Pig pens have become too mainstream. Gotta spice it up nowadays. Become friends with a herpatoligist that may or may not own several large monitor lizards (preferably komodo dragons).
If I find a body in the fridge, I'll just close the fridge door and just walk away from the fridge like "I'm not hungry anymore". Love your videos by the way bao❤❤
to answer the dead body in my best friend's fridge question: I would start sweating prefusely and i would try to escape in the sneakiest fastest way possible so i dont end up in his freezer.
For the Question I would honesty think that he or she is a yandere and then spend a few weeks adjusting to going over to the friends place. And then get killed a month later.
2:48 That’s the fridge of a depressed person. I should know, my fridge looks exactly like that. Expect mine is filled with whiskey, vodka, and tequila. Plus a gallon of orange juice and a case of coke’s. Because I need something to mix with them. 😢( Help me. Please.
Gonna be honest, I completely forgot I put a fridge pic in the form and this was a huge wake up call seeing my fridge in here. Thousands of people have seen my barely used fridge. Well, okay W video Bao, keep it up.
2:40 As an electrical engineering student myself I can confirm that every one of us has some flavor of depression. No drinking for me though, only getting lost in escapist media.
Fridges don't have enough hair and/or tactical gear for Bao. Give her a fridge with a ballistic vest and some really fuzzy peaches in it and I bet she'll change her tune.
My best friend has the same energy, vibes & passion as you Bao so I'd kindly ask who this dead person is & why she killed them. After a thorough questioning sesh of my friend, we'd put the black body in a bag and drive at dead midnight to a most remote part of the wilderness, lay out the thawed body, dig a splod 50 meter hoke, dump the body in, seal up the hole and then plant a bunch of flowers & flora usually seen innthe area. We go home, we chemically bleach our hands, make up sum solid alibis and hope the po-po don't find us
OK I know about two ways to get rid of a “unwanted item” in your friends fridge, first one simple you dig an extra deep hole puts the “item” at the bottom then fill the hole half way after that you place a dead dog on top of the first layer then you put the rest of the dirt over. The second option requires a lot of tools and chemicals but I don’t know which, you cut it up into different pieces then you use the chemicals that will cause the pieces to shrink and you wrap each piece in individual mailing packages and dump each package into a trashcan or a dumpster in specified locations around town. And if you look at all the locations from the map, it should look like a big smiley face.
Half of these seemed to hide a limb or two in the freezer. Though, I will not be surprised if there is one. Also, a side question: anyone got an idea what song was played in the intro? I'm pretty sure I've heard it somewhere, I just can't figure out where
for many moments of my life my coping mechanism when adults around me got into screaming matches i would just try to ignore it and 'move on' from it so after the initial shock would just think "ah man theres no room for the 7/11 food i bought for tonight" and close the fridge
Nothing it's normal to keep things like chicken in your fridge... Oh a HUMAN body, ask what they're gonna do with it, can't keep it in there forever, yah know.
What would i do if i found a body in my best friend's fridge? Well, dispose of it. Dig a hole in the ground to form a foot and half wide and about half a foot deep hole with a narrow trench on one side. While the body is still cold or frozen, break it down into about one foot segments. Throw one segment at a time one after the other into the forge after adding a leaf blower in the trench as a bellows/blower, making sure to use coal as fuel. Allow the extreme heat (enough to melt steel at least) to either vaporize or reduce the whole body to ash. Leave ashes and refill hole. Clean fridge with ammonia and then bleach. Place full kiddy pool over the refilled hole and fill with water before throwing in dirt and leaves. Let freeze overnight to simulate it having been neglected since the end of summer. Drink cheap whiskey and yell at friend for their stupidity. P.s. this is written in jest, and not some dark scheme or any kind of plan so please, whomever reads this and has a badge nearby, please note, this is a joke.
For context, before someone says, "That's not hot enough." A professional crematorium get their furnaces to about 1600 - 1800⁰F and an industrial incinerator runs just above that at about 1800 - 2200⁰F. A forced air, coal burning forge can easily melt steel and iron. Some can even vaporize them! Steel melts at approximately 2500⁰F and iron melts at 2800⁰F. As someone who has used a forced air forge in the past and has lost pieces to that forge, I know what I'm talking about here when I say divided attention may turn an otherwise amazing piece of metal art into a glowing, coal speckled puddle. Worse yet, you leave it past the puddle point, and it'll just vanish along with the smoke.
lmao, yall so silly. I guess if i found a body in their fridge I'd do my best to make it appear that I did NOT, and say nothing about it, and then quietly nope the frick out of my entire life off to distant lands before I end up as a part of their cannibal cuisine rotation or a "you'll be with me forever" psychotic break.
1:30 To be fair he put the meat at the bottom, so no cross contamination. 10:13 Isn't Bowser another vtuber's interest the one with pink hair LOL. I'm surprised you didn't show Numi's fridge. You didn't have too many good things to say last time you opened her fridge. Pretty sure you had claimed you found "black mold" in her house this is (alleged of course) despite a possible video that was floating around of one saying it.
Friend has bdy in the fridge...help him make a great dish out of it. Our bodies actually break down human flesh the easiest compared to other meats, so a little bit can go a long way.
Loved the video @BaoTheWhale! Can't wait for the next video Girl! Say no more about what's going on at @cosmicdragussy's place Bao, I'm getting Blaidd and Ghost and the three of us will be coming to try and get you out of there. Just try Singing "Baolifornia Girls" to Vienna and hope she Laughs herself to Sleep with that.... Even though one of the Baobble Buddies actually came up with it and had AI voicing it as you. Don't know about anyone else, but if I saw a Dead Body in My Friends Fridge I'd just casually get out and..... *RUN!* *Meme Music Intensifies in the Background*
QOTW answer: I would have some serious questions, but I would not ask them. I would just run away and never speak to said friend again, because they’re obviously a psychopath.
Look, if you find a dead body in JUST A FRIEND's fridge...you leave and call the cops. If it's your BEST FRIEND...help them find a canyon to chuck it off of.
Well it depends, how fresh is the body? Have the police been putting out any missing persons reports? If so how much is the reward? Those are all the questions I’d ask myself before leaving without talking about it. Look friends are cool and all but 10-50k is a lot of money for me. I can always make more friends and probably another best friend. (Preferably one that doesn’t make me have to go to court to testify against them)
I would ask him if he wants me to hide it or eat it, since I know a bit about how to clean places, in Minecraft. (The character of my comic in progress is a cannibal (and hunter), that's how I know.) Instructions after putting the (lamb) body in the bath and putting gloves on: So first of all, you should empty the blood by cutting the tendons and opening the belly. Then you need to split open the trunk to take out the organs, put them in the bath or a bucket, we will grind them, cook them and throw them away, same for the head, feet and hands. After that, you take a metal saw and cut off the articulation. (it's useless, in the trash it goes) Cut the spine off the body to have some tasty lamb ribs. You cut the lamb into pieces like you would cut a ham. You then take the meat off the bones, I recommend to cut the meat into smaller pieces to fit in topperwares. Some meat can be turned into ground beef using a cleaver or two. Use a hammer to grind the bones. (Minecraft teached me it was a great fertiliser so spread it everywhere you see plants.) After that you can cook the diverse parts like you would cook a pig or chicken. That's how I think anyone could cleanly make a whole lamb disappear. On that note, be careful and keep your hands clean.👋😊👍
Well if I saw a dead body in my bestie's fridge, I'd give them a good long lecture (while also making them feel the wrath on an angered Latino) about proper disposal of a body and then proceed to show them how it's done. Before you even try asking, don't ask how I know proper body disposal procedure. I'm just a guy with an interdimensional portal in my closet. lol
Tbh I would tell him to give me the tea about what that person did to deserve to be in his fridge and not in the ground. And then proceed to ask him if he wanted help to get rid of it. :) I'm sane I swear I'm just loyal
Are we talking dead human or just any full body because I've had a MF stuff beer in a deer rib cage in his fridge. Either way jerky is the best choice.
If I found a dead body in my best friend’s fridge I would ask them if they were having a party because that’s a lot of beef to be storing in a fridge. Hey, you didn’t say the dead body was human… I say it’s a cow.
If I found a dead body in my best friend’s fridge I would assume that the body put itself there by terrible circumstances because there’s no way my dumb ass friend could murder Someone little alone know a good spot to stash the body
I room with my best friend so his fridge is my fridge, and if that troglodyte thinks he can hog all my precious greek yogurt storage just to keep his new girlfriend fresh then he can join her.
What happened to Vienna on the RU-vid side of things? I'm relatively new to the Vtuber scene & I'm only on YT, so whatever reason she may or may not have given on Twitch or Twitter I wouldn't have been able to check.
