Be prepared and skilled enough to dock your boat in any situation for this reason alone. 

If you can't you don't need a boat ray Charles could dock that

Is that Panama City Beach? If it is I worked there back in 67, 68, and 69. Sure brings back memories.

Wow! You must be a meteorologist if you had three knots of wind. Are you in a hurricane?

Shout out to treasure island marina PCB ❤

So what?

Don't be a whiner