Dan doesn't need protecting, he has ninja training, he's "best friends" with Ninja Brian, and he owns a suspiciously shaped time machine spaceship. I think he's good.
I would love it if like he had a younger family member that was a fan and showed him, and thought it was funny so he in turned makes a video to the grumps saying "fuck you dan, consume prilosec"
I had an AP US history teacher, blandest most non-accent American accent you’ve ever heard, then she’d start talking about history involving the South and she’d start talking about southern cuisine or southern culture with a twang because she was raised in rural Virginia. Was like the twilight zone.
I learned in psychology familiarity make accents thicker. I also noticed I talked more country while around my parents and family and it disappeared around strangers or just unfamiliar ppl. I mean obviously it doesn’t disappear but it’s thickness lessens it’s noticeable but not as thick as it actually is. I even noticed while talking to friends I’ll use certain slang that I only use around family while talking ABOUT my family. It’s cool but oddly makes sense.
@@Roughscrubbles Yeah, that makes sense; my brother told me that one of his friends he met when he was an undergrad was born in the US, but spent most of his childhood in India before his family moved back to the US; so he supposedly has a mild to moderate Indian accent, but when his friend once answered a phone call from his parents when he, my brother; and maybe some of their other friends were hanging out; he started talk to his parents in the thickest, most stereotypical Indian accent you could imagine, and they were speaking to each other in English too; not Hindi, not Gujarati, not Telugu, not Tamil, but heavy accented Indian English.
I'm from Queens, and same happens to me. When I'm around family or start talking about NY, it comes out like crazy. Some friends call it out every time I say "New York" cuz it always comes out.
had a guy a few years ago walk into the store i was working at on halloween. literally everyone before him was in costume and they all wanted us to ask what/who they were dressed as. so, having gotten into this rhythm of the guessing game, "oh, wow, you're so cool, everyone will love your costume," bag items, i get to him. he's in a red shirt and khakis. "oh, hey, are you jake from state farm?" "what?" "you know, your costume?" "i work at target." "oh, shit, my bad." three hours later he comes back in, but now he's got a nametag on that says, "Hello, my name is JAKE".
12:42 Little does Mr. Sexbang know, that Tootsie Pop ad originally started with a Mr. Cow. The kid goes up to a cow, then a fox, THEN a turtle, before ending up at Mr. Owl. Cow, Fox and Turtle essentially said the same thing, "I don't know, I usually just end up biting."
I'm always annoyed when I hear the clip of them talking about how Mr. Turtle was pointless because "I never made it without biting" was actually the point they were trying to make. "How many licks does it take? The world may never know."
Just to let anyone who's curious know, we do clean the grill that is used to make the hotdogs at 7Eleven. And they are rarely there for more than 4 hours. The entire staff is taught how to clean the grill, but the more ghetto your 7eleven is, the less likely they clean it.
I've worked at Starbucks and some people are too lazy/stupid to simply put newer milk behind older milk so that it's easy to cycle out. Your confidence in humanity astounds me.
@@linkLoverAG people in general are way too harsh on subway. Can't blame them though. My store consistently doubles sales of every other one in the area, and people tell us they go out of their way to avoid certain stores to go to mine, so it's believable that other stores are not as good, and the slower it is, the longer product sits out.
I've not read what you said yet But I thought of this joke and thought it was hilarious. "Lelouch V Britannia hereby commands for you to consume prilosec!"
Fans 2014, seeing a Wendy's ad that was just used as a censor: "This is the worst possible game grumps video of all time" Arin, 2016: "Wendy's I will actually sacrifice a lamb for you if you sponsor us and love us" Fans, 2016: "Yea Wendy's! Love Arin and sponsor Game Grumps already!"
The video sucked to begin with, so don't pretend like the fake ad was what killed it. It wouldn't have been enjoyable anyways... Also, for those who aren't obsessed with Wendy's and don't eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, how the hell would anyone know that the burger wasn't still on sale? If you put a fake ad in a video, then make sure you make that very clear to the audience, because claiming to be sponsored by someone when you actually aren't can get you in trouble. Plus, people don't like watching videos filled with random ads with no explanation, we get enough of that shit with TV, I'd rather not have to look at them while I watch a video... If there's anything that the GameGrumps fans are justified in complaining about, it was this. That and the part about the episode being really shitty, there was absolutely no humor, just complaining. So, it wasn't so much that the ad was there, it was because it was there with no explanation about it being there, so it's not at all the same... Though even if they got sponsored, fans wouldn't want to watch a video with a big "Wendy's" logo on the corner of the screen, if you like ads so much there are videos of them.
11:56 - That ad where the kid was playing with his Dad's gun and shot his friend actually terrified me when I was little. I had "rabbit ears" on the television in my room, and woke up in the middle of the night to that commercial playing. It literally scared me so badly that I had my parents take the antenna off my TV, because I didn't want to risk seeing that commercial again.
0:00 Larry the Cable Guy 2:12 Super Soakers 3:37 Fast Food Army Men (Inaccurate advertising) 5:04 Mean Joe Green 6:59 Quarterback "I'm Batman" 8:06 Papa John's 9:40 McDonald's Cheese 10:48 Safety PSAs 12:17 Tootsie Pops 13:24 You'll Only Need the Edge 17:02 McDonald's Slogan 19:12 Yogurt Ads (A New Sensation) 19:56 "Can You Believe We Get Paid to Do This?" 21:14 Sal's 22:44 "I Can't Believe I Ate the Whole Thing" 29:14 Corn Pops and Beer 32:29 Energizer Bunny 33:38 Aaah! Real Monsters! 35:06 Texting While Driving 36:10 90s Commercials (Miller Lite, Milk, Cigarettes) 40:03 Roach (Weed) and It's 10PM Do You Know Where Your Kids Are? 41:43 Sprite Snake Bite Commercial 42:36 "Too Easy" (KFC) and 9/11 46:20 Wendy's 46:54 Fake Brand Deals 50:41 We Have No Brand Deals 53:18 Sugar Crisp
i hate that tons commercials completely lose the fucking plot on their mascots. Geico acts like the gecko has always been there. NO HE HASN'T THAT WAS THE WHOLE ORIGINAL JOKE. people kept calling the gecko because his name is similar to Geico, IF HE WORKED THERE IT WOULDNT HAVE BEEN A PROBLEM. i'm not really that mad, just pretend i'm Lewis Black or something.
@@miguelnewmexico8641 I forgot about that. To be honest though, every insurance commercial is aggravating. They hide the fact that it's essentially a legal racket behind a cutesy facade of talking animals and bubbly women obsessed with insurance. Just tell me when I crash you'll fuck me out of my money. I don't care about Flo.
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54:43 this is by far my favourite part, because the background music is timed perfectly to reinforce the hilariously sinister tone of the line. It makes me laugh every time.
ngl my favorite interaction i’ve had with a subway employee was when i had just left a music festival, rather stoned, i couldn’t hear like anything, and it was a lovely conversation about music and then he gave me a hug and a free seltzer it was great
i remember a robot guy got his arm sawed off by machines and then he said "i can put my arm back on, you can't" and another one where this girl was sitting alone in her room, and her whole room floods and she's floating in her room, lifeless:p
Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That Sal's Pizza thing hit me with a wave of nostalgia. I went to that pizza place all the time as a kid. Even knew the chief, Dan. Dude was cool and the pizzas were the bomb. Since he left, the pizza's haven't been the same. I had no idea Arin went there too, I wonder if we might have met (or where just at Sal's) at the same time.
Those PSA commercials were brutal, especially the driving ones. The way they conveyed the message was pretty dang effective! So much so that I actually had a fear of driving. Still got some lingering anxiety about it, too! Fun!
32:40 funny story about my family. When my great-grandmother was getting her pacemaker put in they had her on some weird kind of drug that made her loopy but didn't completely knock her out. She was apparently cracking jokes left and right. My grandmother told me she could hear the doctor on the other side of the hospital laughing. Afterwards he told her that she would make comments throughout the procedure proclaiming. "You better make sure you put that bunny with the drum in me so my pacemaker doesn't stop working."
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Okay for real what kind of abysmal Subways has Arin eaten at? Every Subway I've been to has had delicious fresh sandwiches, and the employees are all nice. Even if they ask a question about something you already told them, they just want to make sure they're getting everything right.
Subway sandwiches are disgusting. There cookies are pretty good. Depending on where I go the service is either great or just as disgusting as their sandwiches.
I looked up the "can you believe we get paid for doing this" ad Arin was talking about, its even worse than he described, its game testing, not design. Which, from what I've heard, isn't close to as fun of a job as you think it is, though who knows, maybe that one single school made it a blast.
Nah its really not. You dont have time to enjoy the story because they give you one section to stick to and you have to investigate every inch of the world space and dialogue and what not to look for any bugs that werent seen during production. It is insanely boring. At least until you get that golden moment where you find the greatest game breaking bug ever and it hurts because you know you cant show your friends due to NDA
Here's a list of the commercials talked about: Larry the Cable Guy and Prilosec: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-wSWcWcqOprU.html The Oozinator: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-YdAIt4MgnHc.html Food Fighters: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-fnhObBs-n4Y.html Thanks to Giraffe clone Number 26,982 for finding this one! 'Mean' Joe Greene Coke commercial: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xffOCZYX6F8.html I'm Batman: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-JoX-HkOcEuE.html Papa's in the House (Sodie Pops): ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ah5vJleVuJQ.html McDonalds Cheese: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xjyYB0-LY0U.html (starts at 1:12) "In real life, you don't get another quarter": ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-S-bCieF0WI8.html This is your brain on drugs: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-GOnENVylxPI.html Tootsie Pop / Mr. Owl: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-O6rHeD5x2tI.html McDonald's We Love to see you smile: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-zXoHi1TrArw.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-H12U9uXUVbw.html Game Design course / "Can you believe we get PAID to do this?": ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-kAFLfx3mvIg.html I can't believe I ate that whole thing: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-VFKifpMtlNs.html Plop Plop Fizz Fizz: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-iENQXIQ8wH0.html Farfel the Nestlé dog: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-QQK-AJKtjB0.html Gotta have my Pops: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-E6MM-h_RXsk.html Energizer Bunny: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-QRgCZk2oGs4.html SMH: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-uFHu9oX4vFA.html Less filling! Tastes great! (Miller Lite): ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-74a1d0J-4sE.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-V_yuS8txoUU.html Sprite snake bite ad: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-HYzpzw1NkiQ.html Australian KFC ad: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ojqMGlqYHPg.html Sugar Bear: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ch8AYiWDtbw.html There were a few that I couldn't find, but if you see one missing and have a link then reply in a comment and i'll add the commercial with credit to you!
Grump Clips here is that army food toys that they were talking about in the first grump cast clip: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-fnhObBs-n4Y.html
Granted, the Grumps have quite a few videos, and aren't titled like "the one about Larry". Shit. That's the joke, innit? And I'm sure I know the boss on your profile pic, but I just can't remember the name. I know he's a king, I know that's the second form, but I can't remember the name. And he's a bitch to fight.
This is really random but maybe someone can confirm this actually happened: I very vaguely remember a PSA in the early 2000's about what to teach your kids to do in the case of a terrorist attack
I never saw the version of the Tootsie pop commercial with mr turtle, the version i always see would start on mr owl being asked. Marketers probably got the idea there was no point for mr turtle
There were actually two more characters that they cut out after the first airing. It had a cow and a fox that both said they always bit down before doing all the licks.
That Prilosec bit is one of the funniest god damn thing grumps has ever done. along with Obama, i think Kirby's dream course just brings out the best improv in them.
WHEN DAN BROUGHT UP THE NESTLES CHOCOLATE DOG THING IT BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I HAD! As a kid we had a VHS tape of frosty with a few commercials on it and one of then was that commercial but for the Christmas wrapper and I think one of the dogs gets like knocked over. Like I can see it
When they were talking about the PSA’s it reminded me of that commercial with the house hippos when it said don’t believe everything you’re told or some shit and I would ask my parents if it was true whenever I saw a commercial I was unsure of but eventually I would just ask all the time about random shit from cartoons or w/e
Actually that Engergizer commercial wasn't even the start of it. That commercial was a parody of one for Duracell where they did the bit with the toy rabbits, saying that Duracell lasted the longest. The Energizer commercial was basically saying they were left out of this and decided to prove it
