April 1st Episode - The Retro-Proto-Turbo-Encabulator 

It's quiet embarrassing really

With the increased wear I now can't even get it into second phase, let alone THIRD phase detraction! The girdle springs are COMPLETELY shot, requiring a COMPLETE rebuild of the rear cauterization encasing! My tonal flange wrench didn't have the right socket arm configuration to get past the lunar wane shaft without disturbing the position of the spurving bearings. Didn't think it would be a big deal. Then I find out they're IMPOSSIBLE to get back in place without a COMPLETE $69,000,000 harmonic laser synchronization assembly!! Never been so wrong in my life! Might as well buy a whole new unit! I turned it on without positioning them first, and my panametric fan came off the shaft and tore through the entire encasing, and the whole unit started side-fumbling uncontrollably! I'm lucky I came away with all my limbs still intact! Don't make the same mistake! Spend the $300,000 to get the right socket arm configuration. Now my RPTE is just a giant paperweight in my shop!

ok Tanner Christensen pardon my french but something in your description sounds REALLY FISHY. if the spurving bearings are not stable that can only mean that you didn't have the harmonic flux oscillator in correct alignment with the aphasic reactance modulation linkage. but YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT, there's no way you could not know that. then you go on to say that the panametric fan came off the shaft. Are you gettin my drift? don't bother telling me that the linkage had inferior torsional rebound, i've been there and done that. so what the hell is up? for those of you not familiar with trans-molecular bi-phase flux dynamics, what i'm tryin to say is i don't think that this guy actually did a QUASI-SPECTRAL REFRACTION ASSAY to begin with, and i think everybody knows what that means. can you say "hidden agenda"?

The secret is to use a 3/8ths Scripley to adjust the Marzel Vains into nodal compliance. This normally needs a left-handed Mobius Wrench with a flange socket, but trust me it can be done.

Dread Cassowary - it must be noted that nearly all mobius wrenches offered on Craigslistl - especially those noted as "like new" and provided with a free inspirational paperweight - are of the right-handed variety. Caveat emptor, people!

+Stephen Morris like honestly, whatever he says sounds true

I thought it was "ding alarm"

2nd time I've heard dingle arm as technical terminology. Very scientific haha

I'm 60 now, I've been waiting for this to hit the market for a long time. Maybe it's better to wait so they can get the bugs out. I've been saving up to buy one.

Every engineer should know this is old technology. It’s proven and works great and quite brilliant in its simplicity and reign but these videos make it sound like this just came out. The Rockwell Retro Encabulator has been around since before I got into engineering school.

It really is a serious issue. I've had four units pack in due to the dreaded side-fumble. It seems like nothing, but these machines run at such high flux transfer rates that it can actually damage the delta coil. Think of it like a poorly aligned gramshaft on your typical naturally-aspirated encabulator. Leave it alone and it'll be fine, but if it works for any proper length of time out of balance, it'll never be able to achieve resonance again. If left unchecked long enough and you *do* damage the delta coil, it often blows the tremmy pipes. New pipes are pretty cheap, but you need to disassemble the entire transverse end of the stator to replace them. Hours of work for a qualified serviceperson, and they can be pretty hard to come by!

Definitely! But still little known about magneto-reluctance

@@dprezzz1561 Maybe the monopole research will lead to solution...

@Alexander Janninck Whooosh

@Alexander Janninck No! It's a wonderful machine to change diapers on!

@@vokay It’sh poshible…..

I thought this was going on sale in Manhattan department stores

Is this good?

Kids these days will never understand all the sinosoidal depleneration we had to put up with.

Hate to beak it to ya, but the new Hyper Encabulator is out and better than ever.. I'm not allowed to link it, but it's the first result on RU-vid.

I reckon he just spoke at random and they made the graphics fit what he said afterwards!

stevieinselby no, it’s a slightly modified version of a well known script from the 60s and 70s and there’s other videos that use the same words so he actually had to remember all these fake terms! Some of them were invented in the 40s which shows how timeless the gag is!

@@stevieinselby No this is a gag that's existed long before they made it. As you can see this video was posted back in 2008. Though the origins of the meme are from 1944. There is a whole Wiki page on it under "turboencabulator". This video here is the one most people point to as it comes off as the most serious and almost believable how it is delivered. Plus he does reference real businesses. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-RXJKdh1KZ0w.html

@@Skylancer727 This one is also quite good, delivered by the original author of the parody: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ac7G7xOG2Ag.html

@@TimothyChenAllen that seems to be the first person to bring it to screen, but the script itself originates in the UK in the 40s (first printed in 1944) written by British graduate student John Hellins Quick.

+chronozon937 That in turn can lead to non-inductive wound inverse conductance of the inter-electrode diffusion integrator in the aft end of the amoxyamulator. The resulting osmolarity of the phase detractors can only be diffused by introductive sigmoid rumbling below the belt line, to reduce the so-called "burping noise". The simple TE10 test in the turboencabulator diagnostic procedure and song book will see you straight.

David Palmer Of course! Then if you attach the end-nodes to the phase detractors and seal the whole system shut with some dimorphic conductance epoxy you could completely negate the sigmoid rumbling, eliminating the need for the TE10 diagnostic.

+chronozon937 UGH. I keep seeing this all over the place. You can't do anything to negate the sigmoid rumbling without taking into account frimoidal flux! The particulate stator-springs cause a frontal/rotor un-encabulation, which COMPLETELY negates any gains in sinusoidal deplenaration by causing a transverse diathetical evolute (P=2.5C * 6.7 / N). I suppose you COULD conceivably re-employ the anhydrous nangling pins to flip the magnetoreluctance, but that would take so much prefabulated amulite I can't imagine it would be worth it.

+David Atwell By applying bi-electron holography to the framboids, prior to the introduction of anhydrous nangling pins aft of the spurving bearings negates the need for excessive amulitic prefabulation. In recent tests parabolic vortex magnetite girdle springs attached to the 2nd slot of ambifacient lunar wane shaft showed that not only frontal un-encabulation of the grammeters be eliminated, also fluorescent square motion can be produced without reciprocated dingling the milford trunnions. Frambodial side fumbling in the logarthmic casing did however cause minor phase-detraction of the panametric fan. And yes before you ask I have leveraged anoxic sinusoidal stator capacitants as indicated by the song book (in the key of G#).

David Palmer Ah but did you take account for the achlyophage tempest that happens when you leverage the phase detractors like that? If not then you need to reverse the dingle arm AND the tremmy pipe to reset the machine.

He also messed up several words. It’s not that impressive tbh

​@@nic9172More impressive than anything you'll ever amount to you pessimistic myser.

More than you can imagine....*shudders in technical jargon*

Right? Exponential casing is SO much more durable, and it insulates against diractive invariance as well. Shame it's so much more expensive.

wrrr

​@@waltonsimons12you Continuous casing guys are wild. I'm over here chilling with my discrete case

@@highviewbarbell You're using discrete casing? Do you want side fumbling? Because that's how you get side fumbling!

@@waltonsimons12 stop living in the 1990s. Discrete cases fixed the side fumbling issue by decoupling each fluxinated bearing from the amulite wainshaft, but to be fair the widely publicized class action lawsuits did set us back initially

+Ian Trevor I didn't think that the new prefamulated amulite baseplate could support the weight of a reverse obloid capacitator module! At the very least, it would become topheavy and induce side-fumbling, no?

+Zadamanim I think the point is that the increased torque to the alternating maceration bearing allowed for a completely frictionless contact angle between the degenerate file and the purely isotropic file. Now, if you remember from your high school days, such a contact would require the use of an A-type semi-hyperbolic fermi lodal, rather than the C-type. What I'm interested in is how Dr. Trevor dismissed the effects of commutative pole reversal in the sheet dynamos in the third quadrant of the stator.

+Boof Commutative pole reversal was solved a couple years ago by employing a diathetical stator-flip in the third and fourth quadrants without engaging the sheet dynamos. I'm intrigued by the idea of increased torque from the maceration bearing, though...all I've been able to get is a sub-velociting tripsoid recursion in the stabilizing flange!

+Boof Well Boof, the fourth quadrant had enough plexal redigitation momentum to enable the sheet dynamos to create a completely new pole with the residual commuters, thereby untaxing the square nuts that would have voted for Eisenhower anyway.

I mean no disrespect, but it's like you didn't watch the video at all. You're conveniently forgetting that power is being generated, in part, by capacitive *duractance* rather than typical fluxes. The obloid module is going to work fine at first, but as soon as the maceration bearings start to become magneto-annodized, you're going to run into serious hyperbolic phase issues. I'd recommend reading "Reciprocation Arms Employed in the Superficial Deplenoration of Panendermic Boloids" by Freeman and Miyazaki.

Darren Bradshaw such a shame- if only Mr.Rockwell was to see how his research has surpassed transmissions...

You sir, are a god.

Something simmilar was mentioned in the Wassollebendasbuchoderihrnamenbedeuten from Martin Herrbadenzug volume 2

oh man, "altogonomy" is a fantastic addition to this product's lexicon.

You are focusing on altogonomy pipes when he clearly stated trammel pipes were used. You must use the auto-trammel style due to the hypernash flash smasher, also known as Nash-n-smash. It simply cannot function the same as a non-transmogrofied Laplace style Wayne shaft, unless of course, it's moderated with blinker fluid. We have all seen examples of this in traditional encabulators. The good old days of wide open treezle snips and over torqued marzle vanes with original pedantoid trailing edges. Sometimes I wish I could go back, but then I realize I'd never get along without a Dunning-Kraymented alternating slip stream. Jus sayin.

+Will Clow Maybe because he has watched the original for 1000 times, since it's 20 years old. Do a youtube search for Retroincabulator

The original is close to 40 years old now! Still just as funny as the day it was made!

@@isaaccarter5025 The original original was actually made over 75 years ago (although this was in written form). But yeah I really don't like this version at all, stitching together multiple cuts doesn't take nearly as much skill. What made the older videos so good is that it was done in one single continuous take without breaking character.

getting on around 50 years since the original video in the 70s :D

I think they also use fleeb juice on the dingle arm.

@@trigsim Youre close- as it happens, fleeb juice is a proprietary formula, and the license couldn't be purchased. The dingle arm was instead lubricated with a copolymer extracted from simulated gronion sub-colonies incubated in a vat of pure Fleesian ecto-brine

plumbus manufacture was 100% copied from the original version of these ;p

A quick-and-dirty fix to the gain stability problem would be to perform an inverse lagrangian on the surreal part of the impedulance field of an arbitrary volumetric element of the panendermic semi-bovoid stator, as a function of position

@@charlesmartin1972 I'd ask if you were insane to suggest an inverse Lagrangian on the surreal part, but you did preface it by saying it'd be quick and dirty, so I can't be mad. However, I've found that using a squared Eulerian is faster, despite giving unresolved infinitesimals in the ninth root of the momentum operator. I have yet to apply it to the stator, but so far experiments with the synvalvial comfamulator (without disjoint frumps of course, I'm not a madman) have given satisfactory results.

Are we talking reticulated parametric flams or concentric?

I prefer the Fluxus capaciter for higher viscous results. The electrotransmagnetic reduction tables really provide protection against dipole transluminestent fungi corrosion without compromising the integrity and structure of the mammogram readers. Your dimodial parametric flam gets gummed up every time the reciprocating Flux replacements reach an altitude above the dielectric plane. No one wants to talk about that. Classic propaganda from the flam lovers. The new junk is the same as it was they just made it more expensive. Every time It gets above the dielectric plane youll experiencing clunk. If you can't build the high viscous fluxis yourself then you can suffice by spraying wd40 in the Homer modules. I used to put a little highmileage oil in the rotation box and switch out the buffer strip cones with gorilla tape. It isn't pretty but it will cut your magneto resistance parameters under the fibbonachi sequence numbers every time. Yes that's at the cost of risking a transmittal fusion reaction but ya gotta do what you gotta do.

9 years later, and it's still not on the consumer market anywhere. This appears to be as difficult to manufacture as a working fusion reactor... while its technological underpinnings have been so much simpler than fusion. Why?

@@Enyavar1 Obviously the hydropneumatic coils on the orbospecs can't be wound tight enough. We've known about this issue for some time.

while you’re there, can you grab me some fluid for my level? It’s running low…..

Oh RU-vid and your logarithmic contrabulative endofunctions*

this all checks out.

It's actually pretty crazy how accurate it is. The only times it seems to get it wrong are when he's using totally made-up words.

Probably because not much of this is new language, most of the words he's using are over 70 years old, even if they are made up.

AH YES...the venerable Schlangg corporation. Creators of the Famulator, the Micro Turbo Boosting Depressuring Macoidance node, and the can opener. No better organization for Binovial Flux reluctance modulatransductionation research. Brilliant.

Just one year later, and I think the lawsuits, and regrettable loss of life, have proven that perhaps we aren't completely free from the tryanny of semipermeable induction in electrostatis tube housing.

Which in turn goes back to a 1944 paper by John Hellins Quick.

its shitty and unimpressive when you can't pull it off in one go. he may be reading each segment between cuts. defeats the whole point.

They sell exothermic prokaryotic response modules at best buy. Also, genetically engineered rocket?

Dude, keep to the topic at the hand. Next thing we know, we'll have dingbats asking where to find mono-carmonide flushbases for self-leveling tryptoshafts. And then, anarchy.

@@Radicoly Nah man, those are horrible. I personally source mine from the sealed opto-oxidation modules of broken thermal semi-automatic sawtooth generator. You find those everywhere. Cheers!

It is an assembly that contains the anhydrous dipolorized dingle-sprocket to invert the sinusoidal wave thus reducing depleneration.

This skit was written before Reversing Polarity (or Star Trek at all!!!) existed.

+E “Anonymous Nerdfighter” Hernandez Happened to me twice. Don't bother reversing the polarity, I know the manual says it'll work but there's so much inter-electrode diffusion that the gains are usually minimal. Try re-modializing the magnetoreluctant tremmypipe, which can be done pretty simply with a triphasic side-sigmoid osmolation belt. If that doesn't work, unengage the annular grillage coefficient compensator and reprime the particulate end-node monitor. Either way, you should be able to reclose the dimorphic conductance seal and bring the capacitive duractance back up to nominal without a problem. Good luck!

***** Thanks! I'll try that in the morning. If none of that works I'll try sending a complaint to the website and they'll either send me a new model or send someone over to do some repairs.

@@DavidAtwell heard your mom all over that magnetoreluctant tremmypipe

It's a reference to a very old skit done that became a hit with engineering students. Essentially, it's just nonsense. It's spoken in a way that's techy enough to make most non-engineering students think it's real, but of course to anyone who works or studies the field they know it's just nonsense. Check out "Turbo Encabulator", you can find the original clip here on youtube

Lol just youtube search turbo encabulator. This is a very old joke

RomLoneWolf23 , Umm, have you ever written an essay in school? I know I have spouted alot more information without informing people than him.

you obviously never went to uni.

you obviously never watched the news

Thankfully in a few years our robot overlords will make all of our bad decisions and willful ignorance a thing of the past.

Watched your link. That video was not done in one shot

Adam Redmond I heard the whole thing is spoken out as a single rehearsed piece. But yes there are cuts, but it's been done much better. Here we have visible jumps in image and speech pacing being cut too quickly. This guy can't even make it passed the word 'excellence' at 00:14 :D :P .

David Hoskins My theory is that that was on purpose, to keep it in the same style as a regular SciShow episode.

David Hoskins Probly just couldnt stop laughing at himself

Why would you even worry about that?! They've effectively prevented side-fumbling!

That's literally the joke.

Science videos on youtube are typically pretty accessible, so no.

+Mr.chang cooler the whole jargon is like 50 years old. not to detract from hank, i just think its amazing how this thing is so old.

+kenrick encinas Actually, more than 70 years old! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator

The original was one take, I think. They didn't cut like it's done on YT today.