ASMR | (Alleged, Hypothetical) Neighborhood Gossip Update 5-3-2023 (Soft Spoken) 

Hypothetically, I've been waiting for another gossip video. Allegedly, anyway

The biggest twist would be if Mary one day reveals that they don’t actually have any neighbors and this all was really hypothetical 😂

Anything involving Joe is bound to be a gem of a story, hypothetically.

I be eating up these videos more than any reality tv show

Have the Nosey Lady go into Buffalo Bill's yard at night to see what's going on and you'll solve two problems at once.

This video is, hypothetically speaking, very relaxing. Theoretically, this whole channel is a palace of tranquility.

Mary being on the HOA is the plot twist I was waiting for, I love it lol

the Mrs Nancy situation has me on the floor, old people who have nothing to do all day truly go crazy huh....... "decor of the barnyard nature" I CAN'T

your neighbourhood needs its own comedy tv show....the stuff going on is stuff that even the best tv writers cant make up.

Hypothetically, I think “Joe” has other reasons for housing wayward women that may or may not involve that plumbing service. Hypothetically, of course! 😂

You are SUCH a good storyteller!! Allegedly

I clicked so fast on this! Thank you for this hypothetically allegedly story😂

The description on of the “Wing-wing” bike never ceases to take me out. A lot of people drive them in my community so the accuracy is spot-on to me. 💀

I am so invested in the dudes in trucks saga! These neighborhood gossip videos are my favorite videos on you tube!

yaaaayyyy Mary posted a video!!!!! even though you’re going through so much right now you still take the time out of your busy days to make a video for us ❤️ thank you mary we love you!!!

Girl you better stop it. We live for these videos mary. ❤❤❤😊

“Tiny house for wayward woman” oh my god I lold so much 😂😂😂😂

“Some drains gettin’ snaked over there…” 🤣🤣🤣 Hypothetically, this story is the best thing in my life. 😂

No matter how many times I hear the nickname you still crack me up whenever you call the two lady-friends Itchy and Scratchy 😂😂 I've been, hypothetically, a silent subscriber of yours for many years, thanks for all the content Mary!

I could never have the patience you have Mary, if my neighbors had come to my door with these issues after a long day of work I’d have some rude words and a door to slam in their faces! Being on the hoa board sounds so stressful!

also with every one of these hypothetical videos, the dudes in trucks saga has me more and more convinced that your town is being haunted by the ghosts of pipeline workers

I squealed with delight (hypothetically, of course) when I saw this video. Partly (just a small part) because I didn't even expect a video tonight because of your brand new job. But, a bigger part of partly, 😂, is because it's a Neighborhood Gossip video! I'm in heaven. 😊 Thank you, Mary!

I need a conclusion to Buffalo Bill and the dudes in trucks! I feel like I've been following this storyline for years and I'm desperate to know why they're doing what they do 😭

Ugh I cannot stand nosy neighbors!! Like Mary, I'm an anti-packrat, and I get rid of stuff on a regular basis. I generally give it away in my local 'buy nothing' group, or sell it on Craigslist/Facebook, so people come to the house to pick it up. I'm also disabled, and can't drive, so I order all my groceries and get food delivery. On top of that, I have a personal care attendant who comes over several days a week, plus lots of friends and family who care about me. My neighborhood busy-body noticed cars coming and going, and told everyone who would listen that I'm a drug dealer. She did everything she could to get me in trouble for it, including trying to get me evicted (I rent). I tried to explain the reality of the situation to her, but she thinks I'm lying. It's really added a lot of stress to my life. Y'all, there are so many different reasons why someone might be getting a lot of traffic. Mind your own business, Nosy Nancy's!!

Theoretically, if I lived in this hypothetical neighborhood, I'd be sitting out with my tub of popcorn allegedly enjoying the show lol Thank You so much for this tonight, Mary🍿

Your neighbors are absolutely nutty. I’m so sorry you have to deal with these people!!

mary, you are allegedly one of the funniest ladies on youtube

I love these! It’s like the Burbs 😂 What is he digging back there?!

hypothetically, this is the juiciest gossip i’ve ever heard. you’re life is so exciting, allegedly

Omgosh the carrot cake with the " not carrots" had me dying on my drive home from work today. Thanks for that Mary

“i think it just goes back to some sort of insecurity that I’m not familiar with.” so deadpan…Im on the floor Mary! lol hope i can remember this while dealing with men in my own life lol

Oh I would hypothetically, allegedly love to see Tripp's alleged TikToks! LMAO 🤣They sound hilarious!

My mum’s front yard has a ceramic rabbit and turtle. I’m about to get her a donkey that holds 2 baskets of flowers. It looks so beautiful, everybody that passes in front of her yard pays her so much compliments! She is so happy!

Buffalo bill has definitely hypothetically committed some kind of crime

Trip actually sounds pretty hilarious😅 Can you do an ASMR interview with him?

I’m always aggravated with things in my HOA. Then someone reminds me that I could run for the board, and I think of all the responsibilities and how people will want to blame me for everything, so I hush and go back to my own business.

Omg, Nancy’s a hypothetical theoretical REAL LIFE 40’s Gossipy Lady!!😂

This Joe is unbelievable! 😱 The more I hear, the more I wonder how in the world you manage to stay calm Mary… hypothetically. Take care ❤

Buffalo Bill's part of the video sounds like something straight out of the Burbs 🤣🤣

I have waiting to hear about the home owner's association meetings and what ever happens in your neighborhood. Love your Hypothetical neighborhood gossip.

‘I like money’ me too son 😂

I’ve recently came across your channel and I love this alleged story. Hypothetically speaking miss Nancy is definitely a negative one.

your neighbors are always such a... colorful bunch... allegedly

19:28 It’s 1AM and I can’t stop laughing about this situation 😂😂 it’s so absurd and weird

LOST IT at the cake part lmaooo

These are my absolute favorite but I always fall asleep and I never finish them so I actually don't know any of the gossip😂

OMG these Alleged and Hypothetical board stories are VERY relatable. I've been on several boards, including a planning board, and people just don't realize that individual board members have zero power or authority: You can only act as a board, and only in session. I do appreciate, after watching these, both the time I spent on them and the time I got off them. 😂

I was worried when I heard you say your son would be doing the mowing. The neighbors are crazy, hypothetically

This is the best of the series yet ms Mary 😂😅 can’t wait 4 the next 1!

Oh my goodness! A gossip video!! What a treat

Hypothetically I am so invested in your neighborhood drama and these are my favorite videos 😂❤️

This is allegedly exactly what I was waiting for

Hypothetically these videos make my day…. Always looking forward to the next 🎉

the way I gasped when I saw this notification like it was a huge plot twist in the series finale of a tv show 😂

Yep. Joe is definitely overcompensating.

CONGRATULATIONS on your new job!! I too just started a completely new career a month ago and I'm still slightly overwhelmed learning something totally new but I do LOVE it so far! ❤🎉

Yay i’m so happy! This is my fav series! Thank you Mary 🤍

The neighborhood gossip videos are my favorite! It’s like a bunch of fun (hypothetical) updates haha, loving the video so far!

this is allegedly my absolute favorite series on youtube… im so glad for the update, thank you mary!!!!

These are such a treat, like aldi hauls, sandwich making vids and eyeshadow on paper face vids🎉

I love your neighborhood gossip videos. Can’t wait for the next one. Congrats on your new job.

Omg yes these are my favorites! Can’t wait to watch tonight thank you so much for always sharing even though you are busy with the new job! Best wishes 🥰🥰

I can't wait to watch this later. I've been waiting for another one of these videos.

I've been really stressed and out of sorts this week, thank you for doing a nice long chatting video 👏🏼

Lol the carrot cake reminds of the pie from the movie the help

I absolutely love this! Gossip!!

Hypotheticaly allegedly i love your videos. Allegedly hypothetically this is just what i needed todat. Allegedly.

Yesss love your gossip videos! Great that your new job is going well!

Not the drains getting snaked LMAO

Mary you are wonderful. You always cheer me up. And i want to congratulate you on your new job, i know you will be absolutely amazing at it.

We moved house and had no WiFi and the anxiety has been awful not having your videos. So glad to be able to watch them again! ❤

😂😂😂😂😂I love these so much you have no idea. At this point I watch regardless of If I’m trying to sleep or not

This neighborhood gossip is new to me, but this is hilarious 🤣. Thank you Mary ❤ You make me laugh so much. You're the best!!

Thank you for this video 😊. So excited!

Love the updates

Omg Mary Have you seen stranger things? Lol your town has become a testing Zone!! Haha. Find out what’s down that rode!

Hi Mary, so glad your week at your new job is going well, you got this! Anyway I really missed these videos some of my favorite that you've done ❤😊

Weeee! What a way to end the night! Thank you, Mary!

Omg!! Got so happy seeing this upload, they’re my favorite

These are my favorites. Thank you!

Your videos bring me so much comfort ❤

You make me smile… I love your sense of humor

I love these! 2nd to the library videos..... thank you Mary.

You are hilarious. Love your stories. Xx

plot twist: all these characters are Mary’s alter egos 😂 hypothetically of course jkjk love ya hope you had a wonderful mother’s day ❤ i’ve been waiting on another neighborhood video! yours are by far my favorite on youtube ! 💯

I love this videos so much! Hypothetically speaking of course. 🤭💕 Thank you Mary!!

These videos always make me feel like I’m being gaslit 😂😂⛽️

Been waiting for another one of these 😍

THIS IS PURE GOLD 😁👍

Love these types of videos the most ❤❤❤

These gossip videos are gold! Thanks for taking the time out of your day to keep us in the loop… allegedly 😉

I love these videos. 😊Feels like talking with a friend.

Yay, hypothetically, I'm all settled in for the tea, the drama, and the tingles.

You just won another subscriber, allegedly 😂❤

Yay, love your hypothetical vids :)

Oh how I love these!

Great video Mary!

I haven’t gotten ASMR in years. I’ve been really stressed out recently with my dad passing AP testing and senior year just kind of kicking. My butt but this video was so nice I actually got tingles- I appreciate all the work you’re doing. Hope your new job is going well. Sorry you’re so stressed we love you!!!!

Yay 😃 thrilled to watch this video Mary.

Why do I like these episodes so much…😜