Apple Picking Ad - SNL 

Awhile ago, I was at a fair. It was late in the afternoon. Went into the petting zoo. The animals were exhausted so I didn't bother them. But the kids were running around and disturbing them.

@@elsonlam what the fuck

@@le4che963 The video brought up petting zoos. I shared my experience at a petting zoo. The one I went to, the animals were tired from having to deal with human all days. They tried to rest but couldn't because there were still people coming in.

That really got me.

Shane Green and yours is?

Criticism exists

Shane Green I hope you know you are adopted and unloved

Ps don’t like your own comments

@Shane Green I needed this comment.

thetylife Very true!!

thetylife true *but I’m gonna deny it’s true because i don’t talk to anyone below A teir*

Price must vary depending on where you go, the place I go you pay $10 for a basket which is normally around 30-40 apples.

At the orchards I've been through, the apples are amazing. They so different from the red/green styrofoam balls you can buy in bulk at the grocery store that I hardly think of them as apples.

Every apple farm business trend in upstate New York.

clevelandcbi where Cecily broke, in that famous sketch?😂

Wtf was cecily?

That wasn't Cecily. That was Woody Harrelson.

@@quincypeabody8469 Thanks. Did not know that

And SNL broke. RIP

There is a sketch with Aidy and Kate and they break because of the raw meat they were using for the sketch

Maybe it takes live donkeys to make Kate break.

@@grumpypandy8123 Yep - that one's great too!

I've seen Kate & Aidy break before. It's Cecily that never breaks

What?! She breaks in like every sketch 🤣

350th like and YES😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The hayride joke is too true...people go overboard with that shit. Been on some haunted hayrides myself.

I know, right? By the time Woody was advising anyone pulled off the hayride to "fight like hell" I was laughing so hard my stomach muscles were cramping. So many super talented actors losing their shit & breaking character in the same sketch was an unexpected bonus.

I was chased by a teenage boy with a real working chain saw on a haunted trail, they are so not kidding. And before anyone asks. Yes. Florida.

I went to a haunted hayride the other weekend and this line kept going through my head the entire time. At one point on the hayride we smelled weed smoke something fierce. I think the teen boys stand out in the corn stalks and smoke joints in between hayrides.

Not funny the 1st time u said it. Shut up

Paul also she has broken NUMEROUS times. Like... I’m mad you even made a deal out of it to begin with

Blah Guy yo did you get that notification this dude Paul said “suck my balls, bruh” ?

Aidy's face at 1:45 just before they cut away after the donkey wail that came in too early is amazing

That donkey was one of her satisfied customers.

I did too!

😭😭😭 .

410th like

@@princessazulaofthefirenati5870 438th

Because her appearance doesn't match her actual age.

The first time I went apple picking, someone stepped in a hole and broke their foot so we ended up in the ER. So that's pretty accurate.

lotta bees

But he said "gopher hole" We don't have gophers in Upstate NY. We have woodchucks, but it's not surprising that city-dwellers don't know the difference. They think eggs are a dairy product

I enjoy first aid more than I should, so I'd probably have a ton of fun ...

Andrew Velonis - Yeah, I’m sure the first thought someone has after breaking their foot stepping in a hole is “I wonder what species of animal is responsible?” But congrats on knowing the difference between various burrowing rodents.

In florida, it's the same with strawberries

I have. And it indeed was far.

@@annagitana1 Same. I also remember it as far.

I like when the writers use language in a nonstandard way that everyone understands I love linguistics and have brain disorders so i have to say things like "date tent" when i can't remember the regular word, so that kind of thing makes me laugh

Wait, this is a real thing? You pay money to go pick apples at a farm?

Ikr why is nobody talking about that line?? 😭

I know right? That was my absolute favorite part of the whole sketch! 😂🤣

Mine too! It also made my blood run cold in fear, but I lol'd anyway!

Nooo... that's the part I cant stop laughing about🤣🤣🤣

310th like

Mob mentality lmao

this is sooo true of apple picking. lots of bees and yellow jackets.

It’s a fun day out generally but yes, almost wickerman levels of bees!

Natalie Watt but was it cute?

"almost wickerman levels of bees" - well played.

Ella How is that funny? Have you ever heard a real joke before?

that made me snort because I drove an hour just to go apple picking and most of the apples were rotting on the ground lmao

We owe you a debt of gratitude for quoting from the script.

@@andrewvelonis5940 Are you new to RU-vid? Get over yourself!

Why yes, I have seen the video as well.

Andrew Velonis - And we owe you a debt of gratitude for skimming through the comments so you can point this out every time somebody does it.

He's vegan irl too 😂😂😢

Yes, your quotation of the script is accurate. Why do you think that qualifies as a comment?

@@andrewvelonis5940 but look at all the thumbs up! So there! Take that! Ha!

Yea, Andrew!! Suck it! And then have a good rest of your day, sir. :)

Andrew Velonis - Here you are again! This is both sad and intriguing.

@@artistfloor9 Somebody, get this Andrew guy a puppy and a vanilla Frosty, stat!

Right? I live near one of these places in California, Oak Glen. They try real hard to be cutesy and old-fashioned, but it's ridiculously expensive to do anything there.

pug: I picked apples in Massachusets but would not have paid that much to do it. somebody else paid. It's a clever strategy though, charging people to do what you would normally have to pay them to do.

bdrmongoose78 - I assume this means we won’t be seeing you comment on anymore of their videos?

There are plenty of farms that don't charge you anything other than the fruits you pick up. You may have to drive a little further away though.

I think that price makes no sense and you have add the price of going there and coming back. lol

lmao that’s just my hometown

This is NO lie...I'm from Va.. Had to move to up state NY and I see tons of Confederate Flag up here than down in a Confederate State..lol.

Truth

Seriously I don't understand this. Also some areas have civil war reanactments can someone explain this to me? Where was the civil war in NY state?

Lois Rabies you're a complete idiot.. lost with common sense..

Because it's a single line, and far easier than maintaining a mood or tension.

Don't forget "mob mentality". Way funnier if you've seen Das Experiment.

"They're good boys, but..." is already maximum horror

Because you know it's true.

It's terrifying lol

Donkeys are well known for their sense of comedic timing.

@@mloftin6472 Yeah. Someone has never seen Shrek apparently.

I love Aidy's face right before it cuts away, like it was DEFINITELY not supposed to happen then

That was so fuckin good

@@SimonKanner-si3it Eeyore is a super depressed donkey. A plan is referring to a suicide plan. yeah it is really dark and yeah I just explained a joke, but it was really funny to me.

I had to stop the video cause I was laughing so hard

@@joanwaters6410 Damn, I never knew that it was that dark.

Stop

Davis Mears fuck you

Good. Good bye.

Actually when ya think about the news reports of insect depopulation, that's kind of comforting!

Hail* 😹

Kaia Free might've been the last sketch

@@chewcodes I've seen them do that throughout. It's a cool touch, I agree.

You must be new

They used to do this more often...especially in the early days.

Kaia Free They’re a bit too... self-aware and internet culture-influenced for my liking tbh.

B.S.

Lol like Maine Justice.

@Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure Nah, they're just ignorant bigots. Ignorant bigots can be found every place on earth. Heck, there's even folks in Canada who fly Confederate flags for some stupid reason.

@Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure That flag is regularly used to signal white supremacy...which is not exclusive to the South....it exists all over the US. Hell, that Iowa Representative (Steve King) had a confederate flag on his desk and still got re-elected, soooo. Oh, and I'm Southern and have never owned one, so don't lump us all together either.

They're traitors to the north

110th like

Your comment aged very, VERY badly lol. The Trumpers would go crazy over this comment! 😂

@@Amanda-Renee I mean y'all cry when someone misgenders u

@@dimokonov8694 found the snowflake

@@vmc805 its u yes

Prolly left a few VapePens Floating around.

😂😂😂

drmojo99 ~ I was wondering why everyone was breaking character 😂

Did that really happen?? I was wondering why everyone was so giggly!!

Nah...unless something has changed... _After 30 Years, Woody Harrelson Quits Weed for Scientific Reasons_ www.inverse.com/article/29326-woody-harrelson-quit-marijuana-weed-science

i legit thought they were lesbians running the orchard together at first 😆

Deez nuts? Old lady boobs!

I don't get it?

@@veronicaachebe2632 I accepted the challenge of using the "apples" sentence in another context; just using "apples" as a euphemism for the above nonsense. I read my own comment after two months, and was also like, "uhm, what??" 😂 Or in case it was the original joke you didn't get; apple orchards have so much fruit lying on the ground it's crazy.

@@pisceanqueen1 ok thank you!

woody's such an underrated host, he makes it seem effortless

They were getting a contact high from Woody.

They need to do that more often, since most of this stuff is crap to begin with.

sha11235 - And yet you spend time watching it just so you can insult it in the comments.

Cecily cracking up off camera had poor Aidy dying on camera.

@@artistfloor9 Well, you have to watch it in order to comment on the stupid thing. That's only fair, right?

Good catch

It sounds like a T Rex

Wrong she was cracking before that.

Right? It really does.

“The part of New York State that has Confederate Flags” - hey!! They mentioned us!!

someone asks where in NY I’m from. This is always my answer. They know exactly where I’m talking about.

Uh...That would be "hayride."

It's true, many "actors" in haunted attractions take things too far.

Ken Burton way to piss me off this morning

@@mikebevacqua1517 Happy to oblige. This one's on the house.

best part of the sketch for sure.

We owe you a debt of gratitude for quoting from the script.

Andrew Velonis - And here you are again! Is this your hobby?

@@artistfloor9 geez, ignore him. He's here for attention.

Daniel M not as much sexual undertone, though

@@Greendragon434 No, but it had more...ass. (Get it? Get it?)

Shut up

Blah Guy why

Go big or go home.

My mom never let me go to the ones run by teenagers when I was growing up because she said girls got raped at them 😳 don't know if it's true or not but that's what she would tell me

Grace Haven Well, that’s REALLY fucked up. I swear, those who do that have special places waiting for them

Ikr... I feel like I know these people.

It’s accurate for farm country in Northern Cali as well.

Do farmers really try to tell you that strawberries are picked in October? Ha ha.

@@chrystals.4376 accurate for parts of about 40 states, and that is one of the things i like about our country.

M Loftin It was misery for me when I lived there when I was a kid

Well the plbeauty of the north is its in specific parts instead of you know everywhere

@Tim Mill Get a grip chuckles. Only one making claims like that seems to be you. Now run along since you got it outta your system, we can all hear Mommy calling you from the top of the basement stairs.

@Tim Mill Oh bless your heart! It has nothing to do with being "woke" chuckles, however desperately you need it to be. It's just a plain scientific fact. If you run around displaying the battle flag of the Army of Northern Va for any reason other than to decorate the grave(s) of your kin who actually fought in it then you're a bubble headed moron not smart enough to research the actual Confederate flag. And yes, "Confedrate flag" decals/tshirts/bikinis/etc/etc are a blaring symbol of idiocy worldwide.

Gosh, can't believe we all care so much about a flag for a failed government. They didn't die in the end so I guess their flag would be... white in surrender? And since the north didn't exterminate half the population, maaaaaybe take a hint from your ancestors and let live.

Saint Scanderbeg - Ah yes, you certainly sound like quite an alpha male yourself. Strong and tough. We’re lucky you’re behind a computer screen because otherwise we’d be blinded by the sight of your rippling muscles and luxurious chest hair. Are you gonna make a joke about soybeans next? You pathetic fucking dweeb lol.

Rob _ I’m in Southern California and I literally just went to a place like this and got apple cider donuts lol

Except Florida. We just have oranges and grapefruit.

Yes we have them in Maryland lol

We definitely have these in Indiana. The cider donuts ARE good, though.

Rob. Pretty Much NYC and it's suburban areas i.e The Northern suburbs of Westchester and Rockland Counties and the eastern counties on Long Island are supposedly free from Confederate flags which is of course not true. However much of Upstate NY is almost similar to the Midwest i.e Indiana, etc. There are exceptions though such as Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse and Albany though. Thus why there a political divide in NYS Government between the Democratic Machine of NYC and more "moderate Republicans" in places such as I assume the Hudson River Valley. Hope this gives brief explanation of NYS Demographics.

blew4200 mob mentality

I never thought SNL would make of ANTIFA

Yes, your quotation of the script is accurate. Why do you think that qualifies as a comment?

@@andrewvelonis5940 because fuckin murica

@@bobbierobinson6269 Ironic since the anger over masks have been almost exclusively from anti-maskers. But please continue white woman who thinks she can lump all the people she doesn't like together with one term. Go sprinkle some raisins over something unnecessarily.

it was the donkey unexpectedly "braying" off-stage @1:41 that threw them off I think - that wasn't supposed to happen, you can see Aidy Briant start to gasp as that happens, then the camera cuts away

Ben Rifkin yup. It’s true. I live there. 🙄😆

I escaped haha

@@janelabombard2219 Wow. I'm Canadian. I thought NY was all pretty civilized.

New Yorkers are civilized and there are still some people who are just ignorant. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it think, you can lead an idiot to facts but you can’t make them think.

@@Trig242 same

I lost it at that!

What about Kate?

28

All entirely true 😂😂😂😂

Its 28

Tina and Amy (and Maya) were the best.

He's 74 years old. He's seen everything. And I don't believe his plan was that his cast would try to get laughs by breaking character constantly (ala Carol Burnett). But that's apparently what makes kids laugh these days.

@@aaroncoal28 If you like, I can set you up with a good doctor that can help you with that stick. Just think how nice it'll be to sit down again.

Aaron Stigall - Seeing people laugh makes other people laugh? Who’d have thought? Clearly this is some stupid new trend and not part of human nature or anything. Thanks for shedding light on this phenomenon. From this day forward, if someone breaks character in a comedy sketch, I will sit here stone-faced and call anyone who laughs an ignoramus. P.S. Carol Burnett is a legend, and her show was successful for a reason .

Just remember, it required a DONKEY to make it happen.

I guess she broke character because the donkey hee-hawed right after she said "..just listen to our satisfied customer!" 😂

same!! it’s too funny

yeah Woody with perfect delivery

They really are perfect together

SNL regularly has Aidy & Kate advertising their "business". This was a particularly funny sketch, however.

It really improves the show. I love the realness of that. It's like MadTV back in those days. More loose.

The Jimmy Fallon Award for Cracking Up During An SNL Sketch should have been a recurring sketch on SNL, specifically whenever Jimmy Fallon hosts.