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9:10 The size of a scorpion's claws is more relevant to venom potency than the size of the scorpion itself. Smaller claws, stronger venom; that thing's "claws" are incredibly tiny, so I'll be staying well away.

The council of 5 seems like they would make an excellent Villain for the Penguins of Madagascar.

“Jeff and Blake, the terrible faceless duo” Slenderman: make it a trio

Jeff: [Prepare for trouble!] Blake: *[And make it double!]* I see that as personality just by their poses.

4:40 I wanna see a story of a young prince, maybe 13-16 years of age, and 2 men who have been hired by the king to guard him at all times, but a mysterious group of people keep trying over and over to kill the young prince, the 2 guards stopping them time and time again, even when the deck is stacked against them. The 2 guards end up growing a fondness with not only the prince, but each other, eventually falling in love (and possibly getting married), and caring for the prince more than even the king ever truly did. Near the end it's revealed that the group trying to kill the prince is actually a band of assassins and mercenaries hired by the prince's older sister, who's second in line due to medieval sexism and the fact that males take priority in terms of being king, and then the king ends up dying due to old age, and, realizing she has no time left, the princess brings an all out attack in a last ditch effort to become queen, almost being successful, but just barely being stopped by the 2 guards, and the prince finally becomes king. but he's not happy about it.... he knows why her sister tried to kill him, she was older, she deserved the crown, but it was taken away by him..... so, as king he declared that the crown would view both men and women equally in deciding the next king/queen, and decided to step down as king, letting his sister rule in his place. seeing this, the new queen gives him a massive house to live in next to the castle, a fortune big enough to last his whole life, and the promise of letting his children be next in line for the crown, and so, the prince, now an orphan, is adopted by the 2 guards who had been protecting him throughout the story, and they all move into the house next to the castle, and they live the rest of their lives happily ever after. Just a thought

Lord Robin of the Birdsong -Controls birds -controls birds also -his power is just birds -why are there so many birds

cat: **does literately anything** the owner; " It belongs on r/bossfight!"

8:58 Steve can hold a third of a billion kilograms, while still being able to walk, sprint, and even jump. Each block of netherite weighs 359,291 pounds. You're not winning against this guy.

A triumvirate is when 3 people are co-rulers. Example: ancient Rome and the triumvirate of Octavian (aka, Emperor Augustus later on) Mark Antony, and Lepidus after Caesar's assassination.

TitanCat: **screeches and runs at robin on two legs with the other six reared** 3:45

I appreciate a man like Robin who understands his SCP lore

3:23 You fool... Big Caesar is merely a midboss, hired to guard the Pizza King.

"What the dog doin" got a whole new meaning

3:38 actually that’s the DIO and Kira pose, literally the main villains…. And we’re on r/boss fight

3:41 those mannequins are literally doing Jojo poses lmao, the one on the left is making a Dio pose, and the on the right is doing a Killer queen, thats awesome

This is now my favorite subreddit, thank you Cursed comments is also good but THIS IS BETTER

I saw a “Are you pissed?” Poster in real life while walking down the street. My dad thought it was hilarious and it is even better seeing it in person with little to no context

5:33 Wasser: *exists* Toph: “Finally, a worthy opponent… Our battle will be legendary!”

8:34 wait till Solaris pulls out the thunder gun

6:21 he's only using 1% of his power

I know the best boss of em all Lord Emkay: Reader of the Reddits, Bringer of the funnies

4:25 You should have gotten Lexi to do the voice of Girls.

6:05 you could still be pissed but when he doubles your money you wont be anymore

3:38: Jojo poses Blue tie: dio going wryyy Black tie: killer queen

3:04 the best part of this image is that the dog looks stoned out of his mind

“Jeff and Blake, the terrible faceless duo” JJBA Fans: JOJO POSES, ITS A JOJO REFERENCE

This is literally my favorite subreddit

Jeff And Blake: You Thought It Was A Harmless Mannequin Duo, BUT IT WAS US, KIRA AND DIO!!

1:28 That’s literally Italian Pyramid Head and you CAN’T convince me otherwise.

Alright. I've done this math before, time to do it again. Each inventory slot can hold 64 blocks. A shulker box has 27 slots, for a total of 1728 blocks per shulker box. Steve has 37 inventory slots(27 inventory, 9 hotbar, 1 offhand) which we multiply with the shulker capacity to get 63936. Steve can carry 63936 blocks in his inventory without cheats. The heaviest block of Minecraft is the netherite block, since it is the equivalent of 4 gold blocks and 36 ancient debris(and for the purpose of this, I'm going to assume that 36 blocks of ancient debris will be equivalent to one gold block in weight). One cubic meter of gold weighs 19.3 metric tons, so one netherite block weighs 96.5 metric tons. Now we multiply 96.5 by 63936 to find the weight of all that netherite, which gives us 6,169,824 metric tons. Steve can carry 6,169,824 metric tons of weight(because the weight of a shulker box is unknown, I am assuming it to be zero since even if it weren't zero it wouldn't be heavy enough to affect that total by more than a metric ton or two). For my fellow Americans, that's 5,597,176.83773 tons, or 11,194,353,675.46335 pounds. 11.2 Billion pounds!

6:58 i love the evangelion refrence to ramiel

"how much for a melon? C'mon, I know ya sellin!" Emkay best rhyme

3:37 now thats a stylish jojo villain

0:05 this isnt nicolas cage, this is my sleep paralysis demon that stares at me from the corner of my room holy crap

"I'll crack ya open" Sentient egg: very poor choice of words.

Dr Pepper man to Pepsiman: I tip my hat to you, one legend to another.

Has anyone ever seen the game theory where Austin figures out steve can carry several thousand universes on his back?

Boss name: papa John Weapon: a giant pizza roller Muscle: 90% Appears: when you say no when the restaurant papa johns gives you its best pizza Appearance: a chef hat with white clothing and a black tie with blood mixed with pizza sauce stains on his clothing and hat

Thanks for the SCP reference. You guys are the greatest!

r/bossfight is the subreddit we all needed

What's Richie's salary?

10:07 SCP-261 is a vending machine that gives out random food items from different dimensions.

3:40 is literally the best jjba reference ive seen all week

2:22 A powerful rat named Charles entertainment cheese

Owner: Don't worry about my dog, he doesn't bite. The dog: (3:17)

You know it's a good day when Robin's narrating.

gosh, i'm so glad i found this channel.

The way Robin said Dominous Dominis killed me 3:19

3:39 "oh, you're approaching me?" "I can't see what my clothes look like without getting close" "oh hoh! then come as close as you like!" ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ TO BE CONTINUED

3:40 oh my god their jojo posing, this really is the faceless duo

"Nicholas, Uncaged" Dancer of the Boreal Valley starts playing

that first one requires the power of all the nicolas mages combined to imprison it back in it's nicolas cage

6:55 That cat has an AT Field!? I wouldn't mind if he started Third Impact honestly. Btw that picture is a reference to Neon Genesis Evangelion. It's on Netflix and It's a damn good anime. It talks about depression and self worth despite it being about robots killing giant monsters.

4:12 this duck has completed the intense training arch and is now going to save the princess

9:00 Steve can actually hold around 783,434,236 lbs, as the heaviest object in Minecraft is the Enchanted Golden Apple, and he can hold 36 stacks of 64 of these items.

5:18 Its a me, mario! *demonic screaming*

9:00 even more terrifying is that technically Steve is capable of getting a spacecraft into orbit WITH A SINGLE PUNCH.

I’m a huge msbreezy fans and as soon as I heard that voice I was like “W H A T”

Welcome back to Emkay and today we’ll be ROBIN da bank

You made my day better and curred my depression a little 😄😃😄😃

I love how every so often Robin (or Jack or Lexi) just make scp jokes, I love them every time.

1:31 Fun Fact: I am now afraid of little Caesars for two reasons. 1: the picture scares me 2: the last time I had little Caesars was right before I got into a car accident on the way home of picking up Little Caesars!

This turned from bossfight to oddlyterrifying real quick

7:16 "Although it does appear your friend is stuck in the upside down, you might wanna help em out there" this sent me flying

Fun fact: A friend of my sister likes to make origami One day they sent a crane made using Nicholas cage's face as paper. We now have a religion known as the Nicholas Crane religion.

5:23 I was literally drinking orange juice and I blew it out my nose. It sounds as painful as it is👌.

That vending machine looked straight out of control

4:42 I honestly see that as a series perhaps, and it's incredibly cool looking

If emkay was a boss it would be a three headed dragon. edit: didn't expect this many likes! Thanks!

I love this subreddit

water at 9:42 on a thursday really be hitting diff

That chihuahua in thumbnail do be looking like a chad

Me falling asleep to music ~Emkay uploads~ Body: You must now awaken

What if r/bossfight is just a quest board to defeat the bosses

iFunny: *exists* Robin: *and I took that personally*

that big caesars one got me laughing, I have a photo of it but it has pizza hut instead, and it says: “He is the chosen one, He will outpizza the hut.”

I absolutely *love* how the overseer is staring so weirdly. Like are they looking at the camera or are their eyes starting to go in different directions

5:37 - Toph is that you?

"HOLY GOD!" I am actually crying with laughter

the 8-legged cat is something straight out of the battle cats

I hope to reach a mere quarter of the power these posts eminate

2:09 hey look it’s that one cat card from exploding kittens

I don’t know what’s scarier the fact that he buff or the fact it turned me like a light

I frickin love the thumbnail

8:18 sloths are slow, but they will still use their claws to tear you open

Whoever posed those mannequins in JoJo poses at 3:38 deserves a raise

when a boss want to know what are you doing outside his arena

I'm glad that Robin also watches SCP videos and knows about SCP-294, "euclid" class coffee machine thatdispenses any liquid

3:40 You probably recognize these poses. They reference both DIO and Killer Queen (Not the song)

I’d like to see a game with enemies, bosses, and npcs all from this supreddit

That kangaroo is scarier than a tank

9:12 fun fact it's the size of the claws that tell how venemouse they are, all things considered, it's claws are pretty small.

Never knew cabinets were 10-40 feet tall 6:59

2:50 I'd have only two to fear as I've grown an unbreakable bond with the crows, I'm basically one with them and I'm gonna dress up as one for Halloween and only the crows can stop me

1:00 as a time travelling hedgehog I wonder about the rat, since they're from further forward than me. (lmao this pfp and name combo is the best)

1:00 Hey, that's Frog! Looks like he decided to become a bard.

Every name on this subreddit be like: *Oryx, the Taken King*

There's a lot of Cat bosses which to be fair, cats laugh in the face of God, Physics and all of humanity so I guess that is accurate. Source: Cat girl friend.

i love the evangelion absolute terror field reference in the cat meme

8:57 l like how they only focus on Steve but they never think about the creepers, zombies and how their the same height, don’t even start on endermen, withers, hoglins and the dragon