Ashley's Song - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate 

♫ 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝟡/𝟙𝟙 ♩ ♬ 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕥 𝕠𝕟 𝕓𝕚𝕟 𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕟, ♪ ♫ 🅈🄾🅄 🄱🄴🅃🅃🄴🅁 🄻🄴🄰🅁🄽 🄼🅈 🄽🄰🄼🄴 ♩ ♪ c̷̱̣̯͔̦̖̺̫̈́̓̽ą̴̛̳̼̱̀̋̈́̀́̿̌ų̵͖̘̻̘͍́̂̎s̵̩͓͑e̶̛̛̪̪̭͕̘̊̈́́̊ ̸̹̑̀̇͊̌͘į̷̟̪̳̙͛͂t̷̡̧͉̼̫̀̑'̶̖̀̍͠s̸̗̺̱̜͚̯̺̅͊̀ ̵̛̜͆͒a̸͉̰̼̾̈̉̊̃̔͘͜ș̸̯͇̘̹͕̋̊h̴̩͔͕̺̫̻̙̜̉̓̃͗̃̓̈́͘l̸̘̘̏̔̀͠ḙ̶̡̨̠͍̬̘̏͊̀͐̔̍y̶̞̦̳͋̈́͊̈́̆̔̃̈́ ♪

This could be such a great opening of a tv show based on Ashley

"And if you say no, you're toast." Does she mean I'm done for, or is she actually going to turn me into toast?

'She never combs her hair' Ashley still has pretty good-looking hair.

“Say my name.” “You’re Ashley.” “You’re goddamn right.”

I like how the singer in the Japanese version is more akin to being innocent while the English one is performing like this was her last singing role

THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC

Was not expecting this to be as much of a banger as it was, the Brawl soundtrack is iconic

If she really could "rule the world" would that not eliminate the need to do homework in the first place? Priorities, Ashley. Priorities.

Interesting how in terms of lyrics there's two different approaches of Ashley's theme EN: Ashley speaks from fiist person, Ashley praises herself JP: Ashley speaks from the third person, and people are praising Ashley

time to see how long until this masterpiece gets dmca'ed. LET IT ROCK

I really wish this (and other Nintendo songs) were on Spotify :(

I always hated playing on that gamer stage but I loved this song

I want someone to animate something for this. Like I don't know something Disney would do

What business does this song have being THIS DAMN GOOD???

1:06 "she could rule the world and still finish all her homework" you wish that was you, huh? well i do wish that was me

LYRICS: *Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?* You’d better learn my name, ’cause it's Ashley! *She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.* You might be the ingredient I seek. *Don’t let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.* You better be afraid of the great Ashley! *She doesn’t play with dolls and she never combs her hair.* Who has time for girly things like that? Eye of a newt! I cast a hex on you. Grandma’s wig! This will make you big. Kitten spit! Soon, your pants won’t fit. Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again! *She can rule the world and still finish all her homework.* Everyone knows that I’m the greatest: Ashley! *You’d better watch your step, or she’ll cast a spell on you.* I turned my teacher into a spoon! I'm a slave to my spells, and yes it’s true, well... I don’t have as many friends as you. But, I think you’re nice, and maybe we could be friends! And if you say no, you’re toast. *Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?* You’d better learn my name, ’cause it's Ashley! *Just remember this when you see her on the street.* I’m the cruelest girl you’ll ever meet! I’m the cruelest girl you’ll ever meet! I’m the cruelest girl you’ll ever meet!

If she were DLC I’d buy her immediately, I love warioware so much

I LITERALLY HAD THIS SONG LOOPING INSIDE OF MY MIND FOR 2 YEARS WHEN I JUST REMEMBERED NOW THE TITLE OF IT RANDOMLY ???

Who the hell let Nintendo make bangers like this?! 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

this sounds EXACTLY like a cartoon theme song from the 90s/00s

I hate to admit it but I like the Smash Bros version better then the original. It's way more upbeat then the original. And her voice actress for this is sounds good.

I always remember being obsessed with this level because of this theme and everyone hating when I picked the map lol.

This song is just way to good

This song gives me major Disney vibes

"She can rule the world and still finish all her homework" I love heeeer, I want to be ashley´s friend :3

I love how this character has a straight up disney villain song despite not even being particularly evil. Also this theme got a major glowup from the original

warioware: the musical

Better learn her name, because this is probably one of the best songs in S.S.B.U. Nintendo should seriously consider turning her into a TV show, she'd be a great character, and this would be an awesome opening song for it.

I raged so much on this level its unbelievable

"she never combs her hair" Her hair dirty and rock solid and full of bugs fr 💀😟

*i remember when i listen this music a lot of times in his level, was really hard*

She seriously needs more appearances or even her own Game at this Point She is one of the Nintendo Side Characters with the most potential

It's said that every girl named Ashley is special in some way. I have no idea where that comes from but it seems true

This should be a musical performance!

I love this song so much, I cannot put it into words

Sounds like something from Fairly Odd Parents

I remember listening this on Smash brawl and i didn't knew what It was saying at all i just was AMAZED with this song as a kid Still been amazed

Who's the guy next door cleaning up a haunted mansion? You better learn his name, it's Luigi

The gamer stage used to scare me so bad when I was younger when I would watch my brother play SSB4 on the wiiU, but I loved this song so I'd be vibing but terrified at the same time

This song brings so many memories back, from like 2016 on the wii u

She is the greatest Ashley after all 🤷‍♂️

Actually such a bop

If you really pay attention, the lyrics in some places are slightly different than the original, but the meaning doesn't really change.

Better learn my name cause it’s Ashley. And that’s when I die.

how does the goofy world of wario manage to pump out bangers like this

That Ashley Spirit in World of Light made me rage.

Who’s that girl living next door in the haunted mansion? It was Agatha All Aloooong!!!

「Ashley's Theme」 English version lyrics Who’s that girl next door living in the haunted mansion? You’d better learn my name, ’cause it's Ashley! She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions. You might be the ingredient, I seek. Don’t let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor. You better be afraid of the great Ashley! She doesn’t play with dolls and she never combs her hair. Who has time for girly things like that? Eye of newt I cast a hex on you. Grandma’s wig This will make you big. Kitten spit Soon, your pants won’t fit. Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again… She can rule the world and still finish all her homework. Everyone knows that I’m the greatest: Ashley! You’d better watch your step, or she’ll cast a spell on you. I turned my teacher into a spoon. I'm a slave to my spell , and yes, it’s true well. I don’t have as many friends as you. But I think you’re nice, and maybe we could be friends. And if you say no, you’re toast. Who’s the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? You’d better learn my name ’cause It's Ashley! Just remember this when you see her on the street: I’m the coolest girl you’ll ever meet.

Nintendo underestimate Ashley she deserve her own game or at least being playable in smash

When I was a kid and heard this song for the first time in Smash, I had the biggest crush on Ashley.

That fucking level

WE MAKIN OUT THE WITCHES CASTLE WITH ONE💯💯💯🗣️🗣️💥💥💥

Ashley scares luigi when shes bored

Ashley Casts The Spell Into Battle!

So what is Ashley’s relationship with Wario? Are they friends? Enemies? Do we ever see the two of them interact with each other?

Name a better glow up than the original Wario-Ware version and this one

This is good jazz music.

SO GOOD, GOLDEN, HARD-DRIVING AND HAUNTING! 😁😁😁😁😁😎😎😎😎😎😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😳😳😳😳😳😱😱😱😱😱😵😵😵😵😵😈😈😈😈😈👿👿👿👿👿🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎙🎙🎙🎙🎙🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🏄🏄🏄🏄🏄🌇🌇🌇🌇🌇🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

1:26 I love how she *suggests* potentially starting a friendship with us, before turning it into an ultimatum

those drums so 🔥

id happily become toast honestly, imagine showing up to places as a sentient piece of toast

This is so awesome! It sounds like an extended cartoon themesong!

Cada vez que juego smash y toca este song lo pauso para disfrutarlo jaja

I loved the Gamer stage so much and I heard this constantly lolll

It was jarring to listen to this, then hear the original and see how much lively this one is. The original's beat better fit Ashley's stoic demeanor, but this one is funnier, especially with the part where its "She can rule the world and still finish all her homework!"

If a Luigi's Mansion with charlie day is made, it be cool if Ashley was a recurring villain with Ashley Tisdale voicing her.

Bold of you to assume that I have any friends Ashley….

Why is the line "She can rule the world and still finish all her homework" so funny to me?

So well done

Why do i always visualize this as a musical

Her and Wednesday Addams would make great friends.

this song has no business going this hard

this song is so good 👌👌

THIS GIVES ME PTSD SO MUCH IDK WHY I JUST DOES 💀

어릴때 듣던노래 드디어 찾았네~~ 좋은 노래😎👍👍

...wow, this really sounds like a show intro.

Ever since smash bros wii u This always sounded like something off of fairly odd parents

When youre happy, you enjoy the music When youre sad, you understand the lyrics

The second best song in ssbu

When are we gonna get WarioWare Live! On Stage! ?

Ashley's VA also voices Magilou in Tales of Berseria, another Witch. Go figure.

this is such a banger

I love Ashley and WarioWare

I had a dream that this song was playing, so I thought I would listen to his irl

Man. Imagine a band called LAMP. Lyn Ashley Midna Phosphora Assist Trophy Band

Me hearing this for the first time: I hate this Me hearing this now: this slaps

You might be the ingredient I seek! **Orbulon has left the server.**

This actually goes hard..

Why is this a banger?

"I don't have as many friends as you" Bull. It's not possible to have less than 0 friends

I remember this from when I was a kid, I didn't remember Ashely going in this hard though 😂, When she said "you better be afraid of the great Ashley" she sounded like Trixie Lulamoon tehehe.

i fell like i'm being mental controlled by listening this song at least 10 times a day

Sounds like a CN op

Sounds like something straight out of fairly oddparents tbh

I constantly heard this during smash matches so I just wanted to listen to da full things.

playing this when you have the aux >>>>>>

De las mejores canción de Smash Bros ultimate , por esta canción WarioWare es de mis Escenarios favoritos en Smash xd

Love it!

I remember on another one of these videos, all of us rewrote this song in Luigi's context.