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Bert Kreischer Drinks A Gallon Of Kool-Aid A Day???? | 2 Bears 1 Cave Highlight 

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How would you react if you found out your best friend started the day with half a gallon container of Kool-Aid, and that they drink between 1-1.5 gallons of it DAILY?
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@MrDdye29
@MrDdye29 3 года назад
"What kind?" "Red" Legitimately an underrated part of this clip, answers it exactly how a 6 year old would lol
@larrymcjones
@larrymcjones 3 года назад
Dude I just bought a cool blue Gatorade and idk what the flavor is I just call it cool blue
@cordcd7
@cordcd7 3 года назад
That’s where I lost it
@mdhcccc
@mdhcccc 3 года назад
When u break down the different parts of the clip into levels of rating is when u have taken it too far
@RKrk-jj2li
@RKrk-jj2li 3 года назад
hahaha... I thought the same thing. I thought of my nephew....
@keysersoze3804
@keysersoze3804 3 года назад
mdhcccc 🙄
@ElAyDubleZee
@ElAyDubleZee Год назад
The way he innocently says "Red" as if it's a flavor 🤣🤣
@jaycehoward2771
@jaycehoward2771 Год назад
Just like a 5 year old child would answer lmao! Kills me every time.
@toddharper2003
@toddharper2003 Год назад
And almost irritated, like, "Red, what else?"
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 Год назад
In fairness, Tom didn't ask what flavor, he just asked what kind
@ericschultz525
@ericschultz525 Год назад
koolaid is the only drink where the color is the flavor
@toast9965
@toast9965 Год назад
You never refer to Kool Aid by its actually flavor.
@Twhyte96
@Twhyte96 10 месяцев назад
Tom almost let it slide but then let his intrusive thoughts win with just a “Kool aid?” And it gave us one of the greatest podcast clips in history
@Randomjackass135
@Randomjackass135 2 месяца назад
Greatest? Jesus Christ you people have the sense of humor I had when I was 8
@obama7855
@obama7855 2 месяца назад
​​@@Randomjackass135what's your sense of humor then?
@nonago725
@nonago725 Месяц назад
​@@Randomjackass135 it's sad that you lack joy in life
@bozokreso5555
@bozokreso5555 29 дней назад
​@@obama7855 no guys, you dont understand, he is like soooo mature.
@JohnDoe-cj1cw
@JohnDoe-cj1cw Год назад
Tom dying of laughter while saying "this is so much sugar" is the most dad thing ever.
@NateSchulte
@NateSchulte Год назад
That part lives rent free in my head, along with the rest of this clip
@steflift5165
@steflift5165 Год назад
1:20
@radmanstan413
@radmanstan413 3 года назад
Bert lives like how a kid would imagine being an adult is like
@alifelesstoxic1253
@alifelesstoxic1253 3 года назад
I know Right 😂
@dtsnyder12
@dtsnyder12 3 года назад
super underrated comment
@benjones6030
@benjones6030 3 года назад
Are we sure Bert hasn't messed around with a Zoltar machine?
@Aribbonofsoundmen
@Aribbonofsoundmen 3 года назад
@@dtsnyder12 literally not "underrated" you chump.
@sansfreedom1629
@sansfreedom1629 3 года назад
@@Aribbonofsoundmen Swear someone says that under any half funny comment
@AD-df5tm
@AD-df5tm 2 года назад
I love how Tom is laughing at how fucking absurd Bert is and Bert is just laughing because Tom is laughing.
@OverAchi3ver
@OverAchi3ver 2 года назад
thats the beauty of it
@odditt9159
@odditt9159 2 года назад
True Friends
@jessicagiardullo4209
@jessicagiardullo4209 2 года назад
I love how red they both get when they laugh. Like their whole head is beat red lol
@climatixseuche
@climatixseuche 2 года назад
and we all are laughing because they are laughing btw. how high are we?
@jurgenp.2408
@jurgenp.2408 2 года назад
They both seem so kind hearted in a very equal way. Good people..
@bskbskbskbskbsk
@bskbskbskbskbsk 8 месяцев назад
“It’s low calorie Kool-Aid.” “Yeah, no, most doctors recommend it.” 💀 I’m dead.
@markenriquez625
@markenriquez625 3 месяца назад
the best part is they don't sell low-calorie kool-aid, the packet is just flavoring, and you add sugar to it that is the calories, so he is just totally delusional just like his alcoholism lol
@Monarch-jb8vi
@Monarch-jb8vi Год назад
"You never realize how different you are until someone points it out" hits really close to home
@oscar.esteves
@oscar.esteves 9 месяцев назад
We all have our quirks.
@Thewaterspirit57
@Thewaterspirit57 5 месяцев назад
SAME.
@aesopivan
@aesopivan 2 года назад
They way he says “Red” he sounds like a child and doesn’t see anything wrong with drinking that much koolaid😂
@alexjones7043
@alexjones7043 2 года назад
It’s also that he makes it out like it’s a really important part of the day and he doesn’t even know the flavour. Just the colour it is. That’s fucking hilarious.
@belindakaut6212
@belindakaut6212 2 года назад
why narc hahahahha jesus
@eljoelo2459
@eljoelo2459 2 года назад
@@ORiOh4582 LMAO
@devinallinson4824
@devinallinson4824 2 года назад
@@ORiOh4582 IM DEAD A FUCKING NARC 😂
@VXBAKER
@VXBAKER 2 года назад
@@alexjones7043 Well to be fair kool aid pretty much only has one flavor in different colors.
@nyastclair8174
@nyastclair8174 3 года назад
The guy laughing maniacally off in the distance the whole time is the cherry on top.
@jakehunter8341
@jakehunter8341 3 года назад
The *RED* on top.
@dininelbourne
@dininelbourne 3 года назад
Fucking precisely. That guy makes this whole thing next level.
@ctand91
@ctand91 2 года назад
The soundboard laugh?
@carmenporter7087
@carmenporter7087 2 года назад
@@ctand91 That's not a soundboard... it's Nadav aka Blueban, the show's producer.
@callumhill3758
@callumhill3758 2 года назад
It's a sound board, its added into loads of these and YMH
@mandelbomb99
@mandelbomb99 Год назад
The funniest part is that Bert doesn’t actually get why Tom’s laughing so hard, but he’s laughing cause Tom is laughing.
@Gnossiene369
@Gnossiene369 7 месяцев назад
That is the sad part... dude is a moron, and dying, laughing.
@casedistorted
@casedistorted 4 месяца назад
Bert is laughing cuz he knows it will get him views
@GetOffTheLawn
@GetOffTheLawn Год назад
When Bert doubled down with " I try to drink two of them everyday." LMFAO
@spencermackel7800
@spencermackel7800 3 года назад
“What flavor is it?” “Red.” HAHAHAHA
@quinnoconnor2605
@quinnoconnor2605 2 года назад
With a straight face lol
@Puggernuts
@Puggernuts 2 года назад
Better red than dead!
@mikopop
@mikopop 2 года назад
It's dumber, It's "What kind?" "red."
@markus2584
@markus2584 2 года назад
@@Puggernuts said the guy with the pokemon playlist lmao
@Puggernuts
@Puggernuts 2 года назад
@@markus2584 Lol it's a south park reference dude.. and pokemon kicks ass 🤘
@DesertDweller1776
@DesertDweller1776 3 года назад
“Good for that guy, he drinks a lot of water” get me every time
@dwightrichards3584
@dwightrichards3584 2 года назад
😂😂
@drsus0
@drsus0 2 года назад
“ i try to drink two every day” gets me…as if its what the doctor recommends lol!
@DesertDweller1776
@DesertDweller1776 2 года назад
@@drsus0 all docs suggest to drink two gallons of Kook-Aid A day lol
@toby2k75
@toby2k75 2 года назад
Lmao well technically bert is drinking alot of water😂😂
@NoblePineapples
@NoblePineapples 2 года назад
For me it's "You know how you don't realize how different you are until someone points it out?"
@VeMi1337
@VeMi1337 Год назад
To people who don't listen normally, the thing you have to realize, since the very beginning when they started this podcast in episode one and every single episode onwards they always, at some point of the show, talk about health, Burt's crazy fitness routines and how he is trying to lose weight. Also, Tom usually doesn't laugh very often as he is the more calm and collected person. Burt's crazy Kool aid intake really came out of nowhere and makes him look crazy when thinking about how much he talks about health.
@brancracker
@brancracker Год назад
Even better, 1 or 2 episodes before this Bert had said that he felt people who like ice cream are childish lol
@deezyD93
@deezyD93 Год назад
@@brancrackerhahaha I forgot that part 😂
@BattleBladeWarrior
@BattleBladeWarrior Год назад
Its true, tom sometimes puts off serial killer vibes, with how serious he can be, so seeing him flat out lose it was just great. Makes sense though, considering what you mentioned. Probably did not see that coming at all XD
@thisusedtobemyrealname7876
@thisusedtobemyrealname7876 Год назад
I'm Finnish and we don't have kool aid here. Quick googling revealed that if he indeed drinks "low calorie" kool aid it looks like it does not have carbs. Which is strange since maltodextrin is in there which I think is just carbs. Can anyone clarify if this is correct since I cant believe the amount of sugar he consumes everyday if he drinks 120 oz (3.6 litres!) Of regular kool aid everyday.
@BattleBladeWarrior
@BattleBladeWarrior Год назад
@@thisusedtobemyrealname7876 Yea, even if his calories are low, the amount of sugar must be insane. They saw when you over consume substances though, your body builds up a tolerance, so it might not even do anything for him, hence why he guzzles so much.
@jefryaye1017
@jefryaye1017 Год назад
Does anyone else come back this episode just to have a laugh once in a while. I love you guys
@theelfchannel
@theelfchannel Год назад
2222
@danielwilks1964
@danielwilks1964 Год назад
2023 once a week.
@zachgraves1617
@zachgraves1617 Год назад
Absolutely, I laughed as hard as Tom the first time 🤣
@Isthis_england
@Isthis_england Год назад
Every day mate
@r.edward5701
@r.edward5701 Год назад
Did today
@SHEEMBA
@SHEEMBA 3 года назад
That genuine "red" answer got me
@str8cash113
@str8cash113 3 года назад
"what flavor"? RED! LOL priceless
@josephlittlefield2313
@josephlittlefield2313 3 года назад
“Blue is not a flavor.” “Oh, blue blast? Give it here.” -Michael Scott
@REAPER3fitty
@REAPER3fitty 3 года назад
That's how you say it
@richliving1619
@richliving1619 3 года назад
Red or purple. Those are the only acceptable answers to what kool-aid you’re drinking.
@Dannyjedge
@Dannyjedge 3 года назад
Joseph Littlefield “how many filet o’fishes did you eat?” “That’s three or four months worth, Ryan”
@daves984
@daves984 3 года назад
Tom's crying because he just realized his best friend is a 10 yr old boy
@markh3684
@markh3684 3 года назад
Tom's crying because 20mg Tom just realized his best friend is a 10 yr old boy
@daves984
@daves984 3 года назад
@@hamschh you are mistaken, you are missing it entirely. Bert is a bit! He is a character. That is him I wouldn't second guess that he drinks a gallon of koolaid a day and doesn't think anything is wrong with that.
@krazyk3842
@krazyk3842 3 года назад
Just realized I think he knew that lmao. He doesn't shower, doesn't brush his teeth, and have you seen his clothes in the tour bus lmao.
@no-gc6xd
@no-gc6xd 3 года назад
Or realizing his best friend only has a handful of years left on earth
@krazyk3842
@krazyk3842 3 года назад
@@no-gc6xd omfg
@wealthedge
@wealthedge Год назад
Tom trying to calm himself down with “….it’s so much Kool Aid…” is SLAYING ME.
@r.edward5701
@r.edward5701 Год назад
03:20 😂
@davisd3928
@davisd3928 6 месяцев назад
Tom's goose honk laugh at 0:49 brings me pure joy
@talkingmudcrab718
@talkingmudcrab718 3 года назад
Bert literally didn't realize how ridiculous the concept of drinking a gallon of Kool-Aid a day was until Tom lost his shit. Let that sink in.
@ReeferSmoker
@ReeferSmoker 3 года назад
@mamamia88 even a pack of that shit is awful for you
@ReeferSmoker
@ReeferSmoker 3 года назад
@@Sigrafix he's just replacing addictions, it's like stopping crack but switching to full time eating
@Sigrafix
@Sigrafix 3 года назад
@@ReeferSmoker I don't see how you can be addicted to kool aid tho.. Lol.
@ReeferSmoker
@ReeferSmoker 3 года назад
@@Sigrafix sugar, hello? It triggers the release of serotonin its why fat people get fatter by the day
@karabinjr
@karabinjr 3 года назад
sugar-free kool aid is 5 calories per serving actually
@VictoryVII
@VictoryVII 3 года назад
Bert doesnt realize the reason he's sweating is because his blood sugar is through the fucking roof
@igotanM16
@igotanM16 2 года назад
And his blood pressure is probably high asf also. That's why he turned red so quickly.
@ojc8203
@ojc8203 2 года назад
Good old American ignorance! Ppl don’t know that leanest beef has 25%of fat and put butter on it and eat it with potato of different kind
@RusticVisuals
@RusticVisuals 2 года назад
@@ojc8203 is that the leanest? Is it a mislabeling thing or what? Because at the comissary here theres a lotta 93%
@angelgjr1999
@angelgjr1999 2 года назад
I’m genuinely impressed Bret Chrysler is still alive
@daddydankmemes6260
@daddydankmemes6260 2 года назад
@@ojc8203 I've seen 90% lean beef and you can get higher if you're willing to pay for it
@Simply_marryy
@Simply_marryy Год назад
The double take Tom gives in the beginning gets me every time 😂
@OMGtheykilledKenny42
@OMGtheykilledKenny42 Год назад
Both of them double take looking at the 2 Bears poster.
@normanjouett2792
@normanjouett2792 Год назад
The way Tom calmly says "take me through your morning" will always kill me.
@fightclubswag
@fightclubswag 3 года назад
Bert literally drinks almost a pound of sugar in kool-aid every single day AND showers in a pool. How is he not being studied by Jane Goodall
@ShawnHodgins
@ShawnHodgins 3 года назад
Too few humans have evolved far enough to appreciate your point.
@philocalypso
@philocalypso 3 года назад
Knowing bert its probably sugar free
@roryvonmeyer2643
@roryvonmeyer2643 3 года назад
How the hell do you "shower in the pool"? Does Bert bring shampoo, conditioner, body wash and whatever else into a pool with him and bathe?
@KiteAndKeyProductions
@KiteAndKeyProductions 3 года назад
@@roryvonmeyer2643 yes
@roryvonmeyer2643
@roryvonmeyer2643 3 года назад
@@KiteAndKeyProductions this guy is barely human
@danakendall282
@danakendall282 2 года назад
Bert's laugh sounds like some type of prehistoric sea bird dying slowly in the tar pits.
@manhathaway
@manhathaway Год назад
I love this comment. Goated.
@hankhell5663
@hankhell5663 Год назад
This comment made me do the bird laugh
@ffibonacci
@ffibonacci Год назад
Lmfao
@LoneStarVII
@LoneStarVII Год назад
1:01 mating call
@famousguest
@famousguest Год назад
accurate ;D
@Mikemikemike131
@Mikemikemike131 Год назад
At 4:20 Tom just looks at Bert completely baffled and shakes his head because his best friend drinks a gallon of kool-aid a day and doesn't think twice about it
@gapjunction11
@gapjunction11 Год назад
After watching it a hundred times, I just realised for the first time ever that at 2:02 Bert is farting from laughing so hard.
@jesterokjones4954
@jesterokjones4954 Год назад
I just caught that this time around, LMMFAO
@brandonjustes947
@brandonjustes947 Год назад
Oh yeah? Who ever blamed it, flamed it... (back of the bus joke).
@florida2407
@florida2407 Год назад
ROFLLLLL
@calicesar
@calicesar Год назад
He lets it rip a 1:44 too lmao
@hayleeloveland7685
@hayleeloveland7685 Год назад
Thank you so much for this
@Vorusen
@Vorusen 3 года назад
"If you're a grown man eating ice cream your life is out of control" Says the man who takes baths in the pool and TRIES to drink a gallon of Kool-Aid a day.
@jessicaisabella8308
@jessicaisabella8308 3 года назад
My exact thoughts watching this!
@anthonyyyy2858
@anthonyyyy2858 3 года назад
I don't think he tries, I think he does.
@ZeroFucksLeft
@ZeroFucksLeft 3 года назад
There is no try, only do
@nathanlebsock8945
@nathanlebsock8945 3 года назад
It’s light calorie kool-aid
@will_boner17
@will_boner17 3 года назад
Just let it happen
@MCRmechanic
@MCRmechanic 3 года назад
I think it's so hilarious to Tom because he's probably been watching Bert drink out of that thing for months thinking "Wow, this guy drinks a lot of water. That's great." only to finally discover that he has been drinking kool-Aid the entire time. In that context it's so much funnier to me haha.
@tiktokuser8498
@tiktokuser8498 2 года назад
taken. tom says that on 1:41
@joelanderson839
@joelanderson839 2 года назад
And on top of that, this was during a time in the show (and just in Bert & Tom’s friendship) when every week it seemed like we found out a new unhealthy or gross things that Bert does. Pool showering, wiping his ass with his hands, drinking wine on the treadmill, etc. and it all reached a climax in this clip. It’s so beautiful hahaha
@MrMetalhorse
@MrMetalhorse 2 года назад
@@joelanderson839 He does fucking what? WIPE WITH HIS HANDS?!! When did he say that? Do you have a link? can you elaborate? I NEED ANSWERS
@everybodyhateschrismania7970
@everybodyhateschrismania7970 2 года назад
How has he not have a heart attack
@everybodyhateschrismania7970
@everybodyhateschrismania7970 2 года назад
@@MrMetalhorse right
@rafaelmarquez8886
@rafaelmarquez8886 5 месяцев назад
5:18 “Then I get in the pool, I shower in the pool” lmao 🤣
@spockolenbrander256
@spockolenbrander256 Год назад
Tom genuinely thought he was joking at first until he poured the Kool Aid
@FattyMateo
@FattyMateo 3 года назад
"you know how you never realize how different you are until someone points it out"? Good bless Bert, he's so innocent
@jwm6314
@jwm6314 2 года назад
Like Christina learning you can dry yourself with a towel before you get dressed...
@michaeltonikov
@michaeltonikov 2 года назад
He's so sweet. Literally, SO MUCH SUGAR
@arnoldhernandez1910
@arnoldhernandez1910 2 года назад
@@jwm6314 tf 😂
@snoop4470
@snoop4470 2 года назад
I come back every few months to watch this. I love it so much. "I try to drink two everyday" like it's part of some diet.
@bradymoore7675
@bradymoore7675 Год назад
That’s the part that got me 😂😂
@spjr99
@spjr99 Год назад
me justfiying drinking iced tea all day because its basically water
@krishaneWDssc
@krishaneWDssc Год назад
Every few months, this is the 15th tome watching this month
@thesupreme8062
@thesupreme8062 Год назад
@@spjr99 I mean as long as you dont put much sugar into it
@TexasTimelapse
@TexasTimelapse Год назад
I do the same when I need a good laugh. It never lets me down.
@adamrivera8550
@adamrivera8550 Год назад
If Bert said “Let me take a sip of this.” Instead of “Koolaid”, this moment wouldn’t exist. Let that sink in.
@comdrive3865
@comdrive3865 Год назад
It's a moment, but moments like these aren't rare if you put the right people with the right vibes in the same room
@comdrive3865
@comdrive3865 Год назад
@Dave Lane you probably mean well to correct him but the "grow up" at the end is unnecessary. makes you look like an asshole. lmao.
@andrewjohnson588
@andrewjohnson588 Год назад
Even after Bert says it, Tom almost lets it go. He does a double take and you can almost see him debating whether to say anything.
@getgle
@getgle Год назад
@Dave Lane 🤓
@liamk1610
@liamk1610 Год назад
​@Dave Lane You don't have to be this guy.
@mitchellfeldman273
@mitchellfeldman273 Месяц назад
Tom rolling his eyes and shaking his head when Bert says "i shower in the pool" at 5:20 is so freaking funny like hes thinking "jesus im friends with a literal manchild" 😂😂😂
@marios3202
@marios3202 3 года назад
Bert is like what happens when you give a 12 year old a million dollars..
@brando847
@brando847 3 года назад
Literally the Blank Check kid grown up
@-cali-gbpacker559
@-cali-gbpacker559 3 года назад
No sh*t 🤣
@poppinboppin7250
@poppinboppin7250 2 года назад
@@-cali-gbpacker559 thanks for the censor. Bad words hurt my feelings.
@lyndacork2821
@lyndacork2821 2 года назад
Lol. Good one!
@MK-573
@MK-573 2 года назад
@@poppinboppin7250 damn a light roast! He silly goose though
@John_Notmylastname
@John_Notmylastname 2 года назад
Just think if Bert had never said “Let me take a little sip of Kool-Aid” we would not have this moment. I wonder how much longer it would have gone that nobody knew he was drinking Kool-aid the entire time?
@executioner_ecgbert884
@executioner_ecgbert884 2 года назад
I loved that moment of confusion from Tom before he realizes
@topramen5344
@topramen5344 2 года назад
@@user-dx7yu1pm2i I feel the same way since those cups are just there, but the laughter and reactions don’t seem fake at all
@wasteman9548
@wasteman9548 2 года назад
@@user-dx7yu1pm2i i feel like bert may have planned it but tom didnt know, those reactions were way too genuine
@maryannpeterson7292
@maryannpeterson7292 2 года назад
@@executioner_ecgbert884 p
@maryannpeterson7292
@maryannpeterson7292 2 года назад
@@executioner_ecgbert884 p
@rhysobrien2439
@rhysobrien2439 Год назад
I think I've watched this 100 times and it's still hilarious. "People walk around and they're like, good for that guy. He drinks a lot of water!"
@armanarmadillo
@armanarmadillo Год назад
I've only laughed as hard as these two with my friend who's since passed from a heart attack. We were getting high in my office and watching this random funny show, and we both laughed for 45 minutes straight. By the time we calmed down, we weren't even high anymore, and I felt physically ill. RIP Big Arm.
@EraserTraceur
@EraserTraceur Год назад
Bless. Wait, getting high in an office? Lul.
@armanarmadillo
@armanarmadillo Год назад
@I Gonna Be Neenja Ah, yeah man. I was a 21 year old kid that got lucky enough to run a small business but I was also an irresponsible pot head that liked to hang out with friends after work. So we'd smoke blunts and chill in my office lol.
@EraserTraceur
@EraserTraceur Год назад
@@armanarmadillo haha u goated for that
@wyattpurpp
@wyattpurpp 5 месяцев назад
Same. Getting high with a buddy watching Without a Paddle and rewinding the part in the hospital parking lot at least 45 times. Big ups and love to ya homie.
@skonka8503
@skonka8503 3 года назад
"dude that's 25g of sugar per serving!" "Yeah, but look at the Vitamin C" 😂
@aceisgreat2008
@aceisgreat2008 3 года назад
The genuine disappointed look on Tom's face in immediate response to that really got me hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
@kamikazeeOG
@kamikazeeOG 3 года назад
"Yeah, that's true"
@moronfromouterspace2972
@moronfromouterspace2972 3 года назад
😂
@aceisgreat2008
@aceisgreat2008 3 года назад
6:46 btw in case anyone wants to go right to it 😂😂😂
@timcombs558
@timcombs558 3 года назад
its low sugar Kool AId!!!!
@selfmadenewbie
@selfmadenewbie Год назад
The way he says “I’ve gotta do two a day,” like he’s fulfilling some kind of prescribed nutritional requirement. 😂
@zedc6072
@zedc6072 Год назад
yeah like its for its health
@jamx_1276
@jamx_1276 Год назад
Hey that's what probably keeps the alcohol from killing him
@jumpingilly732
@jumpingilly732 Год назад
He says he tries to
@brucedoyle4055
@brucedoyle4055 Год назад
I mean how else does he keep in shape
@teeell3712
@teeell3712 Год назад
@@jumpingilly732 which is funnier. really working to fit that in. Goal set.
@av0976
@av0976 Год назад
3:40 not Bert sounding like Pennywise when he laughs😂
@DavidMarksmen1992
@DavidMarksmen1992 7 месяцев назад
Anyone else come back to watch this once a month and laugh as hard as the first time?
@JonSudano
@JonSudano 2 года назад
I need a guy to cackle wildly in the background at everything I say, for my mental health
@scottg1942
@scottg1942 2 года назад
Agreed
@MiniMagit
@MiniMagit 2 года назад
Youre the last guy I expected to see in these comments, I love your videos man
@Hillybolly609
@Hillybolly609 2 года назад
Somebody once told me
@jinglemyberries866
@jinglemyberries866 2 года назад
who is that guy who always laughs in the background he has a very contagious laughter
@neaituppi7306
@neaituppi7306 2 года назад
I need two, just so I know the first wasn't just laughing from a Kool-Aid sugar buzz.
@Bugattiman9999
@Bugattiman9999 2 года назад
Bert’s matter of fact “RED” answer is just precious 😆🤣😂😅
@ILOVEGOOOOOOLD
@ILOVEGOOOOOOLD 2 года назад
Lmaoo was looking for this comment. How confident he is in his answer
@michaelgeeslin7731
@michaelgeeslin7731 2 года назад
My favorite part, besides Toms inital “you’re drinking…a fucking….64oz….(cannot finish)
@Lemmonjello416
@Lemmonjello416 2 года назад
I like that they both turn a deeper shade of red than the coolaid
@sctkarter1111
@sctkarter1111 2 года назад
He’s literally a child in adult form. Most rational adults say “cherry, strawberry, etc”
@traviscoates6878
@traviscoates6878 2 года назад
Duh! What else is there?
@litseagull554
@litseagull554 6 месяцев назад
Tom laughed uncontrollably for damn near 4 minutes straight. Thats a great start to the day
@peterogrodnick5693
@peterogrodnick5693 Год назад
Tom Segura has one of the best laughs I’ve ever heard. It’s contagious as all hell 😂
@thealphabeaver298
@thealphabeaver298 3 года назад
Tom "what kind" Bert "Red." Respect burt, the hood sees you.
@Christopher-md7tf
@Christopher-md7tf 3 года назад
Soo woo
@jonathanberhe2307
@jonathanberhe2307 3 года назад
Water, sugar and red
@Kdm109
@Kdm109 3 года назад
That seems like something tampa trash would drink
@jonasmachado9431
@jonasmachado9431 3 года назад
Two flavors, red and purple.
@austins7060
@austins7060 3 года назад
Burt wears a hood lol
@chaddt
@chaddt 3 года назад
Double iced coffee: ✅ “Run” “4” “miles”: ✅ “Shower” in the pool: ✅ 64oz yeti tumbler of Kool Aid: ✅
@leemiera84
@leemiera84 3 года назад
*hydro flask
@obesebird
@obesebird 3 года назад
*2 64 oz kool aids
@wrizzy9393
@wrizzy9393 3 года назад
Don’t forget he skips brushing his teeth and just uses a water pick. I can’t believe that his wife can stand all of this 😂😂😂😂. Dirty country girl
@johntetzler1662
@johntetzler1662 3 года назад
*growler
@allianceofsteel
@allianceofsteel 3 года назад
@@wrizzy9393 awful white teeth for a water pick though
@erikcruz5465
@erikcruz5465 10 месяцев назад
Showed this to my 10 & 7 yr olds. We all were howling. I read a comment somewhere that said “Bert lives life the way a child thinks adults live” or something like that. So true.
@DCfreerunner
@DCfreerunner 3 года назад
I no longer think drinking alcohol is the reason Bert has high blood pressure
@erikmichael1901
@erikmichael1901 3 года назад
Real talk. 64 oz of Tito’s might be healthier. Cuz you sure as heck ain’t drinking all 64 oz nor a second jug.
@BrandonM7777
@BrandonM7777 3 года назад
there's a 100% chance that koolaid has vodka in it, so it's still both.
@AxelQC
@AxelQC 3 года назад
That's 640 calories of pure sugar in that bottle.
@eks9225
@eks9225 3 года назад
@@AxelQC 800
@yoshibeats5663
@yoshibeats5663 Год назад
@@BrandonM7777 I think Tom would have mentioned it when he tasted it. I bet it's just Coolaid
@thosearepinklemons
@thosearepinklemons 3 года назад
The more we find out about Bert, the more I'm surprised he's still alive.
@Seamalicous
@Seamalicous 3 года назад
I've definitely switched from 'how is that guy so fat?' to 'how does he weigh under 500 pounds'
@Greeezy
@Greeezy 3 года назад
Mickey Mantle gene baby
@Ron.316
@Ron.316 Год назад
To think what Bert said already went past him and he had to go back and process it. Then asks "Kool Aid?..."😂
@elitetilinguk3757
@elitetilinguk3757 Год назад
The thing I love about this type of comedy is they didn’t even make a joke. Almost seven and a half minutes of solid side splitting laughter. As Frank Carson would say…”it’s the way you tell ‘em”
@madecl21
@madecl21 3 года назад
Sincerely I don't think Bert understands why Tom's laughing that much
@NaruBrilu
@NaruBrilu 3 года назад
Lmao he doesnt have that much self-awareness so most likely not
@EvanSaltare
@EvanSaltare 3 года назад
I was waiting for him to let slip through the crying laughter, "you're definitely going to die soon".
@biglicker4473
@biglicker4473 3 года назад
Lmao Bert even says he drinks a certain amount of it to balance the water he drinks. dude has a daily intake of cherry kool-aid he must consume im freaking howling i love this dude
@adamjamestattoos
@adamjamestattoos 3 года назад
He has no clue. Haha
@willmach
@willmach 3 года назад
While Bert is an idiot, sometimes nothing is funnier than watching your friends lose their shit laughing
@matthewsmith3649
@matthewsmith3649 3 года назад
Bert is how I imagine a real life Homer Simpson would be.
@mattsmith7962
@mattsmith7962 3 года назад
Brother
@jf3130
@jf3130 3 года назад
Florida is full of Homers
@vampire361
@vampire361 3 года назад
I never thought of that till now. Thank you for opening my eyes.
@doodooswaggy3825
@doodooswaggy3825 3 года назад
Homer was funny
@wgorham93
@wgorham93 3 года назад
except dumber
@chazlon5061
@chazlon5061 Год назад
this reminds me of a moment i had with my friend. both of us are fat. and we were laughing about how hilarious an imaginary scenario would be if we were being chased by police as we both rode on the same motorcycle, going slowly down the road cause of how much we'd weigh down the motorcycle. We were two fat guys hysterically laughing at our own fatness for five minutes straight, just like this 😂
@iamthemiracle81
@iamthemiracle81 Год назад
😂😂😂
@OMGtheykilledKenny42
@OMGtheykilledKenny42 Год назад
So you are also 2 Bears 1 Cave?
@MyhorseInthegravy
@MyhorseInthegravy 9 месяцев назад
Lmao, omg, lol…..motorcycle, ha ha
@jcdenton4911
@jcdenton4911 5 месяцев назад
What is the funny part about it?
@chazlon5061
@chazlon5061 5 месяцев назад
just to image seeing that going down the road! 😂 @@jcdenton4911
@t.n.2297
@t.n.2297 Год назад
I have started a ritual where I watch this every morning so I can laugh stupidly and it just sets the mood for the day. I’m so much happier after laughing along with this nonsense.
@BobbyDigital59
@BobbyDigital59 3 года назад
The worst part is him “trying to drink 1 or 2 more of these” like it’s for his health
@spyczech
@spyczech 3 года назад
When said "trying to" I was sent into orbit 🤣
@kusucks991
@kusucks991 3 года назад
@@spyczech I'm so glad I'm not the only one that keeps getting stuck on that HAHA, "I *try to* drink 2 a day"
@IntensePeppers
@IntensePeppers 3 года назад
You mean best part
@Squirrelconga
@Squirrelconga 3 года назад
I heard it that way too!!!! 😂
@JJM2222
@JJM2222 3 года назад
"look at the vitamin c though"
@roguesample
@roguesample 2 года назад
Tom almost composing himself and then taking a drink of the Kool-Aid only to lose his shit completely again kills me 🤣
@TheRox0923
@TheRox0923 2 года назад
You can see the moment the sugar hits his bloodstream lmao
@jerseydevil1
@jerseydevil1 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@TheParkerThirteen
@TheParkerThirteen Год назад
2:27
@BB7News
@BB7News Год назад
@@TheParkerThirteen
@1evilhulk
@1evilhulk Год назад
Lol! "I feel sick"... "I need to lay down."
@filenotfound_2416
@filenotfound_2416 10 месяцев назад
I love that you can see Tom’s tears welling up in his eyes, like he’s genuinely laughing so damn hard lmao. This clip is legendary
@justinehly2488
@justinehly2488 Месяц назад
The way Tom takes a sip after they stop laughing, and immediately starts laughing again because it's good.🤣
@99Cloverfield
@99Cloverfield 3 года назад
Bert: "Ice cream is for children, no grown man should eat ice cream." Also Bert: "I try to drink a gallon of Kool Aid a day"
@varden3270
@varden3270 3 года назад
He now eats tons of ice cream too. It's his "thing".
@uwotm
@uwotm 3 года назад
Tom: what flavour? Burnt: red He says fucking red
@BigNUTT
@BigNUTT 3 года назад
@@uwotm LMAO Burnt
@KillerRobson
@KillerRobson 3 года назад
@@uwotm To be fair red is almost a good description. I don't remember what red kool aid is supposed to be flavoured. Cherry if I had to guess, I it definitely does not taste like it.
@MrWhingeypants
@MrWhingeypants 3 года назад
@@varden3270 like eating brownies
@dj1slandboy
@dj1slandboy 3 года назад
“Good for that guy. He drinks a lot of water” That’s the shit that go so hard
@salazarklopp3732
@salazarklopp3732 5 месяцев назад
I love how at 2:29 he takes a second sip an then starts laughing because he realises again how much sugar it is
@plonjart
@plonjart Год назад
Literally the most I've ever seen Tom laugh
@salvador3828
@salvador3828 8 месяцев назад
The bit about jennifer aniston is also fucking hilarious
@ballconei4879
@ballconei4879 3 года назад
Tom normally only laugh's like this during the final moments of his victims death spasms.
@KrikZ32
@KrikZ32 3 года назад
In a way that's what this is
@jasondraughon8825
@jasondraughon8825 3 года назад
KrikKiller possibly the best reply that was possible.
@antonioguzman2805
@antonioguzman2805 3 года назад
Nothing better than a fresh kill.
@SinSeared
@SinSeared 3 года назад
@ballconei is that a nutsack on an icecream cone
@sansfreedom1629
@sansfreedom1629 3 года назад
@@SinSeared Yes, yes it is.
@theCitizenholmes
@theCitizenholmes 3 года назад
The high pitched squeal is how Bert attracts local dogs to mate with.
@apatel922
@apatel922 3 года назад
*with him
@unchainedpapabear4517
@unchainedpapabear4517 3 года назад
At least ya heard it ya dirty dog😂
@theCitizenholmes
@theCitizenholmes 3 года назад
@@apatel922 I'm not sure YMH RU-vid comments about Bert fucking dogs are where you go to find examples of proper use of prepositional phrases, my guy.
@rymichaeldudeguy65
@rymichaeldudeguy65 3 года назад
1:36
@8kigana
@8kigana 3 года назад
You mean like a Hyena and monkey going at it laugh.
@Trackstar800m204
@Trackstar800m204 Год назад
Tom's reaction at 5:55 is kinda wild. Like he laughs cause it's hilarious but also quickly realizes his best friend will eventually die from his over-consumption.
@ProfPsycDad
@ProfPsycDad Год назад
Id be frustrated as hell
@maxfern5701
@maxfern5701 Год назад
6:46 is even worse, look at Tom's face after he looks away, he looks genuinely sad.
@anthonycruz2060
@anthonycruz2060 Год назад
This is one of the best videos ever lmao. Literally just 2 guys laughing their asses off over koolaid for 7 straight minutes.
@ilikemyowncomments9065
@ilikemyowncomments9065 3 года назад
"I'm sweating and crying." It's called diabetes, Bert
@kennethscherer4734
@kennethscherer4734 2 года назад
WebMD sent me to this comment.
@rouuuk
@rouuuk 2 года назад
@@kennethscherer4734 is it?
@ryanp6999
@ryanp6999 2 года назад
@@rouuuk nah I think its a joke because of the whole sugar in the kool-aid thing.
@spartan1010101
@spartan1010101 2 года назад
@@rouuukLaughing is actually like a workout kinda since so many muscles tense up and relax. I think it was like 15 min of laughing burns around 30 something calories.
@mattfinley4544
@mattfinley4544 2 года назад
Its sugar free kool aid
@PurpleHeartSti
@PurpleHeartSti 2 года назад
The fact that "I shower in the pool" slips by in this clip is still incredible to me. Brent should be studied for science.
@tajklair
@tajklair 2 года назад
Yes
@the_original_Bilb_Ono
@the_original_Bilb_Ono 2 года назад
Rich people gunna rich.
@korganrocks3995
@korganrocks3995 2 года назад
@@the_original_Bilb_Ono Rich would be installing a shower in the pool. Thinking chlorine = soap is pure Bert. 😛
@michaelelliott1212
@michaelelliott1212 2 года назад
Brent?
@korganrocks3995
@korganrocks3995 2 года назад
@@michaelelliott1212 Misspelling Bert's first and last names is some kinda meme, though I have no idea how it started.
@tannorkocis7023
@tannorkocis7023 Год назад
Doesn’t matter what kinda day you be having, a laugh party like this will turn your day around. Fuck laughter is a special thing.
@mylesmontgomery942
@mylesmontgomery942 8 месяцев назад
The guy laughing in the background makes this video PERFECTION it just echoes the humor so perfectly
@malachidavie5764
@malachidavie5764 Год назад
1:44 put me in tears. “Good for that guy , he drinks a lot of water” 😂😂😂
@jayjavdav403
@jayjavdav403 Год назад
Same Lmfao
@johnwebster76
@johnwebster76 Год назад
I immediately thought about all the sugar in 64 oz of Kool-aid, half a cup of sugar
@casedistorted
@casedistorted 4 месяца назад
Jesus Christ how does he not have diabettus.@@johnwebster76
@paul1979uk
@paul1979uk 4 месяца назад
That's when I nearly passed out in the kitchen. Don't watch this whilst making a cup of tea.
@prim34ev
@prim34ev 3 года назад
I feel like Bert didn’t really get why Tom was laughing so hard but seeing such hard laughter made him laugh too, this is great
@MatTastic209
@MatTastic209 3 года назад
Proven when Bert says "You know how you don't realize how different you are until someone points it out?"
@NotCassidy
@NotCassidy 3 года назад
their laughter made this 100x funnier! 😂
@nickcolvert8282
@nickcolvert8282 3 года назад
Tom was laughing at Bert because Bert is fat.
@shanestephens4728
@shanestephens4728 3 года назад
A HUUUUUNDRED percent
@totallyintoit
@totallyintoit 3 года назад
Bert knows how to turn it on for the $$$
@JesseZakshesky
@JesseZakshesky Год назад
I come back to watch this clip every couple of months. It's great therapy. One of the best podcast moments in the history of podcasting.
@makatron
@makatron Год назад
Tom: what kind? Bert: RED 😂😂😂😂😂
@TheGooGaming
@TheGooGaming Год назад
I can’t get over the fact that Bert is consuming probably 2000% his daily recommended value of Vitamin C
@2fiddy_squiddy
@2fiddy_squiddy Год назад
That man never gets sick 🤣
@MrPek-fe9fp
@MrPek-fe9fp Год назад
It comes out with pee so you cant ever take too much c vitamin so thats good
@MrPek-fe9fp
@MrPek-fe9fp Год назад
Ssshoooo much SUGAR!!!!
@FUZYsquatch
@FUZYsquatch Год назад
400% DV of sugar
@hipknotiq
@hipknotiq Год назад
He's a machine from what I've heard.
@Andreweroo
@Andreweroo 3 года назад
Bert: Ice Cream is for children Also Bert:
@jmmyjimmy106
@jmmyjimmy106 3 года назад
As a 26 year old man who eats far too much Hagen-Daz ice cream I still haven't forgiven Burp Crystal for that comment. Until I watched a podcast from about a year ago where he was talking about ice creams he loves and I remembered 90% of the shit they say is for goofs.
@whiskeywombat4312
@whiskeywombat4312 3 года назад
Don't forget the Uncrustables
@Neimonster
@Neimonster 3 года назад
@@whiskeywombat4312 That's one of the main food groups
@TendoTheDude
@TendoTheDude 3 года назад
Such truth. Thanks mommy
@Christopher-md7tf
@Christopher-md7tf 3 года назад
@@whiskeywombat4312 Is that that movie with Robin de Niro and Kennard Costner?
@8LimbsGoldenGloves
@8LimbsGoldenGloves Год назад
"So much sugar" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MagnusVonBlack
@MagnusVonBlack Год назад
I watch this once a week.
@Treezfreeze
@Treezfreeze 3 года назад
we should enjoy Bernt Krystler while he's still with us
@lynchinjesus
@lynchinjesus 3 года назад
I think he would be more enjoyable gone.
@MattHawkesPurdy
@MattHawkesPurdy 3 года назад
Count2Potato ue
@andyman8662
@andyman8662 3 года назад
Dogs might not agree with you
@Prod_D
@Prod_D 3 года назад
Dude don't talk about Barny Krystar like that
@anthonyyyy2858
@anthonyyyy2858 3 года назад
Dude leave Brent Krystal's out of this
@johnp9235
@johnp9235 2 года назад
The worst thing about this clip is it made me realise how long it's been since I laughed like this. Can't help but watch it a couple of times a week to pick me back up
@jonnyw82
@jonnyw82 2 года назад
Same
@anon-nw7tj
@anon-nw7tj 2 года назад
Same
@michaelsmoak8804
@michaelsmoak8804 2 года назад
i was just thinking this EXACT same thing.
@jonnyw82
@jonnyw82 2 года назад
Every couple years I’ll have a laugh like this
@marcd5285
@marcd5285 2 года назад
Just came back to it now for that exact reason. All of my anxieties from the world just melted away watching this again. This clip is a gem
@andrescortez9625
@andrescortez9625 3 месяца назад
I watch this whenever I need a good laugh. 7 minutes later, the world doesn’t seem so dark. Cheers, lads.
@VinylUnboxings
@VinylUnboxings 2 года назад
"Most doctors recommend it" The delivery kills me
@Xaito
@Xaito 2 года назад
That guy is good, he should be a comedian or something ;)
@Xaxp
@Xaxp 2 года назад
@@Xaito I think one of them is a comedian. Edit: Ah, I see the wink now.
@mzerebniak
@mzerebniak 3 года назад
The fact that Bert says ‘I try to drink 2 a day’ as if it’s some sort of health goal to fast-track diabetes 😂😂😂
@vincentsanniti2438
@vincentsanniti2438 3 года назад
Like he feels bad if he misses his quota lol
@mimigiggles4199
@mimigiggles4199 3 года назад
All I can hear is Wilford Brimley saying diabeetus. The liver is just getting so much work for that fatty liver.
@jessicastefano9929
@jessicastefano9929 8 месяцев назад
That guy laughing in the back ground gets me all the time
@tommygunn8395
@tommygunn8395 Год назад
The sound of bert and Tom uncontrollably laughing is my therapy; love you brothers
@austinbell5374
@austinbell5374 3 года назад
The best part is the person in the background that’s having an aneurysm from laughing so hard
@peterarm4912
@peterarm4912 3 года назад
Always wondered how it is? Blueban?
@ohhhtartarsauce635
@ohhhtartarsauce635 3 года назад
@@peterarm4912 lol yeah that's Nadav, he's unintentionally become the live laugh track on pretty much all the podcasts recorded at Studio Jeans.
@ComicsCloset
@ComicsCloset 3 года назад
It’s some Jewish guy that googles stuff laughing
@brandonhalf3260
@brandonhalf3260 3 года назад
RIP Blueban
@commonlogic3646
@commonlogic3646 3 года назад
Yea wtf
@davidroos935
@davidroos935 3 года назад
“It’s watered down, it’s not too bad” this man been eating the powder straight up
@AB-gz9yb
@AB-gz9yb 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@maddmaxx94
@maddmaxx94 3 года назад
Just inject it you get the flavor faster
@crockpot2515
@crockpot2515 11 месяцев назад
Whenever I need a genuine laugh... I know I can click on this video. Never fails
@KOutOfMyYard
@KOutOfMyYard Год назад
“Take me through your morning ?” That’s when I really lost it. Pure joy
@smugreptile6695
@smugreptile6695 2 года назад
A man devastates his best friend with knowledge of his beverage choice and laughs as the man self destructs under the weight of knowing his bud drinks a GALLON of Kool-aid a day.
@raukoring
@raukoring 2 года назад
That was a great synopsis
@annamillar4591
@annamillar4591 2 года назад
I love that the laughter hits him like stages of grief
@aaronholstein3848
@aaronholstein3848 2 года назад
Ok Karen
@yohans1062
@yohans1062 2 года назад
It's fucking Kool aid
@BAPPOTHEMIGHTY123
@BAPPOTHEMIGHTY123 2 года назад
This is my favourite comment
@bs1820
@bs1820 3 года назад
“You know how you don’t realize how different you are until someone points it out”
@ultimatusjsliva14
@ultimatusjsliva14 2 года назад
That's the best line
@skedardestroyer
@skedardestroyer 7 месяцев назад
Any time I’m in a bad mood, I just watch these guys laughing about this, and it just makes me feel better. The laughter is contagious
@johnhavrilla6226
@johnhavrilla6226 Год назад
This is the video i return to when i need to laugh. Their laughs are so contagious thats its impossible to laugh along with them.
@chrisp5796
@chrisp5796 6 месяцев назад
120 ounces of Kool-aid daily is absolutely insane and a 100% certain ticket to Diabetes 😅 and that's why he has "Bert Body Syndrome"
@FhornPatrick
@FhornPatrick 3 года назад
I come back to this video a lot. The double-take that tom does at the beginning is wonderful.
@Hectoralejandroguerrero
@Hectoralejandroguerrero 3 года назад
Same
@shadow725
@shadow725 3 года назад
This is helping me get through the election.
@MrBinnz
@MrBinnz 3 года назад
Yeah same here, i love how his laugh builds up
@marksherrick
@marksherrick 3 года назад
This IS kool- aid. Perfect.
@ryanc7230
@ryanc7230 3 года назад
I just revisited. I’m heaving I’m laughing so hard.
@joshuamalott3748
@joshuamalott3748 2 года назад
“Look at the vitamin C though” The nail in my coffin
@TheMuffinManIsHappy
@TheMuffinManIsHappy 2 года назад
Definitely the nail in Bert’s coffin in a few years.
@tomdragon3881
@tomdragon3881 2 года назад
@@TheMuffinManIsHappy ahaha definitely
@Xaito
@Xaito 2 года назад
What's extra funny is that vitamin C overdose is actually unhealthy too.
@lawnguylanda912
@lawnguylanda912 2 года назад
@@Xaito yeah lol that’s a real thing
@Xaito
@Xaito 2 года назад
@@lawnguylanda912 Sure is. Food industry puts vitamin c in huge amounts in almost everything, as a preservative - often leading to daily intake doses that exceed the recommended levels several times over.
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