Bad Actor, Bad Martial Artist, or Both? | Steven Seagal Controversy Analysis 

😂..I am out of breath. Must admit, I liked watching his movie Under Siege in 92. Did not speak English then and appreciated the minimal dialog.

I know 😏 that was a gem 💎🤩!!

This was the best joke 😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

He urgently reached for the Amica Creme.

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Not to mention Dr. Grande’s outfits are actually good looking and fit him, even entertaining such as in this Hawaiian looking shirt today. Seagal’s looks look like an unending torture for the eyeballs, an overstuffed sausage in a too tight, too long, black rotted casing. Wouldn’t want to eat, smell it, touch it, be in the same city block as it. I’ll take Dr. Grande’s Hawaiian shirt any day over Steven Seagal wearing anything or nothing.

HaHa! Accurate

This got me also :D

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Idk man the fact that he was chillin with a model sounds dope to me

Comment gold right there.

@@justiceforjuicy6765 If she was with him because of his so-called celebrity, that doesn’t speak well for her.

He was probably looking for his latest movie Direct To Rental!

Savage😂

That part

LITERALLY my favorite part of his podcasts is his dry aserbic wit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm definitely not a podcast follower type of person, but I absolutely love him and listen all the time

i laughed so loud everyone at work was like “???” lolol this is why we love you Dr. Grande

Dr Grande never holds back

Truth 🤠, he's so good at it

Don't forget puppies!

@@oxcart4172 nawh man puppies used to bite my hair and yank it like a toy when I was a kid. Dr Grande has never done that. So he wins.

And how about that Hawaiian print?

But, like all great powers it should be judiciously applied, suit the narrative and not be forced or overused.

I agree, Dr Grande is very funny and it takes a lot to make me laugh out loud. I am still giggling about his comment stating Amber Heard and Johnny Depp's Yorkie dog had the best defamation claim out of the three of them. He should write a comedy series, I am sure it would be great.

I agree! He would make an epic stand-up comic. Especially because he’s so serious when he cracks jokes and roasts the hell out of lying bad actors. 🤣😭 I can’t even!

Yes! His dry humor is the best!

His dry sense of humour rocks!

The dog was called Bruce Lee

Under Siege was "an excellent premise?" A rogue CIA operative goes postal,, takes over a US Navy battleship with ONLY the executive officer helping him,, and brings a playmate in a cake for some reason that's totally inconsequential except for giving Seagull a female costar... This operative ALSO stole a North Korean submarine and just sorta kept it for,, I don't know,, a fishing yacht or something... THEN you got the ship... The USS Missouri,, a 55000 ton BB with a crew of over 1200... The crew is either totally incompetent OR the exec's orders seem kosher JUST BECAUSE there's a playmate coming aboard... Orders to disregard the security of the ships nuclear weapons are "protested",, rather than brought to the immediate attention of the captain and whatever admirals were associated with the ships deployment... And the captain - NO CAPTAIN IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES NAVY EVER sits in his cabin reading a novel, especially not for hours and hours... And that idiotic story about the party sucks so much wind that it's a Hoover deluxe,, nothing's ever unscheduled on a United States Navy warship except maybe combat and this took place during peacetime.... And now the "hero"... Or should say ZERO,, Casey Ryback... Ah forget it,, I already am about to projectile vomit from recalling all the stupidity of under siege....

Yet we were all definitely more impressionable back then but we also didn't have phones in our pockets we could use to fact check things. Reminds me of hearing about hot dog girl and junior high.

Either Under Seige, or Above the Law.

He wouldn't be old enough to be in Nam to begin with 😂

@@manlymen552 Well he was born in 1952 so technically he would have but it doesn't matter, he never went anywhere near Nam.

Seagal is so full of himself .. i think he probably has convinced himself he WAS in the Seals or Rangers lol . Their was an interview where he said this is what "we" in the special forces like to call etc . The guy actually thinks he was one of them lol Just as he thinks he's regarded as a legendary master among the other's . He is the true definition of the word narcissist .

Another one is Gene LeBell who is the inspiration for Brad Pitt's character in "once upon a time in Hollywood" and got challenged by Seagal saying his Aikido can defeat any choke hold.LeBell allegedly choked him out causing Seagal to poo his pants.

Yea he was full of it

Faux Buddhism very 90s.

@@belstar1128 Richard Gere was another notorious "look at me! I'm a Buddhist!" dickwad. Best thing Sly Stallone ever did was make Richard Gere the, uhhhhh, butt of gerbil jokes. :D

Not that a *real* blessing from the Dalai Lama signifies much. After all, that ghastly twerp who ran the Nexium cult received His Holiness's sacred thumbs up. Must have cost a pretty penny. Seagal doesn't have cult leader money.

Feast of the Redemption Gleaners

"Meal Team Six"

"Over The Counter" stars Seagal as your ordinary neighborhood pharmacist who has a bottled past nobody can figure out or understand yet he says he'll get your descriptions on time.

How about "Buffet of Danger" or "Deadly Dessert"

Coming to a theatre near you soon, Steven Seagal in "Hard to Fill".

You completely read my mind here.

Yes I quit enjoy multiple forms of humor. Humor itself is such a teetering act in my opinion. No matter what form.

Yes, just as you can be fatally injured in a fall from a sidewalk curb as a failed BASE jump, your narrative personal legend should be proportionate to reality and not over vivid hyperbole.

You're assigning too much uniqueness to the clown cs he's really an ' example ' of dumb downed America manipulated by Hollyweird and he's no different than Chuck Norris , Arnold , & others that can't ACT ...their way out of a wet paper bag.

Yes, & those types are extremely exhausting. They suck all the energy out of any room they enter. I avoid them like the plague.

You guys watch too much internet. When ever was he hypermasculine....more so than the rest of 'em? Out of all the 80's/90's action stars he was the least overtly muscular....just in shape but without the bulging muscles. He did not stereotypically get 'the girl' in every movie or at least they didn't show it much, unlike the other guys. Fighting was more believable than most of the other nonsense. Bad actor......aren't they all 😏? Only one who can really act but showed it in just a couple of movies is Stallone. First 5 or 6 Seagal movies are just gold! After that it was a sliding scale.....as with most.

Ugh I went to school with one of those kids too.... training for the military, getting to go on super secret missions, jumping out of helicopters, high police chases in fancy schmancy roadsters..... uh huh sureeee!! good thing he was an upper class men but too bad my BFF sometimes dated him... I regret indulging him in his blatant lies instead of just calling it like the bs tht it was 😡 he ended up getting some younger girl from upstate pregnant so..... scary tht this sorta wacko is a father

He was mobbed up

"Acting abilities"????? Por favor....Ahahahahaha!!!!

Does he know? That he's your dad I mean? Doc . That's whassup doc ... Never judge a book by its cover.

@@specializedfisher8781 Si cabron.... His impeccable ability to act on screen and somehow manage to stay employed making horrendous movies

@@jmpsthrufyre make sense man

That was the best!!! 😂

Dog Day of the Vanquished

😆😆😆 the most mysterious part of Steven is where he got that roadkill rug on his head

Pyramid schemes MLM aren't that humble. Steven has some over the top arrogance (or complete insanity) but don't be fooled by some off the shelf humility that screws poor people. Steven might be childish but he is what he is(n't)

Well said

@@archiebunkers7881 Yeah...that 'hair'...pretty silly...maybe he got ahold of a skunk, then dyed the white stripe with some shoe polish...the KIWI brand was really good for that! And a 'sex symbol'....Ha-ha-ha....

Chuck was anti Bruce Lee

Hilarious 😆

In Asian culture, deference is demonstrated by not looking into the eyes of a superior

@@carmenbell77 but the point is that Seagal is not anyone’s superior! He, like the rest of us is just a faulty human. Thank you for your comment about the Japanese culture. 🙋‍♀️🙏👏

Hysterical 🤣😜

I was just like "Yeah yeah people are attracted to the simi..." And then I couldn't stop laughing... The image is also PERFECT.

I have almost spit out my coffee while listening to him! 😂😂😂

He's really good at roasting without actually look like he's roasting the person

Except in that alternative where you have that misfortune of being the subject of his rapier or saber wit.

I love his voice and style, I discovered him about 3 months ago and I've been playing his videos to put me to sleep. I've suffered from insomnia for 20+ years and this is the first thing that has truly helped me. No pills needed I'm so happy now

Well said. Me too.

Remember Nicolas Cage hosting SNL? Best punch line ever by Lorne Michaels about Seagal.

The best video 🌹 I've EVVVVVER listened to from Dr Grande!!

He'd still bounce your head off the pavement. Insecurity and all! lol

Michigan relinquishes it's claim to Steven Seagal.

Segal was born in Michigan but raised in California. Madonna, unfortunately can't be dismissed as a Michigan native.

Lol if he can move that overweight ass off the sofa that is.

Madonna actually sings in one of her songs (I forget which one) “….I used to be a narcissist…”

Hounds of The Great Betrayal

Yeeeees 💓🤗

Not, that was a work by only 1 aspect.

Putin has recently distanced himself from Steven Segal! LOLOLOL

Yeah, the way he is so oblivious to how pathetic his superninja act comes off as combined with what an awful guy he is making people not feel bad crapping on him is pretty much a perfect storm.

Like Trump, he is clueless to what a joke he is. LOL...

@@The-Portland-Daily-Blink similar type of narcissism certainly.

I think Dr. Grande just described the Donald Trump of acting.

@@The-Portland-Daily-Blink still lives rent free in your head huh. trump is clueless not the vegetable we got in office right now

Yet, as messed up as a person as he seems to be, he still is winning at life with more money than he can spend and a bevy of young beauties to bed. What's in your wallet? Lol

@@scottricci5063 life's a bitch, eh? I'd rather have integrity than sell my soul for some useless 🐈. Money comes and goes... Is it worth it to hate what you see in the mirror to obtain it? The best things in life are free, my man. Hence, why Stevie Seagull and Donnie Drumfph have to keep beating a horse than refuses to run.

@@wingit7335 ghat is a true statement, but it sure makes it a lot easier.

@@lapislazarus8899 mine ain't, but judging another because of hated celebrity is just as much of a sin as his. All sins wages is death. From lying to murder, it's all disgraceful to Him and all punishable, save thru repentance. Hating someone bcuz of his sin is a sin also.

Steven Seagal was my childhood role model.

Dr. GRANDE SPOKE abaut the negativ attributes's Seagal. HE did many good things for the nature, for the Earth, for the animals fir PETA, for children he had got awards flr his human activity!!! Why didn't dr. Grande speak abaut these things, but only the bad side of him!??

@@marielleo4715 Because nobody believes a damn word what Seagull says, yet his actions tell a different story.

He analysed only the bad side of him. HE HAS MANY MILLIONEN FANS, WHO LOVES HIM!

@@marielleo4715 Millions of fans who like a rapist, liar, con-man, McDojo sensei, and former mob associate? Yah sure.

@@BlackCrossCrusader Seagal!

"Seagal's great contribution to the movie is to look very serious, even menacing, in closeups carefully framed to hide his double chin. I do not object to the fact that he's put on weight. Look who's talking. I object to the fact that he thinks he can conceal it from us with knee-length coats and tricky camera angles. I would rather see a movie about a pudgy karate fighter than a movie about a guy you never get a good look at."- Roger Ebert's review of Half Past Dead

He is a multitalent!

Thought Michael killed you

I worked at a haunted horror attraction in PA with a makeup SFX guy who worked on Fire Down Below with Seagal and said a bus full of special needs kids came to visit the set and meet him and he stormed off and refused because they didn't go through his agent or some crap. The guy is a complete jerk but it's hilarious.

Aaron if you believe Steven seagal train CIA agents, I will be able to sell you swamp land and tell you it's a oil field if you this dumb 😄

@@flightofthebumblebee9529 He wasn’t good enough for those children. He did them a favor.

They didn't.

Apparently he was only one of not so many English speaking martial arts teachers in Japan.

Meeee-ow is here, how may it assist you?

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I heard the show was a turd. Louisiana has it's own accents, none of which are southern

@@yurikendal4868 sorry should have just said he seemed to be faking accent

He spent a lot of time in Jefferson Parish. During Hurricane Katrina, witnesses often mentioned seeing him with the rescue teams.

That line made me laugh too, hilarious

I'd love to know why... Lol

Lmfao

Its pretty clear to Putin that Steven Segal is a phony tough guy.

Despite his clearly false claims, I would be fully willing to believe that he is somehow responsible for Putin's manly riding horseback shirtless photos.

Go Sally!👍😊

You should do it, Sally! You won't have to diagnose anybody - just speculate about what "could" be happening in a case "like" theirs.

Looking forward to your RU-vid channel already! Good luck!

I hope you enjoy your counselling career as much as I did. (I'm recently retired) It is wonderful work if you wish to learn about yourself, about others, and to be of service.

Be careful. Most programs are littered with troubled and untalented people.

You know Dr Todd gets offers to be a forearm model, you can see why.

He does serve up dry, British level shade.

@@leonieromanes7265 I'm fairly sure he qualifies as a brit now

Hey from Derbyshire 🌧

@@richinderbyshire4779 Hi from Cheshire, it's still raining 🌧

It'd never happen! If Dr. Grande hosted SNL, it would actually be funny for the first time in 30 years.

That line killed me

I heard it started as a bet (no joke) and when Above The Law was a hit it started a chain reaction of mediocrity and narcissism that shows little signs of slowing down after 35 years. Whoever opened that Pandora’s Box needs a slap! Now.

This was funny! He roasted him with the driest seasoned rub.

I second that motion. Hilarious analysis 💖💖💖

@@jonathand.terrell3419 Your reply was great! Do you mind if I steal your “seasoned rub” line? That’s so funny!

Exactly what i thought - "Oooooh - this should be good!"

very Clever

I was cracking up before he even started naming them 🤣🤣🤣 I knew it was gonna be soooo good lol

“Direct to Video” 🤣🤣

@@moonstruck562I know right, they were all so good.🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 yes it is and it is also hilarious.

I lost it at "Exit Wound"

Lacking self awareness is more or less a common jewish trait.

@@Khalfrank Where does that come from? You seem to be unaware of your anti-Semitism.

Since you're so knowledgeable...What is a common Asian trait?

Shame of The Twice Defiled

Norris is more successful than Segal, and as far as I know Norris has never been accused of assaulting anyone.

@@LilyRose8959 Um, the correct reply would be another Chuck Norris joke. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

well he is a real black belt though

Tutelage of the Dreamers

He definitely is a real black belt, although one of the Shihan in one of the social groups I frequent once mentioned that he allegedly got one of his black belt ranks because he had certain information about the Doshu's personal life. 😳 Granted though, he could have legitimately had the technical expertise for the rank, but Doshu simply refused to promote him. (Back when this event supposedly happened, there was much greater bias against promoting practitioners who were not Japanese to higher ranks.) Regardless of whether the story is true, I thought it was hilarious.

A quick question: Would you rather be trained by the person who invented a Martial Art, or later 'Masters' who practice an improved version of the original?

@@lukeymuffler6265 it would be really neat to be trained by the founder to get the basis for the newer techniques firsthand. However, it is also interesting to see how the techniques evolved.

I would like to add " I'll take you to the bank Senator Trent.......to the blood bank" (drums boom)

Hello, my friend i put my phone in the washing machine. Lol.😂.

he left out he is a real aikido black belt. yes full of himself but real , his movies have grossed over 500million. ppl make fun because its popular to do so.

@@cottontails9003 Hi. Oh no!!! 😑🤨💐💐🌷🌷

@@tankthearc9875 Aikedo is silly. I'm a Krav Maga black belt. That's real fighting. His movies got very lucky if your figure is true which I doubt. No it's not jumping on the bandwagon. The guy is so full of him self. Hollywood dumped him a long time ago.

Arnold Schwarzenegger couldn't act either ... AND he couldn't talk. That was something Steven could do. But both made a LOT of $$$ doing things they couldn't do. I'd like a job like that.

@@twylah9047 👍🤣🤣🤣

"honest doctor"? Lol what? He's presenting grossly inaccurate statements about Seagal. You can literally debunk half of his claims with 3 mins of basic research. Gotta sell out and get those YT clicks though, eh? Smh.

Sooooooooo many!!! Zingers

@@joywimer4281 I love it!!

Me too. This was my fav. "I'm just a dog, not a miracle worker."

Fire At The Grande Junction

Exact same moment I lost it hahaha gold just pure gold today