Australians Are Never Politically Correct. Mike Siegel - Full Special 

I'm 42 and toilet humor cracks me up like a 5 year old hearing the word poop.

Drazic Milosovic The best line of all!

Well fart jokes will always be funny!

Rectum........damned near killed 'em As a ribald older lady i knew used to say R.I.P. Goldie Heiss

Never let the teen part of you die! At least that is my hope, plan & goal.

yeah he's like a calm kung fu master among comedians. u laugh at everything and its so effortless, he just keeps it coming. love mr siegel

@Heather beehner is dry bars none hottest comedian (cant think of his first name cuz he does a whole bit about his last name beehner). hes so SO SO funny and super duper ultra sexy.

33,3 Anders hes none hot but super ultra sexy?

@@oliviawilson7138 think. ull get it.

@Agent J who... why.. why are you mad?

Haha. Thanks for the grin sir. :)

As a bloke who is Aussie abet gemacht in Deutschland, when I first saw your beaches with the old folks who were naked I thought they were beached whales, I blame your beer!

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😂😂🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ I would believe it too don’t worry mate

probably luke warm not cold

I know of a place in Western Australia that is off limits to the general public but has one naturalized Dutchman working for the Bureau Of Meteorology.

Laughter is the best medicine!

Same!

I fully agree - have yet to see a bad show.😁

joe devito

Don't worry. We'll get you there. Performing at DryBar is on my bucket list.

EXACTLY & as a young man myself who REFUSES to curse or use foul language, it makes me smile with how CLEAN yet Funny ALL of these sets are!

It takes more thought to set up and deliver a funny, clean joke. And clean comedy conveys respect of the audience.

Idk. It's a gradient. Some "comedy" isn't really funny and is just extreme dirty talk as if that was funny on it's own. Female comics tend to do that more often I noticed. On the other hand, most "clean" comedy isn't very funny either. While there are exceptions, most of it is toothless nothing for people who are so prude and squeamish they seem not to enjoy anything in real life. Imo good comedy usually tells truths in a clever unexpected way, or is shocking to just the right amount. It's not dirty because it has nothing of value to say, but it's not clean because it's too afraid to live. It's exactly as dirty as it needs to be. No more and no less.

@@TheJeremyKentBGross Brilliantly said! This opened my eyes to some of the most popular and some of my favourite comedians. Sure, there are exceptions, but the most brilliant comics manage to interwove the "two" types of comedy in one. Take Bill Burr or Dave Chapelle. Arguably the most popular out there, and for a reason. Also about women making dirty comedy I have seen it as well. Its always sex jokes or my p*ssy this my p*ssy that, and it becomes boring towards the third time it is used. Clean comedy is probably the second in the hierarchy with people like Gabriel Iglesias, Degeneres' old specials, maybe Carlin (i have to be honest my memory is a bit muddy, but I feel like he was closer to the clean spectrum). But for sure the best is the golden middle ground.

@@its_dey_mate I think the only really dark/dirty comic I really like is Anthony Jeselnik. Others comics I have really liked, like Bill Burr, Louis CK, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Bill Hicks, some* later Carlin, they aren't afraid to go there if/when needed, but it just isn't the focus of their act. It's more like appropriately used punctuation for emphasis. I kinda feel like profanity is just like any other key on the keyboard of a piano in your linguistic arsenal, or a few shaders of color to paint with out of the spectrum. Sure, you can have colors that clash, and you can abuse the audience by slamming down all the "low" keys at once with your forearm so it sounds bad because it isn't a chord. But that's no reason to never use bass keys ever ever ever. Similarly I'm sure there's a great joke to be had about your vag out there somewhere, but atm it just seems like what you are leaning on it for garbage material and to fill the uncomfortable silence around your unearned/undeserved attention. But I always kinda percieved people who couldn't tolerate any profanity whatsoever in the same way as someone who was arbitrarily offended by the color yellow, and would go to great lengths to avoid seeing it or having anything to do with the "disgusting/low" people who used or wore it. "Thank God we finally found the GOOD community of people who just never use or wear yellow! It's just so refreshing to not have yellow crammed all in your face whenever you are just walking pass a billboard or someone in a summer dress or trying to watch television. SERIOUSLY there is just NO reason you EVER need to use yellow, it is just so UNNECESSARY. Fortunately I found this safe little place where finally I'm not arbitrarily subjected to yellow all the time, because this is who I really am." And I'm just like: Really? REAAAAAAALY? 🙄 😏 OK, Sure pal. 👍 (Whispers: I think we just found the closet gay homophobic mega pastor over here who's sucking mad underaged D while smoking meth behind the altar. ... Seems like there's gotta be one in every crowd.)

Yes!! I LOVE FUNNY PEOPLE!

@@mannaformom3711 me too. comix are very special humans, to be guarded and well taken care of.

Yep they can let 'em rip....not like the censor cindy's in america....ugh

Mate, cussing is an artform

Yet the English can say the worst cuss words & make them sound so elegant 🤣

Funny you say that, Australian censors need a sense of humor.

Yeah f@$k'n Oath

I'd like to see this fella pronounce your towns!

choyse bro

Wow... talking fruit

Im a banana

@@into_the_void lol🤣🤣

Yes! I was born in Germany and Germans are literally everywhere you travel to. LOL

25 years ago I was travelling around Asia - Germans were everywhere, great people and easy to get on with.

But the real question is were they naked?

😅😅is this usually true

Marlin Bradshaw shut up

Oh no! not the vulgarity! Lol

did you even watch the video

I agree! I could watch him talk about anything!

if you could speak English that would be great

We've got that nice level of self-deprication 👍🏿🇦🇺

@@linebrunelle1004 yeah, nah

That is why they import that californian culture down in Melbourne in particular. Had someone down there ask where I was from & told them, three hour's drive north of the city, it's litterly a bubble down there.

​@@linebrunelle1004Ironic coming from an American.

Absolutely first rate. Plus ... "heroes ... every one of them" killed me.

That was a great one 🤣🤣😂😂❤️✌️

I guess you could say it was "swell"...

Or British Texans

Except that Canadians are not as blunt.

Tan Canadians? As someone from Down Under who has lived in the U.S. and in Canada, I have to say, Nah, tan Americans.

Yeah, you could say that, but australians are more fun, taller, more attractive and talented overall lol

look up matt falk's special

I agree.

I agree. He is good!

Agreed !

What about Swiss?

@@woodb51 Good with ham?

no worries mate

Same here, he even got our accent pretty well 😂

I'm Aussie too, and my sister was travelling hundreds of miles from anywhere in stinking heat, and saw a bycycle on the side of the road. She stopped as she thought someone had been hit by a truck and there was a japanese guy sheltering from the sun in a culvert ( big highway drain). Heat stroke is no joke!

Some of it. Towards the city you lose any of that accent stuff. Everyone is a bit more concerned about being PC. The town name stuff is dead on. We have very memorable, catchy names like Woolloomooloo or Birrayingbingbong or something...

Can confirm that Boomlybooblyboomlybongo is a great place for surfing.

Sweet

Ya gotta stand out!! Haha!

Ya gott stand out somehow! Ha!

Lol, gatekeeping comedy.

Thats why I live Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, Jerry Springfield.

@Marlin Bradshaw what's the matter? Is it that nobody is giving you any attention? Huh? OK, I'm reaching out, say what you have to say. Then after having done so, quit posting the same stuff on multiple comment boards. Thank you.

Lost yet Found You have a problem with fatherless children? It’s not a curse word.

don't look directly at the sun or you'll burn your rectum.

@FIDIRONU Never heard of him. Until I looked him up just now. And yeah, he's awesome!

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 amen mate at least in Katherine 👌👌🤣🤷🏽

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crocs love German snags mate .

Yeah and in Belanglo State Forest. Come on it can't still be too soon that was 30 years ago!

Yeah tell me about it, now so many polar bears have eaten local people off the street of Helsinki as we haven't had fat Germans to satisfy their daily meat intake. Now we all carry raw fish while walking to bribe the bears off.

Yup!

Yes but, the real question is, how much are you willing to pay to see this guy?

@@richarddarlington1139 Live? Whatever the venue is charging,it all depends on where it is and what kinda pace it is,can I get a good meal there as well,is it trouble free,in a decent area or a dive in a craphole.

Thank you from Perth Western Australia ❤️🇦🇺

Oh my gosh me too. I could barely breathe with all the fumes! How did I not bounce out!?!? Ha!

I quit flying in 2009. I am now vindicated and validated.

Yeah, so lame.

Some of my happiest times were when my best friend's Dad would pick us up in his old beat up 1960's Ford & I'd make her ride in the back bed with me going home, among the peeling paint & old dead leaves. Freedom in the wind blowing through my hair, no seats or seatbelts, it was like flying if you imagined. 😊 Great memories.

For SUUUUUUURE!

Manna For Mom lol🤗

I'm not an expert but that is my rough estimate how I would feel he did based on my sense of humour. I rate Norm MacDonald higher than this guy let's say 99 out of 100 but others don't like Norm at all. Frankly I don't think there is such a thing as an expert because humour is subjective.

this was the EXCELLENT end of an EXCELLENT punchline combo. just brilliant.

I'm suffering from the same affliction 🤣

To YOUNG women!

Glasses can be sexy on men ..

Just ask Superman worked great for him.

no, only immature people think that way. Of course, that's the majority :P

One of those my stomach muscles hurt now kind of funnies.....

OMG! I'm doing exactly the same!!! 😃😲 how uncanny!!

Have my like too, then

I sat on a stool in the back of our van as a kid cause we didn't have the back seat. If one of my friends was along, you had a competition to see who could stay standing the longest

Idk I think my dad pulled them off back in the day. If he wasn't wearing those he always had those huge silver frames with the bar across the top.

I wore them while in Air Force basic training.

The sexual harassment might be a joke about him jerking off ("harassing" himself, sorta), since excessive masturbation can cause you to waste time that could have been used to improve your skills and business.

@@TirelessGaming Yeah…I do not think you needed to explain that joke to this audiece

and vice versa on women

I love you! 💖❤💖

Can we meet?

It depends on the fram and shape of the lenses for me

I love how they get nice and red when they arrive reminds me that yes the sun is still hot just. I’m tanned so I only feel the burning 🤣🤣💯💯💯🙌🏾❤️

I live in California and had a German girl who moved here with her Army husband hunt me down after a quick meeting at a store .. she was crazy lol .. I kid you not , her name was Onya .. her dad was a huge Hitler supporter , seriously no joke .. she got pissed at my husband and offered to kill him , I never spoke to her again .. no joke.

and a lot more if you'll listen!

Leann Wilson weird onya is a name ive never heard in germany, in fact its sounds so foreign that i simply would call you a liar or her a liar lying about her heritage especially if her father is a hitler supporter he wouldn’t have given her such a name

@Jossel Weinstein Of note is the new (a decade or so old) practice in Australia of prefacing every bloody speech -- or putting a plaque on every building -- with the name(s) of the literally thousands of black fella's tribes *estimated* to have encamped there from the "Terra Nullius" times.

Traino

Strangely enough, nobody calls an alcoholic a wino. 😂

@@tally1604 thats bc alcoholics aren't winos 😂😂

@@callofdutyisboss7953 in America, they are 😉

Call Of Duty Is Boss gidday. Nice to know there’s some of us still standing . I’m at Logan, southwest of Brissie, on the way to the coast. Not that we can go, mind you. For Mother’s Day, we picked up some KFC and went to a park. It was just nice to be out and about. Pleasant to see people having picnics.

has a few films already

@Marlin Bradshaw you do not need as much attention as you are trying to get. No one does.

He said rectum.

@@jondunmore4268 And "bastard". But the audience was sophisticated and saw the proper humor in those. If they let it slide in Provo, you KNOW they appreciated that it was fitting in the contexts. 😉

Good timing with swearing in comedy is most definitely an art form, eg Rodney Rude. A living Australian treasure! 👍 (Bill Burr, just saying 😏)

Rectum is not a dirty word!

I like any comedy as long it's funny who are we to judge anything we don't even create hahahaha