Barstool Pizza Review - Chuck E Cheese's 

I die every time Dave repeatedly says “one bite, everybody knows the rules” and then continues to eat the whole damn pizza.

One weirdo in tight pants hanging out at a kids restaurant, everyone call the cops

Used to work at Chuck E. Cheese as a high school job. Dough was always made fresh as well as the ingredients. For a kids restaurant they had really good food and they would allow us to make food to eat for lunch if we wanted.

The shot of Dave sitting at the table 😂😂😂

Big line of coke in the bathroom, before the review, everyone knows the rules

"If I was a kid I'd be all in that." - Dave Portnoy 2019

When I was in high school I worked at Chuck E Cheese as a cook. They proof all the dough there and the pizzas were made fresh. They did however make us measure the ingredients so that every single pizza had the exact same amount of pepperoni, cheese and sauce. Any pizzas that were sent back were thrown out. All of the proofed dough that didn't get used at the end of the night was also thrown out. The entire kitchen is scrubbed down and cleaned extensively each night too. I liked the pizza, and didn't think it was that bad.

Dave sitting pissed off in a Chucky cheese is the best thing I've ever seen.

one amber alert.. everyone knows the rules

I didn't have Pres pegged as a skee ball guy, more of an eight ball guy

Man makes pizza reviews way more entertaining than it should be.

Love you Dave! These pizza reviews always make me so happy!!!

Thought pres had to stay 500 yards away from Chuck E. Cheese’s

One hand job from an animatronic, everyone knows the rules

I'm addicted to this darn channel. You've changed my pizza life and I cant stop watching!!! One bite at a time

Their pizza is so much better than a lot of “Fast Food” pizza companies its rediculous.

This video is a year old but I still come back to see Dave sitting at that table lmao

Feel like post quarantine Dave would give this pie at least a 7.3

Dave's honesty is what keeps me watching... it would be so easy to trash a place like Chucky's, but he gives an honest review, and that's how you know all his reviews aren't bs

I'm jealous of you Dave. I would love to go around the country trying the best pizza pies, and still staying in shape too. You rock Dave!!!

“Flarda”

Honestly that pizza looks better than any chain pizza I've ever had.

‘It’s not bad’ *Whole slice evaporated 😂

Lmao I remember asking you for years on instagram to do a Chuck E. Cheese review. This is amazing!

1:20, waiting for Chris Hansen, everybody knows the rules.

This grown man really walked into a chuck n cheese and ordered a pizza 😂

This is the best pizza review. Eats the whole slice before giving a rating. Gives a rookie score (for the kids).

Back in my Facebook days, I logged in one Saturday morning to see an old school buddy who posted, "I want to go have some fun today!" So I immediately had a snarly idea to reply with, "Go to Chuck E Cheese's if you want to have fun!" Well, that post set off a meeting between three of us at a local Chuck E Cheese's restaurant, and of course, we had to order a pizza. We were shocked at how good it was! We left there and attended a car show, which made for a nice memorable day. When I saw this video, that's what came to mind. Thanks.

Legend has it this is how the coronavirus started.

One $250 fine, everybody knows where he parked.

I remember when I was younger, Chuck E Cheese used to have some sort of deal with Pizza Hut so all of their pizzas seemed like they were Pizza Hut. But that was way back in the day.

"You see me coming on the skee ball you walk the other way" - My new go-to phrase for just about anything.

Pres spends his days doing coke and hanging out at chucky cheese. Everyone knows the rules

*_1:42_*_ "OneByErabahNoaRu."_

I went to Chuck E Cheese as an adult once thinking the pizza would be gross but it still slapped 🔥

Hilarious that of all his great pizza review videos, his visit to Chuck E Cheese is currently his most popular video

1 eight ball everyone knows the rules

Hahahahah "For florida this is 5 star dining!"

That image of Dave waiting and just staring into the abyss 1:21 is such powerful shot.

Met a buddy who was in town with his kids and wife there. Their pizza brings me back to Grand "Pree" Race-o-Rama in south florida back in the 80s, which was a true gift of the nostalgia gods.

Is he allowed to be this close to children? Legally I mean

“One bite, everyone knows the rules” *eats the entire slice*

2:32 "Frankie..." has me lol'ing

Also, that parking sign is a great background choice. It really adds

I knew he'd like it. By far my favorite pizza from childhood. The couple times a year I got to go there, I always looked forward to the pizza just as much as I looked forward to the games.

One coked up host. Everyone knows the premise.

another great vid, thank u dave! will sure visit this pipin hot pizza parlour in the future

My dad has confirmed it wasn't just me as a kid. 20 years ago their pizza was amazing. They had garlic butter they hit the crust with and the meat/cheese was higher quality.

These comments are brutal 😂🤣

Damn he said this is fine dining in florida. Had me dying😂😂

you’re my inspiration, i love pizza and wish this could be my job.

I love him throwing in the catch phrase 20 times. Seriously, it’s fantastic, so funny. He’s great.

"This ain't bad" is actually a ringing endorsement nowadays.

A 6 was the best ad I have ever seen for Chuck E Cheese. Now if they could only get rid of the vomit smell in the twist slide I might take my kid.

This is an absolute classic review

Well, that is 3 minutes and 29 seconds of my life that I will never get back.

“One bite everyone knows the rules” *proceeds to eat entire slice every episode*

This guy looks like a manlier more human looking Mark Zuckerberg

I was shook when I ate a slice of my kids pizza there. Its actually pretty good! Fresh and you can see them making it

I remember as a kid I used to love their pizza alot. Now as an adult when I take the kids out to chuckies, it still good.

"they don't know decimal points" lol

bump of addy before the review, everybody knows the rules.

One bite everybody knows the rules, proceeds to devour an entire slice

Favorite video on RU-vid

One kid with the HIV everybody knows the rules

When my 3 daughters were younger I would take them to Chuck E's and I have to say the cheese pizza was surprisingly very good.

I loved their pizza as a child in the 80s. It was almost gourmet to my memory. I’d love to know the original recipe. I can’t eat their pizza now.

Chuck E Cheese breadsticks with the marinara and ranch they offer is LEGENDARY.

He wanted to give it a 10, but realized how that would look. Poor Dave.

"The kids carry the hiv , they carry germs you don't even know about Frankie" OMFG 🤣☠

Side by side of the chucky cheese guy after saying, "I thinks it's mean" was hysterical

Best pizza review I've ever seen him do lmao

Just had Chuck E. Cheese's delivered with DoorDash out of curiosity and was pleasantly surprised. As a New Jersey native where there's a family owned pizzaria on every corner I can't call it "five star" but it exceeded my expectations and is a huge step above Dominos and Pizza Hut. It was definitely freshly made. I've had waaaaay worse pizzas at sketchy places across the Midwest.

All time one of the best pizza reviews I’ve seen! So good! Hilarious 😂

If you can hear the crust as Dave eats it, that's usually a good sign he will enjoy it.

0:31 conspiracy THEORY! A conspiracy is the actual act.

This is awesome. I took the kids to this place for a party a few months back. They ordered pies for the party. I was dogging them and tried a slice. Shit is actually pretty good. I’d actually say 7.1 compared to all other pizzas. The other parents agreed. It was strangely good. Love the channel!

I worked at Chuck E. Cheese’s only Southern California. We never reused old food. We made pizzas to order and used fresh ingredients.

most entertaining man on the internet.

“You see me coming on the skee-ball court; you walk the other way.” 😭

His name is Charles Entertainment Cheese

"One bite everyone knows the rules" proceeds to scarf down whole slice.

I'm not going to lie, when my mom took me and my brother to Disney world as pre-teens, we stopped at Chuck-E-Cheese for pizza and real talk, it was better than any other Chuck-E-Cheese I'd ever had

The round 6! One of the few!!! Never thought I'd see the day

It's still makes me laugh everytime "one bite everyone knows the rules". Takes 3 bites talks a bit says one bite everyone knows the rules. Finishes slice gives score.

Just realized “One Bite” is an ironical name because they never take just one

Dayum used to love this pizza as a kid 😂

One bite everyone knows the rules Also Dave: Eats the whole slice

Two years later and this guy is still doing everyday pizza reviews. I wanna eat every single pizza from the places he's gone to.

A coworker and I use to get to go pizza's for lunch on Friday's from Chuck E Cheese cause it was the closest pizza place and I remember the first time going there as an adult thinking "This pizza is actually pretty good", I always enjoyed it.

every time i tell people about these videos I tell them to check this video first. it has everything: Dave one liners, Dave's random rants, Dave droppin "one bit everyone knows the rules" like 15 times and Frankie

This is the pizza of elementary school birthday parties and it's wholesome and nostalgic

Shoutout to that CEC location for still havin the old school Chuck E logo outside from when I was a kid lol

"You see me coming into the skee-ball you best run the other direction" Lol

We had one of my daughters birthdays at Chuck E Cheese and I wish I was lying when I told you we had more Chuck E Cheese pizzas than actual kids show up we had a blast loved goin there as a kid and still do with my lil ones now. Ended up passing out like 8 pizzas around my neighborhood to all my boys.

“Kids carry germs you don’t even know about Franky” 😭😭😭

Must be good coke in Florida?

When my mother was pregnant with one of my siblings, she apparently absolutely craved chuck e cheese pizza. My poor father had to call and order some pizzas despite them not even having take out containers at the time

1:34 that kid is putting in some work on that door lmao

“You see me walk on the skee ball court. You walk the other way.”