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Batman Creates his New Villain (feat. Shezi Sardar as Superman) 

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The Man Who Laughs... at poor people. Featuring Shezi Sardar (you get bonus points if you know which Marvel hero "took care" of him).
(Warning, this one gets loud)
Big thank you to Odd Fox (oddfoxcoffee.com) for letting us use their coffee shop for this sketch, and Beyond Bespoke Tailors for altering the tight fitting kevlar mesh suit (www.beyondbesp...).

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Комментарии : 157   
@hape3862
@hape3862 2 года назад
Just give him his round sunglasses already!
@calvinandhabs
@calvinandhabs 2 года назад
It would get real dark, real quick
@tomster7574
@tomster7574 2 года назад
@@calvinandhabs is that a pun?
@ikhwanfarhankhalid8940
@ikhwanfarhankhalid8940 2 года назад
Ahhhh... Batman
@shrewdmonkey8549
@shrewdmonkey8549 2 года назад
@@tomster7574 not a pun but in a series they made calvin can put on round sunglasses and he would become a villan here is a link ru-vid.comoNU3OZ2yPEU?feature=share
@Nemo.404
@Nemo.404 2 года назад
Problem would be that he becomes a Nazi with those sunglasses and he is not motivated by those ideals, the motivation here is EAT THE RICH
@PapaSmurf40K
@PapaSmurf40K 2 года назад
New villain: "The milkman" "Once I'm finished batman, there will be nothing dairy free in Gotham at all!"
@calvinandhabs
@calvinandhabs 2 года назад
That’s almost too evil
@QuinoLising
@QuinoLising 2 года назад
The Milkman's special ability Makes your dad disappear
@lenaschneider7706
@lenaschneider7706 Год назад
@@QuinoLising No, the his real special ability is that he IS your father.
@lecontaminent6012
@lecontaminent6012 Год назад
​@@lenaschneider7706 so he can disappear at will!
@e.d.1642
@e.d.1642 9 месяцев назад
A vegan's worst nightmare
@Batyalas
@Batyalas 2 года назад
Batman just seems to get shorter and shorter 🤣
@calvinandhabs
@calvinandhabs 2 года назад
Low center of gravity, makes it harder for the villains to push him over
@richardbourton4523
@richardbourton4523 2 года назад
This must be specifically the Dark Knight. He doesn’t get tall again until he Rises.
@daidarabotchi3891
@daidarabotchi3891 2 года назад
@@richardbourton4523 Highly underrated joke
@Craq_
@Craq_ 2 года назад
Batman just needs a rest, we're here for you batman.
@calvinandhabs
@calvinandhabs 2 года назад
He needs some time in the Bat Spa
@shiniino9849
@shiniino9849 2 года назад
true
@naynay4795
@naynay4795 2 года назад
If we give him the round sunglasses then Batman can have his new enemy. No training needed. We can call him ratman for obvious reasons.
@calvinandhabs
@calvinandhabs 2 года назад
Batman and the Villain battle for The Spear of Longinus
@Guimhj
@Guimhj 2 года назад
"Class warfare, fuck you" The hero we need
@someone-rq5uo
@someone-rq5uo 2 года назад
imagine he wears round sunglasses and returns😂
@IfdesHerzog
@IfdesHerzog 2 года назад
"AHHHHHHH DR JOOOOONES!"
@calvinandhabs
@calvinandhabs 2 года назад
The crossover nobody needs but might just happen now
@fixer1140
@fixer1140 2 года назад
"The sons of Judas will destroy Gotham"
@Loki-and-Thor
@Loki-and-Thor 2 года назад
@@calvinandhabs That’s the crossover EVERYONE needs! Please, please, please do this.
@shezsardar6579
@shezsardar6579 2 года назад
Thank you so much for having me!! Loved playing Clark Kent to Calvin’s Batman 🔥❤️
@calvinandhabs
@calvinandhabs 2 года назад
You’re the best Shez! Thank you so much for your help!
@mrotter792
@mrotter792 2 года назад
“Beating up pickpockets, and junkies gets boring real quick.” Someone’s been playing Arkham Knight
@rachaelm7084
@rachaelm7084 2 года назад
The loud sipping killed me! 😭😭😭 “I’m not a b*tch”
@DJTheMetalheadMercenary
@DJTheMetalheadMercenary 2 года назад
Mmmm, dark full-bodied roasted and French pressed vengeance.
@jackwriter1908
@jackwriter1908 2 года назад
*Hello Citizen!* 😂🤣 That's what in the end got me...
@onizeonwukeme2200
@onizeonwukeme2200 2 года назад
I was laughing right from the start! The height difference, the gruff voice, the slurping, Habs' growing disgust at Batman, the step off the soapbox, the Batman monologues, and the twist at the end! But wait, there's more... Superman came by too! Lol 🤣 You guys are 👌🏾👌🏾 The roles really suited you both.
@quinncy.
@quinncy. 2 года назад
*menacingly slurps hot beverage*
@food-lover17
@food-lover17 2 года назад
These guys are too good , different concepts each time
@michaelsmyth3935
@michaelsmyth3935 2 года назад
2:00 ..... or so. You have made a very powerless enemy. My sinuses. My nightstand, the items upon it..... Chock full of nuts with half n half ..... EveryWHERE!! Nice job.
@irenecarrillo6750
@irenecarrillo6750 2 года назад
I like how it got into a serious argumentation when he said that there must be a reason in the increase of villains, then at the end we see that it's just batman getting bored
@MxIraAram
@MxIraAram 2 года назад
this is gold. 😂
@aybrkaknc
@aybrkaknc 2 года назад
"You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain"
@Squishy_Seal
@Squishy_Seal 2 года назад
The last sentence !! *yes I am super dark* made me spill my tea.
@TheLookOf
@TheLookOf 2 года назад
Barman and Batman.
@ykrum5158
@ykrum5158 2 года назад
I love your skits.
@calvinandhabs
@calvinandhabs 2 года назад
We love you
@weirdperson1504
@weirdperson1504 2 года назад
Nobody: People faking depression: "Yes, I'm super dark"
@Guimhj
@Guimhj 2 года назад
The flag on the right of superman's framing ♥️
@jthrone7768
@jthrone7768 2 года назад
A true DC fan would recognize that’s not Batman… it’s Batmite 😏
@nandanapalchowdhury4588
@nandanapalchowdhury4588 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@spacebartoloud
@spacebartoloud 2 года назад
batman: get off your soap box storekeep: I am happy to oblige batman: muhaha i have the power - so you have chosen death storekeep: Boiling inside thinking of what they want to do and say to batman. ---- great skit. :p
@misuzu437
@misuzu437 2 года назад
As a villain he should just add dairy to all the foods and drinks in the city xD
@filipporiva2555
@filipporiva2555 2 года назад
Tom Cruise as the Batman
@gthetree1
@gthetree1 2 года назад
Calvin makes a great badman 😂 reminds me of the old college humor videos
@elessar4864
@elessar4864 2 года назад
The billionaires (and therefore Batman) were the villains all along !
@mzudemo2894
@mzudemo2894 2 года назад
Ich schwöre ich liebe euch beide hahahaha
@daidarabotchi3891
@daidarabotchi3891 2 года назад
This reminded me of the old Pete Holmes 'Badman' sketches - but I loved the fact that it's so different. But then those lip movements from 1:13 - they're _so_ Pete Holmes' Batman that it makes me think there must just be a single comedy Dark Knight character that everyone accesses from some collective subconscious.
@tronpig
@tronpig 2 года назад
"your shirts showing" incredible
@DomtorettoReal
@DomtorettoReal 2 года назад
"the sons of Judas will take over Gotham to find the bat mobile"
@nybaldeh4038
@nybaldeh4038 2 года назад
Bat with the 4d chess moves
@mrotter792
@mrotter792 2 года назад
All this time I never knew Batman was lactose intolerant…the more you know
@riotsquirrelz
@riotsquirrelz 2 года назад
Oh my god the slurping 🤣 It's like Batman watched too much Freakazoid 😂😂 Also, Calvin makes a hot Batman!
@Nemo.404
@Nemo.404 2 года назад
Class warfare!!! Hahaha. Love this so fckng much!!!
@Mozzarellapumpkin
@Mozzarellapumpkin 2 года назад
"Oh get off your soapbox" *steps down*
@Rabijeel
@Rabijeel 2 года назад
I still believe the perfect Antipart to Batman would be Sonic.
@irgendeinmarc5335
@irgendeinmarc5335 2 года назад
Great video with very creative roles, love it! ❤️
@malte2483
@malte2483 2 года назад
Mr. Roundsunglasses needs a comeback!
@charming_gourd
@charming_gourd 2 года назад
This is amazing👍 lmao
@anushawadhera2762
@anushawadhera2762 2 года назад
Love ur Vida guys
@theswan5500
@theswan5500 2 года назад
Sooo funny 😂
@playzonnn7133
@playzonnn7133 2 года назад
Literally getting off the soapbox killed me lmao
@Li_Am_17
@Li_Am_17 2 года назад
Danke für der Gelächter Calvin und Habs. (Ich habe zum Teil wegen dir Deutsch gelernt) (I have been learning German in part because of you)
@Mouserocksnerd
@Mouserocksnerd 2 года назад
I'm crying 😂 the horse from the neverending story 😂😂😂 stahp
@brd4424
@brd4424 2 года назад
i thought Calvin is some kid lol
@bobj1234
@bobj1234 Год назад
The horse from the never ending story got me rolling bro 😭💀
@ScimitarGaming
@ScimitarGaming 2 года назад
amazing acting performance by Calvin.
@ScimitarGaming
@ScimitarGaming 2 года назад
I got a heart from Calvin & Habs. WOW. Thank You.
@sandcat1473
@sandcat1473 2 года назад
The barman has a point though-
@elias4416
@elias4416 2 года назад
@Calvin & Habs Just discovered your channel and love what you guys are doing 😆 Reminds me a lot of Julian Smith skits. Keep it up guys. I’ve really missed this kind of humour 😃
@megamihestia4049
@megamihestia4049 2 года назад
The back story of round sunglass man.
@liambarstow4507
@liambarstow4507 2 года назад
Who else is here from a notification
@selvamzero9354
@selvamzero9354 2 года назад
ich liebe deine Videos
@AliHaider-on7cl
@AliHaider-on7cl Год назад
Batman not having enough money is like A homeless man having Million dollars
@BlindingDarkness1111
@BlindingDarkness1111 2 года назад
Burning the Batman... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tino_-td7ok
@tino_-td7ok 2 года назад
Amazing Sketch
@tomster7574
@tomster7574 2 года назад
you are hiring new team members, where do i sign up? you dont even have to put my name up, even. i could be the joker but i look more like the penguin.
@tomster7574
@tomster7574 2 года назад
ps, the rocky version of penguin loves round sunglasses too
@philiplathrop9250
@philiplathrop9250 8 месяцев назад
Please make this a series
@JacktheRah
@JacktheRah 2 года назад
Funny and based at the same time. Love you guys.
@Me-wx1mt
@Me-wx1mt 2 года назад
Batman looks a lot shorter in person…
@fatihrime
@fatihrime 2 года назад
🔥
@MrSpencyy
@MrSpencyy 2 года назад
3:02 ngl but Batman be spitin real facts
@jordanhicks5131
@jordanhicks5131 2 года назад
"Fuck off superman"
@redpandaplayz5995
@redpandaplayz5995 2 года назад
I need to see more of this tbh
@youkofoxy
@youkofoxy 2 года назад
hum... so... it's cannon that Batman walks around with live crash. like, real currency, probably currencies. so... he did that because he wanted another enemy to fight with.
@MisterlincolnTX
@MisterlincolnTX 2 года назад
Ahhhhh… dr Batman give me the map of Gotham
@Oblithian
@Oblithian 2 года назад
Bat dad also created a new villain.
@louisa6948
@louisa6948 Год назад
Calvin...ehm, Batman machts richtig ... schlürft sein heißes Getränk ... auf echte deutsche Art ... ehm, auf österreichische Art 😁
@briannehawks613
@briannehawks613 2 года назад
Hey... Bruce Wayne, show the poor those deep pockets of yours. Superman is better!
@ninetendopesaitama2107
@ninetendopesaitama2107 2 года назад
Im slurpman... 😂 Deal with it.
@potato_pond6133
@potato_pond6133 2 года назад
he needs the bat therapist. poor batman.
@pootisbirb6821
@pootisbirb6821 2 года назад
ngl I thought superman was Harry Potter in the thumbnail
@stellaeleptheriadou3062
@stellaeleptheriadou3062 Год назад
And with this we can safely deduce that Amber Heard is an avid fan of german children’s stories
@ScoobDoo411
@ScoobDoo411 2 года назад
I agree with batman about the junkies
@MxMxffin
@MxMxffin 2 года назад
I loved that!
@CoolGuy-sq5cu
@CoolGuy-sq5cu 2 года назад
You guys should do a free guy parody!
@tinaperez7393
@tinaperez7393 Год назад
He went to the cafe and ordered a coffee supposedly with no money on him. Was this just him or part of his plan to create a super villain? We may never know.
@tearsintherain771
@tearsintherain771 2 года назад
the evil mr jonz villain guy vs batman ????
@chopin65
@chopin65 Год назад
I had no idea what a jerk Batman was.
@umbrellacorps1133
@umbrellacorps1133 2 года назад
sUmtH1ng iN Ze wAaAaaAy mMmMmMmmm
@-Liska
@-Liska 2 года назад
Hipster Habs.
@NguyenHuuTri2008
@NguyenHuuTri2008 2 года назад
lmaoooo
@sirbonobo3907
@sirbonobo3907 2 года назад
HILAROUS!
@DerDieSkaSkie
@DerDieSkaSkie 2 года назад
Lolololololololololol u guys are good
@hiteshpunjabi9413
@hiteshpunjabi9413 2 года назад
Oh man loved it .. Batman is a prick from now for me.
@andreanope8640
@andreanope8640 2 года назад
Super dark
@uinsel
@uinsel Год назад
do you want to know his secret identity?
@AB-yk2ed
@AB-yk2ed 2 года назад
Get off your soapbox 😆 🤣 🤣
@selvamzero9354
@selvamzero9354 2 года назад
Sehr gutes Video
@Neptune_16
@Neptune_16 2 года назад
Pls say there's a part two-
@monicabellu9566
@monicabellu9566 2 года назад
I don't get the "Joker breaks out of Arkham all the time" and similar things to criticise Batman, he's awsome but not omnipresent, whay don't people in Gotham do more on their own, it's seems like the only ones standing up are Batman and the villains...
@christophersavignon4191
@christophersavignon4191 2 года назад
Don't you know? If you have money, everything is your fault. Including other people's poor life choices.
@adebiyiadedoyin
@adebiyiadedoyin 2 года назад
The sunglasses please 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
@numberoneappgames
@numberoneappgames Год назад
Bruce Wayne will pay for it. lmao
@yall_might
@yall_might 2 года назад
I’ve always hated when people blame Batman for the inmates escaping Arkham.
@Mystimyne
@Mystimyne 2 года назад
sequel?
@Oblithian
@Oblithian 2 года назад
lol
@Screact
@Screact 2 года назад
ya fu*k batman
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