Beauty and the Beast (2017) Pitch Meeting 

Same😅

recurring catch phrases are tight!

Original style tho

Binge watching pitch meetings is super easy

frick yeah

no u

no u

@@roboticeggs no u

No u

@@Spud-tq6oy no u

Super easy barely an inconvenience.

"You want original movies? You got it! Heres an original remake......"

People: Can they be good at least? Disney: No, no, no, none of that.

Even the old Disney movies weren't the originals

@@ikbendom5663 Well at least they were original _movies._ Sure they were based on fairy tales but unlike those remakes actual creativity was involved...

"Yeah so he uses that to find his one true love?" No of course not that would shorten the movie. But he has this book which will take him to any place any time "Oh so he used that to prevent the curse from happening? " No no that would be to easy this has to last for an hour.

How does a comment that’s only a quote get 600 likes

I just realized that it's to make him feel bad cause he can't go to the places he sees because he's a beast now

@@njnjhjh8918 Except he has that book...

@@monmothma3358 Yeah, but he can only really take glimpses. It's not like they stroll down the street when they use it.

I am comfortable enough, I would like something original

Sad but true, what happened to Disney

@@baskhemjingmutlyngdohmarsh925 they're simply doing what everyone else in their position does or would do. you minimize risk by creating things that you are confident people will buy while also spending a reasonable amount on new IPS. some of those new IPS are blockbusters like Frozen. Some fall flat like Up, but as long as they hedge their bets with guaranteed money makers you're solvent. its simple economics.

I had a moment after hearing that.

The Fractured But Whole most people don’t want anything original

Making references to other Pitch Meeting videos is TIGHT!

I thought this was a reference to the Sherlock Holmes story about the dog that didn't do anything.

@@bernardfinucane2061 it’s reference to the Tangled Pitch meeting

@@disneydisney1490 oh i thought it was the onward one

The dog was over on the bench!

That works!

Maurice has to be put in a room

Yeah but not palatial.

Also wasn't that what the Enchantress punished the beast for - you know, NOT providing shelter to poor people?

Super easy, barely an inconvenience...

mood

Theres always atleast one line I lose it on, and this was it for this pitch meeting lol

@INM the devil is a god.

@@michaelneufeld4515 nope, he is just an angel,but one of the current top managers, according to that old Jewish book)

@@MrChipMC "You're take on a fictitious thing isn't actually what happened."

also that jerk prince was only 11 years old. good grief

@@lunalovegood2093 Not that grown man in the movie tho idk what 11 year old that look like that😭😭😂

@@JGMcAwesome used math.

@@JGMcAwesome Benjamin Button: Am I a joke to you?

yeah! Plus, when you think about it that way, it really IS ridiculously convoluted. All these remakes just make everything needlessly complex....

Furniture people got me🤣

Me too

Yeah the idea that the enchantress stayed behind for hours to explain everything and answer questions was too freaking funny

"Hermione Granger is tight" - Ron Weasley

@@Buffycomics Forrest Gump : "So Is Gin-ney !"

You have to give them credit for hiring that actress as a Marketing move. $1.2 billion on $200-250 mil investment - a 500%-600% return.

@@chrisperrien7055 people didn't see it because of Emma Watson; they saw it because it was a remake of a classic from their childhood. It has a built-in audience, which is why they don't have to actually care about getting people who can sing.

@@Buffycomics STOP SIR

Probably a good decision, too, considering the stranger was, actually, the Devil.

yeah also as a 11 year old and now why would i let a stranger in

@@willow8932 For real though, an 11 year old prince would not be answering the door to his own castle anyway. They'd have servants for that.

@@dakotareynolds7223 yeah well that’s why only the servants should have been punished for letting an 11year old open the door to a stranger

A lot of fairy tales were actually really messed up in their original forms. We've softened them up _a lot_ over the years.

Because the castle staff has been turned into appliances, and can't do proper maintenance, obviously.

Thats from the video!

@@jonathonharbeck7287 It is!

The Castle was crumbling down because the last petals were falling Every time a petal fell, the castle shook

I animated and layed out this part of the movie, and we literally had the exact same conversation lol, this satire is actually not far off from reality 🤣

"Do you need them to do French accents, because I can get French actors?" "No.They must have British accents..." So ridiculous.

Every movie about Rome, ever.

@@QualityPen but rome isn't in france though....but I get your point.

*ASSASSIN'S CREED UNITY FLASHBACKS*

Yes

Probably my favorite song parody from Honest Trailer's Beauty and the Beast original video.

I lost it with that one 😂😂

"And everyone else is singing about her and how weird she is for reading" IM DED

@@kaylee2515 To be fair if someone pointed to me and constantly told me it was weird for me to be a girl and read I probably would roam around singing about how I hated being there.

The remake turned it from being, "She always has her nose in a book," to being, "She's a woman. Women don't read!" The feminazi element to Belle was really off-putting in the remake. Belle was charming and sweet in the original. She was just an annoying bitch in the remake.

Dad: "why did you attach your bumper with duct tape?"

@@ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon me: "because"

@@sharwandsouza1747 that works

Fair enough.

Really Now *bumper falls off* Son: Whoops Dad:Whoopsie

Breathe*

Okay

Rich and knows how to throw a great party, the prince could have been the great gatsby

Aleast the poor people get the coins so stand under him and get at lot of coins. Collect them all, coin master.

@@katiestevenson7742 Stand unter him ? Uhm.....that's not my favourite position when interacting with people. I'm not in this business where I'm getting thrown coins at either ....^^ Not that it's not a craft that has to be mastered and has it's reason, therefore has been around for thousands and thousands of years though....^^

Toss a coin to your witcher!!!

dead? another one trampled in the coin rush... sad...

@@katiestevenson7742 he just said coins, Disney execs wouldn't be caught dead throwing currency away.

who doesn't?

Fra Nil john cena

oh yes baby

Yeah yeah yeah ...

Pitch Meetings are tight.

Yeah. That's awkward.

Main thing wrong with the original writing

@@berengustav7714 his name is Adam

@@Firegirl483 how do you know that?

I think it's Tom.

The eleven year old prince that didn't let a stranger into his house. This story, like most older fairytales, is all kinds of messed up.

So it's been 10 years, Chip was a baby...what the hell did HE do?

When all humans die they'll stop making these. And they won't be able to make an emoji movie sequel. I dislike it so much I'm not capitalizing it.

@@IndigoGollum sonny made the Emoji movie!

@@aidanloughran7138 That song was actually in the Broadway musical. Its not new.

@@NoaZeevi A sequel is coming

@@avinashtyagi2 I thought they cancelled that.

I have this thought every time I think about ringing the bell and decide not to

*TRUE*

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Same

Same 😆

I'm sure it was super easy, barely une inconvenience.

It was way better than a Snapchat filter

The located-in-France-but-we-have-English-accents thing is really annoying to me. I wonder why we’ve coded the accents the way we have. But surely they can have a French accent that isn’t... a stereotype or parody. It just seems like people don’t want to try. “People seem to think English accents are cool and posh and because we want to put emphasis on the characters, we need that accent! No matter that it makes zero sense!” Even “historical” shows do this and it drives me bonkers. 😂

Amara Jordan Middle class South English accents sounding posh is a very likely explanation. Easy on the ears, as opposed to a French accent. Look up Patrick Stewart's hilarious bit on how they first tried a French accent for Captain Picard in Star Trek. "Space, the final frontier" in a French accent is super cringy. The effect of this is that Americans get confused about European accents and languages. A colleague in the U.S. pronounced my name oddly. When I asked her why, she explained that she tried to use British English pronunciation rules, as I am European. I had to explain that Europe has lots of languages, and they all have different pronunciation and spelling...

I know why has almost every movie set before the 1900s cast actors with British accents. Whether it's set in France, Pompeii, or Ancient Egypt...

super beastly, barely a bella

*ROB ZOMBIE INTENSIFIES*

Bearly an inconvenience

bear-ly*

Super beastly, belle-ly an inconvenience.

What ?

You gotta follow your boss on these type of things os it make sense.

100th like

There hair stylist only knows how to make one hair cut

It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@@hendrikscheepers4144 for real, they should

@@hendrikscheepers4144 Oh! Let me get off that thing for you.

One guy single-handedly carrying an entire RU-vid channel is tight!

Screen Rant is gonna want you get all the way off it's back about this "Ryan's carrying the whole channel" thing

ScreenRant is more than Ryan?

The other videos they make are like: “How Ant-Man’s Taco From Endgame Foreshadows Wolverine in the Spider-Man Far From Home”

What about Falcon?

Parker Thomas> the sole reason this channel has as many subscribers it has Looper is jealous because they don't even have this much.

Why are you thanking him for the number of subs this channel has? That's weird

@@william41017 Why are not?

"So the movie can happen."

doubleP Couldn't have said it better myself.

We constantly moan at Disney to make things that are new, then they make new Star Wars movies and we scream at them to please stop making things that are new. I could forgive their executives for being confused. I don't think we really know what we want either.

​@Madalin Grama MAYBE that is because you need to watch the movie first to then bitch about it. But I'm probably wrong... IDK how people build their own opinions nowadays, honestly...

@Pasha Staravoitau Apart from the fact that the First Order struck back, what about The Last Jedi was an OT rip-off? And that was always going to happen - the classic heroes journey has the 2nd act being the heroes' lowest point. Since Star Wars is a textbook Joseph Campbell story structure, that was always going to be the case.

@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human Wait, nobody told Disney to stop making things that are new. It's just that NEW does not mean GOOD. It if's new, but it's god awful, what do you expect?

CSharp , 🤣🤣🤣 that ‘s one of the best exchanges in this one 😅🤣🤣

i was looking for this one LMAO got me good

Had to share that one on Facebook!

He "loves" a woman who doesn't love him by forcing himself onto her, while also has side chicks wrapped in his arms at all times. He incites an entire village to pick up their pitchforks and try to burn an old guy who "seems crazy." That old guy happens to be the dad of the girl who doesn't love him back, totally not blackmailing her into loving him or anything. The only thing that he did that made some sense was attacking the beast.

Both of them

And theory battles

Ryan should have his own channel tbh.

@@Smasho8000 He does.

Joseph Simpson oh yeah, that’s right. He does. Well he needs to use that and get away from Screen Rant.

@@Smasho8000 he can get 6 mil on his own channel and screen rant will go bankrupt

...albeit offscreen 😉

@@gansosmansos Oh, was it hard to have a magical PowerPoint presentation without a screen?

Súper easy barely inconvenience haha

Shinku no Yami [Not for kids] Well she was born in France

Time stamp?

O for 2.

It was not autotuned.

"So we should probably hire someone who understands music and musical theater to direct this thing?" "No, I was thinking of Bill Condon." "That works"

“So, you have a movie for me?” “No sir I don’t.” “...What?” “I don’t, sir.” “You.... You don’t?” “I do not.” “Then why are we here right now?” “Sir, I do not have A movie for you, I have a seemingly endless number of movies, TV shows, and web shows for you.” “That sounds like a lot of money.” “It sure is sir.” “I love it already, what’s it called?” “I call it the DC Entertainment Universe.” “Oh that sounds huge, I bet with the popularity of SuperMan, Batman and Flash it’ll be even bigger than the MCU!” “No sir it won’t.” “What?” “Well we’re going to rush the Justice League movie instead of building up to it like we should, so it’s just going to be a bad joke that isn’t even that funny.” “Oh wow that sounds like a terrible idea, we definitely shouldn’t do that.” “Well we’re going to do it anyways so get off my back you hater.” “Oh jeez wow ok sorry I’ll get right down off that thing. My bad.” “Thanks so much, sir.” “So it’s going to be kind of hard to get people to stay interested in the DCEU with the MCU as a direct competitor then isn’t it?” “No it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.” “Oh really?” “Yeah see we’ll just shift gears into a movie called Brightburn, that’s about a Kryptonian who comes to Earth like Superman did, but he grows up to be evil, and we’ll have it be a horror movie that isn’t actually part of the DC Universe - or is it? Nobody knows and nobody agrees.” “That sounds very risky and even more confusing.” “Thank you, sir.” “Not a compliment.”

@@amaracea 😂😂wow that was awesome

@@amaracea"wow wow wow wow"

That could be for the nutcracker movie that flopped last year

I read that in his voice, you know you did too!

AND Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience, LOL!

Oh, ok then.

Whoopsy

Wow wow wow

Literally me right now too lol

That would have been pretty awesome

Uncle Creepy Ewan Mcgregor is a great actor, but he was kinda underused in it. He did a great job as Obi Wan despite the failure of the Star Wars prequels. I hope when they make the obi wan solo film they hire him.

As a fan of the prequels I disagree, but I see your point.

Jean Luc Picard would like to tell you about how bad nationalism is, except french.

Luna UwU Ewan absolutely nailed Lumiere.

I'm trying to think of a movie that contradicts what you said, but I cant think of any.

@akshay Viswambharan tbf Lion King has a lot of issues too

Well, the original was actually written by a woman to sort of be a tale for young ladies who would likely be married off to someone they didn't know

It actually isn't. Stockholm Syndrome is considered to be an illness due to its irrationality and generally requires the "captive" to develop feelings for "captor" even as the captor remains to still be a threat to the captive. In the film, Belle only develops feelings for the Beast after he changed as he stops being a threat and shows kindness towards her.

@@windowsVD While keeping her imprisoned as a punishment for her father's actions.

Yes!

"inchantress"?

Stay in school kids

This has my crying haha

*enchantress

This is a strange reflection of a lot of modern animated villain redemptions: Why are you an abusive asshole? Because there's a person that's better than me at something! Why did you become an evil conqueror? Because two kids refused to play catch with me ten years ago! Why did you start a cult and rip apart space-time? Because my friend moved away! Why did you rip apart families and curse innocent people? Because a snobby asshole was a snobby asshole to me!

Mason Nickerson I guess in real life, the enchantress is the female judge that tears families apart.

The Enchantress revealed herself she is Cara Delevingne

Your ex tears apart families? AS IN SEVERAL?

To be fair some people get arrested because they need food, shelter, and or medicine that they get free in prison.

@@beastwarsFTW What prison is giving anyone medicine, let alone free?

Throwing snowballs at your girlfriedn's face is TIGHT!

@The Multiverse in the winter, it's snowballs, baby!

@akshay Viswambharan yea its called tough love

The only scene in the movie that made me laugh

when I beat my girlfriend its hardly noticeable, barely a inconvenience...

Tom is British though

In the cartoon he also had super strength and looked awesome.

French people talk with British accents. Haven't you seen Les Miserables?

So did Ancient Romans. Haven’t you ever seen... anything with Romans? I mean, how else would people from the Italian Peninsula sound?

I never even knew lol.

soo good!

Same as everyone else

Same.

Totally true

the rest of screen rant is why i'm not subscribed. i just check for new pitch meetings ever so often - i don't want the other screen rant garbage in my sub box.

True. I, for example, only watch Pitch Meetings on this channel. The rest is BS.

P Ariza Yeah, true :3

It's 3 years later, and he is up to 8.59 million viewers.

I thought that, too! I was like, "Damn, Belle didn't even let the poor thing rest 😢"

Me too!

Here from Quarantine 2020 and YEP

Same af

"Because!" "That works!"

@@leroylowe5921 yea yea yea

Because then we can’t make a lot of money.

'unclear'

So, this kid has to convince an character in a movie that’s he’s not real and uses a bunch of predictable catchphrases and is just played by an actor. So the kid takes him to the real world to show him the actor that looks just like him. Wait, are we just characters with predicable catchphrases being played by an actor that looks like us? I don’t know.

@@unclecreepy7025 well ok then

@@unclecreepy7025 Existential terror is tight!

Whoopsy!! ;)

Spending your Saturday binging on Pitch Meetings is tight... and probably uncomfortable if you don't move around.

this is how I feel every time I've had to endure both versions of this movie.

hiccup22 Marvel didn’t do that CGI companies do it for them

@@WealthyDragonMindset But still, Marvel is the one make the choice.

There is one thing you are missing. For Snow White 2 they would have had to come up with a story of their own. Why do that when dead people wrote popular stories you can freely use?! It's the same situation as it is now only back then they had an actually new medium. They still go the path of least resistance.

Altering different stories instead of building on their previous works with cheaply drawn sequels? Maybe I'm missing something in your comment. I can't tell what part of your statement makes you unhappy. Did you want a Snow White two or a bigger variety of stories? I can see them rewriting other stories and it being a problem. Though I do enjoy the array of films they have over the years, I agree that a lack of originality is a big problem. The live action remakes are probably the biggest crimes against humanity they have now. Well that and Chicken Little.

There is a Snow White 2. It is the most gawd awful movie I have ever seen. It’s called Ever after.” It was produced by 20th century studio. So not a Disney film. I just thought I would bring it up.

wow wow wow

Gregory Samuel Teo throwing coins at people at homeless people is tight

Very tight

yeah yeah yeah!

Sounds super easy, barely an inconvenience

Well technically he falls in love with her first, so maybe it's reverse stockholm

@@avinashtyagi2 it’s called the Lima Syndrome

@@artembentsionov Thanks

it is already done. in 2 lines in the doctor strange pitch meeting. Am i the only one who understood that double reference?

5 hours .

I expect more of these whatever, whatever fillers

That would be supergreen, barely an inconvenience.

Malachi Townsley you turned into 3 emojis?

Ahh yes, the cringe edit.

@@bigman5823 Yes. Yes I did. *Phineas and Ferb voice*

@@creatorsremose Yup this is the only comment that got so many likes

@@malachitownsley here, have your gold!... wait a sec...

TRUTH

Whoops