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Comedian Bert Kreischer has lived many lives, all of which involve partying and being awesome. His legendary college antics inspired the movie Van Wilder, and his standup is anchored by some of the most outrageous anecdotes you've ever heard. Watch him achieve #PeakBert as he appears on Hot Ones, a show he's been riding for since day one. Shout out to Bert, the O.G. celeb Hot Ones fan!
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Season 2
Episode 24
First We Feast videos offer an iconoclastic view into the culinary world, taking you behind-the-scenes with some of the country's best chefs and finding the unexpected places where food and pop culture intersect.
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@jeremyzornes9342
@jeremyzornes9342 5 лет назад
I love how bert teaches the correct way to eat a wing and then proceeds to never eat a wing that way again
@august1706
@august1706 5 лет назад
don’t think he wants the sauce on his fingers
@beesechurger_9678
@beesechurger_9678 5 лет назад
Jeremy Zornes probably didn’t want to eat the whole wing each time
@funeralbillii9172
@funeralbillii9172 5 лет назад
Yeah, bc he knew if he ate it that way, getting the entire thing in your mouth, it would be 1000% worse!!
@longbeachpaco4800
@longbeachpaco4800 5 лет назад
Time
@jacobrubiojr3710
@jacobrubiojr3710 5 лет назад
Lol..
@MrJoshlibby
@MrJoshlibby 5 лет назад
Campaign to get Bert back on the show and try the current sauces....Book it
@iplaylax22
@iplaylax22 5 лет назад
Do you love how in season 2 they had to use half empty sauce bottles that look like they’ve been open in the fridge for the last six months.
@johnlarson3305
@johnlarson3305 5 лет назад
@@iplaylax22 no shit never noticed that lol..
@JACKTHETRIXTER
@JACKTHETRIXTER 5 лет назад
Lol-good to see him go head to head with Tom Segura on Truth or Dab.
@GoodJobCasey
@GoodJobCasey 5 лет назад
Bert The Return!!!!!
@TheHayes32
@TheHayes32 5 лет назад
And have beer this time... Haha
@UhtredOfBamburgh
@UhtredOfBamburgh 4 года назад
"I'm not sleepin sober. I'm not just gona go to bed at night and close my eyes like someone dead inside." ~Bert
@nicholastruesdell3743
@nicholastruesdell3743 4 года назад
Too real,
@timbrwolf1121
@timbrwolf1121 4 года назад
Facts
@99nej
@99nej 4 года назад
Doug Stanhope maybe tho
@hyptro
@hyptro 4 года назад
@@99nej "Have you ever tried to sleep while sober?"
@99nej
@99nej 4 года назад
@@hyptro you bet, he speaks truth. And I laughed at both Bert and Doug when they joked about it :) sorry, best response would probably be "it's completely impossible!" love that you knew the bit :)
@ketowolf
@ketowolf 3 года назад
Bert is the FIRST person who said they’re a fan of this show who you could tell ACTUALLY is- he knows the sauces, he knows what to expect, and he’s SO excited to be on the show that it’s absolutely fun to see him so excited. Also he’s funny. Lol!
@Christopher-qq4dl
@Christopher-qq4dl Год назад
Lol
@Mauldoon5
@Mauldoon5 4 года назад
This man just gave a comedy special away on RU-vid. Respect.
@Elric54
@Elric54 4 года назад
Bert Kreischer IS a comedy special
@MrScottlowe21
@MrScottlowe21 4 года назад
Respect! Show yo shit, son!
@lilspittin313
@lilspittin313 4 года назад
Insta comedy
@milfking2440
@milfking2440 4 года назад
Scott Lowe 🍆
@jimhansen5052
@jimhansen5052 3 года назад
"Do you feel it!?! Where did you put yours...did it go down your throat!?" - Bert Kreischer
@kaneamora7371
@kaneamora7371 4 года назад
I honestly watch “The Machine” like once every other month.
@andrewguerra1817
@andrewguerra1817 4 года назад
I watch secret time once every month at least. Only comedian i can rewatch multiple times
@shelbyaskew3581
@shelbyaskew3581 4 года назад
Gives you the Russian endorphins you need to get through the month. I watched it today and I'm so fucking happy.
@WhydoIneedahandle1111
@WhydoIneedahandle1111 4 года назад
Fuck that bitch, this is Russia. XD
@tpags7398
@tpags7398 4 года назад
That is where it goes from. “ the machine” to *THE MACHINE!!!!*
@partyman4605
@partyman4605 4 года назад
Like 3 times a month for me and its still funny af
@chadpattypersonal8731
@chadpattypersonal8731 4 года назад
Bert crying: "I thought there'd be beer"
@bena3341
@bena3341 4 года назад
Yea he sounded genuinely upset.
@konnecthd8797
@konnecthd8797 3 года назад
"Do you feel it!?! Where did you put yours...did it go down your throat!?" - Bert Kreischer
@tc68bird
@tc68bird 3 года назад
@@bena3341 is c A in. Yh
@captainalie9264
@captainalie9264 3 года назад
XD
@AH-vr1ix
@AH-vr1ix Год назад
I am Bert, I am Bert! B, R, T... I mean; B, E, R, T!
@DreIsGoneFission
@DreIsGoneFission 2 года назад
Bert: *has encyclopedic knowledge of the show* Also Bert: “does it get better?” Lol Sean’s response was perfect
@PhantomLantern2814
@PhantomLantern2814 4 года назад
It’s weird seeing Sean so nervous in these early interviews. He was so young and innocent. Seeing big celebrities dry heaving was so new to him. This was before he started relishing in their pain.
@tansb04
@tansb04 3 года назад
this dude had smoke coming out of his mouth when he did that last one XD
@LayMyBurdenDown
@LayMyBurdenDown 3 года назад
Yes.. Now I don't think he would even flinch.
@tuxedomask7892
@tuxedomask7892 3 года назад
Like when eric Andre just smashed shit on his head I thought sean was gonna have a heart attack lol.
@thomasmcelroy5785
@thomasmcelroy5785 3 года назад
what an absolute unit of an interviewer to stay in the chair, when they are that new to the format, with someone about to puke in their face
@jesseking2960
@jesseking2960 2 года назад
It’s crazy it been two years since this comment
@malbeq
@malbeq 7 лет назад
This interviewer is extremely talented. And I'm not talking about his tolerance. He's a fantastic host.
@GuileQwerty
@GuileQwerty 7 лет назад
Yeah, great questions to be sure.
@jringo6838
@jringo6838 7 лет назад
Tom is that u Sean?
@NYKnicks125
@NYKnicks125 7 лет назад
Was thinking the same thing
@nathancook2293
@nathancook2293 7 лет назад
Tom I agree. I love how he can talk to any of his guests on thier level. This is the first on though that he looked terrified when Bert started gagging. Amazing rollercoaster of a ride!
@PabloJustChillin
@PabloJustChillin 7 лет назад
Nathan Cook I mean who wants someone else to puke on them?
@carrieklu8901
@carrieklu8901 5 лет назад
Kept his shirt on way longer then I thought he would.
@bryanr9082
@bryanr9082 5 лет назад
than
@carrieklu8901
@carrieklu8901 5 лет назад
@@bryanr9082 this is how I learn
@CdtHager
@CdtHager 5 лет назад
Okay, but for real though. I was shocked he showed up wearing one lol
@nickg9170
@nickg9170 5 лет назад
Bryan R thank you thank you
@GG553
@GG553 5 лет назад
Thought he would take it off in the first 5 minutes ngl-
@kayless9728
@kayless9728 Год назад
The genuine fear on Sean’s face when he think Bert is gonna puke on him. Just preparing for impact 😂
@BadKattitude
@BadKattitude 11 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂
@PatrickRob82
@PatrickRob82 5 месяцев назад
Dude was gagging steam. I'd be terrified too.
@mrwiggles7497
@mrwiggles7497 6 лет назад
I love how hyped Bert is to be on the show.
@whitewigglesworth
@whitewigglesworth 6 лет назад
(I actually am Mr.Wiggles.) I have to agree with you and I think this episode is the funniest one to date.
@grapistwithhiv
@grapistwithhiv 6 лет назад
He's an attention craving fat hack, anything that garners him views excites me.
@bs4727
@bs4727 6 лет назад
fack that bitc this is rusia cyka
@cureamyosheen9100
@cureamyosheen9100 5 лет назад
@@grapistwithhiv Not really, and no need to be a dick.
@jairomaciasrally317
@jairomaciasrally317 5 лет назад
Mr Wiggles n
@rambow70
@rambow70 7 лет назад
The host of this show is the real Machine. Week after week he takes the heat. Also probably the best interviewer. He lets them talk and guides the conversation without speaking. Real talent.
@craigbeade8654
@craigbeade8654 6 лет назад
dude probably shits lava
@lulzdragon7339
@lulzdragon7339 6 лет назад
I honestly wonder if he ever doesn't shit blood.
@brand1nn943
@brand1nn943 6 лет назад
The machine!!!
@vibes6326
@vibes6326 6 лет назад
HE IS THE MACHIIIIINE
@fickenficken
@fickenficken 6 лет назад
How do we know he has the same hot stuff in his food all the time? Ahahaha
@chrisrichardson4693
@chrisrichardson4693 6 лет назад
'I thought there would be beer' *cries* *triumphant music plays*
@lyan333
@lyan333 5 лет назад
chris Richardson omg best closing ever!!
@bbd468
@bbd468 3 года назад
Bert actually had smoke come out his mouth when he gagged. I completely lost it right then. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@supbrotv
@supbrotv 8 лет назад
This guy has the best fucking stories
@johnerick9541
@johnerick9541 7 лет назад
supbrotv Plus he is a great storyteller.
@infintittie
@infintittie 7 лет назад
best lies
@AirsoftGunsNow12
@AirsoftGunsNow12 7 лет назад
So all stories are non-fiction? ok.
@markcitarella454
@markcitarella454 6 лет назад
Fish Abuser dude is the real life van wilder if you think a lot of his stories are bullshit you must live a pretty boring life
@charlottehouk2821
@charlottehouk2821 4 года назад
When Bert puts the microphone in his mouth so we can hear him gag.. Sean says, "I think that may be a rental" 🤣
@Kazza_8240
@Kazza_8240 3 года назад
'stop provoking it' lol
@ariellalistigx
@ariellalistigx 6 лет назад
I love when guests are genuine fans of the show. It makes a huge difference. Compared to "which way do we go? Why are you dabbing?" Just my opinion.
@ALL-rf9gl
@ALL-rf9gl 6 лет назад
ariella SUCKA agreed I'd be doing the exact same. I'd be so hyped and try to go above and beyond and show out.
@KalanHowse
@KalanHowse 6 лет назад
It's "Which way do we go" because right to left isn't standard. Guest should always be first. Make it left to right and then you don't get stupid questions following a stupid setup. :)
@RevvingRIO
@RevvingRIO 2 года назад
“You don’t have a good bedside manner, you’re freakin me out.” “You’re freaking ME out!” 😂😂😂😂😂
@emidom2004
@emidom2004 Год назад
That was comedy gold.
@chainsawmaster34
@chainsawmaster34 4 года назад
"She's giving herself a gynecological exam and we're just like 'oh that's her uvula'" is the funniest god damn line in in the history of this show.
@thomasocallaghan9145
@thomasocallaghan9145 4 года назад
The uvula is that tiny thing in the back of the throat, much respect
@Eriey3
@Eriey3 4 года назад
I think he meant vulva but goddamn did I cry laughing at that part 😂😂😂💀🤣
@IanBreakerPM
@IanBreakerPM 4 года назад
Fact
@kuslerf12
@kuslerf12 3 года назад
@@Eriey3 that's what made it so funny
@robcanfield5944
@robcanfield5944 3 года назад
Yeah, I was NOT the uvula was in the vagina...now I know!
@j.b114
@j.b114 5 лет назад
Sean: "GARBAGE CAN!" Bert: "No no no let it happen." LMAOO
@CpttCanada
@CpttCanada 5 лет назад
That and his gagging killed me lmao!
@rasmussyrjala1370
@rasmussyrjala1370 4 года назад
One thing I have learned with drinking, never prepare, never run to the toilet or garbage can, then its happening 100% of a time, just let it happen, then its only 50/50 or 80/20 or something, but its always better than 100. I fucking hate puking, but luckily I almost never remember it at the morning.
@gilbertmcswiggens8700
@gilbertmcswiggens8700 7 лет назад
This is the best episode of hot ones ever made, all hail the machine
@gilbertmcswiggens8700
@gilbertmcswiggens8700 7 лет назад
Mashina!!!! man do i love this guy. Check out all his podcasts with joe rogan . If anyone can recorded good podcasts that's he has done himself let me know!!!
@ProgressiveConservative
@ProgressiveConservative 7 лет назад
listen to his podcasts bertcast is awesome
@jmiscstuff8704
@jmiscstuff8704 7 лет назад
Gilbert Mcswiggens He was promoting the Laughable app this week. Pick any comedian and it lists every podcast they've ever been on.
@OneMinuteGourmetMeals
@OneMinuteGourmetMeals 7 лет назад
did you see the one with joey diaz?
@mr.q337
@mr.q337 7 лет назад
THE MACHINE
@haley9635
@haley9635 2 года назад
"Does it get better?!" "No, it get's worse, that's how the show's designed." Just kills me 😆
@BrianDk1x
@BrianDk1x Месяц назад
"get's" is not a word🤦🏻‍♂️
@M4st3r0fN0n3
@M4st3r0fN0n3 5 лет назад
I love how Sean looks like Neil Patrick Harris cosplaying Dr Evil
@k4yser
@k4yser 5 лет назад
Underrated
@yourmomshouse6984
@yourmomshouse6984 5 лет назад
Lmao this is gold
@molassio1989
@molassio1989 5 лет назад
Holy shit, dude!
@CobiOBrien
@CobiOBrien 5 лет назад
I can't unsee this lmao
@thelosjee
@thelosjee 5 лет назад
M4st3r0fN0n3 wow! that’s funny af!
@boogalooo
@boogalooo 5 лет назад
"You dont have good bedside manners. You're freaking me out, man!" "You're freaking ME out!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Ztertis
@Ztertis 5 лет назад
That made me laugh so hard
@leroyMXII
@leroyMXII 4 года назад
Laughed my ass of to that part 🤣😂🤣
@ChristinaSuper
@ChristinaSuper 6 лет назад
"You don't have a good bedside manner, you're freaking me out" "You're FREAKING ME OUT!" "I'm freaking out because you're freaking out that I'm freaking out!"
@malachicarl9516
@malachicarl9516 6 лет назад
Christina Super 23:45 😂 that was sooo funny
@pssnyder
@pssnyder 6 лет назад
"I thought there'd be beer..."
@garretosborne7841
@garretosborne7841 5 лет назад
Instant gold man! 😆😂
@austincombs3346
@austincombs3346 5 лет назад
IKR Bruh I fucking died LOLLOLOL
@austincombs3346
@austincombs3346 5 лет назад
Just the way Sean look at him when he's saying it LOOOL
@danbaranowski
@danbaranowski 2 года назад
I just couldn’t stop laughing at 10:39-14:46 Bert was having a blast telling that story while Sean was just along for the ride 😂😂😂😂
@frankiestoolshed1978
@frankiestoolshed1978 7 лет назад
I love how real they both get. "You're freakin me out man" "CUZ YOURE FREAKIN ME OUT"
@cinnamon9390
@cinnamon9390 6 лет назад
Holy shit, seeing Sean that uncomfortable made me laugh so hard. I mean *I* was revolted, but seeing it on his face and in his body was mad satisfying
@eabeeson
@eabeeson 5 лет назад
Came here to say this. That panicked recoil with "no! ugh!" at 23:10, then the desperate plea for help looking off camera at 23:29... I don't think I've ever seen Sean so rattled.
@majedawad1683
@majedawad1683 5 лет назад
bro wwww @@eabeeson
@LTKTheSoc
@LTKTheSoc 5 лет назад
@@eabeeson The look at 18:50 had me dying.
@rockstoneballs
@rockstoneballs 5 лет назад
Try... something!
@jimmarshall5453
@jimmarshall5453 5 лет назад
I was once in a high school Business Law class and a buddy drank a pint of vodka before coming in to take the final test. Because he was a "trouble maker" his seat was front and center, directly across from the teacher's desk. This very forward thinking teacher was playing classical music and standing leaning against the front of his desk when two things happened at once, he jumped 4 feet sideways like a masterful toreador getting out of the way of the horns of a charging bull, and the student massively projectile vomited all over the teacher's desk, the gap in between and on his own desk where the tilt of the desk made it run directly back onto his pants. Ah yes, 1967.
@ashleybrodkorb7703
@ashleybrodkorb7703 4 года назад
“Bring it back to Earth, handle your high.” He’s the dude to do drugs with.
@brockmeeks1695
@brockmeeks1695 4 года назад
Ashley Brodkorb Don’t do drugs. You don’t need that stuff.
@bena3341
@bena3341 4 года назад
@@brockmeeks1695 Fun? Everyone needs that in their life.
@brockmeeks1695
@brockmeeks1695 4 года назад
Ben A drugs can be fun and almost always are in the beginning. Don’t get started on that train. I’m not talking about weed or the occasional pill even but don’t get a habit. It can ruin you. Don’t mess your life up when you’re still young. Got plenty of time to make mistakes.
@Sprightey
@Sprightey 4 года назад
@@brockmeeks1695 shut the fuck up, guy, don't tell anyone how to live their life
@simonz5002
@simonz5002 3 года назад
@@Sprightey you stfu hes speaking facts
@whiskeylinux
@whiskeylinux 2 года назад
Re-watching this in 2021. Cool to see how the show has evolved.
@tldtld
@tldtld Год назад
Yes but this still has to be the best episode to date.
@GingerBleghMan
@GingerBleghMan 7 лет назад
I love how he educates on how to properly eat a wing, then proceeds to eat every single on thereafter the "wrong" way
@masediggity
@masediggity 6 лет назад
Bro your not eating the whole thing after the first one, fuck that noise haha
@JJ-sq1fv
@JJ-sq1fv 6 лет назад
He probably realized if he did it the right way then he would have to eat more sauce
@keyanatigerowner
@keyanatigerowner 5 лет назад
Poor Sean omg he is freaking out because of Bert's gagging lol 😂😂😂
@iambirch69
@iambirch69 5 лет назад
I gagged too, I simply cannot even with the sound of it, or the gesture.
@korbeeeeeen6458
@korbeeeeeen6458 5 лет назад
I was the same tho
@rosesnewbeginning3547
@rosesnewbeginning3547 5 лет назад
Omg i nearly lost my supper
@been3060
@been3060 4 года назад
I'd be freaked out if the man sitting in front of me just gagged, and I watched his soul escape his body.
@lisaomansfield
@lisaomansfield 4 года назад
Best
@TheJustinhunting
@TheJustinhunting 5 лет назад
Nobody offers me drugs. Nobody offers me weed... I see what you did there Bert. Brilliant.
@jeremiahtheperyton7854
@jeremiahtheperyton7854 5 лет назад
What did he do there, say weed is not a drug?
@MrLarsgren
@MrLarsgren 5 лет назад
:)
@frankyyn2357
@frankyyn2357 5 лет назад
@@jeremiahtheperyton7854 hes asking for weed god damn it. Offer the man a joint or a bong rip
@lindonbejko7388
@lindonbejko7388 5 лет назад
they don't offer bert weed, they offer *the machine* weed
@leeroyi
@leeroyi 5 лет назад
He wants lines not shots lol
@jonathanyee1478
@jonathanyee1478 Год назад
Sean’s face when he realizes where the hotel mess story was about to lead too was priceless
@mcfizzzz
@mcfizzzz 5 лет назад
"maybe if you stop provoking it...?" - when I stopped crying with laughter I subscribed for that line alone. Sean and Bert are both brilliant. well done guys.
@ItsDesm
@ItsDesm 8 лет назад
Dude, did he burp up steam? Bert's the man.
@nawal8821
@nawal8821 8 лет назад
he looked like a fucking dragon, it was amazing XD
@ItsDesm
@ItsDesm 8 лет назад
lol
@imwithcheese
@imwithcheese 8 лет назад
LMAO
@NaturalProgressGames
@NaturalProgressGames 8 лет назад
...no it wasn't... :x
@pr0n3
@pr0n3 8 лет назад
He is "The Machine" after all and this proves it :).
@HerdingNSuch
@HerdingNSuch 5 лет назад
Agent 47 just interviewed the machine
@deadketamine3781
@deadketamine3781 5 лет назад
What the actual fuck is this comment. I love it... but... what the hell man
@RepairRenovateRenew
@RepairRenovateRenew 5 лет назад
Lmao hitman joke wins
@That1BVP
@That1BVP 5 лет назад
Maybe 47's unknown younger nice brother. 47 has a resting bitchface
@ontologicallysteve7765
@ontologicallysteve7765 5 лет назад
Maybe if Agent 47 was an effeminate beta-male. The only thing they have in common is a bald head. I suppose if Eddie Murphy was interviewing him, you'd say it was the equivalent of Lawrence Fishburne interviewing him? Completely off topic: It's a shame Sam Jackson went down. Never would've pegged him to be the drugging/raping type. I guess that's what pudding-pop money gets you. What a twisted world!
@ToXiiCiTy9797
@ToXiiCiTy9797 5 лет назад
@@ontologicallysteve7765 Dude stfu & enjoy the damn joke and video jesus christ 😂
@PatrickRob82
@PatrickRob82 5 месяцев назад
23:25 maybe the funniest thing I've ever seen on here. This massive freakout, tears pouring, gagging steam, pure chaos, and then the heavy pause..... and like a 6yo, he asks, "is the milk better?" Absolutely incredible.
@jeongjeongmusic
@jeongjeongmusic 4 года назад
"I'm mean, she's literally giving herself a gynecological exam in front of us, uh like uhhhhhhhhhh thats her uvula!" Man every time i watch this dude i like him even more
@1MouseAngry
@1MouseAngry 4 года назад
Watching him gag and Sean’s face may have been the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life , I watched it 30 times
@TylerDuckBeard
@TylerDuckBeard 4 года назад
"Feed the machine hot wings and vodka and you'll have a great time"
@pt42sundevils
@pt42sundevils 3 года назад
Biden/Harris all day
@dennisprater8272
@dennisprater8272 3 года назад
"WE WANT FLYING DILDOS!" THIS MAN IS SINGLEHANDEDLY THE GREATEST MAN EVER.
@theterps_pod_ofc
@theterps_pod_ofc 3 года назад
I love this
@deansmith6891
@deansmith6891 3 года назад
"You dont have good bedside manners. You're freaking me out, man!" "You're freaking ME out!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@kryaxe
@kryaxe 3 года назад
Vodka would actually help. Alcohol will neutralize much of the heat. Beer would not, as there's not enough alcohol in it.
@zacsalmon9357
@zacsalmon9357 3 года назад
I cannot Express! Enough, how much I love watching these. Thank you for delaying dark tendencies, and my own traumatic experiences, to watch amazing people be humbled, themselves. You have helped me.
@rg5252-y2v
@rg5252-y2v 7 лет назад
23:55 Lost my shit when Bert started crying about no beer.
@gilbertmcswiggens8700
@gilbertmcswiggens8700 7 лет назад
i know right! " I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE BEER!!!"
@bigbakaboon
@bigbakaboon 7 лет назад
alcoholics unite, no beer is sad.
@gordonm.7387
@gordonm.7387 7 лет назад
Life is dull without alcohol or mild drugs. Acid is too much but... use it.
@fr0zdify
@fr0zdify 7 лет назад
such a perfect moment lmao. how do you not have beer for the Machine..
@esteban8681
@esteban8681 7 лет назад
Ryan Glowacki For real that made me laugh so much
@DaveGoliath10
@DaveGoliath10 4 года назад
I haven’t cried so hard as I did when he said “you don’t have good bedside manner. You’re freaking me out!”
@axelsxnumba1fan
@axelsxnumba1fan 2 года назад
I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at that part
@collink7145
@collink7145 5 лет назад
At 23:25 you can see his soul leave his body...
@troygreen9087
@troygreen9087 5 лет назад
was gonna say!!! straight belchd some bong rip out or something lol!!
@BigDaddyDodds
@BigDaddyDodds 5 лет назад
I lowkey thought it was smoke and looked for a comment that said something about that 😂😂
@jamespiche3653
@jamespiche3653 5 лет назад
Because Science: What you see there is steam in the same way that you can see your breath in cold weather. The hot sauces have created a atmosphere in his mouth (more accurately at the back of his throat and coming from his stomach) that are heated higher than the ambient temp in the room. This makes mini steam spouts.
@collink7145
@collink7145 5 лет назад
@@jamespiche3653 yeah I'm gonna call bullshit until you can show me proof of that. AFAIK, hot sauce doesn't raise temps.
@jamespiche3653
@jamespiche3653 5 лет назад
​@@collink7145 So let me pose this question. If Hot Sauce (or any thermogenic ingredients to include Peppers and anything with Capsaicin in them) do not cause a rise in temps, why is the natural body response to sweat? The body wants to stay in a state of homeostasis and when you introduce something that raises the body temp, the bodies natural instinct is to lower the temp. The natural way for it to do that is sweat. That is why when you eat spicy foods you sweat. It is quite literally the proof that spicy foods and hot sauces raise temps.
@tobydauch3278
@tobydauch3278 Год назад
My jaw was on the FLOOR for the flying ds story he told dear god that was funny
@Nxrthluvsyou
@Nxrthluvsyou Год назад
Top 5 story
@BraveRC
@BraveRC 4 года назад
I think Bert might be one of the greatest storytellers of all time. "It looked like a lighthouse. How do you follow an albino cock?" - Bert Kreischer
@TheArtofGuitar
@TheArtofGuitar 5 лет назад
"You don't have a good bed-side manner, I'm freakin' out!" Best line!
@brycecourtneymusic
@brycecourtneymusic 4 года назад
Woah its the real guy. Good videos man
@christianwilson8232
@christianwilson8232 4 года назад
Sammy g hello
@arbiter-
@arbiter- 6 лет назад
Watching this in 2018 it's crazy how much the show has evolved over the years. You're doing great Mr. Evans.
@DragonLancers
@DragonLancers Год назад
Sean's face when he's trying not to laugh at Bert saying "Uvula" killed me
@captainspirou
@captainspirou 8 лет назад
Wings and times #1 1:50 - 2,200 Scoville - Sriracha #2 4:45 - 3,000 Scoville - Tapatio #3 6:15 - 5,790 Scoville - El Yucateco Red #4 7:29 - 13,000 Scoville - Pain is good #5 8:23 - 15,600 Scoville - Hot Ones Fiery Chipotle #6 10:37 - 34,000 Scoville - Rogue #7 14:45 - 40,600 Scoville - Pain 100% #8 16:31 - 135,600 Scoville - Da' Bomb Beyond Insanity #9 18:40 - 357,000 Scoville - Mad Dog 357 #10 21:55 - 550,000 Scoville - Blair's Mega Death
@MG_Turbo25
@MG_Turbo25 5 лет назад
“In what way are you disappointed?” Bert crying : “I thought there would be beer”
@riedstep
@riedstep 8 лет назад
if those stories were true this was probably the best one yet.
@elitedw12
@elitedw12 8 лет назад
they are all true
@johnyount9089
@johnyount9089 8 лет назад
how sway
@romondoalexander8851
@romondoalexander8851 8 лет назад
This was really funny but don't watch it twice...
@adj789
@adj789 8 лет назад
almost better than Eric Andre but visually no
@joeyowngoal5210
@joeyowngoal5210 8 лет назад
They are all true check his podcast out
@katietye3673
@katietye3673 3 года назад
As having been part of housekeeping in hotels with frequent celebrities...PLEASE CONTINUE PRANKING HOUSEKEEPERS. Lol. I’ve had so many fun and unique experiences with celebrities that I’ll always cherish.
@rattlecanrx7594
@rattlecanrx7594 4 года назад
This is the first time I’ve seen Sean freak out over a guest lmao
@robertduncan8400
@robertduncan8400 5 лет назад
Burt: hard dry heave Sean: get the trash can Burt: no no no, just let it happen Sean: Panicking as he looks around for someone to help him and get Burt an f’n trash can 😂🤣
@polianarchy
@polianarchy 4 года назад
JUST LET IT HAPPEN
@onemulatto
@onemulatto 8 лет назад
You guys listen to your fans. Thank you. Best show besides action bronson watching ancient aliens.
@alexsoto5800
@alexsoto5800 8 лет назад
Fuck That's Delicious.....ancient aliens was just a segment
@TheShippo28
@TheShippo28 8 лет назад
+Alex Soto They made it into a show
@Garblegox
@Garblegox 8 лет назад
Still the best segment.
@KevinAndrewRea
@KevinAndrewRea 8 лет назад
While both of those are great... Eric Andre Show reigns supreme.
@Nitro_BSQ
@Nitro_BSQ 8 лет назад
+xfactor541 eric Andre was on action Bronson watching ancient aliens
@Pickle_Riiiick
@Pickle_Riiiick 2 года назад
I’ve been rewatching all the seasons and he’s the first one to make me cry laughing that was amazing!!!🤣
@Curien247
@Curien247 6 лет назад
The carpet industry in east Georgia weeps for their loss.
@baychevy5105
@baychevy5105 5 лет назад
"You don't have a good bed side manner man your freaking me out" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@healz8284
@healz8284 5 лет назад
BayChevy 510 “you’re freaking ME out”
@walkerbrosfilms7077
@walkerbrosfilms7077 5 лет назад
You’re *
@nikilesko-skalla6160
@nikilesko-skalla6160 5 лет назад
BayChevy 510 that was my favorite part 😂😂
@jacklandon9933
@jacklandon9933 7 лет назад
I notice hot sauce ruins Bert's wing eating technique.
@robertcotrell9810
@robertcotrell9810 6 лет назад
I saw that, too. Hilarious
@opa3794
@opa3794 2 года назад
His energy is priceless. This is one of my favorite episodes
@theacp6687
@theacp6687 4 года назад
Bert just gets better and better. You GOTTA have him come back on the show.
@omarotz1able
@omarotz1able 7 лет назад
"I'm sure he's bringing jazzy Jeff that counts 13 on my watch" 😂😂😭
@ellas8129
@ellas8129 4 года назад
Burt "this is how you eat wings" Burt 2nd wing in : eating it like everyone else
@vicesneakers6048
@vicesneakers6048 3 года назад
"I'm mean, she's literally giving herself a gynecological exam in front of us, uh like uhhhhhhhhhh thats her uvula!" Man every time i watch this dude i like him even more
@roge_dynamite683
@roge_dynamite683 3 года назад
@@vicesneakers6048 copy and paste is a useful tool isn't it
@desireec2836
@desireec2836 2 года назад
bert came into my old job and he is literally the kindest human. which is amazing because he is a huge inspiration for me and to meet him was just incredible
@joeknapp9162
@joeknapp9162 Год назад
Love dude, he should not be your inspiration tho 😂
@robertfrost8264
@robertfrost8264 6 лет назад
It's fucking nutty just going back 2 years and looking at Sean. He looks like an 8th grader compared to current eps (June 2018).
@Bowiiihowdy
@Bowiiihowdy 5 лет назад
Hot wings..not even once
@RyanLoveMegenNicole
@RyanLoveMegenNicole 5 лет назад
When Bert was about to throw up on the table, Sean’s face was priceless 😂😂 funny af
@bballstrategy
@bballstrategy 7 лет назад
"Maybe stop provoking it." Quite the psychological advice!
@j.p.8213
@j.p.8213 3 года назад
Sean when Bert says he's gonna throw up lmao! He sits back so fast "trash can trash can!" BAHAhahaha 🤣👍
@briggyb
@briggyb 7 лет назад
Literally stopped the video, watched Bert talk about The Machine and then came back to finish. Love him!!
@melvinsacromentoe
@melvinsacromentoe 6 лет назад
I’ve been on a bert rabbit hole lately
@LlamaArmy
@LlamaArmy 5 лет назад
just started mine. found him on joe rogan.
@stephched4270
@stephched4270 5 лет назад
Just fell down the hole too
@Ikuqxs
@Ikuqxs 5 лет назад
Me 2
@trooperandcooperale3057
@trooperandcooperale3057 5 лет назад
Random found Frankenstein's Lab today they were two very stoned black dudes are watching Bert tell the Mafia story. Going back to back now.
@tima5033
@tima5033 5 лет назад
It's too bad Burnt is racist and fat
@oklahomamudmotor5639
@oklahomamudmotor5639 4 года назад
The look on Sean's face when he starts dry heaving was priceless.I laughed my ass off.23:15
@ABeiji123
@ABeiji123 2 года назад
He legit breathes smoke I’m so confused
@Hobohohos
@Hobohohos 2 года назад
@@ABeiji123 fr
@madisonnelson8715
@madisonnelson8715 Год назад
Sameeeee
@beatbeans1625
@beatbeans1625 3 года назад
I already loved Bert, but after this, I've created a new appreciation for him
@Decenium
@Decenium 8 лет назад
you're freaking me out, you're freaking me out! hilarious
@geniusenigma
@geniusenigma 8 лет назад
Sean's face during that whole part! LMAO
@RandomGuy-jq3jz
@RandomGuy-jq3jz 5 лет назад
What were you most let down by? As berts crying "I thought there would be beer..." I died lmao
@GreatDavu
@GreatDavu 4 года назад
The best part of the was his delivery, he sounded so sad about the lack of beer.
@Hmm...Whats-Their-Name
@Hmm...Whats-Their-Name 5 лет назад
The last wing. Sean's face especially. "I think if you just stop provoking it..."
@NBGGUNNER
@NBGGUNNER 4 года назад
Hands down my favorite episode Bert's reaction brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard 👏
@enthusiasticgamer88
@enthusiasticgamer88 5 лет назад
"Do you feel it!?! Where did you put yours...did it go down your throat!?" - Bert Kreischer
@anthonylong9067
@anthonylong9067 4 года назад
Phrasing!
@thementalmask2944
@thementalmask2944 4 года назад
Bro..... we need a time stamp for that shit and close your eyes
@gmsimon
@gmsimon 3 года назад
#FlyingDildos
@yolandashikers4985
@yolandashikers4985 3 года назад
"I'm mean, she's literally giving herself a gynecological exam in front of us, uh like uhhhhhhhhhh thats her uvula!" Man every time i watch this dude i like him even more
@seanmaloney6342
@seanmaloney6342 3 года назад
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@GetEmSean
@GetEmSean 7 лет назад
PLEASE BRING THIS GUY AGAIN!
@danewilbanks1
@danewilbanks1 8 лет назад
GET THE MAN THE MYTH TOM SEGURA
@TheUnfortuNateB
@TheUnfortuNateB 8 лет назад
Water Champion!
@danewilbanks1
@danewilbanks1 8 лет назад
TheUnfortuNateB He needs to grace Mommy Jeans with his hydration inspired ways/
@clumps
@clumps 8 лет назад
You mean Christina the true water champ right?
@Charismatichyphen
@Charismatichyphen 8 лет назад
She is Amaze but the yorkie sips ain't cutting it, you kno wah I'm sayin?
@TheUnfortuNateB
@TheUnfortuNateB 8 лет назад
Yorkie sippin' pretender to the throne.
@MikeyCh09
@MikeyCh09 3 года назад
Bert’s freak out at the end was some of the best comedy I’ve seen yet.
@elvis316
@elvis316 4 года назад
When you have "Bert Kreischer" in the title "Sweating Profusely" is automatically implied.
@nicholaspietrzak9992
@nicholaspietrzak9992 3 года назад
Gonna need a pool shower after
@nawal8821
@nawal8821 8 лет назад
best one yet is Eric Andre, he smashed the plate and pitcher on his head
@lucaswinter1690
@lucaswinter1690 8 лет назад
That is a good one. I was waiting for him to ranch it up mullato....lol...I like the cookie one the best though..he doused the last one and on another episode the host said Coolio laid on the couch for like an hour suffering.
@lucaswinter1690
@lucaswinter1690 8 лет назад
*Coolio
@nawal8821
@nawal8821 8 лет назад
+Lucas Winter coolio was too chill about it, I like it better when they freak out on camera XD
@dirtynipples26
@dirtynipples26 8 лет назад
you know they are special stunt objects he used them on his own show too. pretty naive to think they were real solid glass. they broke easy as fuck.
@nawal8821
@nawal8821 8 лет назад
+dirtynipples26 I don't believe that, even Sean was shocked by it so its not like he knew about it or prepared for it
@metalheadblues
@metalheadblues 7 лет назад
I wonder if Joe Rogan will ever do this.
@DRUCO316
@DRUCO316 7 лет назад
metalheadblues he said no.
@Reel_Sober
@Reel_Sober 7 лет назад
Yep. Joe said fuck no lol Segura said he is down though. I hope he does!
@tommyoneil9128
@tommyoneil9128 7 лет назад
DRUCO316 when did he say that? I want to see him on here so bad lol
@1397cody
@1397cody 7 лет назад
They were all talkin about it on joes podcast... I think it was actually during one of Bert n toms two weigh in episodes
@DeathGrunt666
@DeathGrunt666 7 лет назад
metalheadblues he sucks ass.
@heatherjohnston2989
@heatherjohnston2989 Год назад
the range of sauces and how it's changed in the past few years is really cool to see. love this show
@jaden3393
@jaden3393 6 лет назад
"I AM THE MACHINE" - Bert
@adrianadkins366
@adrianadkins366 5 лет назад
I love this show, and this is my most favorite episode so far.
@ConstantlyDamaged
@ConstantlyDamaged 5 лет назад
"That's her uvula" If you see her uvula as part of a gynecological exam, something is very, VERY wrong.
@rtb5541
@rtb5541 5 лет назад
vulva*
@MaxLennon
@MaxLennon 5 лет назад
@@rtb5541 in the actual bit he says urethra
@OmegaRiley
@OmegaRiley 5 лет назад
Or you're just being too thorough.
@realisezmoi
@realisezmoi 5 лет назад
that... was the joke
@MaxLennon
@MaxLennon 5 лет назад
@@realisezmoi nah, he misspoke, watch the actual routine
@bongo6022
@bongo6022 4 года назад
this dude had smoke coming out of his mouth when he did that last one XD
@C0tt0n_Ey3d_J03
@C0tt0n_Ey3d_J03 4 года назад
I have bestowed upon you the 69th like. You're welcome.
@caryaikens2323
@caryaikens2323 4 года назад
For real i thought i was seeing things. That was fucking smoke.
@JM-ij1om
@JM-ij1om 3 года назад
Okay glad I'm not the only one that noticed that! 😂
@august1763
@august1763 Год назад
"Bring it back down to Earth. Handle your high." That's a man that's hungout w/cousin Sid.🤣
@diplayball
@diplayball 5 лет назад
I would love to see Joe Rogan on this show
@speedracer8996
@speedracer8996 5 лет назад
I would love to see this as well. Huge fan.
@devinfarr6060
@devinfarr6060 5 лет назад
I feel like he wouldn’t even blink honestly. I’d be down to see Adam richman do this too
@drill2.087
@drill2.087 5 лет назад
Except instead of wings it would be elk bites
@mr.hoppelelefant2350
@mr.hoppelelefant2350 4 года назад
Replace the wings with DMT and he'll be up for it 😅😅😅😅
@marthastewwart
@marthastewwart 4 года назад
@Joe Brown Joe Rogan has never been on hot ones
@VaughnTheSheep
@VaughnTheSheep 7 лет назад
"Oh, that's her uvula" ???? lmfao what?
@N-VAMusic
@N-VAMusic 7 лет назад
he meant vulva but that shit had me dying hahaha
@miguelperez437
@miguelperez437 7 лет назад
The uvula is located inside the buccal cavity .
@diogeneslantern18
@diogeneslantern18 6 лет назад
No he meant "urethra" - I've seen him telling the story on Comedy Central, and in that one he said the crowd thought he was like their Rosa Parks instead of Obama.
@michaelstillings5224
@michaelstillings5224 6 лет назад
PartiZAn18 correct
@rmarie2648
@rmarie2648 6 лет назад
I love at the end when theyre freaking out. Bert is trying not to puke and they do not break eye contact the whole time.
@josephsohn8295
@josephsohn8295 2 года назад
Quite possibly one of the best "story tellers" of all time. Absolutely love this dude!
@Hugi300
@Hugi300 4 года назад
he sounded so sad when he said "I thought there'd be beer" xD
@anonymous-wt9lf
@anonymous-wt9lf 5 лет назад
The end part where bert was dying from the spice absolutely killed me😂😂😂😂
@ThePinkie8922
@ThePinkie8922 4 года назад
Let's all just appreciate how thoughtful & even poignant Sean's questions always are
@raphaelcestari272
@raphaelcestari272 3 года назад
18:48 The face Sean makes when Bert takes off his shirt
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