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No jokes are bad. All jokes are accepted. No laughs below the belt. No holds barred.
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@stv0036 4 года назад

My "go to" bad joke at the moment is; you'd think removing a snail's shell would make it quicker, but it just makes it more sluggish.

@PsychoDiesel48 3 года назад

I'm taking this one XD

@player0ne16 2 года назад

*_*slow applause*_*

@unlikelygamer 2 года назад

Because it's dead.

@kodered59 2 года назад

Any new ones?

@doublexjamy2 Год назад

Well done slugger

@greenking5791 4 года назад

"WhAt d0 yOu CalL a FiSh witH no EWE's"

@hotpotatosalad8398 4 года назад

I still find that reference absolutely hilarious.

@arceus8089 4 года назад

YESSSSSSSSS!

@starlight4649 4 года назад

A *FSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

@Zephrinth 4 года назад

im S O R R Y OKAY?!

@ainurmusician64 4 года назад

69th like. Excellent reference, Greenking.

@PixlPixel 4 года назад

"I can levitate birds but nobody cares" is one of my favorites

@galladegamer3579 3 года назад

I woke up today and folded my bed back into a couch... almostbrokebothmyarmsbecauseitsnotthatkindofbed

@ninjabluefyre3815 6 месяцев назад

I bought some instant water, but I don't know what to add.

@Lucifersfursona 27 дней назад

Mine is “what if Bigfoot, himself, is just blurry”

@conedvin 4 года назад

"god you're handsome." "I know, thank you. and i will not return a compliment."

@MrSage0011 4 года назад

Are you by any chance from jojo

@sage1613 3 года назад

Sage i don't think so, other me.

@lindamarsh3586 3 года назад

Does that make him Arin Hansonme?

@professorfukyu744 2 года назад

I know. You're welcome.

@ryanwebb309 2 года назад

I don't get it

@obvious_humor 4 года назад

"An Irishman walks out of a bar."

@UnKn0wN4407 2 года назад

It will always be one of my most favourtie lines from Finn.

@thesandguardianofthesand 2 года назад

Why did I laugh reading this??

@Bluzigo 2 года назад

*pause……… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@hocuspocusfocus6229 4 года назад

"Dude... just... Pity laugh, at least." The first time I heard that made me laugh so much. It still does actually.

@houdini9739 4 года назад

and Dan's version of that at 19:55. Jesus Christ, they have such amazing saves when their absolutely shitty jokes fall on their faces.

@whatrhymeswithcharlsie 4 года назад

56:12 for anyone wondering abt the timestamp XD

@mustafafarah2604 4 года назад

Houdini has One who Okay one

@mustafafarah2604 4 года назад

Houdini has always had better be JHey jjhas has to lol poo

@BrigsbyDowers 4 года назад

Mustafa Farah r/IHadAStroke

@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420 4 года назад

"Honey bunches of oaths" "They're shaped like betrayal"

@weemwom22 3 года назад

B e t r a i l m i x

@jarredjones3358 4 года назад

17:43 Arin: "You know the only reason I come here is because the drinks are free." Dan: "..." Arin: "... I'll be here all night" That joke is actually genius.

@kaykaychanz 4 года назад

I do not get it

@spycheck 4 года назад

Don't get it

@Drspankin 4 года назад

ITS FRED

@cassidyconroy4101 3 года назад

LMAO

@zcarp8642 3 года назад

For the ones who dont get it, hes lonely, and since the drinks are free, hes staying all night drinking

@conceptmedicine7611 4 года назад

*BUT THE RECEPTION WAS I N C R E D I B L E*

@reagantorrey69 4 года назад

@Art Squabbles Oh hi, Appolo Justice.

@suryavl9230 4 года назад

BUT DONT S T A R T ANYTHING

@conceptmedicine7611 4 года назад

*DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU?* if we can keep this going that'd be awesome

@juck564 4 года назад

A DISLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A BRA

@weirdkidjamie7592 4 года назад

*I KNOW, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS*

@Slashscreen 4 года назад

"a dyslexic man walks into a bra" is my favorite stupid joke ever

@floofy2453 4 года назад

oh holy crap it's me

@Slashscreen 4 года назад

@@floofy2453 i was me first, go get your own me

@LiamLightwolf 4 года назад

@@Slashscreen *starts singing "Be Your Own You" from The Amazing World of Gumball*

@michaelgiffen7541 4 года назад

Mine is "an Irish man walks out of a bar"

@OriginalCreatorSama 4 года назад

It's my favorite one line joke! My favorite joke ever is from a highlights magazine i read when i was 8 "What did scientists know when they found bones on the Moon?" "The cow didn't make it."

@ach1an 4 года назад

19:49 when Dan did the "Hello, is this thing on?" I died

@TheEFRoommates 2 года назад

I laughed so hard at that that I choked

@AnthroFiend 4 года назад

I'm still waiting for them to use the "small medium at large" joke regarding Maya in Phoenix Wright. Edit: THEY DID IT!!!! FINALLY!!!

@RanMouri82 4 года назад

What if she shopped in France while channeling Mia? A large medium in ze mall.

@AnthroFiend 4 года назад

RanMouri82 There we go!

@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420 4 года назад

They did it twice

@Shindai 4 года назад

That five second pause before Danny gets the "DAM!" joke is priceless

@Knitesage 3 года назад

I’m pretty sure he got it immediately and was trying not to laugh

@puls3fusions 3 года назад

@@Knitesage Pretty sure it doesn’t matter

@drakeisacake 3 года назад

Wait when was this?

@Shindai 3 года назад

@@drakeisacake 2:58

@Shindai 3 года назад

@@Knitesage Entirely possible of course, but I'm going by him saying he was only half paying attention so it took a few seconds to register :)

@purplecatonbroadway 4 года назад

I love how aggressive their delivery is

@arcturus8896 4 года назад

it's not digiorno

@Matt-ot9nx 4 года назад

ITS NOT DIGIORNO

@weewoo7017 4 года назад

Its not Digiorno

@rugxulo 4 года назад

It's not Delissio. And I'm not Canadian.

@PrincessLockette Год назад

they sound like gilbert gottfried

@animalchandler 4 года назад

Two cows are in a field The first one says “Moo” The second one says “Damn, I was just going to say that!”

@galladegamer3579 3 года назад

Deja moo

@Milfcum6969 2 года назад

@@galladegamer3579 the feeling you’ve heard this bull before

@jackie6tnein973 9 дней назад

I was going to say this was an asdf joke, but that was with ducks.

@rmvlgn 4 года назад

8:01 i told my mom that peanut joke a while back when the episode first came out, and too this day, she still brings it up. it made her so happy, thanks grumps for making my mom happy!

@StardustGalaxy129 3 года назад

Awww

@soliddragon5571 2 года назад

That's so sweet

@PipitLady 2 года назад

tbh i tell that one to people all the time too 😅😅😅

@BEARNakedGaming 4 года назад

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "Five beers, please."

@TheMonKeGamer 4 года назад

Love this!

@houdini9739 4 года назад

And here I was trying to figure out how II was 5

@game-enjoyer13 4 года назад

don’t get it

@TheMonKeGamer 4 года назад

@@game-enjoyer13 a 2 on your hands makes a V and V in Roman numerals is 5.

@game-enjoyer13 4 года назад

TNS Gaming oh shit XD

@StudioDelta1002 4 года назад

I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer today, I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

@sciencesays7492 4 года назад

Pff- Oh my god-

@roberte.o.speedwagon6043 4 года назад

*TRIPPING ALL DAY, KAAAAAARRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL*

@NikoJr. 4 года назад

That joke works on more levels than it should

@dreamieramune 4 года назад

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@adoptdontshop3911 4 года назад

This is terrible and I love it

@BETRvids 3 года назад

My absolute favorite in this entire thing is just the comic timing of 1:01:07 "I think a good piece of therapy would be to... umm..." *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!!!* "... The fuck was that?"

@t1gd 2 года назад

Best joke never written.

@TheBodyEuphoric 2 дня назад

"Didja hear that scream?!" ... "GYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGHHH"

@MusicDecomposer 3 года назад

I just watched the movie _San Andreas._ It had a few faults!

@corvidcreepz 3 года назад

This is underrated.

@exxor9108 3 года назад

I just _knew_ it was all her fault!

@zeoalexo 3 года назад

We play GTA San Andreas in this home. If you came to watch the movie, well.... YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

@imveryangryitsnotbutter 3 года назад

Richter? I barely knew her!

@guyinthecorner0 3 года назад

YO. FUCKIN SPEEDY EGGBERT. I HAVENT PLAYED THAT SHIT SINCE I WAS A KID, THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF IT

@Voltix15 4 года назад

I gotta admit it’s really weird listening to this and not hearing the word “DRUMP” in between jokes lol

@SuperSilver7591 4 года назад

RIGHT!?!

@Randomness823 4 года назад

Drump?

@NightmareKnight7 4 года назад

Still love that DRUMP video, though.

@lewishiniski1276 4 года назад

Idk bout u but I still hear it out of nerve reaction.

@TwanontheTablet 4 года назад

So that was what was missing, I thought it sounded off...

@thatonemajin3578 4 года назад

Arin: "Two fish swam into a concrete wall. One fish turned to the other and said, 'Dam!'" *Long Pause* Dan: *D I E S*

@Mista3456 4 года назад

I still didnt get it

@sorren150 4 года назад

Carlos herrera “Dam” = “damn”

@thatonemajin3578 4 года назад

the ran into a dam

@Typos. 4 года назад

Where is that in the video

@thatonemajin3578 4 года назад

@@Typos. the begining

@dylanand75 3 года назад

Arin: "What's red and green and smells like [CENSORED]?" Danny: "What?" My RU-vid feed: cuts to a Taco Bell ad

@nicholasdelbene3565 2 года назад

Mine cuts to wawa

@ethangleason8357 2 года назад

Mine cut to DoorDash 🤣🤣

@stankenpicklethethird507 2 года назад

me thinks the algorithm gods are sending vague warnings

@Nok1me 2 года назад

@@ethangleason8357 mine cut to skip the dishes

@skulking8628 2 года назад

mine cut to a megan thee stallion ad 😭

@aikoluna3480 4 года назад

Getting dan to say what is up dog is still the best moment in grumps history

@lullsbaby9321 3 года назад

Ewe

@solsticegaming4551 2 года назад

PLEASE LEAVE THIS AT 69 LIKES FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY. This is the best comment.

@jadesapphirevt 4 года назад

The updog bit will forever be one of my favorites, especially the animated version of it

@senajabeen1076 4 года назад

I don't get it

@shumymai 4 года назад

@@senajabeen1076 updog. y'know, updog.

@futurecar6750 3 года назад

Yo you have a beautiful profile pic

@neouniverse4834 3 года назад

By pookie?

@mississippiking1366 2 года назад

@@senajabeen1076 The joke is that you're supposed to get the other person to ask "What's Updog?" Which is like someone asking you, "What's Up, Dawg?" In response you say, "nothing much, what's up with you" but Arin devolved into pure ectasy

@koffinkiss 4 года назад

My ex-wife still misses me *_bUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER_*

@Leon.Hickey 4 года назад

*HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER*

@VerbenaHA 4 года назад

"You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible."

@Blechhower 4 года назад

@@Leon.Hickey

@bleack8701 4 года назад

Reminds me of married with children "Did you miss me?" "With every bullet so far"

@dravenbear7923 4 года назад

Morrigan BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER

@squinch4181 4 года назад

“And god said come forth John and receive eternal life, but he came fifth and won a toaster”

@ryanwebb309 2 года назад

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@chiquitin_o 4 года назад

This one got a few laughs from my peers "What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college? Bison"

@SeekerGoldstone 4 года назад

THAT JOKE TRIGGERED THE HUMOUR RESPONSE OF SEVERAL OF MY HUMAN FRIENDS AS WELL BUT ONLY WHEN TRANSMITTED VIA ELECTRONIC MESSAGING. ARE YOU SURE IT SHOULD BE SHOUTED, LIKE YOU TYPED IT? I'VE RUN A DIAGNOSTIC ON MY COMEDIC TIMING CHIP AND IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING OPTIMALLY SO THE ISSUE MAY BE ON YOUR END.

@Lucifersfursona 26 дней назад

@@SeekerGoldstone”I stood up and screamed it”

@SpamtoNeo 4 года назад

Which side of a cat has the most fur? The outside.

@starlight4649 4 года назад

I don't know, hairless cats can still get hairballs.

@lastestchannel2218 4 года назад

Roxas1314 hdmekxs

@booty_hunter4207 4 года назад

@@starlight4649 are you implying that cats produce their own hairballs inside their body

@Yewtewba 2 года назад

@@booty_hunter4207 no, just hairy balls

@PeopleAcct707 4 года назад

The Goonies updog bit gets me every time because Arin goes full Michael Scott

@senajabeen1076 4 года назад

Could you explain that joke I didn't understand it

@arcturus8896 4 года назад

@@senajabeen1076 its just updog

@lucasgriffith6117 4 года назад

What’s updog

@arcturus8896 4 года назад

@@lucasgriffith6117 Not much how about you?

@Zephrinth 4 года назад

Gotcha!

@jaquelynbuechler1267 Год назад

This wedding is so emotional, even the cake is in tiers.

@Lukaseking 4 года назад

Just as I'm watching this video, I look in my recommended and I unironically see: *Phoenix Wright 22 - Small Medium at Large* *I'm scared*

@Gold161803 3 года назад

Same, but in reverse

@BigHailFan 4 года назад

My fave was Arin's bad Wind Waker joke, and Danny said "Barry, throw some crickets in there." ...And then literal crickets were thrown across the screen.

@LeudieBlues 4 года назад

You really broke wind with that one, I thought you’d breeze through that joke but it blows.

@AdjacentJustice 4 года назад

18:07

@VerbenaHA 4 года назад

@@LeudieBlues I tried to catch your meaning, but I mist.

@andrewstoner2032 10 месяцев назад

Why do you know how to spell "thrown" but not "throw"?

@BigHailFan 10 месяцев назад

@@andrewstoner2032 because i do and this is an old ass typo.

@tonystark106422 4 года назад

A cat walks into a doctor's office. The doctor asks, "What's wrong?" The cat says, "Meow." The doctor replies: "I know, but where?"

@Chromeno 4 года назад

Goddamnit

@Pironesia 4 года назад

I laughed

@musicmanvincent3703 4 года назад

The cat says, "In my Purrostate."

@tonystark106422 4 года назад

@@musicmanvincent3703 No, you made my bad joke into a mediocre one...

@musicmanvincent3703 4 года назад

@@tonystark106422 I know😅

@SilveerStarr 3 года назад

the grumps introduced me to stephen wright and i am eternally grateful bc he’s funny as hell “i once played poker with a tarot deck. i got a full house and four people died.”

@carlymara88 4 года назад

What do you call a dog with no legs? Anything, he ain't coming

@Ilikebunnies-metoo 3 года назад

A weenie dog (cuz weenies/hot dogs have no legs)

@imveryangryitsnotbutter 3 года назад

@StardustGalaxy129 3 года назад

That's sad

@TheKreature13666 3 года назад

Jeff Dunham: Achmed, That's like the oldest joke in the book. Achmed: I know, but in my case, it was true...

@imveryangryitsnotbutter 3 года назад

@@TheKreature13666 Achmed the Islamophobic Standup Routine

@rando9556 4 года назад

I knew kirby's epic yarn part 25 would be here

@gregs8908 4 года назад

Rando Dando and first no less! As it should be!!

@restless276 4 года назад

It’s literally the “bad joke” episode,it’d be a crime to not have it in here

@taliya3121 4 года назад

I love how this is an HOUR-LONG they have enough bad jokes for an hour-long compilation amazing

@trenchcoatjoe1891 4 года назад

They have enough for a 7 year compilation.

@davepoo1291 4 года назад

Best part is this is probably a severely abridged version lol

@flanthief 4 года назад

Just wait until the Spantzz comp comes out

@marsil602the2nd 4 года назад

and most top comments are copy-paste from the first 15 minutes lol

@scarletbard6511 4 года назад

Well, these are the *intentionally* bad jokes. If it was every bad joke, the video would stretch past the great heat death of the universe.

@jedphillips182 4 года назад

"what's red and green and smells like shit?" **Perfectly ques ad break**

@imaginary4225 4 года назад

15:02 - danny's little "what is updog?" is so pure. that is all, continue.

@axelvids893 4 года назад

"In communist russia you're good at super mario 64-" "hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA DAN"

@rugxulo 4 года назад

25:07 🤣

@justinperez493 4 года назад

VOTE OF CONFIDENCE ACCEPTED AND APPRECIATED

@evieisleavie 4 года назад

*D A N .*

@opossumtrash 2 года назад

@TwanontheTablet 4 года назад

Arin tricking dan into saying what is up dog is still one of the funniest moments ever

@JayTohab 3 года назад

... *What is updog*

@ironskulllawyer4779 4 года назад

What do you call a mercenary that uses a spear . A freelancer

@exist4046 3 года назад

I-

@centuritron 2 года назад

I mean, technically speaking a lance & a spear are 2 different weapons, so if you want freelancer go be your punchline, the joke should be something along the lines of... What do you call a jouster for hire? A freelancer.

@joshyork5797 4 года назад

two cannibals are eating a clown.... One says to the other-' "*DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU?! *"

@igneousschwarz 3 года назад

I read this as it happened

@temarinara77 3 года назад

The first time i heard that joke i died

@ireaperslegend7426 4 года назад

YES. The anti jokes segment has always been my favorite lol my girlfriend and I still quote these to each other

@raseli4066 4 года назад

Sounds like a good life

@alycremie 4 года назад

fool girls aren't real they're a scam made by makeup companies to sell more makeup

@houdini9739 4 года назад

I text the anti-jokes to my friends on a regular basis with no context

@starlight4649 4 года назад

@@houdini9739 immediately followed by *sorry wrong person* In the true game grumps fashion.

@houdini9739 4 года назад

Trasher oh no sorry wrong person is a completely different gag. I’ll text them about how I think they’re a little bitch or something and then say sorry wrong number

@loganwilson62 4 года назад

Why do they sound like Gruncle Stan from Graviy Falls?

@holdenrounds5882 4 года назад

Arin is grunkle Stan that’s why

@-memoria-2136 4 года назад

Nothing wrong with that.

@rainbigsby5945 4 года назад

"BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"

@evanricerdson1076 4 года назад

Rain Bigsby I love that scene the first time I watched that episode I couldn’t stop laughing

@Ayden_B 4 года назад

Rain Bigsby you see it’s funny because marriage is terrible

@vilgotmillton1097 4 года назад

"I think a good piece of therapy would be to umm-" *"GHYEEEEEEAAAAAARGH"*

@inkspill4142 4 года назад

dan's adorably innocent "what is updog?" kills me

@Zekonos1 4 года назад

15:01 "what is updog?" oh yessssssssssssss the fabled updog joke

@Ilikebunnies-metoo 3 года назад

"WELL AREN'T YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF"

@TheoneSilverRose 4 года назад

Arin is married Has spent time with a 14 yo And love Dad jokes... All he needs to do now is sneeze with the bottom of his lungs that makes his back hurt, and he's set!

@gothicMCRgirl 4 года назад

He’s worn socks with flip flops before, I believe that’s enough to qualify him as a dad by now.

@TheoneSilverRose 4 года назад

That's it! The internet has a new dad now!

@okami-rose803 4 года назад

Wait I do that

@TheoneSilverRose 4 года назад

@@okami-rose803 well then I guess you're a dad now

@evieisleavie 4 года назад

@@okami-rose803 Oh, shit. Didn't expect to have a son now, did you?

@jdizon 4 года назад

The fact that they have bad jokes enough for an hour long compilation both amazes and baffles me.

@Milfcum6969 4 года назад

1:00:37 “He wasn’t a carver, he invented peanut butter” 🤣 I have no idea why that got me the way it did

@FlapJacques 4 года назад

i tell that antenna joke as often as i can

@theresakulpa3004 4 года назад

Same! Whenever i start a sentence with "Two antennas..." I can hear my brother sigh across the room

@SageOfTheWood 4 года назад

Same

@DaWombatGaming 4 года назад

That "Air-ees what I breathe" moment just killed me. I've heard it before, but god damn I just wasn't expecting it this time. Holy shit was that funny

@Creables 4 года назад

The joke wasn’t much, but the delivery was incredible!

@TheTwentySevenClub 4 года назад

Time?

@heatherperleberg7816 Год назад

@@TheTwentySevenClub Time is a concept we have to mark temporal intervals.

@tsinestexicthdauwraum9082 4 года назад

Danny: That's Bellsprout?!? Me: Be careful who you make fun of in middle school.

@Obsidianwitch 4 года назад

Nothing is more pure to me than Arin laughing at having made Dan ask "What is UpDog?"

@ScottDavid7 4 года назад

this is one of the longest compilations I've ever seen they've made so many bad jokes

@cousycousy 4 года назад

and theyre all hilarious

@Wulfex 4 года назад

I would argue that they've made very few good jokes lol

@cryoriku 4 года назад

their singing comp runs nearly 3 hours. and ive seen game grump comps anywhere from 8-12 hours long. game grumps fans are wild

@ongrong1611 4 года назад

You clearly haven't seen any compilations by "game grumps compilations". pretty much all of them are like 2 hours

@Jack-rk7jc 4 года назад

The "small medium at large" joke was in the pun joke book Ellie reads in the last of us lol

@poisoncap 4 года назад

I love how the comments are references, laughter, and then just more jokes.

@AcrizCaazi 2 года назад

7:43 “Aries what I breathe.” Thank you, Arin.

@kahelem6077 4 года назад

Proof that Arin's and Dan's improv makes even the worst jokes hilarious ♡

@josh2096 4 года назад

What do you call a belt with a watch on it, A waste of time..... I'll see myself out

@cursedconnie77 4 года назад

nice one

@xkennyPLx 4 года назад

@LuckyBearBassist If he suffocates on his own tongue, he'll know the TASTE of defeat.

@laff2much 4 года назад

Josh Have you ever eaten a watch? It’s time-consuming.

@aarontrueblood9731 4 года назад

I had an out of body experience the other day. I was beside myself

@TheRealZura 4 года назад

*waist

@s_kill_it4996 4 года назад

30:36 Danny becomes his dad LMAO

@thatchereaton1715 4 года назад

18:06 "Barry throw in some crickets." My favorite part

@TheChemist418 4 года назад

Here’s a joke: Two girls walked into a bar. yOuD tHiNk OnE oF tHeM wOuLdVe sEeN iT

@sonycat-themed-sex 4 года назад

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHJAHAHA

@tylerhernandez521 3 года назад

that took me way too long to understand lmao

@crazytornadoe7039 3 года назад

Can you explain please

@TheChemist418 3 года назад

crazy tornadoe walking into a bar, like walking INTO a building. Like crashing into it because you weren’t paying attention

@crazytornadoe7039 3 года назад

OH MY GOD THAT'S HILARIOUS

@shibathesamurai9893 4 года назад

What happens when Batman and Robin face a steamroller? They become Flatman and Ribbon.

@skynet0912 4 года назад

Who is the greatest chicken-killer in Shakespeare? Macbeth, because he did murder most foul!

@amberdeyuliis7886 3 года назад

More like MCbeth

@exist4046 3 года назад

Im so glad i read Macbeth just like... last month so i understand it lmao

@AdolphisMalomar 4 года назад

Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

@TheDoc377 4 года назад

When Dan said "Last one." at 3:49, I looked back and moved my mouse to reveal that the video was an hour long. Last one indeed, Daniel.

@OMG-OT 4 года назад

Ahhh nice to see another regular episode

@jonchtronch3662 4 года назад

@@BrainhasPain ok

@starlight4649 4 года назад

MmmmmmmMMMMMMMmmm... *FUNNY JOKE*

@rugxulo 4 года назад

Want more regular? Eat more Wendy's!

@NERFTommy99 4 года назад

What do you call an irishman who is always sitting on his porch? *Paddy O'Furniture*

@Thatfangirloverthere 2 года назад

The pause after “DAM” is so good

@coolsmiles4247 4 года назад

Bad jokes? So basically the entirety of the Joke Yoda bit from Mario Maker?

@Gillty101 4 года назад

FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

@capdan9708 4 года назад

Jooooooooke

@HeironFlex 4 года назад

WHAT IS A SITH LORD'S FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP? DARTH MAUL FUNNYYYYYYYY JOKE!

@DannoHung 4 года назад

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

@capdan9708 4 года назад

DannoHung I can Beat beat MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

@Selecko 4 года назад

But how did you condense every episode from the last seven years into a single compilation?

@Creables 4 года назад

Selecko This is part one of many..

@AtlasBlizzard 4 года назад

I bought a joke on Amazon. I've heard better *But the delivery was incredible*

@Hutch2Much 4 года назад

fun fact: this is my favorite compilation to listen to as sleep aid; it doesn’t require too much brainpower, but just enough to give my mind something to do

@Sugugus_421 4 года назад

I don't get it. I watched the whole thing and didn't hear a single bad joke

@mmaldonadoofficial 4 года назад

Bad: I saw a couple holding hands while jogging together. It made hopeful that one day I could meet someone who I can hate them together with. There, now you have a "single bad joke"

@karymecamilo8499 4 года назад

All of us who watched it were the bad joke.

@starlight4649 4 года назад

Congratulations! You're deaf!

@andrewjenkins9965 4 года назад

Great comment, Dad.

@Opentil10 4 года назад

Because all the jokes were married

@SL-nc1dy 4 года назад

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

@Ilikebunnies-metoo 3 года назад

Nah, it's a *FSH* !

@thesparky502 4 года назад

No one: Nobody: Not a Soul: Dan: ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᵘᵖᵈᵒᵍᵍ?

@greendemon905 3 года назад

What did the mortician say to the soon-to-be mummy? "Let's wrap this up!"

@MostlyAnimatedSketches 4 года назад

“What is he, Jack and the Beanstalk?” Reminds me of that line from Dear Evan Hansen, “You fell out of a tree? What are you, an acorn?”

@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 3 года назад

Of all the things i expected, DEH was not one of them.

@JodanTheHero 4 года назад

*Deja-Moo* : _The feeling that you've heard this bull before._

@thomasdecorail8825 4 года назад

31:19 is Arin's best fake laugh

@maximusprime4378 4 года назад

DISCLAIMER: THIS MAY BE OFFENSIVE A blind man walks into a bar... *And a table, and a chair.*

@houstonjones9123 4 года назад

Maximus Prime As a blind man I find that extremely offensive.

@oldpotatoman4838 4 года назад

@xandert8527 4 года назад

why does micheal j fox make the best milkshakes? because he has Parkinson's? *no, because he uses the finest ingredients*

@starlight4649 4 года назад

Why is Hellen Keller such a bad driver? Because she's blind? Uhhhh she's dead.

@oldpotatoman4838 4 года назад

That Shovel Knight episode is great

@jessicalanderos905 4 года назад

what kind of overalls does Mario wear? DENIM DENIM DENIM

@octobobo99 4 года назад

@@bigpigeon2384 that's uh Kinda mean

@Cynapede 4 года назад

am i dumb for not getting the joke? can someone explain plz?

@ELSTINKO. 4 года назад

@@Cynapede super Mario bros underground theme

@bigpigeon2384 4 года назад

Salmonella Fitzgerald it’s also uh Kinda a joke

@jessicalanderos905 4 года назад

@@bigpigeon2384 look man... i know i'm going to hell so dying is the last thing i wanna do at the moment.

@GilroyIronheart 3 года назад

I'm here because Joke Yoda's response to Dan of "That was a good one, but the delivery could use a little something" is the funniest damn thing he said, and that line isn't used in any of the animations.

@TheSonicfan19 4 года назад

once when i was in chem class in high school we all had to answer hw questions on the board right and no one answered number 7 so my teacher asked “why is everyone afraid of 7” and i, with way too much confidence, said “BECAUSE 7 8 9” and everyone in that class, teacher, friends, everyone looked at me like they wanted me to die

@victorpersson02 4 года назад

I came to this video almost immediatley after it released and there was a dislike. If they don't like the video, why did they come here before me...

@spooky_moron 4 года назад

Cause they don't have a life and fill the empty void by being trolls

@victorpersson02 4 года назад

@@spooky_moron Sad. Truly, just sad.

@606aichan7O7 4 года назад

People have also been saying (I think I saw 2?) who said they disliked it because it isn't "bad'" so that could also be the case

@rugxulo 4 года назад

It's probably bots. I don't know why.

@bio-knight 4 года назад

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is getting better.

@theboy7727 4 года назад

Bio Knight *her aim is getting better!!!*

@starlight4649 4 года назад

*BUT HER AIMIS GETTING BETTER* Just laugh PLEASE!!

@fluffybread5830 4 года назад

Trasher It’s funny because marriage is terrible-

@lollypopp4240 4 года назад

Me: brushing my teeth while watching this video Danny: "what is updog?" Me laughs so hard that I accidentally push the brush way too far into the back of mouth so I choke

@JackHallowLantern 2 года назад

I was gonna make a collection of steak jokes, but those are a rare medium well done.

@thething1110 4 года назад

Game Grumps, a comedy RU-vid channel: Posts video on Bad Jokes. Video length: over one hour. Outstanding move

@juniebb 4 года назад

I’m going thru a really bad break up. So grateful for these boys for making me smile.

@rugxulo 4 года назад

You don't need that clown. Apparently you need a bigger, scarier clown.

@Happypheat 3 года назад

"whats red, green and smells like shit?" RU-vid immediately cutting to an ad: "GROUND BEEF"

@MoonPatch 2 года назад

21:39 My favorite part of this is that randomly inserting pokemon/pokemon moves names into conversation is actually the calibre of humor in Sword and Shield. As in that's what they actually do in the games. Because Gamefreak knows trying is optional.

@Vej86 4 года назад

What I don't understand is why the Chinese don't just use forks and spoons like the rest of us.

@leels_w_feels7855 4 года назад

Vej lets make an agreement and everyone can use forks and spoons like chopsticks.

@Nope-ds4hm 4 года назад

*You look good tonight*

@ForgetGamingRye 4 года назад

Because chopsticks were more friendly and less threatening

@silvislotus5064 4 года назад

Because the spoons don't have enough grip to hold the dog still-

@c00mwall 4 года назад

*uncontrollable Dan laughter*

@1szafan319 4 года назад

-“terrible jokes”- *no no you mean-* *”Good jokes”*

@elkaolafson9884 4 года назад

C- jokes

@linkjones6539 3 года назад

A fire fighter gets called into a bar and asks the bartender "what's the problem?" The bartender says "Oh thank god you're here! The drinks are on the house and we can't get'em down!"