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Barbie is the MOVIE OF THE YEAR! 

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@thewokecritic
@thewokecritic Год назад
Great news: there is indeed a transgender Barbie! Hari Nef plays Doctor Barbie. I hereby raise this movie to 6 stars.
@georgekirby7150
@georgekirby7150 Год назад
I decided this is fair and ethical based on morals I just created five minutes ago
@geeebuttersnap2433
@geeebuttersnap2433 Год назад
It would be funny if his name was hary nards.
@brandon-ho7dt
@brandon-ho7dt Год назад
it doesn’t change shit
@janette2422
@janette2422 Год назад
if there's a way to make money...Mattel is there
@toxitron7385
@toxitron7385 Год назад
wow the fact that mattel endorses this movie is really stunning and brave!
@tanker335
@tanker335 Год назад
My sister had the Divorce Barbie when she was little. It came with half of Kens stuff.
@geeebuttersnap2433
@geeebuttersnap2433 Год назад
Did it also come with the detachable ken genitals piece that she took during the marriage and never gave back? I hear it fits perfectly inside her purse accessory.
@734ch3r
@734ch3r Год назад
Courtesy of Big Daddy Government.
@Rizzo2185
@Rizzo2185 Год назад
Comment of the year right here 😂
@BreezyE-d3n
@BreezyE-d3n Год назад
this should be the top comment
@robertlindsay6671
@robertlindsay6671 Год назад
Only half? Did she also come with Ken's house and his kids?
@TheIceMan23
@TheIceMan23 Год назад
"now I am become Barbie, the destroyer of the Patriarchy".
@pdjinne65
@pdjinne65 Год назад
A quote from the Barbiegavad Gita isn't it?
@MADED1TS
@MADED1TS Год назад
Nice barbenheimer quote
@darthlaurel
@darthlaurel Год назад
Easy to turn Ken against Ken but women always work cooperatively and get along with no jealousy or viciousness. Right? Yeah......riiiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhtttttttt.
@geeebuttersnap2433
@geeebuttersnap2433 Год назад
That is the biggest joke of all, women actually getting along and cooperating with each other. Hahahaha
@darthlaurel
@darthlaurel Год назад
@@geeebuttersnap2433 100%
@SewTubular
@SewTubular Год назад
Haven't seen the movie yet, but what happens if there are many other Barbies that want the same position ? So if a dozen other dolls show up and want to be president ?
@lesliethomas9532
@lesliethomas9532 Год назад
Has that not been proven in history time and time again
@hiim4212
@hiim4212 Год назад
Y’all literally took the message over heard and it’s actually silly how all of y’all look ridiculous
@mchammer5592
@mchammer5592 Год назад
I love how in the trailer a dude just gleefully assaults her in broad daylight in front of witness. Yep, just another day on earth with MEN.
@matsh5633
@matsh5633 Год назад
​@Odelle It isn't much but I'm genuinely sorry that happened to you.
@aerialpunk
@aerialpunk Год назад
Haha yeah, it does happen from time to time. But I've never had it where a guy just brazenly smacked my butt like that. Usually they try to be sneakier about it so nobody sees. Side note, the only person I know who actually *did* have someone brazenly do something like that, was when my husband (then boyfriend) had some drunk woman come up to him at a club and she bit his nipple. Everyone saw it, and everyone laughed even though he was shook up, because that's what you do in a patriarchy.
@lesliethomas9532
@lesliethomas9532 Год назад
@@aerialpunkspeak for yourself boys we’re doing that to me and worse without a care in the world in school
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
I’m done supporting any demographic group I don’t belong to. This is why. #BoycottBarbie #LiberateMen #LiberateKen
@rageagaintstheNWO
@rageagaintstheNWO Год назад
@@Othillde Now imagine when guys are attacked because ..i don't know, some random douchebag is drugged up out of his mind and just decided he's gonna attack someone, just for "fun". Is it bad that woman get harassed? Yes. Sometimes its not fun for us, either.
@callmecloudy6225
@callmecloudy6225 Год назад
The fact that Ken requested equal rights while being depicted as a dumb character, says so much about Greta Gerwig
@thatperformer3879
@thatperformer3879 Год назад
Liberals have never believed in equality.
@VTownThrilla
@VTownThrilla Год назад
I'm still waiting for a clear, accurate, factual explanation of the rights women don't have in the real world....something tells me I'll never get that explanation.
@Zodroo_Tint
@Zodroo_Tint Год назад
@@VTownThrilla They have the right to live in a made up world where they are oppressed victim and empowered strong independent women at the same time you sexist.
@infinitydreamzz
@infinitydreamzz Год назад
@@VTownThrilla there are three explanations: 1. ideology is not based on solid facts, and ideologues suffer an addiction that is impervious to logic and reason 2. ideologies of grievance are based on viewing the world as an inherently unfair place for a particular set of people against any proof to the contrary 3. ideologies of equity (every single left ideology incl. femin%*%) aim to achieve the utopic goal of vastly unequal people within a society arriving at the exact same results
@mcruz4571
@mcruz4571 Год назад
Also he could take said rights by force and he doesn't, speak more about what a good guy Ken is....and at the same time a reminder of the fact that in the real world for a woman to have rights the man must give her those rights and protect and enforce those rights.
@BlazingOwnager
@BlazingOwnager Год назад
I like Jeremy Jahn's takeaway on this one. "The lesson is if a man stop simping for women they can't have, they really can take over the world."
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
Then this revolution would have been a success if it had been led by a Gay Bob doll.
@grandmufftwerkin9037
@grandmufftwerkin9037 Год назад
This just in: Western feminist woman is never happy.
@mariopenulli1395
@mariopenulli1395 Год назад
Maybe a few more cats will help.
@SRMoore1178
@SRMoore1178 Год назад
More Breaking News: Modern Women Angry.
@734ch3r
@734ch3r Год назад
Let me catch the world's smallest violin real quick.
@CommDante
@CommDante Год назад
​ Don't forget the wine boxes, so they can drown their insufferable lonely asses.
@RedRoseSeptember22
@RedRoseSeptember22 Год назад
@@mariopenulli1395 Leave cats out of this! They're innocent =^.^=
@jblue6236
@jblue6236 Год назад
Funny how there's no Sewage worker Barbie, Contractor Barbie, or Trash collector Barbie in that matriarchal wonder called Barbie land.
@AM-zo3mk
@AM-zo3mk Год назад
Actually...there were trash collector Barbies in the movie!
@SewTubular
@SewTubular Год назад
Barbieland is a fantasy.
@SubZero-hs9xc
@SubZero-hs9xc Год назад
That is the point
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
It is a Misandrist dystopia.
@saosaosson6139
@saosaosson6139 Год назад
@@SubZero-hs9xcno it’s not. 😂😂 don’t try to defend this shit show
@Shrekster5E
@Shrekster5E Год назад
Funny how the barbies hold all the positions of power, and yet, instead of providing for the kens, protecting the kens, helping the kens, or even uplifting and respecting the kens, they treat the kens as utter garbage. Why they criticize the "patriarchy" so much, and then portray a woman-only society as being no better, or even worse, than that perceived "patriarchy".
@734ch3r
@734ch3r Год назад
Fun fact: women are children and they were happier when the only right they had was to stfu.
@MelbourneArchviz
@MelbourneArchviz Год назад
even though they are professional liars and at victimhood, they cannot hide their true vile selves.
@chucklebouf5379
@chucklebouf5379 Год назад
It is worse than the 'patriarchy', even in the movie much less in the actual real world. In the 'patriarchy' women could hold actual jobs, even high level ones like doctor, and obviously go to school. The Barbie world deemed good by the movie is worse than the "real" world in the movie which isn't even remotely close to reality or any point in human history either. And the Barbies are "good" for enslaving a group of people based on gender until an entirely different society magically improves, but only if that society becomes what the Barbie society currently is. So basically an evil tyrant is saying that another society needs to fall into chattel slavery and tyranny and if that society does maybe, just maybe, they will see it fit to have minor social improvements for their chattel.
@andreamontanaa
@andreamontanaa Год назад
That was like the whole point. It uses hypocrisy as satire, to show the reality of the patriarchy.
@simpdefendmlady6579
@simpdefendmlady6579 Год назад
@@andreamontanaa Ok femceI
@grandmufftwerkin9037
@grandmufftwerkin9037 Год назад
My favourite part of the Barbie movie was when Barbie yelled 'I am no man!' right before she slayed the Witch Ken, with Conan's sword.
@SRMoore1178
@SRMoore1178 Год назад
Peter Jackson was the only director capable of faithfully adapting the world and the lore of Barbie and the works of Professor Mattel.
@al6445
@al6445 Год назад
How was the movie overall?
@cantescape4310
@cantescape4310 Год назад
@@al6445 It was.. umm.. misandrist
@ailsawatson6881
@ailsawatson6881 Год назад
The only good feminism line from any movie :'(
@FreeTibetFTW
@FreeTibetFTW Год назад
Witch Ken of Angmar ... ¡¡love it!!
@zonzillamagnus5902
@zonzillamagnus5902 Год назад
I’m amazed at how brave this movie is.
@cg98243
@cg98243 Год назад
And stunning.
@bdleo300
@bdleo300 Год назад
And inspiring!
@SewTubular
@SewTubular Год назад
Most people who first read the script told Margot Robbie that Mattel would never go for this script, but in the end they did.
@NawlejIsTaken
@NawlejIsTaken Год назад
BEAUTIFUL and GENIUS!!!!! Having movies to provide entertainment to children is TOO OUTATED for modern audiences in this era of PROGRESSIVISM. Props to Warner Bros. for using a well known brand, like Barbie, to spread the IMPORTANT messages of modern feminism to young girls. I am CRYING as I type this, crying TEARS OF JOY for being educated on my male privileges and how women do everything better if they were given the reigns.
@bloodrunsclear
@bloodrunsclear Год назад
We've gone from 'why can't we all be free and equal?' To 'Men should live like homeless slaves for the crime of existing'
@Zodroo_Tint
@Zodroo_Tint Год назад
Not really. First wave feminism supported WW1, they wanted to send the men to die in the war so they can take over their jobs. It was always about supremacy, it was never about equality. In my country the women got their right to vote in the same time everybody got the right to vote. What happening today is what always meant to happen at one point. But it is not the end goal.
@georgekirby7150
@georgekirby7150 Год назад
As it should be so we can be fair and ethical. ki decided I am morally superior based on a morality I just created myself!
@nicoleking772
@nicoleking772 Год назад
Not in my house. My husband is the head of the household and my hardworking sons are loved and respected by their sisters. Barbie and Hillary can save that woke Feminist cr@p for somewhere else.
@aceclop
@aceclop Год назад
​@@nicoleking772 I'd rather have what the other guy said that be head of the household lol
@robkino6137
@robkino6137 Год назад
It was never about being free or equal, it was ALWAYS about that.
@jimclayson
@jimclayson Год назад
Saying Ruth Handler "invented" Barbie is MASSIVELY overstating her contribution. She bought the rights to the German "Bild Lilli" doll, rechristened her "Barbie" (with minor alterations), and released the "new" doll in the USA. I don't care that she made money on the deal, but I hate her getting credit for an idea that was well established long before she came along. That said, I adore Rhea Perlman.
@phoebea
@phoebea Год назад
I've only seen Rhea Pearlman in Matilda, but she was good in that film. Thanks for the info on Ruth Handler.
@savioblanc
@savioblanc Год назад
And the German doll was specifically for the ... uhmm... "adult" market
@chucklebouf5379
@chucklebouf5379 Год назад
@@savioblanc Not exactly. It was kind of marketed to typically adult men as a gag gift originally, but it's not a sex doll or anything. They'd be the ones reading the comic it's based on that was 'sexy' more or less in the same vein as Betty Boop but Lilli is less innocent and more openly a gold digger. We're still talking something sold openly in the 50s here people. By the end of it's run children would play with them which is why Mattel stepped in and changed it to Barbie.
@savioblanc
@savioblanc Год назад
@@chucklebouf5379 true correct... yes, "adult" is probably not the correct description but perhaps she was a "saucy" character
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
Is she in this movie? It figures. Whatever money she made from *Cheers* is probably long gone by now.
@pyropulseIXXI
@pyropulseIXXI Год назад
This movie is literally a deconstruction of its own ideology whilst thinking it is saying something smart about real life. They present the Barbie matriarchy as good, whilst claim the real world is bad despite it not even being a patriarchy. Ken literally talks to a female doctor
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
It is privileging heterosexual women over gay men.
@axiss5840
@axiss5840 Год назад
That's one of the biggest hypocrisies of the film to me. They wanted a big 'we live in a privileged man world' movie, but couldn't help themselves and just HAD to make Ken look stupid as well, by having a female doctor present. The irony is that it makes 'the patriarchy' look more equal than Barbieland.
@thebatman4279
@thebatman4279 Год назад
Even the shit about Mattel being 100% headed by men is a total lie. Greta Gerwhinge thinks we're living in The Handsmaids Tale ffs.
@MichaelObamaSon
@MichaelObamaSon Год назад
"There's no patriarchy in the real world! Ken talks to a female! A female doctor!" Bro Barbie got sexually assaulted and sexually harrassed constantly..
@pyropulseIXXI
@pyropulseIXXI Год назад
​@@MichaelObamaSon You are so dense; this is why the movie is hypocritical; it has to put overt and extremely nonsensical sexual assaulting scenes to push its blatant propaganda, yet when it shows its own side, drops the ball massively, thus deconstructing its own ideology. "Real world is patriarchy despite Ken talking to a female doctor; why? Because of this blatant case of sexual assault and because we portray men in the most ridiculous 'toxic' ways!!!" And then they try to portray a Matriarchy 'seriously,' and it comes off as far worse than the real world (despite them obviously trying to make it appear better). It is a total slave state of Kens, of whom are third class citizens; when Kens take over, much progress is made. You literally point out a scene that proves it deconstructs its own ideology, and yet you think that was some 'gotchya' moment; truly hilarious. So do you now understand, or is your brain incapable of basic level thought? The real world is orders of magnitude better than 'fictional Feminism Land,' and so, to 'alter that perception,' they had to put in such over the top and absurd propagandist messages in 'the real world.' This is precisely how they deconstruct their own ideology; they had to portray their 'opponent ideology' via heavy handed propaganda, and despite this, their own side came out looking far worse. Also, if your definition of 'patriarchy' is 'women get sexually assaulted by men,' then you are brain deficient. Women also kill their own children at a far greater rate than men do; that means we live in both a matriarchy and an infanticide society, according to your logic. Oh wait, I forgot; any time a female feels slight emotional discomfort, then that means she is living in a 'patriarchy.' Women attacking other women? Obviously internalized misogyny! Men competing against men? Misogyny! Men helping men? Toxic masculinity!!!!
@Señor-Donjusticia
@Señor-Donjusticia Год назад
My toxicity! My precious toxicity! Noooooooo! I’m melting! Melting! Melting! Nooooooooooo!
@Martyisruling
@Martyisruling Год назад
I love how Hollywood always takes time to spit in the working man's face. A man who works with his hands is a BRUTE. He built this building, BRUTE. He made this bridge, BRUTE. He fixed this road, what an asshole!
@734ch3r
@734ch3r Год назад
I wish we could erase those men for a week so they could see what would happen.
@dolsopolar
@dolsopolar Год назад
haven't watch the movie, but did they show a single women labor in either worlds?
@chucklebouf5379
@chucklebouf5379 Год назад
@@dolsopolar The Barbies do performative silly fake jobs. In the real world there's some women employees but they aren't necessarily shown working and they're not laborers.
@RedRoseSeptember22
@RedRoseSeptember22 Год назад
Right? It's really quite upsetting.
@lesliethomas9532
@lesliethomas9532 Год назад
Can u guys please stop taking credit for men who actually go out and do these things because I highly doubt YOU are doing anything special for us
@reginaphalange9417
@reginaphalange9417 Год назад
attacking patriarchy while presenting matriarchy as perfect is total hypocrisy
@pyropulseIXXI
@pyropulseIXXI Год назад
Yeah it is insane. The Barbie world has literal male slaves that do nothing whilst the women are the absolute rulers, while in the real world, both men and women can have awesome, high level jobs. This somehow makes Ken into a sexist, despite all the barbies being the actual sexists. I bet Greta thinks she made something smart, when it is just incredibly stupid
@bdleo300
@bdleo300 Год назад
Same as so-called "positive discrimination": discrimination is positive if it's against one particular social group. If I discriminate you - it's bad, if you discriminate me - it's so great. Amazing.
@KnightOfTheEmpire
@KnightOfTheEmpire Год назад
I'm waiting for women to build roads, skyscrapers and do plumbing
@aceclop
@aceclop Год назад
​@@KnightOfTheEmpire There's women plumbers and construction workers
@pyropulseIXXI
@pyropulseIXXI Год назад
@@aceclop lmao okay buddy. 10000000 men doing the real work, and 10 women in that sector and you go "wOmEn Do tHaT sTuFf To!!!!!"
@BasementBerean
@BasementBerean Год назад
Well, when I found out that Margot Robbie was playing Barbie, I thought, "How bad could this movie be?" I guess I'm finding out. I was hoping it would go counter to the "woke" culture and really say something, but I suppose I was delusional.
@karmaspromise4626
@karmaspromise4626 Год назад
yes… 😞
@VTownThrilla
@VTownThrilla Год назад
Honestly, her talent is in being hot and...that's it. Personality wise, she's the stereotypical blonde, worsened by today's feminist marxist movement.
@Zodroo_Tint
@Zodroo_Tint Год назад
Stop worshipping celebrities and you will be less delusional instantly!
@savioblanc
@savioblanc Год назад
If you had been following Margot Robbie's career for the last few years, you'd know this movie was going to be woke af. The woman keeps playing roles where she is "angry" at the world liking her for her looks
@infinitydreamzz
@infinitydreamzz Год назад
With a few notable exceptions, why would anyone expect today's Hollywood to produce anything but woke content?
@afroahmed3989
@afroahmed3989 Год назад
just imagine taking your kids to .. this
@SewTubular
@SewTubular Год назад
In Canada the Barbie movie has a PG rating. ( in the US it's a PG-13 rating ) So parents get to decide if they think the movie is appropriate for their kids.
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
It should be rated NC-17. I wish there was a rating even higher than that for “no admission at any age, not nobody, not nohow.” Man-bashing verbal terrorism should not even be protected by the first amendment.
@HandlesAreReallyBad
@HandlesAreReallyBad Год назад
Being truthful, kids would only keep their eyes on the screen just because it has Barbie on it, and wouldn't care about anything else. If your kids can't recall anything besides the character on screen then you've got a bad movie.
@Mandy87Marie
@Mandy87Marie Год назад
I think most of the more crude or adult jokes would fly over Kids heads anyway, but if you aren’t comfortable answering questions, then maybe it’s best you don’t take them to the movie
@afroahmed3989
@afroahmed3989 Год назад
@@Mandy87Marie i pity the fool who takes his kid to this and of the sudden he get shot in the ear with the question " Daddy, why DR. Barbie sounds like Ken" good luck explaining that in 2 minutes
@SweetOrangeGirl
@SweetOrangeGirl Год назад
The moment they decided to say this movie was feminist, I felt my hopes being dashed.
@even1313
@even1313 Год назад
Do you really believe it would be anything but from the second it was first announced?
@SweetOrangeGirl
@SweetOrangeGirl Год назад
@@even1313 I was hoping it would be a campy movie like I heard people claim. Of course, now I feel really dumb.
@MelbourneArchviz
@MelbourneArchviz Год назад
I kept my hopes up till the last minute. I am dumb and dumberer. it's the Margot legs, my weakness.
@lightghost7524
@lightghost7524 Год назад
I didn't even bother to pirate it. Imagine consuming content made by people who hate half of society
@Michael-r3d
@Michael-r3d Год назад
I actually like cartoons like Totally Spies, reverse harems like Diabolik Lovers and stuff that is designed for girls. But Barbie is simply low iQ pink washed entertainment. Sadly, half of women are in the double digits, which is why Barbie is so popular
@psibug565
@psibug565 Год назад
I’m not sure if the people who made the Barbie Movie have ever see women skating on the broad walk along the beach in LA but Barbie is over dressed in comparison.
@MariaRodriguez-lm4fv
@MariaRodriguez-lm4fv Год назад
that was the entire point
@miscalotastuff733
@miscalotastuff733 Год назад
We dont need a patriarchy or matriarchy. We need adults. Adults who understand that some adults cant have kids. Adults who work together. That is what we need.
@734ch3r
@734ch3r Год назад
Fun fact: women are children. That's why we are in the shit we're in.
@Michael-r3d
@Michael-r3d Год назад
Human nature is matriarchal by default
@martoncsepregi7099
@martoncsepregi7099 Год назад
I prefer a Galadriarchy
@InlandDiscoEmpire
@InlandDiscoEmpire Год назад
@@Michael-r3d No it isn't.
@InlandDiscoEmpire
@InlandDiscoEmpire Год назад
No, we NEED patriarchy. A REAL one.
@cassiopeia21
@cassiopeia21 Год назад
Isn't it hilarious how barbie is supposed to be an unattainable and unrealistic body standard for women. Yet in the film, barbie is played by a real woman. While Ken is given a body suit/enhanced abs. Wonderful.
@mashrafi157
@mashrafi157 Год назад
Barbie is almost Rey levels of patriarchy smashing
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
So she’s attacking a strawman created to project the privilege of heterosexual women onto Gay Men.
@rosiecatbandit
@rosiecatbandit Год назад
I'm a woman, have been for 50 years. I'm sorry that some women are horrible to men. This movie is banned in my house ❤
@animachainzvideoz5921
@animachainzvideoz5921 Год назад
What is surprising is that people thought it wouldn't be a woke dumpster fire.
@vespenegas261
@vespenegas261 Год назад
The marketing was veeeery clever. You should see it if you love/hate Barbie. Thankfully actors started running their mouths about how stunning and brave the movie was wich discouraged a portion of people of watching the thing on the opening week. Now, after reviews came up, it's up to "modern audiences" not to let Barbie flop.
@gigiizzy5651
@gigiizzy5651 Год назад
​@vespenegas261 A lot of us honestly thought they were just running their mouths, and it wouldn't actually be a feminist movie. Oh boy, how wrong we were. Wokest film of the decade.
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
And the careers of everybody involved with this movie at every level. #BoycottBarbie #LiberateMen #LiberateKen
@tomasvalach6975
@tomasvalach6975 Месяц назад
Oi have you seen the movie? I saw it twice in the cinema and I loved ittttttt I don't think it's woke i think the opposite! Its making fun of the fourth plus wave of feminism
@docblade3270
@docblade3270 Год назад
I am feeling more related to Ken's situation than Barbie's...
@geeebuttersnap2433
@geeebuttersnap2433 Год назад
Yeah, he’s the real hero of the movie. Poor guy gets beat in the end. Movie had a unhappy ending where the villain wins.
@docblade3270
@docblade3270 Год назад
@@geeebuttersnap2433 The worst is that doesn't seems SHE is a villain, more like the evil creators of that story are the villains, using the characters to project their hate!
@lordofthecookie8555
@lordofthecookie8555 Год назад
Honestly yeah. I didn't even notice most of the woke stuff since I was too busy rooting for Ken. The movie actually pointed out lot of the problems with the woke portrayal of men. Ken feels underappreciated, he is always second to Barbie, nobody really cares about him because Barbie is better. And then as all the Kens unite after the fight and sing together was a great moment imo. The bro energy was high Too bad the movie goes right back to downplaying them and putting the Barbies on a pedestal.
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
Then it was all for nothing, which makes it a bad movie. Remake it with a completely different cast, zero TQ+ inclusion/propaganda of any kind, and a victory for the real hero of the movie: Ken. #BoycottBarbie #LiberateMen #LiberateKen
@sentinel-zx7mj
@sentinel-zx7mj Год назад
​@@lordofthecookie8555 #JusticeForKen
@jimmerhardy
@jimmerhardy Год назад
If this is the actual plot Mattel should seek out and fire those who green lighted the script. What an embarrassment.
@snibber
@snibber Год назад
It is. 😢
@SewTubular
@SewTubular Год назад
It looks like it's going to be a popular movie, and might even be a blockbuster financially.
@vespenegas261
@vespenegas261 Год назад
"It's budweiser time"
@tomasrosenberg3430
@tomasrosenberg3430 Год назад
It is. I saw it.
@snibber
@snibber Год назад
@@vespenegas261 Yeah, I think Mattel nees to be taught a little lesson.
@kingcosworth2643
@kingcosworth2643 Год назад
Because reality proves there is no environment more harmonious than a group of women
@thai2595
@thai2595 Год назад
😂😂😂
@Chacuarro62
@Chacuarro62 Год назад
Yes, because in barbieland, women always have been the ones to be in charge, did you pay attention to the movie?
@cynicalperson161
@cynicalperson161 Год назад
Haven't seen the movie yet but I love your commentary and sarcasm 😂
@rogermccarty783
@rogermccarty783 Год назад
Let the writers strike last forever, or at least until Hollywierd is totally bankrupt.
@InlandDiscoEmpire
@InlandDiscoEmpire Год назад
Yep, let Hollywood die.
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
It’s harder to tell which side is more out of touch in this strike.
@docblade3270
@docblade3270 Год назад
If the Kens could dominate the Barbie world in ONE day without kill or destroy anything, maybe they deserve it!
@Zodroo_Tint
@Zodroo_Tint Год назад
Agree. It is actually a pretty good achievement. I say let's see what else they can do!
@BiggieTrismegistus
@BiggieTrismegistus Год назад
Actually according to some feminist historians that's pretty much exactly what happens when a matriarchal society is faced with a patriarchal one. The former is completely swept away.
@chucklebouf5379
@chucklebouf5379 Год назад
@@BiggieTrismegistus Correct. It's biologically stupid to try and have female soldiers protect your nation. And if you let a group of second class citizens be your soldiers 100% of the time one of them will eventually ask 'wait, why aren't we in charge?'. The end result is that in humans men control nations whether explicitly or implicitly (a matriarchy is possible if defended by like-minded men, usually only for a time though) as a matter of biological reality. That said that doesn't make the resulting structures patriarchies, because women tend to dominate social affairs and unlike what they write feminist r*pe fantasies men are actually hard wired to give a shit about them so no society has ever even been close to the Handmaid's Tale.
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
You can’t even spell the word “feminist” without “men.” You can’t even spell “she” and “they” without “he.”
@wrmusic8736
@wrmusic8736 Год назад
notice how the world, which Kens ruled, became violent only because women manipulated them into trying to kill each other. What a message
@deadschooled
@deadschooled Год назад
I lost it at “until she became a Ghostbuster” 😂
@geeebuttersnap2433
@geeebuttersnap2433 Год назад
Ken is the real hero of this picture, but the bad guy (Barbie) wins in the end and all kens end up living as prisoners in a tyrannical society.
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
Time to stage a nationwide protest against this movie. I want every theater, showing it to be shut down along with the studio that made it. Everybody involved in this debacle needs to be arrested and imprisoned for inciting hatred and terrorism against men. #BoycottBarbie #LiberateMen #LiberateKen
@mamv80
@mamv80 Год назад
How amazing, this movie looks Soo stunning and brave that I wouldn't dare show up in the cinema with my patriarchal face
@TheUninspiredReviewer
@TheUninspiredReviewer Год назад
Smashing the patriarchy, one review at a time! Props to you Woke Critic ;)
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
The patriarchy is a myth created by the straightriarchy to project the privilege of heterosexual women onto Gay MEN.
@pdjinne65
@pdjinne65 Год назад
The only things that get smashed in this movie are open doors...
@hiim4212
@hiim4212 Год назад
Omg everything is so fucking woke I can’t not watch the movie without it pandering to my belief. I need the movie to do that so my little week heart won’t break. Boo Hoo 😭
@thebatman4279
@thebatman4279 Год назад
​​@@hiim4212he 'why so mad?' insult collapses when you realise the whole film is about a woman crying because of me and being a hopeless victim. Don't throw stones in glass houses
@hiim4212
@hiim4212 Год назад
@thebatman4279 where tho, it’s literally a Barbie movie but pg-13 are y’all actually this mad lol
@albogypsy2842
@albogypsy2842 Год назад
Female doctors and lawyers? Wow if only we have this in our world....
@herowither12354
@herowither12354 Год назад
Funniest part is, the movie has a female doctor in the real world, solely there to make Ken look dumb.
@dcpack
@dcpack Год назад
So, no barbie plumbers, barbie electricians, barbie HVAC techs, in barbie land?
@geeebuttersnap2433
@geeebuttersnap2433 Год назад
No, somehow all that stuff just exists without any explanation or need to repair or maintain it.
@albogypsy2842
@albogypsy2842 Год назад
Barbie miners? Nah, that's male privilege.
@anttam117
@anttam117 Год назад
My favorite part of this movie was when everyone shut the fuck up, the credits rolled, and we all walked quietly back home…
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
My favorite part of the movie will be when the studio that perpetuated it is shut down and every copy of it is burned in a bonfire.
@sushioishii8950
@sushioishii8950 Год назад
Another movie to prove that when women can be men, then they are their best women.
@ladyphoenixgrey3923
@ladyphoenixgrey3923 Год назад
Knowing they originally wanted Amy Schumer for the role of Barbie told me everything I needed to know about this movie. No spanx.
@savioblanc
@savioblanc Год назад
I think the only reason Margot was cast cos she's prettier than Schumer but espouses the same feminist cringe Schumer espouses
@iwriteseoarticlesin12hours25
Jesus........
@ArkhamsAngel13
@ArkhamsAngel13 Год назад
Hahahahaha!!!that last part cracked me up!!I literally laughed the entirety of writing this comment!
@cheery-hex
@cheery-hex Год назад
@@savioblanc that's not true. Schumer pulled out b/c at the time she thought the script wasn't feminist enough
@SewTubular
@SewTubular Год назад
The Amy Schumer Barbie movie had a different story. I think it was about fat-acceptance. But not enough people backed the project.
@silverscorpio24
@silverscorpio24 Год назад
The beginning scene of the babies being ruthlessly destroyed describes Hollywood perfectly.
@RedRoseSeptember22
@RedRoseSeptember22 Год назад
It was disturbing to say in the least.
@SewTubular
@SewTubular Год назад
In case you haven't figured it out yet, that scene was an homage to Stanley Kubrick's 2001 : A Space Oddity ( and it illustrated the effect of the introduction of Barbie on the doll world, girls could now play as adult women )
@silverscorpio24
@silverscorpio24 Год назад
@@SewTubular No shit Sherlock. More subtley, it spotlights just how much disdain Hollywood producers and writers have for children, childhood, and motherhood. Guess you didn't catch that.
@elemperadordemexico
@elemperadordemexico Год назад
Very kosher
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
Look up who invented Barbie dolls. Also look up her indictment in the 1970s.
@anabanana0101
@anabanana0101 Год назад
How can anyone think that putting men down like this is what feminism is about 😊
@shadowpriest2574
@shadowpriest2574 Год назад
Because it is?
@madmax5841
@madmax5841 Год назад
@@shadowpriest2574 OP was sarcastic
@shadowpriest2574
@shadowpriest2574 Год назад
@@madmax5841 It seems so, but in my defense, it did not have the smiley emoji when I replied.
@kdblack617
@kdblack617 Год назад
The woke critic isn’t woke enough because there is a trans Barbie in this movie hari nef plays doctor Barbie
@geeebuttersnap2433
@geeebuttersnap2433 Год назад
I read that name as Hary nards. Lol
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
There is nothing woke about eugenics, especially when gay men are the target, even more so gay men of color.
@CharleneOrtizTraining
@CharleneOrtizTraining Год назад
What's so stupid is how they portray them getting gawked at in Santa Monica. I lived in LA for 9 years and there's so many weirdos there that no one would even give them a second glance much less openly make fun of them.
@jaxkommish
@jaxkommish Год назад
FYI - Mrs Greta G is also tapped as the leader for Netflix's treatment of the Chronicles of Narnia, if you were hoping there was any property from your youth that would go quietly without being violated
@geeebuttersnap2433
@geeebuttersnap2433 Год назад
And she wants to take aslan out of the story because he’s too similar to Jesus.
@hackerj23
@hackerj23 Год назад
@@geeebuttersnap2433please no
@phoebea
@phoebea Год назад
At least they're making it easier to identify which films to skip. They just put their names all over it. Currently on my do not watch list are films written/produced/supervised by: Kathleen Kennedy, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Greta Gerwig, Jessica Gao, Mindy Kaling, Patty Jenkins, JJ Abrams, Rian Johnson, Patrick McKay, John D. Payne, and now Margot Robbie.
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
I’m not watching any new movies unless they are made by Gay Republicans.
@ReinoldFZ
@ReinoldFZ Год назад
Almost perfect... almost. If not by the sympathetic Will Ferrell this movie would have the perfect casting of woke preachers: Margot Robbie Birds of Prey "yeah, it’s definitely less male gaze-y;" Ryan Gosling of denying the U.S. flag for the U.S. achievement of getting people to the moon; Simu Liu the first Asian ever in movies. Kudos to them for being cast in the most anticipated movie of the millennium 🙌
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
Pull this fucking movie from circulation permanently and arrest everybody involved with it. I’m not even kidding about this. Even the PAs.
@alexman2140
@alexman2140 Год назад
You would have to pay me the entire movie's budget to see it.
@InlandDiscoEmpire
@InlandDiscoEmpire Год назад
Same
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
You couldn’t pay me to see this.
@Landon3567
@Landon3567 Год назад
I watch this movie in person at the theaters and I regret buying a ticket to this
@hashiramasayan162
@hashiramasayan162 Год назад
Props for them though atleast barbie is still blonde.
@tunit5934
@tunit5934 Год назад
So the moral of the story is bros before hoes
@wakyblarg
@wakyblarg Год назад
I'm so happy I found your channel, lol.
@grandmufftwerkin9037
@grandmufftwerkin9037 Год назад
Barbie will be one of the most movies ever seen.
@idkidk8278
@idkidk8278 Год назад
?
@grandmufftwerkin9037
@grandmufftwerkin9037 Год назад
​@@idkidk8278 No movie this year will be as movie as Barbie.
@basilgolightly
@basilgolightly Год назад
@@grandmufftwerkin9037the most Barbie movie ever
@wahn10
@wahn10 Год назад
Yes it will be the most movie of all movies. Sooooo movie we'll be amazed.
@lumbagoboi1649
@lumbagoboi1649 Год назад
Barbie is, hands down, one of the movies of all time
@buccaneercat
@buccaneercat Год назад
Figured this movie would be the most toxic excuse of a film, didn’t know it’d be this bad. Holy crap!
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
This is infinitely worse than *Velma* without even changing her race.
@Panzer_Runner
@Panzer_Runner Год назад
I watch every movie with Ryan Gosling in it But this one is an exception
@Michael-r3d
@Michael-r3d Год назад
Gosling is so mediocre
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
So is Will Ferrell, frankly. No one in this film has my respect.
@Redbio77
@Redbio77 Год назад
Me with my toxic masculinity choose to watch Oppenheimer, god damn
@brudereinherjer1593
@brudereinherjer1593 Год назад
I have the feeling this "smashing the patriarchy" thing is just a big joke now, like: let's make our movie so woke and so misandristic, it goes right back to being funny like "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" But I think I'm giving Hollywood too much credit.
@geeebuttersnap2433
@geeebuttersnap2433 Год назад
They would need a sense of humor to understand just how ridiculous they are to the point of satire. Which they don’t have. They’re dead serious.
@SubZero-hs9xc
@SubZero-hs9xc Год назад
That is the point
@doktorarkham1439
@doktorarkham1439 Год назад
I literally can’t stomach even this satirical summary. So heavy handed and in your face. The scary part is it seems to be getting a warm reception.
@InlandDiscoEmpire
@InlandDiscoEmpire Год назад
People are $tupid.
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
Only from bigots. #BoycottBarbie #LiberateMen #LiberateKen
@InlandDiscoEmpire
@InlandDiscoEmpire Год назад
@@Weyland_Punani Lol, seriously though lol. To be fair, there are A LOT of blue-pilled guys conditioned HARD. I luckily got red-pilled before ever having a GF, was partly the same when younger like a BOY. Was sort of a feminist by default because society kind of told me it was the "correct" belief lol. So A LOT of men are still blindly operating on that notion. But yeah, women are evil.
@forlornhauntedghost
@forlornhauntedghost Год назад
​@@Weyland_Punaniso are all women evil, no exception? Men can be pretty evil too you know. We have bad men and bad women and there are good men and good women out there
@tonynew3047
@tonynew3047 Год назад
I thought it was very well done. 5 stars
@Bleen76
@Bleen76 Год назад
Damn! They had a perfect opportunity to do the anti woke thing in this movie but they blew it. Thank you Woke Critic for the heads up. I appreciate you
@haitolawrence5986
@haitolawrence5986 Год назад
'It's just a piece of plastic.' - Newt.
@janruudschutrups9382
@janruudschutrups9382 Год назад
10:34 "...and reclaim the senate." lol XD 12:03 "...a real appointment with a real abor...*sorry* gynaecologist!"
@bastianogr4960
@bastianogr4960 Год назад
I'd love to see a world where women do everything men used to do. Where men can just sit back and take care of the house. It would be a multi-level disaster, but I'd be the first one to sign up. Just to watch the world burn.
@adamj.cuthbert7528
@adamj.cuthbert7528 Год назад
In The End of This Day's Business by Katharine Burdekin, women do everything that men used to do. Men, meanwhile, are illiterate, ignorant idiots who are treated no better than animals. The only reason men still exist is because women can't self-reproduce. The point of the novel was to criticise the idea of a matriarchy, while calling out feminism as a "grudge" against men.
@Always-Hustle
@Always-Hustle Год назад
Stunning and brave... So glad we have a movie like Barbie calling out men. I mean what have men ever done for the world? I'm waiting. lol
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
*South Barf* is part of the problem. #BoycottBarbie #LiberateMen #LiberateKen
@shakezula3316
@shakezula3316 Год назад
they created evil
@alliwantforchristmas_
@alliwantforchristmas_ Год назад
they have done a lot but so have women, that’s the point of the movie, Is that men and women should be equal.
@chazschaefer7525
@chazschaefer7525 Год назад
Good thing we have a true honest critic on RU-vid. I thought this was going to be a conservative movie full of blasphemy… Now I know it is a woke masterpiece. Thank you woke critic for opening my eyes, my mind and my wallet to see this glorious movie.
@InlandDiscoEmpire
@InlandDiscoEmpire Год назад
The sarcasm lol.
@shakezula3316
@shakezula3316 Год назад
@@InlandDiscoEmpiresarcasm? haha you’re funny 😄
@InlandDiscoEmpire
@InlandDiscoEmpire Год назад
@@shakezula3316 Did you not watch the video? Of course you didn't lol.
@shakezula3316
@shakezula3316 Год назад
@@InlandDiscoEmpire 😃I did! and the woke critic said exactly what we all were thinking. Barbie was truly MIRACULOUS. Truly a stunning and brave movie with an uplifting message that empowers queens and girl bosses everywhere. really got me with it’s message, no movie messages harder than this one. when they smashed those baby dolls to pieces I was shooketh, I hollered “YOU GO GIRL” at the screen and the entire theater clapped 😍💅
@marcusclark1339
@marcusclark1339 Год назад
i'm legit upset this movie is that terrible, it had such a easy chance to do well and wastes it, they had all the right elements the irony of Ken one upping Barbie and taking over BY HIMSELF really shows the falsehood of matriarchy in their minds a singular man can destroy everything they built up CASUALLY IN A DAY, that is hilarious - like they self snitched on their own ineptitude the fact the message is keep guys downtrodden to stop them from usurping them again really is telling to how they really feel god this movie is trash
@ChocolatePink29
@ChocolatePink29 Год назад
I hadn't thought about it that way, but you're totally right. Makes it even more hilarious that this movie is so dumb and clueless about its "message". They want so much to praise women, that they end up doing the exact opposite.
@Manatouille
@Manatouille Год назад
I think this is the first pseudo-feminist woke movie this year that won’t flop, and that’s because it’s targeted to women. That audience won’t be disgusted with the blatant agenda and may actually think it’s kinda funny. The problem is when this exact same agenda is shoehorned in movies targeted to men…
@lightghost7524
@lightghost7524 Год назад
Women masturbate to the strangest things. Like this film
@InlandDiscoEmpire
@InlandDiscoEmpire Год назад
It'll drop after the second week, watch.
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
There need to be protests at every movie theater showing this movie. Every single one. #BoycottBarbie #LiberateMen #LiberateKen
@randyjones3050
@randyjones3050 Год назад
If history has demonstrated anything it is that women loved being told they are pratically perfect in every way and that boys are stupid and exist only to serve women. Therefore this movie will probably make money unfortunately.
@themanwhosoldtheworld2125
@themanwhosoldtheworld2125 Год назад
You can't trust Rotten Tomatoes audience score anymore, this got a 91 and elemental as well. Seems like metacritic is the only good one left
@kingcosworth2643
@kingcosworth2643 Год назад
Ever since Captain Marvel Rotten Tomatoes has been doctoring the scores
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
Any critic who hated Mario and liked Barbie is an anti-male bigot and should be fired and arrested.
@nemoleamzi3172
@nemoleamzi3172 Год назад
11:13 "..., just like women in the real senate" got me so hard.
@Lelldorin84
@Lelldorin84 Год назад
So whats stopping the Kens from just running back in and claiming control the next time the barbies go to the beach for a few hours?
@lexnight8345
@lexnight8345 Год назад
... probably they get a lot of puss behind the closed doors. I mean I never meet more sexualy frustrated women that those working class ... having men at their feet is a dream , no dating, no meetings, no strings , just get the fun.
@velium365
@velium365 Год назад
They were too buck broken into submission to do anything and they end up crying together like (((real men))) do and have to beg the Barbies to give them at least ONE position in their government. Yes, that's exactly what happens in the film.
@paulwee1924dus
@paulwee1924dus Год назад
What if they combined This Barbie movie with Indiana Jones and the dial of Diapers? Klaus Barbie likes it.
@sandi25_25
@sandi25_25 Год назад
And if the ships sinks - it is "Women first", and if the Soldiers called to war - it is "Men first"...
@RaulGarfias
@RaulGarfias Год назад
Men were (and are) honored to do those things if necessary. And women were (and are) grateful and respectful for that, and also help, in their own ways (like heal the wounded, sometimes fight too, make sacrifices, etc), to team up with men for the better of society. But this is a divisive crap disguised as satire. No thanks.
@blackdynamite_5470
@blackdynamite_5470 Год назад
That Ryan Gosling 1 braincell comment hurt cause it might be true
@Kituchxy
@Kituchxy Год назад
Ok look, I'm a straight regular guy myself, and I am feeling EXAUSTED and almost INSULTED that ppl r going to a point where they close their minds enough to still think this movie is "Feminist Garbage" after watching the ending of this film. I am INSULTED!!!!!!! It is a DISRESPECT to CINEMA. It infuriates me how much pol these days r so obsessed w social media ideologies and memes and etc... To the point that they're willing to watch a FULL MOVIE only to Completly miss what the movie was actually made for, and then, DARING to BLAME THE MOVIE for being something that it's EXACTLY AGAINST. It is DISGUSTING to me. It's like saying that "Beauty and the Beast" is a movie about Jugding People By their appearence, and calling it a "Superficial Garbage". It is EXACTLY THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ppl aren't willing to take the time to ACTUALLY understand and ANALYSE a modern movie with THEIR OWN BRAINS... NO! Society made us tired of wokeness so now less just leave the analysing part to SOCIAL MEDIA. You don't have to be a SMARTASS to understand that this movie is a SATIRYCAL COMEDY, which means, Every polotical subject that it's gonna contain explicitly in, WILL BE A SUBJECT THAT THE MOVIE IS CRITIQUING! IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!!!! U just have to use UR OWN BRAIN and analyse it with UR OWN OPINION regarlessly of what Social Media Reports say. It's THAT SIMPLE. The fact that some ppl r watching Barbie untill the end and can't understand that it's a movie that Uses both Feminism and Patriarchy, to MOCK IT, while the movie is MORE THAN EXPLICIT abt it, Genuenly BLOW MY MIND!!!!!!!!!! It actually makes me feel quiet Hopeless tbh. It males me feel like us Humans in General are becoming the most DUMBASS BEINGS ON EARTH bc of having everything Too Easy for us. It's insanely FROSTRATING how some ppl just CANNOT appreciate GOOD CINEMA just bc of the Times it's being made (A.K.A. Barbie). And yk what, I hope this movie makes a WHOLE LOTTA MONEY, I hope pll who watched it amd liked it will rewatch it countless times (I for sure will) and I hope it gets TONS of Oscar Noms and WINS majority of them. Maybe it could make some ppl actually give it try and use their Brain-Cells, without Social Media Influence. I actually expected ppl to finally stop being pessimistic abt cinema with this movie, that they would actually see how good cinema STILL EXISTS and how AMAZING it is, but no, what was I thinking, silly me! Agreeing with Social Media Moovements is more important. If this continues going on, one day cinema will End Completely, and we're gonna look back at this time and see all the amazing movies we decided to SHIT ON, JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT, like this one, and we'll say "Well, those were actually pretty good movies. Those actually made some history!" But it will be too late, bc we didn't enjoy the last good movies while we still had them... Why? Bc SOCIAL MEDIA CREATED A TREND MOVEMENT AGAINST POST COVID MOVIES😑😑😑😑😑
@amem3149
@amem3149 Год назад
What's your problem everyone can have there own opinion beta boy
@MsEldorado
@MsEldorado Год назад
Oh, come on. Please don't tell me you've missed the obvious satirical layer of this film... The ending makes it clear that the way Barbie Land functioned before the "Ken revolution" wasn't perfect either and that there should be more balance in their society as well. And the final scene was hilarious, it summed up how much of a satire this whole movie is.
@dave3657
@dave3657 Год назад
They are following the toy line pretty accurately. Think about Ken, he’s just Ken. No astronaut Ken, or Policeman Ken, or even daddy Ken to pregnant Barbie. 🧑🏼 When my cousin played with her Barbies, I brought out my G.I. Joe, he beat up Ken and bedded Barbie. 😂
@fionnaitsradag5152
@fionnaitsradag5152 Год назад
Actually, there was an astronaut Ken, Doctor Ken, etc.
@chucklebouf5379
@chucklebouf5379 Год назад
Ken has had lots of different jobs in the toys, same as Barbie. Not as many as her of course, but he has them.
@gigiizzy5651
@gigiizzy5651 Год назад
It could be a funny story where Ken try and fail to be something more. But they HAD to hit uou in the head with the whole "patriarchy" thing and non subtle speeches about frminism.
@PsychoRavager
@PsychoRavager Год назад
People saying this "isn't woke" are the same people who still think The Boys is a show that's neutral and "mocks everyone". And that, everyone, is how Hollywood keeps on winning even with all of its definitive losses lately. They'll always find a way to game the audience and pull them back in... either through deceptive marketing strategies or a false version of "subtlety". They'll poke fun at themselves only to feign self-awareness and to devise a shield so they can say exactly what they really want to say. Seeing the long line for Barbie yesterday just made me lose even more hope (how little left of it anyway) I had for humanity.
@reek4062
@reek4062 Год назад
ok snowflake. I'm sorry that a barbie film made you feel insecure. Hollywood should care aboot your very masculine feelings
@bleachdiet559
@bleachdiet559 Год назад
@@reek4062 Defending women's honor on the internet won't get you laid, son
@reek4062
@reek4062 Год назад
@@bleachdiet559 Unfortunately, I'm unable to get laid. I miss something.
@ottobaron6392
@ottobaron6392 Год назад
So once the Barbie's reclaim their world, the only values Kens have, is as a group of Epsilons. What a brave new world.
@CommDante
@CommDante Год назад
Don't forget your soma. 🤣
@hermitcard4494
@hermitcard4494 Год назад
Keep the master class reviews 😂 I bet you're hyped for Snow Brown and the 7 weirdos as much as we are for your reviews 😂
@JO-qn8gy
@JO-qn8gy Год назад
Snow Brown and a Single Dwarf thanks to Peter Dickhead and his big fat mouth 😂
@thebatman4279
@thebatman4279 Год назад
Caramel Brown and the Seven Individuals of Normal Height 😮
@Shrekster5E
@Shrekster5E Год назад
Women are doctors and lawyers in our world too. Then they leave these positions at 45 and desperately try to be mothers.
@acutelilmint8035
@acutelilmint8035 Год назад
Right😂 and actually those fields are dominated by women including judges and kawyers
@lexnight8345
@lexnight8345 Год назад
​@@acutelilmint8035of course they are... I had a friend at law school ... 1 year 200 people - 4th year 50 graduated ... 40 women and 10 men.
@ChocolatePink29
@ChocolatePink29 Год назад
They literally showed a woman doctor in the real world, Ken talked to her. But the movie is so dumb that they didn't even realise their contradictions (nor the hypocrisy)
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
*Garfield* already did it.
@Shrekster5E
@Shrekster5E Год назад
@@ChocolatePink29 I was thinking about something like that. In the movie they show Ken meeting with the real world female doctor and being bigoted and misogynistic, acting as if he wanted "a real doctor, a man!". But that would be a very unrealistic, if not impossible, thing for Ken to say. He lived his entire life in Barbieland only knowing the existence of woman doctors! As far as Ken knows, only women can be doctors. It makes no sense for Ken to find it weird/wrong for a woman do be doctor, when in Barbieland ALL doctors are woman.
@Johnsmith-ko9yj
@Johnsmith-ko9yj Год назад
Written by bitter misandrists.
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
Identifying as anything other than a man is a form of misandry at this point. The W word became hate speech the day Helen Reddy died.
@clemsch90
@clemsch90 Год назад
Wrong, written by strong, independent women.
@vanyakalinka8305
@vanyakalinka8305 Год назад
@@clemsch90 delulu
@alexfriedman918
@alexfriedman918 Год назад
And then Fleabag, Ariel, Wendy, and Barbie all become OnlyFans “content creators” together, and each of them died alone, their bodies eaten by dozens of cats, before anyone discovered them! The (happy) end…
@KatusBellitus
@KatusBellitus Год назад
happy end .. for cats
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
Twist ending: the cats who eat them get fed to ALF.
@jorijoestar4998
@jorijoestar4998 Год назад
This is ghost busters 2016 all over again 😢😢 i wanted this to be good.
@adamj.cuthbert7528
@adamj.cuthbert7528 Год назад
The comic book Ghostbusters: Answer the Call showed what the 2016 movie could've been, and certainly realised the potential of the characters. The women have to face a ghost, who makes them experience their greatest fears. So Holtzmann's greatest fear is to live in a world of conformity and blind obedience. Patty's greatest fear is being left alone, which explains why she needs the friendship of the group. And they lose the first time. The ghost didn't kill them because, as Holtzmann points out, he didn't see them as a threat. The story allowed the women to be portrayed with weaknesses, which they overcome by working as a team. It was actually really good.
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
That sounds like a story actually worthy of the name Ghostbusters. The movie just gave us queef jokes, the objectification of men, and a pointless extended cut that just makes it longer, not better, with one of the most superfluous, clumsily staged musical numbers since the invention of talkies.
@Landon3567
@Landon3567 Год назад
Honestly ghost busters movie is better than the new Barbie movie lol
@waltercruz6560
@waltercruz6560 Год назад
Regarding what happens at 4:46, I would love for the makers of this movie to show me where in Los Ángeles is there a construction site with that many white construction workers. Any one who has lived in LA for a long time would confirm that construction workers in that city are 95% Hispanic. So much for representation. I have to give them credit though for at least throwing in a black guy.
@JeepnJesusFreak
@JeepnJesusFreak Год назад
So… let me get this straight? In “Barbie World”, the Barbie’s (or, the women) hold all the positions of power, as well as all the positions period, BUT Ken doesn’t understand there being female doctors? In Barbie World, doctors, lawyers, the president, and EVERYONE are women, but.. Ken is shocked… by a female Dr. Alright. That’s not an impressively gargantuan plot hole at all.
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
Buster and Babs Bunny fell through a literal plot hole in *Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Summer Vacation,* and that still made more sense!
@777Rowen
@777Rowen Год назад
Dammit! All I wanted was a fun Barbie movie! Not modern feminism that’s misangerist, or however you spell it nonsense. Ugh 😩 🤦‍♀️
@Michael-r3d
@Michael-r3d Год назад
I'm a Barbie girl In a Barbie world Eating plastic, it's fantastic You can sniff my hair Worship my underwear, Masturbation, it is my creation
@jdove6883
@jdove6883 Год назад
YAY for KEN! YOU GO KEN! And make Barbie your bitch!
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
If it wasn’t for men, there would be no such thing as wokeness. Marx was a man.
@flyingfish7787
@flyingfish7787 Год назад
Ken deserves much better than Barbie. They can leave the Barbies with Barbie land alone, while they all move out to the real world to find someone treated them as humans.
@OveToranger
@OveToranger Год назад
"I don't mind oppression, I just want to be the oppressor" - Barbie, 2023 (probably)
@DarkTider
@DarkTider Год назад
For a second, I thought they would do something really intelligent with ken confronting Barbie about equal rights and then ending on barbieland being a place with room for both men and women and working together and respecting both genders after learning neither extreme is right..... Movie; "Nice wholesome message, I'll use it as toilet paper!"
@randyjones3050
@randyjones3050 Год назад
I'm guessing the feminist writers thought they were making a 'stunning and brave' statement at the end by saying they were going to treat the Ken dolls the same way women are allegedly treated in the real world. However, I don't think that messaging is being interpreted by audiences in the way it was intended.
@veriveryluvr
@veriveryluvr Год назад
that’s kinda what i was expecting too. they both apologized to each other, but it still feels like there’s this ginormous elephant in the room that everyone is avoiding. even though the real world is messed up, barbieland couldve represent what we could strive for. i would’ve liked that much better, because even though i enjoyed the movie, i left the movie theater with a heavy heart lol. even though ofc it’s just satire, i think an ending of pure understanding and compromise would’ve been sweet.
@idkidk8278
@idkidk8278 Год назад
Zac Efron would have made a way better and hotter Ken than Ryan gosling
@afroahmed3989
@afroahmed3989 Год назад
Ryan Gosling was specifically chosen for this role , he's the " literally me" Icon after all
@basilgolightly
@basilgolightly Год назад
@@afroahmed3989 Pretty sure he’s going to loose quite a lot of respect among guys after this.
@rumfordc
@rumfordc Год назад
@@basilgolightly pretty sure ryan gosling fans have no respect to lose. they are fans out of projection, not respect.
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
He can’t lose what he never had. I actively hate him now.
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
Garrett Clayton should’ve gotten the part. Stop giving lead roles to the oppressor classes. Gay rights is Men’s Liberation! #BoycottBarbie #LiberateMen #LiberateKen
@slyjester3315
@slyjester3315 Год назад
No wonder why they kept the plot hidden as long as they possibly could
@senholto419
@senholto419 Год назад
I've seen Oppenheimer for the 5th time today here in Ireland. I hope to fly to London to watch it a few more times on the BFI Southbank big screen in the coming weekends. Barbie has done incredibly well in white skinned countries. Oppenheimer has actually surpassed Barbie's box office in Turkey, Hong Kong and India. Oppenheimer has also surpassed the box office sales of the highest grossing film in the history of Graumann's Chinese Theatre in L.A. - Star Wars - The Force Awakens. Oppenheimer has grossed $1.5 million after only three weeks, something The Force Awakens could only do in 15 weeks. Its worth noting that Oppenheimer is an R rated movie in the States and elsewhere, rated 15 in most of Europe and thus not released to the same audience numbers as Barbie. Additionally, its an hour, 5 minutes longer than Barbie. Given all of this, I reckon Oppenheimer is the quiet winner of the two. Finally, we have yet to hear if Oppenheimer will open in Japan and we know it will open in China on the 15th of August 2023. Additionally, the film's IMAX run has been extended in some theatres.
@clawofthefallen
@clawofthefallen Год назад
Even as a parody it seems like a petty and bitter parody. Like a "for kids" version of the SCUM Manifesto.
@InlandDiscoEmpire
@InlandDiscoEmpire Год назад
Because it is petty and bitter lol
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
Fight back with a “for kids“ version of the NO MA’AM manifesto.
@attlue
@attlue Год назад
I love how the matriarch land of Barbie's 'struggles' pale in comparison to the real world problems men have to deal with.
@brandon5012
@brandon5012 Год назад
Stunning and Brave
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
Keep telling yourself that regurgitating propaganda from a show produced by a division of Viacom did anything to stop this. #BoycottBarbie #LiberateMen #LiberateKen
@gardogodinez6621
@gardogodinez6621 Год назад
🎶C'mon Barbie Patriarchy! Ah Ah Yeah!🎶
@axelhopfinger533
@axelhopfinger533 Год назад
Now i kinda wish it was possible to burn movies like plastic dolls.
@Attmay
@Attmay Год назад
Don’t give Disney any ideas or they will take you up on your worst ones.
@obviouspresmaga
@obviouspresmaga Год назад
The Last Jedi but for women... that's equality in modern Hollywood times
@UndesignatedFellow
@UndesignatedFellow Год назад
This is literally just picked from a Tumbler fanfic.
@quantumIO
@quantumIO Год назад
As a white guy guy I start my morning routine by yelling at myself for being so privileged and punching my face with my own fist "THANK YOU, SIR! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?" I just hope I can bring emotional reparations to all who have have had to encounter my existence.
@InlandDiscoEmpire
@InlandDiscoEmpire Год назад
Lol, honestly man. I don't know what leftists and woke zombies want to fix the realities in their heads, but even that's not good enough for them.
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