LMAO the part where the Nerevarine admits the Tools' strengths values were close to zero "...What do you mean, 'you used them?'", like Dagoth Ur can't even begin to process using the Tools as they appear in the game, as weapons!
He should consider himself lucky that I was wearing even the colovian fur helm this time. A few on my many incarnations showed up naked while walking a lusty Argonian who might have been a maid on a leash, while Crassius Curio who was following behind me riding a guar was singing the Dragonborn comes while giving the reach around to a khajiit, and Queen Barenziah was watching and giving him advice on how to pleasure a khajiit.