China Dragon | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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Theo talks about performing when he was young. Takes calls. The lighting gets dim, but i tried fixing it at a certain point. Editing was rocky at points but stayed up last night learning premier pro. Nick was out of town.
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@TheoVon 3 года назад

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

@geoffnewman7668 3 года назад

Yup yup son.

@brysonhurd9585 4 года назад

I don’t care what you have going on, when you hear Theo sing some Bishop Gunn, your day gets a little better.

@micahtisdale6614 4 года назад

Ayy is it not the best to see someone liked ur comment.

@Amrklla 4 года назад

Man that is the truth for real Gang Gang

@SPOONAGE117 4 года назад

Too legit

@coltonharris1828 4 года назад

Been saying this for years. There’s no better duo than Theo and “Shine”. Gang

@noahulrey5077 4 года назад

That Song is fire too

@psych336 4 года назад

I get so hyped every time Theo puts out an episode especially when it’s just him solo. GANG GANG

@wendel5868 4 года назад

And specially when he doesn’t weigh in on politics and public health.

@josephlane2696 4 года назад

Nothing better

@nicksilver_music 4 года назад

I am hyped up too! Slowly but surely my man Theo Von has become my favorite podcaster and comedian. He really has created his own style unlike any comedian before him Imo

@danielrenshaw3797 4 года назад

Gang Gang!

@buckonelove671 4 года назад

You are changing lives keep being yourself plz

@jonj9352 4 года назад

Theo just seems like such a kind hearted, genuine person that he inspires me to be a better person myself. Thanks Theo, gang

@james5637 4 года назад

Gang 🖖🏼

@Zaciah93 4 года назад

Fuckin A man, Gang Gang!!!

@angelayokum7949 4 года назад

Theo makes me feel normal. Ya know. Like its ok not to be perfect or think wayyyy outside the box.

@joshkennedy2121 4 года назад

Gang.

@bcstew33 4 года назад

"Fear of Intimacy" and "How to Talk to Girls"... boy is straight up showing those off on his bookshelf lol

@bungaloobungee9417 4 года назад

Lol

@KillumiGnarly 4 года назад

hahahaha fucking Tremendous

@ryanmorrison6933 4 года назад

Lol but at least he bought the books, most guys just turn that fear into resentment towards women!

@ambitionx1639 4 года назад

hahahahaha lmfao

@LastbutNotFirst 4 года назад

you know damn well he doesnt read any of those books.

@abigailbrock1808 4 года назад

I’m still laughing at Theo the kinda guy that hisses in a street fight 😂😂

@halamelatoda2417 4 года назад

Hahahahaha omg that was hilarious!!!

@trentaucion882 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@alanortez8509 4 года назад

Do u mean hissing like a cat or hissing like how boxers do when they punch? Both are equally funny to imagine

@trentaucion882 4 года назад

Alan Ortez hissin like a rat

@calebgreen711 4 года назад

“You want grits with that” during Shine had me rolling lol

@TheGrowlingAraknid 4 года назад

I think my favorite part of your pods is being able to sing along with you, and feel the sun shine on my soul.

@Cody2Scoops 4 года назад

Thats beautiful dawg

@jaredhayes977 4 года назад

It is comforting

@kevinl3254 4 года назад

“What’s that food we won in the war? French Toast”

@kommish77 4 года назад

I learn something new every week from Professor Von

@brianm5563 4 года назад

Probably the most obscure description so far 😆 I had no idea what food America won in a war.

@kevinl3254 4 года назад

Not only did we get awarded that food for winning the war, it’s arguably the only reason we won it. Back to back World War champs baby. The economy may be tanking but they can’t take away those victories or French toast.

@airmikey8647 4 года назад

Not even freaking toast, like french bread pancakes

@gshell2520 4 года назад

Did u miss it ? " its 9am and school started at 730 I probably missed it "🤣

@bradleyjordan2845 4 года назад

“It could show up”🤣

@angelayokum7949 4 года назад

Right!! He is so silly! And just fun- can you imagine day to day life with him 🙌😁

@ffdjr1313 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@BadFriends 4 года назад

Gang Gang!

@BruceLee-yl3bx 4 года назад

Who is using the Bad Friends account to run around different comedy RU-vid comments and trying to siphon views?

@gdawg3106 4 года назад

Rudy we know this you

@paulchiero9393 4 года назад

We all know PD is the only one with this much free time. Bobby is JUST waking up and about to jump on Warzone.

@mikehatzl3691 4 года назад

Theo is a God

@mvick7king 4 года назад

It’s 1 million percent pink dick

@MaddenDoctor 4 года назад

“Governmental knowledge, you know, education.”

@strikenryken 4 года назад

No truer words.

@nestab2762 4 года назад

The world might be going to shit but the moment I hear Theo Singing "Shine that light on me...." Everything feels like it's gonna be okay

@Bendecidochik 4 года назад

If the eyes close something crazy is coming 😂

@coltonharris1828 4 года назад

For real bruh! The eyes close and I’m getting a head start on my laughing because I know it’s coming 😂😂😂

@nicolaswynkoop 4 года назад

I've never heard anyone say "Salon Selects" so many times or with so much passion.

@1500hondaman 3 года назад

He made that shit sound good dinnee lol

@calebfitch696 4 года назад

Theo’s the type of guy to have 2 pictures of bacon behind him and still struggle to name breakfast food

@omgrebekie2327 4 года назад

That was the best intro yet. Impeccable timing. You're getting better and better boyyy. The fade out was well, sir. The whole thing, it was magnificent!! Love you Theo

@Alexfromthe6 4 года назад

Gave me the chills whenever I hear and sing along to the song !

@528grave 4 года назад

theo putting in that work!

@larrydennisjr1730 4 года назад

Thank you bro .....been watching all your episodes to get me thru the day....i just lost my father to covid and been depressed before and now its gettin worse.....your episodes help me get thru day to day....praise god gang gang

@angelayokum7949 4 года назад

My condolences man. Damn. That's tuff. Prayers

@crisy1970 4 года назад

Thank u for showing Stevie Starlight to the world. Love u Theo

@MetalizedButt 4 года назад

18:57 “Our television was as big as 2 Iphone 9s” LMFAO

@adog1233 4 года назад

It made me super happy to see you get really into Shine again!

@nicklausbaril9958 4 года назад

"You want em' over easy or WHAT!" BEST intro yet

@CezaMVO 4 года назад

"We dont need another kid coming into this world, with people angry about the past"-Theo Von. Wow that's poetic theo is like the rat king version of Maya Angelou but with a bigger dumper.

@squirrelsrock3354 4 года назад

Agree

@CezaMVO 4 года назад

@@squirrelsrock3354 gang

@bcstew33 4 года назад

😂

@ethanwasme4307 4 года назад

@@AmmoGus1 i think he meant people should chill out so our kids can come into this world rockin' :)

@joshputman4265 4 года назад

Gang gang

@megagene 4 года назад

There are 2 types of Theo fans: those who know that he loves to call 911 and those who don't.

@JD-ns9mr 4 года назад

He loves surgery too

@dr.binjohnson7776 4 года назад

Saw that mullet refreshed, clicked even faster. Gang boi✊🏽

@HarrisonFord11 4 года назад

Gender neutral haircut boi! Gang gang

@FiatPompeius 4 года назад

Best eight minute intro ever.

@Kerrviii 4 года назад

Really? This guy is clearly in pain.

@FiatPompeius 4 года назад

@@Kerrviii This guy, Theo? Because Theo is his name.

@DimitrisKoronakosIonikos 4 года назад

21 July 2011 - 21 July 2020..... 9 Years of Sobriety..Blessed to be alive, m y respects and love from far Athens, Greece boi .. Gang Gang!

@InDustWeTrust19 4 года назад

9 years is amazing, congrats!!

@InDustWeTrust19 4 года назад

Im 4 days behind you, almost have the same date!

@user-bf5vi6yg8n 4 года назад

Gang bruh

@timguy78 4 года назад

Keep it up ....good job

@hbenavid88 4 года назад

"I was a small adult lying about how old he was...middle aged child or something, probably about 9" 😂😂

@Welcome-oj4qs 4 года назад

When Theo was talking over Shine i felt like i walked in to the most sincere breakfast joint in Louisiana

@angelayokum7949 4 года назад

He has a way of putting you there in the story with him. Just really got it. But I feel like ya gotta be a little different to get him. Which is why his fans are true fans... Ya can't fake the funk

@adamgardener9082 4 года назад

I'd like to hear Theo voice an audio book, all the characters voices and everything. Maybe a Bukowski book, or "Travels with Charlie"

@chadwarden593 4 года назад

It would be the longest audio book ever

@haydenteruki8045 4 года назад

That 'Fear of Intimacy' book cover is curled alllll the way back. Theo diggin' through that thang looking for some truth! Gang shit.

@devereauxemerson380 4 года назад

It's crazy now that children aren't allowed to dig to china" -theo von

@signupman332 4 года назад

Anymore ****

@thelizardyt728 4 года назад

It's Australia but any anyway

@nicks8115 4 года назад

Theo sounds like Joel Olsteens baby brother that started a RU-vid page preaching about the dark arts.

@johnnie543 4 года назад

A congregation I'd happily worship with! Praise God!!

@j.p.8213 4 года назад

So true lol🤣🤣🤣🤣

@keithwilliams4273 4 года назад

PTL gang gang

@asymptoticbehaviour 4 года назад

Theo look like the type of preacher to spend your tithe money on dunkaroos and sandwich meats

@waywardwritersinn1273 4 года назад

You know things are tense when they see each other at Christmas. They’ll take a family pic together, but stand at opposite ends.

@v20Past4 4 года назад

30:45 "The Gap came out with a cologne called "grass" and we didn't own any land at the time, so this was the closest thing i could get" i sprayed some grass on" lmao😂

@auroraborealis13579 4 года назад

I owned that fragrance. Was so good.

@GarfyProd 4 года назад

guy: where were you? theo: property

@Mandozx12 4 года назад

Theo eats the peel and throws away the banana

@KaninTuzi 4 года назад

It's amazing how one man can be this entertaining just talking for an hour

@bendover2824 4 года назад

Is that a bacon winged hamster butterfly in the back?

@MrMutable 4 года назад

I think it's a bacon winged pig butterfly man. Now that's art!

@bendover2824 4 года назад

It’s so majestic lol

@My_Red_Right_Hand 4 года назад

To the guy about to have a child, focus on the child brother. I wish you the best.

@shaunpolk1702 4 года назад

"It look like a hearse, but it wasn't a hearse" a station wagon?

@adelinedama8000 4 года назад

That's exactly what I said! He kills me 😆

@jerbridges300 4 года назад

El Camino?

@BigShaneGillis 4 года назад

Or so they would have you believe

@ren1724 4 года назад

Ben Simmons I work in a morgue and a hearse is usually used for people to transport the body too the funeral but a dead body can be transported to an embalmer ect in any ordinary van tbh.

@BigShaneGillis 4 года назад

• R e n • I was referencing this Norm bit ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-9miLGPXBs4w.html

@RosettaVega 4 года назад

I needed his good spirit today.

@stefandomeier1911 4 года назад

My internal thoughts every time I watch the solos, “WTF are you talking about...” as I continue listening 😂😂😂

@godemperor4596 4 года назад

50:55 "the only people you can make fun of still is poor white people"

@duncanstoebner4504 4 года назад

Love when Theo gets down to the music! Such a great man

@jaredm8351 4 года назад

Theo helping me through my depression one podcast at a time

@tacotom9128 4 года назад

“Just cracked a couple eggs in his damn mouth and walked out “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@volkanyildiz9002 4 года назад

Theo would have been a kings joker if he was alive in the medieval times whos ass couldnt fit in the tights.

@yourkingdomcomeyourwillbedone 4 года назад

Lol

@ExploitMage 4 года назад

assless tights only for Jester Von

@dabizniz5276 4 года назад

Rescue 911 and Irish Spring soap...my childhood right there.

@gabe1006 4 года назад

This man is a creative genius!

@hiupjosh 4 года назад

Can we get “member dat?” Merch

@amendz69 4 года назад

Theo looks like the crocodile hunter and jamie lee curtis had a baby.

@stormcorrosion176 4 года назад

Love it bro

@megagene 4 года назад

"Our television was as big as two iPhone 9s." Theo picking a number that was never used for an iPhone. Gaaannng.

@brandonwilson7655 4 года назад

"Half way to Christmas. I mean. God Dang. If you put your ear up to the beat you can hear Santa tightening up a few trains or sumfin"

@auroraborealis13579 4 года назад

Did he say beat or beach??

@brandonwilson7655 4 года назад

@@auroraborealis13579 best not to get into the details when it comes to Theoisms. Not Dark Arts, but we gots to let it flow. Like Jazz. But with a mullet.

@auroraborealis13579 4 года назад

Brandon Wilson right on....I just happened to be be sitting on the beach when he said that and I liked the synchronization. But I feel you! 🤙🏻

@brandonwilson7655 4 года назад

@@auroraborealis13579 enjoy that beach sand hitter, sistah

@auroraborealis13579 4 года назад

Brandon Wilson thank you! I did! The water was super clear and the sand was warm.🌴🌊

@junoweatherman2932 4 года назад

This is the best episode of this past weekend ever I love u theob

@tatertotter808 4 года назад

I hope that guy actually listens to Theo about his girlfriend. We need less insecure men

@magikush 4 года назад

Only thing he shouldn’t listen to is finding a way to forgive her. Forgive her for what? Having a life before this guy? Lol. She’s having their baby and he’s thinking about her exes?? Holy shit grow up man.

@handIedeez 4 года назад

@not hen Spoken like a true insecure man 😌 Maybe the problem is you, bud. You probably go after those types of women because you can't do better. And the first reason you can't do better is because you don't take a look inward. The second reason is because you talk shit about women and generalize them. And the third reason is because you come to RU-vid comments to throw a pity party for yourself. Grow tf up and work on yourself. Become a better man and a better woman will come along

@magikush 4 года назад

Nate Bell more like no place for children having children

@Alex_Penjamin 4 года назад

I think theo missed the point though in talking about it. He’s concerned he’s not the father. At least that’s what I took from his call in

@emergencyroomandy9425 4 года назад

@@handIedeez tell that to the husband's of married nurses that we scoop up. Insecure men? Or faithless women?

@halamelatoda2417 4 года назад

Here we are baby boy!!!!!!! Theo I love you dawg. You’ve helped me express my anxiety and depression I’ve dealt with for quite some time. I see how vulnerable you are at times, opened hearted and the love you receive back for being yourself and your flaws. Like I said that helped me and I’ve got so much love and support from family, me thinking they would be upset but no, man you dirty bastard wig having and still put conditioner soap into it, you helped me bruh I love you forever homie ❤️💯

@TRaiiN88 4 года назад

Lmao

@chazmcculloch9487 4 года назад

Gang bruh 🙌🏼

@halamelatoda2417 4 года назад

@chaz gang

@SpencerJMusic 4 года назад

“Food we won in the war” lol French toast was a good win though.

@j.p.8213 4 года назад

Dude, I love to hear you talk! You could read the flippin' phone book & I'd listen. It chills my stress hearing ur stories. Gang Gang 😁👍🏼💙

@freddymartinez2960 4 года назад

Dark Arts woke me up early just for this! GANG GANG Brother!!!!

@CalebManning2 4 года назад

Theo still winning that fight against DS, don’t give up brother!

@biupS 4 года назад

Who that

@jay7292 4 года назад

@@biupS down syn-drome

@Peter.Sky.Walker 4 года назад

I only watch/listen to Theo's solo episodes, and it's like I'm carrying a backpack full of guilt. Sometimes I imagine opening up that backpack, and scooping out two thumb fulls, and leaving here on this comment trail.

@PearlDrumsHead 4 года назад

Expand your mind bro. The solo’s are great but you get to see an entire different side of the rat king with guests. Gang!

@bobbybravo123 4 года назад

I'm the same . I'm in it for the solo episodes ., Although I check out ones with guests every now and again .

@tydontdy3459 4 года назад

Wasn't feeling happy enough with myself to watch this when it came out. Big upper for my tuesday morning tho!

@codebow5457 4 года назад

Always looking forward to your podcasts. Stay good to yourself bro! Gang!

@frogbone1925 4 года назад

so much love and appreciation for you, theo

@Quickkill6658 4 года назад

Theo should try and get David Goggins on at some point

@wingdom8 4 года назад

with tears I rolled out of bed. thank you 💛

@gamble8008 4 года назад

19:10 As big as 2 iphone 9s This is when I realized Theo is a genius. He so smoothly picked the number of iphone there has never been.

@hottsaucekid 4 года назад

What a comedic genius truly to know this fact about iPhones he's the voice of our generation

@audiobooth4367 4 года назад

prick

@audiobooth4367 4 года назад

@@hottsaucekid you prick

@Sam-um9nu 4 года назад

Audio Booth lmao came back to make sure he got the message. gangGANG

@audiobooth4367 4 года назад

Sam 777 lol Just wanted to make sure. Get the jokes ‘Darin’ or keep your pie hole shut.

@robinbuglio1718 4 года назад

We won french toast in the war. Theo, you top yourself every week!

@def6078 4 года назад

"Sometimes when I think of something, I forget to think of all the different things. Of the senses, you know? Because that gives my memory more batter to make the cake out of." TJ Miller said it before about "a real strong swimmer in my bowl"; you have such an eloquance with metaphors, something that I think only comes when you've seen and felt the breadth and depth that life has to offer, as I think you have Theo. I'm trying more and more to appreciate the moment and live more in the world and less in my head. I have to credit you and your podcast for helping me along that journey. It's a beautiful morning here, much love from the UK. Gang gang.

@thespacemelody 4 года назад

Sending you love, good vibes and whatever works Theo. Gang gang. 🤙🏼

@chrisanderson5240 4 года назад

I love that intro brother. You are affecting a lot of people

@santosdean5875 Год назад

“He just cracked a couple eggs into his mouth and walked out” 😂

@jcblackstock89 4 года назад

"Love Does" by Bob Goff. Great book dog. Taught me a lot

@natc2191 4 года назад

Theo, we need ya, and appreciate ya, during these rough times, brother. Thanks for the laughs and your respectable thoughts on issues. I agree with ya on lots of stuff man.

@drubama 4 года назад

"Well you should a definitely thought about that"🤣🤣🤣

@michelepacheco3635 4 года назад

Salon Selectives!! 😂😂😂💕💕💕

@gerardomendieta1360 4 года назад

Was waiting on this

@mitchellkean609 4 года назад

Much love and appreciation for your tutoring and im trying to figure out the treasure map and unraveling the mystery

@maryhirsch863 4 года назад

Love hearing your stories from growing up. Your awesome 👏🏼

@brianrickards4643 4 года назад

Hilarious theo🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😎 bless up brother

@therealaaron8767 4 года назад

I love the energy he gives the into song! Always a hitter!!

@Mrthortanbih 4 года назад

Well.... That got kinky quick. 😂 that boy licking salon selects out the palm of a shivering showering boy... Dang bruhhhh 😂😂

@ris8020 4 года назад

You are my favorite person❤️

@celestech2559 3 года назад

Just looking at Theo dancing makes my day!

@tmfo125 4 года назад

Theo needs to do a sing along album of his favorite songs. For real would jam to that stuff daily. Gang gang

@angelayokum7949 4 года назад

Id love to see his playlist!

@darrenf9797 4 года назад

Sheets over your head and calling each other grand dragon and grand wizard.. sounds about right. 😂😂

@andrewbrandmusic1971 3 года назад

This episode might have the greatest intro/monologue EVER!! 😭🤘🏻

@cassiusgarcia833 4 года назад

“A cut of ham” is one of his favorite lines and I love It

@threefought1949 3 года назад

Theo, you kill me more than anyone. You paint such a funny picture and constantly hit me with shit i dont expect. You a beautiful man

@D3vD4v 4 года назад

“..Dirt piss, and all.” 😂🤣

@SkandalouzStyle 4 года назад

This is the first episode of Theo's own podcast I've ever watched and I think he's brilliant! Theo von has a pure soul! 💯

@ToOmAnYBLUNTS420 4 года назад

Love this dude’s story time

@MrJoeakd 4 года назад

I am more confused everyday I listen.

@thedonofthsht76-58 4 года назад

You have to turn off your brain when you listen to theo

@readfaction8663 4 года назад

Qmap.pub

@grantstone2382 4 года назад

What is confusing about Theo? This podcast, as well as the king and the sting, are both basically just practice for stand up comedy. You're not supposed to listen to it as a speech which has a final conclusion and an actual point. It will be 3 minutes of this story, 5 minutes of that story, etc etc.

@MrJoeakd 4 года назад

@@grantstone2382 the confusion is on my part. I am confused as to my existence. is my life real when I hear his stories..