Bard guide but it's a meme 

:o

Next, a comprehensive guide to every single portal possible in ARAM.

There is ONE THING you didn't teach about in this video. If you start the game by pathing bot, your first two chimes will spawn botside and you can then invade. If you start by pathing directly from botside jungle, it can spawn on mid and you potentially just lost a chime to narnia land. Another thing is bonus style. If you zhonyas right after pressing W, it looks like you are waving at your team like the silly goofball bard is and that is cool.

Thank you for being an excellent meme-model, poly. I also hate you because I can't quit the game thanks to how fun bard is.

My only problem with this guide is that I'm never using more than one active item lol

this is not a meme....this is a DOCUMENTARY!

"Unfortunately I can't cook with both hands" Is an iconic line

7:58 Really sad you didn't go for... "Sometimes just simple misdirection is enough to get out of a *bard* situation"

bard, sitting in zhonyas in baron pit like "do what you must, as i have already won"

Funny how literally every OTP plays Bard differently with the same outcome

If you have the chance to smite challenge the enemy jungler early on with spellbook, that's more mentally draining on them than a double baron steal. Before 8 minutes, a buff steal is basically a dragon soul's worth of grief to them

another fun gimmick is that if an enemy tries to get executed by a tower and bard uses his ult at the right time (when the tower shot is currently flying towards the enemy) he can ult just the tower and have the execute count as his kill

how tf did someone comment 6 hours ago

i started playing bard 2 years ago from u, with spellbook (i even got the token for challenger stealing objectives) i could never thank u enough for the fun i had thank you poly

Thanks for inspiring me to play Bard again! ^^

This made my day so much better, Poly you are awesome

Now I can troll my rankeds with solid arguments

I'm surprised you didn't mention the Q tech when you're using ult on an enemy behind a minion wave. AKA hitting a minion wave + an enemy champ that's behind a bundled up few of minions, and then firing your Q to exactly overlap with the minion in the back so you can stun the champion behind them. I like to call it the Snipe-Tech.

floowed this guide went 1st game with bard got s :) ty poli

The one inch portal can also be used as a stun : After a teamfight me and an ally played in the enemy bard's portal, Then we both died coz we could not dodge the 1 HP Lux' Lazer.

8:29 honestly this was so poetic it brought tears to my eyes

Ever since the last guide, I've loved going piano bard (spellbook), and I'm not changing a single thing about it.

i clicked in thinking it'd be another 2 min meme guide, but its actually 16 MINUTES AND HAS USEFUL INFO!?

Hey i'm main bard and i'm learing a lot from this video so thank you a lot for sharing. There is a tech from spellbook you didn't mention which i usually use, that's swap to teleport when enemy jg start moving to other lane to drop herald and using R denied it. I start used this trick recently and it's very good when your team trade early drake for herald or enemy team would have a first turret with herald.

my usual bard build is ninja tabi>NH>demonic>titanic hydra>sterak's>chemtank is this good? anyone else using this build path?

the spellbook guide was GREAT! it really makes sense now

Spare an update

Idiot me, who doesn't see the gank coming even if he has a red and 3 wards along the river, the tri-bush, the river bush, and even the enemy blue: Wow this W trick is going to save me some wards! And I will be safe in lane for early ganks! So useful! /j (it is actually a great TIP to keep in mind, should the occasion arise)

Blank space for whoever needs it... I know I do :) Have a nice time :)

Those W stacking placements tho... I see where molypuff got his lineup habits from

polypuff most poggypuff. hugest brain behavior. i hoep to one day reach your godliness. ps love ur editing style what do you use if i may ask :3c

Just watched the first minute and already lmao. Looking forward for the rest. Thank you mr content creator for saving my day!

I'm main Bard and I've just discovered that chimes spawn in circle around Bard, wow! :o

The grey scaled map, is that done in post or just how you play in game makes it very easy to see things imo

Your videos always make me want to play bard, but then I pick it and play 0/10

Guys if you didn't know you can actually use w twice in one cast. Bind a key for selfcast. while hovering your mouse on terrain use w and the binded key at the same time.

thank you for this incredible guide poly anyways updated bard guide when?

you missed the great chance of saying "war chimes" instead of "war crimes". meme or not, smooth brain meeps like me need to know how bard do what bard do

I don't think I've used spellbook even once in the 3 years I've played, but now I kind of wanna learn how to

Hey poly! getting into making content for another game was wondering what software you use to get the angles like you did in your intro!

I'm telling you bro, building teemo last item is pretty good since you've already scaled

7:26 is a lie, you must ALWAYS take the 1 inch portals. It's not an option

I just have 1 question. what part of this is the meme part? Oh wait nvm I get it, never ult ur teammates only ult the enemies, I see.

I wish they made bard's chime spawn at more regular intervals so I could be more certain of when it will spawn and despawn

The real question is how do I make my game look like this?

i started to hate your channel because every video you make me wanna play bard and then i go 10 lose streak.

I’m dealing with a mosquito at night rn and can’t sleep..

Always int. League players are goldfish, do one good play and they forget all int

Tbh i didnt know you can get clarity from spellbook

Remember: A bard play, without R, is just a bad play.

Legit... Bard/Zyra W are the best scouting abilities in the game.

You're the best, i love your videos and guides, so funny! ❤❤

Not talking about the 1 inch fountain portal ? Is it patched ?

I wish I wasn’t so tired, then I could read the text before it disappears

I play bard to produce Bard-ccidents. Bard-related team accidents

is it allowed to take this 100% sirious to play in ranked? :3

Thx buddy, now i can troll even more game :P

"but tbh it's too inconsistent for my taste" killed me xDD

Was the meme that this wasn't a meme and actually an informational guide?

I remember I started playing bard thanks to the meme guide years back

also, dear poly, what did you use to edit this much love, *meep noises*

Brooo, the video was too short, I was enjoying it so much :D

this is actually a very good guide, what is happening

Gordon Watching this video like 👁👄👁

Teemo is my favourite item of all time!

im gonna use this tutorial to play spellbook rakan like a rebel.

6 hrs ago first comment vid was posted few mins ago :o

I remember an old guide which Poly once said, "Hit level 3 as bard and wave your ADC goodbye forever"

im pretty sure Bard got invented for PolyPuff

This isn't a Bard guide this is a Polypuff guide

Poly puff has tempered our fate with these awesome guides

Wait till you see the full ap cho'gath eat baron at 2k hp

Great video

Fun guide, with a mix of 4fun and actual tips, I didn't know you could fake the bard Q direction with emote, gonna farm some "wp"s with that one!

Thank you for sharing your wisdom and memes OoO

I'm not sure if you have shown the fourth shrine. Hehe.

Im maining bard bro thnaks for Iron4 in two weeks

I was just looking for more ways to troll games away.

Bard feels like a smaller damage harder to play lux

only thing missing from this video is the shelly shtopper.

Ultimate Bravery Bard is just a normal bard build

ok bard has one of thee strongest level 1's in the game.

Finally I can play Bard correctly for once! ;-;

Barg jaming

thanks for the video makes me want to die a little less

Didn’t read a single word only listen great video 👍

I like to gank toplane early on after I used my ignite and swap to TP to immediately go back botlane so my ADC doesn't afk on me

3:37 It also makes your Q look like a fat fart, so theres that.

let's go polypuff bardo guide!!!

its not the size of the portal that matters. its how you use it

"there are no bad Q's, only bard Q's"💀

Just autofilled support, fuck it lets do this

the forbidden knowledge of the Bardo

Also something you can do for style points is to ult on top of you when someone jumps you and flash at the last second leaving them in the golden timeout while you portal out of there.

Cool, i feel inspired to run bard now.

YOU CAN CONTROL THE CHIMES SPAWN?

bard be gathering chimes so hard he accidentally grabs Teemo to his inventory (1:28)

I Watch you since a long time ago and you are an absolut exemple for me, as a bard main, funny and skilled, that’s What we asked for

Good stuff man. Appreciate you being a spell book enjoyer

Teemo still viable on Bard? great