Apparently, there are Tetris raid bosses… 

Them not realizing the "beat drop" is when they build up the circle in the bottom, despite knowing that is its time limit is like 55% as funny as Jo's blunder the other day.

Colin not realizing how the purple blocks work is like 85% as funny as Jo's blunder the other day.

Real talk, this was peak Alpharad gold. The banter was on point, the jokes landed, Colin was there in full little bro mode, Jo hard carried, the music made this a really pleasant video to watch in the background, and there was a ton of comedic timing. Definitely one of my favorite episodes!

Colin not understanding the pink pieces for over 15 minutes is just hilarious

I love how they don't realize the bass drops when the circle bar is full

Not Collin calling Sagittarius a MINOTAUR instead of a CENTAUR, and jo and Jacob AGREEING LOL

Gotta applaud their commitment, the "We're doing a tetris raid boss" is real.

Colin: "I was a band kid for two years" Also Colin: Doesn't realize that the revive mechanic is just pressing to the beat of the song

If three people watched Jacob’s, Jo’s, and Colin’s perspectives one each they would have three completely different experiences on this video.

colin has to be this highest person ive ever seen without being on drugs

Jo having a board perfect for a funny washing machine manuever while Collin is talking about stalling pieces was great at 26:13

Jo and Jacob function like a well oiled machine, and lil bro just struggling, classic

Out of all the games that they could play, I never expected this. Power move.

The retrograde c-spin is a dangerous tech to try

I appreciate Colin not noticing you can see when the beats about to drop based on how full the bar is above their name the whole video.

Collin constantly fucking over Jo and Alpharaad is such a based power move

playing YIIK: A Postmodern RPG would be like fighting a raid boss

Remember to watch this video 4 times to see all different Tetris play styles : )

The “beat drop” starts when y’all fill meter at the bottom. The meter fills a little more whenever you complete a line.

Colin is a fun little guy I'd love to do experiments on him

Jacob being a Sagittarius makes so much sense, me being a Sagittarius as well, I totally get it mhhm

18:14 This is appalling. Congrats :) your doing a great job there dotcolin

My favorite detail of Alpharad gold is how I’ve never once seen Colid do a single one of the edits they asked him to

My favorite part was when alpha said “watch this”

Holy shit. Im so addicted to Tetris Effect lately and the other day I was thinking to myself "I wish there would be more yt content about this game that isnt high professional competitive" and here it is! Sometimes life is good!

its crazy how whenever the meter at the bottom fills the beat drops

Not gonna lie, Colin is hilarious and solely watching his side of the board is an enlightening experience

After this, Tricky Towers is also a fun multiplayer tetris whatever.

fun fact, the c-spin does exist and it's actually a pretty good move

If i recall in the later stages isn't the strat for one of your team mates to die on purpose so he gets back in when the boss does it wipe mechanic

2:55 “Dating in LA is your required to know this information” if dating in LA is based off astrology then the RU-vidrs can keep that foul land.

Colin's little bro energy has never been stronger

Colin calling Sagitarius a Minotaur has me fuming, even more so now that I see no one else is bothered by it

"I play rhythm games visually." -dotColin, 2023

The animation of the blocks for when the AI gets defeated is just the Pipotron intro scene from Ape Escape Pumped & Primed (which is a banger game btw)

10:10 colin somehow made a DT cannon out of panic and i think thats incredible

I love everyone not realising that the beat doesn’t drop until the meters at the bottom fill up and just spamming blocks for no reason and royally fucking up

I find it kinda funny and a bit frustrating how they never realized how the beat drops work. The meter at the bottom builds up as lines are cleared until it's filled up completely which is when the beat starts to drop. Then the meter will slowly deplete until it returns to normal.

You know what's the final raid boss of gaming? A Tux and Fanny Playthrough!

16:40 i had a very intense tetris phase some years back and without any sense of restraint i would probably also be one of the people being mean on the internet about it bc any time i see any tetris gameplay the part of my brain that is ravenous for tspins goes insane

I'm glad I can get prepared for Mercury in retrograde now

One of my fav games ever even if you’re not a Tetris fan cant reccomend this game enough a beautiful experience.

I can't believe you guys haven't played Naughty Bear for the xbox 360 and ps3

Colin's meme is 100% little bro energy

Jakob being the yellow one threw me for a loop.

I love that we have an unofficial Monthly Tetris Game showcase.

can't believe lil bro died straight up in this video! hope his soul finds peace.

jo is such a sweat I love him in tetris

I like how there are musical cues for when the lines fill and blocks drop, like it's a turn based tetris rhythm game

Ive known Mr. Colin Tetris all my life and everyone definitely calls him that back home

They call Colin lil bro like he’s from Gurren Laggan and he’s gonna drill through the heavens

51:53 - the boss ai , seems to get stuck in an infinite loop trying to figure out where to put S and its so so silly

Realizing that Alpharad is also a Sagittarius made me look at myself and be like... yeah...

"I just keep playing my game of tetris, and everything works out" - JoSniffy truly profound

Double scorpio? That makes sense. That makes sense. (I do not understand)

the C spin is already a tech unfortunately, it sends like 11 attack so it's pretty good when you can pull it off (that's over half a board since it's 20 blocks high)

Jacob reminds me of the Peter Quil of this episode especially. “Put the fucking block down!” *shoutout to gotg3*

I’m literally so glad they decided to do this cause now there’s never a day I don’t have something fun to watch

I remember beating lvl 5 of this with randoms, never new tetris raid bosses would be so fun

Too few leaf transitions + Colin sounds like he’d make Minecraft shorts and I mean that in the most passive aggressive way possible

"Wait, that's like a... minotaur." "Yeh." I don't know how to break it to you, but that's a centaur (specifically Chiron).

“We need a long one over here” DotColin

Every friend group got the dotColin

colin being a pisces makes so much sense

The replayability on this video is insane

I dont know what game of tetras this is... but I'm absolutely mesmerized. Between the banging flow between the three of them, the music, and just wow...

I was mesmerized by the gameplay just straight zoned out

After hearing them talk about the big I got curious and apparently I am triple Scropio which I find hilarious

I've been playing so much tri-tris it honestly feels weird seeing normal tetris pieces now.

Colin was in full little bro mode this video and i was all for ot

Some huge little bro moments in this video, keep it up little bro!

I know my actual birth sign but since I have no energy to care about astrology I'm just gonna steal Jacob's double scorpio and lean on my tetris skills to distract them from whatever red flag that is.

watching this gives me war flashbacks to when i played games with my older brother

This entire 50 minutes I was watching Colin thinking he was alpharad and I never though different

I loved that little bro was here

this episode is just Colin being a little bro and im crying

0:42 I'm pretty sure there's an accessibility option to tint the block to their normal Tetris color, but I don't know if it's available in multiplayer...

We need more videos with Tetris, especially if you are playing Tetris

I agree with Jo, everyone can identify with a tetris piece in their lifes. Personally, I think I'm an orange piece.

colin has the same energy as traves and i love it

That was a close one boys!

The DotColin "Abuse I endured editing for Alpharad Gold" twitlonger is coming I can smell it.

Watching this after 21 straight hours of conciousness was wild

14:20 holy shit the bosses can t-spin

Glad people discovered this masterpiece, I occasionally play this with my brother.

0:30 This line hit me the hardest

Joe's Tspin was very inspiring

I love the confidence of little bro saying "that's a minotaur."

Wait wtf dotcolin and I were born in the same month and year. wild.

Lol Colin does sound like someone who’d send me death threats while on Kiri

In the settings you can change the blocks to have color, another Alpharad Gold banger ❤

10:10 colin really just accidentally made a DT cannon

Jo saying he isn't good at tetris and consistently out performing everyone is hilarious

After this video, I'm Colin-pilled

I came back to watch this video and im honestly wondering how much Collin knew about tetris at the time

Colin really went hard those last few minutes, they really don't call him tetris

Double Scorpio is my favorite brand of VCR cleaner

OMG I WAS SO SCARED THERE WASNT GONNA BE AN UPLOAD TODAY

Colin's game play actually had me shout his name at some points 😂

when jacob said he was a sag i thought in my head holy shit that makes sense i didnt need to be called out