Bad Decisions That Came Back To Bite 

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I cannot wait until Simon's wife gets them a dog and Simon who is one of those 'I don't want any pets' guys turns into 'this pet is my child' guys.

Simon: "I don't wish death on anyone." Also Simon: "They should bring back the death penalty just for this person."

Simon on BB: "I don't wish death on anyone" Simon on CC: "KILL EM ALL"

Simon now sits during Brain Blazes, because below the waist, Simon is only wearing Vessi shoes. Allegedly

Simon: Why are the introductions so long? Danny: I know what the people want

I know the brain blaze is going to be good when the opening credit is simon yelling something absurd lol

Opener to the bad decision episode is Danny not writing an intro. I see what you did there, Legend.

SIMON: Is West Virginia a bit yee-haw? ME: **cries in banjo**

I have written my senator twice requesting permission to own and fly an A10 Warthog and a cannon. I've spoken to her face-to-face dozens of times over the years and she once referenced me as "one of those crazies" to my face without knowing it was I whom she was telling the story of. Glorious moment for me.

On my next vacation I’m going to go to Prague and just walk around the city during the morning and afternoon and see if I can find simons office by listening for the sound of him yelling while filming brain blaze that day

I snorted so hard when Simon tried to sing Country Roads.

I made the mistake of starting this video without a headset, the whole house heard Simon yelling they're wankers 😂

"I don't wish death on anyone" - Simon **me a Casual Criminalist enthusiast** That's a f***ing lie 🙄

“I don’t wish death on anybody” *clears throat* Pedro Lopez

Simon preacher voice is so good. Probably his best accent

If Simone only knew that American "campers" probably means a million dollar mansion RV nicer than most houses

That pre title shouting about squirrels made me laugh for about 30 minutes!

If you miss the introductions bring them back, make them long again. Danny's long winded funny ass introductions are my favourite thing, F**k it make the episode 10 minutes longer i Love it!

Simon we've been over this. Danny eats the weird mushrooms in the basement and becomes another writer named Kevin #Mushroomgate

I needed the laugh from "Only All Dogs" today... Sam does it again.

My sister once had a squirrel problem in a flat she was living in at the time, apparently they make quite the bang when 240 volts goes across their teeth having chomped through a ring main... :P

I remember the pub squirrel pub story. And Simons wife calling Simon crazy for being amazed by squirrels in the park

Just realized... I hear Simons voice more than anyone else.

well Simon in my state there was a sheriff who had a prison named after him. Four years later he was caught selling Meth for gay sex. And now we have a law that says you have to die before a prison can be named after you. The prison has a new name as well.

Dying at Simon not realising that pasty and nasty rhyme in a northern accent! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chicago native here. The garbage carts have been hard plastic for decades. The problem with the chewing wasn't squirrels but actual rats. The Chicago rat problem is HUGE and something city officials do not like to admit or talk about. Squirrels are smart enough to just pull open the lid and jump inside. I personally witnessed actual rats gnawing into cans on multiple occasions. Also, Cal-Sag is an abbreviation for Calumet-Saganashkee. See why it's abbreviated? lol

Oh Simon, you joker! You had me me there for a moment with "UK"and "sensible" together in one sentence...

Simon's relief that none of those opening statements were actually things Danny believed was quite palpable.

Haven't watched Business Blaze (it'll always be Business Blaze to me!) in a while since I switched accounts (and I've been binging Casual Criminalist anyway. You're becoming a RU-vid Legend, Simon!). It's sooo refreshing. Danny's such a great writer. People don't realize how much flavour Sam adds. A wonderful production. (Can you get the SW sign fixed or re-made? I'm sure neon work isn't cheap but the set still feels a little empty without it! )

Brain Blaze Rules for Criminals: *Don't blame dinosaurs for your crimes*

There was a squirrel getting into my grandma's bird feeders so my grandfather shot it and nailed its tail to the barn as a warning to the other squirrels. Also their power went out one day and when the utility guy came he found a fried squirrel next to the power lines. Said it was the third one that day lol.

3:00 - Chapter 1 - Flood of gay tears 11:50 - Chapter 2 - The sound of moo sick 16:25 - Chapter 3 - Don't fuck with squirrels 20:15 - Chapter 4 - Florida woman decision backfires

Cool! Simon doesn't have to eat boots on TV and gross out a small fraction of the audience to the point where they have to say something and point it out where everybody notices.😂 We still love you Magic Spoon.

Holy crap... Simon nailed "Joaquín"!!!!!!! A moment to remember xD

Simon: I don't wish death on anybody Pedro Lopez: Am I a joke to you?

The first four seconds would be great for a 'Simon Whistler - Out of Context' compilation, just like his bizarre John Denver impression around 13:42. I'd like to see this become a series, like those Darwin award videos from a couple of years ago.

I've been waiting anxiously for the day Simon talked about my home state of West Virginia, lol. And to answer your question, Simon, yes, we're very "yeehaw." :)

I was in a terrible crash last December. My right arm was so cut up that first responders originally incorrectly thought I had a compound fracture from where the passenger side had been caved in to the point that the glass from the window cut my arm up. But I had airbags, and most importantly I was wearing my seat belt. That crash could have easily been fatal, but I walked away with some stitches in my arm and a huge bruise on my lower belly from where the seat belt restrained me. It hurt for a while, and the first day I even needed help to get out of bed, but I was able to return to work in a month. But I think if the bruise from the seatbelt was bad enough to put me down for a month, how much worse would it have been without it? Broken bones, or worse? I'm glad I didn't have to find out as are my loved ones. Always wear your seatbelt. You never know when your trip a mile down the road to pick up some fast food could end with you getting slammed by a careless super speeder.

Reverend Whistler is in the house! If Simon ever gets tired of RU-vid he can always get a job doing voice-over work for the 700 Club.

Gonna say, as a suggestion, Anne of Cleves (I think) not recognizing Henry VIII when he made an entrance to see her. He abruptly left, re-entered and told her who he was.

Amusingly enough, there are fully automatic weapons associations in the US. It is a very expensive hobby, comes with a truck load of regulations (other than for reular guns) and the guys more often than not actually promote stricter gun laws, especially concerning obtaining guns (as in "like we have to adhere to, since it makes little difference if you are killed by one bullet or twentyfive").

Simon saying Cornish “paaaahsty”instead of just “nasty” with a northern accent to make them rhyme 😂😂😂

Danny's only decision that has come back to bite him...answering the job ad for Simon.

So glad that there was distinct labelling informing me what were vessis and what was Simons face. I got so confused in previous vessi sponsor segments

When I was around 17 years old I went to the California state Capitol building. My older sister was having a great time playing with the cute squirrels. Until one attacked her, biting and scratching her arm all up

I mean, the word "squirrel" is adorable and fun to say as it is, but the way Simon pronounces it ("squeeril") makes it even more damn cute. 😂

Best preacher impression ever. In fact, ironically, Simon is becoming a kind of preacher himself. The Bill Hicks kind.

Simon attempting to sing a John Denver song was definitely not on my itinerary for today ...but I'm here for it.

Yes, Simon, West Virginia is the "mother church" of hillbillies. While many are such, W. Virginia is where it pretty much comes from. Tough independent folks, but they get a little backwards at times. Course, I'm no better here in Tennessee. LoL. Case of the pot calling the kettle black. LoL. Cheers from Tennessee.

Squirrels have chewed through 2 different fibre optic internet lines. Nasty buggers

I love how passionate Simon is about those ugly ass shoes 😂

Great! Now I have that dang "West Virginia" song stuck in my brain. Thanks Simon!

Sam was on fire for this episode, absolutely top notch

Jamie deserves a Stewie Rhodes Gun Safety Award.

Raw milk is probably a habitual thing, we always had it straight from the cows at grandma`s farm and were fine afterwards. But I`m from central Europe, so it`s probably my barbarian metabolism speaking. Great show as usual.

I'd love to see Danny read one of these WITH Simon. Like sitting side by side and eventually it turns into them just having a beer and ripping on each other and talking shop and having a laugh.

How dare you tell Danny no intros? Bring back the intros!!! How else will we learn so much about the people trapped in your basement.

I'm glad Simon tells it like it is. Those squirrels really need to be put in their place. #AllSquirrelsAreWankers

The "rambling" takes extra time that I often skip, but have to say; sometimes I really relate to it.

I am here 100% for the Whistler cover of Country Roads

I'm assuming what Danny meant by natural disasters being manmade is cases of shoddy construction and/or poorly thought out land use making things worse.

I want a rocket launcher to take care of the squirrels who eat all the peaches off my tree. Actually the squirrels are cute and a bee bee gun would probably chase them pretty well.

Raw milk is definitely legal and available in the uk. It used to be called TT milk, meaning tuberculin tested. I wrote a paper on it when I was at nursing college. The overall data showed risk to be very low for tested herds only increasing with more intensive husbandry.

"take me home, country roads, to the place, I belong, VEST VERGINIA, country momma, take me home, country roads" - you're looking for the song "country roads" simon xD

I don’t know where that guy got his milk, but I have goats, and I drink their milk raw all the time. With proper attention to sanitation and storage, it is no more dangerous than pasteurized milk.

I love that the production value has gone up a bit. The addition of the second camera is hella rad I’m all about it

"Is west Virginia a bit yeehaw?" 🤣😭 definitely

Opening segment I knew this is going to be good

COUNTRY ROADS by John Denver Almost heaven, West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River Life is old there, older than the trees Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads All my memories gather 'round her Miner's lady, stranger to blue water Dark and dusty, painted on the sky Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads I hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls me The radio reminds me of my home far away Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin' That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads Take me home, (down) country roads Take me home, (down) country roads

Jamie has guns... * starts singing 'Jamie's got a gun'.

squirrels are definitely cute, but once when i saw one walking instead of bounding along, it suddenly looked very ratlike... i think their cute hops and bushy tail vastly improves their image 🙂

I miss Dannys introductions

I love Reverand Simon. Praise Jebus!

Simon: But squirrels are nice! Me: *Raises eyebrow* Clearly you’ve never met a squirrel.

Simon on Brain Blaze: I don't wish death on anyone Simon on Casual Criminalist: Put him in the chair! Put him in the chair!

Honestly Vessi sounds awesome, but you need to tell them to start shipping to Europe.

Yeeeesssss 👏Simon! You're in such a good mood 😊 so much fun you guys, thanks for the laughs!

One of your best ever! I was in stitches!

Love the intro TangentBoi, you, me and Al Murray agree that squirrels are tossers! C'mon Danny, do what the Blazeheads want and reintroduce the Danny special intros again. The rest of the writers and editors locked in the Blazement will elect you their one true prophet Sam nailed it with the Simon the dog hater meme 👌👌

Simon you by far are the RU-vid guru we all worship

We lived near a farm when I was growing up and would often get big jars of raw milk from the farm. You'd shake the cream back into it before pouring. So delicious. Whole milk from the grocery store is almost water by comparison, and skim milk is totally undrinkable.

The song Simon is trying to recall in the sound of moo sick section is probably "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver.

Yes. They do want the military grade hardware!

The introduction wasn't long enough,...

3:18 I have never been so happy to see a Brandon Lee Muligan clip in my life lol

I just have to admit, that annotation that clarified the shoes and Simon's face. It was very helpful!

Simon ~ Doesn't wish death upon anyone, yet believes in the death penalty..

BRING BACK DANNYS BLAZE'TROES!!!!

“Only all dogs” 😂

I have been watching your other channel for years. I just found this one and it really shows your personality. I love it!!

Clicked on this video by accident without noticing and got the scare of my life hearing your voice out of nowhere angrily screaming about squirrels 😂 thanks Simon

Blaze it up factboy

The dog bit just cracks me up. Savage!!

Squirrels are considered pests because they tend to damage property. I know a guy whose yard was filled with squirrel holes to the point that the lawnmower had trouble moving through it. It costed him a considerable amount of money to have it fixed and for a few years he’d shoot any squirrels he saw on his property. After a while he decided it wasn’t worth the effort

The 2nd Amendment limits the government ability to tell citizens what "arms" they can own. Americans can own machineguns and grenade launchers it requires it be legal in your state, paying a fee called a "tax stamp", passing a federal background check and the ability to afford extremely expensive (class 3) firearms. There has only been one crime committed with a legally owned machinegun in America since 1934, a bank robbery. Legally owned machineguns aren't an issue in America.

Simon blaming homophobia on the gays 😅

That intro... immediately made me think of the dad in Get Out going off about deer lol. Up next on Casual Criminalist, The Fact Boy Killer? Or it reminds me of my dad who keeps a BB gun by the door to the deck that he uses on the squirrels that dig up my mom's garden lol.

One Saturday morning I was playing videogames, heard a decently loud boom from outside, and almost instantaneously the power went out. I walked out front, asked my dad what the hell happened, he pointed at a charred, smoking squirrel twitching in our yard, not 3 feet from the wooden pole that holds up our power lines running through the neighborhood. Waited 3 hours for a tech from the power company to come out and restore electricity to our neighborhood.

I GET IT NOW, Simon’s distaste for dogs is ACTUALLY because he’s a *secret squirrel sympathizer* 😂😂 And as we all know, dogs are infamous squirrel chasers