mythology. 

That actually killed me

We love you my guy. Ho nomo

@@beenis08 I see what you did there

@@beenis08 that joke made me feel alive

Muha ha... ha ha... yes.

Methology

It’s a myth

i mean... ur not wrong

Its the sock man, friend of neo

I gotta obje-...actually...mhm fine no objection

No he wouldn't. he'd rather be a Renaissance depiction since they are fat.

@@j.h.5277 you

@@j.h.5277 Sick reference bro. Everyone knows your references are out of control.

Are you sure you don't mean a Furry?

I did a double take to make sure that's who it was

I completely forgot about it. It's great.

I must admit I'm starting to watch it just for the ads :p

@@nurgle11 absolutely

Maybe he does the ads this good because they pay him enough 🤔🧐

@@naomi3557 these aren't just ads, that's art right there

@Dziordan1 not enough

By the way Mr.Historian, I did not realize it was one and a half hour long till I had finished it. It was **Italian chef's kiss**

Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*Blackbeard has entered the chat*

@@thrashandburn10221 blackbeard has left the chat with all of stedes shit

@@judeboon2870 *Stede will remember that*

In one animated version he gets so desperate to get rid of his powers he's like ILL SALE MY SOUL FOR A CHEESEBURGER! Paraphrasing a bit but ya get the idea. No daughter in this one.

@@TressonKaru mmmmm I could murder a cheeseburger right now

In the Muppets version, Kermit-as-King-Midas accidentally turned *himself* into gold.

@@meb4224 that's a very clever way of letting the audience know that Kermit touches himself 👀 On a related note: no one ever seems to mention the other glaring issue with Midas' wish, which is that it completely devaluates gold, thus defeating the whole purpose of his power. He'd be constantly bringing new gold in the world, it wouldn't take long before everyone and their dog had a metric fuck ton of gold, and it would no longer hold any value.

I don't even know if it was that bad of a curse, atleast if a quick Google search is to be trusted, the power was only in his hands and some site even mentioned that gloves were able to prevent his power. So the fact he was starving was just due to his own stupidity.

I'm literally only here for the adverts, so they should be paying him double for these.

i turned off the sponsor skip just to see this ad

I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out he wasn't sponsored and just makes this ads for the fun of it

@@milanes4 sponsor skip? is it like a browser addon?

@@albingrahn5576 Probably using SponsorBlock or Vanced

😆

Well, I mean, have you seen his instagram?

tbh I thought it was tom holland.

pyro is beautiful

damn. I missed that part. Timestamp?

I mean, despite what the Disney movie says, Hades was honestly kind of the only well adjusted God in the Greek pantheon. He wasn't a bad guy really at all, and was mostly just strict on his rule of people not coming back from the dead. Someone had a really good comment talking about that this story was less about Hades falling in love with Eurydice, and it was more in line with him being strict on his rule of "no one comes back to life".

@@PANCAKEMINEZZ The greek gods are humanized. So most of them are ***s and hades is that one fair guy that is percieved as bad for following the book.

Also the whole "let people come back from the dead" Like bruh Don't hassle the guy about fundamental circle of life stuff especially when your whole thing is "i can play a gay harp"

Except if it was a trick then looking or not looking would have had the same result: she wouldn't have been there. If it wasn't a trick then looking would cause her to disappear and not looking would cause her to come back to life. It would have been logical to not look to maintain the 50% chance of success rather than to look with a 100% chance of failure, so really the guy was just bad at probability.

Batman gambit.

Don't give him ideas

*slams fist on table* “MASTICATE!”

I wonder if the word “dictionary” is in the dictionary.

@@Casedilla73 THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION THAT NEEDS AN ANSWER! IMMA GO. FIND A DICTIONARY

@@houseplant8540 He was never seen again.

"Ha! That's exactly something a prejudiced person would say!"

@@nob2243 "ah well you got me there. Alright I'll give you a free ride. Hop on."

@@nob2243 the joke was how easy it is to pressure someone to do something when you use that ad hominin; the prejudice there came from the assumption of prejudice.

Typical “I have a living friend” argument.

@@KomradeCPU noone likes a joke explainer

*blasts him* freakin smartass

A nat 1 performance check will really screw you over after you spend two sessions making the DM walk you through your whole 'save my girlfriend' side quest

was just wondering if the reality is if he wasn't so narcissistic playing his damn harp he could have heard if she was behind him. Also to story makes me think of Osiris as he was chopped up and thrown into the Nile river..

Yes, we need the Nordman beach episode

@@bcunningham3718 lets f*cking gooooooo

@@sar_ptolemy lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nord vpn-ime

Truly a sight to be seen in the Nord VPN-iverse

I love that line 😂

I'm.. Wait for it... ... ... ... dead!!! 😂

Deceased people are still inferior tho

@Sheklelberg Goldstein I mean often they are literally beneath you.

@Sheklelberg Goldstein yeah in that they are literally beneath your feet often. Buried, mourned, and eventually forgotten. Soon enough we will all join them to be naught but shadows and dust.

I heard he was so annoying even more of them wanted to kill him

I think David might be a baddie...

@@slicedtopieces God did punish David comically hard for it though, people always leave that part out.

​@@JJ-xw8svelaborate on that one

​@@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2basically got exiled and lost his entire kingdom and got to live in the wild

@@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 The baby died.

Yeah, you should at least put some jeans on.

Me neither. The lion needs a headstart, perhaps some armor for him?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thought he was part of Toki's eracism for Metallocalypse

Finally haha

Heard that part shortly after reading this, so thank you op

Prove it.

Was your dad the guy who kept pushing the boulder uphill and could never get there? Just push it harder, lol.

No he didn't

sorry to break it to you chief, i dont think you exisy

Did he vote for Biden too?

Now I want to see that firsthand

That honestly adds so much to his story haha

So, one of the oldest registered Nerd bullies?

Honestly, I feel like I'd do that at the bar if I was huge and ripped. It's like real world trolling, but more insightful.

Such a cool image in my head. Thanks for this info

Considering he has an entire sweatshop of editors, yeah, even his non-Main channel videos are great.

I heard that his name is Barry

Truly disappointing ik

@@dariusvult7354 you can't say that, man

what? i did not understand. can you explain?

@@nikhilgholap6243 from clan he meant KKK, it is a racist white supremacist group. You might have seen them in movies and TV shows, there are identified with white hood Nord VPN man and raid Shadow legend.

@@josysam6299 their*

That made me scream with laughter already

I...I don't get it :(

Not even 10 seconds, man this is going to be good

Midas is shaking rn

You got touched by King Midas

Tbf in Greek mythology the sun is a flaming chariot driven across the sky by Helios (later this task was attributed to Apollo), so it makes complete sense that "height = heat".

Monthly mishap

“Your desonarbru”

1941 likes, perfect

Oh bugger I quite like there anime and culture.

I started to say innit randomly, innit.

a lil' weird innit?

He literally was!

Insert Hercules is Roman. Heracles is Greek

“im dying here?” that’s just death culture appropriation!!!

Not that you would know any of those friends. You know, because they go to a different school.

@@dennis7437 lmao. they ought to bring back bussing for the 'mortally challenged'

2:41 timestamp for reference purpose

@@raymondjchen You're the real MVP here.

That makes sense.

@@eyesofthecervino3366 we can assume David was pretty confident or cocky because when he took five stones to fight Goliath, it was because he had four brothers.

i cant agree with you more. im gonna get nord just because of him

Nordman, get to the nord hole

Internetcommentettiquet does really dope ads as well

Nord nord, nord, nord nord, nord nooooord.

Yeah and the intro didn't spoil the entire show.

Yeah, I’d watch the Nord VPN anime

wait wtf, why am I here? I've never seen this video? I think I watched the first minute of this video, commented, then fucked off

And SumitroEntertainment, you can't forget him

Well Socrates arguably is a made up character

@@serafimdaserra9104 most scholars will beat the shit out of you if you say that. But in all honesty he could be made up. Its just that Plato wasn't the only person to reference and talk about Socrates in that time period.

@@serafimdaserra9104 People don't write legal defences for people that don't exist

@@Akuryoutaisan21 Yes they do. Case in point, feminists about any fictional japanese female character. "We must protect the fictional children, but not the real ones, because that's an uncomfortable truth or some shit like that I don't know."

@@serafimdaserra9104 this

And not just that, he made a movie and now makes this and posts this in a week

Masterpieces are his normal business

I dread to think what their worst king was like if this dude was the bee's knees.

Deus ex machina

"And is there still people who's afraid of technology"

@@benwhite3514 Brilliant

TECHNOLOGY

@@cuckmasterflex9106 "oh my god"

I'm convinced Nord stopped sponsoring him forever ago and he just keeps making the ad spots for the hell of it.

nordvpn is a company? I'm just here for the sweet OC.

@@digiquo8143 there's an actually working link in the description

@@kisbalintkirill4443 don't try using evil logic

@@goeland4585 nah its nicer to imagine he is being sponsored because then he gets payed :D

HE LIKED IT!!!!!

69th like

>holy >roman >empire pick none t. voltaire

Now we wait for 2-3 years.

And the Athenian Empire.

Dude, david is more known for taking the foreskin of 200 palestinians and giving them to the king so he could marry the princess

BASED

What's the name of the girl in the glass house?

@@ALLIRIX Bathsheba

@@user-er4ii2zh1w Isn't that Samson?

Same

The sheer effort going into the editing is almost on the level of GachiMuchi edits lmao. I love it.

Was also gonna say Internet Comment Etiquette but the comment above beat me to it

Calming to see other people, who studied under Erik, too. And you´re damn right, these two have the strongest ad-game

NORD IS THE NORD VPNOOOOORD

Like in "The Meaning of Life " where the guy gets chased by a topless women's rugby team off a cliff right into his grave

@@bird2793 God I wish that were me

It's a mastapiece

I actually got nord

Remember that time he tried to see how fast we could lose his nord sponsorship? So that was a bust then.

PST podcast is tied

We now need a Nord VPN anime series now.

And it isn't even his final form

Pretty sure that’s the cuckmindset

Ads better then anywhere else 😊😊😊😊

Gets interrupted more like

same lmao

Bro I've been replaying over and over

“twice as good”

5:05 free replay button, innit?

That whole scene fits too well, the smirky harold on top of Hades and the smoothness of the lines + some oldshool wife treasuring

Are any of us?

I've been ready!! ( haven't watched the video yet )

Omg, nobody expected this!

I feel satisfied

@annie's big day wow... someone’s dumb

Scorpions can actually survive underwater for a prolonged amount of time

@@Sonichero151 yeah I know, but in the fable the meme was taken from the scorpion died

A fellow Gianni fan?

@@Sonichero151 thats why scorpion doesnt care

@@theonlyplain thog don't care

Very Sus.

My life is amazing! I am a famous YouTub icon, I have two very attractive girlfriends and my videos change lives! This is not selfpromotion! This is the truth! The truth will set you free, dear will

@@AxxLAfriku what the hell is YouTub

@@AxxLAfriku I see you're still at this for reasons that continue to confuse me.

I'm actually learning stuff by watching Internet Historian..This is amazing!!

Better than Hadestown

@@SCP-1762-BOL heretic

@@DzheiSilis Oh dear, Jupiter will have my head for that.

You are a dice. Not me.

If Black Orpheus didn't exist, i'd 1000% agree.

People keep saying this like he hasn't been. Yeah for a while he wasn't but its been months since he started again.

This is the main channel now

@@denalischopp its always been the main channel.

Damn, that reminded me of when I first met him in AC Odyssey. Damn philosophers.

It's time for some deep thoughts with Heinlein~

Everyone else in the painting *VISIBLE FUSTRATION*

@Stella Hohenheim well it’s either that or no zombie sex. And he chose poorly

Probably sarcasm, but Euridiki didn't have a physical form while in Hades. In most version's of the story, Orpheys had absolutely no idea she was behind him, there was no light, and he couln't grab her hand. He turned once he saw light, because he missed her so much, and well. . . .

he should've used a mirror or put a gps tag on her

Someone else said it but Orpheus's physical form was taken from him to get through the realm of hades. It's more like he awoke from a sleepwalking dream. At some point Orpheus's senses start returning to him, and he can't even tell if he's able to speak to communicate to her. When he begins seeing the blinding light of the Mortal realm, he's forced to avert his gaze and instantly is overwhelmed by his desire to see his wife. He glaces before he has time to think, and the first thing he can physically see again is his wife being pulled back to hades. He basically caught a glance and she immediately was sucked into a black void. Basically he went insane seeing something so abstractly horrifying that he had no way to portray it. He lost his muse, and nowthe constantly replaying memory of his wife being dragged to hell because of his failure, became his only inspiration. The music he played, which I think was Orpheus bashing his instrument with a rock slowly in a constant rhythem, caused people to go insane. I believe his music had some supernatural quality, so he was unintentionally giving people visions of hades, and that drove them to literally rip him apart. If you give me constant, rhythmic visions of hell nonstop, I'll probably kick your nuts at the least.

He would have heard her stop bitching on the way back.

What up gromek didnt know youd be here

"Let's talk about the story of Orpheus" Oh yeah, its big brain time.

Are you sure about that?

I played enough God Of War to know about greek mythology

Please play mordhau again

Charon on the river styx is a pretty badass gatekeeper and boatman

He’s just vibing 😎

Charon my good friend

*"C H O R T L E D"*

Just as I read this the line came up lmao

"Twice as good"

I support polygamy

i mean, he is the boss

Hah it didn't age well

@@restfulflames9855 yeah ;-;

@@restfulflames9855 what happened?

@@zaurhasanov5458 just search up Pyrocynical allegations, there are plenty of channels covering the topic But the TLDR goes something like this: Ivory accuses Pyro of grooming, Pyro fans mad, Turker tom makes vid saying Pyro is lying, Pyro fans go against Pyro, Pyro makes response, Pyro fans glad Btw this thing is still happening, grab a popcorn friend, this is going to be a long ride

@@Not_Bage im pretty sure its over now, turkey tom got destroyed and i havent seen anybody talk about it anymore

Ikr... Puritans hate art anyways

@@xenoman2238 Oy vey

Except for that one time with the nymph Minthe

And the girl that became poppy trees.

True about Minthe and the Poppy girl, but considering the rest of the pantheon, it still puts his loyalty fairly high

@@JDeO1997 Especially considering Zeus

Hades is a pretty chill guy all things considered

Why wear armor when you have the power of chonk

I played as Midas in fortnite

Damn, I thought you meant Hulk Hogan, brother.

That's amazing, thanks for sharing. I was going to make a joke about the hubris it takes to name your book "wonderbook" but this guy seems like he has it down.

@@yonatanbeer3475 Maybe he named it wonderbook because fairytales used to be called "wondertales" if I'm not mistaken

>implying rick riordan isn't a veritable beacon of literary mastery

@@josephe4766 I would advise you to read more classical literature and less Greek fanfiction.

@@atlantic2909 Not exactly sure what you mean by classical literature but it's a simple irrefutable fact that Rick Riordan bests the original Greek myth by far

Imagine being so bored, so bereft of music and merriment that some ponce with a lyre is the best shit to happen in years.

"My name's Orpheus, I'm blowing up on Spotify at the moment, you might have heard of me." "You're not on here." "Not that Spotify."

Anyway here's wonderwall

Etiquette... ETIQUETTE! WHAT IS ETIQUETTE? It was at this moment, I knew I struck gold.

TED-ed more like special ed

@@boogalooboys7800 got emm

@Abacus Listener Somesone like you was bound to get triggered and then post a "you aren't smart" comment.

What's wrong with TED-ed? I enjoyed some of their videos.

@@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 Nothing it's a great channel, people are just making jokes