ASMR Voice: The Pick-Up Line [M4F] [Big Brother's Best Friend] [Awkward/Nerdy] 

Hamilton humming at intro. later on he says "satisfied?" ...I will never be satisfied.

"It wasn't a cult symbol It was a triforce sticker!" I'm dead. Omg I'm dead. So good. Cute as hell though.

"So the phone rings right before the kiss and that's how my brother signed his death warrant. They still haven't found him."

**SCREECHES** YOU'LL BE BACK SOON YOU'LL SEE YOU'LL REMEMBER YOU BELONG TO ME AHHH

did you just sister zone us?

plot twist: my brother has no friends😂

omg hes singing Hamilton at the start yeeess😂😂

"Holy hell it's your brother" when I heard that I die😂😂

"That wasn't a cult symbol, it's a Triforce sticker!" 😂😂😂

He picked her up in a pick-up truck... and she called him. Get it? Really loved this one. BIg thanks to the author, Sabrina Sapphire!

Cardlin, do you have a bandaid? Cause I scrapped my knee falling for you. And Hamilton!!!!

*sees Cardlin has a new vid* yES *has nerdy in the title* YES *opens on Cardlin humming King George* YESSSS

*cracks iPad* YOU'LL BE BACK

Overprotective big brother is adorkable

When I was younger I had the BIGGEST crush on my older cousins best friend. I used to go out of my way to get him to notice me. I feel bad now because I'd even torment his girlfriend when she'd come over with him. 😂 Great video Cardlin!

first off, Hamilton in the beginning. Second of all: *hears the metal gear solid ringtone* Me: Snake! Snaaaaake!!! Also Legend of Zelda, I'm in heaven

WHEN U HAVE OLDER BROTHERS WHO ARE TWENTY FREAKING YEARS OLDER THAN U

When you're 24 and he calls you underage. Well shit... my imagination was broken.

*slams fist on the table* MAKE A PART 2!

WHEN YOU FORGOT IT WAS MONDAY

*hears him humming, gets up quickly, and puts blanket around neck* YOU'LL BE BACK! SOON YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL REMEMBER YOU BELONG TO ME!

OMG HAMILTON YOU'LL BE BACK DKSBKANSBD

Cardlin: * gives me the phone * Me: hi onii chan Big brother: * hangs up * Me: now where is Cardlin

"That wasn't an occult symbol. It's a triforce sticker." I'M DEAD

When his ring tone is from metal gear solid and he has a tri-force sticker!!!! PERFECTION!!!! 😍😍😍

Hears somebody humming/singing Hamilton. I freak out and start singing like a whale . LOL

Okay when the brother called it really did scare me a little!😂😂

"u were always like a little sister to me!" *OOF* that was a knife to my heart

0:03 - 0:16 - i understood that reference Cardlin! :D

HES SINGING HAMILTON!!! OH MY HEART! ❤

Cardlin? Cardlin!? CAAAAARDLIIIIIIINNNN!!!!!

"That's not a cult sticker, that's a triforce!" me too

Hold on.... that tune sounds familiar....... Hmmmmm..... ALEXZANDER HAMILTON!!!!!

“Thow shall not liketh your comrades kids sister” Me: “yep lol 😂”

I fucking love hearing you swear, you sound so surprised about yourself swearing it makes me giggle so much

Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I visit between the holidays? Also: SABRINA SAPPHIRE, PART TWO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. THIS IS THE BEST. MUCH LOVE TO YOU BOTH💙💙💙

Cardlin AND Hamilton????? Oml

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. ;)

"I guess you don't want to be my little sister anymore" no no no I didn't say that ☺️ nope not from me

uh no.sorry I think I might need a part 2.

“Your like a little sister to me” Me: “OUCH that hurt”

I WISH something like this had happened a year ago when I still had a crush on MY brother's nerdy best friend! Although, I think my brother would have had a similar reaction.... ;) Amazing work, Cardlin, once again!

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Best friends with my brother? My condolences XP Also, gotta say... I'm almost disappointed in the lack of cute, cheesy pickup lines.

Hamilton in the start :)

cardy: *_talks to me brother on the phone_* me sitting next to him in the car: *_dying of laughter_* 6:21 is the phone call

WAS THAT YOU'LL BE BACK FROM THE HAMILTON MUSICAL?! 😂😂 That's my favorite musical

“ HOLY HELL ITS YOUR BROTHER” Me: “party pooper”

Him: You're sick? Me: Yeah, sick of my friends drunk asses!

"You're like... a little sister to me" *LE GASP*

omg this script is amazing.. could this be a series !!!!!

There's nothing like expecting an asmr video yet getting a LOUD ass commercial. *slow claps* Thanks RU-vid. Love you too. Needed the busted ears....... *dead* T^T

I don't know how many times I have called someone saying I was sick to get out of a place I didn't want to be. This video is really cute though, the awkward guys are so adorable!!! Great job Cardlin!!

I'd love for a sequel to this, he's just amazing. I can appreciate a guy that protects me AND knows Hamilton.

FOR YOUR LOVE, FOR YOUR PRAIIIIIIIISE. HAMILTON YESS

YOU ARE A BLESSING TO THIS WORLD CARDY

I HEARD HAMILTON I SEE YOU CARDLIN I SEE YOU.

I melted omg perfection. I would date this dude.

turn up its cardibear❤❤❤

"You're like a little sister to me." Me: Ouch.

He was singing Hamilton XD

I've been listening to Hamilton!!!!!! Cardlin you're magical !!!!

"Hey would ever you consider going me out with me sometime." Laughed for about four minutes straight.

I love when the brother calls him! That is so funny!!!

"How are you feeling?" *DYING*

Now I hate sudden phone calls 😂😂😂

"apparently he has a date or something" Me:😂😂 Yeah right MY brother has a date 😂😂😂

#Hamilton I heard I was like "HOLY SHIT IT'S HAMILTON! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :DDDDDDDDDD"

You were singing a song from Hamilton in the beginning. Weren't youuuuuu...? :D

YOUR VOICE IS SO RELAXING 😭 WHAT DO I DO TO DESERVE THIS PERFECT ASMR😭

Right after I watch this I walked around my whole house screaming “you’ll be back”!😬

Cardlin: *humming tune* Me: "hmm, that sounds fami-" *realizes it's hamilton* Me: *screams/cries/sings along aggressively*

HAMILTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I lost it at the part where the brother calls😂 great audio cardlin!

HAMILTON YES

1:30 the Little laugh is ... ahhhh . I am in love 😻

goood, this reminds me of the huuuuge crush on one of my brother's friends...but none of them actually knew I existed...oh wait, they did...I was his "weird slash stupid little sister" and at that time me and brother we were the biggest enemies, he was at that time one of my biggest bullies :-( I wish he would understand I needed his protection... eh, past is past, forget about it :-D anyway Cardlin, thank you for this one, one of my past fantasies came to life :-D any plans on doing part 2? ;-)

When Cardlin asked me if I wanna go on a date, I'm like " no shit, we're going married " xD I need help

you'll be BACK

Aww man, I'm not even done listening to this but dang I really like this script..absolutely adorable ~ 🙈

ＹＯＵ'ＬＬ ＢＥ ＢＡＣＫ [Verse 1: KING GEORGE] You say The price of my love’s not a price that you’re willing to pay You cry In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by Why so sad? Remember we made an arrangement when you went away Now you’re making me mad Remember, despite our estrangement, I’m your man You’ll be back, soon you’ll see You’ll remember you belong to me You’ll be back, time will tell You’ll remember that I served you well Oceans rise, empires fall We have seen each other through it all And when push comes to shove I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love! [Chorus: KING GEORGE ] Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da… [Verse 2: KING GEORGE] You say our love is draining and you can’t go on You’ll be the one complaining when I am gone... And no, don’t change the subject Cuz you’re my favorite subject My sweet, submissive subject My loyal, royal subject Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever… [Verse 3: KING GEORGE] You’ll be back like before I will fight the fight and win the war For your love, for your praise And I’ll love you till my dying days When you’re gone, I’ll go mad So don’t throw away this thing we had Cuz when push comes to shove I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love [Chorus: KING GEORGE ] Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat- Everybody! [Chorus: FULL ENSEMBLE] Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da da Dat dat da ya da!

HAMILTON

Funny thing I got a teddy bear and named it cardlin

“Your at a party....” I’m not extroverted enough to even be invited to a party like that.

This is so cuteeee >•< would you consider making a sequel?😍

me: *hears the humming in the beginning* also me: *sings the rest in my best king george impression*

When ever I hear cardlin swears I don't know if I'm scared or attracted My mind: oh my goddddd he swears that illeagal

Cardlin, I had Solid Snake on the phone, he would like you to give him back his codec, or else. Watch out your boxes :p

"It's a tri force sticker" instantly fell in love tbh

When the brother called I died...

I do love it when he goes all serious, he tries to deepen his voice.... which lasts about 3 seconds

OML THE HAMILTON PART AT THE BEGINNING HELL YES

"Thou shalt not likeith your comrades kid sister"😂😂😂(sorry if i spelt something wrong)

why can you ask your parents or one of your friends? They're all dead, theyyyyyy alllllll died in A RAGING FIRE. jokes

I heard the codec ringtone from Metal Gear Solid and I almost screamed. You like the games too?

YOULL BE BACK! SOON YOULL SEE YOULL REMEMBER YOU BELONG TO ME! YASS GO HAMILTON AND GO CARDLIN FOR KNOWING HAMILTON YASSS

YOU'LL BE BACK

I love this there should be a part 2.

Need a sequel!!

MAKE THIS A SERIES