Announcing my new Torture MMORPG. 

im never working on this game again. see you for crypt 2

finally i can live out my fantasy of being a cylinder in a maze surrounded by many, many other cylinders, all while having a seizure

The real april fools is that he thinks hes never going to touch it again

Absolutely one of the horror gameplay experience. 10/10, remarkable.

"It's such a waste of my life ... but it works" This is a mood! This is a MOOD!

spiff appearing out of nowhere shook me

Back in the olden days of the wood-eaters, they never would have believed people would create such a thing.

Man, the late 80s multiplayer test pre-alpha for DEEP ROCK GALACTIC is a lot different than I thought it would be....

This is waaaaaaaaaaay too much work for an April fools joke, now go get some sleep vale! You've earned it!

1:05: I thought it was just a meme! I never thought someone would actually _play_ that game!

The phone number is opening. The cylinder has so many wars and many battles. The cylinder has not ever given whatever character you could think of. Unless it's cylinder Or a bean.

Can't wait for next years Crypt update!

That sounds pretty epic indeed.

I can't wait for crypt:the board game and crypt the ttrpg

@Valefisk are every patreon on the end screening or only the higher tiers ?

If you don't release this I will add another person to my basement

Aw yes, gaslighting 2: gatekeeping

I wish i was part of this friend group man

When do we get the crypt lore video

I would still like to know what the background music is…

Thank goodness my epilepsy is not photosensitive

Is there a reason you can't release this as a separate game? I get why this can't be put in the base game, but why not a separate page?

why dont you just release the multiplayer version as something you can enable with the beta branch part of steam?

Sometimes you truly have to ask is Vale torturing us or are we torturing Vale. The answer is both.

Things that happened as soon as I became patreon: -This -Vale enters the chat completely drunk and starts saying inconvenient things -constant cry about CNA and how bad of an idea it is to play it -I "met" a cool polish guy and I started bullying him because he's polish And it's only been a week and an half, gosh I love this community

"no more crypt" -vale 2023, lying as natural as he breathed

Only indie game devs know the pain that is implementing multiplayer from nothing.

You know what we need? A Crypt Zombies mode, where it's the one hundred players, and one person as Greg... and as the greg eats people, they become more gregs, allowing for the greg-ageddon

Everyone: haha MMO crypt, great April fool's joke vale Vale: . . . Everyone: it's a joke right? Vale: . . . Everyone: it's a joke right, Vale?

>This is the third time I’ve opened this code base to make changes I’m done, after this I’m done Ah the lies programmers tell themselves

Vale, last night in a drunken state while falling asleep, i came up with the most torturous game ever. I chuckled, thinking of your friends losing their shit, and then promptly passed out. The idea: a powerwasher simulator map of the maze from Crypt. Every wall, floor, and ceiling completely dirty with the hardest dirt to get off. The players only have the beginning power washer and no access to any cleaning fluid.

Wouldn't the solution to getting this multiplayer version of crypt out is to have it be a sperate download? Two copies of crypt one for solo and one for multiplayer?

The amount of effort that went into this April Fools joke is honestly astonishing. I'd honestly hire Vale as a Video Game developer, just because of his creativity and dedication.

5:17 Spiff asks this as if Vale has done something impossible, not comprehendible, as if he completed an ancient prophecy thought to be impossible, to slay the dragon atop the mountain, to reach the depths of the ocean, so yes Spiff Vale has done it, he has made multiplayer Crypt, a feat worthy of God.

Spiff joining the call just to ask how insane Vale is

Cylinder is my new favorite character. So much character in that guys volume.

The hilarity of Spiff randomly joined in just to ask "Did you fucking do it Vale?" 😂

Looking forwards to the VR version of Crypt.

The fact that this masterpiece is only 19 minutes long SHOULD be suable.

Considering how much of a psychotic eldritch being Vale is, I’m genuinely surprised it put a disclaimer in the beginning.

This video perfectly describes how it feels to make a game that works perfectly in singleplayer but completely breaks the moment you have multiple players

Utterly terrifying 10/10

"Announcing my new Torture MMORPG" "Dear GOD" "There's more" *_"NOO"_*

It's funny how just yesterday I watched 4 people try and play Ubisoft's Uno for over 1.5 hours in vain. And your multiplayer already works way better. Looking forward to Crypt 2!

I never realized that having dozens of torches in the same room actually made the room darker. Thanks for teaching me this fun, obscure scientific fact, Vale!

I love how Vale actually made multiplayer for Crypt as a joke.

“How functional?“ Immediately starts stuttering

I was a game developer for 10 years, made many unity games and even worked at unity for a while. Hearing Vale rant about the multiplayer made me laugh.

I knew this was a joke vid as soon as he claimed he's been alive for more than 20 years in the intro. We all know Vale has to have his dad sign into a steam account to get past the 13+ clause

can i just say that i love that your casually friends with spiff XD. what an unexpected crossover, i love it.

Finally, World of Valecraft!

Vale's steam engine of a computer must be burning a hole in the floor from jury rigging this game to work

The best April Fools joke of the entire video was that he was done with Crypt

We all know he’s not done with crypt. He’ll never be done. You’re never leaving vale

I was there for the patreon test and it was incredible

I wonder if having $9.11 in his steam wallet was intentional or not

Brings a tear to my eye to see the merchant got killed by greg because you bought his gun which was his only means of protection

Wait, this isn't right. I'm supposed to only see your videos after like 5 months at least, not within a day! 15/10 Cryptastic Boogaloo should've been the subtitle

Jor Jor Well was inspired to write literally 1984 when Vale stopped working on the game when he was on the cusp of having an amongus mode for Crypt.

I was so hyped to have multiplayer crypt I was itching to call my friend and make them download it and whatever after you finished giving the name I was searching far and wide but my dreams were dashed on the rocks

Good thing that you mentioned epilepsy on the start of the video Vale, i just remembered that I didn't take my meds

Vale is the one who can make the science-based, 100% dragon MMO a reality

So pooman is Valefisk's official alter ego is what I'm getting from this lol

What a beautiful game. I can't wait for the sequel which will have classes and new quests added!

I love how i came from watching the spiffing brit to watching this.. and then he joins and asks if vale really did it xD

I've never walked away from a youtube video with my eyes legitimately sore before, well done.

This feels like a classic Gmod sandbox experience with like 30 people in a horror map, but someone spawned a random SNPC and everyone is carrying around dynamic light sources

I unironically believed this until the price

ok, but what if...you posted Crypt MMO as its own steam entry? :D Alternatively, the source code would make a funni Patreon offering so people can fix bugs and torture their """friends"""

oh my god vale is actually uploading a video within a few weeks of filming it

This Victoria 3 game is looking good

18:16 - Hey look, it's me! This patron test was super fun.

I love Gaslight Day, truly one of the holidays of all time

I cant believe its been 20 years since The Crypt came out

I will pay you 2 nickles and a piece of string from my pockets for this game. Yes I know it’s a lot, but I really want it.

2:21 he is “done” watch he open it up again like a year from now XD

7:10 George Washington was famous for chopping down a cherry tree to get at the succulent cherry tree wood-meat inside. Best April 1'st video hands down.

5 months have passed and we still wait for Vale to finish the Campaign for North Africa video.

I love the process of making stuff like that. Beginning by a plan and derailing down to the point you absolutely hate it.

Who hurt you?

I reminds me of both journey and the really cool april fools update a short hike had that added 99 player multi-player Can we atleast get the crypt sourcecode if you are done, I'm sure someone will fix it

Jokes on you, your trickery doesnt count because it’s currently April 2nd here in Australia. You totally got me though… Oh god it wasnt a joke…

the fact that this man is just casually friends with the spiffing brit blows my mind

Not going to lie, I made it 00:21 into the video before I remembered what today was,

To quote out scandinavian lord, back from the TTD video: “FUCK OFF VALE”

When he is finally playing Capaign for North Africa the world is gonna become an Utopia

I'm going to be sending this to all my friends for game night!

I seek more Crypt Mr Samsa. I must deliver Greg his Pizza Rolls.

bro , you should make a video for Company of heroes 3

Soooo, uh. How much for a DLC that lets me play as Greg against other people? Maybe a DLC that allows 4 player Gregs against one unfortunate person

can relate ah yes #pain is an actual tag to this video

Make crypt 2. The cryptier cryptist crypt. Now with actual working multiplayer, that's all it is.

"I've been awake for days!" Sounds like torture, or you're practicing to become a Navy SEAL or something. Wow. I could never even fathom attempting that. My personal best was staying awake for 24 hours during Star Wars Uprising before that mobile title became a dead game. Well, kudos to Crypt 1.5 and beyond.

what if, the April first joke is that the entire video is actrually cgi with everyone voice acting the lines out and the mmo was never made.

i cant believe you played for 33 hours before inviting your friends.

inb4 vale releases another crypt video and mentions that he said "i am done with crypt" as a joke because it was april fools

I want to see Crypt: VRChat Edition. All the backend is handled for you, you just need the screen effect to be in the walls/floor shader instead of a screen effect. Udon (VRChat's graph coding tool) isn't that hard to learn

You can tell Eve Online played a heavy inspiration on Crypt because the only way to really win is to just stop playing

That "wood-eaters" thing is the most European shit I've ever heard Jesus Christ 😂

would be cool if you made a board game to torture people again but used another game as a base, for ex making uno but literally every card is just pain or maybe a bizzare one like steampunk rally