Asmongold Reacts To "Very Serious Business" - Internet Historian 

My favorite part is the second he mentions unmoderated Twitter feeds you just know that anyone with even a passing understanding of internet culture just went "Oh no"

Internet Historian is the only one who could convince me to play a mobile game.

So basically, everything was going great... *until 4chan found out about it*

" _It's essentially the proportional spacing between fonts, but why does it matter?_ " - Internet Historian " _It doesn't_ " - Asmongold *Immediately proven wrong in the next pic*

The problem is that the conference was for engineers and their managers. Engineers tend to not know how humans can act.

the correct term for a hobo living in a McDonalds is a "McRefugee"

The fact it happened at an Agile conference is just perfect, Agile is all the documentation and thought process behind designing software and somehow they didn't think people would misuse the hashtag 😅

_"There's like, a heroin addict passed out in the corner... it's still good chicken."_ fuckin' A 😂

"Woah, is that the Saskatchewan sauce???" As a Canadian who lives in Saskatchewan, I wish that was a thing.

The stories about McDonalds and KFC in the US were certainly eye opening, I've never experienced any of that at the ones in my country. A few homeless people coming in to get a coffee is about as dramatic as it gets.

In DiGiorno's defense, that hashtag works a whole lot better for them than the women's thing.

Q: Can burgers be racist? A: Is water wet? A: It depends on who you ask.

"In 2009 when it was completely acceptable to be a psychopath on the internet" oh contraire black adder

The Shadow Legend ad reminds me a lot of Bill Burr. He always starts out trying to just read the script and then he goes completely off the rails. He talks about dipping his berries in chocolate for his Shari's Berries ad, he implies that the massage company hiring him does home visits so you can get your handy in the privacy of your home, the whole works. He's absolutely amazing that way but he can't keep a sponsor to save his fucking life. :D

Love that Asmongold never really skip Internet Historian's ads, and actually do have a "reaction" comparing others. LOL

I love how the Internet didn't fuck with the MeetTheFarmers hashtag. But then as soon as they push a more corporate campaign the Internet rips them a new one! Truly the great equalizer.

Asmon, you gotta understand businesses don't consider things like this, they still treat the internet as harmless beyond phishing attempts and DDoS attacks. I was just at a conference last year with an open hashtag on Twitter....

Agile, its the thing where you are a developer, you know the languages and how to program, but that project manager, that knows literally nothing bosses you around, because he sat for a month and got certified in Agile, even that its often inefficient and even if you know better, because you have more experience than him, but HE is certified, not you.

Nobody: "I wish I was named by the internet!" Parents: Here, name my child

I still love the implication that a random 4channer was attending a buisness conference.

I normally dont like when people React to Videos. But Asmongold at least talks about the videos and makes it interesting. Not like some Reactors who just watch silently without saying anything.

I've never played WoW. Never watched anyone play WoW. Why am I addicted to Asmongold now? I'm even watching him react to videos I've already watched more than once 🤷

Actually enhanced the video, instead of just watching it like a pleb (shroud)

Damn... That Witcher 3 orphanage where kids were raised to be cattle for vampires... that's deep man. His videos have layers.

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You know Asmongold is a top tier reactor when there's 14 minutes more content than the base video :D

Best Asmon story, that time he tried to give all the other kids McAIDs

I remember the last time I ever went into a McDonald's play place. I was climbing up the platforms to get to the slide and as I poked my head up I came face to face with an actual pile of shit. I think that experience influenced me to never want to work in fast food.

As a person who lives in Austin, and is homeless... I can confirm the wendy's on 6th street is absolutly insane! Edit: Also idk about the whole mcdonalds thing but I do spend most of my time chilling at a starbucks for the free wifi, water, and electricity

that guy has the greatest ads in known universe :D 157/10

Agile is a management methodology used by most big businesses. Every software company I’ve worked at from MIS at a manufacturer to game development companies uses some version of it. It is not a physical product. I imagine that conference was for managers.

The sudden realization that most items at McDonald’s are made of Ronald’s meat makes me more uncomfortable than it should.

Asmon's reactions were on point for this vid

Bro asmon straight up spitting facts about how McDonald's gets a shit rep. 100% of the time.

for real tho.... imagine agile NOT shutting off thescreens 7 seconds later. unless they liked the war

21:50 Can we just take a moment here? Someone made a *"Chris Chan Special"* burger. How did I miss that? 🤣👌

8:46 look how well timed that is

software security 101: always sanitize user input, never trust or assume that its clean/safe GUYS LETS put UP a twiiters SCREEN automatic GFEEDC from the ingrteennet!!!

I have a 24 hour McDonald's in the city and jesus the mc Donald's legit has people living there

I think this is how all RU-vidrs should do ads on their videos instead of be serious if you do a funny skit with your ads people are bound to watch it more

I used to work at a McDonald's. There were spiders in the lettuce and roaches in the frappe machine. Also up until less than a year ago, the meat wasn't fresh. Also the lady that was in charge (whatever you call the managers that go from store to store. Brain's not working at the moment) always came in drunk, would make messes and if you didn't clean it she'd fire you. That's just an example. She also would come up with new rules that weren't real so she could have a reason to yell at you. Also we somehow knew when we were getting health inspections and the place wouldn't get actually clean until like the day before.

I expected the SOS condoms one to be North Korea xD

"Brian aka Terroriser" whoever posted that, I thank you lmfao

lmao the person who thought up those boards got a valuable lesson that day.

I worked in social media at the corporate level back in the day. They gave 0 f*cks about what people said, they just wanted “engagement”.

McDonald's actually knew this was going to happen. They got far more out of their ads this way, and the shock value they couldn't provide with them. Press is press, and it had no negative affiliation with the company itself.

Yeah but, how can i contact the cyber police ?

Whoever leaked the hashtag to 4chan was a s tier troll

That’s my dialysis machine 😂😂😂

18:30 For a second there I forgot that you were talking about Wendy's, because that sounds exactly like the Burger King around the corner from me. 🎵 _In the ghetto~_ 🎵

4chan is beautiful

“McDonald is a real estate business” McDonald:

I will never forgot the day I went to McDonald’s with a friend and his mom and got a Club sandwich ( yeah I know it ain’t a thing no more) and I found a living prey mantis just chilling on the lettuce. I was so shocked I showed my friends mom and she just said extra protein. I took the lettuce off and left it outside. Ate the sandwich still. That moment lives rent free in my brain.

i love the moment at 27:52 where you think about it, then smile like a silly little boy. priceless.

from someone who was a fryer technician for years....Every restaurant has bugs/roaches and/or rats/mice. You find plenty running grease lines for bulk oil in the ceiling. Some places appear to be very clean up front but are just as bad in the kitchen. Chic-fil-a and a small chain called char-grill along with Jack-in-the-box in NC (exclusively NC) are the only "Clean" places I have seen. It really depends on the ower group and not the chain or brand. Ive seen 5 star restaurants that are worse than a nasty MCD's. Surprisingly BK is pretty OK overall. It not great but its what you expect as far as a fast food place. It not Disgusting but its just greasy. Literally ever food place has some kind of nasty "secret".

I love this line "does it make the chicken any worse?" No it doesn't, it was miserable, and is miserable under any conditions. Homeless folks on the floor actually don't make the chicken any worse then it started, lol

"McFingernail" this nearly broke me 10:50

Maybe I’m tired… but “Raid shadow leg ends” almost killed me 😂

I would 100% name my kid Cthulu All-Spark 😂😂😂

Woa hold up there, you aren't subscribed to Internet Historian, or even liked the Video?! If your going to react to his stuff at least do that!

Thinking they could fight /b/. Those foolish mortals.

i actually loved the ice cream cones... because its cheaper and you get more ice cream than buying the mcflurry... and usually i use my fries to dip into the ice cream cones if i ran out of the curry dipping sauce from before they removed the peanuts and substituted it with some soy crap... me and my brothers usually buy 2-4 ice cream cones per person when we go to mcdonald...

The make your own burger thing was actually insanely successful in germany , we even had the "make them live" playoffs where you had to actually make it, the winning 8 people got a mcdonalds unlimited gold card and ONE burger was even in store for everyone for a while. its prolly because in germany, "mein kampf" is a bad joke , but a joke is all that it is and nobody loses their pants over it. i mean , fuck, that was mandated lecture for a while, we can take the pisser

What people don't understand is that advertising has advanced to an understanding of the psychology of humans in today times. Mcdonalds knows what their doing they made themselves look like victims and got free advertising to boot. It is like this guy said about the raid ad.

Agile is a business or software development method that is flexible.(you can go back and forth between stages, according to the business needs)

Restaurant where I worked, on the rare chance we got a mouse or rat, we would check the bread racks to make sure they didn't nibble into the bun bags and leave droppings. If one of the bags of buns was punctured, we didn't sell it.

I don't use the word noob often but imagine skipping an IH advertisement

When I was in high school I met an older dude that worked at McDonalds in the 80s and 90s and pissed in the big jugs of mustard regularly for over 2 years.

I like how Internet Historian in every add part just makes fun of Raid Shadow Legends.

Like a famous chef in my country said about mcdonalds (and other fast food restaurants) -'' Mcdonals is quality because you know what you're gonna get, period. they live up to their standards, if you don't like it you can always go somewhere else.'' he talked about my country lack of labeling when it comes to meat for example. Nobody really knows what they are buying and what quality it is. we don't have labels like Choice, Prime etc. In that sense what he said actually makes sense because mcdonalds have a strict standard on every meal they serve, so you know what you get.

"gayops" sounds like the newest call of duty in 2023 Call Of Duty: Gay ops 2

love it when Zach gives out business advice with the authority of an oil tycoon when his job is playing video games

"i wasn't laughing at the mein kampf thing" whole chat: kappa "oh they just misunderstood the context of the hashtag" chat: hotpokket Asmon's chat is a nightmare filled with doomers i swear to god

ppl that say yaaasss are annoying AF

3:33 minutes in and i'm rolling allready, they want to fight this with reports. What year is this??

"The Hymen Collider" HAHAHA

Fun fact: "That homeless person in the back with the pc, using their wi-fi, living there for the last month" was me like 14 years ago. I was 18. I ran away from home, grabbed my laptop with me, and for the first month I was literally living in the McDonalds in the daytime, eating whatever people were leaving on the tables and playing Garry's Mod, first Assassins Creed and Prototype the whole day. During the day I asked people for a bit of money here and there, and at the night time I crossed the road and went for the 24/7 coffee shop that had 1-hour wi-fi cards, and if you buy literally anything there, you could stay there for hours. Which I did. For the nights. That lasted for over a month until I finally got kicked out of McDonalds lmao. Ah, good times xD

truly love when asmong gold watches stuff online. he makes the funny things even more hilarious

Advertising is almost never about persuading people the product is good, just making it memorable enough that they look into it

Asmongold face palmed as that guy posting it on 4chan He knows something going south faster than light

For some reason I got really distracted by the white tiger at 6:00. So graceful

Seeing a grown up person passed out underneath the table at KFC just adds that extra flavour and excitement to my chicken.

2:08 is the most genuine facepalm I've ever seen.

C'mon...Digiorno Pizza should stand it's ground. That was clever, using the "serious hashtag" literally.

They taught Jad, Rad and Agile at my preschool

I actually remember that hashtag. Everyone was making jokes. Like he said the guy probably saw all the jokes jumped in and added 1 before he realized what it was about.

"JUST SELL ME A FUCKING HAMBURGER" loll.. fuck yeah

I usually hate reaction youtubers, as they are lazy and boring, but asmongold makes it a little more interesting in that he doesn't just sit there and stare.

the pause after the DiGiorno's tweet like he is contemplating life at this moment

if you find a rat anywhere at a McDonald's that rat has been everywhere in that McDonald's

One burger was named 'bloody bat cave' 😂😂

"there's a heroin addict on the floor--it's still good chicken!" you're fucking hilarious

I bet the travis scott was a suggestion in the burgers

Anyone with even a hint of understanding of internet culture said “and I assume 4chan heard about it” when the automatic Twitter feed and build your own burger were mentioned.

Asmon: says anything Chat: TRUE LULW

I saw a rat in the bathroom, now I know where it lives, kitchen must therefore be ratfree

19:26 love the username

Yall remember "eats fresh beefy goodness...like a bawss!" -_-

the marketing genius was mcd got billions of free advertising from shit posts they knew it would tank, but they wanted that free advertising on tv and media and they got it, jokes on us,