[ASMR] You watch as Sanford breaks into your kitchen and eats your leftovers promptly dying 

EDIT: If you advertise your own stuff under here for whatever reason, I *will* remove the comment Every once in a while I am reminded of the fact that this video is semi popular and gets recommended to people to this day I just saw someone on tumblr who I follow post a screenshot of the video being recommended to them, the sheer whiplash of seeing myself get posted so casually like this throws me off sometimes

I feel concerned on how accurate this actually fits, the eating and the munching, the clanking, it fits very well lmfao

I can imagine him cutting the steak with his hook

THE WAY HE JUST POPS UP RANDOMLY SCARED ME ACTUALLY

And it was tasty Until I realize it wasn’t cooked

more madness asmr, now

I made the mistake of having headphones *stanford that was my goddamn window*

I looked up madness combat asmr as a joke and now I have no regrets 👁👁

Short storytime, guys. So, I played this with my little brother, and all of a sudden, my little brother says, “What if the leftovers were you?” I still feel haunted to this day.

I sent this to my friend on discord and watched hin go through all 5 stages of grief

Why do I enjoy this so much

*reads description* Thats not a fantasy I knew I had

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NOOOOO SANFORD NOT MY LEFTOEVERS MAN NOOOO NOOOO COME ON SANFORD COME ON MAN OH MAN NOO COME ON I WAS GONNA EAT THAT LATER MAN OH MY GOD OH MY NO MAN OH MY GOD HE'S CHOKING OH MY GOD NO NO NO BRO WHAT THE HELL SANFORD NO STOP CHOKING IN MY KITCHEN NOOOOO YOU'RE GONNA MAKE MY KITCHEN STINK OH MY GOD SANFORD WHAT THE HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY GOD

invite deimos. we are going to have a tea party.

this is gold

0:49 *dies from food poisoning*

_Hum, yum_ _Hum, yummy_ _Hum, delicious_

That’s not the only thing that he’ll be eating tonight.

Thank you RU-vid for recommending me quality content

Sanford with bakugo’s voice is amazing

This is on the same leve as those "Wario Dies doing X thing" memes of a few months ago

**me, a mentally ill teenager drinking my third monster energy of the night:** “…you come here often..?”

Bro wth I was gonna eat that

its like my dreams have come to life

Sanford *w h a t*

M-my leftovers *cries* oh also Sanford

HEY SAAAAANFOOOOOOOO

It's 4:50 am and I'm watching this

Imagine committing a felony to eat someone’s leftovers

THIS IS SO FUNNY

Ah yes, just another day in Nevada…

fucking finally something normal to listen while sleeping

"WHAT KIND OF ASMR IS THIS" -me

It would take a lot of energy to kept swinging his hook, so it would make him hungry fast.

I'm just watching this while eating Halloween kit kat

Best asmr ever

If you skip 10 seconds right at the beginning You don’t get the glass breaking You’re welcome

I fell asleep the moment he broke in bro. It works really well.

I’m so glad he liked what I made. (:

It was yummy for sure

That was my only food supplies

POV: you left it out for him

what has my humor come to

That's right, Sanford. I put cyanide in the steak. That's for breaking into the kitchen.

bro this is so random i love it

Im not even bothered as long as it was not the left over cake

every time i find this video in my recommended i watch it, remember how uncomfortable eating sounds make me, but watch through it anyways bc this video fucking kills me every time :sob:

Ima do it again

best ASMR i’ve ever heard

What just happened-

*the way he said delicious tho-*

I love the internet

Doctor: "You have 58 seconds left to live." Me:

No why did u eat my left overs I was just going to eat that

Sanford discovers he's allergic to shellfish

Nobody: Sanford: **Breaks into the house** Me: *друг*

You forgot one Mom don't cry I'll be okay

I got so frikin scared when he broked the window wth

Damn, that was calming

Noooo Sanford not you too

im wearing headphones it sounds real

Thats beautiful!

beautiful

amazing

:O SANDFORD YOUR DED YOUR LIFE ENDS NOW DON'T EAT MY CHICKEN NUGGIES

its 6:40 i shouldnt be laughing so fucking loud at the voices i cant fucking laugh i cant do it i laughed

𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙙

Poison the leftover

I fell asleep in 0.2 seconds (this is the only mc asmr :( )

Why am I watching this at 12:58 am

WHAT DID I BROK

It was well done

All I can think of is that news article “rat breaks into atm, eats 14k in cash and dies”

Man didn’t eat anything Today, he would even eat food that’s expired-

sanford very eat

very nice

My cooking's that bad?

He got ahold of my pot brownies and by the end of the video that suddenly hit hum, thus making him die. The fuckin weed hit him. Eat in moderation children

where did you get the eating audio? it sounds oddly good for a meme

i cryed because idk y

MMM YUMMY !

is this a threat

PELASE NO PLEASEE I CANT FUCKING BREATHE I'M GOING TO DIEEEEE I'M IN HYSTERICS EVERYTHING IS FUNNIER THAN IT EVER SHOULD BE BC I'M SO FUCKING TIRED AND THIS IS NOT HELPINGGGGGGG WHAT THE FUCK HELFPELFLKJSFKkj

lol I love this

I’ve been violated

LOL

Why does Sanford sound like Johnny Utah

PAHAHHAA WHAT IS MY RECOMMENDATIONS

Crazy, at first I spent 10 minutes thinking about whether to watch this video, when I saw it I joked: ¨thanks, I broke my left ear and my right kidney, thank you very much :)¨ no comments please...........

Beauty

MMM YUMMY

Good thing I poison some of my food specifically if Sanford breaks into my house to eat my leftovers

I saw this as a shitpost and forgot it was an asmr. I don't enjoy the licking in my ears lol

better than realmouth lol

i think i died

Pog

what did i put in the steak?

I need hank

There were 500 likes. And I am the 500th like on this video.