space. 

Even easier than going faster than the speed of light w your whole car body and engine. Go the speed of light, in your 1965 Chevy Nova SS, and then - turn on your headlights. That’ll go TWICE the speed of light

--If only the current machines can withstand it though.-- Yeah no that's genius.

Not to be a buzz kill but the universe has already done that before we even existed. It's still doing it today. Long after we are dead. Wether he knew it or not that funny ass comment was completely true.

Yeah, we just need to figure how to deceleration from FTL without turn in to dust later.

The speed of light is infinite velocity. Infinity+1 is still just infinity.

But hes from new zealand

@@LeatherDaddy97 Which NASA already pulled off many maps.

@@klobiforpresident2254 G O O D

Bro, don’t give them any ideas…

@@LeatherDaddy97 it's not a well known fact around the rest of the world, but New Zealand is actually a state of Australia

I'm shocked dude don't believe in aliens. Like What?! He thinks aliens aren't a thing??? Like not aliens visiting earth just aliens period?! How can someone be so arrogant in thinking only we exist and that's it AND not believe in God. Lmao like wtf.

@@dont-touch-mepg1392 Is this a bot reply?

@@TheRose202 wut???? R u serious??? I didn't say I hated them or anything. I find it arrogant to think that ur little planet in an endless void of planets (trillions and trillions of planets) and ours is the ONLY one with life. Specially with astronauts saying everything they're saying. The one saw a space snake twice and he has more space time then any other astronaut. Another saw a ship leave our atmosphere and shoot through a green circle and go through a gold explosion and disappear and more. But even ignoring that there was water on Mars so two planets had life and so did Venus so make that 3 planets. But yet no life anywhere else. So yea. It's an arrogant thought. But sorry I don't find them gods with infallible thoughts.

@@TheRose202It’s honestly hard to tell, it sounds a bit crackpipe-esque

@@dont-touch-mepg1392my dude, what drugs you smokin?

Tbf it is easy to outlive any piece of Russian technology.

Atomized Brain Andy

​@@Misanthropolis ah yes even the Russian guns

@@jacquesistominNo one outlives an AK. Can you be buried in the ground for years and still work? I don’t think so.

​@PaxJurassicus not gonna burry you when it doesn't shot because it jam. The bullets are blank/innefective or the gun is just a wooden model.

Only in ohio

Oh and a furnace! Cant forget about the furnace.

gotta use that vertical space

And a pair of Raycons

@@TheVengefulVadam ayo

When your teacher tells you something wrong, but wont admit his mistake

I mean, as I understand it, that’s pretty much what happened: it came time to define what a planet is, and the goal was to make a sensible definition that wouldn’t change existing terminology too much. So if it’s removing Pluto from planets or adding a whole bunch more planets, removing Pluto is the least terrible option

@@windcorpOLEGSHA yeah cause there is like 4 other dwarf planets pretty close to plutos size also in the kuiper belt

They had the same issue with the asteroid belt. Ceris was first a planet. So was Vesta. But people discovered more and more of these things, so they started sweating. No way they were geing to learn the 100 planets of the solar system.

you do realize that Pluto and all the other dwarf to asteroids are smaller than the moon. Pluto's gravity is around 0.62 m/s^2 while the moons gravity is around 1.62 m/s^2 and just to get an idea of how small that is earth is 9.81m/s^2

A true Australian 🤣

This. I've had to convince myself it's intentional to duck disappointment. "I'd get in the CERN." Lmao.

the nasa is that thing they strapped to the orange tank and 2 massive fireworks get it right 😀

All those scientists are gonna feel pretty silly when they find out their terminology is all wrong.

We do that with the internet lol. We don’t say I’ll look it up on the internet anymore we say i’ll google it

He also keeps saying "the filament" instead of "the firmament". *Internet Historian perceived IQ plummeting*

Why was there so much bird crap? Gross

@@dravenocklost4253 Have you not seen birds covering tiny rocks in the middle of lakes? I think its because they are safer with no predators around.

You discovered a treasure island full of guano. Should have claimed it and become Lord of the Flies.

@@AdrenAlineSK You say that, but there are actually islands that are mined specifically for all the bird crap on them. Makes great fertilizer apparently. Shit job (pun intended) but someone's gone and done it.

@@AdrenAlineSK there is actually a law in the US that lets them claim any island with guano on it. There are several Islands they claimed that way. This was all before the invention of synthetic fertilizer

Hello profile pic brother

Orange cat braincell.

I do believe that calling a glorified Jupiters moon a dwarf planet is stuped

I don't think anybody in this comment section has the qualifications required to determine what should and shouldn't be classified as a planet. Especially considering they're all just rocks floating around.

@@PhrozenFox Everyone in this comment section are floating rocks?

you do realize that Pluto and all the other dwarf to asteroids are smaller than the moon. Pluto's gravity is around 0.62 m/s^2 while the moons gravity is around 1.62 m/s^2 and just to get an idea of how small that is earth is 9.81m/s^2

It’s not the same

Magic in my face, Internet Daddy.

@@AngryKittensthe duality of internet historian fans

You know who didn't get out of his cave?

@@lucasrueda2342 Is Wendigoon STILL in there?

Hear, hear!

I'm gonna screenshot this comment to my CERN friend with no context

@@yourmajestythequeen8147 Sure. If they work in Experimental Areas I may know them

you might not die if you get lucky like that one guy in ussr 💩

What was with that weird ass ritual they did for the reopening

​@@mikesendec3972 There's been a few. I think the one you're referring to is the one where some interns/students went into the gallery (underground tunnels that are poorly mapped), I believe. Filmed a found-footage horror clip with a ritual sacrifice. It was hilarious, but the board didn't like it.

??? There's another one???

@@missingdev0948 A new Expleened video is up as well

@@missingdev0948 yep, on story mode

C'mon Mr. Historian, give your editors a break!!!.... but also don't, because I'm really enjoying the content xD

Where's the other?

Do they have a really really tiny hole in their head now?

@@joelhernstrom6060 Look up Anatoli Petrovich Bugorski. Lost hearing in his left ear, half of his face paralyzed. Should have been a fatal dose of radiation, but miraculously survived the incident.

@@jojorulez11 I believe he survived because it went through his head. Had it not passed through and been as massive as it was he would have been dead much quicker. At least thats what I vaguely remember from something I read about it years and years ago. He is a legend!

uh no he died horrifically within 24 hours when he got to the hospital, the doctors could not touch him because his flesh has become as soft as gelatin but he was still alive and knew what was going on

@@Robbie-mw5uu I dunno man, all the stuff about Anitoli says that did not happen.

Arizona is the same. Creeks that are all dry, until monsoon season; then it's a torrential river.

It was something ridiculous like 5 or 600 pounds of paint, for just one coat.

Wt- Wild.

Paint has weight.

Painter was just trying to get out of the job and he single handedly solved the space race

But if it ain't got a flame paint job, did we really go to space? I think not.

#7 now. 🚀

@@danielseelye6005 Ha ha! You know why? The RU-vid Algo detects all the in-game footage they use in the background and classifies the video as game related, and since this channel gets so many views in general it must have made it jump real quick on the "gaming" category!

@@trixylizard6970 Now it's regular Trending, not just for gaming

@@danielseelye6005 So the algo realized its mistake, or more correctly there was computational latency after which the values were calibrated. Imagine, the algo detects game content in this unrelated video, so bumps it in the "gaming" category. It pops up in the suggestions for people who normally watch/like/subscribe to a lot of vids in that category. But after a few hours not a lot of those people have watched/liked/subscribed to this channel, so the video was not relevant in "gaming" after all, in spite of being so popular in general, and in spite of featuring gaming content. This data is used to (hopefully, dear god let it be) improve the algorithm! I feel like I am on to something here. Would love for someone with more insight to share.

Only in ohio

That was the vibe I got during a tour in CERN. The tour guide showed us a tree that was covered in computer mice, called it a zoo, then pointed out that there were "dangerous" computer mice inside cages lol

That's a lot of likes

That's a lot of likes

You're really easy to please. You'd be blown away by what I can do without even using my hands. What you doing next weekend?

I was looking for this comment lol.

I think it's bait

What if that's exactly what he meant.

I laughed so hard at that flub--especially since the earlier joke about "nobody thinks you're smart!" Internet Historian, you madman, we love you.

I had to double check the first time.

he's saying we as in the nato gang

The world is divided into Russia and Other.

@@SuperZergMan Replace russia with america and you pretty much got it

Let's not forget, NASA's moonshot was essentially never going to happen without Australia's help. Honeysuckle Creek and Tidbinbilla were critical tracking stations that kept "us" in radio contact with Apollo as North America, being attached to the earth, would rotate beyond line of sight communication every 24 hours. Sooooo, thank you Aussies. We owe ya one.

Australia is a great American comrade

Only in ohio

Then you add a camera and then it's alien roulette for at least 2 of them

I'm pretty sure if they existed that long that would understand concepts like "weapons" and "possible hazards from unknown tech" and would tread with care

facts

Uhm, Internet Comment Etiquette has the best ads.

nope sponsorblocked

@@sallylauper8222 They didn't invent Nord Man, so nope.

Nah i hate ads no matter what

It also suggests that somebody went out there, came back, and told just enough people to start a legend without taking any credit for doing an unbelievable task

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 and suggests that it is in fact possible to go all the way to the edge

Tbh that might just make people go out anyway out of spite

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 it sounds like he reached somewhere north like russia and was like "fuck this, I'm *done",* and just turned around to tell people that where it ends

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 also it suggests the guy had to deal with sea monsters *TWICE*

Why does it have to be called a fake though?

Exactly. They are so dense

@@mileskile9520 dwarf means small, no one says they are fake planets

@@sanketm1663 everyone says that pluto is not a planet, I know a lot of people who made a point to explain that pluto isn't a real planet.

@@mileskile9520 because pluto is not a planet. its a dwarf planet. dwarf planets are not planets

lmao thats what i thought when i heard that

No they separated them into big planets and not planets.

They actually didn't. For some reason even though "Planet" is in the name, dwarf planets aren't considered a type of planet at all. It's like how velvet ants are actually not ants and are wasps instead. Even though "ant" is in the name.

@@catpoke9557 bullshit. Now you are going to tell me they are not made of velvet either

On the flip side you have the scientists that just use planetoid for all of em. Which is worse

I dont think the idea is feasable in any way but the concept is the same.

No he didn't: the problem remains tensile strength. Parts of the cable are being help up because they are suborbital. Earth's gravity and rotation means no material can hold such a cable together. Using the moon as shown makes it MUCH worse because there is a lot more cable with a suborbital period (which therefore must be held up be the cable)

Clearly all we need is the elevator from Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator.

Ironically this is probably the most on-topic they've ever been in ITF.

@@SuspiciousScout Hahhaha agreed :DDDD

@@SuspiciousScout I thought the same. They only tangentially talked about Australia!

RIP the beta days ;_;7

Wait how do we know everest isn't holding up the sky? Has that been deboonked? I'm still skeptical.

@@peteardGreatestRacist Gotta get out there and boonk it before someone can try to deboonk

@@DoctorLazertron You've just inspired me I'M GOING TO EVEREST

They just didn't have the technology we do; imagine trying to debug the algorithm with an abacus.

Fuck, that's tragic. Gonna have trouble sleeping tonight.

A lot of animals were sent to space dogs cats monkeys even flies

I mean to be fair if you’re gonna send something to its doom in space why make it a human

@@DoomNeb Humans can at least consent to it and understand the risks, there's no way for them to ask a dog if it wants to go die in space

Yes it was very sad, atleast laika has a statue and a cool song

For I passed on to you, as of first importance, the account I had received, that Christ died for our sins, as the Scriptures foretold, that he was buried, that on the third day he was raised from the dead, as the Scriptures foretold 1 Corinthians 15

Same. The collab functioned perfectly.. I got OT and OT got a sub.

Nah, his videos are shit, but he's good in these

I mean the british part is almost non existent. But pther than that yeah

He's definitely either Australian or Kiwi, not English accent or humor.

Yeah, they shouldn't have said it doesn't exist, that just made people more interested in discovering it, that's what urges Columbus, they just kept saying he couldn't. Instead they should've just said "Yeah it exists, but it's just a big disappointment, why waste the time."

No person's life has ever been improved by discovering Australia

What about steve Irwin?

Starfield be like

Earth has a tilted axis... and uranus rolls instead of spinning.

Only in ohio

His mom's basement*

I like the way you think.

Based hard worker

@@sparklesparklesparkle6318 sending love from East Bay

@@sparklesparklesparkle6318 hope things get better for you man. Would you like to vent?

@@sparklesparklesparkle6318 I feel you, man. I'm just one bad paycheck from living on the street, and Internet Historian is what I put on when I really need a perspective shift

*Whoever

@@gavinwilson5324 *Whomstever

@@rdrrr whometventver*

@@guylikei6357 whom'st'd've'nt

Yeah it’s “whoever” not “whomever.” Whom is only used with a direct object, not with the subject.

Actually way less energy needed to do it this way. Takes a LOT of fuel to get off the ground

@@Mr_BobAFeet Don't see any problem with the fuel consumption. Can't NASA do it like me when I fill up my car? Just like leave before paying?

@@Mr_BobAFeet The problem with spinlaunch is 1. getting the track to kick you off into the sky. 2. being able to overcome air resistance on the way up at such huge speeds. 3. Cant carry people. 4. problems with stability. Honestly I doubt its ever going to work as intended. They MIGHT be able to get it going for doing some cargo runs but Im not holding my breath.

@@XellithUSthey’re driving cost down for small to medium-small payloads. As technology continues to miniaturize small form factor payloads are likely to increase. If the cost is driven low enough, there will be a market. It will not be the prime launch market but it exists already

@@______6879 As stated though, there are fundamental problems that need to be overcome. Spinlaunch is currently just an idea. It might just stay that way. The engineering problems to overcome are immense.

yup most bittersweet channel on RU-vid. I miss having a stack of these to binge on. I should've binged slower 🥲

Don't be like that, mate. Here, have a hug.

@@Kokorocodon wholesome

@@Kokorocodon the hug is going to end before OP knows it and you only offered one

Just a casual war, so everyone in shorts and a T shirt?

That's really cool. If I ever tour Europe someday, I'll remember this.

Experiments like opening portals to the lizard dimension. Nah I’m good I’ll just stay in my basement

You clearly missed the bit where they want to go there to use it as a loo and presumably launch that into space.

How good of a job did you have to find to stop working at CERN??

@Okabe Rintaro I surprised you didn't bring up the other things they did. I'd be much more upset about some of those.

Mine was too. He voted yes for Pluto to be considered a planet. He was my favourite :D

@@nejdalej Based teacher

ask him if he knows who robert simmons is. hint: he works at nasa

You can call a hill a mountain, but it's still just a hill.

Such a massive circlejerk just to get one over on "laypeople". I never really trusted astronomers since.

well it doesn't orbital in the same circular path so the "ring" wouldn't be a ring

Yeah. That does sound like a bit of a downer.

I think you should use Nord VPN, that should make it harder for Internet Historian to know when you're watching.

You should try to convince him to do it when you're watching his main channel instead, then you'll get beaten and set on fire just once or twice a year. Or maybe he will start uploading videos more often, either way we all win.

maybe you should stop having a body

Jeeze...

One of my favorite tv moments was an episode of Exo Squad. The communications guy was on a mission. The heavy weapons guy was subbing in his suit. It wouldn't cooperate. The AI is giving him shit. He says something like " Oh yeah" squint and concentrates. You see a little electricity run down the neural link into the machine. It replies with " This Exo Suit is not physically capable of completing that request." I'm like 14 or 15. I realized that he had told it to go fuck itself. Subtle, but solid, joke.

That sounds adorable I love it

That was the end of OG Digimon where they showed what everyone was doing 10 years later, IIRC. Such a neat way to send it off. But it also means they never expanded on it.

I had to look it up, and I love it

Hey me, 6 months later watching it again. Only like the 10th time.

Did you make it home or still waiting for AAA?

A convenient zipline that'll take you all the way back

An infinite sea of Goofballs.

A vending machine that's empty

I think that’s where the Backrooms are. Not the weird one with “monsters” but actually extra storage area. It’s very boring and smells like an old paint store

hahah I was looking to see if someone mentioned this before I posted. Stars do be like a bunch of lightbulbs tho 💡✨

That was a belief at one point, like in the Middle Ages or something, that stars were “holes” in the sky that we could see the light of Heaven shining through.

I just commented about the filament thing. I couldn’t figure out if he was purposefully mistaking filament for firmament or if there was a joke there or if filament was an actual thing in that context 😂

It's called "Russia".

@@darmam0o The only thing missing is people so hardy they're just orks.

Or you can wake up to The release of the video

Its 2 am where i live and i have to wake up at 7 but it worth it

bruh its 6.30 am, im so fucked

.. but i agree with you however, why is this british dude uploading NOW. like check the timezone

@@user-wr8bs8vx9r British??? He's Australian