Animal Battle Simulator 

What a nice looking game, hopefully there arent any uncharacteristically large spiders that are also my enemy.

I like how he says “JUST MESSIN AROUND” after putting a human head on a crocodile as if that justifies the psycho thing he just did

Jerma’s editor doing his absolute best to make Jerma seem like a normal and sane individual.

“Game that looks like dogshit but is fun” is practically half of the Jerma985 stream library

Jerma casually drilling a metallic open ribcage onto a dismembered torso. Jerma: *”This is deranged? Why?”*

BLOODTHIRSTY streamer pits INNOCENT animals against eachother for his own TWISTED amusement.

This is reminiscent of those sandboxes a therapist might use to psychoanalyze you.

Seeing hundreds of angry gamers smash the ground with cricket bats to kill tiny ants is hilarious

"broncosaurus" "kimono dragon" Jerma is a MENACE

All the monsters Jerma makes look like something Sid from Toy Story would make

I adore how quickly any game Jerma plays that involves character customization and fighting turns into its own mini-rumble

Jerma is the type of fellow to go to therapy and make the Therapist need therapy

I saw people lose hundreds of thousands of points that night. It's a perfect game for the compact boomer gambling machine that is Jeremy.

This will be the new tf2, just a good few years where all he plays is Animal Revolt Battle Simulator, and he will be known as the streamer who just plays this.

There are 40-50 wild hogs currently traveling to your location. You'll be lucky to be seen both dead or alive.

RIP to all the victims of the Joestown massacre

Jerma is a “good” “person”

That centaur giraffe thing is now one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. I'm impressed really.

The Large Adversarial Arachnid always has my vote

Only jerma could create such a unkillable monster such as metal tentacle giraffe man

14:40 The giant enemy spider's animations are so hilarious

the more he gets a taste of playing god the sooner humanity comes to ultimate devastation

i love how the hippo turns to the camera at 19:57 like a kid being like "DID YOU SEE THAT DAD??? ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?!?!"

I love how he did a king kong on skull island battle with apes vs bugs and the apes lost. But send 200 angry joes at um and they'll never see another day apparently.

I like how the GIANT ENEMY SPIDER has the exact same walking animation as the one in BeamNG

I will never understand Jerma's obsession with playing Fart Simulators

The casual jumpcuts to an unholy abomination is the funniest part.

This game is the jerma definition of "just another peek into my twisted psyche"

Chat sucked during this stream. I had a blast watching him play this.

This really feels like one of the older jerma streams

Haven't genuinely smiled through a video like that in years... I don't get to watch Jerma that often, but the fact that he still has that (authentic) youthful curiosity and excitement in experimenting with a game like this is seriously contagious, hahah. You can tell he's actually having a lot of fun with it!

I like how if one competitor wins by a landslide Jerma doesn’t nerf them; he just makes the other competitor 10x as powerful

The way the giant Joe moves like he's the qwop character sends me into orbit

This is the kinda guy to secrete noxious fumes

This is what the 3090 was made for

Damn the toys from that evil kid Sid’s room in toy story would have been the best intro clip

In my head I heard Jerma literally like Sid from toy story pretendiing to be a nurse when he's operating on the toys to make horrific nightmare creatures *"DOCTOR, YOU'VE DONE IT"*

This whole stream was psychotic

Jerma has fully and completely convinced me he's not real. In the slightest.

I sure loved the uncharacteristically large sized arachnid that is known for making webs and eating bugs, who may or may not also be an adversary or a rival.

_The critters are under attack._

thank you jerma and editors i needed this today

i think jerma is my new favorite content creator. so far every video i've watched from him has made me cry laughing, my eyes are still fucking red and MOIST from this video

I love the jump cuts between Jerma's different setups that let you work out his thought process without actually seeing it. "Okay, remove the gate that stalled the fight last time and shrink the giant Joe so it can move. Also flamethrower."

3 minutes ago, on the recommended tab, it did show/ a 2ndJerma video, edited (you know!), not on vimeo/ right here, right now - all is still/ and Jerma sings a joyful, "How do you do?"/

Jerma editors always coming in clutch with those intros that's related to the stream/video one way or another, especially considering how much Spy Kids 2 gave my childhood nightmares just like this Insane Megalomanaic.

This is just like what Sid did in Toy Story 1 but it’s Jerma with humans and animals instead of toys

Don't ever say that about Dusk again, Jerma.

I love TABS but this seems hilariously better. I also love the new spider tune at 14:42

jerma always has a giant enemy spider theme ready and i love that

The beat drop just before Omega Joe fell off the edge was impeccable.

7:04 this is a more Xavier Renegade Angel design than ACTUAL Xavier Renegade Angel

this is such a classic jerma video, love it to death

Do you think they all explored each others bodies at the end

Love you Jerma

I remember watching this last year, man time flies

Little angry god man

17:00 Battle of Rorke's Drift

God I hope he plays more of this

That was way more entertaining than it should’ve been

that monster rancher steam port made more changes than I expected

I have seen the Jerma dance gif at 16:40 so many times and never known the origin until now

the jerma rumble looked fun this year

I swear Jerma has a natural gift for finding and playing these games that are shit but kinda cool at the same time

God fears this man.

I haven't laughed this hard in months, thank god Jerma exist

Need more of this

this is the funniest video ive ever seen in my life

The hippo instakilling the polar bear at the end has insane comedic timing: 1 - Gatling guns go off 2 - Missiles ragdoll the corpse offscreen 3 - Hippo starts walking towards the camera 4 - Laser thing comically rolls into frame All perfectly spaced for maximum comedy.

Ah yes the game where jerma broke every creature by making them way too fucking big even though the game specifically told him that would happen

This is just the sequel to Impossible Creatures, all that’s missing is Star to cheat erroneously and we’re good

"oh my god i cant put anymore, im gonna overheat the 3090" he says as he continues to place a dozen more snakes

*Kills two innocent bystanders* "Okay that's actually pretty cool"

This stream was fun

This makes me wanna go watch the We Fought A Zoo series again

They’ve really improved the physics in this game, units don’t just fall over

Jermzilla: King of the Jermonsters

I wanted that mini zoo island thing from spy kids 2 so badly when I was little

He should have done the jerma rumble in this game

God cursed mankind with a plague. Mankind cursed God with Jerma.

This game reminds me of Jerma's older vids, makes me feel nostalgic

new jerma rumble lookin sick

I love how big joe is just doing flips in the back

OH GOD I DIDN’T NEED TO REMEMBER THAT MOVIE

Jack I love your work

I like how the logo was tracking to Steve Buscemi's face in the intro

the 300sum snakes fighting the dino is making me just WHEEZE

Holy shit this is hilarious, I’m in tears.

Jerma creating more monsters for Kaido's beast pirate crew.

this game really helps bring out his most psychotic elements

I just love how much ridiculous things you can make in ARBS. Plus the workshop creatures and maps aren’t as bad either!

This looks like a Markiplier thumbnail

What an angry person

Sure hope there aren’t any Massive Arachnid Foes in this game…

I hope to see more of this

This video was hilarious

Great video

Just make this years Jerma Rumble in this

The critters are under attack!

Every time the gorilla's health bar came up I thought it was a censor bar.