Tom Segura Loses It Over Bert Kreischer's Revelation - 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight 

I laughed so much Harder listing for the seagull sound and I LOST it

My cat was looking around scared

But it sounds exactly like this haha

My dog came RUNNING in just now too. Haha

same😂😂

For some reason I heard "her knees"....😂😂

@@popeopera in her knees 🤣

Closed fist, because he never slapped anyone in the knee

I am CRYING over this

@@popeopera you would hear 👂🤣 both her knees Crack as she fell too them after the closed fisted punch 👊too her face......

I like the laughter from the back as well

Good lord

It really is. 🤣🤣🤣

3:19 Bert's face when he said "in the face" had me ROFL! 💀☠💀☠🤣😂😭🤣😭

​@@jonathansmith8672he was draghing= drool laughing

Junky... Absolutely! Oh my god it is one of the funniest damn things I have ever heard in my life! It destroys me every time! "Hyeewww would, Hwouldn't hhhyeewww?!"

‘I’d love to see it’ he can never come over to their house anymore 😂

Fuck you now im wheezing like a teapot🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was going to say the same thing. Bert finally composes himself and then… “where do you think you’d hit her?” Gone. Bert’s done.

That is what sets him apart. He is a 10/10 in timing.

So true

And then does it again with the, "do you think it would be a closed fist or?"

IN THE FAAAAAACE

Yeah He gonna blow an aneurysm laughing like that.

Lol!!!!!

Same

Only a matter of time

I dont think iv ever seen someone spell laughed like you

like a donkey show in mexico

@@TheFachen bro what

Yea nadav’s laugh in the background

"Not Bert's jokes, just need his delusional narcissitc presence to set up for easy roasts for Tom." Also that fake laugh is cringe and now he's got Tom doing it

Maybe the Jennifer anniston bit* "for protection"

@@pandapinda90 which episode was that in?

@@pandapinda90 yes i was just gonna day the jennifer anniston thing. By far the funniest thing i ever saw on 2b1c

For safety.

@@Jayrhum10 yeah my b, memory recall is poor

His laughing fit in court upon hearing the clip again will really seal the deal.

Do you mean Bort

@@mikeyg8568 Do you mean Bret.😂

Brad

100%

Every single time

Literally

Only the first dozen or so times

Native has the best laugh

Okay Paddy...

😂😂😂

He'd never cheat on her tho😂

Hey mine too

@@ACU_misfit he would, he’d just hit her first.

Lmfao

he’s got a deep speaking voice too and then it raises 14 octaves somehow

To respond to both of these comments, it's because it's fake

No one else does

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Funny asf

Facts

Sounds like something a cheater would say

It's actually the opposite but yeah go on

That makes it even funnier

He's a natural comedian

Yea….it’s always been that way tho I think. For every joke. No one loves Bert more than Bert. 😆

So annoying.

@@UserName-jo9qv Cope and seethe

Amen

the jennifer anistons protection is by the hardest i’ve ever laughed

I had this video playing in the background. I heard Bert screeching so I reminded to listen to what happened. I laughed so hard I started crying too.

What about the first time you hold your son?

The only times I cry-laugh is with my friends

Arms dealer is funny too. The guy telling him to contact the last person you've texted to continue a dialogue.

tom laughs the hardest when 1. Bert says or does something so ridiculous, but so quintessentially bert 2. someone gets hurt 3. a woman gets hurt because she fuckin deserved it I think if there was a clip of drunk bert punching leeann in the face Tom might die of laughter. the scream would definitely be added to the intro song

@@maybeaspider3456 i think the funniest part about this comment is the implication that leanne had it coming lol

It’s what makes it so much more funny

@@Eyeb1z lmaoo

Dudes looks possessed when he does that.

I will die happily if I go out buckled over in a laugh like theirs.

Cut it out and put it in a soundtrack 😂

3:28 fucking dying from his laughter 🤣

He was holding that line in for a second as Bert was trying to get it together, he knew he was about to kill him with that.

Dude, 100% therapist level question. Lol...

Omg please

I would love that

Yes!!

Do ittt

Anyone know if they reacted to it?

I have. It gets me every time.

Domestic abuse isn't funny.. Ok, it kind of is. Alright, it's funny. 😂

good on you my boy

My abs hurt! Goddam!

@@goodninji8 the act of DV isn’t funny it’s just their reaction that’s funny 😭

Sounds like skeletor is producing the show

Not to mention the roaring seals in front of the camera

@@Jmatrixxxxxxxx hahahhaha

Jennifer Aniston is definitely bringing somebody now.

I was thinking the same thing. These guys really have it made.

Cool aid clip is my religion

Dude LMAO!!!!!! Wow!!!!!! Great stuff

Even the dead would wake up from that laugh! LMAO!

It's kinda wild watching 2B1C episodes from the start and it's exactly the same conversations around weight loss as they are now 🤣 same with drinking

Who tf is brent

@@Veryc0ncerned new here I suppose….

@@Themdawgsishell not really thats the sad part

@@Veryc0ncerned lol you know, Brent Chrysler!

A severely sun burnt Bert down in Key West

You think Brent has to lose Lee-ann and move to Key West to get the 3 years to live diagnosis. You must think highly of him...

3 months, tops. Look at his skin. That’s a warning sign. Xanax and booze will kill you for sure.

3 months. He's got 3 years as is.

@@mrsweater17 Burnt Keysher

I'm fucking dying

LOL

Best comment

🤣

Hahaha oh my god

For real. I've only ever had these on LSD.

@@nutbastard Same! I watched my girlfriend do this exact cry/laugh on mushrooms.

@@FreePercussion This is long but trust me it's worth reading: Last time I had one was on LSD camping with my buddy. He's really paranoid about ticks, and we've known each other since we were little kids. Anyway he feels something right at the top of his ass cheeks, so he wants me to check him. Mind you it's like 2am, so I toss on the headlamp and he drops trou. But I'm frying balls so I had to get right up in there and squint. Nothing. After like a 5 mississippi I said "Bro, are you doing a bit right now?" We then got into how fucking funny that would be to do to a friend - act really concerned with a tick bite just to get their face in your ass and then lay a fart. But then we got into how horribly wrong that could go if the pankster just projectile sharted into their friends face, instead of a harmless fart. We died laughing about it just like Bert for a solid 10 minutes. I mean especially on acid, in the woods, you shit directly into your best friends face as a gag, like what's his name from Jurassic Park. We were just weezing and dying laughing figuring out what would happen next, how different friends of ours would react, oh man. Like you can't do that prank to your buddies wife because best case scenario she hates you for just a clean dry fart, but if you accidentally shit on your buddie's wife's face, good lord. The long term ramifications aside, that's going to change the night dramatically.

It's definitely a lil forced XD

Week? You mean days

I keep expecting to wake up to the terrible news..the man lives so hard...god this podcast is the greatest thing going

I mean, all that kool-aid he drinks lmfao

A dying dog toy, being squeaked as hard as possible XD

Or those chimps hunting down and eating little monkeys on a David Attenborough movie.

He's got a big body dude. if I got any where close to 200 I'd look like I was dying.