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0:00 Introduction
2:25 Catan Tutorial
3:51 "Normal" Catan
36:10 The Great War Begins
37:25 The Great War for Catan
1:02:35 It's So Joever
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@Valefisk 11 месяцев назад

Use my link wo.ws/3DOT1Di and new players will receive 1,500,000 credits, 7 days of premium, one port slot, and 500 Doubloons!

@endless_sands 11 месяцев назад

Ok but what's the sauce for the sheep pic?

@JastwatchingYT 11 месяцев назад

Collab with Magic the Noah, two twisted minds might create one normal one.

@Willdroyd 11 месяцев назад

valefisk the telegram bots have come after you

@joshstraub6972 11 месяцев назад

This was truly insane Catan

@codycombs8590 11 месяцев назад

Play Communist monopoly.

@thespiffingbrit 11 месяцев назад

when are we getting a connect 4* video *4 hundred

@donpollo3154 11 месяцев назад

This is unironically something I wanna see

@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179 11 месяцев назад

That would quickly become a bastardized and lobotimized minesweeper.

@Michael-dj6pd 11 месяцев назад

I hope it includes a great war scenario

@tendiesoffmyplate9085 11 месяцев назад

And when are you going to play the perfectly balanced Alpha Centauri?

@xdarin_ 11 месяцев назад

NO *_NONONONO_*

@rrrrCas 11 месяцев назад

This reminds me of a game of Catan in which my sister would not trade any sheep as she found them cute, essentially crashing the market

@PointsofData 11 месяцев назад

Based sister tbh

@olasham5113 11 месяцев назад

especially in the cursed version

@mcfarofinha134 11 месяцев назад

@@olasham5113 different kinda cute

@Boypower2566 11 месяцев назад

Oh my gosh

@Titanblade17 11 месяцев назад

My sister did this too, the problem was that everyone else had sheep too so we made her pay exorbitant prices to buy more.

@maivioz 11 месяцев назад

What a totally normal and fun Game of Catan that was. :)

@snorp6781 11 месяцев назад

What a totally normal and fun Game of Catan that wasn't :)

@Grassman666 11 месяцев назад

For the love of god stop trusting vale

@trygveplaustrum4634 11 месяцев назад

Hey, I found the word "gullible" at the 3:50 mark, Maivi!

@goodguykonrad3701 11 месяцев назад

I feel like you guys could still restart that game from the beginning though

@user-py7qh8bn8s 11 месяцев назад

important question what is the worst german state

@AChamber 11 месяцев назад

really good game, thoroughly enjoyed getting wood for sheep

@spacesquid4298 11 месяцев назад

WELSH

@heartysquid 11 месяцев назад

Yeah what gives?!

@Inucroft 11 месяцев назад

@@spacesquid4298 cymru am byth

@thehaybayle 11 месяцев назад

@@spacesquid4298💀💀💀

@haotatyan 11 месяцев назад

Image links?

@dylantucker5374 11 месяцев назад

A quick note at 25:24 For anyone not familiar with _The Campaign for North Africa,_ it can take up to 1,500 hours to complete a *_single campaign._* It is a stupidly long game

@HarrowKrodarius 11 месяцев назад

To be honest. Imagine if Valefisk somehow managed to turn the Campaign for North Africa into Cursed Campaign for North Africa, in which it takes up to 3000 hours to complete a single campaign ;p

@Cordman1221 11 месяцев назад

Don't forget that it literally simulates pasta. Yes, the Italians get a malus for having pasta in their rations and if you don't have enough water, they can't cook their pasta.

@marmato9332 11 месяцев назад

@@Cordman1221Accurate

@Pedro_Colicigno 11 месяцев назад

@@Cordman1221 And the funny part is in TCNA you can have the really thing that happened of italian troups loosing to much water due to evaporation so they couldn't cook the meals. what a cursed game that is

@sanddry738 11 месяцев назад

The fact that Vale apparently has a game going that shall one day be released is horrifying. I honestly can’t wait

@Valefisk 11 месяцев назад

Small Correction: In Vanilla Catan you need 10 VPs to win, not 13 :)

@catman404 11 месяцев назад

How dare you heart your own comment

@teaflavouredcoffee83 11 месяцев назад

balls

@donpollo3154 11 месяцев назад

@@teaflavouredcoffee83 my balls

@ryangosling239 11 месяцев назад

if you have 7 cards, you shouldn't remove the half actually (13:34 for example) @Valefisk

@ducky_y_ 11 месяцев назад

Why did you decide to play on a small map?

@azzorwrath7686 11 месяцев назад

I’m glad to see that a sheep empire always forms no matter how much the game changes

@zarnox3071 11 месяцев назад

Now I'm wondering if there's a cursed version of Squatter.

@afinnishfishnet7366 11 месяцев назад

@@zarnox3071cursed yahtzee

@secondlieutenan 7 месяцев назад

Bro the first time I played a made a brick empire cuz I just kept a stealing it 😭

@maxdean9205 11 месяцев назад

"We won the great war! Back to normal Catan" what an odd sentence

@knightofficer 7 месяцев назад

I mean that's kinda what they tried to do IRL, is like "our massive game of empires and squabbling for resources has resulted in an ungodly level of bloodletting and global devastation. Now that that's out of the way it's time to go back to business as usual and assume history has ended, and nothing bad will ever happen again!"

@juanowo 7 месяцев назад

average european

@destroyer4929 2 месяца назад

@@knightofficerand then something bad happened

@chasewilson3693 11 месяцев назад

Vale now has to use spies to bait his """"friends"""" into playing his torture games. Its fantastic that its getting to the point where everyone vale knows is going to need a counter spy agency to verify every action they make to avoid Vales schemes.

@bulgarin786 11 месяцев назад

He might as well turn it into a torture social deduction "board game"

@ladywaffle2210 11 месяцев назад

VBVH - "Valefisk Boardgame Volunteer Hunters" AVBBI - "Anti-Valefisk Boardgame Bureau of Intelligence"

@benkersten1705 11 месяцев назад

Vale’s gotta invest in shell companies to attack the public now.

@Bloodlyshiva 2 месяца назад

""""friends"""" I can only hear this as Palpatine saying it in The Force Unleashed.

@Ksescel 11 месяцев назад

The fact that if there is a draw you have to play campaign for north Africa is one of the funniest parts of this to me

@jonasvoss 11 месяцев назад

"How are you supposed to go back to playing normal Catan!?" I'm glad they included PTSD

@dusklunistheumbreon 11 месяцев назад

PTSD mechanic pog

@mihael64 11 месяцев назад

it's a feature not a bug

@WhaleMilk 11 месяцев назад

I had to forcibly remind myself that this is actually Catan they’re playing and not some specially designed torture game on *incredibly* regular intervals

@theturnc0at 11 месяцев назад

Well to be fair, it *is* catan modified into being some specially designed torture game, but yeah I ended up forgetting it was Catan too sometimes, since it turned into Axis & Allies 1914 for several minutes

@fishtail2616 11 месяцев назад

@@theturnc0at it gets even better when you combine every expansion and turn it into a floor covering multi day/week journey of politics and war

@jordanintheflesh2589 11 месяцев назад

I gotta admit going from a slightly longer than normal catan game to halfway thruough turning into a complelty new game makes this the funniest of the board games they've played on this channel

@Chris-zi9hf 11 месяцев назад

I already view Catan as a cursed game (having played it too many times with people who'll take forever on their turns), but getting to watch other people suffer in an even worse Catan... that sounds absolutely cathartic to me

@amoliski 11 месяцев назад

I'm with you- Catan is my least favorite 'good' board game. So many better options out there.

@King1Z7 11 месяцев назад

Our Catan games pretty much always turn into single player games as everyone tries to win by not trading with others, since one does not trade with enemies....

@tangerinemarmalade3326 11 месяцев назад

catan-thartic

@BobertJoe 11 месяцев назад

@@amoliski I'd rather play Monopoly or Risk than Catan.

@Business_Skeleton 11 месяцев назад

@@BobertJoerisk is fair enough but monopoly? Really?

@PersonNumberYes 11 месяцев назад

Whenever we play Catan, we always name every single sheep we draw, and try to keep track of who has what sheep, so we'll constantly be like "wanna trade 2 rocks and bill for jose and a wheat?" "No I have Josephine, not Jose. But I don't wanna trade bill, how about mark?" "Ok what if I trade you Chad for Josephine AND Anderson?" And so on and so on. It gets incredibly difficult to remember who has what, but it's so fun because you get attached to each sheep.

@chocobear4078 11 месяцев назад

sounds like a great way to immediately inflate the price of an individual sheep

@Ze_Techno 11 месяцев назад

@@chocobear4078 lmao business mindset

@datbarricade9995 7 месяцев назад

Catan with -Factories that burn coal -Pollution -The great war -Nuclear warfare ...sounds like you are playing Civ 6, my dude.

@user-oz5kp2cq4x 11 месяцев назад

I personaly would like to see ANOTHER session of this "game" with you now understanding the rules

@eloy8449 10 месяцев назад

Same I feel like vale and teddy got cheated out of building the nuke 😢

@Shamitako 11 месяцев назад

I actually really like the idea of Catan turning into Risk halfway through. I feel like this concept could work as a genuinely fun game with a bit of balancing

@Bludiamond_Titanium 7 месяцев назад

I’ve tried this game and it’s actually balanced, from what I can tell.

@fredmanM 6 месяцев назад

is there any meta to it? like should i rush infntry?@@Bludiamond_Titanium

@adisappointedfbiagent449 4 месяца назад

@@Bludiamond_Titanium How'd you try it?

@Bludiamond_Titanium 3 месяца назад

@@adisappointedfbiagent449 Tabletop simulator, of course.

@aurastrike 2 месяца назад

@@adisappointedfbiagent449 same way as everyone else: tabletop simulator steam workshop

@solsgarbage 11 месяцев назад

My first game of Catan began (and ended) with me rolling 7 four times in a row.

@Blue-Maned_Hawk 11 месяцев назад

I'm sorry to hear that you had such a terrible first impression.

@TenBillionAnts 11 месяцев назад

@@piotrbojkoffConsecutive robbers turns are bad.

@TenBillionAnts 11 месяцев назад

@@piotrbojkoff friends.

@onomatopoeia7505 11 месяцев назад

Kinda weird, especially since a 7 is the average on 2 dice.

@YoutubeCommonman_Totas 7 месяцев назад

All hail the king of thieves

@Taitou25 11 месяцев назад

"It's getting harder these days to convince people to come play games with me" Okay but imagine NOT wanting to find out what utterly insane shit Valefisk has to share.

@meelonsquid 3 месяца назад

you're not the one who has to sit through these

@inbreadmad 11 месяцев назад

The fact that vale and teddy lost the great war because of no one knowing how devastation works is crazy

@timothymclean 10 месяцев назад

To be fair, they also shot themselves in the foot by throwing all of their resources at nukes. Maybe they would've been able to make that pay off if they had the resources to build nukes, but they didn't, because nobody understood how devastation works.

@ArchonZach 11 месяцев назад

I like how in every video they all want the suffering to end, but they also want to win, thus extending their suffering

@Noblemartel 11 месяцев назад

Ah, the duality of man

@Tackimily06 11 месяцев назад

You don’t know how long I’ve waited for catan! My absolute favorite game of all time and now it’s been made insane I’m actually dying

@ivgorm9365 11 месяцев назад

RIP

@AlbertAlbertB. 11 месяцев назад

You were anyway

@lpmatthews7387 11 месяцев назад

Same

@donpollo3154 11 месяцев назад

Hope they find a cure soon

@laserfoxpro 11 месяцев назад

@@donpollo3154a cure to what? dysentery

@noahjester8471 11 месяцев назад

I love how Maivi always sounds like she's on the verge of tears. You have some incredibly trusting friends, Valefisk 😁

@laserfoxpro 11 месяцев назад

yeah

@redeye4516 10 месяцев назад

It's easy when they're chained up in your basement

@timothymclean 10 месяцев назад

I'd like to point out that this time, Valefisk had Maivi invite the others specifically _because_ none of Vale's other friends trust him any more. Valefish has an incredibly trusting Maivi.

@noahjester8471 10 месяцев назад

@timothymclean at this point, Maivi knows it's better to be in the devil's right hand, than be in his warpath. She thinks it'll spare her the horrors of Crypt II, but it will only delay the inevitable 😂

@harperreese264 11 месяцев назад

I go to school with the grandson of the guy who made Catan. Klaus Teuber is rolling in his grave, and I’m rolling with laughter because this video is fucking spectacular

@sarkhan_guy 11 месяцев назад

Oh boy, time for more Vale board games. Ngl they've become my favorite aspect of this channel.

@LadyMapi 11 месяцев назад

Honestly, the idea behind Settler's Campaign for North Catan is actually really cool. It's a shame that this take on it is so cursed.

@caltheuntitled8021 10 месяцев назад

Just remove the meme art, special development cards, and longest turn card and it becomes a lot less cursed

@williamj.2695 7 месяцев назад

Played it with some friends, and tbh it's pretty well designed

@PMARC14 11 месяцев назад

Valefisk sabotaging himself by being unable to read the rules is an absolute dub for his victims

@patrickhilgenberg7518 10 месяцев назад

The funniest part is that there is a development card that just has everyone play a "short game of Campaign for North Africa"

@purplebunz 11 месяцев назад

If the rules for this were refined, it would legitimately be a good Catan expansion

@canastark7693 11 месяцев назад

Little reminder that the creator of Catan, Klaus Teuber, has leaved this world on the 1st April this year. May he rest in peace and laugh watching this video from heavens.

@glitchedmatrix55 11 месяцев назад

[T]7

@qm230 11 месяцев назад

Damn I was hoping you were joking since he passed on april 1st, rip. Dude brought so many hours of joy to people.

@objectshowfan362 29 дней назад

I guess you could say his death was a joke.

@qwimpy1247 11 месяцев назад

"We have Catan back on the space rig" Catan on the space rig:

@Galaxy82_ 11 месяцев назад

this comment made my day

@Bludiamond_Titanium 7 месяцев назад

Rock and stone!

@Ratscallion_exe 4 месяца назад

_The Campaign of North Catan_

@phephemigi 11 месяцев назад

Just in case anyone was wondering, the artist for the sheep resource is sanfingulipunrapin

@Ethanol276 11 месяцев назад

yall are down bad for the sheep card huh

@icantcomeupwithnames469 11 месяцев назад

@@Ethanol276 got wood for sheep

@aengusdedanann181 11 месяцев назад

@@Ethanol276just Welsh people being welsh

@spinnirack3645 11 месяцев назад

Rather mediocre artist

@orbiter999 11 месяцев назад

Based commenter

@twitching_bot574 11 месяцев назад

30:40 "Knight of the round circle" got funnier and funnier the more I thought about it. Not just because it's supposed to be roundtable, but also with how redundant it is, since circles are inherently round.

@RipOffProductionsLLC 11 месяцев назад

Unless it's a low polygon circle in a PS1 era game...

@SirAroace 11 месяцев назад

I think a non-cursed version of this rule-set could be cool.

@Infinite_Archive 11 месяцев назад

Can we keep the card art, though?

@crescendo614 11 месяцев назад

The Longest Turn card should stay, too.

@avielle_meow 11 месяцев назад

@@Infinite_Archive Well they said non-cursed. I figure they mean the extra ruleset and the like, i can see catan with great wars really fun.

@dusklunistheumbreon 11 месяцев назад

@@Infinite_Archive We need to fix the wood card art, it's cropped a bit too heavily.

@professorhaystacks6606 11 месяцев назад

Was not expecting Exodia as a victory condition.

@jonnyblade3234 11 месяцев назад

I started coughing from laughter at Exodia

@evanmurphy9965 11 месяцев назад

Honestly this seems like a really fun concept, building up your base of power then warring for the rest of the board.

@mellow_mallow 8 месяцев назад

That description just reminds me of how Vale explained OpenTTD

@nicorozner7417 11 месяцев назад

Honestly, this looks like a bit more fun than normal Catan. Aside from the great brick shortage. Some things never change.

@owlwaifu4949 11 месяцев назад

This video will be my first time actually ever learning both how to play settlers or catan and seeing it actually played Idk how to feel about that

@spacebearcadet746 11 месяцев назад

This is the cursed edition. No great war in the original version, no coal or factories.

@laserfoxpro 11 месяцев назад

same

@Tylorean 4 месяца назад

The most cursed thing about this version is that it’s not a perfect Hexagon anymore.

@ospreyv1890 11 месяцев назад

>Notices the Abyss Bar ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!!!

@sciencool7227 11 месяцев назад

Did I hear a rock and stone?

@LugiatheOceanGuardian 11 месяцев назад

No you heard a stone and rock

@jeefster3177 4 месяца назад

ROCK AND STONE EVERYONE

@marcor815 11 месяцев назад

Imagine if it had „undevelopment“ cards that had negative effects on the other players like „Sabotage: next player in turn order loses one victory point“ or „Earthquake: previous player in turn order has to downgrade one city“

@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 11 месяцев назад

"American Intervention: any player south of the one who pulled this card loses 3 victory points"

@cameronsmith3047 11 месяцев назад

@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 and is "liberated" if it has oil

@Slothamn 11 месяцев назад

I just wanna say that this is by far my favorite channel. I remember watching your company of hero videos 3 or 4 years ago and absolutely loving them. I haven’t really been watching your newer video’s but after watching this I’m excited for the future of the valefisk channel

@LugiatheOceanGuardian 11 месяцев назад

@@Slothamnyou can just edit your comment to fix it

@Slothamn 11 месяцев назад

@@LugiatheOceanGuardian thank you for telling me that. Have a good day

@RADZIO895 11 месяцев назад

definitely go back and check out other videos of board games or tortures, it's not really "future of the channel" it's kinda how the channel has been for a while now

@Slothamn 9 месяцев назад

Dang 211 likes. Thank you guys.

@solarcupid2583 11 месяцев назад

How did Vale manage to find such a big group of masochists for his videos? It's astounding

@timothymclean 11 месяцев назад

They're not masochists, they're just his friends. And stubborn.

@lelwani 11 месяцев назад

watching vale lets me live my vicarious fantasy of having friends

@bigbananabill 6 месяцев назад

i love gaming

@gingerbread3044 11 месяцев назад

Ahh,yes: "The campaign for North Africa", the og torture game. Vale will definitely bring it to the channel one day or another

@NovelPond 11 месяцев назад

ROCK, AAANNND. STOOOONNNNNE!!!!

@AChamber 11 месяцев назад

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER

@ospreyv1890 11 месяцев назад

ROCK ON!

@ferrisbowser3352 11 месяцев назад

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!

@dashofsalt4359 11 месяцев назад

Did I hear a rock and stone?

@jeefster3177 4 месяца назад

STONE AND ROCK... wait a minute

@KaneyoriHK 11 месяцев назад

I was not expecting the war strategy mix-up, but I'm oddly interested

@mrmason2342 11 месяцев назад

This looks actually super fun, catan and the great war aspect by the modification, first time I watched someone play catan and I'm intrigued. If there is a round 2 I would watch them play it.

@PerishingPurplePulsar 11 месяцев назад

As someone who has been toying with the idea of expanding SoC ever since I first played it as a kid but was to lazy to ever actually try, this video is already perfect and I'm only like 1 min in so far, omg

@ragnorak6452 11 месяцев назад

Imagine if this was how we got the campaign for north africa video, as part of a tiebreaker.

@NuggetGal 11 месяцев назад

welcome to catan: where one resource is always moved around or hoarded, and there are never enough of the others. especially one of them, which is always a prerequisite for settlements. remember kids: the 4:1 bank deal exists. and it can be VERY powerful.

@ozzyp0p153 11 месяцев назад

It’s a good century when valefisk uploads

@systaltic863 11 месяцев назад

It’s because that’s how long each game takes

@MagicTheNoah 11 месяцев назад

I love messed up board games

@chasejohnson8326 6 месяцев назад

love your vids noah

@Swamp_Hound 11 месяцев назад

"you're here to watch people yell at each other, not learn the game" he knows his viewers so well.

@BaronVonMott 11 месяцев назад

I would pay good money for a legit war expansion to Catan, based on this. Memes aside, that was great way to add combat to the game!

@johiahdoesstuff1614 11 месяцев назад

Vale just slowly increasing the size of everything instead of selecting it all and using numpad +. So much pain

@HeisenbergFam 11 месяцев назад

"I hate you" "my parents say that all the time" truly the kindest most inspiring parents in history

@harrybaulsz5174 11 месяцев назад

ma boi

@notasmiler1571 11 месяцев назад

Why is this like a genuinely good game, this should legit be licensed ether as a large expansion or renamed as its own separate game (obviously with the flavour text changed dramatically)

@The_Daily_Roll 11 месяцев назад

I know I’d be convinced, but who else would lose their mind playing these torture games 😂. Valefisk is trustworthy

@Nullbound 11 месяцев назад

A smile crept across my face when I saw this in my recommended. I felt like the grinch about to commit some devious acts in whoville... Btw I still haven't played normal Catan cuz I don't have anyone to play board games with, but now I possess a strong desire to play Cursed Catan. You, Sir Valefisk, have outdone yourself.

@chrismanuel9768 11 месяцев назад

Vale's evil is inspiring, but Maivi's personality really makes these videos fun.

@SachikaRomanova 11 месяцев назад

You know its going to be a good video when the intro is 90% Maivi saying how much she hates everything. 💜

@JTCF 11 месяцев назад

I want to see a rematch. This was one hell of a rollercoaster.

@orivilletycoon1437 11 месяцев назад

"I hate the sheep" -Apollyon from For Honor

@alyx5491 11 месяцев назад

You should always credit the artist so… does anyone know who made the sheep art? Asking for myself.

@psgamer-il2pt 11 месяцев назад

Soace

@Bazingagmd 11 месяцев назад

by sanfingulipunrapin :)

@swivelsaysno 11 месяцев назад

artist name is sanfingulipunrapin

@masterjbt 11 месяцев назад

@@swivelsaysnocan you link that specific art

@vipertooth3933 11 месяцев назад

@@masterjbt It's literally the pinned post on their Twitter.

@3irc601 11 месяцев назад

"One of the Knight of the round circle." Well done.

@PokemonWalkthroughDS 11 месяцев назад

The torture games are fun but I'd love to see more videos like the Diplomacy video where y'all are invested and giving banter into a game where everyone is at least trying a little, the torture games are getting to a point where people are just kind of checking out

@adadada9668 10 месяцев назад

I agree.

@randomfoxyboi8687 11 месяцев назад

I love how this is my first actual exposure to Catan and it just turns into Civilization

@KitzenVonCatzen1134 11 месяцев назад

it took me too long to realise what the "or" card was also despite all my... "research" i couldnt find the original sheep image

@arifal-yousif 11 месяцев назад

As someone more familiar with the other Katan of the Chris variety, I'm nonetheless excited for this and the ensuing wacky hijinks!

@inspectorcake9637 11 месяцев назад

I like seeing Vale encounter torture experiences from other people

@QuintonMurdock 11 месяцев назад

5:15 I screamed in delight. I love that it’s in the abyss bar lmao

@MasterSachaa 11 месяцев назад

Valefisk is my favorite board game channel. He presents must-plays for all families and friend groups!

@retrorebootmusic 11 месяцев назад

Damn, I was JUST thinking "i wonder if ive missed another Valefisk torture video" And here it is!

@propeltheprototoaster8151 4 месяца назад

i love how after the 37 minute mark, it just turned into HOI 4

@Name_Pendingg Месяц назад

i love that one turn, vale and teddy are completely winning, then the very next they're being completely crushed

@Graphomite 11 месяцев назад

Pro strat tip: Replace the robber piece with Maxwell. It will enhance your Catan experience.

@typicallystupidperson1273 11 месяцев назад

now i need to know what the sheep in the cursed catan was originally

@isabellal1434 21 день назад

17:17 "what does that mean" 💀 I can't believe how fast I recognized where that is, and I'm shocked Vale didn't recognize it too

@recurvestickerdragon 9 дней назад

playing content with my shipmates on deployment, we always made the joke that we were "compressing several sheep into a brick, or log" or "making sheep outta rocks"

@sugoistalin7809 11 месяцев назад

For all that Maivi complains about hating every game, she always seems to be down for playing them. At this point, it's just masochism.

@Arxtxc 6 месяцев назад

It's ironic lol, Maivi is slowly becoming Vale's right hand man? women? Whatever the term is

@onetrickgirl 11 месяцев назад

Opening a valefisk video and immediately hearing "i hate you" sets a very fitting tone.

@max_dotson Месяц назад

“When the Great War starts I’ll burn your cities first.” Is far too metal of a line to be used in a game of catan.

@logsupermulti3921 11 месяцев назад

Every day we creep closer to the inevitable Campaign for North Africa video. And when it comes, it will be glorious.

@Flygoniaks 10 месяцев назад

What I love about this particular "insane" version of a board game is that, besides the assortment of memes thrown into the development cards, it is entirely possible for this to play out like a (relatively) normal game of Catan with a few extra resource types, and never have to deal with... y'know. You only face the "consequences" if you try to abuse the new mechanics.

@krazybonnie5523 10 месяцев назад

Cursed catan is an experience beyond your wildest imagination I played it after watching the video(with some edits to the rules that allowed for 3 way great war) It was so stupid, i had like 1 capitol + 3 cities on sheep, so i spammed arty(i had 2:1 sheep trades for ore) & maxed the research for inf & arty, basically occupied half the board and my opponents gave up

@takeeto9894 Месяц назад

Maivi: I am not a war gamer Also Maivi: (sbsolutely slaughters in the Diplomacy AI game)

@nerdanarcho 11 месяцев назад

what a shame they didn't tie, a short game of The Campaign for North Africa would've been nice to see

@P-nk-m-na 5 месяцев назад

yeah i woulda loved a nice short 1000 hour longplay :)

@goto_1032 11 месяцев назад

Always happy to see an upload from you, keep it up

@bonkboi5820 11 месяцев назад

4:43 I’mma need that sauce. Edit: for the sheep

@icantcomeupwithnames469 11 месяцев назад

If I could link Wood here, I would.

@Bazingagmd 11 месяцев назад

by sanfingulipunrapin :)

@bonkboi5820 11 месяцев назад

@@Bazingagmd Thank.

@thatponybro6940 11 месяцев назад

Combat phase be like: *random Catan soldier holding a sheep token trying to remember what he's fighting for*

@corinthianimperialstudios704 11 месяцев назад

I rewatch one of your videos last night and you upload a new one, godspeed my mans

@enzochoi923 11 месяцев назад

I was thinking at work today "I hope a new valefisk video comes out today" and here we are, enacting man made horrors well within my comprehension, and deeply scarring to Vale's friends.

@phyllotaxis 11 месяцев назад

21:50 Of all the things you added, I genuinely didn't expect Astolfo

@moondragon5573 11 месяцев назад

Vale didnt make this, thats why he made many blunders throughout the Video.

@javieraravena5345 2 месяца назад

This is the video which officially starts Maivi's journey as Valefisk's disciple in the art of torture

@Mredyeah 11 месяцев назад

"I have wood for sheep" average welshman be like

@emred4653 11 месяцев назад

That was pretty fun to watch. Another go at this with correct rules would be fun to watch again too

@J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer 11 месяцев назад

i'd been craving torture game content lately since i've been rewatching videos from both you and magic the noah, thank god for this gift

@Seldatron 10 месяцев назад

lol "lets see if we can break there western front instantly stop them from using their uranium" must be one of the best quotes from this game about completely curse catan