Analyzing Bethesda's WORST Game - Rogue Warrior - JarekTheGamingDragon 

So I suppose this is all a sort of case study, and it shows us the reason why... ...what happens in Rainbow 6 Vegas stays in Rainbow 6 Vegas oh, like you'd be able to resist if you thought of it :D

Hey Jarek you schould check a game out with the name iron storm which can be found on gog. It's some old school first person shooter that plays out in wwI

Vanossgaming monster

Hey, Jarek. This character in Rogue Warrior looks like Frank Castle/The Punisher. He has badass

This Game is a Total Goat Fuck

i think even that'd be better than the game

@@BeansAndWeens Even better than gun-toting one-liner f-bomb dropping Johnny Gat voiced by Daniel Dae-Kim. It's always a blast to hear actors let loose and say extremely obscene stuffs.

It just Works

This game has 16 times the swear-rate.

This is something Pete "The Hack" Hines would unironically say.

Tbf bethesda didn't developed the game, they only published them

Big oof

Dukey Nukey

Dick Kickem

DUKI NUKI

@@dopey473 Nukey McBoing Boing

money

What the fuck are you talking about. Oh well fuck it, at first I thought you were more full of shit than a craper with a fucked up flushing mechanism, but when I pull my head out of my ass and think about it, it actually makes some fucking sense

Yeah dats what dan houser believes in

So this is how the DMC reboot was made

Jerry Lundegaard!

More games with Mickey Rourke doing VO simply for the paycheck, also. He gave zero effort here and it's hilarious.

same

I Unironically want more games like this

Yeah I feel like at first this game was supposed to be serious but some devs realized this is is silly and stupid so they added stuff like this

It definitive is and I unironically love the game for even having the gull to include something so random

Somebody on the sound team was simply out of fucks to give.

How many Marines does it take to change a light bulb? Nobody has been able to stop them from eating crayons long enough to find out

How many armys does it take to chane a light bulb One this isnt a joke

No...4 you forgot the other guy to claim that he shot the light bulb in the middle of the night...then write s book about it.

Don't forget screaming swear words while trying to be stealthy

Ah yeee yeee 🤦🏻‍♂️

Ah yeee yeee 🤦🏻‍♂️

The word is rogue Rouge is a character from sonic

Yeah, pretty much. He must've heard of Clancy's successes with Rainbow Six and Ghost Recon and decided "Hey, I can do that, too!" Cue the latest entry in Jarek's "Super-Shit Tier" saga.

​@@NebLleb Thank all the patron saints and spirits that Tom Kratman didn't have any games

@@teslashark Tom Kratman? Who's he?

@@NebLleb Even worse writer than Marcinko, even less war history behind him

@@teslashark How bad is he?

It’s one of those games that’s so bad that it’s good. Wouldn’t recommend playing it for $60 though…

Shoot, I thought he was saying it's a total dope f*ck.

Gotta remember that one.

@@AJOmega2 see that's how good the line is ! It's one line that sounds like 12 lines 🤣

@@zerophantomyt433 exactly imma use it more often from now on

Wait what

I cannot believe this is real. The more I learn about Rebellion the more weird things I find out.

I've watched some of the videos from him, didn't know he was the CEO of Rebellion, that's dope

I love that guy I didn’t know he was with rebellion

He also owns the legendary british comic magazine 2000 AD. You know, Judge Dredd, ABC Warriors, Strontium Dog and all that cool shieet.

You're right it does

Holy shit it's almost identical lol

Sonic boon Dynamic Range Sound library, disc 1, track 33. it's stock audio.

It might just be a compilation of greatest hits from MW2 lobbies 😂

h-h-hahahahahahahah😂😂

Or some goofy Russian raging on L4D2, but with an American accent lol

Black ops 2 Lobbies

Same. Grabbed it for $3, maybe $4 for the 360, got a case of beer, and me and a buddy fired it up and spent the next couple hours laughing our asses off. This was the time period where me and my friends would go to GameStop and spend $20 on four or five 360/PS3 era games we found because it was cheaper and more fun than going to the movies, the Xbone had just come out so all the previous gen inventory was getting basically given away, and I had my home theater setup with a projector firing at a 10' screen, which none of these games deserved. Played a lot of _BAD_ stuff, started to play some worse stuff and left it alone, never to be touched again (Shellshock 2, I'm looking at you); and then found some nuggets of fools gold like this absolute trainwreck. Fun times. This game was super, crazy ambitious at the start and then they scrapped the whole damn thing because it was so broken, and hired this dev team to basically rewrite the whole thing, and shit the game out in 6 months. It shows.

Thinking, 🤔 what thinking? 🙃

Duke Nukem Forever for me, at $5

No, I’d say it’s more like playing a video game version of a Steven Seagal movie.

​@@Morningstar91939holy shit that's accurate.

Those are flawed, but interesting games. The motion blur and camera shake in the second game is atrocious, though.

I literally CRIED tears of joy because how hilariously bad this game was.

Same case here. 12 years old, buddy of mine got this game and swore up and down it was the best game he ever played AFTER playing gems like Modern Warfare 2 and God of War 3. I haven't talked to that friend in about 10 years.

@@TheOneTrueLevi good

The mmo genre

At least chaser has a map editor that makes it somewhat moddable.

Fallout 76 looks better than this crap.

@@cursedhawkins1305 Honestly, now, 76 is... decent? I guess. Not great, but perfectly playable, and... fun, I guess.

@@TNOFanZacharie Well... there's also the whole pay to win situation (last I heard) going on so even though its playable and won't make your PC break once its booted up there's now the situation of the skill ceiling being extremely out of a starter's league.

@@cursedhawkins1305 It plays much much worse though.

Again that’s likely stemming from the pay to win situation that last I heard was going on, but in regards to the game’s performance its better than this piece of trash.

I can hear them laughing menacingly

How did it run?

@@raddox7 it's fine actually

At least Bulletstorm was fully aware of what it was. Unlike THIS!!!!

That game is Amazing.. I enjoyed Bulletstorm

I don't blame you

You can try to do this but if you're going with beer, you'll get the burps and feel awful just after the tutorial section. If you try it with liquor, you're just gonna fuckin' die.

@@skuzzyj would be dead by alcohol poisoning before the first level even end

@@mohamednail1707 Yeah, pretty much

You should drink about that.

Uhhh okay

I had tonsillitis at the time so the doc gave me some plus antibiotics

At least rouge warrior is 2-3 hours long. Good bad like the room media shouldn’t be too long.

Should have shown him the rap see his reaction

Actor Mickey Rourke having recited the BLEEPING script