ASMR || Return to Your Local Headpats Dealer [F4A] 

Friends: there's a virus, why are you going out at night? Me: I'm stressed as hell and those headpats aren't gonna get themselves

Skitty, an infamous headpat gangster, and Big Smoke's teacher.

When Skitty mentioned the kidnappings, she admitted that there exists... A SKITTYVERSE!

"Can you handle my pats?" Excuse me, all I can hear is "MY HEADPATS ARE TOO STRONG FOR YOU, THEY WILL RELAX A BEAST, LET ALONE A MAN"

When skitty got fired being a doctor. Then become a dealer instead.

Here's the plan: 1- Become a regular 2- ??? 3- Marriage.

The real tragedy is that Skitty can never receive Skitty’s headpats.

She has RETURNED HOOOOLLLLYYYYYYY SHHHHIIIIIIIT. imma cry

Can't wait for headpats dealer 27 where she's teaching our daughter how to give dad headpats that'll make him go limp

>there's been kidnappings recently, who would be crazy enough to do that! >Skitty ASMR cinematic universe

*"There are no better dealers than me! I made sure of that."* Marcus is that you?

Headpats Dealer 2: Electric Boogaloo. Yeet.

“Head pat seller I’m going into battle and I need your strongest head pats” “YOU CANT HANDLE MY STRONGEST HEAD PATS”

Everyone: Half Life 3 is the most anticipated sequel Me, an intellectual:

Regular crackheads: *exists* Patheads: *p a t h e t i c*

Skittykat: *uploads* Everyone: YES! YES! YES!

Skitty: "Do I have my self a little vampire?" Me: *_wrrrryyyy_*

Always remember: Life might be shitty, But atleast you have skitty.

Not gonna lie, I’m more invested in this than easily 70% of seasonal anime.

More headpats? *Happiness noises* Edit: I'm calling it now: This is all happening within the same town, where Skitty is one person with twenty personalities managing the whole town! I'm onto you Skitty!

"The night is dangerous, and full of terrors" - Melisandre, probably

I feel like this is going to slowly turn into just stoping by and getting headpats in exchange for "cute snores" instead of cash. I think thats a steal.

Let's summarize, Skitty is a loving girlfriend, a mother, a vampire, an online user (obviously), a sister, a Gargoyle, a pastry chef, a yandere, a doctor and a headpats dealer. Mankind could not ask for a better waifu. Can I get an "amen"?

I'm a simple man: 1. I see another head pats dealer 2. I click

Oh thank god yur back Skitty! I hope they didn't ruff you up too much while you were in the joint. Dont worry I made sure that no other dealers crept in on yur terf while you were gone.

Skitty: 1:55 how much do you want ? Me: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

Me: *Sees this* *My happiness level is overflowing*

If I give headpats, can I receive headpats? I’m low on cash Skitty :)

It's so weird to go from the *other* audios skitty has, and then back to this

i was just watching the first one *yes there's more* also i kinda fell asleep while getting pats. i loved every second of it.

*We get a sequel to this, and I love it...* *_Now THE CAKERY_*

This world is now my canon. It gives me an excuse for never getting headpats

Skitty’s pats aren’t illegal. They’re just so gahddamn good that everyone wants them, should her secret leaks out to the public. That’s why she hides, so her hands wouldn’t break down, patting and scratching hundreds and hundreds of her customers’ heads.

Having fallen asleep to the original almost a dozen times, I have never clicked a video so fast. Skitty is more than we deserve

Lord Sidious keeps telling me to "stop watching that filth" and that I "need to get to the ship's bridge to fight Obi-Wan and Anakin because you're the figurehead of the attack on Courescant." But honestly? I feel like this is a much better way to spend my time. Besides, something tells me I shouldn't fight Anakin today...

I'm a headpat addict now? Oh no! I mean… *_OH YES!!!_*

Now that I shaved my head for the quarantine those headpats are gonna feel even better

Yooooooooo. This isn’t social distancing. We can’t be going out like this. Smh. Amazing video. 9/10

*"did i ever tell you the tragedy of Skittykat the wise* ... *she could give others head pats, but not herself."*

The first dealer video was what turned me onto your channel, and i cant state how happy i am to see a sequel

Headpats are very much the opposite of social distancing skitty

I've listened to the first video like no joke over 30 times at this point. On the kind of day I'm having rn this is absolutely what I needed. Tks Skitty!

And we shall form the first Galactic Empire of Headpats.

Yes! Now I just need cakery part 2

I should head back to that cakery someday...

I enjoy the sinister undertone some of your roleplays have

Of course I came back, you’re my new favorite hug pillow.

Yesss. Please make this a whole series. I only watched the first one yesterday and im addicted.

Did she just pull a "I'll take your entire stock!" Meme? Does the headpatter watch the memes?!

"This is my hood" I've never seen someone so aggressive but at the same time nice and calm XD

I was litterally just watching part 1 oml

Part three should 100% be the cooperation and partnership of skitty and viewer. A head patting business is by far a prospect that no one could pass up

Everyone: Sequels are never as good as the original, this is a fact. Skitty: Headpats Dealer 2: Electric Boogaloo. Everyone: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She doesn't miss just absolute bangers got me sleeping

“This is my hood” LMFAO I cant

Nothing could be better than a return to the headpats dealer-except a return to Skitty's Cakery!

"the night is dangerous. Full of terrors" Me: *remembers a man playing an audio saying "Do you want free admin commands? Press alt and F4 at the same time on your keyboard. That's alt and F4 at the same time."*

I loved this so much, I really hope it becomes a frequent series. I can’t get enough of my loveable dealer

Video idea: Clone Skitty gives Skitty headpats

you heal me, you help me, you make me happy, you are the best skittykat, I literally sleep thanks to you

headpat dealer: *exists* me: I'll take your entire stock

This has made me pass out in minutes for 3 years now. Thank you, Skitty

“There has been kidnappings around here” Me: remembers kidnapped for snugs

*_Receives upload notification_* My -disappointment- satisfaction is immeasurable and my day is -ruined- well preserved.

skitty 1:55 how much you want? everyone: **yes**

Skitty: Hey cutie... Me: (clearly she doesn't mean me) * continues walking *

I always thought Skitty was wholesome until I found her on the hub...

Us Dealers gotta help each other, thats how business stays alive

The lewd asmr has changed my reception to this. I now am relaxed and also *e r e c t* .

The skitty multiverse is coming together

Once again, the noose goes back to storage.

I want this to be such a long series, but I also feel like a series would be difficult with this story. I love this though, I never fall asleep on accident when listening to ASMR, but this I accidentally fell asleep to in my chair. 10/10

*"I'lL TaKe YoU'rE eNtIrE StOcK!"*

Definitely one of the best characters imo

Hey there's this show called breaking bad and I think they're trying to steal your idea, you should go consult them

*Skitty Used Headpats and Head Scratchies* *Its Super Effective!*

Can we talk about one of the tags being #worlddomination?

Headpats are the only thing that keeps me alive

YEEESSSS YEEESSSSS YYEEEEEESSSSSSSS! I've been missing my headpats I need them man I need them... SHUT UP I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM! MMMMMM yas gud hehd patz! I would actually sell my freedom for head pats! Worth every penny!

Oh my god this is the sequel I didn't know I needed until now

Sooo who here would actually pay for this service?

I've been coming back for patpats and skritchies every Friday night for 3 months now (within the story), and she's got me addicted all over again with somehow (even in real life) taking hairplay ASMR (my favourite trigger) three levels up. Skitty gets a whole uninterupted minute of headpats from me as thanks, as well as me offering to give her kisses instead of her giving them to me (😅). Thank you, Skitty, for such amazing content. You're in my top 3 ASMR channels, and I'm subscribed to literally a dozen or so. Please remember to take care of yourself, and have a lovely day/night wherever you are 💜💜👋.

This pat dealer girl is ADORABLE. I love her

You know I had to come back to the best dealer around

After all the online classes from college, this shady dealer is exactly the person I need.

my ears are in love and mind is so satisfied and im so happy

Never realised how much I like the word empire until now.

How do you always manage to amaze everyone and me, I am genuinely in awe Stay safe

I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO SLEEP AND THEN YOU POSTED THIS, THANK YOU SKITYY

That's the best notifications i could get today ! I love your work ! Thank you !

Thanks Skitty. You always make me feel loved and less alone.

I nearly actually fell asleep, multiple times. These head pats are addicting alright.

Your voice honestly makes me just vibe, thank you for that.

I've watched these 2 videos regularly for 2 weeks. Waiting on part 3.

The audio's power level breaks the power level scale, but only a fool would dare seek out the full experience. Any regular mortal would turn to mush, permanently.

This is the closest to actual physical human contact we can get now a day

i rarely get excited for a sequel to an asmr series. but i sure as hell was to listen to this one. & now the time has come. :3

Theory-crafting headpats sounds like a good job offer to me

This raptor know what he said... I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK. Also yes I'll happily be your Guinea pig.

Ahhh Part 2 I have been waiting for this :)