Annoying Photographer - Jerma Resident Evil 8: Village Stream Recap 

omfg

never had a dream like that but I also have baby holding anxiety, I'm just CONVINCED I'll drop it

@watchmejumpstart Yeah definitely. It used to be a huge problem for me, but all you really need is some practice to get the hang of it.

Why are babies so fragile anyways? Why can't we all just be born as teenagers so no one has baby holding anxiety? Stupid babies never consider other people and their problems.

@@coltonwilkie241 Unironically its because women are losing the arms race of Pelvis opening size vs baby heads. All other mammals of our weight class (that birth singular young) have way longer pregnancies and they come out way more ready for life. This is because we evolved to move upright with a focus on intelligence. So our babies have to be born with massively overproportioned heads and they WOULD gestate longer, but then they would be unable to be born because their head would be too large for the opening. Because we walk upright we are also incapable of carrying babies that are too heavy, which wouldn't be a problem if we weren't nature's weirdo mammal and would just walk on all fours like all other mammals, the we could also evolve a larger pelvis etc etc. Evolution doesn't perfect anything, it just does the bare minimum necessary for reproduction.

Jerma IS ethan winters

PROOF 2:42

@@happybadger3351 i literally thought that was jerma when i was watching the stream

Jerma is the psychotic voice in Ethan’s head. The one who’s -2 tier jokes makes getting his hand cut off seem not so bad in comparison.

Jerma was fully immersed in RE8. So immersed, in fact, that he almost knew what was going on.

Ehhhh that's a Resident Evil staple at this point. You should immediately expect any villain in an RE game to morph into some horrendous creature of tentacles and flesh.

It was just a Dark Souls boss TBH

idk i didn’t think it was that scary but omg that baby is a terrifying bad trip

literally melatonin from dmc 5

That's fucking gold lmao

holy shit this needs more attention

it looks like that starwars game commercial lol

that psycho laugh too

I was there, doing my duty, spamming -2

@@aetherius6221 oh my god

@@ratbagextreme oh shit

Chat when they never stop making sus jokes: :) Chat when Jerma makes 1 (one) Among Us joke: :(

Oh God, I can't unhear it

IT’S NOT!?!?!?

OH MY GOD IT DOES

I ACTUALLY thought that was him holy

fr thought my youtube broke

RU-vid's pick for Jerma Worst Noise 2021

the best part is that I didn't even question it. i was like yup, this is the usual jerma highlight.

especially with ADHD that section is hell

Same tho!

tbh the game is that good, I don't blame him

Zerking on stream!

DERANGED streamer ZERKS OFF in front of 4’9 WOMAN.

Jesus he's so jacked

@@kingding9542 well, he IS ZACKING OFF.

He is Courage?

Courage the Psycho Streamer

“Stupid streamer, you make me look bad! AABOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGA!”

After those modded Sims 4 streams, you would too

“us”

@@the-red-thing him and the voices in his head

From which stream?

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-wKbE7iYpOXo.html

@@Cheltie Ah yes, the TRUE recap of this stream

20:38 lol

He's really good at beatboxing, it's such a random skill he has

1337

Where was that, I missed it somehow lmao

@@seviikun right when Chris shoots mia lol

why does it hit different? I'm stupid someone explain, did people think wesker was going to come back for this game?

@@supervlad4150 I can't answer for sure but I wouldn't be surprised if people were expecting it. Wesker has a reputation of 'dying' and immediately coming back, so his return wouldn't have been THAT surprising

@Super Vlad Wesker has died like 18 times in the series so it's really surprising how he hasn't come back yet.

I thought he was actually gonna say he voiced this guy for a sec, which goes to show how great an actor he can be lol

He was using a voicechanger too, doe

@@regolithia so was the original voice. pretty sure

@@thesnorg1442 no he was actually blessed with the talent to send his sinuses down to his throat and congest them to deepen and distort his voice

Best impression 2021?

AAAAAAAUUUUAAAUUGGHHHHHHHH

HAHAHA WOW THATS FUNNY AS FUCK

And yet somehow he got the plot right

20:39 ?

He becomes a different person...

he sounds so angry lmao

This psycho streamer is made of MOLD

And they have literally a guy that controls metal with his will.

I mean, they are also just kinda not vampires. It's not the sunlight that gets them, it's the cold. The cause is weird mold. And the RE universe doesn't have any coherence anyways

Lady D isn't actually a vampire, she just had some sort of blood disease that mutated after she was infected with the mutamycete or whatevs

@@NatalleeK I know that now. Just back then, not many of us were really sure.

that was Markiplier

The Real "985" without sound filters

so do you 2nd "Brid"

I will buy skyrim todd, now release my family please

@@mannypardoacedetective856 I don't know what you mean (they died slowly)

@@hoddtoward2671 NOOO BRING THEM BACK I PURCHASED SKYRIM ON SWITCH AND ON MY SMART FRIDGE

@@mannypardoacedetective856 but you didnt get the gameboy color version, soooooo

"I got it" he says after an impression that sounded exactly the same as the past 20 attempts

no

Ethan: *breaths* Mia: KEEP IT DOWN OR ELSE ILL SHOVE THIS LADLE DOWN YOUR THROAT