Asking a Home Warranty Scammer What is in the Basement of the Alamo 

I receive scam phone calls every day. While my improv skills are weak, I try to irritate or interrogate them anyway.
I wanted to play this one with stupid questions, like whether the warranty covers damage from beavers. He said yes, so I kept up the interrogation.
My apologies to Texans. I got confused about the location of the Alamo.
Borrowed two clips from "Pee-wee's Big Adventure" (1985)
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Bumper Music: "Surf Rock" by AlexGuz, free use under the Pixabay Content License (pixabay.com/mu...)
Map Music: "Banjo Love" by Fresh Morning, free use under the Pixabay Content License (pixabay.com/mu...)