AUSTIN POWERS: Goldmember Destroyed Austin’s Mom (Theory) 

This was supposed to be a preimered video, but due to copyright issues, I've uploaded it 4 hours early, so enjoy! Also: www.patreon.com/theorizer

The longer you continue your channel, the more you sound like you've discovered something you shouldntve seen

This is hands down the most believable theory to come out of your channel, considering the movie’s wackiness. The bracelet just 100% proves it. I don’t know what else to say, this is simply brilliant.

Bruh, that twist at the end was absolute madness. It recontextualizes the entire movie. It also explains a few of the sus moments from Dr. Evil throughout the series. Turns out, fluidity runs in the family! This theory was super cool! Thanks for the great video.

I had a feeling that Goldmember was related to the explosion but I didn't expect that there was a transition involved.

It is absolutely amazing what brightness (and darkness) on a photo can do to whoever is in that photo; for like about 10 seconds, Austin Powers was super creepy to me LOL

Holy shit! That's a Flashpoint Batman scenario in disguise.

Now I know you can't put kill in the youtube title, but knowing who Gold Member is... I took that title literally as Austin's mom paying a visit to Goldmember's patio to see his GOLD.

Austin Powers was my favourite movie series as a kid (I was definitely too young to be watching and it explains so much about my humour) and this theory is just smashing. Groovy even.

Kind of weird the forth world breaks in these films kind of reminds me of The Cat In The Hat movie it even has a similar sort of visual vibe in some scenes

My brain is not ready for this lobotomy of a theory 🤯🤯🤯

This honestly feels like something they would pull goldmeber being there mother

Hey theorizer. Do you think Austin powers would’ve had enough time to watch the shreck movie before saying “You’re going the right way for a smacked bottom” which was a line shreck directly said to donkey in the shreck movie. I had thought about that when you had mentioned mike meyers

You have gifted unto me the knowledge of a dark secret, I hate it, and I'm going to pass it on to a family member like I would an unwanted fruitcake, so that others may suffer with me. Thank you.

Have I ever seen an Austin Powers movie? No. Did I watch this entire video on the edge of my seat? Yes. Did my jaw absolutely hit the floor at the end? Of course.

8:56 he already has a rock solid theory and he still gives us the joy of some unhinging. Bravo.

When I saw the thumbnail I thought he'd officially gone insane, well I wasn't right but I wasn't wrong.

dude this was awesome! the fact that goldmember could be their mom and them being twins is wild af! im glad you exisit theorizer! ❤🎉

This is a beautiful theory. I love this! 😊

Nobody does it like you bro im flabbergasted absolutely insane

Ever since you mentioned Austin Powers in your cat in the hat theory I have been waiting for a theory on this series! AND I FINALLY HAVE IT!!!

I've had this theory since the movies came out. I'm watching to see where you also draw your conclusions. Edit:having watched the whole thing now i see you have gone down a path I did not think possible. Bravo. Next time I watch the movies I'll think about it some more.

When austin discovers the mortverse:

Another masterpiece of a theory, per usual though😅😂

Absolute banger of a theory Mr. The Theorizer. I love Austin Powers so I am very excited to see where you go with these

0:03 this is what the average British person looks like. Also goose approved video. Thanks again Theorizer

mad respect for johann's transition!

This video somehow lead me to realize that they missed out on the opportunity to cast Seth Green as both young Austin and young Dr. Evil

one day men in black will be at his door because he discovered the entire Hollywood lore and it isn't what we are led to believe.

Today I asked myself what will I learn about today and this was not it but I'm all the way here for it.

It’s something so crazy that gets crazier as it goes on but also it makes total sense

yes this makes sense.....

I'm ready for this crazy theory

The thing you missed I just saw as YT suggested I watch the first movie Free, the first movie’s acronym is AP:IMOM, which comes full circle when he plays his own mother as Goldmember.

Oh I hope Meyers replies to tell you that you figured out the deepest darkest secret of the Austin Powers universe. Its soo good.

You insane man. You speak the words no mere mortal can even comprehend

Ngl my dude, I get psyched Everytime you drop a video, even if it's about something I normally don't care about, because I know that it's gonna be a wild ride no matter what

Here recently you have been going crazy, and now you sound like you have recoperated and im happy

Dang it, I promised myself I'd be here for the premiere!! D: But, I forgot that different timezones exist, so I didn't make it on time. But 27 minutes late is better than nothing!

This theory was awesome keep em coming

The bracelet and the mothers name had me like 😮 I want @The Theorizer to do a Mystery Incorporated theory.

Please never stop,youre theories have me so enthralled,you definitely have a nack for this.

Man the algorithm has been terrible to you lately. You don’t deserve it, keep up the amazing work. Easily one of my favorite channels on RU-vid

Another masterpiece as always good sir😊🥰😂👍💯💕💞💖

This was a very interesting theory. Love this 😊👍

Finally, someone’s doing a theory on this it’s funny.

My dog took off barking after that last high pitch squeal 😂 My God I love your theories🤣

Dude that's crazy

I never know what the next video will be about but damn am I never disappointed. Please keep it up!.

I missed you so dude, I’m happy see watch your theories

It all makes sense now 🤯

Tbh you are probably the funniest review channels with the most creative concept ima be real.

This theory is that brilliant and insane that I am literally in tears 😭

I live for these videos!! They absolutely make my day!!

I am so happy this trilogy is still remembered it was one of my favorite growing up

What about Austin cloning himself

Makes so much sense. Great job on the theory.

I always saw it as a sort of Legend of zelda prophetic cycle where an agent and a villain will always fight for all time. That's why the government doesn't take it seriously, because it has happened so many times before. And it's also why both doctor evil and his son scott have a strange, seemingly biological reaction to their poor parentage that leads them to turn evil and bald early. The time travel is actually what threatens to break the cycle, but the previous generation (Goldmember and Nigel) become involved to unknowingly act as proxies of whatever force is keeping the cycle going, thus reinforcing the cycle. And that's ignoring the possibility that Austin and Doctor Evil could have also been influenced to make strange decisions that coincidentally keep the balance. Then again, I havent seen it in a while, and I may be relying too much on the foundation of your mort theory and the story of Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom. so take this more as a possible thread if you find evidence more than an actual theory.

Putting a comment to support you by satiating the youtube algorithm (Gonna watch this later, after watching all of the trilogy first.)

Yes it’s amazing to see your theory videos on my home page

Imagine if the mort theory had this kind of editing

Holy crap. It all makes sense now

Every video this man grows more and more insane.

Anyone else think theorizer sounds a bit off? Maybe the god fruit have replaced him- beware

Hey i have been wondering is it possible the tim from boss baby is schizophrenic. His parents say they have too good imagination and on the police car part we see the parents POV and its all normal

I can’t wait for your next theory I have been a fan since 100,000 subs

Maybe the teal Venesa was replaced by a fembot

Genuinely the craziest theory I’ve ever heard and I love it

Holy sh_T good theory. You made me ponder my existence

The prophet of truth is back with more arcane knowledge!

14:36 literally my favorite part of the entire video 💀

I swear its the same with Blacklist! I havent seen the last season but it all points to Red as being Elizabeths mother

Idk how you convinced me of this in like 10 seconds lol wtf

Pretty good theory. I know basicly nothing about this film series so It's not really for me

I thought the description said “AUSTIN POWERS WAS CREATED BY ME”

Rankin Bass timeline?

What if Goldmember has the moms bracelet because he was there for the explosion and kept it?

Ooooo this will be fun. I need to actually watch the movies first 😅

wow, That 2 patron sure is a legend

Why did that give me chills? That's dumb.... Good theory.... Really though...chills!

Considering how you've been losing your mind more frequently in these videos as of late, I have a cosmic fear of whatever is going to happen in Baby Smitty pt 2

Oh my God I’m so happy that you’re not doing bad anymore. Last time I saw you I was so worried about your mental health but I’m so happy you’re OK because if you were not OK, I don’t know if I would ever see you again😅

I wish they made a 2000s movie where the only two actors in the entire thing were Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy.

Neat theory there 👌

Can we get an always sunny theory 😂

As someone who's never seen any of the movies, this feels like a weird way to invest myself in this.

They look alike because Austin, Dr evil and goldmember are played by the same actor

I love you Theorizer, can’t wait till you hit 1 mil pretty soon.

Bro was cleaning windows at 13:21

0:26 The Cat in the Hat is another Mike Myers property that's spawned memes.

Make more Austin powers theories

We love a transmasc king

I've never clicked on a video so fast, although it's weird I didn't get the notification until today

Could there be a Mike Myers universe theory?

So good, I'm already watching it twice... I dreamed about being Austin Powers In high school!

You should see Kraul Swabb

How "Swinger" can you get?!!

I havent seen these movies since I was a kid but everything still makes sense 🤣

I want more Austin Power Theory

I want More Austin Powers Theory