Being Bitten Hundreds of Times Saved Her Life  

She is a legend. Imagine you were saved not by parachute but by ant's bite.

"Maam congratulations that you survived that fall" "Who saved me?" "Ants 💀💀💀"

‘Sir, our defibrillator isn’t working’ *’Bring out the ants.’*

There's no way in hell you're not allowed to say "shattered" and "slammed"💀

Moral of the story: being stung by fire ants will act as a heart starter (just too much mistakes)

When the back up parachute deflated that must've been so terrifying, if I was her I would get a panic attack

The fact that she seemed unphased by the incident and went straight back imto skydiving

She gonna be the first human to complain that her parachute did not worked

"I just had a near death experience of skydiving." "What are you going to do now?" "Go right back to skydiving!"

These ants really said: "she ain't dying today"

Censoring slammed is wild

There's also Jennifer Schuett who was abducted, tortured, and assaulted at age 8; dumped on top of a fire ant hill that kept her alive despite having her throat slit and ended up surviving the whole ordeal.

Queen: Men, use teamwork to pump her heart, do not let her die

Gotta give it to the ants, they literally thought she was a predator so they bit her when it actually saved her without knowing, kind of like doing something you don't know that's actually helping someone or something or the Earth itself.

Bro fell nearly 15K feet in the air, got bitten by an entire colony of ants upon landing, and lived. Respect.

To survive that kind of fall, and then be back doing it within 2 years. This lady is a fucking legend. My lord. Total badass

No way they censored the word shattered.💀💀💀

Imagine going to the hospital and you’re flatlining and you hear somebody yell “ release the ants ! “ 🐜

The fact she came back to skydiving is wild

fun fact: if your parachute ever fails, try to land on any ants nest

Who censors shatters and slammed?

Woman: almost falls to her death while skydiving Mf ants: *AIGHT BOYS GET THOSE GODDAMN TOXINS READY CUZ WE'RE 'BOUT TO DO SOME MEDICINE*

That is such a miracle. I’m glad she is doing good now. Best wishes for her ❤

Those ants are like " Sir this woman is dying " " Ok let's sting her " " Ready CLEAR! "

Bro imagine how it must like for the ants. It's like if a Colossal titan got orbit dropped on a city.

she mustve been at a 10 on the pain scale

Bro took kickstart my heart to a whole new level 💀

That women is amazing 👏

Why is slammed censored?

Lord your creations is indeed amazing. Praise praise!

Why the hell is slammed and shattered censored

Bro this world is so soft that even words like "slammed" and "shattered" are censored 💀

Oh my. Joan, evidently your work here on Earth wasn't over, what an experience, after that mid-air fright..💕

Lesson learned, don't buy an AED, feed a fire ant mound out back.

Woman: I'm about to die Ants: Nuh uh

I can’t imagine how painful that day must have been for her

Despite all her injuries she went back to sky diving 2 years later. I think we have a competitor for the darwin award.

Why was shattered censored and bleeped out?

“DOCTOR THEY AREN’T RESPONDING” “We gotta send the big guns” “SEND IN THE ANTS”

This reminds me of a story of a little girl who was abducted from her bedroom, kidnapped, r*ped and dumped in a field left for dead with a slit throat. She was found 12 hrs later by some kids playing hide and seek and she survived. People believe she only survived that long due to being dumped on a fire ant hill and constantly being bitten.

She got free acupuncture.

Why are the words 'slammed' and 'shattered' beeped out 💀💀

My dumbass really imagined hundreds of ants carry her to a nearby hospital 😭💀

at this point i'm surprised we can use any words at all without them triggering someone

Blessing in disguise. I am.amazed.❤

Fuck that after surviving that I would never thought my life away like that agin

You have to censor slammed and shatter? That's crazy!

bro said 'not today' to death💀💀

I thought this was another story related to the ant bites 😔. But this woman is really brave!! She won her trauma!

"What would you bring when you skydiving? Parachute?" "I'd rather ants"

Why did you have to censor "Shattered"?

Imagine being a ant and just eandomly biting a girl and saving her life 💀💀💀

Girl took "what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger" to a whole new level

The fact she came back to skydiving not being traumatized Respect ++

Bro why is slammed censored 💀

Ants like: U AINT DIEING TODAY

“What happened doctor? How the hell I’m i alive after such a fall?” “ants saved your life”

I can’t even deal with a minor headache while the ants can literally do CPR without a degree 😭😭😭

That had to be worse than death ngl

Why did you have to bleep our shattered?

We need to have a little chat with RU-vid if creators are afraid to say "'slammed' in to the ground" and "'shattered' bones.' This is beyond.

Fire ants are something else. I live in an area where they are absolutely everywhere, and they swarm like nothing else. I am honestly surprised that she only had 200 stings, given the number that typically live in a mound.

Can you not say shattered any more?

Literally a superhero origin

The Ants bit her thinking she was a predator but inadvertently saved her life.

Finally ants being a life saver😂

She's the only person who can do skydiving twice without a parachute

For the first time, i finally felt that Red Ants aren't my enemy now😂❤

Remember, when Fin and Jake asked for help from Ants, they always help you remove bad cavities, but now, they revive you

Imagine the whole situation happens again Ants: "Well shit, here we go again."

Remember, you don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

Damn ant is really good at doing CPR 💀

“If you’re going to be dumb you better tough”

Ants Be Like: Bro wake up! This is not the time that you would die!.

Imagine the Paramedics arrive, and they pull out 2 handfulls of Fire Ants instead of a Defibrillator

Ant medic: "Charged, CLEAR" *Bites skin* SHES BREATHING

Two negative things combine to each other is a positive thing

That's crazy! Now, get the woman a Marvel contract!

The ants were like "ur welcome! 🙄💅🏻"

Ants saving lives, who would've thought?

Tbh I admire people's desire to live because me personally I wouldve been hell mad and devastated to still be alive in all that pain

The fire ants were like: "I got you bro"

Her: "Please end my suffering" Ants: *no*

Almost dies from skydiving Her: yeah lets do it again its fun

The Ants: If anyones gunna kill you it's gunna be us, get back up there.

when you land on a monster after falling from a high place in terraria:

Talk about Divine intervention.

This is the definition of underrated

Fire ants' defensive mechanism save her life.

blud got the immunity frames 💀

There was a similar case only with a girl paralysed and stuck in a wheel chair. However she was saved by bees and wasps stinging her which actually caused her to come out of the condition that put her in that state. As a result doctors started testing Wasp and Bee Venom.

she had so much pain it saved her life absolutely crazy

There’s a real tough lady right there

I hope she was totally numb from the fall, because shattered bones and hundreds of fire ants bite must have been atrocious. 😭

Thats some plot armour right there

At least the ants didn't forget her reboot card

"although under normal conditions this would have been extremely painful" Yeah, even if it saved her, I'm betting it was still painful...

"she went right back to skydiving" Stoobid

Imagine having to censure words like shattered 😂

Those ants must have been confused as hell