“A couple rows for referees to sit between em” Theo is either a hard working writer or has the quickest mind on the planet. Either way, he has one of the most creative minds ever.
Unfortunately that's you not hearing he said 'TRAP house' on wheels... What's a traphouse you said? It's a house where you trap them fiends you see. Oh, a fiend? It's a person fiending for some dope. Dopefiend? So a house in which you trap fiends? How'd you do that?...
As a southern gal through and through, when I tell you I spit my fucking water out the first time I heard this shit... the truthfulness of this rant, it's just perfection.
As a kid who has driven both a car and a van during my highschool days, i can vouch, that this is absolutely true. At one point i was driving around and my friends in the back were smoking weed and snorting coke off the arm rests. 😂👌
Been watching Theo for years and still don’t understand how he doesn’t laugh sometimes at his own jokes and keeps a straight face. Absolute legend just naturally funny as fuck
First time I ever drove illegally without a parent was my moms Purple Plymouth Voyager. Half way through a party I am drinking at my cousins place, my brother comes around the corner "btw I'm getting smashed tonight and you gotta drive us home." I was 15... had at least a permit
“Some times somebody had a dog back there talking about listening to Widespread Panic” lolol such a specific reference, you can tell that was some real 90s acid flashback shit
dude so many punchers "Put on your strongest tampon and hit the town", "David Cup-n-feel", "the eighth row was just for sin" holy shit Theo where did you get your brain brutha?!?!
Theo is the funniest fucker alive... hands down. Other comedians make me laugh from time to time, but when I watch Theo its physically painful. He could brand his comedy DVDs as workout regimens.
I dont know whats more impressive, coming up with this stuff on the spot or writing it and then delivering it like you are coming up with it on the spot.
"A van is just a trap house on wheels" 😂😂😂 then I was deep up in the game in my teens lol Follow up thought: I cannot fucking believe he filled up 9 damn minutes talking about the unlimited possibilities that vans provide to us.
Theo talking about the Ford Tartus van. It's like Dr Who's little telephone box that looks smaller on the outside till you get in it. It's so big people have to use mail to communicate with different rows. People book rows on Air BnB and rent those out to tourist. Before little Jessica fell down that well she got lost in the van. Search teams went looking for her from row to row. She was ok but didn't learn that lesson so she fell down that well later. I remember getting on it as a kid with a new pair of Pony sneakers, button fly jeans and a Hobie t-shirt. By the time I got the my seat I was out of style. My outfit had turned vintage between rows. Good times in the van.
Just bought by first car at 21, little dodge van, I do construction so it’s needed but the fun factor is off the charts. 3 rows with 280HP on such a nimble frame is an experience.
My first vehicle was a 1988 ford econoline van in junior year of high school circa 2009. Loved that thing, sold it then bought it back about 6 months later haha
Love this!! I used to take my dads Suburban, an older one! We dubbed it the “bang burban” lol I was only 16.... imagine that! All the homies rolling deep anywhere we went and we would pick up all the girls lol the back seat row 3 was just for sin hahah
