An Unironic Lore Analysis of Bread Boys 

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In a stream, they confirmed the fact both of them (father and son) have dementia due to their very long lives

Also, in Father vs The IRS, it’s mentioned that only Father can shoot his shotgun, unless he gives permission for someone else to use it, like in “FATHER I LOVE CHRISTMAS” and “Son, Happy Birthday”

The bread boys only have one power, the power of plot convenience.

As someone who’s worn plate armor to airsoft- the amount of times I’ve had people quote breadboys at me is staggering. (Despite not wearing a greathelm)

Pretty sure the anime being so strong is meant to be a joke based off the meme "I have god and anime on my side".

A very easily missable bit of lore about his feud with Grandfather (father’s father) is revealed in Uncle vs “Grandfather” where “Grandfather” had left Uncle in Egypt

Anime armor in this universe is plot armor *you cannot change my mind!*

This video did not need to exist but i'm glad it does.

I mean, heck. There are a few more things that can add to your simulation theory. In the video titled “Bread Boys but Father got buffed” Father literally edits his powers using the computer to make himself even stronger. In the ones involving Skyrim NPCs, either Son or Father have their personalities rewritten to be NPCs when Skyrim is brought up. And finally, in “Bread Boys but it’s vocoded to Gangsta’s Paradise,” Father gets so fed up with Son that everything gets vocoded to Gangsta’s Paradise

Since Father threw mother off the Eiffel Tower this means that they must been stuck around till at least the late 19th century before disappearing for possible most or the entire 20th century (This would explain earlier how Father hadn’t any experience with automobiles)

Lore goes CRAZY when you look into the discord server, You could write a 600 page three volume saga of the stuff that went down in there

Lets not forget Bread Boys love Girls Frontline and UMP45 is at least Son's absolute oshi. Its fitting. They like the darkest recesses of mankind anime girls and Son in particular loves the clinically depressed suicidal smug one of the outcast robots.

I actually theorize/headcanon that the family was much more sane during the crusades, but being immortal and watching the world move long past the ages of knights and crusaders, as well as being so powerful that war is pointless since they can make whole armies give up, has made them slowly lose it and basically result to sitting around, occasionally going on rampages, but mostly just killing each other as the only way to pass their endless amount of time. Son's obsession with anime is probably the reason he's the least homicidal member of the cast.

The simulation would only make the fate of Mother even more concerning.

Never been this proud for being a Bread Boys enjoyer.

12:32 you forgot fathers ability to vocode people's voice to gangstas paradise

I think another important lore bit is that the Bread Boys only eat bread, per their name. They can eat other things but it is repeated that the survive off almost solely bread which I always assumed helped give them their powers. Also, it is hinted at that cousin Richard is immortal but by a completely different means then the other crusaders, as explored in tat one video where Son and cousin Richard go to the gulag.

Update on power's: mewing or just them without their helmets on just looking at their faces will obliterate you. See 'son, what is mewing'

The period of time that they were not able to keep up with the times is when they were in space fighting alongside the black templars

Bread Boys is a good example on why making a simple small world, is way better than making a whole Springfield worth of ideas

oh gosh I completely forgot about bread boys- I gotta catch up now!

Fathers Father then: I just don't understand? Father's Father now: אני גאה בך בן שכמעט שרטת אותי

"This is the type of content I make now. What am I doing with my life?" Welcome to that exact achievement of life brother. You earned a subscriber. Keep up the good work and stay safe.

This proves that both the power of God and Anime are an extremely powerful combo.

Oh yeah we're getting REAL content now

Just to clarify, it was specified in the description of "Son, Are You Real?" that the video was non-canon to the Bread Boys universe, so that safely debunks the theory that the entire Bread Boys saga is just Father's schizophrenic delusions. Also, loved the use of Super Paper Mario music during the simulation theory segment. That's also an interesting theory that's a lot more plausible.

My guy this is exactly what I was looking for. P.S. you should do a timeline video

3:58 i recognized astolfo in these few frames as soon as i saw them

I am so glad that this video exists. As far as I know, this is the first video of its kind talking about Bread Boys. The lore of the series is unironically interesting and captivating. If you have ever looked in the comments of Bread Boys, there is a chance you may have stumbled upon me. I am the essay guy. The one and only who writes unreasonably long analyses of videos. Recapping the installment in detail and giving my own review with a theory. And through the years I have spent following Bread Boys, I can confidently crown myself with a Ph.D. in the lore. No one in their right mind would spend that much time and passion studying the story of two immortal crusaders who do silly stuff. I am the guy who actually watched all of their videos multiple times. This video was like a warm present for Bread Boys themselves, and fans like me. It does a great job of summarizing the main premise of this series. Without going into deep details, it provides general knowledge and goes through every important element. My only nitpick is that you didn't mention Bob, which I find unacceptable and unforgivable. Since this video listed some interesting facts/details of the series, I would like to add some myself. 1. JWR: in "Son, I Dislike RAID" JWR, which at the time was called Just Weather Reports, made its first appearance. The weather reporter was held at gunpoint and forced to read the script for the Raid Shadow Legends ad. Later, the reporter came back as a phone guy in "Son, What's FNAF | NIGHT TWO". In "Son, I'm Ending Humanity" JWR rebranded to Just World Reports and it remains like this to this day, making an appearance every now and then. 2. Black Death: in "Son, New Year New Me" it was confirmed that Father was the one to cause the Black Death. Not much else to add. 3. World War I: speaking of tragedies, during one of the streams it was said that Bread Boys shot Franz Ferdinand, consequently causing World War I. However, I wouldn't rely on the sources of the lore any other than the videos themselves. 4. Real names: apparently Bread Boys actually have real names. Son's name is the first one that was revealed, and it is Chadicus. During one of the streams, Bread Boys said that Father also has a real name and it will be revealed somewhere in the future. I am personally not a fan of Son and Father having "real" names. Mainly because names like Son, Father, and Uncle were established into the fundament of the series, providing no need for there to be actual names. 5. The channel: Bread Boys(as a channel) exists in the story, as it was shown on multiple occasions, like: "Son, where is our dislikes?", "Bread Boys: Behind the Scenes", "Son, What is Clickbait?" etc. Father, however, tends to forget that they have it from time to time. Also, in the Universe, they only earned one penny from RU-vid as it was said in "Bread Boys Morning Routine". 6. Father is into cock and balls torture: at the end of "Son, What's CBT?", Father admitted to liking the process. 7. Uncle's cat obsession: although one of Uncle's main characteristics is liking cats, in "Father vs Uncle", Uncle is shown to be enjoying the image of the dog. It might be because Bread Boys haven't settled on this part of his character. Personally, I have a little headcanon that Father is a dog person, the opposite of Uncle. 8. Chess: Father and Son play chess often. Nothing much, just a fun family activity. Son, however, gets killed when he doesn't play chess with his dad though, as mentioned in "Another Day In the Life of Bread Boys" I truly love the series. Bread Boys legit influenced me in one way or another. I am very thankful that it exists. Not that many books, movies, or series have stuck with me as Bread Boys did. And there are a few fictional worlds to which I was so passionate about. Believe it or not, Bread Boys were the ones who made me write my first fanfic. It wasn't the first ever fanfic, but if I hadn't written Richard's Return, I would probably have never written any fanfic after that. So far, I have written 7 Bread Boys fanfics worth 50 805 words. That's quite an achievement. And even though becoming a fanfiction author isn't something some people will look at as worthy of honor, for me it is a sign of how this series has impacted me. Thanks for making the video, it was great.

Weird idea, Perhaps the Shotgun is the true mastermind and an unholy relic or worse a demon possessed weapon that drives those who wield it insane, I mean it drove Son insane in a matter of seconds when Father gave it to him and went on a rampage that resulted in the death of millions, and when Father saw this, he was oddly extremely concerned and felt like he had to stop him to save people, instead of letting him continue like he probably would have done if he still had 'His' Shotgun, seemingly snapping out of his delusions and back to lucidity. But hey thats just a theory a bread boy theory.

Doesn’t cousin Richard get his powers from Anime or something? I know he introduced it to son and I am aware that he can go toe to toe with them even without a helmet (which seems to be a prerequisite for having holy powers). It would actually explain the power boost the boys get when wearing the Anime Armour, as it’s anime power stacks on top of their base abilities thus giving them the boost. It’s fair to say this wouldn’t work the same with Cousin Richard as he already has anime powers or something like that.

I feel like the reason father killed mother is because she was a part of Unholy Trinity. We have already seen that the Father, and the son have holy powers, making them immortal (I guess the shotgun is the holy Spirit?) Meaning that they are the holy Trinity. The opposite is her mother, who probably was the part of the unholy trinity, which led to him killing her.

crazy how we now have bread boys lore analysis now lmao

Good video! Binge watched their entire channel yesterday and was looking for a neat conclusion to tie it all together. Not dissapointed.

You didn't even talk about the ultimate power of "Shrek is love"!!

Bread Boys was one of my earliest subscriptions. Great little endeavor.

If you dive too deep the abyss stares back. Son I've been turned into a marketable plushie! That had me has me rolling! Unfortunately now I can't look at the series in the same way as it could all be the product of an unstable mind...

Man after long time being on the internet and basically having no life never I thought watching content like this.

Love the Bread Boys, their skits are awesome!

I think there's an inconsistency in the Lore. In "Father, You have no maidens" son states that Mother was hanged from the Eiffel Tower, and that he "wasn't even born", which would suggest that son was born after at least 1889 when the Eiffel Tower was finished, so Son wouldn't have been able to participate in any crusade. But in "Father, cousin Richard survived" it is shown that both cousin Richard and Son where alive "700 years ago", so roughly in 1321 if we go by the video's upload date. Unless Son is somehow an eternal being that somehow defies space and time or Father is actually a time traveller there isn't really an explanation to this. The "Son doesn't exist" theory and the simulation theory would also explain this, in the first case Father is just allucinating everything and in the second we can just assume the simulation follows a different timeline where history went differently. Or maybe I'm just overthinking this. Yeah I'm overthinking this.

These goons typify the expression of having "the power of god and anime" on their side. XD

I like to believe we don't actually get third person perspectives but really it's uncles pov they just dont notice him

i remember loving bread boys back in highschool

I like the idea that the Bread Boys were somehow placed into a simulation after Father killed his wife.

the group chat of crusaders might just be father's comrades in battle, like one would expect from a guy who tried to retake Jerusalem

I hadn't even heard of the bread boys but I'm very glad i watched this video, thank you

I remember being there the day they uploaded a video of Father finally firing off his shotgun. Course it was in VR, but still!

a lot of fictional universes have super powerful/indestructible materials (vibranium, nicherine/scarlet ore, nokia plate, bescar, etc.) but anime plate has to be THE most creative out of all of them 🤩🤩🤩

Cool vid! Another thing supporting the simulation theory is the fact that in numerous videos the Earth or part of it gets destroyed but reapears later.

New sub, this was really good! I love how you're exploring something that definitely needs more discussion! Also also, to add to Father's delusion theory, don't forget the intrusive thoughts video, where he clearly states and demonstrates that he has them.

damn haven't watched them boys for so long

17:00 Don't worry, the description of that video states that it is not canon

Just found this video as of today, and this was an awesome epic video right there; in terms of the bagel boys, and the time between events for father to understand what is automotive technology, the boys lived throughout the crusade towards the years where paris became recognized with the eiffel tower, to which the unfortunate event occurs where they decided to head back to Jerusalem from Paris, and stayed there until the 80’s, 90’s, and/or the 2000’s. In that time, automotive technology was advancing, and along so everywhere was getting connected via media, tech. systems, social advances, and modernization/suburbanization; for which the boys decided to head towards the US through either Jerusalem towards their current present day state in the USA, or from Persia, towards Europe (maybe France again), and then find a flight towards North America. There’s a video under the bagel boys’ channel that shows father being told that they have fans, and to where there’s a possibility that father may know them throughout his time, for which shows a video of one of the bagel templars reacting towards father, and vise-versa where the templar sees father’s reaction towards them, resulting in a theoretical war called the “yeast wars”; for which it’s in a status of neutrality, since there’s no word on a potential collab in the future between both channels. However, they are chill with each other, for last time that I’ve checked; and in short, via a lore standpoint, both kingdoms are in a state of neutrality, until something occurs between them in officially kicking off the yeast holy wars. Nevertheless, it’s a cool channel that has a running series dealing with an ongoing crusade of their kingdom, called the kingdom of mallard, and along so them doing cool things, such as a creation of a cool homemade trebuchet that serves as a cool line of defense in a cool homemade kingdom that they made behind their place somewhere in their current space in Canada. All in all, although this video was made a while back, I hope that everything is going well, and I’m glad that the yt algorithm recommend me this cool video to watch in my downtime, take care :D

I needed this in my life😊

Did Lore is huge? Thanks man

Man this vid blew up. From 11K in 4 months to 68K in 5 months, congrats dude

IRS soldiers are now kind of a thing

Functionally immortal, not immortal, immortal would mean that they cant even die temporarily

I waited for the day that someone would do this

top 5 best RU-vid channels of all time also the lag could also just be another super power / ability

And we are still watching them year later

I wasnt actually expecting it to be unironic also I wasn't expecting him to say that it might be a don Quixote sort of thing and that father is just crazy

you asked, "what am I doing with my life?" at the start of the video. The answer to that is, the right thing

something about mother though, the construction work of the effile tower began in January 1887 and was finished on March 31, 1889, but son was in the crusades sooo...

hmmm. She might be a witch why "father" hates her

FUN FACT! The IRS does actually have armed personnel and tax collectors. Thus meaning that they do have armed individuals! An estimated 80,000 to be exact!

This was amazing! Now do a jobbythehong lore video 😂. But hey man I hope you’re doing well.

i love this

A throwback to the power of anime as an element is also in "Son, THEY'VE TAKEN JERUSALEM" when Father says that it's "...those damned weebs..." who took Jerusalem, Father is wounded and tells Son to defend Jerusalem, stating that it doesn't matter that he's a Heretic. This leads the belief that Father isn't immune to the powers of anime and/or can't heal due to them, I think that's why he doesn't comment on Sons Heresy in that episode since Son is familiar with Anime and may be able to actually stop his fellow wedge from taking Jerusalem.

Honorable vid mention, They were sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

When he called the Yuyuko Fumo an "anime plushie" i was about to strange this man

Anime was made in nuclear fire, so it being the most powerful kind of makes sense.

Solar Systme powers?

son was never real in the first place.

Oh Dammm There is lad thanks for the Shout out You have my sword And my Subscription

16:13 Yuyuko would never say "uwu", she'd consume his flesh and then eat whatever else she can find (she is a horrifying glutton)

14:00 it could also be that Father was the leader of the Crusader group and doesn’t consider them friends

Uncle also lives in the walls

Breadboys is a sitcom done right.

Father and son solo your fav verse

Update this video. The lore has gone insane! Father can time travel at will, destroy galaxies with a snap, caused the Black Plague, KILLED Archduke Ferdinand leading to WWI.

I am a simple man. I see an interesting concept (crusaders in modern times) amd I see firearms. Amazing YT channel / TV series 10/10.

Here since 3.85k

Father has gunkinesis

Im leaning in to the theory that son is a figment of fathers imagination. My theory is that father who is just a normal dude gets a girl (mother) pregnant, and father freaks out. He then kills mother and is locked up in a criminal assylum. He's so filled with grief that he creates his own false reality where he is an immortal crusader who has a heretic son who is also an immortal crusader. When in real life father isn't given his meds his false reality changes a little bit. The reason I think that son is a weeb is because when father wasn't a criminal he was either a weeb himself, or he had heard about weebs and thought that they were weird. Everything else in father's false reality is just his mind piecing together different bits of information father knows.

There’s more stuff hinting at your simulation theory, such as “son, what’s analog horror” where everything gets kind of glitchy and distorted.

I would love a Death Battle episode with father

Curious to know, what about the after life bits with them in some spirit realm

I love bread boys.

14:54 could also be that hes the only immortal crusader using facebook (making him not have friends within this specific social media app)

They’re so cool!

thank you for this. I have been meaning to do this, but I procrastinate too much. also, tidbit, they are Semi-immortal. Demi-mortal. whatever you call dying and respawning.

THEYRE IMMORTAL !? i need to catch up

Oh yes, please give me more extremely serious analyses of ironic media!

Actually the IRS now has soldiers with 9MM pistols, fully automatic black colored rifles, dress in all black, wear black boots, wear safety sunglasses. Can speak from first hand exercise and watching U.S. news.

You should do a video on African lore

Thank you recommendation

I saw that Double Life reference!

He kinda sounds like son