Bad Bigfoot Shows - ralphthemoviemaker 

AnAbstractPerson it all makes sense now

There is so much win in this comment. I love this.

AnAbstractPerson kkk s aiwaosem

His dream as a child was to release drones and help Iraqi food carts.

CHARLES STYLES MYSTERY DINERS

Ese1Pac this comment is so underrated

judah baez it's underrated because the lockness monster is the only one who needs tree fitty

Ese1Pac GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER!

That wasn't no bigfoot, didn't you see the long neck? That damn loch-ness monster took your tree-fitty!

Ese1Pac i saw biiigfoot r4p1ng my neighbour and i saw it on Finding Bigfoot season 69

The bigfoot was just pretending to be a bear. They're just that smart.

@@Dapstart Big foot created bears to confuse us. Big foot is just on an other level.

Dropbear, clearly

@@ProjectFlashlight612 oh frick they're invading

My dad?

What if thats actually how you find Bigfoot? Bigfoot protects innocent campers and hikers from his own hit squad.

That's a great mental image lmao

Sorry, but what kind of an "innocent person" walks around a fucking woods at night? That's like saying "people who wear socks and sandals and aren't pedophiles", that group of people doesn't exist :D

@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994 I was walking back from a night out 2 weeks back and happened to go through a small patch of woods. Naturally this area is pitch black so me and someone I'm with turn our phone lights on. Half way through this bloke is just stood there staring at us and eventually squeaked out a pretty feeble hello and I could have sworn he was following us on the way out. I don't think he was there for innocent reasons

Thankfully this shows are fake, if wasn't for that the death toll would be insane.

Skeltal Man (clap) bravo

FeelsBadMan

Skeltal Man Youre probably my favourite comment of the past few months

:(

Skeltal Man ;-;

*S Q U A N C H I N G

It sounds too similar to Rick and Morty's SQUANCHING

hey! i was just squatching in here and you came in! thats pretty squatched up

T H E B A T H

G O R I L L A Z

Yeah, you can hear the contempt he has for them, too. He finds it so laughable that anyone would doubt their nonsensical claims.

@@Shatterhand2049 well when your entire identity revolves around stumbling around the woods with "high tech thermal imagers" you bought on Amazon... You'd be offended when everyone questioned your life purpose. They all care more about their own egos than the (lack of) evidence.

“These sKePtIcS”

@@RD1R Trump supporters in a nutshell lol

@@estheay3611 politicaltard

That’s actually really cool

There was another cryptic proven to be real: the jackalope actually started as a myth, but turned out to be a rare mutation

See, that's cool. An animal exists that we didn't know about before, sweet. But these people practically make a religion out of it, they make it into this mythical concept instead of what it is, which is just another animal.

Cap 🧢

@@courier6960 No such thing as a jackalope. There was a rabbit specimen discovered in Smithsonian archives with something called the Shope papilloma virus that had cancerous keratin growths on its head... horns, basically. But this is from a deadly (and unfortunately, relatively common) virus that afflicts rabbits. Myths of an rabbit with antlers do originate from ye olden times, but the idea was abandoned by scientists after ~1700. The jackalope, including the name, comes entirely from an American taxidermist selling lots of fakes as souvenirs in the 1900's.

seems fine, he did kill the entire population that one time

+Lorde Unibrow oh yeah

+Australian Realist I was referring to the third groups of guys all standing in a prayer circle and basically saying what I originally posted. So, what point are you trying to make exactly?

Pwdr-Mi-Pinku they shouldn't believe in god. Huckleberry was naked. No god would allow that on tv

+Australian Realist I suggest you start a separate thread of comments, as what you're saying has zilch to do with the point I was making. Have a pleasant evening (or morning if you're in Australia)!

I read your comment just as they said that on the video.

I go squatching but I've never squatched a squatch.

This is the most frustrated I've been while *squanching* in a long time

I squanch my family very much.

Hey, i'm squanchin' here!

literally shitting themselves basically 😂

Today we will be finding Bigfoot *Finds Bigfoot* Run Run Run

They know that if the thing is real it will easily tear them all to pieces without even trying

Would love to know the episode so I can see it

Which one of them had the lucky wife?

The duality of man

@@sneakysnake7695 he’s dead, a bunch of hillbillies killed and ate him

cool name

Who doesn't want to kill him he eats babies

I am waiting for the obvious next show, _Nuking Bigfoot._

To them, they ARE doing something important. I mean, I can even say that if they somehow found some kind of Cryptid, that would be a big discovery. If they existed. Which they don't. But if they did.

If i remember correctly its a territorial thing right? They stand up when they feel threatened and don't go back to quadrupedal until they feel completely safe. If so that would make sense why so many people claim to see bigfoot, a bear senses them, goes bipedal cause it feels scared and then the person is usually a dumbass.

That certainly explains some encounters. It doesn't explain the 11 footers, the squatters, the ones with arms reaching their knees, the ones with human-like faces, 14 inch footprints, whistles, knocking, stone throwing, or like 90% of reported bigfoot encounters. Of course they could be lying. Brushing a lot of them off "Black bears" shows a complete lack of information on these supposed encounters. You're brushing a lot of them off as bears, when actually having more information on these reports should completely throw that explanation out of the window. That is all I am saying though. I'm not trying to make a case for why these reports are actually bigfoot encounters, just that you cannot simply brush these off as mistaken identity.

@@delta1525 The problem with that line of reasoning is that basically none of those descriptions have any actual evidence to back them up. No photos, no video, nothing. The only source for those descriptions are the people who allegedly saw them, and humans are frequently total garbage at recollecting details like that, especially when they're excited, panicked, and so on and so forth. It's not exactly rare for people to exaggerate things, both when recounting their experiences to others and when remembering it themselves. And that's not even taking account how many of these stories seem to take place at night or in other conditions that reduce visibility, which would only make accurate identification and recollection even less likely. So...yeah, bears actually DO still fit even accounting for most of the things you describe, because with eyewitness testimony being pretty much the only existing evidence (and incredibly unreliable at that), "it was a bear, we just attributed it with extra features because it was pitch black outside and humans have trash night vision" pretty much covers it.

@@VenathTehN3RD Consistent reporting on the same features shouldn't just be chalked up to people's bad memory. If reports weren't consistent with each other, then I would agree. I think it's more likely that most people make up their stories altogether. I think only a handful of sightings are actually mistaken identity. The rest are made up, or know they saw a bear and just replace the bear with bigfoot.

Tye Bragg "WHAT'S GOING ON?!"

Tye Bragg 'did you guys cheat on the cheesies challange!' 'relealse the drone!'

Tye Bragg AHAHAHAHA

*20 CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP BY THE TREE*

5 CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP ON THE SQUATCH

That's just because bigfoot's natural habitat is anywhere outside the focal distance of the nearest camera. Anytime a bigfoot accidentally steps outside its habitat, and into a camera's focal range, it spontaneously combusts. Also, its bones vaporize. And every single strand of DNA disintergrates.

What would you do if a tiny out of focus man jumped out of your TV and ran under your fridge

Dinner @@PDFsArentPpl

Everything about that kid’s appearance is both tragic and comical

To be fair, when I was a kid I was certain I saw a dragon, which upon reflection later in life, was just a plane.

@@shanemccluney4399 irl South Park character

Big, hairy, stinks, doesn't talk a helluva lot ... ? ... Eh, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

@@shanemccluney4399 shaming children yay

F. A. I'm freakin telling ya that women of the woods will be the death of his character

MudCat TV yeah

Surprise butt rape!

Bigfoot hates the show and tries to publicly expose himself (as in, expose his existence, not the other meaning of "publicly expose", how would that even make sense, he never wears clothes in the first place unless he shaves his fur I guess, but that’s besides the point) so they’ll have no show but they keep successfully covering it up to keep their "brand" going.

This is the only conspiracy theory I want to believe in

They just set their sheikah sensor to Bigfoot and find him immediately, but they really just use that to know where not to go.

LMAO

Exactly, I’m halfway through the video, so I don’t know if Ralph mentions this, but being on this show sounds like the greatest gig of all time. They get to go camping with guns, and night vision. Run around the woods with your bros. I bet that half of them don’t actually believe in Bigfoot. They just want to get payed big bucks to hang with the boys.

Like my dad

@@niyaboyd3805 he keeps mentioning his new girlfriend, heather.🙁

He’s living in Cuba with Tupac and Jesus

Does he still own that dive bar in Tijuana?

True, he's my dad

And where Charles has to release the drone now with a tactical thermal cam

+RebelScum 117 That's too noisy as the bigfoot is out their with his own thermal camera

How to basic He also gets into a fight with Yankee Jim over him copying the torpasta recipe

Amanda Gasson I would pay good money to witness Charles meeting bigfoot and doing his introduction to this 7 foot beast.

RebelScum 117 Or trying and failing to interact with a terrible CGI one.

Dude we just put *TWO CAMERAS IN THE LEFT TREE* and *THREE CAMERAS IN THE RIGHT TREE* as well as *TEN CAMERAS IN THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM*.

Louis Mendoza *CHARLES STINES, MYSTERY DINERS*

Louis Mendoza *BITCH WHY ARE YOU CRYING?! YOU HELPED THIS SASQUATCH CHEAT ON THE CHEESY'S CHALLENGE!*

*CHARLES STILES, MYSTERY DINERS*

SamuraiFighterChick Copycat

You mean to tell me that one guy from The Boondocks was wrong?

Well, yea and no, It’s evident that you haven’t found it and that it may not be where you are But that doesn’t mean it’s not real. You can’t really prove something’s not real, cause humans aren’t all-knowing or Gods. You feel me

@@sweethysteria8737 well yea but you can reasonably assume something isn't real to a very high degree, such as bigfoot.

@@garylevine3521 That one guy who was quoting Donald Rumsfeld, who was also famously wrong?

This sounds like practicing doublethink to me😭

My family and I own a Redbone hound. We don't use him for hunting (although we could easily do that) but rather for keeping other animals out of our premises (he even scared off a large male Black bear at one point when he was 10 months old!). All that is to say, THANK YOU! I was thinking about this the whole time! If a hound gets a scent, nothing will stop them from getting to it! Why have no actual hunting hounds found bigfoots? Because they don't exist!

Dalek115 underrated comment.

Dalek115 context plz?

Shia Labeouf's HWNDU stream was moved to a hidden location to stop people dicking around on the stream, the only thing you could see on the stream was a flag that said "He will not divide us" and the sky, using the location of stars, the time of day, plane flight plans, someone tweeting a picture of Shia at their restaurant and a 4chan """"""""""agent"""""""" honking his car horn around the area they found the flag and took it down.

VAPORWEEB look up "HWNDU season 3"

A very egregious Dinosuar BreitBart...why

You like jazz? Well even if you did record with high perfect quality yadayada, people will think its fake so its a loss or a loss

You like jazz? Yeah these shows are fake but I think Bigfoot is real

Yes

Funny thing is he does look like those people thag deny evolution and say dinosaurs are fake and were created to test our faith in god.

He speaks with the same level of child-like fanaticism

Also since when is Bigfoot a tropical creature? And if it is why are these dumb asses looking for it in North American?

Also they spend all their time searching in temperate forests, the pacific northwest is apparently tropical to these guys.

Tbf, there's a germ of truth in it: soils of tropical rainforests are thin, acidic, and generally poor for fossilization (unless you are lucky and get something like a stagnant lake or an ash bed which preserves stuff very well). Indeed, we have very few fossil remains of gorillas and chimpanzees, compared to much richer fossils of the human lineage, which is from drier regions. But of course 1) Fewer remains is still not none, 2) Bigfoot is supposed to live in temperate/cold climates, not in wet tropical ones, so this is irrelevant, and 3) A stable population of a larger-than-human-sized animal should leave plenty physical traces other than fossils. Which is probably just what the first skeptic guy answered, except they've cut his answers off in the """documentary""".

Prototype run of Old Gods of Appalachia

Well, you just sold it to me. I mean, I know I'm a fucking hundred years late to the party on this one, but I've got a real soft spot for that kind of concept. Like, I don't even really step a single foot into sceptic territory, but, I LOVE a (usually bad) paranormal investigations show that incorporates and explores the local stories, legends and folklore.

Also, it can be pretty hilarious lol

and it's entertaining too, seeing a bunch of old folks acting like fools in the wilderness and shit, like sure they're tryna hunt local folklore creatures, but sure you'd just laugh at the stupidity.

@@zubrhero5270it gets wild, like Billiam said in his videos it’s basically a D&D larp session. There are entire arcs, recurring monster villains, an evil team of monster hunters that works against these guys, they lean in and just have fun.

Super Anto Ralph is a big foot ghost critic

@@cooldude7838 Don't forget a closeted homosexual.

What's Ralph's shoe size?

@@kirahviofficial5761 immeasurable

We used to call my Aunty big foot because she one foot bigger them the other. She used to have to buy 2 pairs of the same shoes just so she could wear the same. So say one was size 6 the other would have to be 10 or 11. She used to always bang her big foot on shit and the kids would kick her big foot when they saw her in the streets and shit. She had to move into the woods in the end as she just couldn't take the grief she was getting. She was also a big fat bitch so that's probably what people are mistaking for a giant ape. Good times.

I used to watch Finding Bigfoot with my family because we all found it hilarious. At one point they called their drone an Aerial Surveilance System, and so from that point onward whenever they released a drone we would all yell out "RELEASE THE A.S.S. !"

RomanSPQR25 DON'T CRASH THAT DRONE.

+DiamondAxeStudios Your family sounds fucking hilarious.

Super Mutant Sam and Mas More like fucking cringe

DiamondAxeStudios Your family is weird. XD

But earth was very warm tropic when dinos roamed the earth and we still find their fossils. So i think the bigfoot nutjob was just trying to sound smart, talk fast and just made the whole thing up. Pretty much like anti vaxers and flat earthers make their arguments

We don't even have to go that far back! We know that there was an extinct human species in Indonesia, a very hot, wet, tropical place, because of preserved bones! The fact that these charlatans can get away with these lies is infuriating.

@@matthewpicchu8232 that is true👍

The fact that Bigfoot is supposedly alive invalidates them further. Even if other claims were true, with Bigfoot being an "existing" creature, fossils of earlier species could have been found, but also deceased carcasses, bones, teeth or as Ralph said, even fecal matter.

im too stupid to understand you guys

I use Ralph’s videos to go to sleep regularly and this is one of my favs

@@misteryA555 Me too, because it has a doc feel, also the music he uses is soothing.

I honestly hope that your profile picture is ironic. If you are serious, then I think I’ll just go and take my own life.

Grass Whistle Edgy.

He probably made some really cringey noise and the producers were like “Nah fam, get one of those stock sound effects in there.”

What do you think “maga” means🤔

Daikon Radish+ more often than you'd think. I had an unironic hentai pic until recently.

L. Clay Manley don’t be an idiot everyone knows bears aren’t real we’re talking BIGFOOT here buddy try to be serious

Or even a fucking deer, or if you're up north a moose.

One of these shows actually chased and shot a bear "thinking it was bigfoot".

That little ginger kid describes a bear with mange lol

Brian Weatherman are you agreeing or disagreeing with him? You comments seems to be doing both. Dumbass

Great bonding time, if you don't get along you just leave her behind in the forest. Good times.

Sounds good to me

I wish I could go squatching but bigfoot probably got covid-19 😔

•Releasing the drone

Bigfoot doesn't exist anymore, he was shot and eaten by hillbillies.

"Only one second had gone by as Micheal pivoted to bring the gun to bear on Bigfoot... Micheal fired the next shot through the top of his white-haired skull. The air seemed to be full of pink mist."

Why is this soooo funny? 😂😂😂 And then :,,Eat his Heart! He will turn you immortal!“ Or Bigfoot shows up with a Bazooka and bombs the Hell out of them...Bigshoot.

Strange wilderness

i love u for this

Hey James

@@youngsmitty347 You came back to revisit this classic as well?

@@TheGunslinger44 Doing a marathon on the drive home. On Liftetime rj

Hey James

@@youngsmitty347 Hey Logan

that's not how weed works

The Eggplant Mage you do know that you can be high on other substances right? Like Mountain Dew, I once drunk a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and I swear I saw the Beatles and The Rolling Stones ha ring a hate orgy.

Steven big feet

Blue orbs are real apparently.

Steven Was he referring to the ghost lights phenomena (I was a paranormal enthusiast as a kid)? I do find this phenomena very interesting. If you want to know what I'm talking about, look up Brown Mountain Lights. These aren't supposed to be ghosts, they're just strange colored balls of light that appear during specific conditions. I think these lights are a natural phenomena that's never been scientifically explained yet.

theUltimateBadass146 it's an Iraqi food cart

Y a n k e e j i m

I can feel his dark energy too. RELEASE THE DRONE.

Alex Thibodeau the drone has been released

Charles Stiles Don't lose her!

@@lilylopnco thats more likely

There are hillbillys in space now?

@@choc113spacebillies is a great idea for a show

My mistake - the thermal attachment in the phone

Manic Velocity I saw the deer, and it produced a sound that... that I don’t even know but it was there

Manic Velocity that’s my hunting life.

This is the most frustrated I've been while Deering for a long time.

dude it's a deer

Imagine using CGI for the deer

Yes

Plot twist the producer is bigfoot

Bigfoot is like Clark Kent, puts on the glasses and just disappears into the crowd

yes 1200th like, my life is complete now😂

@Colby I mean it’s good for hiking through and watching the animals while you walk but nothing interesting enough to hike up tv ratings lol

Source?

I think bigfoot terrorising a restaurant would give Charles Stiles:Mystery Diners a legitimate reason to come around.

Charles Stiles pulls out the Wardrone to find Bigfoot

uses his twenty thousands camera's to find "Bigfoot"

A message was left in my mailbox yesterday. No envelope, no stamp, just a piece of paper, old and worn from years of weathering. It read, to my increasing confusion, SRENID YRETSYM SELITS SELRAHC What could this mean?

*RELEASE THE DRONE*

Dysentery King this show sounds like the greatest thing ever.

+Dysentery King It is, your gonna be laughing so hard you will barely be able to breathe. ^^

Dysentery King Do you know the intro song?

YOOOOOO, I need that episode's name now.

Dysentery King Who wouldn't do that?

At least it tried to be entertaining.

Troin tried? I was laughing my ass off. I might start watching that show lol

Fuck, im watching it now man. Its insane and i love it

Mountain Monsters is the funniest show on television for all the wrong reasons

Better to have something completely off the wall bullshit then to have something completely off the wall bullshit pretending to be real and serious.

IT’S TRUE, I SAW THE WHOLE THING!

@@kelstonhubler951it is my professional opinion that now is the time to PANIC

yo that’s finna woke

jaja? Sorry I don't speak D E S P A C I T O

oh god why I see your finna woke and raise you an "ANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTS"

Lmao

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Who You Callin Pinhead wow

Bigfoot's cheating on the cheesy's challenge, that's why everyone is hunting him.

We're gonna need a drone for this one!!

¿Quién es Charles Stiles?

Stiles

I remember this one, lmao. They said the hellhound was big foots pet, and they were working together to thwart their attempts at revelation.

@Castro Enjoys Dairy Chicken

Lol

That's the most believable theory about bigfoot I've ever heard.

There was a whole movie based on Bigfoot being a furry

Cade Mind linking me to that one, Cade?

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Jqf8h5Uip6U.html I cant be sure but it looks like he is supposed to be trying to be a furry for his wife or something.

Cade Thank you

*yahoo answers. Even more sad.

J Grandmaster wow

Wow that's totally believable

I know boys from girls cuz I saw a penis on Yahoo Answers this morning.

Was it a Wiki Answers on "How to approach Mike Stoklasa"?

Eyyyy.

@@youngsmitty347 LOGAN WHAT'S UP. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

@@TheGunslinger44 Sup James, happy Valentine's to you.

@@youngsmitty347 This was rather wholesome. I wish more RU-vid comments were like this

Finding my Niche sas squantch

Charles Stiles Bigfoot Hunter

2 cameras set up on my trailer, 3 cameras set up on a tree, 1 camera set up on another tree, 2 cameras set up in a bush, 5 cameras set up around the lake, 1 camera set up on my truck, 3 cameras set up at the river, 1 camera set up on a different tree.

Don't forget the drone

Bigfoot was stealing food to make a Iranian food cart that has 4 cameras on the wheels.

*Charles Stiles mystery diners*

I'm pretty sure that what they saw was a tree lol

Seems legit

yes but see most of the "audience" of this show are brain-dead morons who have no idea what a thermal scope or thermal even is.

Love your channel Doc 😉 I Iove seeing other YTers I am subscribed to in comments.

Beautiful

indeed

haha this guy thinks "bears" are real, wtf

Lock South Bears don’t exist lmao, those are a myth made up by the government

@@D1ckCh33se42 Yeah, theyre trying to hide the real truth.

Th _ "its a rockin sqautchin area!"

Th _ Oml that's the best. We do it with Ancient Aliens

Th _ your family sounds like fun haha.

TheNigga We do that to Ancient Aliens. Its like doing drugs without the side effects

qualivia i think the ancient aliens guy was on drugs

The 13th Doctor I MADE John Marston kill them all

They ate babies, it was their fault

They eat berries

ITSCHOCOTACO they eat berries

The 13th Doctor Ha!

It basically is a philosophical denial of empiricism

If you consider that evidence leads to belief, it must follow that no evidence leads to non belief. If you reject that no evidence should lead to non belief you are basically denying science at it's core.

@@suezuccati304 And yet you've just committed the fallacy of the inverse.

@@claraparker4807 this is not a fallacy, this is actual modal logic

@@claraparker4807 if you require a pragmatical reason to believe something (which science requires), then it should follow that the absence of a pragmatical reason for this belief should generate disbelief. It doesnt falls into a fallacy because I'm just stating the obvious.

I sense his energy

aww man... this is funny

Way to doxx Bigfoot

I dont get it

Did you just doxx Ralph?

@@b3nl555 The apartments at that address are $11,500 a month. I dont wanna make any presumptions, but that might be more than a youtuber can swing for

Each year one of the members is declared the "honorary bigfoot" and then, the real hunt begins!

Drcrumbs Which one?

Drcrumbs it's one of the best comedy shows on TV

Nathaniel A. Mountain Monsters

The Darkness Flame Thanks

Drcrumbs It is, I laugh every fucking time I watch it because of the ridiculous shit they come up with.

I remember when Bigfoot straight just pulled grand theft auto on them.

if it ain't white it ain't right. Not exactly. They interviewed a scientist on their webshow, who was someone that researched Bigfoot for over a decade and wrote a book about whether he’s real or not. At first, it did seem like they found him, but it ended up being the scientist in a Bigfoot costume who only did it to create hype and help his novel sell better.

Max McDougall Yeah, the real Bigfoot did steal their RV. It’s just that Carly and the gang never FOUND the actual Bigfoot.

And spencer had water in his ear

Yes

Nitfluad _Charles Stiles, Bigfoot Hunters_

Miya three cameras have been set up in the tent

Nitfluad Or Zach Snyder direct a Bigfoot movie

RELEASE THE DRONE!!!! - Charles Styles, Mystery Diners

Nitfluad Charles Stiles, Mystery Squatchers!

Bigfoot can't melt steel beams.

You leave buck alone! He’s a big ol teddy bear!

That must've hurt

Buck's brain really got melted by his family lines inherited generations of syphilis and inbreeding.

Bruh.

Bless His Perfection Praise the true creators

@@just_another_person6421 *SEND IN THE DRONE!*

@@Lobsterwithinternet RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ralph 💕

L E T S G E T S O M E G R U B G O I N '

jim treebob S Q U A T C H I N

jim treebob crack open a C O L D one with the S Q U A T C H

4 cameras on the redwood, three cameras on the birch, ten cameras beneath the felled log, thirty cameras in the deer antlers, 152 cameras on random squirrels, 29,347 cameras on crawdads, and we’re sending in our undercover agent... Harry Henderson.

Forget Avengers, this is the cross over the world needs

I wish I could like this comment multiple times. Lmao

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