ASMR || Your Local Headpats Dealer [F4M] 

"My stuff is top shelf" Can she reach the top shelf?

"when was the last time you had a good pat" That hit a spot it shouldn't have hit

In a world... Where headpats are illegal...

"local headpats dealer" I think we all need one of these in our life.

*see the 18+ content warning* Ah yes, headpats, the lewdest of activities lol

I imagine putting skitty into a backpack and carrying her around all day. Slipping a fiver over my shoulder now and then so she would pop out and give head scratches.

Scruffy voice: ey kid, psst, kid. I got dem headpats you's lookin for.

When I napped, she took my kidney. Now don’t get me wrong, the heart shaped incision is cute, and the aftercare was second to none... So, uh, what does the other kidney get me? I’ve got the itchies for more scritchies.

Yeah, I'll take $20 worth of headpats please. After listening, yeah, I'm gonna need a Costco sized pile of headpats please.

I personally think SkittyKat is one of the most wholesome asmr RU-vidrs out there, thanks for your work, and I apologize for not having the money to spare to donate, keep up the good work! 😀

“Im like, half your size” Me, who is barely 5ft tall: 0o0

_has visible fang_ "you think i bite or something?" hahaha *yes.*

Two videos that NEED a part two, preferably more: the cakery one and this one.

0:01 when I open the soda can

H-hey *scratch* got a-any of those *SCRATCH* Headpats?!

Senko: Black market edition

Your free trial of life has ended. DAMNIT!

Just sayin' if my local dealer was this cute, I wouldn't still be in college.

"Pssst.... Wanna buy some.....headpats?"

*wakes up in a wagon* Man: "Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"

*Headpats Dealer* "So this is how the world ends... With outlawed proper follicle treatment..." *You'll see me in a week.*

"You think I bite or something?" Admittedly you haven't bitten me for two weeks, but still...

"No silly I'm not trying to kidnap you." >next video posted is called kidnapped for snugs

"You don't want to sell me headpats. You want to go home and rethink your life."

0:07 “hey there Mr. what are you doing in my neck of the hood?” ....... *am I about to get jumped by a Loli* ???🤨

You got the stuff? “Removes gloves” Hell yeah

“You seem like you’re looking for something” Uh...I’m just trying to go for a walk “You are looking for...headpats” *sits down* yep that’s exactly what I needed

_I'LL TAKE YOUR WHOLE STOCK_

So, she's basically a hug dealer?

"I'm like half your size, silly. I'm harmless." Well spiders are far smaller than me and those things could kill me with a single bite

Okay Skitty, your content is purely amazing and wholesome. I'm sorry the whole reddit thing happened, and I want you to have an awesome rest of your day!

pretty ironic if you ask me that this was the first ever asmr audio i listened to a year ago because it got recommended to me and i coundnt stop listening to them since. just like a real dealer getting you addicted. damn

Shout-outs to the people who return to this classic.

Ahh finally someone who knows what we want and how to make us happy I'll take all your finest headpats

Y-you got them head pats? Come on man I needs it!

“Yea, im gonna need about 5 grams of headpats if you got any”

This Dealer would like some Headpats. In return, you have to get Sweetrolls.

I fell asleep while watching this video, and let me tell you, that was one of the heaviest and most refreshing sleep I had in years.

Halfway through this, I started crying, and now I can't stop.

Thanks for not giving up Skitty, love your work. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go buy more head scratchies!

I imagine my 5th visit to be: *knocks on door* Voice: password? "Pretty please with a cherry on top" *Door opens* Skip the warm up, I brought triple for double the time, kisses, and I get to pat you. I also brought pocky, both strawberry, and chocolate so you know I'm not playing around this time. I also brought a custard tart AFTER you give me VIP, I skip the line or you skip the treat, the choice is yours skitty.

Skitty: What, do you think I bite or something? Me: Skitty I know you, you are very bitey.

"Don't make me take your hand" Is that really a threat? Did she just steal my wallet?

hey get in the van i got head pats and 2d girls.

Headpats are a gateway into more hardcore cuddles, like spooning. Thank you SkittyKat!

Weird how I'm still coming back to these years old videos. I just kinda wish there were more than 3 videos about the dealer.

"Pssst hey kid want some of the good stuff?" "Erm I'm not sure uh" "Hey hey don't go freaking out just try it I'll make it cheap" "Uh sure I guess" * passes a 50 dollar bill* "There you go kid, here's your product" * pats head* ... *gets shot*

When it’s 3 AM and you’re looking for content Mmmmm... ok I’ll check this out

Roses are red, violets are blue, she stole my wallet, and something else too.

"This one's on the house" That's how they addict you!

Me: *skips to a random part of the video* Video: Oh, you naughty boy. Me: Tf did I do?

Skitty: Do I look dangerous to you? Me: Dangerous, no; adorable, yes!

These pats were so good she should pat-ent them

Imagine being the best roleplay and relaxing you tuber ever

Damn bro, you got the whole squad dealin

4:16 "did you just call me good boy? her: "fallow me " me "ok o 3o"

We love you Skitty!

"No officer, I've never participated in the dealings of illicit substances, firearms or human trafficking." "Okay, what about headpats?" "Cuff me, I've broken the law."

SKITTYKAT YOU ARE A SOLIDER FOR CONTINUING YOUR PASSION EVEN AFTER THAT MISHAP WITH REDDIT, YOU INSPIRE ME. CONGRADULATIONS!!! You impressed me?!!!!!!

This is the first time i felt so comfortable in my entire life

You've quickly become my favorite asmr creator, keep up the awesome work c:

Haaaaaaaaa, the voice is too good on it's own! The headpats and scritches are the extra push to the realm of sweet relaxation that makes this audio one of my favorites!

As a man with a picture of a dog this is nice for sleps and comf

Cops: who is your dealer? Me: she only reveals herself to those who hear this audio

"You got the greens, don't you?" Get your own green beans, miss. I made these for me.

Me: *trying to decide if the listener is human* Skitty: do I look dangerous? Me: Yes

Why do I get the feeling that this is in response to Reddit acting like headpats are illicit?

Dealing out head pets in midday is probably a how to get arrested any% speedrun Good night

I’m really this lonely

I'll admit that, after two videos, Skitty is possibly the only ASMRtist who has made my toes tingle continually during a video. Who knew I was looking for headpats?

Headpats; NOT EVEN ONCE

I’m glad I’m finding more asmrist, really good.

Skitty:"I'm like half your size mister" Also skitty: "I'll give you a kiss"

I wish this were a real business. I definitely loved the dealer rp and got me to laugh a lot.

Dealing out serotonin.

I keep coming back to this and all the other vids skitty made and they always soothe my heart when i dont feel well

"What're you doing in my neck of the 'hood" "You know the usual, looking for some used syringes to add to my ever growing collection"

As usual Skitty delivers the most relaxing headpats and scratchies. Now to sit back and relax, and maybe eat a cookie.

Hey uh didn't realize I was in the wrong hood I'll buy anyway tho

**wakes up** Oh look, I was on an asmr video, might as well finish it. **falls back asleep**

You get headpats by a really cute girl with a beatiful voic *stonks* It’s not in real life you are just imagining it *NOT STONKS*

“First batch is free, next lot is gonna cost you...”

Aw this is so sweet and amazing

this is so relaxing,cuz ill be honest i have never once gotten a headpat in my entire life

Didn't expect to be called a naughty boy during this but to her credit it kept me... Engaged 😳

What really makes this funny, is that it honestly sounds like a real drug deal, but with Headpats.

Skitty: Come a little closer Me, who plays Genshin: *LISA FLASHBACKS*

I’ve always loved your voice

*wakes up tied up at the chair* "Hello, i want to play a game"

Wait, this is beyond an absolute win.

I don’t suppose you have cuddles in stock, do you? Because if so I’ll take a bit of everything. And by a bit I mean your entire stock. And a part 2 and parts 3 thru 100

Wow this community is AMAZING!

I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!!

This headpat dealer thing is addictive🤤😴, might need to make multiple videos of these.

Yeah let me get 20 headpats for a discount and some cuddles too, I need some for the rest of the week. Also my boy wants to know if you got tingles?

Just drowning in an ocean of pink, feminine energy. Tis the Skitty magic; every shade of pink, every depth of ocean, all of it feminine and welcoming all comers and typos. Blessed be the SkittyKat, Envoy of the Dulcet Whispers, Keeper of the Secret Scritchies, Speaker of the Tiny-Mouthed 'Ü', Queen of the Abductable ()Deres and Divine Empress of the All Alluring, All Comforting Pink Fluffy Vibes.

esos susurros son perfectos y como no entiendo ni pija, es aun mejor. ------ that whispers are perfect and since I don't understand a shit, it's even better. 10/10 besto vidio

Skitty:relaxed im harnless... puls out gun

"You want a kiss? Who told you about those?" This is gold

I’m gonna have to confess my sins after this