Defeating Mario Party's HARDEST CPU 

The three half strips of bacon arc had a beautiful set up with a heartbreaking payoff. A narrative masterpiece

Shout out to little bro for all his hard work, you're appreciated and add so much to the Alpharad Gold experience. Next time add more leaf transitions though.

In Mario Party 7, there’s a gecko code to replace birdo with DK. You could totally bring hard DK into a world where he was not meant to be.

As a current DoorDash employee, fuck McDonalds. The only place that’s fucked up more orders is Taco Bell but I feel like that’s expected. But McDonalds? Bro every order from them is absolute insanity. So many incorrectly stuffed bags all taped over so we can’t check them.

congrats to dotcolin for becoming such a staple of this era of Alpharads2ndChannel

The combination of seeing mario party and over an hour duration made me yell YOOO with them in the beginning.

I don’t call Colin little bro, I call him little kid. Because he’s the GOAT

throwback to when this game made us all question jacob's and jo's friendship

I absolutely love your "podcasting Mario Party CPUs" videos, wouldn't mind more of this in the future

I am such a big fan of this series! cant wait for ep.2 !!!

I'm disappointed that the thumbnail doesn't have DK, I guess HARDEST DK was too powerful.

The DK punching Bowser event is like 1/100. I can’t believe you guys saw it twice in a row

I love when they talk about the blooper mini game looking so good. EVERYTIME they played that mini game back in the Mario party days

12:58 as to why Peach in the middle has a smaller window -- Koopa Kid has extra top UI and Mario not only has extra bottom UI, but is also further up from the bottom of the screen. It looks to me like they tried to have the UI account for TV overscan.

4 bottles of water and no food is wild

I am a person who really loved the 3DS feature. Having that extra depth perception was so great for many action games. I won't lie, it was rough to get used to, but it made playing Monster Hunter so much more immersive. My 3D slider was always on max when I played. I miss 3DS games.

32:48 “wrong way, Toad” - Jo

don't mind me building lego while "watching" alpharad gold

There is no exaggeration when I tell you this is my favorite AI Presidents video of all time. Absolute gold.

The one thing I’ll give Mario Party 5 is how hilariously unbalanced the items are🤣 getting the 5 turn roulette where every space has an orb on it is so fun

shoutouts to Colin for editing these videos every day

You don’t know how happy I am to hear you’re finally playing Tetris Attack, Jo. I love that game so much. Bumpty is an awesome guy and so are the other characters. Lakitu and Blargg are my guys. I recommend that game highly. It’s like the better version of Puyo Puyo bc there is so much more control on playing the game. You can freely move around and make bombs which feels way nicer to play. It is fairly easy enough to learn and has a high skill ceiling. Once you start learning about chaining, that changes up the game even more. The blocks are also very nice & bright colors for you, the game has a great soundtrack, nice sfx and Yoshi’s Island characters which is just more to love. I’m so nostalgic for the game. I grew up playing it with my family but I still play it. It’s very therapeutic to play. The way Jacob talks about Tetris is exactly how I feel about Tetris Attack. The colors are nice, matching the blocks and making bombs by clearing the lines just feels good. It’s such a nice niche game that you can be cracked at. You guys should definitely play it sometime bc I would love to see Jo being cracked at it. You could also bring Ellie’s brother to play against since you guys mentioned he is VERY good at it

Toad was a big fan of Naughty Bear for the xbox 360 and ps3, if you play it, you too could obtain his power.

Surprised at how easily jo repressed this board from his memory

As far as pitches go for the Yo intro, Jacob had a nice Eb, then slides and joins Jo on the pitch of D. Yup, welcome to music theory.

This has been my favorite alpharad (extra) era so far, having a video every day is what I ever wanted from this guys, especially with 2022's drought of content

Out of all descriptors I ever thought I'd have for Kaido? "Gender ally" is the most unexpected

i liked the lore behind ''a little bit of trolling'' episode 127 of alpharad plus deluxe gold season 3

5:59 god damn it, I just finished whole cake too. I never know when a spoiler for the plot is coming

Hey Collin, I can feel your heart beating Good work on all the vids!

The koopa kid 69 coin duel is the classic

Your doing great Colin! Don't forget the leaf transitions.👍

Happy 702k everyone wow i can't believe we made it it feels like just yesterday we were at the previous milestone of 697k!

They could easily have just detected the heat or smell of the food and kept the food bag instead of having to open it up to see if there was food. I also failed to see how it's remotely close to ethical to eat other people's food Jo.

thank you so much for clutching out videos for us every day colin. the goat fr 🙏

this is my favorite series, i love watching yall play mario party :D

15:10 “It’s my birthday, why do you all get presents?!” ‘…said Jesus’

Lil bro your edits for these videos are amazing, keep up the good work!

I was "Woah, that's crazy," with the 3DS depth slider. It was a cool gimmick but it made games harder to play half the time due to the angle I held it at

This is the greatest Mario video of All Time

what if Alex YIIK from YIIK: A Postmodern RPG was in a Mario Party game

This is the greatest 702k Special ever made!

Also good job dotcolin you legitimately carry this channel

Thank you lil bro for editing this aweosme video

Thank you colin for the editing

shoutout lil bro for keeping the channel alive this year

I can't wait for this channel to reach one million subscribers!

20k a year is literally what I made at Walmart as a sales floor associate. Teachers only making that much is bullshit.

this is a good reminder that they promised a 50 turn MP5 game at 1mil subs

Ordering bottles of water while at home is the most American thing ever

You know what could be even harder than mario party? A Tux and Fanny Playthrough!

Yeah I don't understand how doordash drivers screw up so much out of 300 deliveries I've missed one item and it was a bottled soda. I have yet to deliver to the wrong address, fail to deliver someone's food, or get less than a five-star rating.

Anyone remember when Koopa Kid dueled for 69 coins? One of the best channel moments for me

Shoutout to the littlest bro with the biggest heart

Yamato isn't "trans" in the western sense, but Okiku is. Oda's spoken on it, japanese translators have spoken on it, japanese readers have spoken on it, and even editors of the manga have spoken on it; Yamato wanting to be Oden and referred to as Oden, and therefore as he, is entirely different to Okiku's legitimate trans identity. Yamato even throws away the title of Oden at the end of Wano, instead choosing to follow her own path as her own person, herself, Yamato, no longer Oden and therefore, no longer he/him. She's called Kaido's son clearly due to the assumption that the powerful Kaido would have a son, and he calls her his son because he wants a son, an heir, and plus she tells him to!

I watched those 30 seconds of subway surfers at 23:45 again because i love lil bro's editing on it so much!

The endless mario party turn was the vid Jo was talking about. I just recently rewatched that one. Definitely some hostile energy in that one 😂

happy birthday dotcolin :D

My wife's a teacher, and the 10k subs joke hit hard. Ouch lol

I have been waitin' all YEAR for you guys to play some Custom Robo. Playing free-for-all in that game fuels rage in my group at levels close to Mario Party or Mario Kart; so many combinations feel like they should be banned, but when EVERYONE is using combos that should be banned, everyone has a great, angry time.

Seeing just the map made me have flashbacks to the Endless Mario party Turn back from the plus era

Thanks for not letting the channel die Little Bro

32:10 toad somehow plays worse than jo at helltaker

Yo shoutout dotColin I named my persona 5 mc dotcolin because of this video

congrats on 1,404,000 half subs Alpharad Gold !

Can’t believe we’re 266 half days in!

colin, nice editing man!

Video 703 of asking for Super Paper Mario. Dude, I’m so wake-up-when-the-sun-is-out-pilled, it’s unreal

Wow great video Alph!

this is my favorite mario party nice play alpha

In the spirit of a mario episode where y'all don't play and just podcast... If there's another mario party you don't feel like playing, you could make it a jo twitch chat vs. alpharad twitch chat vs. dotColin twitch chat vs. alpharad gold youtube chat... but you don't tell anyone what's going on. Make the stream title like "...", don't clarify anywhere that it's a twitch plays, no camera or mic for the stream, just extremely confused chatters eventually figuring out they're playing a game. IDK, probably an extremely bad idea, but it would be a pretty funny troll.

Can't wait for next months Mario Party podcast!

I wish we had 1 mil already, so we would get the 50 turn CPU thing they've said they'll do like 2 years back. Also play Wobbledogs and Tux And Fanny.

This is my safe haven against TOTK spoilers

Bro when did koopa kid get added to Mario party thought that dude died like 86 years ago

21:04 hey lil bro :3 you do de gud stuff. keep doing the gud stuff. i believe in you.

good job lil bro

thank you dotcolin

holy shit i didn’t know that it was coming in july and it was being worked on by warner bros thank you

Great job editing big bro! (he is older then me)

Day 1 of asking Jacob and Jo to play Under Night In-Birth [CL-R] “Last night at the dawn. A young man shows up. Hell fire burns down the surroundings. The ice coffin quietly lies. So the time comes. Ring the bell of the dawn. The dark night will soon be over…” There won’t be a day 2 and yes that is the actual title of the game

Gratz on 7 million ⅒ subs!

I had the 3DS feature on all the time. Some people reported eye problems or motion sickness, but it never bothered me.

lil bro is clutch. thanks lil bro

Your doing great lilbro; keep it up and stay great!!!

anyone remember creating the perfect mario party turn

I love you dotcolin your awesome

As a none american, I don't understand the sheer fury you felt when seeing ice in orange juice

Thank you little bro!!

👍 thank you for providing us daily content lil bro

Shout out to colin for making the title and thumbnail for the battleblock theater video

Wow we already got 1 million subs? Congrats! 🎉

I was podcast watching this in the background and genuinely didn't realize this was an all bots game until 56:19

6:24 oh what could that one episode be? “Rubber-hose style” OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGH

Dear dotColin, 👍 Sincerely, Alpharad Gold Viewers

I absolutely love Mario Party 5

shoutout to lil bro for making the magic happen

Will always root for Koopa kid since that one time he dueled for 69 coins

Thank you for not premiering this ep lol

If you ask me, there really isn't such a thing as 1 1/2 strips of bacon. It's just two strips of bacon, but one is shorter than the other.