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Asmongold Tries FRUITS for the FIRST TIME 

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@cpugamer1012
@cpugamer1012 Год назад
Asmongold is what our parents were afraid we'd become.
@Gotsta
@Gotsta Год назад
what a multi-millionaire ? 😂😂💀
@thatweirdkid2489
@thatweirdkid2489 Год назад
@@Gotsta No a person who eats nothing but shit food
@PoliteAF
@PoliteAF Год назад
happy?
@jlhumor1565
@jlhumor1565 Год назад
Asmon had to step down from OTK because he came down with scurvy.
@0P3N54D0R
@0P3N54D0R Год назад
@@PoliteAF there's no way he is happy
@lanemousseaux8995
@lanemousseaux8995 Год назад
Emiru extended Asmons life by like 10 years in this video😂😂
@AmeriMutt76
@AmeriMutt76 Год назад
And shortened his next trip to the toilet
@cliffhamilton2857
@cliffhamilton2857 Год назад
Legit, he probably feels great today from being replenished with all the trace nutrients he's deprived himself of for so long.
@ImmortalKindr3d
@ImmortalKindr3d Год назад
na, it's gonna be like war of the worlds when the aliens are defeated by our new germs, asmon gonna go into shock.
@vroomzoom4206
@vroomzoom4206 Год назад
She scared her employer going to die so she trying to keep him alive as long as possible
@K311WasHere
@K311WasHere Год назад
he is going to actually die before 40 from malnutrition
@BedroomPianist
@BedroomPianist Год назад
The fact that Asmon is still alive in his 30s gives me great hope that anyone can survive into their 40-50s
@pgame20
@pgame20 Год назад
The fact that he's not morbidly obese is a testament to how fucking wild genetic diversity is
@Titi-pu2hl
@Titi-pu2hl Год назад
@@pgame20 he may eat like shit, but he doesn't eat much Quantity is everything
@Titi-pu2hl
@Titi-pu2hl Год назад
​@@maximecaron2766 1 liter of soda is about 400 calories, it's like a pretty small meal, it's really not that much. soda only makes you fat when it's in addition to everything else. And he probably drinks less than 1 liter. it's all about quantities, if his daily diet is one fast food meal(like 600-800cal) + one small meal with a tiny steak(400cal max) + soda(400cal max), he's probably not even reaching 2k calories. Also he's like 6'2 or 6'3 so he needs a lot more calorie than an average sized person. Also asmon has gained a lot of weight the past few years, he's like +50lbs compared to like 4 years ago so it's starting to catch up to him. Look up photos of him from like 5 years ago he used to be a sekeleton, now he's pretty average for a tall person
@reesefleece
@reesefleece Год назад
​@@Titi-pu2hl I feel it's likely that he unconsciously trained himself to not like much food or being full, since he said he grew up poor (but it can happen to anyone); since I feel how you eat in your childhood can train your brain to be a "skinny person" brain or a "fat person" brain. If you talk to or are a fat or skinny person, one thing is clear; fat people love feeling full and stuffed with food, while skinny people find it uncomfortable to be full.
@eatinsomtin9984
@eatinsomtin9984 Год назад
@@pgame20 he has one meal a day so the calories dont pass 2000 thats why, someone whose morbidly obsese would eat 5x his normal amount of junk food
@Gibblets411
@Gibblets411 3 месяца назад
This video should really highlight the importance of exposing your children to textures and flavors while they're young and protecting them from ultra palatable modern foods.
@rangingaway92
@rangingaway92 2 месяца назад
Exactly what I think, it's his parents fault for not introducing fruits before candy and junk food.
@Gibblets411
@Gibblets411 2 месяца назад
​@@rangingaway92 Right? Not even just fruit tho. You wanna get them used to trying all sorts of things. Gotta get used to the textures of meats, veggies, fruits ect. Most important is to avoid those ultra-palatable snacks. Like you say, super tasty, salty/sugary, artificially flavored, but also perfectly textured foods. If it has a weird mouthfeel and you're not used to that, it's just as off putting.
@SHINeescity
@SHINeescity 2 месяца назад
My parents forced me to eat anything that's on the table (obviously) and therefore forced me to eat lots of different foods at a young age. They would do this over and over again until eventually I started liking them🤷‍♀ The only food I just can't get used to or enjoy is asparagus and beans👹👹
@Gibblets411
@Gibblets411 2 месяца назад
​@@SHINeescity That's the way to go! Your kids might hate it at the time but I bet you thank them in hindsight. This soft-parenting bullshit about "Oh don't condition your kids to clean their plate every time, that leads to obesity" No, allowing them to eat overly-tasty garbage food leads to obesity.
@ilikechicken5524
@ilikechicken5524 2 месяца назад
​@@rangingaway92 do we know thats what happened or was it a choice asmon made? Not everything it the parents fault, and I hope you realize that.
@januszkurahenowski2860
@januszkurahenowski2860 Год назад
By eating 16 tiny pieces of fruit he has gotten 10x as much nutrition as he has ever had in his life
@LK-em1bv
@LK-em1bv Год назад
I can’t believe his parents didn’t feed him any nutrition
@januszkurahenowski2860
@januszkurahenowski2860 Год назад
@@LK-em1bv Sadly this isn't THAT unique in the US but for an European it's crazy. Poor people cook here, not eat fast food since it's expensive.
@Ethan-fz6tp
@Ethan-fz6tp Год назад
I am sure they loved him, you can tell he has a very close bond with both of them and his mother passing clearly hit him hard af, but unfortunately they did not feed him well, its obvious. They must not have realized how important it is. @@LK-em1bv
@lutherrivas5563
@lutherrivas5563 Год назад
​@@januszkurahenowski2860Americans eat hella fruits lol. We literally have fruit stands vendors in California
@JustinKrux
@JustinKrux Год назад
@@januszkurahenowski2860 I live in the US and ive lived in mnay different states here from west to east, cant say ive met someone that doesnt eat fruit....it is def a unique thing even in the US...and cooking is still less expensive than fast food here.
@Anubis7169
@Anubis7169 Год назад
Asmon is like 17th century aristocracy; "I once bought a pineapple just to look at it."
@francoislemieux4727
@francoislemieux4727 Год назад
Some people used to just rent a pineapple for a day
@waffleninja1000
@waffleninja1000 Год назад
Reminds me of the "Lion of Gripsholm Castle": taxidermist stuffed it in 1731 and never saw a lion before. it looks ridiculous
@ΣωτηρηςΓεωργαρουδης
@ΣωτηρηςΓεωργαρουδης 11 месяцев назад
literally looked at your comment while he said that wtf
@eltiolavara9
@eltiolavara9 11 месяцев назад
amazing comment
@murphychurch8251
@murphychurch8251 10 месяцев назад
@waffleninja6122 I just googled the lion...oh my, it's hilarious 🤣
@TheGilchrist1993
@TheGilchrist1993 4 месяца назад
This is like an intervention where they're trying to save their friend from scurvy
@earth2saka
@earth2saka 3 месяца назад
This would've been good if he didn't drink soda in between tasting different fruits. Of course they don't taste like anything once you cleanse your palette with soda.
@Serial765
@Serial765 3 месяца назад
@@earth2saka I mean, why would what it actually tastes like matter if it tastes worse than soda?
@ninevite1255
@ninevite1255 3 месяца назад
You bring up a good point op. How does Asmon not already have scurvy???
@MaksimY_
@MaksimY_ 3 месяца назад
@@ninevite1255 steak has loads of essential vitamins
@LinariaFreeze
@LinariaFreeze 3 месяца назад
I think tomato ketchup exists solely to protect people like this from scurvy.
@Ambander-p3x
@Ambander-p3x 3 месяца назад
>watermelon falls on shirt "I cant believe I ruined another shirt" Should have expected, he never washes his clothes huh?
@rangingaway92
@rangingaway92 2 месяца назад
Same shirt
@dakotastaton9874
@dakotastaton9874 2 месяца назад
He doesn't know what a laundry machine is bro.
@zahillethe7th846
@zahillethe7th846 5 дней назад
In the house tour video he said his mom would just buy a new trash can when one would fill up... Like they never heard of trash bags???
@thunderwe_ryesiam
@thunderwe_ryesiam Год назад
IDK why but Asmongold saying fruits are the knockoff version of candies is the most hilarious thing to me
@christophfischer2773
@christophfischer2773 Год назад
Yes, you do know why: Because it's literally the opposite of reality.
@hangoschmango
@hangoschmango Год назад
The most American thing to say honestly
@manonYm1
@manonYm1 Год назад
shows the twisted mindset and how his reality does not come from the real world.
@rehobalint1100
@rehobalint1100 Год назад
More like candies are the knockoff version of fruit
@ZephrymWOW
@ZephrymWOW Год назад
@@hangoschmango and thats the most european thing to say honestly
@MrHand-pv2sf
@MrHand-pv2sf Год назад
It's always nice to see tribesmen's reaction to food they've never tried before. Next video should be about introducing him to the concept of using water to clean one's hands.
@HarryLLC
@HarryLLC Год назад
I can hear him now: "Water? I mean like that...that's for drinking. I'm not gonna waste that on my hands, what the fuck? My hands are fine!"
@anomonyous
@anomonyous Год назад
​@@HarryLLCHe doesn't need to wash his hands, his dick is clean.
@17hildy
@17hildy Год назад
@@HarryLLC it's nice that you think asmongold has ever tried drinking water before. I believe that asmongold has never actually drunk anything other than some type of soda lmao
@Aserox
@Aserox Год назад
@harryLLC DRINKING WATER? You mean the stuff that goes in the toilet? Yuck!
@kralexprofill4571
@kralexprofill4571 Год назад
​@@HarryLLCWater? Like in the toilet? Bronco is what plants crave
@bullitthead7853
@bullitthead7853 11 месяцев назад
Asmon: "why would anyone eat this?" Also Asmon: "all of my teeth are rotted out"
@Myce
@Myce 9 месяцев назад
Lmfao
@wolfkillgames
@wolfkillgames 9 месяцев назад
I swear, if you read comments on his videos everyone thinks he is some kind of genius for the way he looks at stuff.
@Youtube-Censorship-Police
@Youtube-Censorship-Police 9 месяцев назад
yeah no wonder, if your body lacks vitamine c your bone density will decrease and your teeth will fall out as a result. early seamen had this due to shitty nutrition, it's called scurvy.
@nickchapman3199
@nickchapman3199 9 месяцев назад
​@@wolfkillgames See, it turns out people are a lot more nuanced than "do they eat fruit or not"
@finn800x5
@finn800x5 9 месяцев назад
​@@nickchapman3199 thats bull shit and you know it
@Soba-ud4gp
@Soba-ud4gp 3 месяца назад
Asmon discovering the avocado seed is like primitive man discovering fire
@superfunkmonker
@superfunkmonker Месяц назад
He was like a caveman
@shaxxshelmet1938
@shaxxshelmet1938 Год назад
This man is a prime example of why you don’t feed your kids junk food all the time.
@PokeyMan69
@PokeyMan69 Год назад
This is a performance. He just acts like a stupid baby. It's just a shame kids watch this.
@leecrotty658
@leecrotty658 Год назад
One water fast would fix him
@coolman72891
@coolman72891 Год назад
​@@leecrotty658I think he shrivel away 😂
@101RadioheadCovers
@101RadioheadCovers Год назад
​@@leecrotty658but he doesn't like water 😂
@lazaruslong697
@lazaruslong697 Год назад
What? You don't? I don't feed them anything else, well, on rare occasions I remember i should feed them at all.
@matthewnelson9868
@matthewnelson9868 Год назад
This is one of those times that I can't believe Asmon is being serious
@heyitskyriii9815
@heyitskyriii9815 Год назад
is he though? I'm mid video at right past watermelon please tell me this is satirical
@gaunterodimm5974
@gaunterodimm5974 Год назад
@@heyitskyriii9815 Yeah definitely seems like an act that fits his persona.
@Nyartatouille
@Nyartatouille Год назад
I think he's serious
@FABIOZITO11
@FABIOZITO11 Год назад
I like the dude but if he's being serious here it's a little too much
@dzamalas6136
@dzamalas6136 Год назад
​@@FABIOZITO11how is it? I believe he has ASD, I'm almost positive, people with it do have different sensory system, I know a person that only eats fruits and fish, that's their diet, and the fruits are really watery ones like grapes watermelons etc xD
@tabbycrumch3062
@tabbycrumch3062 11 месяцев назад
i can never tell if Asmon is reaching insane NEET levels or if this is just PEAK character acting. he's so interesting in that way.
@GNMbg
@GNMbg 11 месяцев назад
he is not being serious and its pretty obvious
@Thrandd
@Thrandd 11 месяцев назад
@@GNMbg Bro with the way he lives hes insane levels of NEET, its actually insane. Hardly leaves his house and lives quite unhealthily, I'm sure it will catch up to him in the next ten years. Dude has cockroaches in his bedroom :S
@gknucklez
@gknucklez 11 месяцев назад
@@GNMbg Hard disagree. At first I thought this can't be real, but I know that people can be hyper sensitiv to texture. I am not sure about the avocado bit, there he might be fucking with us, but the way his friends are reacting and always test to give him the best experience possible is what eventually convinced me.
@mr.someone5679
@mr.someone5679 10 месяцев назад
@@GNMbg yeah i also thought that, plus there is no way you haven't at least tried fruit your whole life right? It's like at some point in your life you want to experince eating new types of food.
@martinsch
@martinsch 10 месяцев назад
@@gknucklez Overall, Asmon is playing an exaggeration of himself. Of course there is some truth to it, but he very obviously already knew that he would rate lemon above all else, because it's hilarious.
@lysalaos
@lysalaos 2 месяца назад
“I once bought a pineapple, just to look at it.” I have no words…
@pilot7350
@pilot7350 21 день назад
but they do look kool i seen them cut so you can just take one one of those spike things as a piece.
@Roman_Eagle
@Roman_Eagle 20 дней назад
To be fair, when Pineapples were first discovered by Europeans they were brought across as curiosities and were sold at ultra-expensive prices for noble and gentry families to show off and display. many had pineapples planted in their greenhouses, others displayed them on plythns to show off to their rich buddies, and others ate them at fancy dinners. Indeed, on many country manors and estates in Europe, you can see statues of pineapples on gates, on walls, and in gardens from that time and as traditional decoration still used today. Ironically though I think because pineapples are SOOO Sweet, Asmongold might actually like it.
@ендермєш
@ендермєш 9 дней назад
bro is old-fashioned
@Lucieen
@Lucieen Год назад
Watching Asmon agonize over red apples and the skin of fruit is like watching an adult toddler. Some of these takes are just wild.
@GLUFSAREN
@GLUFSAREN Год назад
I mean I would peel them all as well, but I just can't be bothered and eat the skin anyway and much of the nutrients are in the skin as well. But grapes taste better without the skin and so does apples and pears, you just eat it anyway because who can be bothered peeling that shit.
@PCgamer923
@PCgamer923 Год назад
What I will say about fruit is when I started eating at least one fruit a day on average I stopped having dental issues after age 18, I haven't had to go to the dentist in 12 years. In fact I only have to brush my teeth about once every 1-2 months, usually when I switch my diet a little and don't eat enough fruit. My gums are even more healthy and tight only needing to floss every 2-3 months, usually when I eat some extra tough meat or lots of corn/popcorn. My guess is fruit acids and phytonutrients helps maintain an extremely good balance of bacteria in the mouth. If you suffer from bad breath, eat an apple a day instead of using mouth wash.
@badoem5353
@badoem5353 Год назад
@@GLUFSAREN kiwi's can eaten whole but like I'm not gonna
@jazzman7842
@jazzman7842 Год назад
they do taste nicer without though
@Eiszahn
@Eiszahn Год назад
@@jimutjayadev thats just objectively wrong, even during cooking grapes sometimes get peeled but damn thats a bitch to do i personally dont care about the skin but that doesnt change that you are wrong
@andrecharlesaquino2397
@andrecharlesaquino2397 Год назад
Such a successful guy, large fan base, great circle of friends, really cool content but man you can’t lie this dude was the man child your parents were hoping you weren’t gonna become. It doesn’t hurt to eat healthy like maybe once a week
@Meestaseesta
@Meestaseesta Год назад
It's just for content mayne.
@mariozenarju6461
@mariozenarju6461 Год назад
@@Meestaseesta Nope, he actually is like that. Tried to eat a salad once, almost died
@knuckles543
@knuckles543 Год назад
@@mariozenarju6461 someone should encourage him to drink fruit smoothies i barely eat fruit myself (very picky tastebuds around fruit), so i can only eat certain apples and red grapes without literally gagging however, by drinking it? i can add oranges raspberries cranberries lemons limes watermelons peaches basically it expanded how much i can intake, so i i want to feel healthy i can buy a fruit drink from the shops
@hiii7681
@hiii7681 Год назад
he's a man child because he doesn't like healthy food? tf?
@SahilKumar-lm3fy
@SahilKumar-lm3fy Год назад
@@mariozenarju6461 thats the character asmongold not real zack
@CreativityCurve
@CreativityCurve Год назад
The way Asmon zones out and puts his hand over his face after every bite like someone just informed him of the death of a loved one or something is just amazing. Man is over here having an existential crisis over little pieces of fruit.
@YuProducciones
@YuProducciones Год назад
for real...
@xcorr77
@xcorr77 Год назад
Fruit is like nature's candy and bro is acting like they fished food out of a dumpster.
@ananiashard9466
@ananiashard9466 Год назад
@@xcorr77 nah, they are nothing like a candy
@NovelPhoinix
@NovelPhoinix Год назад
​@@ananiashard9466 Fruits are far better 😂
@lad4830
@lad4830 8 месяцев назад
I tell you what. Don't ever eat candy and only eat fruits. You will be surprised how much that will improve your life. I didn't have anything containing artificial sugar in over 3 years. You won't miss it@@ananiashard9466
@tonydean1801
@tonydean1801 2 месяца назад
Lemons help with scurvy so do you reckon asmon likes more because his body craves something to cure it 😭
@24680kong
@24680kong Месяц назад
His teeth rotted out, so maybe he legit had scurvy!
@martin0499
@martin0499 Месяц назад
he should be getting enough vit c from all the French fries he's eating
@luke8536
@luke8536 Год назад
As someone who could eat that whole table full of fruit in probably one sitting, it baffles me that someone could actually dislike fruit
@sentakatsuki
@sentakatsuki Год назад
true
@22boltmagie22
@22boltmagie22 Год назад
theres vegans and anti vegans nothing wrong with that :p
@sentakatsuki
@sentakatsuki Год назад
@@22boltmagie22 you don't have to be a vegan in order to enjoy fruit
@extremecanary2171
@extremecanary2171 Год назад
That's a lot of fruit to consume in one sitting though.
@luke8536
@luke8536 Год назад
@@extremecanary2171 and…?
@kavertx9167
@kavertx9167 Год назад
Asmon is like the muffin man. Built by sugar and it's magic that holds him together.
@ThePersia450
@ThePersia450 Год назад
Underrated comment tbh 🤣
@olfan92
@olfan92 Год назад
Asmon is a wizard disguised as a warrior.
@johnmagus6341
@johnmagus6341 Год назад
This is the best and most accurate description that I've ever heard.
@faultline3936
@faultline3936 Год назад
Did someone say, THE MUFFIN MAN?
@bevrosity
@bevrosity Год назад
ahahahaha thanks for the hearty laugh
@sarahchan-reeves8829
@sarahchan-reeves8829 Год назад
Emi has been so good for OTK 👏🏻 No one can deny the awesome effect Emi has had on Asmon. Eating fruit, dressing up as the nurse waifu, got him out of the house (even if it was just to film her as Princess). She's OTK's very own miracle worker 👌🏻🥰💕💕💕
@marilenalatifi1600
@marilenalatifi1600 Год назад
Underrated comment. I think she's probably a force for a lot of good cultural changes within the org that we don't immediately see, too.
@SeanSMST
@SeanSMST Год назад
She's the only female streamer in the org, and damn it she's really pulling her weight more than the guys to better the org from the inside.
@awk-irl
@awk-irl Год назад
@@SeanSMST no she aint, w/ about extraemily
@SeanSMST
@SeanSMST Год назад
@@awk-irl oh right, well until recently she was the only one officially. Point still stands
@hooligan.hernan
@hooligan.hernan Год назад
I would love to see him cut his sugar intake for a week and retry the fruits, I think he’s over stimulating his sense to sugar by drinking soda. But still awesome that he tried all of theses! GGs!
@The_Dying_Rose
@The_Dying_Rose 3 месяца назад
He reminds me of one of my favorite fictional characters, Rancid Crabtree from Patrick McManus's short stories of his youth. He was an old man who lived in a shack on top of a mountian and never worked, never bathed, never ate healthy foods and yet had never been sick in his life. The crust that had built up from no baths formed a protective layer from illness. His body adapted to his way of life
@knucklesgb3143
@knucklesgb3143 2 месяца назад
That is fucking disgusting
@werthedead
@werthedead Месяц назад
Asmongold did say in one of his streams that when he had a streak of about 3 and a half months of not showering, at one point he touched his chest and felt "scales"
@The_Dying_Rose
@The_Dying_Rose Месяц назад
@@werthedead keep it up for a year and he would look like The Thing.
@throgmortonartstudio2402
@throgmortonartstudio2402 Год назад
It is really an amazing thing this guy managed to turn World of Warcraft into a career. It's almost as if you were to ask a 2 year old, "what do you want to do with your life?" they would say, "play video games and eat candy" you would wave your hand and poof: you have asmongold. He is kind of like a unicorn in that way.
@TWHowl
@TWHowl Год назад
There can only be one. The unicorn. We’ve chosen a bald unicorn. We support him so he can live this life for us all, and for that sin he must be malding
@indyz4329
@indyz4329 Год назад
@@TWHowl 😭😭😭
@falconepawnch9659
@falconepawnch9659 Год назад
Asmon: Explains that people who eat pulp of fruit are devolved humans Also Asmon: Has rotted teeth from all of the sugar and fastfood he eats
@loganlaslo2098
@loganlaslo2098 Год назад
No wonder this man likes the citrus, my man got scurvy
@Juan-xn8ef
@Juan-xn8ef Год назад
@@loganlaslo2098 He drinks fanta though
@kimbirdsong2103
@kimbirdsong2103 Год назад
I’m sure he’s got clogged arteries, liver problems, kidney issues. Totally vitamin deficient, every vitamin
@nevastaeyurre3165
@nevastaeyurre3165 Год назад
@@kimbirdsong2103 nope he doesn;t
@kimbirdsong2103
@kimbirdsong2103 Год назад
@@nevastaeyurre3165 he doesn’t even know that so how would you? Lmao
@knowledge_leaf
@knowledge_leaf Год назад
It's really the intensity of the fruit. The stuff Asmond normally has is Super overloaded with sugars and acids and stuff, so of course anything else to the pallete is just gonna express the weak, bland, and bitter, parts of the fruits, cause the pallete has already been so desensitized to the sweets and sours and such.
@nirfz
@nirfz Год назад
I am more surprised about his problem with the textures of the fruits! (and that he disliked a nectarine, never seen anybondy not liking the taste of nectarines before) There was a study some time ago that people like food better if it incorporates more than one texture in one bite. A prime example would be a cake. With the dough, filling, maybe fruit and a topping and maybe even with whipped cream. Even a lot of sweets tend to have different textures in one bite. Fried food that was dunked in some dough before...
@orbrat212
@orbrat212 Год назад
I think this is the reason people hate Lacroix so much as well... When you're on a diet of more mild, subtle flavors and you cut out junk food and large amounts of sugary fruits, lacroix and other sparkling water taste just as strong as regular soda
@brownian29
@brownian29 Год назад
@@orbrat212 I haven’t heard the hate on Lacroix honestly, and I had to change my soda drinking habits from 1-2 Coke cans a day to either diet soda or seltzer/sparkling water (I am a late onset Type 1 Diabetic) 🤷🏻‍♀️. I didn’t like plain seltzer right away though, I had to pick a flavored one.
@shanks2872
@shanks2872 Год назад
​@@nirfz I actually like every single fruit except for nectarines (and I've tried stuff like durian)
@DeputyFish
@DeputyFish Год назад
you kinda forget that fruit is loaded with so much sugar, its why most people dont see fruit as very healthy. an apple contains 21 grams of sugar. thats like 30% of a coke people think the sugars in them are different but they really arent im someone who drinks way to much pop. and i absolutely love fruit. bananas apples grapes oranges especially
@SeptembersOblivion
@SeptembersOblivion 3 месяца назад
It's so funny discovering that Asmon liked the lemon when they've been specifically sifting through the fruit looking for sweeter ones to give to him and avoiding the sour ones. Just give him some unripe blueberries and strawberries, best stuff.
@ViKODiN_
@ViKODiN_ 2 месяца назад
I find slightly unrippened bananas (just tiny bit of green near the stem) to taste better and have a better texture (not so mushy, albeit I’ll eat it either way just prefer them slightly unripe). The best blackberries are the ones with hella reddish spots, don’t recall if that’s from being unripe or what but the sour taste of them is superior to me than a fully sweet/ripened black berry. The only fruit that genuinely is inedible when unripe is avacado. Shxt is like rubber
@SeptembersOblivion
@SeptembersOblivion 2 месяца назад
@ViKODiN_ heck yea, unripe fruit union. Except for avocado, that thing is cursed.
@Kumarinko
@Kumarinko Месяц назад
Must be the citric acid from gummies and stuff, familiar taste
@zztopz7090
@zztopz7090 6 дней назад
Lemons are delicious. So are cranberries.
@zen1258
@zen1258 Год назад
Asmon really lives on another planet compared to us. To the point that I have a hard time believing he isn't acting.
@chiefkickemhard1238
@chiefkickemhard1238 Год назад
Dude is actually the most successful loser ever haha
@Chilipotamus
@Chilipotamus Год назад
Legit I can't tell if this is just brilliant physical character acting or if Asmon is just the most peculiar man in history
@TWHowl
@TWHowl Год назад
The on camera personality reacting to the decay is different than the real one, if that’s what you mean.
@theprophet2444
@theprophet2444 Год назад
I don't think he's acting he's even getting red having to swallow and chew on some of these fruits. He's a very picky eater for sure, maybe even a supertaster they are known for having problems with many different foods because they taste them much more intensely than normal people do. Out of all of the fruits there I would say Cantaloupe is the worst by far, they should have bought him some honey melon instead.
@Boc3hM3hj3
@Boc3hM3hj3 Год назад
Content is king.
@rosstucker4301
@rosstucker4301 Год назад
I think leaving pineapple out was a huge miss. The way he enjoys sour and strong flavors I think he would like it.
@el_mal_de_ojo
@el_mal_de_ojo Год назад
Factual comment.
@glossyncap
@glossyncap Год назад
i was thinking that the whole video, he would have absolutely lovedddd it
@NoNameOrLife
@NoNameOrLife Год назад
put pineapple in and of itself is disgusting
@este_marco
@este_marco Год назад
but he doesn't like fibers i feel like, so that's almost all fruits
@sampedro9316
@sampedro9316 Год назад
Too wet. He only likes dry foods like beef jerky.
@dalluc
@dalluc 6 месяцев назад
This is like watching a documentary about a child who has only lived in the jungle (like Mowgli) but the complete opposite. It's fascinating.
@IncorporatedMonsters
@IncorporatedMonsters 5 месяцев назад
It’s frustrating
@officialnoonon
@officialnoonon 5 месяцев назад
​@@IncorporatedMonsters It's unfathomable considering he's a multi millionaire and could buy tons of fruit if he wanted.
@zengineer3369
@zengineer3369 5 месяцев назад
You mean gollum?
@fadoashura2867
@fadoashura2867 5 месяцев назад
It was pretty uncomfortable for me.
@iffi_master2286
@iffi_master2286 5 месяцев назад
@@officialnoonon what point are you trying to make 💀
@kylespevak6781
@kylespevak6781 2 месяца назад
"Me and my dad would get a banana split, I'd eat the ice cream, he'd eat the banana" "Id get a milkshake, but they'd put a cherry on top. Like wtf" "My mom made me strawberry shortcake with actual strawberries. I took them off"
@Joni_Tarvainen
@Joni_Tarvainen Год назад
Never thought I’d watch an hour video of man eating fruits. It’s just mindblowing to even imagine that Asmon has managed to live with 2$ steaks and Taco Bell as long as he has. Even more mindblowing is how he doesn’t even know what fruits taste like 👀
@themasterofspeed1
@themasterofspeed1 Год назад
I’m shook watching this
@Volyren
@Volyren Год назад
I'm still mad that grapes don't taste like grape soda. Its alright, though. If you eat tide pods, they taste more like grape soda.
@imesanator3819
@imesanator3819 Год назад
* Texas *
@BrunoJaureguiMusic
@BrunoJaureguiMusic Год назад
I didn't notice it was one hour until now
@mardingames14
@mardingames14 Год назад
Satire
@trouncerrredits
@trouncerrredits 5 месяцев назад
Dudes drinking sugary soda between bites. That definitely throws off the taste of fruit.
@steel2572
@steel2572 4 месяца назад
Yea the fruit wouldnt taste sweet at all after drinking fizzy. Fruit sweetness by itself is really nice but if you drink fizzy first it will taste like shit in comparison.
@farikkun1841
@farikkun1841 4 месяца назад
@@steel2572condensed milk + sprite + watermelon + banana taste amazing tho. Sprite + coconut also good
@steel2572
@steel2572 4 месяца назад
@@farikkun1841 If you mean mixed together than that's different
@Jadee95
@Jadee95 3 месяца назад
I dont think it does To him its like water
@user-ku5be4nc3g
@user-ku5be4nc3g 3 месяца назад
​@@Jadee95Yeah, so everything less than "water" will be disgusting. Have a friend who is almost the same haba
@EB-73-
@EB-73- 2 месяца назад
Grapes: Greek Gods 😭 Kiwis: Loathesome dung eater 💀💀💀 Actual W take out of this 😭 Kiwis aren't terrible, but they're definitely are fuckin weird
@RayBetterThanEvilCanival
@RayBetterThanEvilCanival 9 месяцев назад
The way Asmongold reacts to eating fruit is how I would react if someone tried to get me to eat insects.
@nathanielscott6159
@nathanielscott6159 9 месяцев назад
Cockroaches go crazy.
@fredfredo219
@fredfredo219 8 месяцев назад
Ive eaten bugs and i didnt react like Alien but its not tasty
@nathanielscott6159
@nathanielscott6159 8 месяцев назад
@@fredfredo219 maggots go sicko
@fossil98
@fossil98 8 месяцев назад
Waiting for McDonald's McBug
@lad4830
@lad4830 8 месяцев назад
Why the fuck would you eat that? I'd rather die than to eat shit like that@@fredfredo219
@LeadBellyLuffy
@LeadBellyLuffy Год назад
This feels less like a taste test and more like an intervention
@artavenuebln
@artavenuebln Год назад
hahahahhaah
@tylersilva5387
@tylersilva5387 Год назад
Ha
@ax7160
@ax7160 Год назад
Idk if it’s more sad or frustrating that this grown man had to mentally gear himself up to eat an apple.
@bertenz959
@bertenz959 Год назад
Its pathetic.
@mtsds7801
@mtsds7801 Год назад
It's funny
@OntarioGuy430
@OntarioGuy430 11 месяцев назад
@@bertenz959 It makes me question why I actually watch his videos - I feel like I should be disappointed in myself for agreeing with a lot of his opinions in videos.
@serspifz5149
@serspifz5149 11 месяцев назад
because he doesnt eat fruit...?@@OntarioGuy430
@zZeroheart
@zZeroheart 11 месяцев назад
@@OntarioGuy430 But you shouldn't judge an opinion based on what someone eats or what their habits are (unless the opinion is about one of these specific topics). Asmon's life style shouldn't be idolized, but that doesn't mean his opinions are worth less in general. Obviously, Asmon's view on food should not set an example. But think for yourself if his opinions on certain topics have merit to them or not.
@W0rm92
@W0rm92 2 месяца назад
As an European im flabergasted that there is a single person who doesnt eat ANY fruits. Like i would devour everything present on the table.
@-wizard-4184
@-wizard-4184 2 месяца назад
Same as an American
@Fisthammet
@Fisthammet 2 месяца назад
Knew a kid in the 90's that only ate mac 'n cheese and milky way yoghurts here in the UK. Was wierd tbh
@aaronwells6608
@aaronwells6608 Месяц назад
Lol. Americans eat fruit. Asmongold is just a freak show. That's why there's a video about it.
@HotDogSlayer
@HotDogSlayer Год назад
Him constantly reassuring chat that he’ll survive is so funny. Like yeah no one was worried about the fruit but you
@zekq1
@zekq1 7 месяцев назад
Bros stomach had a glimpse of hope
@eastking5935
@eastking5935 4 месяца назад
LMAO
@sfeeges
@sfeeges 4 месяца назад
XD
@ConstanceMists
@ConstanceMists 4 месяца назад
LMAOOOOOO
@diegosotomiranda4107
@diegosotomiranda4107 4 месяца назад
XD
@riotsquadgaming7460
@riotsquadgaming7460 3 месяца назад
i just kek'd
@sox-beromon5681
@sox-beromon5681 Год назад
After seeing this we need to have him try limes, pomegranates and pineapples. He seems to really like citrus
@naejimba
@naejimba Год назад
I was thinking the same thing; except with pomegranates apparently the seeds might be a deal breaker. The JUICE I think he would like though. =)
@lettuce1626
@lettuce1626 Год назад
I think you misspelled grape fruit and pummelo Pomegranate and pineapple ain't citrus
@TripleBeamDreamin
@TripleBeamDreamin Год назад
Fuck man, spoilers
@lettuce1626
@lettuce1626 Год назад
@@TripleBeamDreamin you walk a dangerous path reading comments before watching
@NatureNorthwest
@NatureNorthwest Год назад
@@lettuce1626 pineapple is total citrus what crack you smokin.
@saintcadence3751
@saintcadence3751 2 месяца назад
"and cookies and candy" as if that made his case any better
@recoog9074
@recoog9074 10 месяцев назад
watching this from europe is like watching a documentary about aliens
@CharlieKellyEsq
@CharlieKellyEsq 9 месяцев назад
same watching it from the states too tbh. This is just so weird.
@Imbettadenu
@Imbettadenu 8 месяцев назад
@@CharlieKellyEsqespecially the fact he complains about the skin like it’s actual skin or something He doesn’t seem to realize it’s not the same thing and just a term
@landontucker2866
@landontucker2866 8 месяцев назад
Not really a European or American thing. Every country has picky eaters
@spicesmuggler2452
@spicesmuggler2452 8 месяцев назад
​@@landontucker2866Its an american thing since americans consume the most fast food in the world.
@eddyhypnotizer2481
@eddyhypnotizer2481 8 месяцев назад
@@landontucker2866 american detected
@brettrichardson7924
@brettrichardson7924 Год назад
his dad calling mid stream to roast him about enjoying fruit as as a kid is so cute.
@huxflux1513
@huxflux1513 Год назад
do you remember eating a piece of fruit 25 years ago? :P
@MrCipasa
@MrCipasa Год назад
@@huxflux1513 yes
@bigboipeepee
@bigboipeepee Год назад
@@huxflux1513 yes
@rastermeister8012
@rastermeister8012 Год назад
@@huxflux1513 YES
@marquisstevenson7036
@marquisstevenson7036 Год назад
@@huxflux1513 dam where was that question going again 😂
@mikehancho7172
@mikehancho7172 Год назад
yo i absolutely lost my shit when emiru was explaining people feel like shit normally after eating fast food and the way asmond goes "why?..." it was fucking golden lmaoooo
@marcelo20xxxx
@marcelo20xxxx Год назад
I feel like shit after eating fast food, so I don't do that too often, the reason is pretty obvious...
@drayman101
@drayman101 Год назад
Here's the thing tho... the more regularly you eat fast food, the less it affects you in that way. The reason for it (I think) is mostly due to it being WAY more sodium than your body is used to consuming at one time, so your system rejects the food... hence you feeling sick afterward. I used to eat fast food semi-regularly and it didn't really affect me much after I got used to it; but before and since then, I can't eat fast food without feeling sick for the rest of the day.
@jules-yay
@jules-yay Месяц назад
@@drayman101yeah it’s true. asmon has been eating fast food since he was a toddler, his body is already accustomed to it which acc makes me mad for some reason bc as a kid you should be eating real nutritious foods. bro might not even make it to his 50’s or 60’s :(
@ingratus8160
@ingratus8160 24 дня назад
@@jules-yay 50's is not realistic if his eating habits are true. There is a very high chance of getting cardiac arrest before hittng 40 with his habits (if true). I've seen people die in their late 40's early 50's that had better habits than this.
@jsdutky
@jsdutky 2 месяца назад
His dad would take him to DQ, get him a banana split, and eat the bananas for him. His dad profoundly failed him.
@Quadingly
@Quadingly 2 месяца назад
His mom failed him too
@24680kong
@24680kong Месяц назад
Those DQ bananas are NOT good. They’re just frozen, bland, overripe bananas. Fresh ones are way better.
@blastfromthepast7119
@blastfromthepast7119 16 дней назад
Then you and your child both endure it......​@@24680kong
@youraveragepotato9411
@youraveragepotato9411 Год назад
There is no way Asmongold is a real human being Edit: I actually just ate a banana out of spite
@dhLotan
@dhLotan Год назад
He's not even the only person like this. I'm probably his clone but I drink regular coke. I think he drinks Dr. P most of the time. The main difference is I actually buy fruits and veggies so my cart isn't full of only junk food. Then they all go bad and I throw them away. Buying them doesn't make me want to eat them.
@dhLotan
@dhLotan Год назад
Oh yeah I was at a party that had a fruit tray and I asked about if grapes had seeds I had to remove and people were confused. He's definitely not the only person who doesn't eat fruits and I'm in my 30s hahahah
@effjesse_
@effjesse_ Год назад
Lol I like the edit.
@cloudyshades8983
@cloudyshades8983 Год назад
@@dhLotan bruh and then I have to see you at my work to inject you with insulin 🙃
@r3yndria
@r3yndria Год назад
Its ok Asmon, dont let people bully you...SweetAnita doesnt like bananas either. 😉
@originaldarkwater
@originaldarkwater Год назад
Asmon's reactions are so extreme, I would have thought he is faking this except for Emi's expressions where she can't help laughing at the shear absurdity of it all. 🤣
@christophfischer2773
@christophfischer2773 Год назад
That just means he's good at improv. When he just went "ah yes, lemon is a good fruit" all my suspension of disbelief went out the window. Flinching at lemon is literally a pain reaction. There is no fucking way anyone who is unprepared just gobbles that shit down.
@originaldarkwater
@originaldarkwater Год назад
​@@christophfischer2773 Not necessarily. I have always been able to eat lemons like other ppl eat oranges and they taste delicious to me (except they give me heartburn if I eat a lot). But I shudder at strong berry flavors like raspberry, blueberry and blackberry. As a matter of fact, my own fruit tier list is virtually identical to Asmon's, which shocked me, because I've never heard of anyone with the same strange taste I have in fruits, before. Now I'm thinking maybe people can have some rare genetic mutation in their taste buds that causes it, similar to the way some people like cilantro and others think it tastes like soap.
@sportsentertained
@sportsentertained Год назад
@@originaldarkwater Cilantro does taste like soap, it's delicious.
@originaldarkwater
@originaldarkwater Год назад
@@sportsentertained You're that guy who started the Tide pod trend, aren't you? 😏
@finnafishfl
@finnafishfl Год назад
@@christophfischer2773 True, but the no teeth ads credibility to his position. I think you're right and it was my initial thoughts too.
@joakimskurk
@joakimskurk Год назад
I'm blown away by the fact that Asmon is still alive, based on his diet. 🤯
@marks2807
@marks2807 Год назад
Or so skinny. I would be like 300+ lbs if I had his diet.
@sash7831
@sash7831 Год назад
@@marks2807 he only eats like one meal a day. That’s how he stays thin. He’s not healthy though.
@DKuiper87
@DKuiper87 Год назад
At this point I'm convinced the local fast food places had a meeting and they've been putting vitamin pills in his food or something.
@chrismarsh4575
@chrismarsh4575 Год назад
It's literally calorie dependent, you could eat anything and be skinny or fat
@beantreats
@beantreats Год назад
@@chrismarsh4575 also metabolism dependant
@Papenci
@Papenci 2 месяца назад
34:44 on the next episode asmongold taste tests 10 different car batteries
@lettuce1626
@lettuce1626 Год назад
I’m judging him so hard right now Good for Emiru and Techrone for being respectful the whole time I could not
@calebreed2376
@calebreed2376 Год назад
Your just jealous because he’d put u in the trash along with tomato lol
@mihaimercenarul7467
@mihaimercenarul7467 Год назад
@@calebreed2376 damn, so this is his fanbase, it's sadder than he is
@Thiefwriter
@Thiefwriter Год назад
@@mihaimercenarul7467 Are you dumb? It's a joke because the other dude's username is lettuce.
@BurndinatorLP
@BurndinatorLP Год назад
@@mihaimercenarul7467 the commenter's name is Lettuce. Asmon has taken a bite of a salad as a donation goal in the past and claimed it was the worst thing he'd ever eaten.
@Broockle
@Broockle Год назад
what's even the point of judging him We just gotta make sure no one else grows up into this 😆 He's a product of his environment.
@SergioSanchez-zg9jw
@SergioSanchez-zg9jw Год назад
I can say from personal experience. When you cut down the sugar on your diet to a 0%. You can taste more the sweets on different fruits and veggies. Sometimes cooked onions feel like candy when I eat them. You can taste the developed sugar in a good coffee. Hard recommend that to everybody.
@42ZaphodB42
@42ZaphodB42 11 месяцев назад
I don't think that's the issue here. Just after a couple of hours your tastebuds will already be kinda reset. It's more like the artificial flavor. He's never had anything else then concentrated artificial flavor before, so everything natural feels dull and weird to him. For instance: Artificial strawberry flavor doesn't taste anything like real strawberries and a lot of people don't like them because of it, that's why it's often times used over natural flavor in industrial products. Simply because our brains are tricked into thinking the artificial flavor is the correct one. You're right though, generally. If you cut down on salts and sugars, your food will taste better in the long run, simply because you'll need less of it.
@nedarangelova9595
@nedarangelova9595 11 месяцев назад
@@42ZaphodB42i actually hate artificial strawberry more than anything i can think of and quite like strawberries. Not my faves but if they’re ripe and sweet i can love them. My point is- how can anyone think the artificial flavor is the “correct one”. Artificial banana and watermelon are also shit. I think the only fruit that tasted amazing in any variation u can eat it in are the peaches and nectarines 🥰
@noahgorman8485
@noahgorman8485 11 месяцев назад
@@nedarangelova9595 i enjoy strawberry ice cream but thats the only artificial strawberry thing i can stand. the fruit is far superior.
@nedarangelova9595
@nedarangelova9595 11 месяцев назад
a person with taste @@noahgorman8485
@Keepit10011
@Keepit10011 10 месяцев назад
​@@42ZaphodB42well if your slightly addicted to garbage food your body still tells you it's nasty even if it's not I know this from experience when I starve myself of stuff like sugar everything does taste better.
@SomeoneWitSkill
@SomeoneWitSkill Год назад
4:40 Emi is spot on. Asmon has 0 point of reference. I remember I had a horrible diet when I was younger and feeling sluggish and slow was 'normal'. It wasn't until I had a better diet that I felt like I had so much more energy and stamina. Asmon doesn't know what its like feeling better cause how he feels now is normal to him.
@py16667
@py16667 2 месяца назад
Pretty sure this was Asmongold trying actual FOOD for the first time
@aokaze-minotaur
@aokaze-minotaur 5 месяцев назад
I've seen some crazy stuff on RU-vid over the years, but this has to be one of the craziest things I've ever watched.
@Aygosi
@Aygosi 4 месяца назад
Like fr he hasn't eaten the most common fruits in his entire life. What surprises me is that he is still "healthy"
@ghpatriot
@ghpatriot 4 месяца назад
@@Aygosi I'm surprised he doesn't have chronic health issues.
@Sucukya
@Sucukya 4 месяца назад
Oh he’s definitely not healthy just alive
@matteo89ify
@matteo89ify 3 месяца назад
⁠@@Aygosihealthy? The dude look like saruman and he is what? 30? Good for him
@frozenhell129
@frozenhell129 3 месяца назад
​@matteo89ify this made me laugh a bit too much hahaha
@bigjoe8934
@bigjoe8934 Год назад
this is why its important to make your kids try different foods.
@sergiopepe2210
@sergiopepe2210 Год назад
@Jocko Johnson I'm so jealous of you
@steviegreenthumb4720
@steviegreenthumb4720 Год назад
ay bruh his dad called mid stream tellin him how he used to love fruits as a kid this aint on his parents lmao
@chadgarrett6947
@chadgarrett6947 Год назад
@@jockojohnson4937 Hahaha I legit thought the same thing! My grandparents had a garden and I had similar experience! Watching Asmon was like wooooow it's like watching someone from another planet come to earth and trying the plants lol
@laylachristina5605
@laylachristina5605 Год назад
I don't know, fruit are very different from country to country, I have a feeling that maybe just like Emiru said, fruit on Texas are not good.
@Shaved_Bunny
@Shaved_Bunny Год назад
This is not entirely true. I have 3 sons and the middle one is really picky, and I did everything the same as I did with my other kids. Things are more complicated when it comes to this kinda weird picky eating habit. People will only say "you should do this and that when they are kids" bla bla, and it mostly comes from people who doesnt have kids lmao.
@ccblockbusters9037
@ccblockbusters9037 5 месяцев назад
I believe Asmongold doesn't feel sick often because his body is so adjusted to his diet and the way it makes him feel, however if he switched to a more healthy diet I bet he would notice a massive difference in his energy and mood.
@codrs2662
@codrs2662 5 месяцев назад
Asmon seems quite happy like rarely has spastic outbursts like 99 percent of streamers. If he’s happy that’s all that matters
@RyanG-ij8xq
@RyanG-ij8xq 5 месяцев назад
He’d probably be very sick for a while honestly
@RyanG-ij8xq
@RyanG-ij8xq 5 месяцев назад
@@codrs2662uhh no. Sometimes being happy is not all that matters. Heroin addicts are happy when they get heroin
@allenson321
@allenson321 4 месяца назад
no he would probably get sick from how rich the fruits are.
@Raz_Tactical
@Raz_Tactical 4 месяца назад
@@codrs2662 he's not happy, he openly admitted to having suicidal thoughts before. Just because he doesn't have outbursts doesn't mean he's in a good mental state
@bulletmonkeyyyyfilms
@bulletmonkeyyyyfilms 3 месяца назад
Raspberries are S tier
@fancygiraffe3340
@fancygiraffe3340 Год назад
Asmondgold is deep into the hyper-realism. The fake chemical fruit he's comparing these to is more real and delicious to him than the actual fruit the chemical is supposed to be emulating.
@OntarioGuy430
@OntarioGuy430 11 месяцев назад
Truthfully - watermelon candy is superior to an actual watermelon - probably because they aren't even close in taste.
@angulinhiduje6093
@angulinhiduje6093 11 месяцев назад
@@OntarioGuy430 thats such an insane take.
@exploitableflaws
@exploitableflaws 11 месяцев назад
@@OntarioGuy430 watermelon is 100x better imo. i don't know how people can bear to eat pure added sugar, it feels and tastes like poison
@fruityfriend
@fruityfriend 11 месяцев назад
@@OntarioGuy430 you do realise they taste actually like sweetened cucumber, right?
@OntarioGuy430
@OntarioGuy430 11 месяцев назад
@@fruityfriend I can't stand cucumber - so that would be pretty tricky of them ha-ha. Makes sense why they don't taste like watermelon though. It's all so artificial it could be flavoured by anything.
@chenachena9297
@chenachena9297 9 месяцев назад
Asmon's taste buds have become so accustomed to sweet and salty, that everything else seems 'wrong.' Put some salt on that watermelon and see what he thinks. Give him a little bowl of simple syrup to dip fruit pieces in, and he might like many of these better than the 'naked' versions. He might like strawberries with whipped cream, for example. Avocado is an acquired taste for most everyone; it requires repeated exposure. Bravo to all of you for the courageous experiments!
@lemonman3941
@lemonman3941 7 месяцев назад
this i what i was thinking, even if homie wasn't exposed or just simply decided not to eat fruit or things of the same nature most of his palette is based on that fast food "savory" flavor so it's only natural eating fruit would illicit his reactions
@MrTy.TheRageGuy
@MrTy.TheRageGuy 7 месяцев назад
Not to mention he’s chasing down every fruit with a gulp of Pepsi. A lot of these fruits are probably tasting bitter and bland because of the high levels on sugar in his drink
@corvidcorax
@corvidcorax 7 месяцев назад
The only time I eat avocado is with sushi for the texture. Otherwise, it still tastes horrible.
@KnowOne111
@KnowOne111 7 месяцев назад
Literally everything other than sugar is an acquired taste
@chenachena9297
@chenachena9297 7 месяцев назад
Salt is required for survival, so I suspect that is also a native craving.@@KnowOne111
@Skoomajuice
@Skoomajuice 8 месяцев назад
I love how invested Tec is. Watching his heart drop when Asmon really doesn't like one is fucking hilarious.
@mattmiller786
@mattmiller786 6 месяцев назад
Tec is… something. I’m never seen someone be more factually wrong about a topic this much while speaking from a position of authority. It truly is something special.
@sm00thgames63
@sm00thgames63 2 месяца назад
This man is the living testimony of how durable the human body is, because give any wild animal asmongold's diet and they won't make it past 1 year...
@Acrylescent
@Acrylescent Год назад
Tectone using game terminology to explain fruits to Asmond is the most on brand thing about this.
@dylanfitzpatrick9423
@dylanfitzpatrick9423 Год назад
Asmon is the type of guy to turn down devil fruit powers because he won’t bite the fruit.
@johannesstephanusroos4969
@johannesstephanusroos4969 Год назад
Gomu gomu no...oh mah gahh
@Cha0s13erry
@Cha0s13erry Год назад
Not to mention, devil fruits taste horrible lol
@adjithwk257
@adjithwk257 Год назад
Yeah and if its got skin on it, it's double no and straight in the trash
@golduckroger
@golduckroger Год назад
LMAO
@Kressark
@Kressark Год назад
underrated comment
@marcosmwb8444
@marcosmwb8444 5 месяцев назад
His tongue is just broken, unable to feel the fruit's sweet, if he stops eating sugar for a month, he might be able to fix his tongue.
@heliosgnosis2744
@heliosgnosis2744 2 месяца назад
That sucker soaks in Coca-Cola almost 24/7 and you still have hope, amazing take.
@GhostWriter-wt8pb
@GhostWriter-wt8pb 2 месяца назад
You over weight people complain to much.
@phoenixmilburn6598
@phoenixmilburn6598 3 месяца назад
1:08 i glady woke everyone in my house up laughing as hard as i could Goldie it a different breed of human
@WarauTR
@WarauTR Год назад
Bless Emiru for being so patient with Asmon
@regencyrow1867
@regencyrow1867 Год назад
He is definately hard work.
@davguev
@davguev Год назад
@@regencyrow1867 Definitely*
@SnorrioK
@SnorrioK Год назад
She'll be a great mom if she ever decides to.
@tack3411
@tack3411 Год назад
He literally does a persona bro
@holychiodos
@holychiodos Год назад
It actually blows my mind how intelligent and well spoken Asmon can be, yet he doesn't take care of his teeth or body at all.
@Dracos210
@Dracos210 Год назад
Intelligence and hygiene is entirely two different things to be fair i used to living quite a healthy life when i didnt take care of my body and i got all the problems and sickness when i started to eating healthy and trying to live healthy quite a paradox
@Beeeerj
@Beeeerj Год назад
@@Dracos210that makes absolutely no sense.
@Dracos210
@Dracos210 Год назад
@@Beeeerj Yea i don't understand it either it just how things worked so yea...if you feel great eating fast foods dont change that due to social pressure or anything is what my advice is, eating healthy doesn't always mean you will be
@Beeeerj
@Beeeerj Год назад
@@Dracos210 bruh, it’s just your body getting used to actual good foods. Eating fast food non stop will just make your body break down at the age of 60 or earlier. Just keep eating healthy. It’ll start to be better after a while.
@kiiturii
@kiiturii Год назад
@@Dracos210 dumbest thing I've ever read
@inkrot
@inkrot Год назад
How tf is asmon's blood not coagulated and even able to pass through his veins? Bro this was amazing and depressing at the same time. I can't even imagine life without these fruits. Heck I buy a fruit bowl every friday when I have a night job.
@KokotoHero-N3
@KokotoHero-N3 Год назад
Because it's a character lol
@wooshbait36
@wooshbait36 Год назад
You really believe he never tried any of these fruits? So gullible
@GameoftheYear-fx4mq
@GameoftheYear-fx4mq Год назад
He's playing a persona, he's had most of the common fruits in fruit salads and his favorite is mango slices with vanilla greek yogurt.
@lumonade7408
@lumonade7408 Год назад
@@wooshbait36 have you ever seen this mans desk? have you seen this mans diet? if anything, the most believeable thing about him would be that he never tried fruit before.
@karlios1728
@karlios1728 Год назад
@@wooshbait36 ye i hope people aren't actually that stupid i remember when he first mentioned never having fruit years ago instantly i knew it was some bullshit
@TheStoicPath_
@TheStoicPath_ 2 месяца назад
Fun fact, Fanta does actually use real orange juice in the EU due to regulations
@blastfromthepast7119
@blastfromthepast7119 16 дней назад
5%
@michaelvincent6473
@michaelvincent6473 Год назад
Either Asmongold is an actual genius and comes up with all of this on the fly, or this is truly how the man lives and breaths... either way, it's incredible.
@hynori1819
@hynori1819 Год назад
have you seen his room like 2-3years ago? its fcking filled with fast food containers
@Smathalgoth
@Smathalgoth Год назад
Its 80% real, 20% act
@beenfweago8966
@beenfweago8966 Год назад
A little of this a little of that
@dhLotan
@dhLotan Год назад
I basically eat like Asmond except I now buy fruits and veggies to be more healthy and they all get thrown away because they rot. I'm either one step ahead or behind asmon depending on if he reached this phase of wasting them.
@xenotypos
@xenotypos Год назад
@@dhLotan To motivate you, you can read all the studies that say the stuff you eat gives cancer and other diseases in the long run. You're killing yourself little by little depending on your age. But I also hate fruits and vegetables, I understand, I only changed after reaching 30yo. At least try real "healthy" meat and stuff, instead of fast food, at least you'd have the nutrients you can have outside of fruits/vegetables.
@JonSudano
@JonSudano Год назад
Blueberries are just nature's Gushers
@nah4215
@nah4215 Год назад
Hey now, you’re a rockstar
@ChromePyramid
@ChromePyramid Год назад
Then there's like a few warheads hidden in there
@crackazack510
@crackazack510 Год назад
Lol...nah, but have you had those cotton candy grapes though?? Holy f"#k those are like candy! Lol
@crackazack510
@crackazack510 Год назад
​@@ChromePyramid lol
@TheBeastsHere
@TheBeastsHere Год назад
Yeah Blueberries are probably one o the most horrible fruits along with lemons, pomegranate or however its spelt.
@Nemomain
@Nemomain Год назад
Asmon is generally speaking a pretty smart guy. Imagine what he could be if he didnt eat like the Toxic Avenger.
@RPGFolks
@RPGFolks Год назад
the Toxic Avenger! lmao haven't heard that name in awhile
@komo4924
@komo4924 Год назад
You say that but every time I see videos or clips of him his iq doesn’t seem to be higher than like a freshman if even
@sentakatsuki
@sentakatsuki Год назад
@@komo4924true
@bas_ee
@bas_ee Год назад
@@komo4924 Shut up weeb
@mattshelton7423
@mattshelton7423 Год назад
@@komo4924 he’s like a college freshman who took a fat bong rip and decided he knew enough and dropped out before sophomore year 😂
@mokeymale8350
@mokeymale8350 Год назад
It’s just funny that he’s always eaten artificially sweet things so natural sugars/sweetness he hates, but sour things that they usually dumb down for candies is what he loves
@pneumantic6297
@pneumantic6297 Год назад
Well he eats spicy foods and strong sweets often. His taste buds have probably been so suppressed that most of the fruits are just bland.
@jasminemason1174
@jasminemason1174 Год назад
I think asmon is legit autistic. And I say that as an autistic person. Sensitivity to light and weird textures are the main hallmark lol. Clothes and food he likes simple comfortable textures.
@Thalaranthey
@Thalaranthey Год назад
i think he just likes strong flavors. used to msg packed, flavour overloaded things
@Mr.Helper.
@Mr.Helper. Год назад
Yeah taste buds change .... I cut sugar out a few years ago but had a bag of gummy bears a few months ago, it was sooooo sweet to me
@dsan17
@dsan17 Год назад
@@pneumantic6297 he's also drinking a pepsi/coke. That would surely kill any flavor.
@GemGames3
@GemGames3 26 дней назад
32:10 Asmons Dad spitting facts about strawberries is the best thing about this video, strawberries are the bomb.
@HiberNater504
@HiberNater504 Год назад
"going through physical trauma" it's like you can see the physical pain of his body being infused with vitamins for once. Asmon is great. Thankyou for this Emy.
@thomgizziz
@thomgizziz Год назад
The dumb thing is that the Emi thinks that fast food is magically making her sick... the thing is if you don't eat a certian type of food very often your body isn't used to it and it will be a little unhappy dealing with it. Asmongold if he doesn't get a lot of fiber it will wreck his body for days just because of the difference. These people aren't bright and have the mentality of cave men trying to make up why things happen.
@somedopemojo43
@somedopemojo43 10 месяцев назад
"U know wat I got? Taco Bell, my mom took me to Taco Bell" It starts with the parents
@lad4830
@lad4830 8 месяцев назад
He's 34 not 14 So putting that on parent's is invalid. You need to discover things by yourself for yourself.
@Kanto33
@Kanto33 8 месяцев назад
Yeah that's likely the origin of his dislike for fruit never really growing up with it. His dad did say his mom fed him frozen strawberries when he was a baby but maybe as he grew older he was no longer introduced to fruits.
@dertyp3463
@dertyp3463 8 месяцев назад
@@lad4830 these things can shape you long into adulthood
@lad4830
@lad4830 8 месяцев назад
@@dertyp3463 No, not really. I was eating 6-10 times a day as a kid, candies, cola, choclate and all kinds of shit. At 14 I was 265 pounds / 120kg and I said fuck that. Didn't have a single piece of chocolate or anything with sugar inclusing sodas since then. I'm 22 now and as healthy as one can be.
@dertyp3463
@dertyp3463 8 месяцев назад
@@lad4830 emphasis on 'can'
@patrik5535
@patrik5535 Год назад
Ok so if he's just playing us, his acting was too good. If this is seriously his first time eating fruit, it makes me sad that such a human being exists.
@thehomiesrule123
@thehomiesrule123 Год назад
its not very healthy but its not that deep bro. lmaooo
@brunoqueiroz2759
@brunoqueiroz2759 Год назад
his father called his ass
@kiiturii
@kiiturii Год назад
I feel like he's playing it up, but there is defininitely some truth to him pretty much never eating fruits
@venth6
@venth6 Год назад
I'm concerned about his childhood of he has never had fruit.
@wakuwaku6647
@wakuwaku6647 Год назад
nah, I have a friend who hate fruit like this dude
@Blandyman
@Blandyman 2 месяца назад
"Just a couple more chews... you've got this." Epic levels of male support.
@vladhansen3697
@vladhansen3697 5 месяцев назад
I can understand not liking the texture, but not liking the taste of fruit especially strawberries and raspberries boggles my mind into oblivion.
@ethan6322
@ethan6322 4 месяца назад
Raspberries are s tier
@Leif3GHP
@Leif3GHP 3 месяца назад
I just had raspberries for the first time in the past year and I REALLY don't like them. They appear to be the one artificial flavor that they nailed EXACTLY, and that was really off putting to me. It's like they're just candy and not a real fruit.
@StrikeBolteafc
@StrikeBolteafc 3 месяца назад
Maybe because he has different taste buds from you?
@mitragyninethespeciosa6891
@mitragyninethespeciosa6891 3 месяца назад
His gut bacteria is just so used to his diet that anything else tastes like trash
@pablopengy5734
@pablopengy5734 3 месяца назад
All tastes are acquired except for sugar and salt.
@rosacetus
@rosacetus Год назад
I would absolutely devour everything on that table this man is insane
@xenonmob
@xenonmob Год назад
it’s scripted. he obviously has no problem eating any of it.
@yuppers4460
@yuppers4460 Год назад
@@xenonmob no deadass I’ve meet people like him who would never eat any fruit or vegetables 💀 but somehow seem mostly fine it’s insane. My own brother is the same way, he’s gotten better over the years and eats some vegetables like potatoes and corn but he will absolutely never eat a salad
@syodios1182
@syodios1182 Год назад
@@xenonmob I believe it's an american thing. I have met americans that refuse to eat veggies, anything that's green, and fruit. Pathetic. lmao
@seaneckhart9914
@seaneckhart9914 Год назад
I would devour Emiru
@anoceanbetweenus89
@anoceanbetweenus89 Год назад
@@xenonmob if you knew asmongold, you’d know it’s not scripted lol
@soraite9775
@soraite9775 Год назад
I think it would be great if you made a reverse tier list: asmon gets all the food he usually consumes and you two need to rate them!
@rufo123
@rufo123 Год назад
Yes, I wanna see this. :D
@haf8l4d3
@haf8l4d3 Год назад
.... and eat them for 2 months. :D
@NippyNep
@NippyNep Год назад
so 2 foods
@Broockle
@Broockle Год назад
wud be a short list
@soraite9775
@soraite9775 Год назад
@@Broockle with all food items?! Like the gummi bears and the worms and all that stuff? The list would contain all he eats not just what you consider regular food for a proper meal.
@evanshearin6490
@evanshearin6490 23 часа назад
Asmongold's organs are like Warhammer 40k servitors, barely hanging on to life and fulfilling their function.
@ruleset
@ruleset 11 месяцев назад
asmon: i've one time bought a pineapple just to look at it emiru: did you throw it away when it started rotting asmon: um someone did this is peak content, i love all of you
@tylisirn
@tylisirn 10 месяцев назад
Funny enough, way back in history when pineapples were new to Europe, you could *rent* pineapples to look at them as centerpiece of a table decoration if you couldn't afford to actually buy a pineapple to serve to your guests (which was considerably expensive.)
@fatitankeris6327
@fatitankeris6327 9 месяцев назад
It walked out of embarrassment.
@liamgloryosyoung3601
@liamgloryosyoung3601 11 месяцев назад
there needs to be a part 2 to this, with Grapefruid, Cranberries, Bloodorange, Lychee, Pomegranate, Groundcherry and other sour fruits.
@AlexRoseGames
@AlexRoseGames 11 месяцев назад
grapefruit tastes like shit
@Goosegobler
@Goosegobler 11 месяцев назад
@thesnownigro7932durian would.
@invven2750
@invven2750 10 месяцев назад
Also they should've waited the pear to go ripe and mushy
@goldensloth7
@goldensloth7 10 месяцев назад
and crunchberries
@siddhartamorionsuarez9017
@siddhartamorionsuarez9017 10 месяцев назад
and dragonfruit and cherries
@TheChronicMilk
@TheChronicMilk 11 месяцев назад
Asmond is like the real life Charlie from Always Sunny. He's too comfortable admitting stuff that makes people pause
@matthewcollins8189
@matthewcollins8189 11 месяцев назад
lmao holy shit thats a good comparison. whats next hes never been to the beach?
@tree4318
@tree4318 9 месяцев назад
He's like the real life version of Charlie except he isn't funny or entertaining or anything like Charlie from it's always sunny.
@artoriasoftheabyss1575
@artoriasoftheabyss1575 9 месяцев назад
@@tree4318 does your boyfriend have a crush on asmond or what?
@tree4318
@tree4318 9 месяцев назад
@@artoriasoftheabyss1575 my boyfriend's girlfriend does
@ultratronger
@ultratronger 9 месяцев назад
@@tree4318 yeah i bet youre the real life of the party which is why you have so many people watching you every day
@VladGrim
@VladGrim 3 месяца назад
You can trick him into thinking avocado is ice cream by mushing it and adding powdered milk and sugar. Mushing it until it is very fine and then placing it in the freezer.
@Mr.Reality
@Mr.Reality Месяц назад
Nah that shit is disgusting. He's actually right about that one.
@robdenhartog13
@robdenhartog13 Год назад
Since he likes lemons maybe get some really sour fruits like limes and grapefruits. Cranberries, gooseberries and green mangos he would probably like way more. In a year you can do a part 2 with just sour fruits. Because longer then a year he wont survive! Or if you want some content and have a good laugh, get a durian hehe
@EpicLoL_
@EpicLoL_ Год назад
or pomelo and other citrus fruit
@TheLeviathan1293
@TheLeviathan1293 Год назад
​@@EpicLoL_ Pomelo=Grapefruit. In my country we call it Toronja and I love them despite the sourness and bitterness.
@blanahaha
@blanahaha Год назад
That is why i was surprised he didn't like/rate the green apple higher then the red.
@digzgwentplayer4159
@digzgwentplayer4159 Год назад
He could have a lemon party next time. Haha
@DarthRambo007
@DarthRambo007 Год назад
The red citrus is probably his best nothing is more citrus than that sweet and sour
@verum117
@verum117 Год назад
I can just imagine his body like "Holy shit he's actually feeding us nutrient rich food"
@shellderp
@shellderp 11 месяцев назад
name a nutrient in fruit other than vitamin c
@fluentfaster9657
@fluentfaster9657 11 месяцев назад
calcium, magnesium, potassium... get your head out of your ass @@shellderp
@musclemommyenjoyer
@musclemommyenjoyer 11 месяцев назад
clown@@shellderp
@HelgeM1407
@HelgeM1407 11 месяцев назад
@@shellderp Lmao. Vitamin A, vitamin E, magnesium, zinc, phosphorous, folic acid, potassium, calcium, iron just to name a few.
@doublevendetta
@doublevendetta 11 месяцев назад
​​@@shellderpthis has GOT to be a troll, right? Like, just the most IMMEDIATELY obvious answer, even if you know next to nothing else about food and its makeup, is that bananas are a fantastic source of potassium. Which yes, is a nutrient that is absolutely critical to your function as a stable human being.
@OMGPezii
@OMGPezii Год назад
I refuse to believe he is not just in character for this
@KokotoHero-N3
@KokotoHero-N3 Год назад
You'd be insane to think otherwise.
@FuranA7x
@FuranA7x Год назад
If it's not a character its pretty cringe ngl
@PARISONFIRE
@PARISONFIRE Год назад
he for sure is this is ridiculous
@TheBecke1983
@TheBecke1983 Год назад
He might be, but for me it was with vegetables for years because of a unhealthy diet, I had gag reflex trying to tasting them. After I stopped eating like garbage every day, and went back to a normal diet my gag reflex for vegetables also went away. Now I can eat them again.
@Timmy2by4
@Timmy2by4 Год назад
He might just be really sensitive to textures. He consumes so much sugar everyday there’s no way fruits which are 100% sugar make him gag
@GusWilson1
@GusWilson1 2 месяца назад
Asmongold discovering that avacados have a big ahh seed is like a caveman discovering fire 😂❤
@calebcasual
@calebcasual Год назад
The steak video didn't make me laugh that much but this was hilarious, Asmon looking at fruits like foreign objects kept making me bust up laughing. Honestly tho I hope he starts taking better care of his health.
@yatzi8370
@yatzi8370 Год назад
steak is the healthiest food tho
@HDitzzDH
@HDitzzDH Год назад
@@yatzi8370 That’s essentially the only good thing he eats.
@joelslater4587
@joelslater4587 Год назад
​@@HDitzzDHnot essentially, it is the only "healthy" thing he eats.
@capiroto7502
@capiroto7502 Год назад
And steak its not even that healthy tbh
@LMMesto
@LMMesto Год назад
He needs to spend those millions and get his teeth fixed. You can tell he chews with his front teeth because his molars are fucked.
@oscar_likes_stuff
@oscar_likes_stuff Год назад
Videos like this make me happy because they remind me that Asmon isn't just an internet troll. He has real friends that care about his well being, and they can all have fun together on camera, with fruit, in an SFW way. But damn dude, eat some fruit.
@INT41O
@INT41O Год назад
it's obviously staged
@Senscion
@Senscion Год назад
No one drinks Fanta thinking it is orange juice. This is staged.
@BigKnecht
@BigKnecht Год назад
These people are not real friends buddy They are doing a show.
@justincenters2762
@justincenters2762 Год назад
@@BigKnecht Definition of a real friend in todays time means nothing. I remember people see somebody with gum and say I'll be your friend for a piece of gum lmfao. But I'll say this, he hangs out with them, for work and off cam, they text and call. About as much as friends do that I know of.
@leefly44
@leefly44 Год назад
@@BigKnecht yeah it's for content but that doesn't mean they're not friends
@joshsmit779
@joshsmit779 5 месяцев назад
How can Asmongold say “people are stupid” but not eat fruit and not even know what a kiwi is
@karahka2
@karahka2 5 месяцев назад
"stupid" isnt mocking the amount of knowledge someone has but how one uses it
@youtubearmy_bg8265
@youtubearmy_bg8265 4 месяца назад
​@@karahka2he doesn't use it
@AceDeclan
@AceDeclan 4 месяца назад
@@karahka2says who
@Holy_Bible_Reads_Ai
@Holy_Bible_Reads_Ai 3 месяца назад
⁠@@AceDeclansays me, brother. He doesn’t use his knowledge accurately or affectively. He is the caveman he spoke of with lack of innate human knowledge 😂
@mitragyninethespeciosa6891
@mitragyninethespeciosa6891 3 месяца назад
He is a people
@God_Usop
@God_Usop 3 дня назад
You can just tell by his dads phone call that he’s sitting in pain watching him lie about all the fruits he’s eaten and couldn’t hold back when he ate a strawberry
@mardzzz28
@mardzzz28 Год назад
I think by him saying "I'm being attacked by physical trauma" it means his immune system is finally working properly and attacking all the unhealthy shit in his bloodstream LMFAOOO
@sambuck8710
@sambuck8710 Год назад
Getting asmongold to judge fruit is like getting a toddler to judge alcohol
@IAmMoto25
@IAmMoto25 3 месяца назад
Thats apples and oranges my man. Pun intended lol. I hate the taste of alcohol and make the same reactions as him when i drink alcohol.
@thebenis3219
@thebenis3219 Год назад
First time actually watching Emiru and she's giving some pretty big mom energy right now dealing with Asmonds shit lmao. It's like watching a parent feed a toddler and it's fucking hilarious xD
@wn6694
@wn6694 Год назад
And the guy in the middle sitting there like he’s his older brother saying shit about the fruits to make asmond more uncomfortable 😂
@zztopz7090
@zztopz7090 6 дней назад
Well, hes providing content and aint hurting anyone.
@cowzg0moo
@cowzg0moo Год назад
I didnt think lemons were gonna be one of the fruit Asmon tested, but somehow was not even 0.01% suprised when he said it was his favorite one 😂
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