ANIME HATER Reacts To OVERPOWERED JoJo's Stands 

Zipper guy is sticky fingers, the blue one. The stand that was shown in video is King Crimson, the red one

I'd like the recommend "The Strongest Stand: Soft & Wet Go Beyond" By the content creator METAs.

G.e.r's return to zero ability can be explained as such: The ultimate lag You went for an attack? No, no you didnt actually, your actually in the same spot you began in And for the death loop, You dont actually die, your in a scenario that WOULD kill you but just before your killed, your sent to the next one, and this will happen infinitely, every single scenario you can think of were someone can die will happen, Thats not even the worst part Because your pain is amiplified, meaning you basically just got a defense debuff So if you could survive being stabbed... Now you can't

Magnetizing meteors IS ass compared to the zippers, don't listen to that one guy ROFL Also that top 1 stand, it do be sounding like genjutsu, except it's the actual reality. Its ability is called "return to zero" which quite literally just nullifies anything that harms the user. No one can hurt them. And if the stand kills you, it nullifies your death, but since it still killed you, you're in like an undefined state or whatever and you go on a death loop forever where you just die in every possible circumstance again and again.

As for King Crimson, it has a sub-Stand called Epitaph, which basically sees 10 seconds into the future (and that prediction is FATED to happen). King Crimson himself takes those 10 seconds and skips/erases them. He can freely maneuver during the time skip, while the enemy is stuck into doing their action. However, King Crimson can't interact with anything or anyone while skipping time, so he uses the ability to evade attacks or maneuver into strategic positions. As for Cream, yes, it normally would be pretty OP. The thing is, you can't see the ball of void, but while in the void ball, the Stand or the user can't see you either. So it blindly goes around trying to hit you. As for The Hand, the user mentions that he doesn't know where voided objects go. And when he swipes space, it stitches together, either causing the person/object to be pulled towards the user, or making the user "teleport". However, he can only do that with his right palm, and only when doing a swiping motion, so if you restrain his right arm, he can't use the ability. As for G.E.R., it's not a genjutsu. It literally negates and reverts any action to the starting point, thus, "returning to zero". And not even time-related abilities can stop it, since the Stand could freely move and act during skipped time, something that only King Crimson could do. If it kills you, it returns your death to zero, making you experience different kinds of situations that end up in your death, but you always return, only to die again from a different situation, for eternity.

OK so to explain Star platinum. YES Star platinum IS Jojo's stand BUT he unlocks a new ability in the anime called "THE WORLD" Which is the time stop ability of the actual "The World" stand which is possesed by DIO. Unlocking this ability lead to people calling the current time stopping Star platinum, Star Platinum: The World. later in the anime he gets weaker but Part 3 "Prime" Star platinum is extremely OP close combat stand with DIO's stand being essentially the same TYPE of stand except slightly weaker in power due even though it was boosted by DIO's vampire abilities. Considering this if Jotaro (JOJO) Was a vampire we can say that Star platinum would probably be one of the most if not the most powerful close combat stands in the series. Now remember I said "CLOSE COMBAT STAND". Stands like GER or TUSK act 4 are more powerful but you gotta consider the fact GER is a Requiem that heavily relies on its ability. Same deal with tusk act 4 it heavily relies on the golden ratio infinite force ability rather than physical strength alone.

So the man you call JOJO is named Jotaro Kujo but he isn't the only Jojo, each jojo part from 1 to 9 has different Jojo but Jotaro is main character or you can call him Jojo and also the first JOJO to have stand because they were introduced in part 3. Jotaros' stand is called Star Platinum but it has the abilities of The World which is Dios stand, Dio is the main villain of part 1 and 3. That's why the creator of the video you watched Called Star Platinum, Star Platinum: The world. And also they are called JOJO because they have names like jonathan joestar, joseph joestar, jotaro kujo and if you take a close look at that names you will see that first 2 letter or last 2 letter are "JO" which is why they are called JOJO.

What The Hell Is Dio Doing 2:58 💀 (Okay I Messed Up Don't Mind Me)

This video is a pretty bad one when it comes to explaining things, which is why I believe you are very confused. Otherwise, things wouldn't really be that confusing. Hell, I know all about these stands and even I got confused because of his wording.

Last comment. GER You are kinda correct with the Genjutsu but instead of being an illusion... It actually really happens. Simplest way to explain the ability "Return to Zero" is that the Cause from an action/effect is completely removed. Bomb goes off? It never exploded. that kind of BS. Fire a gun? You never did the bullet never left the chamber. Basic shit like that.

What about the world over heaven he can rewite reality and stop time infinity Also soft and wet has a ability that doesn´t exist cald go beyond

Okuyasu makes my brain hurt. My brother can erase space people everything, yet he decides to bring people towards him but instead of double erasing he decides to deliver a NORMAL human punch with his right HUMAN hand instead of his stands left hand

Easiest way to explain GER is - NO. Just NO.

I can explain Star Platinum: The World, is pretty much an evolved state of Star Platinum used in Part 4 of JoJo, it works exactly how it did in Part 3 except Star Platinum: The World can stop time for even further now. The Hand, is a stand that erases space to wipe that person, body part, object, out of existence. Or it also can erase time to move closer to the enemy. Even the Stands Owner, Okuyasu doesn't even know where the erased things go. Cream, acts similar to The Hand except the mouth of Cream is a void and anything that enters it gets wiped off the face of the planet. King Crimson, can skip and erase time (Not like The Hand) and also has something his forehead called Epitaph which allows it to see what will happen in the future. Heaven's Door, allows the user to turn their face half into pages of a book on touch, all their secrets, past conflicts, issues, and encounters since they were born and each memory is written into a page Like a book. Rohan can also write into the pages which will effect them depending on what's written. For Example: Rohan writes, "They will be pushed 278 Kilometers away from Rohan Kishibe". Then the person effected by it will be pushed 278 Kilometers away. Made in Heaven/Maiden Heaven, is a stand that accelerates time to non-living things and moves at the speed of sound, guns shoot fasters, plants die quicker, food gets moldy quicker, age goes by quicker. If the stand does a punch, chop, shoot, impale, then it'll be so fast that you wouldn't even see it happen until you witnessed the injury at that time. Killer Queen/Deadly Queen, is a stand that converts anything its hand touches into a bomb and the user Yoshikage Kira/Kosaku Kawajiri can ignite the bomb at anytime in any place. Stray Cat is in the stomach of Killer Queen and shoots a moving bubble that absorbs physical damage, Killer Queen can turn it into a bomb and also make it invisible to the naked eye. Another attack Sheer Heart Attack is a self-active vehicle deployed by Killer Queen, it's invincible but it can be damaged and effect the user, it is attracted by heat and explodes when near a target, and yes it can move. For Example: in the show Koichi uses Echoes Act 3 to drop very heavy weight on Sheer Heart Attack, Yoshikage Kira deployed it on his right hand, therefore when it was applied with weight, Kira's hand fell to the ground and broke the table with his right hand because his hand was on the table. His final and last resort ability called Bites the Dust, when it is active, it will send the user back in time which reverts anything that happened, seen, or witnessed. This effect can be activated multiple times and will resume the same day over and over if the user wishes. Kosaku Kawajiri used this effect only if someone found out his identity.

Chariot requiem is top 1 and gold exp top 2 And I don't even know this dude but he is obviosly a Naruto fan by the way he talks, it's just like an obvious cliche

You should've reacted to a better video. That video was extremely confusing and not explaining anything properly. Non Jojo watchers would just scratch their heads.

To make what I can make sense Weather report can pretty much replicate any known whether phenomenon which includes tornadoes sweeping up animals and making it seem like they ran from the sky( the raining poison frogs) Star Platinum is called star Platinum but it became star Platinum the world after gaining time stop ability cuz the ability of stopping time is called "the world" and considering it was Dio's ability he was mainly just calling his stand by its name The hand can practically swipe anything out of existence, doesn't matter if it's people or air whatever was swiped is just gone and is filled in by the two ends that weren't swiped away and if it was a person they would be dead depending on where With cream the user has to go into the stand and they get teleported into some sort of pocket dimension, anything they erase and their path in the pocket Dimension get erased in the real world but they can't see while erasing things so sometimes they have to step out of the pocket dimension King Crimson pretty much just erases the user from fate, the best way I can explain it is every individual thing has its own fate for example you can throw a rock at the user, if the user uses epitaph they're able to see you throw that rock 10 seconds into the future and if they don't want it to hit them they can use King Crimson to just bypass their fate for those 10 seconds, The Rock still follows its feet in being thrown but considering the user isn't there because they dismissed themselves from their fate it doesn't hit them, pretty much regardless of what happens everything still happens it just excludes the user from the event Heaven's Door pretty much with contact the user can read you and it's in book form considering it holds all information on you from birth to current moment regardless of you knowing or remembering any of it which includes any secrets or memories of yours forgotten or remembered, the user can rip pages out to make you lose memories, write different commands, and as the user has done before they can practically give some sort of buff like automatically making you fluent in any language by writing that you are in your pages Tbh I don't really know how to fully explain tusk Made in heaven pretty much accelerates time, anything nonliving goes through the process of acceleration so anything that would happen to it naturally happens faster, if acceleration is done far enough it resets the universe, anyone who's died gets Rewritten into some sort of alternate form and anyone who's living stays as they are with memory of what happened essentially making an alternate universe Other than love train d4c has the ability to open alternate timelines, the user pretty much uses it by switching places with an alternate version of himself and have them take the damage for him then switches back to his own dimension, two versions of someone can't exist in the same dimension one has to die(lowkey I laugh about it sometimes thinking damn an alternate version of him was probably enjoying dinner with his family then just got pulled into a battlefield and killed just so he can dodge an attack) I can't really answer other stands past that considering I still need to read through and understand them Killer Queen was self-explanatory but sure heart attack is pretty much an indestructible tiny tank that goes towards the hottest thing and explodes Still have to look into soft and wet GER if you have hostility towards the user and attack them the stand just bypasses it and attacks you of its own sentient consciousness, reverting your life down to zero and putting you in an infinite death loop( or an easy terms if you attack the user the stand goes "nuh uh draw 4 but infinite)

King crimson was the red one you were talking about sticky finger

Bro why the dude having a stroke while talking about king crimson

Looks like is an old video, at the time jojolion wasn't finished but then Wonder of U apeared and the whole top 10 had to be remade

11:01… heh, the funny thing is that’s a story beat in the anime/manga… where one of the characters looks white but is half black(had a black father)

Pt 3 is Star platinum pt 4 and etc is Star Platinum:The World

No, GER is not genjutsu, it's like your little brother in a fighting game saying that he canceled everything. You kill him? He canceled his death. You hit him? He cancels your hit. You make him lose his power to cancel? He canceled your ability to make him lose his power to cancel. He killed you? He also canceled your death after you died so now you are dead and alive at the same time and enter an infinite death loop. That's GER.

why tf is tusk act 4 in the fourth place it is the second strongest stand

but fr tho, who gonna tell him pucchi aint black 😭

This is a fairly outdated video. I would say if it's much newer then Wonder of U and, believe it or not, Soft & Wet would be in the actual list. Wonder of U basically attracts negative forces towards anyone that pursues the stand, or the user. It even extends to the general thought of pursuing the user. The negative forces usually manifests as the flow of calamity, basically think getting hit by some Final Destination bullshit. Soft & Wet gains a new ability near the end of Jojolion, which is called 'Go Beyond'. To put it simply, he can create invisible bubbles of infinite energy made out of 'nothingness' that can erase anything in it's path, and since the bubbles are 'nothing' then it is freed from the laws of the universe. It could bypass Wonder of U's absurd activation condition, and it could probably even bypass Gold Experience Requiem's ability, which means that Soft & Wet: Go Beyond might actually be the

This channel is HARD, W, BEST ONE 👌

also, cmoon has such good control over gravity, the user can slightly manipulate time and the same goes for stopped time. pucci can move slightly in stopped time.

3:50 star platinum is Jojo's stand but it has the ability to stop time like Dio's stand

it not crimson the other stand is crimson

"He put n*ggas in genjutsu bruh."

To simplify GER’s ability it can reject reality

There’s more then one jojo

The hand is such a tragic stand, it's so insanely powerful, but the user is a dumbass so the potential is never realized XD

Where tf is wonder of u?

Hate to break it to ya but pucci isn’t black, idk why they chose to give him such a dark skin tone, maybe it’s from tanning in Florida for so many years but both his parents were white, there’s a pretty big plot point in part six which revolves around the KKK thinking his brother is black even though he actually isn’t

Just so you know the stand Soft and Wet erases time, energy and the fabric of the universe where it hits just with a gd soap bubble called SOFT AND WET, GO BEYOND

[The World] is Dio's stand [Star Platinum] is Kujo Jotaro's stand Using a stand for an extended period or certain powers/abilities will tire you out. Dio is a vampire and has unlimited stamina, unlike a human.

ok the nerd is here KING CRIMSON three ability times skip time skip v2 future sight future sights can make the user see the future of 10 seconds after time skip allows the user to make time skip a couple second time skip v2 a ability to ERASE everything happening at that time but is different you can see anything in that time who moved who asked who talked so it can dodge move and do a attack you can also chose to stop time skip at any time here’s a example 1st you’re hungry 2nd you buy some food 3rd you ate it if he used time skip v2 1st you’re hungry 3rd you ate it it skip the 2nd G.E.R(golden experience requiem) idk how many abilities life return to zero life ability is just like G.E(golden experience)it can create life return to zero it will never make the victim reach the truth a writing need a START MIDDLE and END return to zero REMOVE the END example 1st you saw ger 2nd you walk to him 3rd you punch him return to zero 1st you saw ger 2nd you walk up to him some thing stopped you 1st you saw ger 2nd you walk up to him something stopped you -loop- made in heaven a stand made by the heaven(not really) the ability to speed up time endlessly in other people sight made in heaven are very fast but in his sight is everyone so slow because he can choose to make himself also have the speed of that time and his WHOLE body have the speed of that time but if he choose 2 he will die instantly once the world reaches the end it will start a UNIVERSE RESET every thing to reset to a point but dead animals can’t enter a universe reset so it will make a whole character look similar to replace him/her/it D4C a ability to enter the alternate universe to enter a alternate universe you need to crash yourself with two things it can be a door and a wall a flag and a floor D4C(love train) a ability to make a golden aura around you it can reflect every thing the aura is actually luck it is everyone every single animal luck their luck are tp to D4C and making a luck aura and that’s how love train was made by if he reflects a attack someone or something will be unlucky because D4C used his luck to reflect the attack now D4C for me is a 2nd or 1st strongest stand for me it’s ability to enter alternate universe once the user is about to die it can grab a alternate self to replace him if it’s a normal person it would accept and find a way to return but valentines times(user) DOESN’T because he already ready to go to other universe by himself if he actually did they would accept and continue he’s determine is actually quite strong

bro watched the worst video made on stands, i mean bro was stuttering like crazy and was explaining the stands like my 12 year old little brother 😂

Outdated. "Soft and wet: go beyond". Also, tusk act 4 literally no diff'ed D4C Love Train, how is D4C:LT higher than Tusk act 4!?

why the hell would the video put sticky fingers as the main stand on screen during the king crimson section, this guy did a hella confusion job at explaining stands

Wait until he discovers part 7 and 8

1# G.E.R 2# Soft & Wet (G.B) 3# Wonder of U 4# Tusk act 4 5# D4C (L.T) 6# Made in Hebun

Cream is probably a personal favorite stand and honestly kind of wild that it’s one of the few stands that could potentially beat Wonder of U. Kind of like Go Beyond where it dodges the effect by not existing.

wait til this guy finds out about the world over heaven

its called jojo’s *BIZARRE* adventure for a reason

Im kinda late since I just started watching you, Soft & Wet (basically my favorite stand lol) is a song Prince

Love these vids but can you please credit the original creators in the desc please?

Dio's stand is The World, and Jotaro's is Star Platinum, both of which can stop time

11:00 How should I tell him… welp Pucci isn’t black he’s from a white family and is just tan

Awww maaaaan. I know it's not cannon to the story but he should've said TWOH.

why would the guy with CRIMSON IN HIS NAME BE THE BLUE GUY

soft and wet is a song by prince, stands in this series are named after songs/ song artists. (like notorious B.I.G)

The names of everything except the stands in jojo part 3 are all based around singers and song names.

Just to help you understand jotaros stand is Star platinum and dios is the world but since dios stand allows him to stop time the ability to stop time is also called the world so star platinum the world is simply just star platinum with access to the time stopping ability

Bro how you gonna put D4C LT above TA4 if TA4 beats D4C LT

If Weather report had full control of his stand, he'd definitely rank far higher up.

Jojo could probably make the most ridiculous seem cool like they could make bubbles look epic

I dont see Wonder of u and it is a very broken one every thing that wants to touch you it occurs a calamity like a pice of an airplane falls on you

Still find it crazy that there have been 2 more stands since this video that take the number 1 and 2 spots

Bro didn’t understand a single thing that was said😭😭

I'm genuinely mad he didn't mention WOU

i would like to ask you to put the bois credits in the description

Heavens door is probably the best stand. It can do anything. If you write in yourself(as seen in Kishibe Rohan goes to the Louvre) that you will beat this person then it will happen. You can do anything

bruh gold experience requim is just 'nuh uh"

Soft and wet go beyong hard counters GER as its bubble technically doesnt exist so can not be effected by space and time therefore can still damage Giorno and GER even after giorno reset everything to 0

So this vid was created before the reveal of Wonder of U?

10:50 WHO TF MADE THAT VIDEO IF HE CANT EVEN EXPLAIN MADE IN HEAVEN

The ultimate stand ability: NUH UH

The guy in the video dont know how to explain fr

3:54 try watch an explaination video it will help

Heaven’s Door is the best stand to use in every day life

man I wish it covered Wonder Of U

How old is this video? He doesn’t even mention wonder of u

This guy is kinda bad at explaining stands ngl

GER is the definition of "no"

i think he is just a proffesional haters

King crimson is not the zipper guy, did you even watch the video

Just watch jojo already 😭

Bruno's stand is op aka zippin dude

So, to explain something about ger. Its the only stand that can be independent from the user. Basically if you try to attack giorno, that attack is erased from existence, and ger puts you in a sort of limbo. In this dimension you are unable to do anything until ger decides your fate. If it decides to kill you, it will put you in an unending cycle of death. Quite literally, it prevents you from actually dying. The worst part, you dont forget your deaths, meaning that if you die 100 times u feel every death and remember it. Because of the fact it can be independent from giorno, it quite literally just doesnt tell him anything about what is happening to you, giorno is just not affected and doesnt even know what happenned. He can still control it outside of this ability but once ger uses absolute zero on you it sort of breaks free from being controlled.

This guy hates everything,

blud needs to watch the anime

Green Green Grass of Home clears

just watch the anime bro

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Made in heaven is a monstrously terrifying stand. Endlessly accelerating time until the universe ends and the big bang happens again. What's worse, if you are killed in the universe reset, your soul will be lost. Those not killed in the time acceleration retain memory.

wonder of u just got banned

bruh where is wonder of u lol

This list is messed the hell up

Cool vid

JUST WATCH JOJOS BLUD

Month late, i know, But fun fact, Rohan Kishibe, aka the user of Heaven's Door, his stand is fast enough to keep up with Made in heavens speed, aka Pucci Rohan doesn't win because he can't react to Made in heaven but it's still a neat fact nonetheless

Where's Wonder of U ?

Also yes Cream is OP but if you heard correctly the strength is also the weakness because YOU Can't see it, and it Can't see you. More like a double edged sword

Okuyasu actually has a moment where he contemplates where the stuff goes he scrapes away with The Hand. But then he says something along the lines of “im to stupid to think about that” so he just never thinks about it again

were is wounder of u

Yuh

Go beyond is no.1 now