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Considering the fact the disabled guy created a race of super-intelligent, super-deadly and super-hateful/supremacist creatures...

Imagine Hitler being that 'DISABLED GUY', problem solved.

Everytime I look at This I laugh

And? It’s Davros.

Cauzie, Yeah it’s rather unsettling when you put it that way.

And he is an excellent Doctor

David Tennant will be proud

Even when they were shooting the fire of Pompeii, he would often sneak into the TARDIS and push buttons.

@@Xidphel Be honest, if you could, you would. I know I would.

While drinking tea and triggering Dalek nightmares

I never thought of this but I find that concept hilarious 😂

He moves fast sometimes, like in Destiny of the Daleks

Either that, or Davros pukes really easily

Do a drift

Its not supposed to go that fast. Peter Capaldi thought it would be cooler if it went faster, so they modified it. (We can assume, in universe, the Doctor just used his sonic on it)

This was actually more funny than scary.

@@darkskull9166 not for the Daleks.

@@baronbeat2210 OOF! Shots fired :'D

Well of course. In cartoons like Looney Tunes, the characters always taunt their enemies. Why can't the Doctor? Right?

"I'm the Doctor, just accept it." is also a great line.

Time heals.

Could be the force field

Character development

ruined the only thing the daleks have, the fear factor and the way everyone's terrified of them. Take that away and they're just shouty salt shakers with guns

@태선우TaeSunWoo Inconsistent writing = character development? Yeah...no.

+Ionut Maris Very probably.

That sound you hear? That's all of the Dalek's having a very brief heart attack. All at once. XD

Ionut Maris Either that or soiling their exterminators ;-)

Ionut Maris That scene may be mind-blowing, but we'd still have expected nothing less from the Doctor.

Doctor: Admit it, you've all had this exact nightmare. Random Dalek: Actually, my nightmare was of a killer clown in Davros' chair. Doctor: Really? Dalek Emperor: We intercepted a data transmission of the story known as it, as a result coulrophobia is rife in the Dalek Empire.

That was the funniest line in this episode for me, and it was enough; I didn't need that cup of tea moment.

I can imagine all the Darleks screaming awake and driving into each other after dreaming the doctor is their new leader

One of the best lines in Who history

+George Weasley that is true

Tahkaullus01 The delivery was perfect

"The real question is: where'd I get the cup of tea? Answer: I'm the Doctor. Just accept it."

@Al expressed my thoughts exactly

Just pointing out peter capaldi didnt write this.

@Al Capaldi is literally considered to have some of the most acclaimed episodes and Series of NewWho (Series 9). I don’t understand people claiming he had poor writing.

@Al I disagree. Series 9 is considered the strongest series as a whole. Series 8 had a few clunkers but was an improvement on Series 7 & Series 9 had maybe one bad episode, Series 10 is a pure mix of old school and new school.

Lightly bumping I think you mean *R A M M I N G S P E E D*

Wait that’s not a normal term

I love how He just pulls up says hello, and in response daleks of all eras (even a heavy weapons dalek) just light his ass up.

I see you've never played Chris Sawyer's Guest Murder Tycoon

@@magic_grapefruit no it is

And then concluding that it it 20 feet’s deep

I just like how she equates Clara with a stone.

Conclusion: Clara is a stone

And here as all the other "paraphrasers" have thousands of likes (still makes absolutely no sense to me), you have an actual point and for that i will send a thumbs up. Yup, paraphrasers are annoying.

Honestly, I know nothing of the characters in that moment, but I could smell the sucker-shove coming. "How far down do you think that is?" [RED FLAG!]

He's half way to being a full Dalek. Now he just needs the other half.

'you have the chair of the creator of the Daleks

9 was haunted by his past. 10 was struggling in life. 11 was facing his problems and moving past them. 12 is the culmination of the efforts of his past lives. He's able to "face the music". Lives a joke, so we must enjoy it!

Also, don't forget that the First Doctor once hid inside an empty Dalek casing and had some fun impersonating the voice while he was at it.

@@Jokie155 what episode was that? Sounds like Hartnell wanted to have some fun in that episode

Yes

Trigger happy mini tanks shaped like salt shakers. Don't forget that they're shaped like salt shakers.

What about this one "A dustbin wearing a skirt covered in disco balls."

@@tommyfox854 I like your handle bars by the way

@@tinykemper2561 *Oh, ThAnK yOu; ThEy WeRe BuIlT oN tO tHe-* *_HA HA, JUST KIDDING; THEY ARE, IN REALITY, MEDIORKER AT BEST!!!!_* Those were my best Cybermen and Dalek impressions, also thanks for the reply and for getting the reference. =)

Yes he's a great actor. Brilliant as the Dr. Good episodes and he got some hilarious lines.

I love the way he said that for some reason

I'm having that gun!

it's because he is Scottish@@zperk13

Definitely, the Daleks have tried to exterminate Davros on numerous occasions, sure they've ended up going back to him for useful tricks and such... but he has to survive the extermination attempt in the first place for that to be possible

I will never understand why the doctor didn’t keep the chair after the episode.

​@@changvasejarik62he was forced out of it by Colony Sarf

You don't get more british than that lol

No its because he's BATMAN!

+Mo Ment No, he's Scottish!

I don't know what was funnier, the Daleks backing up when he came in, thinking about how the Doctor got Davros out of his chair, or thinking about Sarff's reaction about Davros lying on the floor without his chair.

Personal hammerspace created as an offshoot of the TARDIS' dimensional transcendence. ;)

If it literally killed you then does that mean ghosts can use RU-vid?

***** Sadly I'm just an old watcher of Dr Who who stopped watching the show at around series 3 (I was eight, and the show was just freaking me out too much!), who's only here because he's checking out clips from the newer series' (they seem great by the way) so I don't get the reference.

I guess someone stole your account to send this commant... mysteriose

Lies, if you were a ghost, your comment would only consist of "the dark, the sword, the forsaken, the temple"

+Jordan D Ooh I get that!

Heheh What did you expect? The Master would kill anyone at the drop of a hat.

I've watched almost no Doctor Who, and even I saw that coming. Except the 'twenty feet' part; I liked that bit. XD

me XD

i loved it and hated it. i loved it because it was unexpected and practical. i hated it because she knew she could figure out another way to do that.

@@vfaulkon that's the comedy

I bet at least once they let Peter get in a Dalak!

@@cindydott452 this may not have been the case, the Darlek "suits" or whatever you call them are very small inside.

@@AngelEmfrblso what if I had to shove myself in there to the point I was stuck IM GETTING DALEK SUIT

It's the Doctor. Just accept it.

+Andrew De Jesus lulz

Or the Doctor's just perched cross-legged in what little space there is. (not gonna lie i started laughing at that mental image. tall angry lanky twelfth doctor balancing cross legged on a dalek dodgem chair.)

Wires ?

I think he had legs at one point, used it as a wheelchair, but later on had his legs amputated.

It's presented a bit too comedically to really have the full impact.

+DarthRushy I disagree personally. I found it REALLY disturbing.

Fishkeeper63 It neither made sense(those living Daleks wouldn't have brains anymore if they were just mush nor would they be able to scream since they're not hooked up to anything. They'd be vegetable) nor was used to any good effect. At least from my perspective.

+DarthRushy I completely agree with you on that, those things have bugged me since it aired and didn't enjoy this episode much at all. regardless though, the general idea still really creeps me out but I agree it was poorly executed and made no real sense.

this of course depends entirely upon the physical make up of the Daleks themselves. So.....yeah

Agreed. Everyone's talking about the cup of tea, but this line right here was the funniest.

comma

Connor Slattery I agree

I'd want that chair too, imagine how cool it must be sitting in it. And imagine Peter Capaldi's reaction when they told him he was gonna sit in it😂😂

IICAMERONII384 s

It does ruin them as adversaries to fear.

@@robinlillian9471 Eh, in this case, both were cheating. The Master had a get out of jail free card, the Doctor had a force field purpose built to block their guns, and in both cases, now that Gallifrey had been saved using a weird timeloop and spacetime hiding, all they had to fear of them is the base, and again, they had effectively eliminated that base risk, leaving them with only one thing "which way do I play my hand to maximize my odds?" In both cases, bravado and quips were a large part of how they decided to react. They're still dangerous, sure, but that danger had been temporarily removed, and after that long having to fear them at every encounter, I have to imagine it felt pretty freaking good to be in a position to do nothing but laugh and belittle them.

I think it’s the sycorax but I don’t know

Now if we could replace mobility scooters with that nobody would be messing about with a pensioner.

Well as 10th once said, his pockets are bigger on the inside :p

Don't forget the satsuma. It's part of the process

+William Norton Learned his lesson from when they tried to kill him only an hour after being created.

Hey Raven. What's up? Nice job against your Dad, BTW. Trigon, was it? Anyway, sure showed him!

Moffat excuse for bad writing

@@SigandGibbs It was just a gag. Lighten up dude.

@@SigandGibbs Moffat was bad? Check the new season.

@@sherlockowiec1693 the new season being bad doesn't stop Moffitt from being bad

Yup. Lemme think: the Fourth Doctor zapped a Sontaran with a De-Mat blaster, the Sixth Doctor straight up shot a Cyberman in self defence and didn't the First Doctor try to cave someone's head in with a rock at some point? Just to name a few examples. The only Doctor who I can think of that DIDN'T use weapons is Five, and you could probably prove me wrong there.

Althalus2010 in ressurection of the daleks he used a handgun to kill a dalek mutant I believe

and the time war

Althalus2010 five killed a Cyberman with gold and shot a dalek mutant

No he makes that rule after he “destroys” Gallifrey which is when the new series starts

Well, she's not exactly wrong. Going to a place like Skaro without knowing which way is up is essentially a suicide mission.

True

RobynNightShade I

Such a great line with perfect delivery. Capaldi is perfect.

Think the Doctor altered Davro's will to say that XD 'To the Doctor I give my chair'

Benjamin Lehman “so....anyone for dogems.” 😂

Swag-A- Dellaman *Sips teeth.* “The reason question: Where did I get the cup of tea... Answer: I’m the doctor, just accept it.”

They brought the same villains back over and over. I would have rather seen her as The Raini. The Raini really was a female Time Lord.

I never noticed that. Great foreshadowing.

Love the Daleks reaction

+Howyaduing I love it how they have this "ok, what the Hell are we witnessing?" kind of look.

dude it was hilarious!!!

lol loved that part

Ben Wasserman sa ne va pas se pasai comsa

Shadow Walker lol

Shadow Walker Because while Brits like to make fun of us Americans for using the imperial system, they occasionally use it themselves in informal speech. For instance, they might say "But that's miles away!" or, like Missy does here, describe a length or a distance in feet rather than meters.

Mephostopheles no Britain uses the metric system but still keeps miles, it never uses km. Ft are common though

Because she's bananas

Britons are strange that way.

Imminent homicide is no excuse for rudeness.

"Is"

+The Wise Old Man nope

+Nic Thomas yes

he's great when he's not doing that cringe inducing guitar stuff. that stuff just reminds me of dad dancing at weddings and old uncles trying to be 'withit'

+Keir Taylor actually , i find the guitar stuff to be both fun and cool , and it fits this doctors theme quite well , clever , ruthless and far "darker" than 3 or 4 previous doctors

Don't be lasagne XD

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SuperMemeLord369 oh boy what about Tom baker

@@MondySpartan That is for 12th what Geronimo is for 11th.

CrazySkull Troughton is better then Tennant tho miles better

Smith could've done it. He'd just have to spend several minutes rushing around in it, giggling like a child.

His pockets are bigger on the inside.

Also it's the best version of: "Because I'm Batman!" And it fits because both Batman and The Doctor (by *this* point in their time stream, at least) are far too old to take bullshit and have been at this shit for so long, that most enemies would rather run than fight against them.

So maybe Davros had a tea button built in. So what. Why do I even care where he got a cup of tea? It's trivial.

Answers the question as soon as it pops into our head.

And the world

Same

your profile pic makes this perfect

It would make an epic electric Wheelchair

Me too 😏

Same

It's only human

I know this is a random question, but have you ever seen the Lion King?

+DarthRushy er yes but not in a very long time...

ReplacedByDrumbot Then you'll be familiar with "I am surrounded by idiots". Apply it to the people who think Series 9 was good drama and find coincidences out of nowhere to justify Moffat's lazy, soulless writing.

ReplacedByDrumbot Chill out, man. My favourite series is Series 1 with Eccleston. I didn't think Series 9 sucked, but the finale really scuppered the story arc for me. There was also an overt focus on meta comedy, especially in these first two episodes, so I couldn't take most of it seriously. If I ever want to have a laugh whilst watching Doctor Who, I can always put Series 9 on, but valuable, high drama? No.

+DarthRushy You found Hell Bent funny?

I read this when I was at that part.

+Deathlygunn I translate that as "I'm Steven Moffat, don't question me."

Tardis Guy Lol

As much as I tend to like Moffat, I hate this line. The Doctor is not a magician. I do not accept it.

+Tardis Guy (A.K.A. Jamma77) I'm Steve Moffat, Todd Howard is my little brother.

JackWolf. It was scared...

when

ShadowHunter 0:35 The cup is at a different angle.

Well he is old.

JackWolf thay was having a bad day

Capaldi and davros scenes were the best, rest of the story.....eh

I think that "something" you're looking for is the fact that even after all these billions of years of time and space conquering, Davros got one last consequence; getting his chair taken away.

These two episodes have some amazing scenes, intermixed with awful writing tbh. It's almost surreal how they manage to go from ridiculous lines, to some really interesting development between Davros, and the Doctor, which leaves you wondering just how much of it really was manipulation. It's like watching a weird splice of Sherlock Holmes, and The Room lol

RTD must have been fuming, when he saw this episode! 😂😂

+RedMexican Like the cup of tea. "I'm the Doctor just accept it"

+The Cookie Diary That's the new "Because I'm Batman"

Valpas Kankaristo but better...

+Valpas Kankaristo Hahaha! xD That's exactly what I thought !

RedMexican but better.

+T. satomi (荣耀) Actually, it's several BILLION trigger-happy mini-tanks.

You mean how they did nothing with them? Oh yeah, fantastic.

They didnt have the new paradigm though.

***** A lot of fans disliked them, and they were also wiped from history

***** Why?

+DarthRushy people like you are never happy i bet you go into resteraunts and make a fuss about everything not realising that the only thing stopping the staff from killing you is the fact that its against the law

Um, Davros doesn't have an arse! He kind of ends abruptly. Still, think of the leakage! 😎

Don't correct me for saying Missy.

Missy taking the Master's stick...there's fanfics about that, I think...

She makes even River look like a nun in comparison...

Never know where it has been if you know what i mean

And if you do, at least do her the courtesy of using it. Relationships are all about respect after all, and most of the ones involving her revolve around respecting her reputation if nothing else. She's killed a LOT of people to get where she is, and deserves the consideration of such.

Who doesn't at this point

Me too. Then i can go around my classmates with it

If I wanted to bring home one prop from Doctor who, ir would his chair.

Doctor Emeralds not even the tardis?

+RuptureTheOne 03 I wish I could have the TARDIS in my back garden.

Yes she is

+Crispy Pro She commands every scene she is in. Even better than Peter Capaldi.

Both.

but not as good as Jon Sim

I love her

@@ejsowden9075 bumper car's in america

Built-in DNA scanner, they would see through that lie.

Hey I've seen you before

I agree

That’s... exactly what this was

Ender it's like he does it every day

@@Josh-ks9xy The Doctor DOES do this every day. Sometimes, things get REALLY crazy!

can they have those?

best part by far

That's coz he says "I'm a mad man with a box"

+Jak Balck31 definitly!

+andysbg77 But so wonderful :)

+andysbg77 missy has more of the: i want to be her BFF feel to her

+andysbg77 I like Missy

True

Oof...

There is a saying I once heard, "Rules where not made for good people, for they don't need rules"

@@suraivase7285 probably in the show itself. In A Good Man Goes to War, the Doctor proclaims: "Good Men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many."

@@atharvadeshpande6907 maybe, I think it was on a sci-fi story on reddit too.

+Liam Gradwell At least its a step down from the writing for Matt Smith where he got the same response without the chair or the gun.

He did had a Jammy dodger though. But he only brought it because he was promised tea!

Guess 11 got his tea after all XD

Guess 11 got his tea after all XD

+Mumble5557 I always feel that people forget that eleven could be dark too, if he did the "I want clara osworld (sorry if I managed to misspell that)" I actually think it would work.

+Mumble5557 If it was Eleven he'd be dead by now

The Cookie Diary that makes no sense, explain

11 actually took matters like this serious, he would have put on his angry face and done basically the same thing

i guess I just find it hard placing 11 in that scene.

Plus Pertwee & Capaldi's hair got bigger the longer they were in it. 😅

This weirdly makes sense

@@darthmetallus1977 Capaldi's favorite Doctor was Pertwee.

10's old friend from pompei

+William Norton *We have

yep

DALEKS DO NOT HAVE NIGHTMARES. DALEKS DO NOT SLEEP.

But why is Missy measuring in feet?

@@Lego3400 She's an anachronism. Who cares? Stupid waste of resources, though. Why kill your canary instead of using a stick? Save the canary for later.

@@Lego3400 Brits tend to use Imperial measurements when we're trying to estimate, whereas we'll use metric for official measurements. It's a lot easier to estimate 1ft, than 1 metre.