architecture. 

After this? Not anymore he`s not, lmao.

This is probably going to be the best youtube ad they they had in years...

not for long haha. what a legend !

idk about you but this ad makes me want to get some VPN

no his sponso is sword vepeen

I’ve done the math and it checks out

@@charlieapples9373 "Remember to _show your work!"_

It just works.

@@charlieapples9373 Yes but, have you done *all* of the maths? Have you looked into radiocarbon dating?

@@DeadKraken Psh... who would want to go out on a date with a radiocarbon?? That sounds awful.

Also the window washers nightmare

@@royalblanket Imagine your first day as a window washer for one of Gehry's fever dreams. I would just quit. Fuck that.

Yeah. That’s why I hate these type of architects, they are just art knowers. Engineers have to do 99% of the work to ensure these “architects” their dumb molten plastic designs are stable and safe.

@@Misanthropolis is pouty y😮 😮🎉y😮y🎉 yyty😢tyyytttxyy. A

@@hodb3906 These Architects you hate are in fact creating a whole lotta jobs with their stupid looking buildings. I am not saying they are worth their money - All I am saying is they create jobs.

he would tbf

You mean you don't have one like that?

It's just a photoshop preset dw

Swaghetti and meat balls killed me 😹

he does . all the pictures in his family album include 5g tower

Nothing has happened on the internet the past year apparently EDIT: it was a joke you plums

SuperQuail Area 51 Raid?

SuperQuail Tanacon???

A LastPass sponsorship could've saved him xD

@@TheSuperQuail More Fallout76 crap? C'mon, it is the gift that keeps on giving.

That is a lot of thyme

I tried to skip it but it was too fast for me to reach the buffer bar in time!

John Ward's ads are pretty great.

That shit was like hitting light speed

Internet comment etiquette's ads are still the best I've ever seen 😂

Underrated comment

Defined underrated

I read this in the historian voice lol Building BUILDING What iIIIIISSSSs a BUILDING

His buildings are ugly as hell😂. Modern Architecture is ugly and some are not but aren't as beautiful as colonial and ancient ones

@@sneeu27his ugly buildings are not modern architecture.

you got heart pog

I don't even think architects like modern architecture, they are probably self loathing

A lot of architects don't like it either, lol.

As someone who loves and studies architecture yeah modern sucks

Reject modernity Embrace tradition

Why do I hear lizards playing at dooms gate

Is doomguy Nordvpn man?

"Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?"-VEGA

Last time I saw a comment this good was when the shadows first lengthened

*Australia - Eternal*

Given the history of Tuscan cities, he probably started a war right there.

Yeah I've just noticed that too

The cities are quite close, i live in florence, we hate pisans

@@Giogro just, chill out then, no need to hate.

@@GamerGamer-ok6wu it's more of a meme

Still Modern architecture is fucking garbage

Sure, it works out for the pyramids, but you don't want to know what the "all white" greek statues actually looked like when they had paint over.

@@ekki1993 oh yeah, and the Eiffel Tower was red and the Statue of the liberty was brown(bronze actually) but he turned green

Why did they take it all of the went through all that effort to put them up there

@Epoxygleu no they weren’t that’s a different age

Swaghetti and memeballs was inspired X'D

"No but"

@@ravensflockmate genius

I think they kinda ride the middle. Like "maybe or"

the best architects are the ones unbound by economics

as someone who lives i nevada this is all true

Las Vegas is actually a minecraft creative plot server

And then there's summerlin, all built by literally the same company. (the Howard Hughes company)

We architects know that as the "Robert Venturi's rant"

At least they give you freedom to make your own ad

Yeah I always contemplate getting it when I see his ads for it

Have you seen internet comment ettiquette's ads. They're quite somthing.

At this point we all know what it does. Isn't the point just product placement

@Sam pellergrino No, he is still doing them.

Love the femboy in your pfp

i’m disliking this

With the exception that Australia probably already has a colony of giant roach men without needing terraforming.

They should use the nuke method

The idea that colonizing a barren shithole planet where our only option of travel is a one way trip is the dumbest shit in the world.

And that they could fit over 10,000 people in it

Ah, a Sam o’nella fan I see. I like for you. Actually it’s at 69 likes. It’s good.

And they had 4 vending machine per person

Here's another fun fact about the Colosseum: They used to close it up and flood it so they could have small ship battles.

Pffff, that old thing, imagine the ship battles we could have in a flooded Met Stadium!

*speedrun* _/'spiːdrʌn/_ verb _gerund or present participle:_ *speedrunning* complete (a video game, or level of a game) as high on methamphetamine as possible. _"I used to be able to speedrun this game after snorting no less than 20 grams"_

Yeah when I heard the SummoningSalt theme I got really really excited

Slayer Kid Clash I actually fucking died when I heard the summoning salt theme

I don’t think I’m gonna get over that summoningsalt reference

MY FRIENDS IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

Just bring Goku and let him use Kamehameha to create a free flow canal. You can pay him in food later.

They could probably file some FOIA requests from the US government and get those Operation Plowshare plans. That way we get 20-foot lizards and five-headed kangaroos along the canal. If they round up all the rabbits, they might have a chance of obliterating them. While it would create the world's largest nuclear exclusion zone, imagine the money that would come from tourists in a million years when it's safe again. Hell, I'd be down see dingos with hundreds of feet and maybe get an up and close look of a Killer Rabbit with whatever strange mutations humans will have evolved by then. It would basically pay for itself.

I wonder why all the new soil tastes salty and cant be used to grow shit, seaking of wich, the lake also tastes mighty salty, wonder why?

I’m happy for my taxes to go towards fixing Australia, I wanna visit the middle without needing to hide underground

I mean, considering the incoming recession, building up a few trillion in nationsl debt now to grant construction jobs, not a bad plan. Another big issue though, is rising fuel costs, and the monumental ammount of diesel this will take.

bah

close enough

jeez so many inaccuracies

@@danielolivier-cividino580 What does that have to do with Florence Italy?

This video is the embodiment of locker room talk, I bet he's not proud of it.

They have no footsteps, they don't move man, remember?

Average Demographic ‘n’ lol

"I love structure.. but sometimes I think I only crave the family structure"

bro they dont walk

If they ain’t walking then I ain’t walking

There actually used to be a massive sea inside of Europe and Asia. It housed several species of very small baleen whales that tragically and likely painfully went extinct as it dried up and became increasingly poisonous

I would check to sea how deep the basin is the water would flood into. Over that large an area you'd be risking making a giant salt pan (too hot for marsh too shallow for lake). It could end up being even more uninhabitable than it is now.

There's also the question as to whether or not the land in that area would even be able to be arable even IF there was more rain. Additionally, just because both ends would connect to the ocean, that doesn't mean that the water would flow in from one end and out the other. You'd have to figure out some way to keep the water flowing to cycle through. Otherwise what might happen is that both ends would have the ocean flowing in towards a larger central lake/inner sea where the water evaporates and causes the salt to build up. You might be able to fix that by some sort of system of pumps, but that wouldn't be sustainable at all. You'd also have to make sure the river was both wide enough to actually cause a noticeable change to the surrounding geography through evaporation, deep enough that the water wouldn't evaporate over the hundreds (or even thousands) of miles in distance that it would cover, and also that the sides of the artificial river were structurally reinforced so you didn't have to worry about erosion blocking off stuff.

@@roetheboat1 Yeah... well hopefully one side is higher than the other, or there's gonna have to be some fancy engineering done to make it flow one way...or it'd just make South Western Austrailia an island with a straight in between.

you'd have to create it at a high elevation so you could run rivers through both to expand the livable area it would create, and to ensure the water actually flows and isn't stagnant. You'd also have to transport all the water up there to begin with, and probably continue to do so until the evaporation cycle ensures it stays filled and flowing

It's one of those things that I feel 99% of people wouldn't consciously acknowledge but I saw a video a little bit ago of an architect reviewing a spaceship luxury yacht thing on star citizen and I found it so interesting. Mentioning all the little things that architects have to consider, even down to the frequency of lighting used in different areas, like "oh, you want people to congregate in the corners away from the flow of traffic, so they have warm lighting to make them relaxed" and other such considerations. And with layout I guess you've got to be always asking "will this confuse dumb people?"

tbh its one of the very few nordvpn ads I've watched closely

I watched the ad like 4 times

Tristan Benson 11:13 & 11:39

If only every ads were like that

@@MhDaMaster I was about to skip ahead but then I realised it was a internet historian ad

Fuck I giggled

Vinyl when?

Just to be clear, they are not tumbling about to and fro. The players have in fact consumed irresponsible amounts of mdma

I tried looking for it and couldn’t find your band, can you post a link?

That's impressive.

The monument actually had to change which quarry it was receiving limestone from mid-construction. The original quarry became unavailable when the state it was in seceded from the Union. A northern quarry was chosen and work continued throughout the civil war, however the limestone was a different hue, being sourced from a different location

I still don't know why it's a Obelisk Doesn't really fit Washington at all to me

For which of you, intending to build a tower, does not sit down first and count the cost, whether he has enough to finish it- lest, after he has laid the foundation, and is not able to finish, all who see it begin to mock him, saying, ‘This man began to build and was not able to finish’? - Jesus of Nazareth (Gospel of Luke, ch. 14, v. 28-30)

I can’t unsee it now

@Quinn Holloway it’s literally a giant phallic symbol, and Washington never had children and was probably sterile.

Where did this happen? xD

@@Styfalled the Peter B. Lewis building at Case Western University

That sounds insane, I'd love to read about it. Source?

That’s an actual fucking nightmare scenario. Imagine having to approach a modern day maze fortress with a gun toting psycho inside and no clear entries or exits to watch

Even later: Speedrunning.

Don't spoiler lol

its not a river, it's a canal

oh hi gay man

@@ggtylerr oh hi gay man

Wich minute?

I kinda thought about it, but I was surprised nonetheless

My friend pedro in a nutshell

ALL. THIS. AND. MORE.

@@albertomecanicaslocassergio I wish I knew nothing about that game and thought you were talking about a real friend of your's, i would have laughed my ass off

That's not so cool! If I took a hammer to one of my bathroom pipes I could have a stream running through my house too! ( This is a joke )

lizardians confirmed

@ariannasv22 Mortal Kombat has the Shokhan inhabit Australia

The Shakarn had a foothold there for ages, yes.

Can confirm, I lived in australia for months and still don't know what goes on in their government

I mean, have you SEEN a thorny devil? I'M not gonna mess with one of those things!

Yeah, that’s one of the big disconnects of old world / new world stuff. I’m looking forward to the White Tower being deemed ancient in my lifetime.

My flat was made when predreadnoughts sailed the sea. ;w;

oh the brits!

How??

In America 100 years is a long time, in Europe 100 miles is a long distance.

I appreciate you sharing this knowledge

Thank you Jesus

thing is he has the best ads out of any youtuber

I'll watch any ad that has shadowman in it religiously

This

Very unprofessional, you guys.

Em D. Thank you for your service

I mean, there's blue tongued skinks in Australia right? i don't see how anyone could resist petting those.

It's australia, it might explode.

Basically the environment matters and having a cool building doesnt.

@Void Spam That's what the lizards want you to think...

Actually it was at least 5 times.

Don’t forget the funding they gave the mujahideen before it became the Taliban

The only issue is that the Panama Canal was build between 1881 and 1914. If you adjust for inflation the price goes up by something like 3000%, or like 400 Billion USD. Considering the Australian GDP is about 1.3 Billion USD that seems like a tall order. Edit: I was off by 4 orders of magnitude because of long/short scale conversion, woops. Anyways I think the point still stands since this would be an absolutely massive undertaking, but yeah, the numbers are wrong.

@@DoubLL Not 1.3 billion, 1.3 trillion, they could do it if they really wanted to, and it would a lot cheaper for the reasons IH mentioned, could cost under a tenth of their gdp, if not less

@@bacon.cheesecake They could pay the loan over couple hundred years, since the structure is going to be pretty much permanent. Then the annual cost would not even be all that much.

Crane certified too? they gotta be.

And then an OSHA inspector comes along and makes sure everyone is following all the health & safety procedures.

The pyramids were actually built by egyptian citizens, usually farmers when there was no crops to work on.

the pyramids were built by respected workers that were given luxuries like meat for their work

@@deanrazor9023 ACKTUALLY

because he is an alien

He is the history channel, I N T E R N E T H I S T O R Y

"history channel" I've learnt more from IH than i have from the history channel in years. Honestly, who wants to see some reality show about renovating tanks/cars/bikes/ufo's when it's always over dramatic yank stuff now. Also, there was some military historian from sandhurst, had glasses quite handsome, he's now a woman, if you watched the old tank stuff and military stuff you'll know who.

@@dadoogie You can renovate a UFO?

if you're renovating a ufo, then by then it's gotta be identified, thereby disqualifying it as a ufo by definition

Ah yes but most of those 50,000 seats naturally wouldn't have a very good view of the fighting. Yes, fighting to the death is awesome, but it's far less awesome if you can't see shit, which is where a Jumbotron would be necessary.

Sorry to burst your bubble, friend, but they didn’t fight to the death, they fought to the mildly injured

@@missingindyrry to burst your bubble, friend, but historians estimate between 10-20% of fights left one of the competitors dead, and of course sometimes the loser would be executed by the winner if the croud/organizers wished

@@skivvytv6229 oh

Release the SICILIANS THE AMERICANS NEED TO PAY!!

@@Boretheory YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH

@@Boretheory never cross a Sicilian when death is on the line!

i cooka da meataballa

Same

In awe at the size of the lad?

@@flclover4 In absolute a w e of their thiccness. You damn right.

Look up graham hancock talking about the mathematics of the pyramids to have your mind blown.

In it's time, it wasn't desert.

The market follows demand, except when you got woke writers running things.

That's how they getcha.

What happens is all companies do it then you go fucking insane and want to die. Then the cycle repeats.

me too i was hard thinking about it but i dont have the money right now probably will in the future

That ad was sort of amazing

Maybe the straight tower or possibly even the heterosexual tower

Pisa*

@@callmepoki *Pizza

This comment got me for no good reason.

y e s

*_B I G T R I A N G L E_*

@@joshuadarrow Electrical Fire!

*s m o l t r i a n g l e*

Tutankhamun was after the pyramids. By a lot. I'm going to look this up. Tutboy was 1300s BC, 18th Dynasty. The Giza Pyramids were all 4th Dynasty, 2600-2500s BC. So 1300 years. Less than I thought, really.

Splash it with colors that your professor hates most

Mine didn't like me, because I love classical architecture too much and he always wanted me to do the horrible modern stuff. I don't know if you ever heard of Dutch Rococo style.

It's annoying when professors are juice

@@yesiamarussianbot3076 I have, but can't picture it, but I'm sure I'd recognize it when I Google it. Personally I think classical is overused, but moreso I believe in creative freedom, so I agree that sucks. You ever take it up with department heads?

Haha I am also an architecture student and 100% agree with you about the post modern crap bit xD

perfect

They knew it was a misnomer from the start. They just needed it to sound classy - "music house" just doesn't have the same ring.

eXDax Probably why they often call the music house a Symphony Hall, or a Center for the arts.

@@eXDax 'concert hall' still sounds classy

Wait you're saying no one asked for it ?

Found the lizard apologist

asdf I would work, we just need a lot of explosives

asdf look man I just want to blow shit up and if I’m getting payed for it then so be it

"We want to make the center of Australia habitable, and we're pretty sure hydrating the land will achieve that. Know where there's a lot of water? The OCEAN. We're just gonna dig a big-ass channel and let all that delicious, cool, hydrating salt water run through the middle of the country and watch the greenery flourish!"

@@Wfftam look, we all know its a cover to end the emus.

Yeah, and when Italy became united shortly after with industrialization they demanded all taxes be paid in cash by its citizens and that's why many Italians migrated to the US and western Europe.

Is that ironic or just funny?

That somewhat depends on how you define it. While *modern* Germany, for example, has only been around since 1871, "Germany" existed as the Holy Roman Empire long before that. The question is, if a country collapses and then is rebuilt, especially given these periods were so close together that not much actually changed (from a cultural standpoint) is it a different country of the same one? Yes, I'm aware borders are different, but I don't think that matters. For example, did Russia not exist until 1991? The Russian SSR was rather different from modern Russia, as before that the Russian Empire.

He means it would be the same type of digging. he shows its 33 times longer.

i mean, keepin everyone from overheating to death would prolly be hard, and panama is small so its easier to move shit around and logistically manage.

Okay but hear me out, what if we let the water do most of the digging? It'll take thousands of years

Also, seawater does not make for very good arable land. Might as well water your crops with brawndo the thirst mutilator.

And there was already a lake going half way in Panama. On top of that they will have unforseen costs and a dangerous environment. Looking at Australia's government I doubt they would divert so much machinery from the ore mining since it is less risky and very profitable to stick to mining

"He wants to do *what*?"

@@prointernetuser They want me to go WHERE?

Oh no what ever will the civil engineer do when he must stray even the smallest bit from the building code... god forbid he actually innovate lmao

@@carlstott5309 Things take a lot of time to build, extravagant designs = more time. There's also major cost factors if they intend to keep within budget to consider as well as basic physics when it comes to twisty fucky designs

@@carlstott5309 He will lose his license when the building collapses.

Hot and everyone unintentionally rude

@@taneaydornay770 sounds great

I screenshotted this and will steal it and use it in a tv show in 15 to 30 years

Hannibal Burgers HA, I’ll do it in 10!

@@ajaxdossd948 Oh trust me mate, we have bogans in England, we just call them by a different name. If anything there are more cunts in England than Oz. We have the same sense of humor though that's for sure.

it's actually hundreds of years older lmao

Another fun fact: the tower of London is about 400 years older than machu picchu.

Fun fact: i use baby wipes now instead of toilet paper.

Whoa

@Damian Kyle mind blowing.

Having a river aint gonna make it less hot, just more humid. Pass.

@@ianh1504 That's a fair point

No It would just make the bush have a massive fuck off salty river. It’s not even guaranteed the rain cycle would work, and if it did the rain would probably would need up in the sea anyway or fall on already arable land

@@ianh1504 Heat is reduced by building mountains. How do you build them? With the fuck-off giant piles of dirt you just dug up while building the canal!

That's why all of his buildings look like trash.

*internet historian imitates architect.

Modern art in a nutshell: Emptying the paper pin out onto the floor and thinking,"Brilliant..."

SvendleBerries le modern art bad, classical art good yeis national myth yeis

Didn’t the Simpson’s make a joke like this?

Did music make the Pharoah lose control?

“Tutankhamen’s dead.” *_T r i a n g l e_*

Triangle pickachu chair

Maremma maiala

Pisa and Sienna : Okay yes we are Tuscan cities but this doesn't mean that we are Florence okay ? We have our own history and we often were in conflict with Florence. Is that clear guys ? The rest of the world : ....... The rest of the world : Ok Florence Pisa and Sienna : REEEEEEEEE

Didnt it get hacked? Why are they still advertising

@@Bruh-7 Pretty sure it was a third party company they had a contract with in Finland which they terminated their contract with and it was a long expired key of some sort (TLS?) that was acquired and leaked. Iirc no data or traffic on the user end was compromised and people made a mountain out of a molehill. They're probably only ramping up sponsored ads again because they think people forgot, don't care anymore, or know that basically nothing happened and they're not (completely) at fault. If you wanna use them after that whole fiasco that's up to you tho

this is why you have to get ExpressVPN

There are unwritten rules that say the same about the York Minster cathedral in York, England. Nobody has any proof that it exists anywhere, but it is known to be the case.

@ewan xl do spires count as a part of the building? If not, you can make a building slightly shorter than the Washington Monument and add the spire, making the building taller.

Same thing with Madison, Wisconsin

Yep, as someone who lives in the district, you can see that thing all across town. There's also rules about what can be in the middle of it in the mall

Same in Paris, only it is across the whole city. I've been up the second tallest building in Paris because it's much cheaper than the Eiffel Tower!

In a world where "unique" is a common, a normal thing would be damp

You know what the majority of buildings are a variation of? A square or rectangle, you know why? Because it's easy to build and it's incredibly functional. Modern "architects" don't understand that.

@@CThyran but these modern "architects" still use same element of construction *FUCKING. GLASS. AND STEEL.*

@@CThyran I mean they do still use triangles (not so much squares, much better to just halve it into two triangles structurally in most cases). They just make weirder shapes out tons of the triangles.

@@frds_skce I personally love a particular style of Japanese design where the emphasis lies on subtlety, they have the saying: understanding the light from the shadows. Then at the same time I can appreciate lots of different styles, even ones I think look stupid, makes the world less of a serious place.

F do you think he actually gets paid for them? lol

kozmik__WZRD i understand english i was just curious if they actually pay him or if he’s trolling cause sponsors are so fucked

That summoning salt reference hahaha and he added the splits on the top left, I died...

Ssethtzentach does some really good ones too

Except less clouds

Aphordite Heart so Australia?

@@nemidoonam6963 yes but it is basically hot mars

Aphordite Heart So Venus?

Or even just Earth (Mars is cold!). Imagine if there were a place like the interior of Australia on Earth.

Well, it is kinda cheap especially considering our government spent 50 billion on internet infrastructure that is barely held together with duct tape and hope

14 Billion dollars to essentially buy liveable land the size of the continental united states of america? That is pretty cheap all things considered.

@@MrMoon-hy6pn for one second I thought you were talking about Germany but then I remembered that even hope doesn't help us anymore

I know, right? Man, I look forward to growing my channel that much...

14 billion in 1914 value dollars today it would be more like 400 billion

I backed up the video to re-watch the ad.

i fukin hate to admit that i LOVE his sponsorship ads! even how he sublty shat on chadou reid leiends (uknowhos) on one of his videos and it was awesome how little he gave about sponsoring the damn product and more about shitposting

Try internet comments etiquette. Good shit

Hey hey people

Flashgits aint bad these days

It comes from the ancient Germanic "botd", which itself means "To dwell". Botding would mean "dwelling", and has nothing to do with the construction process meaning of "Build", which comes from the ancient Germanic "Bold".

Aero I’m a 20 minute drive from the place. I don’t like the big ol’ logo, but it’s quite beautiful on the inside

Memphis gang sound off (over gunshots)

And to top it off, it’s one of the biggest pyramids

Kenneth Crawford Same here!

@@CatholicZola Memphis is like a baby Chicago.

In and of

@@stephenc909 Thank you.

stephenc909 well yes.... ok

Wow Liberals are terrible

Tbh that kind of house would kinda be cool tho lol

Chris Laezur wow, he said nothing about politics.

Who wants a stable house when you can feel like Cavemen?

Sunset though itll look like flames, but its really to remind you youre actually in hell....

Well, him and Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik.

@@blue4669 do you know when the sequel to nobbleberry is coming?

@@pubscrublord3475 unfortunately no

I disagree

Still skipped

IH is Australian so I bet he already knew that proposals have been made lol

@@Deses I live in WA and I wasn't aware

@@Deses my dude I live in SA (South Australia) and had no idea these ideas were put out, doubt IH did.

BurblingBarbacoa tell your father to get a real job hippie

The Cob Monitor what is your definition of a ‘real job’.

With the music he uses xD

Thats hilarious

Fredrick Knudson

This

Seriously, had to double-check what was going on .. & apparently I'm actually spending time to comment on RU-vid how brilliant the ad was. Well done.