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Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Artemis Fowl!
The trend of YA novels being adapted into popular movie franchises hasn’t been popular in about a decade, but that doesn’t mean that studios are going to stop trying-- especially when they own the rights to a popular book franchise. The latest attempt at this is Artemis Fowl, based on the hugely successful book series of the same name.
The movie adaptation definitely raises a lot of questions. Like did the writers actually read the books or just glance through a wikipedia page? Why is there so much exposition in this thing? Why does the whole thing take place in a house? Why isn’t Artemis an evil genius like he was in the books? What exactly is going on with all this magic stuff? Did we really need to see Josh Gad in Hagrid cosplay shoot a bunch of dirt out of his butt? Who is this movie for?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Artemis Fowl! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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Комментарии : 6 тыс.   
@arviscannon4815
@arviscannon4815 4 года назад
When your pitch meeting is better than the movie. That’s priceless
@guilhermecorrea545
@guilhermecorrea545 4 года назад
How did you get pinned
@timmyobrien8072
@timmyobrien8072 4 года назад
How is this pinned with 4 likes
@IsaiahStern
@IsaiahStern 4 года назад
Lmao how
@haseotheadept2563
@haseotheadept2563 4 года назад
because its true
@JP_0306
@JP_0306 4 года назад
I feel this is like 90% of all pitch meeting though.
@frozenepsilon5295
@frozenepsilon5295 4 года назад
This movie has now joined percy jackson, the last airbender, and eragon as movies that the fanbase refuses to acknowledge.
@e.r.8710
@e.r.8710 4 года назад
Dont forget Dragonball.
@williamhallam706
@williamhallam706 4 года назад
There is no last airbender movie in ba sing se , in these walls we are safe
@HollowPurple-if2co
@HollowPurple-if2co 4 года назад
@@williamhallam706 There are no movies in the Artemis Fowl universe.
@aarjavjain7584
@aarjavjain7584 4 года назад
Have those movies been released already?
@0175gre
@0175gre 4 года назад
That's why i don't read books, they just ruin movies
@justsomeguyfromthemcu7052
@justsomeguyfromthemcu7052 4 года назад
This pitch meeting explained the movie better than the movie.
@FlaccidSunday
@FlaccidSunday 4 года назад
That's often the case
@Ebani
@Ebani 4 года назад
The irony about a movie who's plot seems to be the exposition of the plot
@Water_Me_Loan_64_YT
@Water_Me_Loan_64_YT 4 года назад
Hey Screen Rant, please Pin this comment.
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 4 года назад
Exposition is tight
@longfa2007
@longfa2007 4 года назад
as always
@RagnarokMic
@RagnarokMic 4 года назад
The only redeeming quality of this movie's existence is that it led to this Pitch Meeting.
@Arunneelakumar
@Arunneelakumar 3 года назад
Very true. . . .
@dancrane3807
@dancrane3807 3 года назад
Plus now that I watched the pitch meeting, I won't waste my time on the movie! Thanks Screenwriter Guy.
@MrMadre
@MrMadre 3 года назад
I thought it was okay
@teslagamer24
@teslagamer24 3 года назад
@@MrMadre you probably think the live action Mulon is good
@grandkidsmuise4389
@grandkidsmuise4389 3 года назад
@@dancrane3807 the movie sucked and my day is ruined it was nothing like the books so dont watch it read the books
@latrodectusmactans7592
@latrodectusmactans7592 3 года назад
So let me get this straight. The film takes one of the coolest scenes in the entire book series, where Butler takes on a troll in a suit of antique armor and WINS, and... Just doesn't do it? Even though the scene is practically written for cinema already? Even though it's such a defining moment that it's basically mentioned every time Butler's reputation comes up in the series? Were the screenwriters just allergic to money?
@abduljah9355
@abduljah9355 3 года назад
They also skipped the final fight scene with the main villain. Just ended the movie before it took place. Even BAD movies at least include the climax of their own story.
@geekroom2365
@geekroom2365 Год назад
Same energy as the Percy Jackson movie skipping the big fight of Percy vs Ares on the beach. That was the whole climax of that book and should have been great to adapt. ... but then no, they didn't make it to the end of the book I guess
@alfredorivera5764
@alfredorivera5764 Год назад
I laughed way too much at this
@tanmaymadan5978
@tanmaymadan5978 Год назад
@@abduljah9355 the best part is opal koboi was not even there in the first book
@Alec0124
@Alec0124 Год назад
I think the people that make adaptations from books lately are way too egotistical and get in the way. Just follow the material. they ruined Wheel of Time as well :(
@chrisphilpott8427
@chrisphilpott8427 4 года назад
"A McGuffin?" "No thank you, I just had breakfast." - how long you been sitting on that line?! So good!
@nicholaskinkaid
@nicholaskinkaid 4 года назад
Efap when one of the guys accidently called mcguffins 'mcmuffins'.
@abbarhazes7029
@abbarhazes7029 4 года назад
@@nicholaskinkaid I thought the two were the same I was like is it named after a McDonald's breakfast
@brobafett21
@brobafett21 4 года назад
Nicholas Kinkaid LOL that’s the 1 EFAP I’ve seen! Then Mauler used it again in the Rise of Skywalker unbridled rage
@jordananderson2728
@jordananderson2728 4 года назад
Getting some Police Squad vibes from that line
@Hadrian1616
@Hadrian1616 4 года назад
🤣🤣
@Luesatora
@Luesatora 3 года назад
When I first heard about an Artemis Fowl movie being made, my immediate thought was "oh no, they are probably going to ruin it". Not only was I correct, they managed to exceed my expectations in ways I never could have imagined.
@augustuscampbell1313
@augustuscampbell1313 3 года назад
This comment made me laugh so hard because it's so true
@Ackalan
@Ackalan 2 года назад
@@augustuscampbell1313 This Pitch Meeting sends chills down my spine every time I hear it, the movie is so bad that naming it after the books i's bordering on identity theft.
@Secret_Takodachi
@Secret_Takodachi Год назад
It was a great "welcome to adulthood, this is why we can't have nice things... M O N E Y" 😂
@SirsasthNigam.
@SirsasthNigam. Год назад
🤣
@HelloImakecovers
@HelloImakecovers Год назад
I actually watched the movie and kinda liked it. So then I read the series. Now I hate it. But at least I found out about the books.
@stefanradebach2889
@stefanradebach2889 3 года назад
It's seriously frustrating at how Artemis Fowl blatantly ignores how the protagonist wasn't a hero kid but a villain protagonist who was a ruthless mastermind that did have standards and developed into a better person and becoming more of an anti-hero. Either Disney didn't read the book or they did but is so utterly stubborn in their idea of the protagonist being really heroic and couldn't grasp the concept of a villainous protagonist becoming a better person in their creatively bankrupt minds and thus refused this idea.
@jmwindu
@jmwindu 2 года назад
But then how would they show him surfing?
@newtpondskipper
@newtpondskipper 2 года назад
@@jmwindu this guy gets it!
@eduardoarmenta9232
@eduardoarmenta9232 2 года назад
They made Cruella and Maleficent so it was an even grater disrespect of the character in my opinion... They just didn't care.
@thoughtful1233
@thoughtful1233 11 месяцев назад
And they could have had a 7 book series (the 8th book was kind of a dud for me).
@comichound
@comichound 4 года назад
“We’re not making this for fans of the book.” “Well, who are we making it for?” “That’s the million dollar question.” “.....” ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I have been asking this question for years!
@partialbullet2215
@partialbullet2215 4 года назад
Riley Dwyer Hey, that series is actually good
@petitefleur412
@petitefleur412 4 года назад
More of a 125 million dollars question if you look at the budget
@TheSpectator7
@TheSpectator7 4 года назад
To be fair, Disney did try making a movie for fans... It was called Rise of Skywalker. (P.S. it isn't the fans themselves to blame however!)
@feritperliare2890
@feritperliare2890 4 года назад
@@TheSpectator7 the rise of skywalker was filled with so much continuity plot holes most fans hate it and want to remove it from the canon
@Earthslastlegend
@Earthslastlegend 4 года назад
@@TheSpectator7 That wasn't even close to what fans wanted!!!
@j.a.a.x8818
@j.a.a.x8818 4 года назад
Watching this instead of the movie. Why waste an hour and a half of my life when I can just watch a five minute RU-vid video that’s actually entertaining.
@MorganMalfoy13
@MorganMalfoy13 4 года назад
I did that too. I saw the trailer and my book loving heart wept, so this is better.
@ggt47
@ggt47 4 года назад
Cool.
@wandelinw
@wandelinw 4 года назад
Wise.
@DaniStarEngland
@DaniStarEngland 4 года назад
I've watched about 90mins of youtubers complaining about it. Still time better spent
@y_am_i_here4663
@y_am_i_here4663 4 года назад
@@MorganMalfoy13 That movie was worse than the Sequels
@iyiolaademola8456
@iyiolaademola8456 3 года назад
"A McGuffin? " "No thank you, I just had breakfast"
@tkgrant7
@tkgrant7 3 месяца назад
💀💀💀
@zigzaghyena
@zigzaghyena 3 года назад
Fun Fact: Eoin Colfer was pleased with the film, not because it was good, but because it could have been so much worse. At one point the screenwriters were pitching a Scary Movie style Fantasy Parody featuring Lord of the Rings characters which just used the name Artemis Fowl, Colfer described it as "Truly horrifying". Given that the movie was in development hell for 19 years, largely without Colfer's input as he stepped to away to write the rest of the series, we can only have nightmares about how bad it could have been.
@eebertdeebert
@eebertdeebert 3 года назад
o-o
@jacobd1984
@jacobd1984 3 года назад
Ugh, thanks for reminding me that I waited years only to get this.
@TheQuark6789
@TheQuark6789 2 года назад
Ok, now I want a Pitch Meeting of that original script
@countluke2334
@countluke2334 2 года назад
Shows that writers do care about money more than about their IP at times. Some only sell on the condition that they have control over the story, but I guess that puts a dampener on the price Disney is willing to pay. Disney only buys the name...
@CobraTrainer
@CobraTrainer 2 года назад
If he was pleased with this, then i truly hope i dont end up in whatever Hell has those previous versions available.
@Tossboi
@Tossboi 4 года назад
"Did you read the books?" "No" "Why?" "It has a lot of words.... A LOT OF THEM"
@cdorman11
@cdorman11 4 года назад
"Hundreds."
@greywolf845
@greywolf845 4 года назад
@@cdorman11 "Maybe even thousands"
@irai_nesanOfThamizhOrigin
@irai_nesanOfThamizhOrigin 4 года назад
Oh I didn't realized that
@flowthief0.028
@flowthief0.028 4 года назад
I read them all why couldnt he
@cdorman11
@cdorman11 4 года назад
@@flowthief0.028 Asimov refused to see the inside of MIT's AI lab because he didn't want what he'd see constraining his imagination. Paul Verhoeven did not read all of Henlein's "Starship Troopers." Some directors avoid the original story so as not to inhibit their creativity from possibly producing a separate or higher artistic achievement. This is not one of those times.
@purplecatloverrandompizza
@purplecatloverrandompizza 4 года назад
Dear Artemis fowl fans, We are so sorry, welcome to the club Sincerely, the Percy Jackson and ATLA fandoms.
@flonadiose
@flonadiose 4 года назад
I'm in all of those fandoms. And I have never been so disappointed with their adaptations.
@Kjack49044
@Kjack49044 4 года назад
Don't forget eragon and cirque du freak
@annieg636
@annieg636 4 года назад
Or ready player one
@robertodanoob
@robertodanoob 4 года назад
Tbh I genuinely thought that Ready Player One was a good film
@robertodanoob
@robertodanoob 4 года назад
I’m in all three. I cannot believe what the film studios did to these amazing books.
@barleysixseventwo6665
@barleysixseventwo6665 11 месяцев назад
Remember folks: If you’re going to make an adaptation of a book series with tons of fans, it’s critical that you change the premise, characters, several critical scenes and if possible the _story itself_ to ensure the franchise that is already popular is…popular.
@slappy8941
@slappy8941 2 года назад
The bit about how Judy Dench's agent is rumored to hate her was pure gold.
@jeromevaleska2014
@jeromevaleska2014 Год назад
PM hasn’t made me laugh so hard in a while.
@digitool5944
@digitool5944 9 месяцев назад
it also doesn't full apply to this movie, because she just loves working with Ken, so whenever he calls she says yes, no agent involved
@rapid1010
@rapid1010 4 года назад
You know how lucky we are that Disney didn't get their hands on LOTR or Harry Potter.
@Wertyvid
@Wertyvid 4 года назад
Oh no. They have to much money
@maeveheart7464
@maeveheart7464 4 года назад
I thank my lucky stars every day.
@dbsthumper
@dbsthumper 4 года назад
Frodo,would have been even MORE adorable & Gollum would have been his singing sidekick...
@maeveheart7464
@maeveheart7464 4 года назад
​@@dbsthumper You've just given me brain trauma from the image I just thought of
@rapid1010
@rapid1010 4 года назад
@@dbsthumper That's a very disturbing thought
@DrFranklynAnderson
@DrFranklynAnderson 4 года назад
“What’s the deal with this Opal Koboi?” “I just told you.” “Fairy-‘nuff.”
@arisucheddar3097
@arisucheddar3097 4 года назад
Deleted my comment as you've gotten there first lol
@DrFranklynAnderson
@DrFranklynAnderson 4 года назад
Arisu Cheddar Lol, I’ll let you get the next one. 😉
@seanclough7810
@seanclough7810 4 года назад
That went over my head
@cthulhufhtagn2483
@cthulhufhtagn2483 4 года назад
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that.
@MKDumas1981
@MKDumas1981 4 года назад
Slipped by me. I was reading the comments. *LOL*
@isabellalesher8487
@isabellalesher8487 3 года назад
"Fans of the book will be a little upset." Fans of the book: D'Arvit.
@kyberjedi9749
@kyberjedi9749 3 года назад
What do you think that means translated to English
@Anna-tk7ui
@Anna-tk7ui 3 года назад
@@kyberjedi9749 probably the Wizard Swear from Harry Potter Puppet Pals.
@cometmoon4485
@cometmoon4485 3 года назад
@@Anna-tk7ui Dobby's Sock?
@leonorcrafts9877
@leonorcrafts9877 2 года назад
Fans of the book: but….. there’s no movie
@arunlsk2271
@arunlsk2271 2 года назад
D'arvit a million times
@dawn2891
@dawn2891 4 года назад
Whenever Hollywood makes an adaptation of a beloved book series, they should force every individual working on it to read and reread the book until they can describe it contents word by word.
@Sonichero151
@Sonichero151 3 года назад
But then no one would make adaptations cause that's too hard.......... which isn't a problem actually I would prefer that as well
@mentaya11
@mentaya11 3 года назад
I'd settle for making the writers, director, and main cast read the books *once*, myself. I swear, I feel that some fandom adaptations don't even do that much.
@YouTubePurgetheblackplague
@YouTubePurgetheblackplague 3 года назад
It's pronounced Disney!!!
@teslaromans1023
@teslaromans1023 3 года назад
Amen
@EnderElohim
@EnderElohim 3 года назад
Only if Disney realised that they can make more money with that mentality :D
@genericname2747
@genericname2747 4 года назад
The second I saw Artemis Fowl surfing I knew this was going to be a bad movie. From what I can remember, it's kind of canon in the books that he spends a lot of time not doing athletic activities.
@kantpredict
@kantpredict 4 года назад
Indeed, other characters sometimes riff on how he's slowing them down for being so damn unfit.
@Scouty
@Scouty 4 года назад
the moment I saw him riding a OneWheel was when I gave up all hope
@nathanj202
@nathanj202 4 года назад
The moment he says “he’s not a criminal he’s my dad” it was clear they had ruined Artemis’ character
@realMuseology
@realMuseology 4 года назад
I shut off the movie when he jumped a friggin onewheel. HES SUPPOSED TO ONLY GO OUTSIDE FOR HEISTS!! As far as I'm concerned, this movie never existed.
@gregsmw
@gregsmw 4 года назад
he struggles to climb a ladder in one of them hes the absolute epitome of the muscleless nerd
@maggiethurber8111
@maggiethurber8111 4 года назад
“They are filled with words.” “Oh I didn’t know that.” 😂
@Haan22
@Haan22 4 года назад
Really explains a lot.
@MasteringJohn
@MasteringJohn 4 года назад
Even that's not an excuse, considering the graphic novel.
@AnnekeOosterink
@AnnekeOosterink 4 года назад
Maybe even hundreds of words! Like, I totally get that.
@Raleyg
@Raleyg 3 года назад
"We're not making this for the fans" "Then who are we making it for?" "The casual audience" "You mean the people who don't care about this franchise and already have a billion other things they could watch instead?" "Yup"
@BackSet
@BackSet 3 года назад
“Most of the movie takes place in a house.” Well at least they did something right.
@reebs_1584
@reebs_1584 4 года назад
Why put a spoiler warning, there’s nothing to spoil here
@MikeDCWeld
@MikeDCWeld 4 года назад
Except the fact that the movie is apparently complete garbage.
@Leviathan56
@Leviathan56 4 года назад
@@MikeDCWeld id still give it a watch, the story ehh, the characters ehh, the CGI actually really good
@gilgamashu1435
@gilgamashu1435 4 года назад
Hmm... Should I watch it? Im still at the beginning of the pitch meeting. edit: Nvm I think watching the movie will spoil the pitch meeting so I watched the pitch meeting instead and I feel satisfied lmao
@ultrahumantrash2488
@ultrahumantrash2488 4 года назад
@@Leviathan56 The CGI was so-so.
@MikeDCWeld
@MikeDCWeld 4 года назад
@@gilgamashu1435 definitely a good choice to watch the Pitch Meeting, always watch those. As far as the movie, it sounds like it depends on whether or not you read the books. If you did read them, it definitely looks like you're better off giving the movie a miss. If not, it sounds like a bit of a toss-up. You may like it alright if the story has any cohesion to it, but with the apparent mixing of multiple plot lines and the potential mangling of those plot lines it may prove to be too hard to follow.
@henta.i.3838
@henta.i.3838 4 года назад
Disney must've really hated the author when they made this movie.
@samuelwallace2782
@samuelwallace2782 4 года назад
The messed up thing is that the author worked on the movie and we still hot this trash
@liizzset
@liizzset 4 года назад
@@samuelwallace2782 No way. For real???
@eitanlubowitz520
@eitanlubowitz520 4 года назад
@liizzset I mean, jk rowling worked on crimes of grindlewald. And that was.....a thing. Certainly a thing
@creatorofthemind
@creatorofthemind 4 года назад
@@samuelwallace2782 where did you get the information that he supported what they did? He may have worked on it in the beginning where things appeared from the trailers to be similar to the books, but he might not have supported the changes they made.
@MarriedMule
@MarriedMule 4 года назад
@@creatorofthemind He had done interviews saying he supported the changes being made.
@jacobbruen9231
@jacobbruen9231 4 года назад
The Artemis Fowl novels are insanely well written, with very likable characters, and great world building. And Disney completely fucked it
@sagarsudhirganu8735
@sagarsudhirganu8735 Год назад
As usual....
@laterferaligatr2947
@laterferaligatr2947 Год назад
And the sad thing is the books were published by Disney
@catthemeg336
@catthemeg336 11 месяцев назад
No. Kenneth Branagh fucked it. According to him, he is solely responsible for the "salvation" of the Artemis Fowl movie. I don't know what he thinks now, but he damn well thought he was giving the people what they'd want to see.
@katymartin9026
@katymartin9026 10 месяцев назад
@@catthemeg336supposedly the original take was going to be a weird horror parody thing that Colfer was horrified at. My guess is they had started shooting and Branagh just did his best to make it more kid friendly. Pity it still ended up trash though.
@AmberMaytions
@AmberMaytions 3 года назад
"What’s the deal with this Opal Koboi?" "I just told you." *F A I R Y N O U G H*
@_dilien_399
@_dilien_399 2 года назад
Pfffhahahah! I get it, good pun!🤣
@mechazoic
@mechazoic 4 года назад
*”We’re not making this for fans of the book”* _”So who are we making it for?”_ *”See now you’re asking the right question, that’s a very good question...”* This exchange is just so perfect for this movie
@cristhianramirez6939
@cristhianramirez6939 4 года назад
Shrek: good question!
@oliverlacota3112
@oliverlacota3112 3 года назад
A good question, for another time.
@fairystail1
@fairystail1 4 года назад
Artemis Fowl the criminal genius who is known for being physically unfit. How should we introduce him? Surfing? Brilliant!
@KalonOrdona2
@KalonOrdona2 4 года назад
Right? Artemis Fowl is not Alex Rider!
@geohiekim8705
@geohiekim8705 4 года назад
@@KalonOrdona2 this isn't Artemis , it's Orion.
@iamthemarshmallow7695
@iamthemarshmallow7695 4 года назад
Dude that was my exact reaction also he wears beanie’s
@newtpondskipper
@newtpondskipper 4 года назад
Don't forget the sword training...
@iamthemarshmallow7695
@iamthemarshmallow7695 4 года назад
newtpondskipper dear god don’t remind me
@christopherlong2307
@christopherlong2307 3 года назад
As someone from Ireland I have never heard anyone say “top of the morning” unironicly before
@joimumu
@joimumu 3 года назад
I would guess the people of Ireland would only say that to tourist to mess with them
@Nevenblue
@Nevenblue 2 года назад
I'm french and everybody here walks around with striped T-shirts and garlic necklaces, so I think you must be lying
@Kaefer1973
@Kaefer1973 2 года назад
@@Nevenblue You are lucky. If I want to see a mostly correct stereotype for my region I must look at the caricatures of our neighbour country instead.
@ZenMonkeyGod
@ZenMonkeyGod Год назад
It's one of those things they may have said generations ago, but not in the modern day.
@andymac4883
@andymac4883 Год назад
@@Nevenblue Do you all carry around baguettes and a packet of cigarettes? Sincerely, a Scotsman who moved to Florida and is picking out his kilt for the next gator wrestle.
@VampChocKami
@VampChocKami 2 года назад
When I watched the movie I legitimately thought everyone involved with it must have hated the books. Some decisions are just so incredibly bad that it felt almost intentional.
@catthemeg336
@catthemeg336 11 месяцев назад
According to the director, he _read the books,_ LOVED THEM, and still TREATED THEM LIKE DIRT. Every time I learned something new about his decision-making process, I look a little bit more like angry Commander Root (from the books, obviously.)
@oneoranota
@oneoranota 4 месяца назад
Always pictured Root as a fairy version of the guy who wants PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN !!! He could have been played by the same actor, would have been funny.
@trial_with_an_error9687
@trial_with_an_error9687 4 года назад
Root being a woman legitimately ruins Holly’s entire arc from the actual story.
@beaver8844
@beaver8844 4 года назад
I dont think there was any ark for any of the characters in the movie
@beLIEver31415
@beLIEver31415 4 года назад
Just so damn ridiculous. I am not sure a single person involved in this production could have been bothered to read a 280 page children's book...
@karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
@karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 4 года назад
Compelling Chatacter arc in the books: Root just really has problems expressing himself in a friendly way and is just super strict because he knows shell he held up to higher standards as the first female Reckon officer, she actually being supportive even tough that's not really shown (on the surface looks like the sexist police chief stereotype but actually has a heart of gold ) The Chatacter in the move : what was her Point again?
@timtam3730
@timtam3730 4 года назад
@@karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 Honestly thats a pretty good arc and Root being female would force Holly to be the best she since she has to keep up the good reputation of female officers and would provide justify why Root is always strict with Holly because she wants her to be the best.
@Analog-1313
@Analog-1313 4 года назад
beL13ver I mean it’s more of a young adult/teen novel
@sandordugalin8951
@sandordugalin8951 4 года назад
"He teams up with his dad's butler, this guy named Butler." "Isn't it a little weird that his name is just his job?" "Your name is Studio Executive Guy." "Fair enough!"
@hollowboi4195
@hollowboi4195 4 года назад
Except they never call him butler
@sunnylilacs
@sunnylilacs 3 года назад
I think you mean fairy ‘nough 😉
@codebracker
@codebracker 3 года назад
Ironically that was kinda the point in the book, he comes from a family of butlers to the point of his last name being Butler and the origin of the world butler being them. There was a whole point about how they never tell anyone their name, unlike in the movie.
@SmashLiXs
@SmashLiXs 3 года назад
geoffrey butler: i beg your pardon
@holyheckinheckohheck
@holyheckinheckohheck 3 года назад
"He teams up with this guy named Butler who's been serving the Fowl family for generations." "Okay!" "And we're going to cast a black man to play him!" "Won't making the manservant who's been serving this family for generations black imply slavery?" "Actually, the solution to that is super easy. Barely an inconvenience." "Okay." "We're Disney and we're doing this for diversity!" "Fair enough!"
@elizebethstihycgenderdas9805
@elizebethstihycgenderdas9805 3 года назад
I remember Artemis Fowl books. . . The fight between the troll and "The Butler" was so damn cool, like the dude single handly brought down something that has the strength of a truck and the way Artemis figures the work around the Fairies Ultimate thing. . . It is hazy, I can't remember names of stuff. But I just remember the joy of reading the books okay! This sounds nothing like the book I remember ;-;
@hardcorelevelingwarrior6324
@hardcorelevelingwarrior6324 3 года назад
"a macguffin?" "no thanks I already had breakfast."
@breadman2177
@breadman2177 4 года назад
The whole point of Holly's character was that she was the first girl soldier EVER. Root was hard on her because if she didn't perform well, then all the young girl fairies would feel disheartened, and wouldn't strive to be the best version of themselves they could be. Having Root as a woman ruins this.
@mitchwhitfield1840
@mitchwhitfield1840 4 года назад
First female captain*. Other women had been part of the L.E.P. but Holly was the highest ranking one to date
@atlantian1242
@atlantian1242 3 года назад
@@mitchwhitfield1840 First female member of L.E.P Recon, not the entire L.E.P., Wing Commander Vinyaya was already around by the time of the first book.
@mitchwhitfield1840
@mitchwhitfield1840 3 года назад
@@atlantian1242 you right
@tadhgmcelligott3693
@tadhgmcelligott3693 3 года назад
Not soldier. The L.E.P. were a police force
@mandowarrior123
@mandowarrior123 3 года назад
@@tadhgmcelligott3693 lep is but recon is a military force with superweapons that is a counterinsurgency and defence division, as well as performing surgical raids in foreign territory. They aren't close to police at all.
@liavhanegbi2729
@liavhanegbi2729 4 года назад
Eragon and Percy: "At last, we are complete" Artemis: "Where am i?" Number 4, Dragonball amd the last airbender: "HELL"
@williamhallam706
@williamhallam706 4 года назад
"Welcome to the island of misfit movie adaptations" "Why am I here?" "All adaptations that no one likes end up here"
@sirhellguitarlord5176
@sirhellguitarlord5176 4 года назад
Mr Grey: what did I miss?
@DevilsRadvocate
@DevilsRadvocate 4 года назад
WAIT THERE WAS A MOVIE ABOUT ERAGON? AND WHY DID THEY RUIN IT.
@ranaghast
@ranaghast 4 года назад
@@DevilsRadvocate trust me, you do not want to watch it
@KalonOrdona2
@KalonOrdona2 4 года назад
@@DevilsRadvocate Robert Carlyle was the only good thing about that movie
@Radhaugo108
@Radhaugo108 3 года назад
The fact that most movie adaptations have generally failed to capture the magic of books, should serve as a wake up call to parents and educators as a reminder that books are here to stay and that reading should continue to be prioritized to children over watching films.
@Cinetiste
@Cinetiste 2 года назад
I agree... I could do a long response of approval, but people would have to read it... so... I simply agree.
@giosuecirinocarroni6743
@giosuecirinocarroni6743 2 года назад
I agree to
@weckar
@weckar 2 года назад
Why not both? Most film novelizations suck too
@dis8791
@dis8791 Год назад
They serve different purposes. Children should read books to learn reading comprehension, and can watch movies to improve listening comprehension. Neither is a replacement for the other
@sethpillay6453
@sethpillay6453 Год назад
I love books, and they've been an important part of my childhood. BUT Literature and Film are two different mediums and there are stories that can be told in one that are tough to effectively tell in the other. Books shouldn't be prioritized over movies as storytelling mediums because they aren't substitutes.
@Gcsmith12
@Gcsmith12 4 года назад
"Did you read it?" "I googled the names, and removed the main motivation of Holly by making her superior a women and removing his 'beetroot' nickname."
@alsoduke991
@alsoduke991 4 года назад
“The word popular often leads to money” Well, he is not *wrong* 😂
@kokofan50
@kokofan50 4 года назад
Only if they make a good movie that actually resembles the original work.
@justinqueso9644
@justinqueso9644 4 года назад
This comment was popular, shouldn't you get money?
@Hadrian1616
@Hadrian1616 4 года назад
🤣
@alsoduke991
@alsoduke991 4 года назад
@Justin Queso yeah ur right. Where’s my mulah?
@justinqueso9644
@justinqueso9644 4 года назад
haha
@brennur3731
@brennur3731 4 года назад
Artemis in the first book: Holds a fairy for ransom and manages to get the other fairys to give him their most prized resource (gold) and avoids getting killed by a magic nuke by falling asleep. Artemis fowl: holds a fairy for ransom and takes his sunglasses off in front of her so they could be friends
@moonyeclipsey
@moonyeclipsey 3 года назад
LMAO exactly
@cassandrabrooks5185
@cassandrabrooks5185 3 года назад
LOL!!
@Future_Vantas
@Future_Vantas 3 года назад
Must have missed that when I was skimming the book
@caspercasper5413
@caspercasper5413 3 года назад
The amount of rage I had watching the first 2 minutes of this movie. I’ve waited 6 years for this movie
@BruhMakesGlass
@BruhMakesGlass 2 года назад
@@caspercasper5413 I was so excited, heard someone describe it and never watched it
@Teague92
@Teague92 Год назад
The fact that Ryan basically plays the screen writer in this pitch as a child with no attention span is tight!
@jaddenn7660
@jaddenn7660 2 года назад
Artemis: Barely does something illegal Also Artemis: I am a criminal mastermind
@levinwu7295
@levinwu7295 4 года назад
Artemis Fowl fans seeing a pitch meeting for their book series, D'Arvit!
@ahuman2303
@ahuman2303 4 года назад
Why would we cuss at the pitch meeting
@benharrison3569
@benharrison3569 4 года назад
I was a lot happier not knowing this movie existed.
@johnathonwarner6771
@johnathonwarner6771 4 года назад
Yeah, I’m really glad I saw this before I tried to go watch it
@CrayZayJay
@CrayZayJay 4 года назад
Atlas N it means we have to watch the movie
@ahuman2303
@ahuman2303 4 года назад
Oh sorry, I got wooshed
@idaniluz652
@idaniluz652 4 года назад
everyone: why can't you make a good book adaption? Disney: it's barely easy, super an inconvenience
@TF2Fan101
@TF2Fan101 4 года назад
What would you expect from the people who approved A Wrinkle In Time?
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin 4 года назад
Well they did good with the Narnia movies.
@zachfosteraz
@zachfosteraz 4 года назад
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin thats cause they didn't do Narnia
@englishatheart
@englishatheart 4 года назад
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin did well*
@zachfosteraz
@zachfosteraz 4 года назад
Just researched it, different studio but still by Disney. So technically speaking Narnia was a successful Disney book to movie adaptation.
@user-hl7sd6yq3w
@user-hl7sd6yq3w Год назад
Out of all the adaptations I’ve seen where I read the book first, this one made me the most upset. Butler is supposed to be Russian. You don’t learn his first name right away. No one calls him by his given name, they only call him Butler, which is his surname. Juliet Butler is his 16 year old sister, not his 12 year old niece, and she serves Mrs Fowl. Artemis Fowl Sr was not kidnapped by Opal. He was kidnapped by a shipping rival. We don’t meet Opal until later in the series. Holly Short was an elf in the LEP-recon team, and she had very short hair and “nut brown skin.” She was not white. It’s like the writers didn’t bother to even crack the first book.
@cara-seyun
@cara-seyun 8 месяцев назад
Law of equivalent exchange: diversity edition To make Butler black they had to make Holly white
@glassy_rose
@glassy_rose Год назад
Honestly I wish they adapted Artemis Fowl to an animated series. I hope they do adapt it to that form one day.
@cara-seyun
@cara-seyun 8 месяцев назад
Or even just a 4-6 episode season
@TheJManOrRiot
@TheJManOrRiot 4 года назад
I’m almost certain this is how that pitch meeting actually went
@greenhowie
@greenhowie 4 года назад
Slightly less narcotics than the real one but yeah probably.
@John_the_Paul
@John_the_Paul 4 года назад
Unironically?
@Dogewing
@Dogewing 4 года назад
You're telling me this isn't the cctv?
@nishikaze
@nishikaze 4 года назад
"I'm kinda surprised, cause word on the street is her agent absolutely hates her." OMG
@InfernalShadowDragon
@InfernalShadowDragon 4 года назад
Both this and Cats have her playing a genderswapped character. Just saying...
@hinokagusuchi7040
@hinokagusuchi7040 4 года назад
I couldn't agree more what more proof do you need wheeze
@dillionjohnson7706
@dillionjohnson7706 4 года назад
Best part lmaoooo
@635574
@635574 4 года назад
@@InfernalShadowDragon i dont even know what to speculate anymore, but its hilariyus.
@DarkPhoenixSaga
@DarkPhoenixSaga 4 года назад
4:38 'He's like a Hagrid cosplayer trying to do the Batman voice and fails.' lol
@aaronroberts5272
@aaronroberts5272 3 года назад
This dude will always be underrated, the only way he gets his deserved recognition is if his videos are seen by everyone in the entire world, and everyone whose ever died comes back to life and sees his videos, and also some aliens discover him.
@nothingtodo183
@nothingtodo183 3 года назад
right?
@catherinestickels2591
@catherinestickels2591 2 года назад
I'll bet Florpflap has seen them, so that's a start
@LukeTheGhostKiller
@LukeTheGhostKiller 4 года назад
_“The word “popular” often leads to money!”_ *Yeah, it also often leads to backlash lol*
@VinceroAlpha
@VinceroAlpha 4 года назад
But in order to have backlash, you have to understand it, for the most part.
@johns9652
@johns9652 4 года назад
"I mean, it feels like fans of the book might be a little upset. Well we're not making it for fans of the book. So so so, who are we making it for? Ahhh, now you're asking the million dollar question." Star Wars fans: First time?
@tsrav5
@tsrav5 4 года назад
Is it even going to lead to money?
@sam-psonsmith9951
@sam-psonsmith9951 4 года назад
@@johns9652 don't kid yourself. Sexist Man simply didn't like the movie because of feminism...duh...
@wikansaktianto9215
@wikansaktianto9215 4 года назад
Have you ever heard...Brandishing?
@RageUnchained
@RageUnchained 4 года назад
This film resembles the book it's based on in the same way poop resembles the food you ate.
@princessthyemis
@princessthyemis 4 года назад
BUHAHAHA
@maryt.3273
@maryt.3273 4 года назад
That turn of phrase was worthy of Eoin Colfer.
@yerok5789
@yerok5789 4 года назад
God this is genius
@RageUnchained
@RageUnchained 4 года назад
@@yerok5789 thank you
@AndragonLea
@AndragonLea 3 года назад
Well, it contains many of the same basic constituent particles but rearranged in a thoroughly disgusting way that is both unappealing and bereft of any redeeming qua- Oh. Oh...
@edgewastaken2432
@edgewastaken2432 3 года назад
For the movie they literally mixed like all the books together and changed all the high quality stuff to complete garbage
@KatieMaddalena
@KatieMaddalena 3 года назад
"I feel nothing." "That makes sense."
@cara-seyun
@cara-seyun 2 года назад
All I felt was anger at how horrible it was
@andrewclastic2835
@andrewclastic2835 4 года назад
As I've read every book, this pitch meeting just saved me 2 hours of my life, 13 bucks, and a lot of pain. It still hurts though.
@Marvelfanatic3658
@Marvelfanatic3658 3 года назад
Yep😪
@pariasemi2681
@pariasemi2681 3 года назад
Same here. I just wanna shrivel up and die from such a disaster. I'm SO happy that there is a lot of fan-rage here, it's satisfying a bit.
@sethkonow870
@sethkonow870 3 года назад
Funny enough, the actual movie was only 90 minutes long
@simonwyzik8661
@simonwyzik8661 3 года назад
Anyone else just picture Butler as a jacked agent 47
@firstdyad2678
@firstdyad2678 3 года назад
Don’t watch the movie. Please
@lincolnduke
@lincolnduke 4 года назад
"So an important part of Holly's story is that she is the first woman in Lep Recon and has to work to an unreasonably high standard under her hard ass boss, Commander Root, played by Judy Dench"...
@battlesheep2552
@battlesheep2552 4 года назад
That’s so ass backwards, Root in the book is literally a cigar chomping patriarch. He’s supposed to illustrate that the LEP is male dominated, which makes Holly a strong female character for excelling in such a field. But i guess it’s more important to have more female characters than it is to have GOOD female characters.
@Chan-qk9eh
@Chan-qk9eh 4 года назад
Battlesheep sooo... They’re ruining a good female character that literally hits all the points about being unique and different that’s ACTUALLY good to replace everything by making a core idea WORSE Like, legit you’ve got feminism straight up mentioned as an issue, bringing the audience to realize that she’s a women but highlighting struggles so she’s not just a strong character, she’s a strong FEMALE character but not done like the SJWs, done actually well!
@MegaDrunkViking
@MegaDrunkViking 4 года назад
@@battlesheep2552 i think the point is more that theres a bunch of female cops atthis point so it's would feel like a dated trope. The rest of this is trash tho
@Sharkwizard
@Sharkwizard 4 года назад
Alexander West let it be a dated trope then; removing that dynamic undermines her and Root’s respective character arcs entirely.
@Jotari
@Jotari 4 года назад
Maybe there's a bunch of female cops in the developed world, but the whole world isn't like that and, if I'm right in what I hear, the whole fairy realm is presented as if it is a different society. So I don't really think it's outdated in any macro sense.
@gvdub9172
@gvdub9172 3 года назад
“Do you have games on your phone?” Subtly hilarious
@Mike_Dubo
@Mike_Dubo 2 года назад
You know, in the books, there's a mention of a movie being made by the People that would have been told from their perspective, with Artemis being a cgi character, and I feel like that movie would have been better than the one we got.
@ReasonablySkeptic
@ReasonablySkeptic 4 года назад
The fans: "Did you read the books?" EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD: "No why would i do that?" The Fans: ....*Exhale*...every time...i just don't...i just don't get why?
@taith2
@taith2 4 года назад
Books are for those egghead loosers
@ruffedgrouse2711
@ruffedgrouse2711 4 года назад
@@taith2 joke?
@li-limandragon9287
@li-limandragon9287 4 года назад
It’s easier to read dollar bills than books
@metazoxan2
@metazoxan2 4 года назад
It really is a mystery. I can understanding needing to make changes to adapt a book to film. I can understand missing the point a bit and making the wrong adaptation choices. What I can't understand is making so many changes it doesn't even follow a single thing from the book including things that obviously had no reason to be changed. Why would you spend thousands of dollars penning a script when you had a book? They litterally had a script half written they just needed to rework the book into a movie script. But somehow they wanted to spend MORE time and money to make something that didn't at all make use of it's source material. Why even put the title in there? At that point might as well make it an origional movie!
@aggressivelyplayskazoo9644
@aggressivelyplayskazoo9644 4 года назад
i was telling my friends about this, and i was like "there's less percent rotten tomatos than percy jackson" and H, well call them, whos a huge fan of percy jackson was like "WORSE? THAN PERCY JACKSON? join the club than, we have consolation cupcakes over there, you're gonna need a few"
@kingsleycy3450
@kingsleycy3450 4 года назад
"I feel like fans of the book will be a little upset." UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR. Butler dying to a troll? I want to burn down all of Disney.
@bsn0730
@bsn0730 4 года назад
Generally how I feel about Disney. I'm confused why people give them so much money.
@MJAYZ007
@MJAYZ007 4 года назад
At least they are going to do Percy Jackson right
@jeffloldee8439
@jeffloldee8439 4 года назад
@@MJAYZ007 I hope
@JSephH76
@JSephH76 4 года назад
@@MJAYZ007 lolololol comment of the year
@masterstylez6960
@masterstylez6960 4 года назад
If that wasn't bad enough, they revealed his name in the first movie instead of just calling him butler.
@karabomasibi2331
@karabomasibi2331 3 года назад
That Mcguffin joke kills me everytime
@ClaireMarieSpencer
@ClaireMarieSpencer Год назад
“A McGuffin?” “No thanks, I just had breakfast” I spit out my water
@thomaspappalardo7589
@thomaspappalardo7589 4 года назад
Don’t forget how they made Root a woman, which destroy’s Holly’s whole storyline about proving herself as the first female LEP officer. I didn’t watch the movie but I will give kudos on the actress they chose and the LEP uniform as they were just as I pictured them when I read the books
@NightmareTroubador
@NightmareTroubador 4 года назад
I was gonna say I thought he was a man? Like... what the heck?
@davidchidester5463
@davidchidester5463 4 года назад
Also casting Black actors as the Butlers who have been servants for generations. And casting Holly who has "dark nut brown skin" as white. Lol. The book has diversity, but Disney thought they'd tackle it their own way. Lol.
@EinFelsbrocken
@EinFelsbrocken 4 года назад
When you are so dependant on artificial diversity that you cant see the natural anymore :/
@zeropolicy7456
@zeropolicy7456 4 года назад
@@NightmareTroubador Correction: First RECON Officer. Female LEP Officers had been a thing way before Holly Short came along. But yeah. Casting a woman as Julius destroys her accolades as first female RECON, destroys the father/daughter-esque relationship they share, destroys Julius' motivations for pushing Holly so hard and holding her to a higher standard, and destroys a large portion of Holly's motivation to strive for excellence to honor her mother's dying wish. It was honestly the biggest slap in the face for me. I can deal with Domovoi and Juliet being cast as black, but Julius being a woman just annihilates so much nuance and context for a lot of dialogue, actions, and settings.
@NightmareTroubador
@NightmareTroubador 4 года назад
@@zeropolicy7456 I'm not surprised I got something wrong it has been a long, long time since I read the book. But when I saw the movie trailer I knew stuff was off and I'm glad I waited for reviews before watching.
@jl8138
@jl8138 4 года назад
"Oh he's like a Hagrid cosplayer who tried a Batman voice and failed." That's the bullseye-est line in any of your pitch meetings since every line in the RoS one.
@AzaleaJane
@AzaleaJane 4 года назад
In the trailer when that character came on the first thing I thought was basically "discount Hagrid"
@austinsinger7565
@austinsinger7565 4 года назад
I thought he was such a ripoff from Hagrid.
@jl8138
@jl8138 4 года назад
Never get Olaf to do Batgrid. This is screencasting 101.
@YeeSoest
@YeeSoest 4 года назад
Petition to not determine this is the bullseye-est line ever because I am watching the MCU now (first time for most of the movies in it) and there's A LOT OF GOOD ones in the Pitch Meetings to them. In every movie so far (I'm at Dark Kingdom) there was a moment where I thought "Ryan nailed it, why don't they just ______ ? Because forgetting your own powers is tight! Whoopsie! "
@GizmoFromPizmo
@GizmoFromPizmo Год назад
"A MacGuffin?" "No, no thank you. I just had breakfast." Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
@chrisblanc663
@chrisblanc663 2 года назад
I love how he never answers the question of who the movie is for, just starts plowing through the pitch.
@adriannaranjo4397
@adriannaranjo4397 4 года назад
"Is that what he's like in the books?" "Uh-ye-maybe I don't know. I d-didn't read them" "Oh you didn't" "You see I looked through them but you know they're just filled with words"
@captainvader921
@captainvader921 3 года назад
Oh, I didn't realize that
@davidjsaul
@davidjsaul 4 года назад
I've never read this series but I did read Percy Jackson and this sounds like a complete repeat of that debacle.
@jeffwei
@jeffwei 4 года назад
No, this is worse.
@ScionStorm1
@ScionStorm1 4 года назад
This is far worse. The Percy Jackson movie is watchable if changed from the book. This movie seems like it was written by a freshman college student as a failed assignment in their first semester of Screenwriting101. This movie is embarrassing on a fundamental level.
@owoofmybones5090
@owoofmybones5090 4 года назад
Yeah, the PJ movies were shitting on the fans, but this movie shits on everyone.
@ReaperOmega2187
@ReaperOmega2187 4 года назад
Percy Jackson was watchable if you hadn’t read the books, but this movie is bad for everyone
@icybeverage9276
@icybeverage9276 4 года назад
The series are classics. The movies completely butcher Artemis as a character; he's the villain of the first book, though he is the protagonist. He's a cold, calculating criminal mastermind, and Holly Short is a pressured, but fast-talking and capable police officer. In here? Ah... wellll...
@Tyrfing42
@Tyrfing42 Год назад
They apparently filmed a version of this movie that was closer to the books, and then for some reason threw half of that footage away and delayed the release of the movie to hastily reshoot it into this.
@Squirrelcollector
@Squirrelcollector 2 года назад
This was the first pitch meeting I ever watched. And I accidentally clicked on it and didn’t want to change it. Best mistake I ever made.
@limontree476
@limontree476 4 года назад
"So what's the deal with this Opal Koboi?" "I just told you" "Oh, fairy nuff"
@TheWhiteFoxTruth
@TheWhiteFoxTruth 4 года назад
Only true internet kids get this reference and I love you for it.
@nicolekemedi2814
@nicolekemedi2814 4 года назад
Artemis Fowl being a criminal mastermind was literally one of the key points of the plot. It was what made readers love the series in the first place. Removing that factor automatically made it lacklustre.
@mandowarrior123
@mandowarrior123 3 года назад
Disney can't have the main character be a villain. This has ruined many a disney plot.
@endersdragon34
@endersdragon34 3 года назад
@@mandowarrior123 Aladdin would like to talk. As would Ralph.
@mandowarrior123
@mandowarrior123 3 года назад
@@endersdragon34 what, exactly, makes them villains?
@pariasemi2681
@pariasemi2681 3 года назад
That's like THE most important thing of the whole stories. It's like the whole point of the books!! It literally starts off by talking about his criminal ways!!
@sczufelt33
@sczufelt33 3 года назад
@@mandowarrior123 ralph was a literal villain who didn't want to be a villain and aladdin was a thief and impersonated a prince for his own gain.
@maxledakis8858
@maxledakis8858 3 года назад
“A McGuffin” “No thanks I already had breakfast” 😂
@TW2Vlog
@TW2Vlog 3 года назад
WAIT! STOP! At 2:22... when you said... "Fair enough"... did you... actually say... "FAIRY 'nough"?! This man is genius.
@Zeddyboi86
@Zeddyboi86 4 года назад
Me, a huge fan of the books: *LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY!!!*
@romainsavioz5466
@romainsavioz5466 4 года назад
As you know we are not making it for the fans of the book
@jacobb.8932
@jacobb.8932 4 года назад
You do know books have words in them 100 even 1000 of them 😂
@Pikaclev
@Pikaclev 3 года назад
Same.
@Kumori90
@Kumori90 4 года назад
“What does his niece do?” “She brings Artemis a sandwich!” Kinda glad I was half drunk when I watched this.
@li-limandragon9287
@li-limandragon9287 4 года назад
Juliet is black and makes food for the white cast and her brother is also a servant to a white boy. . This is one of few times where you shouldn’t add racial diversity to a role.
@Rutrag
@Rutrag 4 года назад
I watched it the other night. The character does that, and I think alerts everyone else the fairy army is there, and avoids the troll. She is completely unnecessary.
@buzz092
@buzz092 4 года назад
I imagine the idea is to establish her as a character so that it feels more rewarding and genuine when (spoilers) she becomes his main bodyguard in future installments.
@Imman1s
@Imman1s 4 года назад
@@buzz092 You forgot to add /s to signal the end sarcasm. 9% rotten with a 21% audience score on a 150M budget film without a theatrical release and zero change to recoup the investment... this is not going to have "a future installment" until people forget it exists and it gets rebooted again in 10 to 20 years.
@Ashmurtagh100
@Ashmurtagh100 4 года назад
She is a badass mma kickboxer and bodyguard in the books and she is trash in the moive
@sergiosaunier
@sergiosaunier 3 года назад
In these Pitch Meetings, the fact that the Producer is always portrayed as being smarter than the Writer is hilarious to me.
@funygameur
@funygameur 3 года назад
"- It feels like fans of the books will be a little upset. - We're not making it for fans of the books sir." Ooh the laugh and tears I got from this one, love you Ryan
@bmaster461603
@bmaster461603 4 года назад
I feel like Ryan was extra irritated at Ryan in this one.
@vioniebeaunissant4868
@vioniebeaunissant4868 4 года назад
I know he 100% was
@joelclifton6312
@joelclifton6312 4 года назад
It's a love/hate hate/love love/love hate/hate relationship.
@bmaster461603
@bmaster461603 4 года назад
@@joelclifton6312 self love and self hate haha
@mileven3ggo3njoyer
@mileven3ggo3njoyer 4 года назад
"The word popular often leads to money." Yep, that's Disney.
@ThePrimevalVoid
@ThePrimevalVoid 4 года назад
That's every studio, why put money into a project if it's not giving you money?
@ebrosproductions3631
@ebrosproductions3631 4 года назад
Oh no, Disney is becoming mr Krabs.
@aaronl221
@aaronl221 3 года назад
@@ebrosproductions3631 always has been
@TheDawnofVanlife
@TheDawnofVanlife 3 года назад
Disney and every big studio ever. And the word of the day is "Franchise", so if you can find a series even better. And if you can pull off an extended Universe like Marvel did... Even better. Except, they usually fail.
@SubToCopper
@SubToCopper 3 года назад
LMAO
@oz459
@oz459 3 года назад
I feel like, even though the pitch meeting spoiled the whole movie, I wasn’t spoiled anything at all, just because the movie doesn’t have anything in it. Like anything at all. It just exists
@himdotcom
@himdotcom 3 года назад
"A mcguffin?" "No thank you. I just had breakfast." Absolute genius.
@cendresaphoenix1974
@cendresaphoenix1974 4 года назад
Remember when in the books the only way artamis escaped was through his brilliance? While no one knew he did? Yeah same.
@kylepessell1350
@kylepessell1350 4 года назад
Remember when he was a criminal mastermind who came up with the idea to blackmail an entire hidden world just to fund some activities that 'might' help him search for his father just because he knew that he could pull it off.
@renamedanglerfishwholivesi3424
@renamedanglerfishwholivesi3424 4 года назад
Remember when he was an actual good character?
@cranberrybleach
@cranberrybleach 4 года назад
Remember? I don’t think I want to. It hurts.
@Pikaclev
@Pikaclev 3 года назад
I do remember something about the bottom text of the first book being coded but I never finished decoding it.
@andrewlyon4495
@andrewlyon4495 4 года назад
"We're not making this for the fans, we're making this to keep the film rights to the franchise so that we might make a good movie someday!"
@mandowarrior123
@mandowarrior123 3 года назад
Or to stop their competitors making a good film with it.
@nolanfaught6974
@nolanfaught6974 3 года назад
I don't care how good they remake it, I'll boycott on principle
@slovnicurling9808
@slovnicurling9808 2 года назад
@@mandowarrior123 Your competitors can't make a good film with it if you own the rights...
@slovnicurling9808
@slovnicurling9808 2 года назад
@@nolanfaught6974 That's quite ignorant. If they gonna remake it, it would be different group of people working on it. Why punish people for someone's else fault?
@anna-flora999
@anna-flora999 2 года назад
@@slovnicurling9808 because the people working on it barely matter in the grand scheme of things unfortunately since the potential profit would go to Disney as a company and the top level managers and shareholders instead of the people actually working to bring the movie to life. At least that would be my guess for why boycotting on principle would make sense.
@melkhiordarkfell4354
@melkhiordarkfell4354 3 года назад
0:23 To be fair surfing is actually really big in Ireland in the West.
@aleiferthenorthman7935
@aleiferthenorthman7935 2 года назад
' a macguffin ?? ' ' No no thank you I just had breakfast. ' i lost it
@PoolKid75
@PoolKid75 4 года назад
1:50 "I feel like fans of the book will be a little upset." "Well, we're not making this for fans of the book." "So, so, who are we making it for?" EXACTLY!
@dansisson5222
@dansisson5222 4 года назад
Spoilers ahead, not like I’m ever gonna watch it so...
@justaguywithnoface6370
@justaguywithnoface6370 4 года назад
I laughed wen I saw the spoiler warning
@mohamedtarquijalloh1620
@mohamedtarquijalloh1620 4 года назад
I see a new pitch meeting i watch. I am just a simple man.
@AzaleaJane
@AzaleaJane 4 года назад
I watched the trailer first, that's good enough for me
@phya9324
@phya9324 4 года назад
The fandom told me to stay away so I'm ok with spoilers
@ellybean7354
@ellybean7354 4 года назад
exactly
@FMeister94
@FMeister94 2 года назад
I wish someday Disney give AF a chance with an animated series or something
@xevpennman3517
@xevpennman3517 3 года назад
a lot of stuff clearly doesn't make sense in this movie, but my question is; if they were gonna make artemis fowl _not_ a criminal mastermind, get the main fairy characters to team up with him, have opal koboi as the main villain and include the plot with artemis' dad being kidnapped *(all of which were part of the second book's plot),* then why didn't they skip over the first book completely and focus on just re-telling the second book's story, which had more than 2 locations and made all of those things make sense
@cara-seyun
@cara-seyun 2 года назад
And it has Russians, and submarines, and Russians in a submarine
@infernomagma
@infernomagma 4 года назад
I may not have read Artemis Fowl or the rest of its books, but I do know what it's like for a company to take source material that's so perfect and pure and turn into something terrible... *Cough* M Night shyamalan's The Last Airbender
@TF2Fan101
@TF2Fan101 4 года назад
*Door breaks open* Hi, I'm the Percy Jackson film series! Is this the meeting place for the 'Mishandled Movie Adaptations Club'?
@Jaqen-HGhar
@Jaqen-HGhar 4 года назад
cough A Song of Ice and FIre
@mementoviveretv
@mementoviveretv 4 года назад
@@TF2Fan101 I'm sorry buddy, did you mean the Perry Johanson movies?
@marianhreads
@marianhreads 4 года назад
Sherlock Holmes - most versions
@bobitussinX
@bobitussinX 4 года назад
M Night Shamalama ding dong
@sarahk.7302
@sarahk.7302 4 года назад
Book beginning: Ho Chi Minh City in the summer.... Director: nahhh, let’s do something else. Let Arty surf.
@SummerAzures
@SummerAzures 4 года назад
And then letting Mulch narrate the entire story when it should've been Holly... ugh. I still remember gasping reading the end of the last book where Holly starts that familiar sentence...
@andrewmulert
@andrewmulert 4 года назад
They have a deleted scene where he goes to Ho Chi Minh City. It's almost exactly like the books, but near the end strays towards the movie.
@elly8353
@elly8353 4 года назад
The idea of Artemis Fowl going surfing makes me cringe. That's such a basic thing about his character that they got so, so wrong within the first 5 minutes.
@calebhouston5799
@calebhouston5799 4 года назад
@@SummerAzures I know right!?
@makwa2004
@makwa2004 3 года назад
Yeah, because in the book, didn’t he hate exercise except for horseback riding since the horse did most of the work?
@BanaDoyabad
@BanaDoyabad 2 года назад
LOL Ryan George is so domn funny:"...U know, a thing to drive the plot forward? "A Macguffin? "No, no, thank u. I just had breakfast." Lmao he's funny af not only cuz of his catchphrases, but even the little jokes he slips in there are hilarious. Ryan makes comedy look so easy when in reality he is just that damn talented!
@therealfilmnerd
@therealfilmnerd 3 года назад
We NEED a faithful adaptation
@AJScraps
@AJScraps 4 года назад
"We're not making this for fans of the book." Every book to movie adaptation
@anaussie213
@anaussie213 4 года назад
Aside from one of the most successful film series ever, The lord of the rings...
@ImplyDoods
@ImplyDoods 4 года назад
@@anaussie213 i dont think that is the most "successfull film series ever" i mean the MCU excists lol thats one film series
@angelikaskoroszyn8495
@angelikaskoroszyn8495 4 года назад
It's kinda true but not really. Many movie adaptations of books series which already have cult following depend on fans to spread the hype. Harry Potter, 50 Shades of Gray, Twilight... All the movies wouldn't be as popular if not for a dedicated fanbase constantly bothering everyone around by claiming that their book series is the best what happened to world since USSR fell apart and they can't wait to see it on screen. It's free advertising and free consumers since fans usually don't care about a perfect adaptation but a recognizable enough adaptation On the other hand if you can't satisfy the relatively low expectations of fanbase you get twice more negative reviews than if it was an original story Movie adaptations are for movie watchers not book readers, that's true. However the marketing potential of the second group cannot be underestimated. 50 Shades of Gray would never become a multimillion dollars movie if not for the avid fans of the original fanfiction
@kohtahirano4546
@kohtahirano4546 4 года назад
Ready Player One was a pretty good book to film adaptation. Sure it wasn't adapted 100% accurately from the source, but it had the right idea for making it work as a fun theatrical sci-fi movie that definitely still pays respect to the fans of the book who wanted to see it come to life.
@seaoftranquility7228
@seaoftranquility7228 4 года назад
Kohta Hirano. Same for The Martian. But both of those were very action driven books, not so much character driven, which is usually where things fall apart for me. There are quite a few people citing LOtR as the best example of a successful adaptation and it’s easy to see why, it looks amazing, the acting is all good and it sticks pretty closely to the original plot, BUT, I don’t think PJ got the tone right. At least, not the tone that I imagined as I read. IMO the better the writer the harder it is to do an adaptation. Kurt Vonnegut once said that all book adaptations would be flawed because they all omitted the most important character in the book, the Author. I guess an author would say that tho wouldn’t they.
@LapisAndroid17ParkRanger
@LapisAndroid17ParkRanger 4 года назад
When a book is populair why change everything in the movie?....I'm never going to get that.
@dixieslav1274
@dixieslav1274 4 года назад
My guess is repeat hiring of overzealous fanfiction writers.
@theunknownreturns
@theunknownreturns 4 года назад
They don't understand our care about the source material. They also think movie goers are idiots and will like something simple and similar to everything else.
@grantpflum6844
@grantpflum6844 4 года назад
I pretty sure Ryan hit the nail on the head. No one involved in the movie ever read the books.
@ImplyDoods
@ImplyDoods 4 года назад
@@BoniJNeto the thing is those where good change is those movies where good so no one cared
@EterPuralis
@EterPuralis 4 года назад
@@dixieslav1274 fanfic writers read the source material.
@Ciborium
@Ciborium 3 года назад
While the movie is really literally a crime against humanity, this review is the best thing ever. The "McGuffin" gag still makes me laugh.
@calebmurphy9406
@calebmurphy9406 3 года назад
1:55 - 2:09 One of my favourite bits in any pitch meeting.
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