-How do you like you food, sir? -Heart attack Edit: I just wrote this comment 3 months ago and here I am back and I can't believe this got 100k+ likes. Edit 2: This is a joke. A JOKE
i dont think that food is giving anyone a heart attack unless you already weights 400pounds i see nothing wrong with it beside the cheese which is not rly that much considering he ate less than half of it
Yes! They say I'm bad at this because I don't know how to make ramen noodles but I know how to make popcorn and coffee, and don't ask me any more about that...
Also, mayonnaise is already an instrument. Well, the jar is at least. Just use the jar like a drum. Voila! I'm sure you could also find a specific brand's jar and cut holes in it in a very specific way and turn it into a wind instrument, but that's complicated.
"This is the kind of food that you eat once, then die of heart attack later." - Uncle Roger (also sorry if I didn't type exactly what he said it's kinda hard to remember)
"our child is going to be a musician!" "No he's going to be a chef!" *The child:* Guys i commented this 22 hours ago, what isn't even a day. I already have 2k likes. Yes, @SetkoM420, now it's 2.7K.
When mom says:He's going to ba a musician!! 😤😡😤😡😤And Then Dad says:He's going to be a chef honey! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡The child:I'll become both then mom and dad! 😊☺️😊😊😊😊 That ladies and gentlemen is what we call 🌟Musichef🌟
This is what goes on in my brain whenever I have a song stuck in my head and I’m doing something, I always have to click according to the tune on my laptop 😭
