Asian Animal Rights Activist Wasn’t Ready... | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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What's up y'all. This fake animal lover thought she could go toe to toe with me. INDULGE!
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#AndrewSchulz #StandUp #Comedy
New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

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@TheAndrewSchulz 4 года назад

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@sleek4880 4 года назад

Hey andrew! I cant buy tickets for the miami show, where do I get them?

@xandergonzalez6499 4 года назад

Come to washington

@messymakaveli9098 4 года назад

bro im praying you play in LA in March, im coming over from England and would love to come see you perform

@altinveseli4646 4 года назад

Any plans for a European tour in the future? e.g in Austria, Germany, Czech Republic...

@mimoleclair9824 4 года назад

CANADA WHEN??? Come to Montreal please!

@ChewMeLikeGum 3 года назад

She admitted loss in a debate, then joined into the jokes. I like her.

@Granamerica3650 3 года назад

Not a debate though, it's comedy

@konradstrich1822 3 года назад

@@platinum2905 He's probably seeing the debate you clearly missed

@OrangeMelon419 3 года назад

True. Most ppl have have lost this skill.

@TitanicGipsy1 2 года назад

@@platinum2905 what are you talking about? Just because they like all animals doesn’t mean that they like other people

@rgjcs2793 2 года назад

@@platinum2905 blah blah blah bada bing bada boom

@MrCamocat09 3 года назад

I love how once she realized she wasn't winning she joined in on his jokes. That's real maturity right there.

@redcell2852 3 года назад

I seen that 😂 if only more conversations in this world would end on that note!"

@georgethekingiv 3 года назад

Most people just yell or scream over them nowadays so people can't hear that the other person makes sense

@noisi_tc3068 3 года назад

Not really the place either to discuss animal rights ;)

@grammarofficerkrupke4398 3 года назад

I hate it when they try to join in. They're not professional comedians and serve much better as an opponent to the comedian. Her "over rice" line just made the exchange less funny.

@grammarofficerkrupke4398 3 года назад

@Devin Breedlove *than (I'm just doing my job) I agree with you. Hecklers can be the best part of a comedians act. It forces them to ad lib and you get a good measure of their wit.

@kdub3288 Год назад

I respect that hell out of her in that she doesn’t get triggered and goes along with his jokes.

@YouTube_is_complete-total_shit Год назад

Remember she grew up 3rd world too, anyone who's been to ugly countries and shit knows to stay humble, because they have seen the reality... and this is Paradise.

@bogunnarsson6661 Год назад

@@RU-vid_is_complete-total_shitthe background doesnt take away her credit.

@dimsabor5812 Год назад

i was dissapointed she didnt get triggered

@jeengyim3072 Год назад

If you go to a stand up and you get offended you shouldn’t be there..people that go there to make bs arguments with a comedian shouldn’t be there..she didn’t want to make her self look like a bigger fool..no respect, just sit down and enjoy the show

@chucknorris277 Год назад

Respect. Lol. What people respect these days is pathetic

@hallhrndz3529 Год назад

When he said: "they eat dogs because they don't have chipotle only Chihuahua" I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Isa1ahL33 Год назад

Oh, roasted!😂

@boknow5506 Год назад

@Pioteko pag pag good enough so selling year old McDonald I'll eat any animal after that

@constantinvaldor3742 Год назад

Good joke but pretty sure chihuahuas are more expensive than food lol they pedigree breed. They probably eat a village dog no breed.

@quantum6641 Год назад

Ok but nobody asked

@hallhrndz3529 Год назад

@Pioteko yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sullyfox4993 2 года назад

As crude as it is, the "You're going to go home tonight and take a shit into clean water" is incredibly profound and something almost all people take for granted.

@jonathanvogt4341 2 года назад

Ikr! As opposed to a hole in the ground or just on the ground

@shleemlington699 2 года назад

@@jonathanvogt4341 MFer you don’t know, right?? It’s not about where you shit it’s what you’re shitting into, CLEAN WATER! We are literally SHITTING IN IT when they don’t even have clean water to drink. Mfer said IKR? It’s not a hole in the ground! 😐

@Tnargav 2 года назад

@@jonathanvogt4341 Or a random tree and strong legs.

@imallergictobullets 2 года назад

@@jonathanvogt4341 It’s not the privilege of where to shit, it’s taking for granted how incredibly valuable clean water is. People in the first world don’t even recognize it.

@mndsgn1 2 года назад

@@imallergictobullets jesus having running water/a roof over your heads/food We're better off than what 2 billion other people

@pwnership3292 4 года назад

She was actually a good heckler, she had a sense of humor and didn't just argue with emotion and shit

@poisenbery 4 года назад

I think it was her first time

@whatupshounce2284 4 года назад

She didn't argue because she was owned from the start. She didn't have a specific topic and when she said all animals, it turned into a generalization. From there he was open to take it anywhere he wanted. She should be grateful he didn't take her down the rabbit hole. Once he saw she wasn't a threat he was very cordial to her. As a person who has been to my fair share of comedy clubs, I have seen it go harsher on the heckler. Hopefully she thanked him after the show.

@youtubrone1411 4 года назад

@@whatupshounce2284 Is it possible that she was part of his 'show'? Because, to make it interesting I would. (This is just a question)

@theo7340 4 года назад

What Up Shounce why are you such an entitled idiot

@rijinn727 4 года назад

She's a filipina the worst thing she could say is "thats fucked up yes"

@f_k_4644 Год назад

heckler with a soul! loved the back and forth - glad she stayed a good sport about it.

@selmahare Месяц назад

Still a heckler, therefore still an idiot, only backed down when she realized that she was about to get annihilated, which duh of course she would.

@bdotty2320 Год назад

Hands down Andrew is the best to ever walk into the comedy scene, doesn’t give a shit about anything, smart asf and the funniest 😂 love the show bro keep up the great shit

@beckygdoe2747 Год назад

Watch your mouth.

@slavsit7600 Год назад

@@beckygdoe2747 😱

@bdotty2320 Год назад

@@beckygdoe2747 who tf are u

@beckygdoe2747 Год назад

@@bdotty2320 I'm vengeance.

@adarsh1880 11 месяцев назад

@@beckygdoe2747 batman

@lilSTballer 4 года назад

All jokes aside, she was a good sport about it.

@NoName-fm2cy 4 года назад

No doubt. 😂

@enriqueshockwave 4 года назад

just kept giving him home-runs

@RandySavagxe 4 года назад

lilSTballer he was being an asshole

@r3sianon975 4 года назад

She should be. She was interrupting his stand-up.

@RandySavagxe 4 года назад

Dawit_K I don’t subscribe to such a primitive form of entertainment this is simply low hanging fruit

@Fatkid1190 4 года назад

She took it like a champ. That woman knows she’s in a comedy club talking to a comedian so logically there was nothing to take too serious. This is refreshing to watch. 👏🏼👏🏼

@brianstory 4 года назад

That restored my faith in humanity a slight bit

@MrDeceptacon88 4 года назад

No she shouldnt be a rude bitch and stfu

@ConfusedGeriatric 4 года назад

Too much back and forth

@yhy3898 4 года назад

Her fucking brain was too slow to comprehend. Needed her English friend to tell her she's not going to win...

@benardneza7714 4 года назад

well you should take some of that shit serious and reflect a little cause the guy was making some damn good points these over the top caring and sensitiveness is a first world country luxury

@sincere1487 Год назад

Didn't know that Andrew Shultz was this damn good of a comedian i gotta check out more of his shows

@samlui3591 Год назад

For real? His been good from the start. Seen his stuff few years back before he blew the fuck up

@FinnaBusanut Год назад

His podcast, Flagrant, is good too.

@immers2410 Год назад

I dunno. He came across as a bit of a bully

@jpslim7279 Год назад

@@immers2410 lol wtf. Go find a safe space and avoid comedy.

@immers2410 Год назад

@@jpslim7279 there is a lot of punching down in his shows

@seth4599 Год назад

When he said “Cause they’d get hungry.”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jorgecastro7352 3 года назад

"Its not win or lose, its trying to understand shit". Real words

@DzinkyDzink 3 года назад

@zeroaffinity 2016* - it was a year of hatred.

@anikinmartinez4726 3 года назад

Not anymore. Now if you question something you just get attacked

@mightyjoeyoung1390 3 года назад

@@DzinkyDzink lmao. Go sit down you clown. 🤡

@frankman5193 3 года назад

@@DzinkyDzink as opposed to 1914 the year of love

@trumpwasbetter 3 года назад

Serious shit... good comedy, to bad liberals get to offended for laughs.

@ookber5176 4 года назад

"Take a shit in clean water" I never thought of it that way

@gangmember2541 4 года назад

Dimitri Petrenko lmao same. I don’t know if I can take a shit anymore without feeling guilty about it

@fsmfsm9941 4 года назад

but what would be the alternative? taking a shit in toxic waste?

@ankitbhagat9331 4 года назад

@@fsmfsm9941 Rise of the Chernobyl

@barnacleboi2595 4 года назад

@@fsmfsm9941 take a shit in the soil, as it was for hundreds of thousands of years man. It fertilizes the ground and something can grow, but we switched to this toilet system like 200 years ago cus "ew poop smells get it away from me"

@rubenscott3972 4 года назад

China is mixing 0.01 of all there toxic waste in everything they make there is toxic waste in water you just have to look closer but joke aside how do you think China can move all that trash they make more trash than the world’s combined but were is it easy and smart way is mix it in everything since you are allowed to have a bit of toxic levels they will be ok to pass to America’s standards

@maizeman90 Год назад

The good kind of heckler. One that can add to a show, without really disrubting it. She was a good sport and went along with the jokes. I can appreciate that.

@MADE4WORSHIP Год назад

This is FREAKING HILARIOUS 😂!!!

@corporate_marshmallow 4 года назад

Not an animal rights activist...just a girl who said she liked animals.

@FN-Alpha-YT 4 года назад

And there’s the activist

@AriGrande 4 года назад

I'll eat your cat.

@griffin1182 4 года назад

Im confused what this was all about, she said she liked animals and then he turned it into some weird thing

@fuzzymp 4 года назад

René Baarveld your stupid as hell

@Tinskap 4 года назад

Those kinda go hand and hand tho

@sarawilliams815 2 года назад

Lady: "they all have lives" Andrew: "they dont all need to"😂😂😂

@emergence8217 2 года назад

The way she said was typical ignorance.. i immediately know her mind and stereotyped her. 😂

@theveganblaze 2 года назад

@@emergence8217 what was ignorant about what she said?

@emergence8217 2 года назад

@@theveganblaze that sounds like a rhetorical question and your name is vegan. I immediately assumed your character too. 😂. Everything has life , even moths do but the distinction of life that matters. One is just a fuel for another powerful life form. Nature.

@theveganblaze 2 года назад

@@emergence8217 you said it yourself, you are assuming my character, and you are inventing something out of nothing. “Typical ignorance” and yet you can’t respond to a simple question, because you will dismiss it anyway to suit your own interests and to remain arrogant. Stereotyping something you know nothing about. Have you been vegan? (That question is rhetorical, because I know the answer is “No.” What are you laughing at anyway? Are you laughing at how pompous you are. I’m laughing at that, too.

@theveganblaze 2 года назад

@@emergence8217 typical gibberish response? Do you think I can’t just claim that you are spewing nonsense as well. And that I already know you aren’t going to respond to anything I say because your purpose is to troll. My purpose is to affect change. You promote the status quo, lazy thinking, apathy, hate for other creatures. To me, it doesn’t matter what you invoke. I am the one who responded to your comment. I am not doing this for you. And I am satisfied as well, because while you get a kick out of this. So do I. Calling a spade a spade is also fun for me.

@lmntsgames3848 Год назад

Cebu City is fairly rich.. richer than other places in the Philippines.. pretty sure she has never experienced real poverty where they had to eat pagpag(garbage food).. if that's the only food you can get you won't even think about how the animals felt, you just want to survive as well.. and seeing how she's lucky enough to move to the States at just 8 years old, really sure she never knew nor truly understand how poor the Philippines actually is.. I personally have been through places many people haven't even heard before and the poverty is too much that thinking about how animals will feel being eaten is not even in anybody's mind.. that's a luxury you can only get when your resources are abundant.. she lived in a city, but has she ever been on a remote island with no fresh water that they pay people to import fresh water into the island.? Has she ever visited people living in the middle of the forest eating nothing but bananas.? I did.. I personally talked to them myself.. and I don't believe she understands enough to know that these poor people can't care less about animal rights.. coming from the Philippines don't qualify her as knowledgeable enough about its poverty.. she came from a city and even lucky enough to move out of the Philippines at a young age.. she doesn't know what poverty actually is..

@NM-ok9wb Год назад

Yeah I agree with everything you said. I'm from Manila, came to America at 5 years old. I don't care how "chill" she is with the jokes, she has enough situational awareness to know she can't make a scene in a comedy club, but 100% she's just like all the other SJWs in her every day life waving her ethnicity and "3rd world country" BS around. The only people from Philippines who get to go to America are rich people, people in healthcare, women who marry an expat or people who have connections with people who are already citizens in America that can petition them. If you're in any of these categories, you're already more well off than most of the people in Philippines. She probably came to America because 1 or both of her parents work in healthcare, which likely puts her somewhere around middle class, probably had enough money to put food on the table every day, but not to splurge on frivolous things often both in America and in Philippines. The "real shit" she went through in the Philippines is likely the same type of "real shit" a middle class family living in a not so great neighborhood would go through when they're living in a big city like New York.

@HarlieHarlot Год назад

I agree. My family from Visaya. Majority are in Manila metro. When I go to the Philippines I really appreciate what I have being a u.s. citizen.

@Rhythmicons 4 месяца назад

The jokes are still racist though.

@karlodelacuesta4470 16 дней назад

I am from the Philippines, if a Filipino could afford to travel or even migrate to the US, they are definitely not poor.

@BertzTriscut Год назад

I'm always shocked whenever someone tries to put human lives as well as that of crows, elephants, and more... on the same level as bot flies and tape worms.

@cattysplat Год назад

More donations to animal charities than human charities in first world countries.

@blixxy1320 Год назад

crows are intelligent but elephants are just on a whole other level

@BertzTriscut Год назад

@@blixxy1320 Point remains thatsome lives are clearly more important than others.

@midoejw8615 Год назад

Same here my dude , ppl will pay loads of money to feed and shelter homeless animals but will pass across that homeless man like he is invincible, then they say why the crime rate is so damn high

@JayseeYT Год назад

Then Buddhism is going to blow your mind

@Zoofactory 3 года назад

Yeah.. She’s being a great sport about this.. A little humor goes a long way for all of us.👍

@jaybee8148 3 года назад

Well said

@jtguven7993 3 года назад

I was just gonna comment the same thing

@jedmcdonald4695 3 года назад

Yup, hopefully there's more people like this than we think.

@trapmo7980 3 года назад

Yes ofcourse and it was good because there was no racism really brought into it more of a comical gesture amongst her race.

@seanoreilly1832 3 года назад

She was terrible. A Californian saying she is from a third world country? Philippines is not a third world country

@BigCam.31 2 года назад

Her ability to cope with what she started and then have the humility to accept her loss and run with the show is something about 20% of people MAX could do. Respect.

@Kumayll 2 года назад

I always have had that ability I knew not many people have it tbf but after seeing these comments I was like holy shit maybe it's rare, yunno; it's so fkn cringe but people just tend to carry themselves in various stupid ways thinking that people are gonna think they're too "cOoL or they not to be "mEEsED" with lmao, life is to sort to be so bitched and serious about everything yk

@bikashnepal1377 2 года назад

Nop! She felt that constipation ahahah 😆 😂

@ok-pv7fw 2 года назад

20%? Bro that's just exaggeration at this point😂😵

@jout738 2 года назад

Yes she is asian and thoese were just opinions somebody might influence her like some western girl did, but she pleasant enough as asian to accept her lose.

@pratikkawade4861 Год назад

They should teach humility in school for this exact reason.

@MistaKnifeguy Год назад

Dude is ACTIVELY hilarious. Don't give him a finger or he'll take the whole arm. Brilliant, comedy LIVES!

@oddfreaks6452 Год назад

This…this is comedy for host and audience. I hope more audiences come to be like this…it’s just lovely

@jjccg9415 3 года назад

This dude is ruthless, but in the most non-malicious way.

@VueiyVisarelli 3 года назад

That's the best way to roast: where the person who _was_ mad at you can't help but laugh.

@jjccg9415 3 года назад

@@ireallycant4416 Dont be a pussy

@jjccg9415 3 года назад

@@ireallycant4416 Did you just assume my race? Bro, you racist as hell. Plus, I ain’t even white.

@gerrychan5729 3 года назад

He’s ruthless, but if we can’t make fun of ourselves then we might as well hold our breaths.

@jimreimers4213 3 года назад

Definetly. He was totally non insulting they both did great. I love the, my American friend said I will not win!!

@jonathanedward5062 4 года назад

I just realized how important comedians are nowadays in this politically correct age.

@ILikeCHEEZ9 4 года назад

Uhhh that's how it's always been. Really low hanging froot here, the man himself, Carlin. Generations before this. It's nothing new bud, keep up

@YeOldeGabe 4 года назад

Comedians have always been like this... what...

@ILikeCHEEZ9 4 года назад

@@YeOldeGabe you gotta say it to them slowly. They ain't too bright

@segmentgweezy4228 4 года назад

its really not that deep

@noire2438 4 года назад

ILikeCHEEZ9 hence he said “just realized”

@SkyClears Год назад

First video I’ve seen of this guy and also the first time I’ve seen a comedian be respectful with his roasts, well done.

@gatsu. 10 месяцев назад

love the mix between comedy and realtalk

@mikeg3439 2 года назад

Smartest heckler I've seen in some time, she remained fairly friendly, even admitted that her friend stated she was not going to win this debate.

@tjcogger1974 2 года назад

I don't think she was a heckler. I think this was a crowd work show

@nickmagrick7702 Год назад

that was her just trying to back out of it gracefully, because she didn't want to be embarrassed

@mikeg3439 Год назад

@@nickmagrick7702 thus she is, to me, the smartest I've seen in some time. Gracefully backing out was the right call.

@wolfelizondo558 Год назад

She lost the moment she started

@aljoschadietrich9040 Год назад

its not a debate, it was a joke. He said that an animal wouldnt care about her and just kill her right? Like cecil the lion would kill you. But that doesnt mean we can just go and shoot lions

@iluvdissheet 3 года назад

I will never understand why people try to argue with someone holding a microphone. Doesn't matter if you're right, microphone ALWAYS wins...lol

@Insomnia4321 3 года назад

I dunno dude ive seen a heckler take control of the crowd a couple times and lemme say the victor is and always will be the one getting the most laughs

@Galdring 3 года назад

I owned a comedian in the comedy cellar, once. My friend and I were visiting from Norway, and the ladies at the next table had caught on to us being foreigners. When the comedian asked if there were any Europeans in the audience, the ladies called us out. The comedian asked some questions about Norway, looking for a joke, but it was pretty clear he knew nothing about the place. Now... I was so shitfaced that I don't remember what my joke was, but to my surprise, the audience burst out laughing. They must have been as silly drunk as me. The next comedian on stage came by our table, grabbed my hand, and patted me on the back. Life achievements! Gonna tell my grandchildren that tale, I just wish I remembered my joke... That way it wouldn't be grandpa's funny blackout story.

@isaiah8988 3 года назад

Not always ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-t3D8AFcGaGc.html

@hamzterix 3 года назад

Agree, people mentally prepared themselves for the main guys to be the funniest and play along.

@arturkumissov2054 3 года назад

320 sheeps agree with you. The loudest doesn't allways wins. What kind of logic is that? For the sake of comedy she let him have it. Otherwise his points were weak in this clip. People with religious background think animals are here to serve humans. You can love all animals and still kill and eat them. Religion divided humans from nature and animal life and we will pay for that. Why making fun of poor people sitting on a high horse? You can do better than that Schulz

@ractmo 10 месяцев назад

The last part got me@ thinking about your home country on toilet seat 😂😂

@steve5825 Год назад

This guy makes a whole show out of his hecklers

@salvador9188 3 года назад

I can’t believe this was filmed in 2020 this seems like a 2000 stand up show when everyone could take a joke

@csv8944 3 года назад

Or maybe we have not yet all fallen victim to the woke cancel culture. I sure hope so

@elchucofried5683 3 года назад

@@csv8944 or maybe cancel culture is blown out of proportion. Half the people online arent even from America and here we are

@pitsahat2 3 года назад

@@csv8944 the best way to go against it is to never apologise and just tell those people to fuck off. The moment you apologise is like an admission of guilt to them.

@drewbadwolf5182 3 года назад

I have faith in humans again, a little

@theglassmaster3140 3 года назад

Someone in that audience was losing their sht. We just didn't get to see it.

@aldntv8028 4 года назад

“We’re not gonna win this” No but please keep trying so we can get this content

@CruzACZ 4 года назад

Her friend knew it wasn’t going to end well for her.

@azih8626 4 года назад

lmao why enter an animal rights talk as an asian that’s literally walking right into it, and she even announced she was asian before he probably even clocked, as she weren’t front row and that’s usually where his victims are, so practically begged for the roast

@sagara9607 4 года назад

yes please

@ramihockey0012 4 года назад

I respect her answer lmao

@TheSpartan3669 4 года назад

@Inebriatd People have always been dumb. Now they're free to express that.

@ehsaanmalik6142 2 года назад

That was brutal. Lesson learnt : You don't try and be an activist in a comedy show.

@PettyGG 2 года назад

Nothing "brutal" about it. Everyone had fun...

@colecampbell1906 2 года назад

Guarantee she wasn't having fun lol. She just can't make it obvious that she's mad or she'll be another meme.

@user-dx5bn4yk4f 2 года назад

@@colecampbell1906 clearly we asians handle our emotions better than you emotional and woke Americans

@AjenjoAnejo 2 года назад

Most activists are not activists. They just like to annoy people with pseudomorals on the internet. Term just gets thrown around.

@daddyrabbit835 2 года назад

Because she loves animals doesn't make her an activist.

@towelietowel4513 3 года назад

“They don’t have Chipotle they have chihuahua” LMAO

@fw.ITdeqmn 3 года назад

lol

@The911technician 3 года назад

Wanna her high? 😂

@scottmichael7178 Год назад

I will say i gotta respect her, she didnt start freaking out and yelling and took it on the chin like a frickin champ. Good job to both lol

@DhooomKetu Год назад

She is the epitome of ' if u can't beat them join them '

@Mr12justin 4 года назад

these the type of hecklers i like she wasn’t too rude and the crowd got a little but out of the exchange thats how it should be

@truecrimejungle 4 года назад

"I just told me friend were not gonna win this" - yeah, she was WAYYYYYYYY too serious...

@jabber1924 4 года назад

when she said she moves out when shes 8 i was like.."you barely exp. our country dont do this you americanized girl"

@jjenko6366 4 года назад

It was probably a set up

@fanzirelli 4 года назад

Watch more Shultz! This isn't a heckler this is his whole bit. Crowd working beast

@xWingzTV 4 года назад

Lol these aren’t hecklers idiot Andrews the one who starts shit…

@blairstewart5636 4 года назад

She took it like a champ. There were several things she could’ve gotten offended about, and she may have, but she understood he’s a comedian and it’s all part of an act.

@snowgoons4k850 4 года назад

omg shut up blair stewart

@PHInomenal79 4 года назад

And if she were offended, what would she have done? Absolutely nothing! 🤣

@blairstewart5636 4 года назад

James Nosactivated she was laughing a long with the jokes because she understood they were jokes. Many people in today’s society would’ve gotten offended and pissed off but she didn’t so good for her.

@blairstewart5636 4 года назад

Phi Truong that has nothing to do with my comment. Move along.

@souldier2875 4 года назад

I mean she did completely put herself out there to be saintly

@ukcitizen1158 5 месяцев назад

Absolutely smashed it lol!

@thomasbailey9605 Год назад

Outstanding!!

@Tony36271 4 года назад

“I’m technically from the third world, technically.”

@eldirtyfaygo5395 4 года назад

It means she's been domesticated and is guilty for hanging with them white guilt guppies 😂

@PowderedDonutz_ 4 года назад

Anthony yeah that was cringe

@Samanosuke1138 4 года назад

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

@Daveoghscope 4 года назад

Dude, having the capacity to immigrate to a 1st world country at age 8, isn't the kind of poverty that would push someone to eat dogs or some "real shit" like that. This lady's just soaking up the spot light.

@Samanosuke1138 4 года назад

Daveogh the Guy That depends on her immigration story. She’s from the Philippines so it’s likely her story is the same as others who come from there where someone married her and got her family over here. But again, we don’t know,. She may have eaten a dog or two

@godwinikah6789 4 года назад

"they don't all need to“ 😂😂😂

@jerow7204 4 года назад

thats a fact

@aaryo_dhravidan 4 года назад

@@jerow7204 no its not.. Y do u think u need a life? Lmao.. 😂

@Elrohof 4 года назад

@@aaryo_dhravidan That's still a fact.

@karunaveerakathi9268 4 года назад

@@Elrohof that's your opinion

@aarohansharma4551 3 года назад

@@aaryo_dhravidan well they don't *need* to, right?

@johnnordman8248 Год назад

OMG I laughed so hard!!! So true and on point! Subbed you!!!

@hipopotomusman 7 месяцев назад

So glad this older video was suggested, laughed so fuckin hard I really needed a laugh Lmfao god damnit

@dmpunk 3 года назад

Now that he mentioned it, the fact that we shit into perfectly clean drinking water is kinda fucked lol. Had me deep thinking for a while

@larrybart7633 2 года назад

on god

@astrailiaous_Sempticreed 2 года назад

Would you want smelly fish salt water to fill youre bathroom and house and erode youre pipes?

@shinigamieyes2600 2 года назад

If you think it’s perfectly clean then go drink it

@dmpunk 2 года назад

@@shinigamieyes2600 the water comes is directly from the drinking water supply so is clean. maybe it's different where you live

@bigslim7870 2 года назад

I think I’m Japan they have a system where their shower water or faucet water is recycled for their toilets.

@hoofgripweightlifting6872 3 года назад

I’m Filipino and I laughed so hard rice came out of my nose. Well played. That’s the problem in America. Many are so freakin sensitive. It’s okay to laugh. Ethnic jokes are the funniest.

@kensh851 2 года назад

I'm Filipino and you're not even Filipino to begin with.

@blackroberts6290 2 года назад

@@kensh851 benefit of the doubt lods, benefit of the doubt

@martinilardi1196 2 года назад

@@kensh851 what? how do you know that?

@arkyudetoo9555 2 года назад

And about the eating dog part, it's true. Some people do eat dogs here, they even let you try it without telling you what the fuck you're eating. I'm not gonna fall for that again.

@KOTAPHYSICS 2 года назад

exactly people are sensitive here...otherwise in philippines we would murder people lmao!

@ryckarduhryckarduh180 10 месяцев назад

I cant imagine how good it must feel to know you're not even using your material, you're just improvising and it does the trick perfectly

@dotty4654 Год назад

Brilliantly owned, hilarious 😂😂

@dailydoser1309 4 года назад

I'm very impressed that she diddnt get all indignant and self righteous.

@nopenotnever 4 года назад

She isn't white. Simple

@ArcDevErik 4 года назад

She saw the L coming.

@whiteurkel6175 4 года назад

Daily Doser almost as if the media is manipulating who people really are

@itsddashrock 4 года назад

CLPmakesMEhappy More or less.

@69djpitbull 4 года назад

Shes filipina. They're not open to doing it in public. They hide emotion till they get home

@adamknight1387 3 года назад

just avoid arguing with someone that has the stage and mic. they have the high ground. lol. you cant win. unless its amy schumer. then you might win.

@geddstock 2 года назад

@@longfeijiang2449 😂😂

@calculator4482 2 года назад

@@longfeijiang2449 HAHAHAAAA...... Good joke

@tontobonto2073 2 года назад

@@longfeijiang2449 lmaoo

@maku4814 2 года назад

No chance against amy schmuer. Whatever you say she's gonna turn into a fart / sex joke and you're done.

@burakeren 2 года назад

But then that means you've gone to a Amy Schumer show and why would you do that?

@roynortonjr3251 Год назад

Absolutely hilarious 😆

@Theyralltakenfu Год назад

I like that she was smiling and laughing along with it. I honestly thought she was going to get hyper and back talk him, but that never happened. Her BF telling her she's not going to win was spot on, you never win over a professional comedian.

@billparker244 3 года назад

Shitting in clean water is the best point I've ever heard in this argument lol

@dirkremmington 2 года назад

I'm using this tomorrow....no idea where...but it's getting used...

@theempire00 2 года назад

@@dirkremmington lol

@d6wave 2 года назад

so in a court case i can bring this argument if i am accused of abuse and corruptions violations etc. !? or in a moral debate !? that's like going to a judge and tell her or him that i like punching kids and he's in no measure to judge me bc he shits in clean water. that argument doesn't invalidates OTHER ACTIONS (or my yours etc actions).

@d6wave 2 года назад

on the absurdity and contrast between classes sense it's a good point. just that

@krystalsperfectteeth8194 4 года назад

*If we are being honest Andrew’s still very underrated.*

@MrBob2212 4 года назад

I know you’re right but very much so

@djrascal445 4 года назад

💯

@RandySavagxe 4 года назад

I know you’re right but he’s honestly being an asshole

@chickenisindeedmystyle7316 4 года назад

Just cuz famous platforms don’t want him doesn’t need mean he’s not known

@AMAStudios 4 года назад

He's better off doing this than forced specials

@welshlad6427 Год назад

Class 😂

@treasuretrails Год назад

The poop joke broke her into silence lol

@sethslytherin 4 года назад

Most comedians hate hecklers. Andrews includes them to his act

@KennyBucketz 4 года назад

Sharon Joel Jaison Andrew will include you wether you’re a heckler or not. He goes into it wanting to interact with them. It’s a big part of his show, especially for RU-vid. He’s not giving much of his actual act out, but he’s promoting himself with his audience work since that always changes. And I wouldn’t call this woman a heckler. At the beginning, her answer makes it seem as if Andrew might’ve started a dialogue with her. That being said, if he feels you’re distracting the show, Andrew will kick you out. I’ve seen it live. This was most likely Andrew choosing to speak to her and not her heckling. She seems reasonable

@sowhat... 4 года назад

How do you know she's a heckler?

@maxmunoz95 4 года назад

This is crowd work she wasn't a heckler

@Aeyahuasca 4 года назад

Bro no most comics do not hate hecklers

@Ryder056 4 года назад

Check Jimmy Carr he's amazing at burning hecklers

@youmadbro7733 3 года назад

I don’t even think Andrew prepares for a show. He just goes up, takes a seat, makes his observations and reacts to the audience.

@caleb484 3 года назад

That's his whole stichk....crowd work. And if you heckle....that's just a good setup for the rest of the night for hm😂😂😂😂

@mindy829 3 года назад

Incredible talent!

@mayankdewli1010 2 года назад

All he has to do is pass condescending remarks to someone from third world and it's considered "funny" by his fans. If it's asian throw in the dog joke. If it's middle eastern african or some other ethnicity you talk about some other stereotype and people laugh like lunatics. It's definitely not funny but it's american humor. Apparently High handed condescending entitled behaviour is considered funny in north america

@nyjohn-dk6xt 2 года назад

@@mayankdewli1010 not sure why your watching this video if you don't like him, that says more about you than our sense of humor.

@countys32 2 года назад

Yeah its called crowd work dummy.

@porterhouse7260 4 года назад

the chick off the right hand side of the stage, just sittin' there, starring, barely laughing, with a pile of beer in front of her. haa

@xavierfrehner581 4 года назад

Porterhouse fr she six deep 😂😂

@edalv6580 4 года назад

She got a nice buzz lmao

@germaninvasion121 4 года назад

It hasn’t kicked in yet 😅

@youngarod2387 4 года назад

Loool

@MINTEYFRESHxx900 4 года назад

Thank you for pointing that out😂😂

@bercor6014 4 года назад

On a serious note, I like this lady. She's not a typical Karen

@bercor6014 4 года назад

@eric gonzalo omg haha lol. Racist much

@miguelsanchez4554 4 года назад

Not a white liberal is probably more accurate.

@denachtconducteur7070 4 года назад

@seandepoppe6716 4 года назад

FUCKING KAREN!!! my wife and I always say that. whether its at the gps or some dumb women driver we call them all Karen! everyone knows that there is "that Karen" out there. Have a great day!

@bercor6014 4 года назад

@Mircea o they are not my brother. I've seen an Asian Karen once and damn, that changed my perspective on life.

@gorvlivin Год назад

“They all don’t need to.” Lmfao

@akagisenpai7978 10 месяцев назад

Wow an entertaining heckler gotta need more of that

@tuli0hwut78 4 года назад

“They don’t have Chipotle, they have Chihuahua” that killed me

@LionHGH 4 года назад

ChiWAWA lol

@user-pw3rl9ks4n 4 года назад

That was actually a good way of seeing it

@raidernationkmc 2 года назад

This is a perfect example of how comedy and crowd interaction should work...person is mature enough to realize they payed to see someone's who's job it is to insult and roast everything possible....she understood the assignment lol

@capo4ever334 Год назад

They should never work because the crowd shouldn't talk at comedy shows unless the comedian talks to to them

@aceofwizardsnephelite829 Год назад

This is not how crowd interaction should work. She felt the need to draw the spotlight on herself when there were a ton of people there to enjoy the show. She wasn't mature, she was entitled.

@connaeris8230 Год назад

That's not how crowd interaction should work. Comedians should come with a full show prepared, not rely on mocking their audience.

@aceofwizardsnephelite829 Год назад

@@connaeris8230🕸🕸

@TimothyGod Год назад

@@connaeris8230 Holy shit lol

@chapuiserwan1701 Год назад

simply the best

@tbos5676 Год назад

Nailed it

@rambotambo9907 4 года назад

“They don’t got Chipotle, they got Chi-huaha!” 😂😂

@samie5856 4 года назад

🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JeriPatrickAPaler 4 года назад

People that I know who eat dogs here don't eat expensive dogs and Chi-huahua has no meat hahahahahha

@rambotambo9907 4 года назад

Jeri Patrick A. Paler have you ate it before? I’ve seen it cooked and eaten. But never had the chance. I’d definitely try it though. Definitely not a chihuahua though. I’d want a labrador, or a chocolate lab.

@ljyljy88 4 года назад

@@rambotambo9907 Had it before in china, honestly not that bad. Thought it tasted like goat meat.

@rambotambo9907 4 года назад

Chris really?!?! I don’t like goat because it’s too gamey of a taste. So I wouldn’t like dog. Thank you very much for the response!

@matthewcooper4248 3 года назад

"I was like eight years old." So you were raised in America.

@steveking6792 3 года назад

TECHNICALLY 😂

@porto1st 3 года назад

@King K Calm down bro. It’s easy to tell that he’s about to make a joke implying Cebu is poor. So she can either play along and say mediocre to give him something to work with,, or she can straight up say no it’s rich and be a bad sport.

@johnvines4875 3 года назад

Plus Philippines isn’t like the real third world country , try and survive in Somalia

@Yup_ItsHer 3 года назад

Anyone who came to the states from the Philippines in a very young age is rich in the philippines. Usually they have businesses and stuff and like own a resort

@johnvines4875 3 года назад

@@AchillesTM Did I say it was?

@primitivepestilence1349 Год назад

"Take a shit in clean water" lmfaooo Moe I can't

@thesaiyanprincevegeta Год назад

She was a good sport, breath of fresh air

@bar10ml44 11 месяцев назад

BRILLIANT and congratulations to both

@kushalthapa3548 2 года назад

She was an example for: "If you can't beat them, join them" 😂😂

@fc-pl9kr Год назад

If you can't beat em eat em

@boodledemic6430 9 месяцев назад

@@fc-pl9krKirby?

@averagejackmedia609 3 года назад

"I'm technically from a third world country" *victim mode engaged*

@arcturus4762 3 года назад

lmao imagine being from a third world country *Cries in stuck in Latin America*

@suckit4669 3 года назад

He was the one arguing that she is from a first world country, she just denied that claim.

@diomorota9178 3 года назад

*Filipono trait activated*

@kasperwozowicz 3 года назад

Nah I dont think that was a case

@boldbenedict4488 3 года назад

@@suckit4669 I'm from Philippines. Trust me. This girl never went into shit. She's in one of the wealthiest city of our country and she moved to foreign country at the age of 8. Her saying she went into a shit life in earlier days is bullshit. We all know that no family could afford to go to other country from poor parts of our country. She was just born lucky.

@heavybre 10 месяцев назад

Thing about Schultz is that he don't even have to write jokes, just give him a heckler and thats half his show right there😂

@dapper892 Год назад

The toilet bit busted me up 😂😂😂

@chubi167 3 года назад

Man this blonde chick in the corner is not impressed.

@stylisheko6745 3 года назад

Now that was a true undercover activist right there

@monkeyddizze 3 года назад

Haha saw that

@itdidnotworkmichael 3 года назад

Too be fair, she was laughing toward the end. See all those bottles in front of her? She might be a drowsy drunk...

@dhanushvarthiboina 3 года назад

She is vegan

@derrekhoffer7728 3 года назад

She boring

@dtzyYT 4 года назад

As a Filipino, I can confirm that chihuahuas are overrated.

@TheBaconism 4 года назад

I almost liked your comment but i was like naweh doesnt feel right

@drumboarder1 4 года назад

Flavour wise though?

@ziyadkutbi7767 4 года назад

I misread it as overeated... lol.

@paraglokhande936 4 года назад

@@ziyadkutbi7767 i read overheated lmao

@evertspojken 4 года назад

Too small right? Newfoundland would be better lmao

@Sarah-cs9wp 9 месяцев назад

Empathy and compassion are signs of higher intelligence

@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 9 месяцев назад

But not for humans?

@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 9 месяцев назад

By the way, I agree. Just trying to get more out of you.

@Sarah-cs9wp 9 месяцев назад

@@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 of course. For humans,animals, our planet. Often the smartest person in the room is also the most compassionate. Factually. Ppl w/lower intelligence tend to be more self centred

@SteversChed 9 месяцев назад

@@Sarah-cs9wp The people who claim to care the most use animal products from the same animals that normal people eat. Dishonesty and hypocrisy are not a sign of someone being smart at all.

@philipadcock3508 Год назад

Dude i love you. Funny af.

@theviking8513 3 года назад

You had me at: “.....they all don’t need to”

@dodumichalcevski 3 года назад

just like all human dont....

@craigbielsky115 3 года назад

@@dodumichalcevski YEP LETS START WITH YOU SINCE YOU VOLUTEERED....

@dodumichalcevski 3 года назад

@@craigbielsky115 🤦

@niklashall5969 3 года назад

Neither do humans!

@MichiB202 3 года назад

Such a sad way to talk about living beings.. especially if comes from a human

@gg2023 3 года назад

Never thought about that, we really do take shits into clean water huh?

@zoeinkerman969 3 года назад

Crazy , the world is crazy . If only there was no greed.

@gg2023 3 года назад

@@zoeinkerman969 is it really greed lol?

@zoeinkerman969 3 года назад

@@gg2023 I mean yea, in my opinion It's crazy that half the world is shitting in clean water , when the other half hasnt even got access to it If everyone made it a priority to make this world a better place (greedy billionaires and politicians) it wouldnt be so crazy. Its 2020 , there is literally no reason for starving dying children.

@zoeinkerman969 3 года назад

@@gg2023 well actually, its not greedy for you personally to take a dump in your toilet . I'm more so saying the fact we are so advanced yet leaving parts of the world in such poverty is greedy .

@gg2023 3 года назад

@@zoeinkerman969 hmm, I don't know man. There are plenty of people who do care and who have the resources and use them to help in a meaningful way. And I do think change is happening but the scale at which it has to happen is so big that it can only happen very slowly. To them they probably see it. But to us living here in our comfort, we don't notice it.

@chinoyomaji288 Год назад

1:19 aye this girl drops a smile and picks it back up pretty quickly. lmao

@Rugidios Год назад

The last take on the water is gold ahah

@sdotleem9271 4 года назад

This to me is a true Mark of a comedian that you can do live jokes on the spot instead of relying on your routine

@daveg4236 3 года назад

This is his routine pretty much. He's probably got a set just in case the crowd is a dud

@youreokay7888 3 года назад

Oh hi Mark

@jf3130 3 года назад

But it's not a true measure of a comedian, at all. Many are great comics but don't have or don't do crowd work. Many!

@johnnysliick3064 3 года назад

@@daveg4236 oh yeah he probably has jokes ready for anyone no matter what part of the world they’re from.

@robertolds9243 Год назад

So glad I watched that till the end! Hilarious dude!

@behemothbob 4 года назад

It’s funny because Cebu is actually one of the richest cities in the Philippines

@JohnpaulDejoria666 4 года назад

Signal Elm yep , my wife is from the Philippines and she said the same thing as you. She went for the victim angle. She had to think for a second how she was going to answer it. Lol

@thefirststrike 4 года назад

@@JohnpaulDejoria666 I am sure everyone in there, including the comedian, realized it was a rich part of the country by the way she hesitated to answer.

@JTu8925 4 года назад

Yea. Cebu is the rich part.

@goondocksaints9597 4 года назад

Yeah, I could tell by her hesitation that she wanted to back up and avoid that question altogether. It made me investigate and I was right, she didn't want to 'go there' because she was trying so hard to 'technically' claim third world victim points.

@duncan2254 4 года назад

nope

@petergarcia1866 9 месяцев назад

On point

@terrencehamm4662 Год назад

I was like: who only fights for the rights of Asian animals?

@ericwong4213 Год назад

In some region in China where they have festival to eat dog meats, sometimes there are group of activist messing up in the market to protest about eating dog meat. A stall owner confronted them in debate. Why does eating dog is more sadistic than eating chicken? Does animal need to be cute enough so people can save them while the ugly one just roll into slaughter house? One of the protestors shouted The Americans are laughing at us. You made us look bad. The stall owner asked again, if tomorrow Americans no longer eating chicken and pork, do we have to stop eating as well? And most of protest group left because they got embarrassed.

@wilrobles6219 Год назад

I love how this comedian sets people up. Ingenious.

@jeremysales1232 26 дней назад

They set themselves up. He just goes with the flow.

@wilrobles6219 26 дней назад

@jeremysales1232 There's certainly a give and take.

@revredbeard3289 4 года назад

When heckling goes Right. Looks like everyone had a great time and enjoyed this.

@NaruSanavai 4 года назад

Except for that blonde that was just left of Andrew: never put her beer down, never laughed, never smiled around the bottle. She was only there to get drunk.

@sowhat... 4 года назад

@@NaruSanavai Why is everyone talking shit about her? She did laugh and did put her beer down. Y'all just making shit up.

@goaldineyelife6291 4 года назад

It's not that it went right it's just she didnt get into her feelings.

@Hecameup 4 года назад

It was part of the show... standard industry stuff here

@jadenakal5176 3 года назад

Me:Google's Cebu Google: Cebu is the wealthiest city in the Philippines

@Yup_ItsHer 3 года назад

Its not the wealthiest but its up there

@hariseldon3611 3 года назад

@@Yup_ItsHer why not

@cavitenoblackpill9720 3 года назад

@@Yup_ItsHer cap 🧢 cebu was named The richest province . FOR THE SIXTH TIME IN A ROW.

@lindaletabasa7760 3 года назад

@@Yup_ItsHer Cebu is the wealthiest because it makes the most tax money. But with our government system, all that money goes to NCR and they get to decide what to do with that money. In which case NCR decides that NCR gets a huge chunk of the national budget.

@realtalkreactions8382 3 года назад

Cebu is a dump like the rest of the country

@savannasavenko 3 года назад

The way he cuts her off by saying “we don’t gotta get into it” 😭💀

@marcsmith6638 Год назад

Had me dying

@newzealandhoris4208 Год назад

That was just awesome

@faridfrisby6781 4 года назад

This is the only channel worth receiving notifications from.

@AdityaMisra 4 года назад

Amen!

@Kevin-ne5yq 4 года назад

💯

@ThisShitAintNothingToMeMan 4 года назад

Well i JUST turned on the notification cuz before any video got uploaded here would be on my homepage right away cuz i watched every single video on his channel