Anon vs the Gnomes: an /x/ saga

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The corner gnomes, who most certainly do NOT live in Anon's walls, steal his pillow. Will they give it back with gnomic interest or is there something more sinister going on here?
that COWARD wendigoon didn't put the corner gnomes on his cryptids ice berg tier list thing so here I am serving this up
#greentext #gnomes #cryptids

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@CannibalLecter 2 месяца назад

this is how you know he's lying He said he has a gf...

@notusneo 2 месяца назад

This is /x so the gf is real to him

@michasalamon8315 2 месяца назад

But then he posted picture of a bed with 2+ pillows. Everyone knows men only have 1, max 2 pillows, one for resting head, and second one for holding. By looking at the Number ratio of pillow to bed, I calculate they have been dating for at the very least 3 years.

@RockNow91 2 месяца назад

Nah this is the type of excentric that is so into his own stuff that he becomes magnetic. Chicks can't resist.

@bottleknight5463 2 месяца назад

So this is why Old Man Henderson wanted his 245 gnomes back.

@nicholasboes8592 2 месяца назад

That charity auction must've been REALLY confused.

@jirokoshibailey2052 2 месяца назад

Being dead won't stop him if yer got one 'is gnomes

@Liam-lx8xb 2 месяца назад

By the way we never took your gnomes - Hastor

@gidpacano493 2 месяца назад

"No way loser I love her" rare anon W

@anomonyous 2 месяца назад

Clear Reddit normie invader. Total L.

@goldiegolderman1842 2 месяца назад

*that COWARD wendigoon didn't put the corner gnomes on his cryptids ice berg tier list*

@Rolf-son-of-an-electrician 2 месяца назад

I've heard this name before in connection with a minor lol-cow. Who is Wendigoon?

@Asterion_Mol0c 2 месяца назад

@@Rolf-son-of-an-electricianthe most wholesome dude you'll ever find that talks about cryptids, horror, and conspiracies/real events

@eugeniovita9010 2 месяца назад

Ah, so this must be retaliation from the gnomes for being ignored!

@crackhead_clyde 2 месяца назад

He talked about dwarves in the 3rd-4th one iirc. Gnomes will probably come up at some point.

@luis-mora4444 2 месяца назад

/x/ is the best place to read some good schizo posting.

@DreadAnon 2 месяца назад

This isn’t schizposting this actually happened Source: it was revealed to me by a gnome

@mrschizo2837 2 месяца назад

@DreadAnon And you _trusted_ it? Even if those shifty bastards tell you the sky is blue, they are *_LYING!_*

@daniel8181 2 месяца назад

pfft, yeah right, have you ever been on /biz/?

@eiatos 2 месяца назад

It's so fucked that one of the most genuine boards is the one frequented by actual schizos.

@tunamayo3587 2 месяца назад

I feel half the posts are just anons sillymaxxing and writing whimsical fantasies to spice up their lives (which is good)😊

@four_corner_days 2 месяца назад

Back in my day /x/ was all about demons and tulpas, I'm glad to see things have lightened up

@pleb9243 2 месяца назад

None of that shit is real, how can that be entertaining at all. No different than creepy pasta faggotry. Also no to "erm, I read those ironically, and le epic story telling with occasional suspension of disbelief frightzZZz"

@Leckaine 2 месяца назад

@NikZekong That was always the case for /x/ though

@daniel8181 2 месяца назад

Fun fact, It was my friend group of /x/enophobes who tried to troll /mlp/ and wound up inspiring them to make the "pony tulpa general". I do not apologize, I didn't cause this degeneracy, I only exposed it.

@Drak976 2 месяца назад

It could be a pillow tulpa. Daniel knows what I mean.

@Nomed38 2 месяца назад

@@daniel8181there is far worse than that oddness that has happened on the boards though my mind prevents me from remembering due to cognito-hazards. I'm unsure which board created the Aryanne character though it always makes me laugh whenever I think of it so /MLP/ isn't all bad I guess.

@aname848 2 месяца назад

Maybe the gnomes are just committing one sided trading -They find something interesting they take it for further analysis -They don't like it or have no use for it, they return the object -They like an object they keep it, but give and/or give something back considered equal in value

@silver1340 28 дней назад

But they only gave the hammer. One thing, amongst the many more things they had stolen.

@scoliasma6532 2 месяца назад

Yeah, I have problems with theseus gnomes. They replace my appliances piece by piece with identical parts whenever I leave.

@gorvarhadgarson5227 2 месяца назад

Gnomes are cryptids I can live with. They work on a nice trade system. For every pillow that goes missing, my shoes last another year! Bless 'em.

@Donquixote_doflamingo164 2 месяца назад

Those gnomes are up to something......

@Hawkens4k 2 месяца назад

No they are too short for that, but they are down for mischievous acts.

@ritche444 2 месяца назад

They are collecting pillows for profit.

@Donquixote_doflamingo164 2 месяца назад

@@Hawkens4k *SHORT!?!!*

@Mekboy_ComputerMonster 2 месяца назад

@@Donquixote_doflamingo164 *Calls the Book of Grudges like Thor calling upon Mjolnir*

@Hawkens4k 2 месяца назад

@@Donquixote_doflamingo164 They ain't dwarfs so I'm not going in the book!

@alexrexaros9837 2 месяца назад

Never EVER fuck with the Fae folk. ESPECIALLY the gnomes. I never did, and thus I never got any problems from them.

@DeusExAngelo 2 месяца назад

He checked every known corner... But did he check every *gnome corner?*

@xzenitramx666 2 месяца назад

At least this ones takes pillows and not your breath or souls like the ones in my country.

@Drak976 2 месяца назад

Here they take left socks so we all walk funny.

@xzenitramx666 2 месяца назад

@@Drak976 ok im starting to think that the other ones are more wholesome,I guess the ones in 3 world countrirs are a little bitter.

@user-wz6qy1sz4m 2 месяца назад

They usually explode house sewage pipes here , all in the name of revenge against communism

@Mr_Bone_Head 2 месяца назад

@@Drak976 the only possible way to combat this is for your people to evolve two right feet

@BierBart12 6 дней назад

Or slaughters your livestock if you don't put out a bowl of porridge, like the nordic gnome Santa

@qew_Nemo 2 месяца назад

So a couple years ago I set the message / notification sound on my phone to the gnome woo sound and has had it set ever since. As you can imagine that greatly enhanced the psychological impact of this video.

@harryballantyne398 2 месяца назад

God i love /x/. My favourite thread title has gotta be “I’m being tortured by God, AMA”

@TJK10 2 месяца назад

0:29 I won’t lie. I heard “every *gnome* corner.” The Gnomes are in my head, Anons. Pls pray for me.

@doomguy19931 2 месяца назад

THE GNOMES ARE UNDER MY SKIN AAAAAAH

@noneofyourbeeswax7379 2 месяца назад

You gotta appease the gnomes by occasionally leaving them a bowl of porridge

@Mekboy_ComputerMonster 2 месяца назад

Make sure there's butter in it. They get angry when they don't got a slice of butter in their porridge.

@noneofyourbeeswax7379 2 месяца назад

@@Mekboy_ComputerMonster they're fond of jam in My experience

@jubisvaldo5450 2 месяца назад

When I saw "gnomes" and "/x/" i sure expected something else

@DIEGhostfish 2 месяца назад

Oh no.

@soupcake3092 2 месяца назад

I knew my things that went missing were stolen by gnomes and/or goblins and/or wizards. I would remember if i misplaced them.

@Lucas-pq8hs 2 месяца назад

Thank god was a gnome and not a dwarf

@JZStudios2 2 месяца назад

The Dwarves have kept me up all night. Always yelling, always shouting, "ROCK AND STONE" over and over and over again. I made the mistake of leaving a fine purchased ounce of gold out on the counter one night. And all I kept hearing was, "WE'RE RICH!"

@Hawkens4k 2 месяца назад

Better than the gnomes i deal with... They steal my pants n never return my pants.

@theblackbaron4119 2 месяца назад

I'm more willing to believe that a 4channer found genomes rather than a 4channer having a gf.

@AnonYmous-hj1tb 2 месяца назад

Average European cryptid horror story

@MedicTF2-lx8ne 2 месяца назад

shit like this is why i keep coming back to 4chan, 90% of threads are just different types of degeneracy but every once in a while youll see the funniest shit ever

@theone-tg4ey 2 месяца назад

this, every now and then there is pure gold

@homoe7976 2 месяца назад

Fuckin' gnomes. Gives me Arcanum flashbacks.

@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind 2 месяца назад

Those gnomes work for me. Thank you for the new Pillow

@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind 2 месяца назад

Tho... They mainly steal cigarettes, Lighters and weed..

@darknessml6145 2 месяца назад

literally just leave a small pile of sugar out every night this will placate them.

@theguiinzkeg5200 2 месяца назад

Dreaded gnomes such devious creatures

@jamesygamesy5124 2 месяца назад

millions must wear hats

@michasalamon8315 2 месяца назад

Lucky bastard. The gnomes in my house keep stealing my socks and they never come back.

@tonywilthshire308 2 месяца назад

4chan is a beautiful place

@smokestack8130 2 месяца назад

runescape music really takes it over the top! you've been GNOMED

@Snakedude4life 2 месяца назад

At least it’s Gnomes. Goblin troubles are a real headache. 🎩 🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

@MrReich1918 2 месяца назад

Oh hello snek man. Hadn't seen you in a minute. Thought the reds got ya.

@tiberiusdawn2042 2 месяца назад

I want to fug the snek

@jaredarmstrong7403 2 месяца назад

Look, Wakandan goblins are a real problem. They simultaneously have invented interstellar flight, but also take girls panties. The duality of the goblin knows no bounds.

@mariokujo384 2 месяца назад

ah shit, didn't expect to see you again. small world, huh?

@doomguy19931 2 месяца назад

Yeah, imagine if it was the Zimbabwean goblin menace!

@aidanc9396 2 месяца назад

Gnomes stole my copy of Storm of Steel. Those fucks are gonna be well versed in Stormtrooper combat by the time they return it. They shall be worthy adversaries.

@Granite899 2 месяца назад

Question does the book have pictures?

@grimgrahamch.4157 2 месяца назад

I missed your 4chan posts, Dread.

@Myder_Dragon 2 месяца назад

I'm certain they are not joking. This is legit schizophrenia. I hope he can get help. And by help I mean the Inquisition to purge this mini Chaos incursion into their house.

@DrMFoster7 2 месяца назад

Got legit spooked by the gnome in the darkness at the end.

@BaranZenon 2 месяца назад

In our parts gnomes hide in refrigerators, turn off the lights when they are closed, and pee in the milk to spoil it :|

@edsheeranahmet6572 2 месяца назад

>the shawl LMAO

@mercaius 2 месяца назад

That photographic evidence ploy was 10/10, I'll give him that.

@Mekboy_ComputerMonster 2 месяца назад

Gosh Darn duendes taking my comfy steering wheel from the Fortress of Dreams... ...They'll *PAY!*

@xenomorphphantom8852 2 месяца назад

Gnomes stole someone's sanity...most likely to never return it...

@hvarthtonn6870 2 месяца назад

id do the exact same thing if i were a gnome. man had too many pillows.

@loafofmilk07 2 месяца назад

i find the idea of finding just a glass with ginger ale in it, un drank but a little flat in the corner of your apartment so unnecessarily funny

@Comment3r555 2 месяца назад

That is the most adorable axe for anyone to see

@nuncasaberas5926 2 месяца назад

Based and gnomepilled.

@alessandromele3918 2 месяца назад

Did you know that gnomes compose 13% of the fairy tale creatures population but they still commit 90% of the crimes?

@prg_astro 2 месяца назад

A GNOME JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

@PelinalDidNothingWrong 2 месяца назад

/x/ is a delightful mixture of supposedly genuine supernatural experiences and straight up schitzo posts about Gnomes and Rape Dwarves

@TimothyMark7 12 дней назад

homie has a vault of pillows let the little guys have one or two

@AbadonXXX 2 месяца назад

Gnome definitely: get g’nomed! *runs off with the pillow*

@mikecampos1193 2 месяца назад

Too bad it wasn't a gnome it was a pillow goblin the whole time.

@boi7316 2 месяца назад

Cornerfolk: Tf you doing here? This is our turf!

@ceronulo6858 2 месяца назад

Someone can tell the gnomes give me back my gardening shovel? I need to plant my quinoa for the end of this season.

@northerntoe 2 месяца назад

first goblins now gnomes

@daveroe4961 Месяц назад

Phase 1: Steal underpants. Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Profit!

@Cynidecia 2 месяца назад

Buy Salt and Tomato Paste (nightshade) Fae folk hate it, also you can make a delicious Pasta from it.

@tarkatantapir7287 2 месяца назад

Much like there are bad Omens to living on ancient Indian burial grounds, this is all an indication that his house was built upon "Gnome-man's Land"

@Mecha_Marv Месяц назад

Guilliman and Yvraine daily space gnomes problems

@theJellyjoker 2 месяца назад

G'nome G'named G'norm

@GhostBear3067 2 месяца назад

At least the gnomes did not take the underwear.

@Diaphat 2 месяца назад

The gnomes in my house keep taking my underwear.

@GreatJaggia 29 дней назад

2:25 sounds exactly like a random npc from the first Fable 👍

@InVinoVeratas 2 месяца назад

Anon is being haunted by Jerma985, and Cr1tikal.

@gabrielaubry1334 2 месяца назад

We all know why Corner Gnomes stole your pillow! Step 1 - Steal pillows Step 2 - 🤷‍♂ Step 3 - PROFIT!

@firstnamelastname1837 2 месяца назад

We are SO FUCKING BACK

@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz 2 месяца назад

I can confirm. Gnomes.

@Peterpetercheeseeater 2 месяца назад

2:26 A FUCKING GNOME REAL

@trajanfidelis1532 2 месяца назад

I'm being gang stalked by gnomes.

@Vang2009 2 месяца назад

But the gnomes are out friends. I have a gnome friend he’s over 200 years old and he remembers when there were more trees and Forests.

@jasonroberts4470 2 месяца назад

Thanks 😊

@whitegorilla1368 2 месяца назад

gnome the truth

@Ranoveramotherin2007 2 месяца назад

gnomes 'er pretty cool

@MoonBeamLaser 2 месяца назад

Do they bite pillows though? 🤔

@lukemorgan6166 2 месяца назад

Some naive chumps on the Internet won't take this story for the warning it is

@JM-mg4el 2 месяца назад

Love the rs music

@reverenddmo8944 2 месяца назад

Are Corner Gnomes related to those Sidestepping Gnomes that got filmed in Argentina?

@McWelly 2 месяца назад

Gneed

@TheLastRaven 2 месяца назад

We have a goblin problem. Keep stealing and changing item locations. One time they stole one half of a 4 story ladder and only gave back bits and pieces of it. Be on gaurd. Goblins are as invisible as they are mischievous. Once you have a goblin infestation its impossible to get rid of them.

@DarkArtistKaiser 2 месяца назад

/X/s least schizo user

@alexwest2514 2 месяца назад

if you catch a gnome are u allowed to eat it or is that cannibalism?

@red_ruby4881 2 месяца назад

but how do we know the OP is not several gnomes in a trenchcoat?

@lordgeg9487 2 месяца назад

If you rearrange 'DreadAnon" it becomes "DnonedAar" which is almost like GnomesAre(Real) I've caught you in the act you corner dwelling faiery-folk. Return Anon's pillow at once or I shall introduce Death-Cap mushrooms into the crawlspace of my attic where I KNOW you grow mushrooms for tea.

@nanomario 2 месяца назад

Gnomes don't do this shit. They hang out in the woods. You're talking about goblins or kobolods, not gnomes (probably kobolds since they live inside caverns and abandoned mines so having pillows is nice).

@joaoarturdasilvapiteira9239 2 месяца назад

#gnomed

@mackenziehall3734 Месяц назад

what website is this from cause this seems fun

@PisitKaewfung 2 месяца назад

so... Karl visit the moot?

@nicholasbaca8065 2 месяца назад

I thought it'd be the other gnome one. I guess this is better, I've gotten sick of the other gnome story where he appeases them with pizza. I've read it too many times.

@notsofree_willy 2 месяца назад

How did OP hear the scream if his girlfriend isn’t real?

@rickslick69420 2 месяца назад

!rank lms

@oldjuanlogan1126 2 месяца назад

Now make Carol make that Titanic post, the one that starts with _"Ocean explorer, have I ever told you about my former fiancé, Caledon Hockley?"_ And a tutorial to talk to woman.

@stolyartoad8640 2 месяца назад

What’s the gnome song from the end of the video?

@Xylophytae 2 месяца назад

Twitter

@marcellovalente7339 2 месяца назад

Name of the background jingle?

@evanwilliams1839 2 месяца назад

Honestly i genuinely believe in Gnomes to a certain extent, but i have no idea what a "Corner Gnome" is. Does he just call the local gnomes that because they leave him things in corners?